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Original title: The Solarnauts
Released on 01/01/1967
Year: 1967
Duration: 25 min.
Directed by: John Llewellyn Moxey
Country: United Kingdom

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Fun
Transcript
00:00You
00:30Oh
01:00Oh
01:30Oh
01:39Mars
01:41Northwest sector scan seven complete a nuclear fission practical was the toughest
01:47twice
01:48Maybe I don't like loud noises. Did you have to attend solar assembly as translator? Yes
01:54They love the sound of their own voices, don't they?
01:58Reading on seven seven two five positive
02:04There it is
02:06Looks like a cloud. I've never seen a cloud like that
02:10Maybe one of those freak storms Mars get some at this time of the year, you know
02:13Then it would be something on the weather computer
02:16It's over colony research base for call up their scanning tower
02:21No picture
02:25No, sir, let's move in for a closer look, but are we supposed to call try us and get permission come on tempo
02:34Call try us
02:36Call try us
02:47Clouds now stationary over base for sir, if it is a cloud
02:52The computer confirms that it is a cloud. Yeah, I know it's a cloud. I want to know what sort of a cloud and why
02:58Machines is a lot to be said for the old days
03:0125 11 on monitor, sir
03:03Do we have permission to land and find out what's happening sir, no tempo, but sir we can easily get don't argue
03:14You like him when you get to know him better really he used to be a solenoid maybe it was easier then
03:20He must have heard you
03:23The gyro is gone
03:25changing to secondary drive
03:27You have a reading of three over six
03:29Secondary drive you have a reading of three over six
03:47Operating gravity booster now three over seven
04:00Oh
04:11There's a breaking circuit 8 and 15 3 over 8
04:29I
04:35Can't hold her
04:55Look
04:58I'll inform try us
05:0825 11 reports explosions on research base for right tell them to stand by for further orders, right? Look
05:19Logic I might have known it
05:21You are looking at the results of a minor I see on a cloud
05:25my latest invention I
05:28Control it through space its speed
05:31its direction and
05:33When I wish I can explode it. I am responsible for the security in this solar system logic
05:40This is an unjustifiable act of aggression
05:42I have made repeated requests to the solar assembly for the mineral rights on Mars to be restored to my
05:50solar system
05:52The solar assembly will never agree to your demands
05:55They must
05:57another
05:58bigger
05:59Iconic cloud has been launched on a course that will take it over the capital of Mars
06:0650,000 people in that city
06:08agreed to my terms
06:11Or I destroy the capital
06:14in 12 hours
06:21I
06:21Set the galactic clock for countdown time sir. Yes earth time
06:27The etheric impulses were too strong for logic to be teleporting from his own solar system. It must be nearer than that find him
06:36So the cloud will be over the capital in 11 hours 58 minutes 44 seconds, right I
06:42Want to know its position as quickly as possible
06:44Logic was calling from asteroid k-1 3 7 in the asteroid belt. It's a meteorite observatory
06:50Let the solar security council and request immediate movement of security space fleet to the asteroid belt
06:55Inform all the solar scopes in the sector. Which ones are they?
06:5952 16 12 25 11 2 4 9 those are the nearest
07:05Only 25 11 can get there before zero
07:15We'll investigate asteroid k-1 3 7 information follows
07:35It's been estimated the three buildings out of five being destroyed
07:38Well
07:43Well, the solar assembly has ordered an emergency meeting the solar security council has ordered the solar space fleet to the asteroid belt
07:49good
07:51estimated time of arrival
07:52zero plus three hours
07:55What's the point of sending it if it's going to be three hours late
07:59Well security council asks that you try to gain more time. They don't know logic
08:04Well, you think the assembly can agree to his demands they don't
08:07Logic wants a foothold on Mars
08:10Once he gets that then earth and our solar system gets a dictator
08:25Asteroid k-1 3 7 on monitor right lock in for orbit
08:35You
08:37There's something where in the center
08:42I'll magnify that section
08:45That's got nothing to do with meteor observation
08:48Must be logics headquarters
08:50You think he explains the cloud from there? Let's move in for a closer. Look
09:04I
09:06I
09:08I
09:10I
09:33SolarScope now in sector 5
09:37You know what to do
09:40I
10:01Activate missile barrier
10:10I
10:16Got a range now switch off barrier
10:23Call try s
10:30Listen to me tempo and you power the space fleet won't reach the asteroid belt in time
10:37So you're on your own
10:38You must go in and destroy logics HQ before he explodes the cloud. I
10:46Thought you said I'd like him when I got to know him better. How can we beat missiles? I don't know
10:53If we can make logic think he's hit us
10:56We'll use a smokescreen
10:58Switch to stationary control. It's a good idea if it works
11:02I always thought to be a solenoid was to be one of a team
11:06And where are the others?
11:08I
11:39Oh
11:41I
12:11Are you all right now? Yeah, there's more cover over there
12:41I
13:12I
13:24Thought you were too lucky God
13:26How long have you been here two days?
13:29I've been out collecting meet your samples from other asteroids. I
13:33Worked for me to control
13:35When I got back, I found the lodges that destroyed the observatory
13:38How many lodges are there I don't know they use a grab a beer when they patrol
13:43I'll check on the desk and when they don't find our bodies, we better make sure it's destroyed. Yes, you can use a Delta bomb
13:50There's no reason for us all to go. Is there?
14:02Of course you have to study very hard if you want to be a solenoid I remember my first election board
14:07I went into the room and there they all were
14:10Nine computers. I thought to myself
14:14What is it? They're opening the airlock doors
14:26It's a grab a beer it's going towards the desk
14:37I
15:07I
15:12Look it's going through the airlock doors
15:37Sector 3 sector 3 sector 3 all clear sector 3 all clear
15:55I
16:04Should keep him transit eyes for at least six hours
16:12So the Security Council requests you to attend an emergency sitting to discuss your case
16:17My claims at the Solar Assembly have been repeatedly blocked by earth and its allied planets
16:23I will wait no longer for what is properly mine
16:28I will gain nothing from meeting the Security Council. You have 13 minutes
16:37These are localized Delta balls set them to explode in 10 minutes white that'll just give us time to plant them and get out
16:46Can't I do anything? Yeah
16:49Tell me your name can dear. That's a nice name
16:54Can I help?
16:57Only by staying where you are
16:59You can't leave me here. All right, you take her. I'm after logic
17:10Can you carry these
17:23I
17:53I
18:23I
18:25I
18:27I
18:29I
18:31Oh
18:54God what should we do finish planting these?
19:01I
19:06That's the last one they got six minutes before the bombs blow I must find
19:31I
19:36Know don't touch it. Keep still
19:43Go on you haven't got long
19:54Go on
20:01I
20:31I
21:01I
21:32Ah
21:44One solar node at least has displayed some ingenuity dispose of this
21:51Corridor 9
21:53Corridor 9 to Delta bombs disposed of in Corridor 9 one Delta bomb disposed of in Corridor 7
22:01There will be others find them
22:03I
22:29You understand
22:31Yeah in this satellite I control the cloud
22:3740 seconds
22:40Phase 3
22:44The cloud is now activated it only remains for me to detonate in
22:5125 seconds
23:01I
23:03Now we're gonna take you to face the solar assembly
23:33I
23:47Cloud structure changing sir cloud dispersing, sir
23:53I
24:01That's the end of a cloud but not of logic
24:04Security space fleet will rendezvous with you in two hours time. Yes, sir
24:09You've done well 2511
24:13Now may I remind you the Trius regulations forbid the carrying of female passengers space fleet will relieve you of her
24:53You