TakeshisCastleIndia-S01.Ep02
TakeshisCastleIndia-S01.Ep02
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00:00To pay the loan, dub Takeshi's castle in Hindi.
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03:14What a disappointing performance!
03:16She's gone mad.
03:20Billo Rani has come back.
03:22She has bunked the fancy dress competition from her school.
03:26She's wearing a 3kg costume.
03:28The groom can't come on stage.
03:30She's come to play here.
03:32What kind of a way is this to get vaccinated?
03:34She has a big head.
03:36But her brain is very small.
03:38And Billo's desire is very small.
03:40Oh, she's gone.
03:44She's gone.
03:46Great!
03:48After copying Jackie Chan
03:50they have come to take the show with 150rs per night
03:52wearing an apron.
03:54Leopard Shroff!
03:56Let's see.
03:58So far, the balance is right.
04:02And this is a disgusting doll.
04:04For this, his wife doesn't let him go home.
04:06Poor Leopard Shroff
04:08doesn't know his own direction.
04:10This is me on 1st December, no no, this is not what you think it is, this is a washing
04:21powder that gives a milky whiteness, now everyone will get a good wash.
04:27Now let's go to the fire with this firecrackers.
04:32Self-confidence is less, and now what will she do?
04:38Oh my God, she is running as if her future husband is standing on the other side,
04:43and I pray that her marriage lasts a little longer than her performance.
04:47Son, did you come here to do such a disgusting performance?
04:56Now the admin of the WhatsApp group of uncles is coming, they all together
05:30Ha ha ha ha, victory, victory, victory.
05:37Seeing this scene, I remembered my second semester of college, when I also crossed the
05:40third base under the banyan tree, I had such a great performance, if there is ever two
05:45minutes, I will come and tell you.
05:46Sometimes it is also fun to win the enemy, this happiness will not last long.
05:54Here comes Uncle Utsav, first Chappu slapped me, then Uncle said hit me harder and then
06:00we made the ground dry by throwing it, and they hit the last jump, fell on the stomach,
06:10hit Uncle with the last drop of urine, Uncle is absolutely helpless, wow, the young generation
06:16just hangs their heads on the reel, the real game is won by the uncles, all of them have
06:20eaten Shilajit, what have they eaten?
06:22And this Doleroy has come back with his losing form, if he does not win this time too, then
06:32his wife will not let him come home, now respect and marriage are at stake, Doleroy keeps
06:40his bad performance and moves forward, and this buffering starts before the video starts,
06:48neither going forward nor going back while making balance, just like Joe Biden's speeches,
06:54the pump fell on the face, Trump could not do it, Doleroy go home you boy, hey, get out
07:06of this mess, and here comes the first slap, what will he do?
07:15He made a little balance, and he did what Parker Marker says,
07:22and he slipped just like I slip when I see Kavita in a red sari,
07:26never jump so freely, your pants will get wet in a minute,
08:03but there is more fire in them than a tandoor,
08:07all the money is wasted, only four out of so many people were able to clear Bahubali,
08:12and five flying drums have won the fighting spirit award, anyway, now let's move on to the next fort,
08:21you must remember this game, isn't it? You are in your house, your wife and wife's boyfriend,
08:27then you have to open the doors and see, you have not been able to change much,
08:32this temper was cheap, so I got it done,
08:35if you make more requests, I will make the showdown longer,
08:39you have sweated a lot, are you ready to shed blood?
08:45Come on, be brave, look at your back, this is from Bulbulaiya,
08:51Manjulika's boyfriend is from Ganjulika, you have to stay away from him and win,
08:56hey,
09:27this is his strategy, he escaped very cleverly,
09:30the distance is less and his bomb is very hot, it seems that he had taken a lota on the track,
09:37and the police came to chase him, he was caught under the blue sky,
09:41he was found at the police station on the square, and the entry from the gate, the exit in the gutter,
09:45he ran away as if he was in his girlfriend's house,
09:58and before the kiss, the boy's dad came, from one room to the other,
10:02his girlfriend's father pushed him, the boy said, let dad go,
10:06he drank so much water that the whole village turned yellow,
10:08the old man got nothing at all, and Ganjulika hugged him against the wall,
10:39and the old woman ran very fast, and he also got the same effect,
10:55he won the fighting spirit award in swinging and spinning,
10:58because his memory was lost in the last task,
11:01and he started injecting diabetes patients with sugar,
11:04maybe his memory will come back again,
11:07and as soon as he entered, Ganjulika caught him,
11:10now what is the use of laughing, when the bird has gone to the field,
11:13the face will be blue, the clothes will be wet,
11:15when he will throw you out of the gate,
11:21oh my god, is he the fastest finger ring first player?
11:24what will he do?
11:25as soon as he entered, Ganjulika did not have to work hard,
11:28he himself left for the gutter,
11:34and Ganjulika fell from the center,
11:40Chapadganju fell behind like Chipko X,
11:43Ganjulika is running after him,
11:45oh no, all the Chapadganjus have made a circle,
11:48and Ganjulika fell on her feet and got caught,
11:51those who don't know,
11:53this is a blueberry facial,
11:54aunt Suman does it for only 600 rupees,
11:56but here it is happening for free,
11:58look at all these beasts,
12:01what am I doing?
12:05oh no,
12:11his wife has told him,
12:13that if you don't come after winning,
12:14she will wash you naked in the washing machine,
12:15Agal Bagal has full experience of opening doors,
12:17it seems that there is a lady named Babita next to him,
12:19and they met in the water,
12:22so close and so far,
12:23uncle will get a lot of beatings,
12:29she has worn this blue T-shirt,
12:31so that when she wears a blue T-shirt,
12:33she looks like a complete blue Mitesh,
12:38she is moving ahead slowly,
12:39and another Chapadganju has come from the front,
12:41Chapadganju's multiverse is going on,
12:43sister has driven her car in reverse gear,
12:45and uncle Lukhe has come in front,
12:47uncle with a skull,
12:48uncle has slapped her,
12:55look at this,
12:56he has painted the Holi with a mixture of cow dung and red,
13:01and like a cockroach,
13:02he has shown the way out,
13:05he is Pappi,
13:08and like this,
13:09a group of soldiers came one after the other,
13:12and then they hugged the gutter,
13:19and he tried to escape by saving his life,
13:20and he swam straight into the water,
13:23and the taste of the gutter water,
13:26he is doing a backstroke,
13:28now only some magic can help us in this game,
13:31and he is coming to Takeshi's house out of fear,
13:34with the blessings of his mother and his step-aunt,
13:36who will win, this Baba or the blue Mitesh?
13:46they are walking so comfortably,
13:48as if a girl's father walks after the wedding procession,
13:51it looks like they are having food and walking in the lawn,
13:53and this Chapadganju has come,
13:54Baba has put a nitro booster,
13:57he tried to save his life,
13:58and he crossed the game,
14:00Babaji, I have overcome every difficulty,
14:02I have lost my sister,
14:04someone give him a envelope worth Rs.500,
14:06Babaji said Dhabaji,
14:08you are right,
14:11so the grand finale has come,
14:13if these soldiers don't win,
14:15then the name of the soldiers will be erased with the ink rubber,
14:18and that too by spitting,
14:19what by spitting?
14:24I don't understand,
14:25should I eat Khichdi or Dalia for dinner?
14:30hmmm,
14:31hmmm,
14:32where did these eggs come from?
14:34aaa,
14:35leave me,
14:36leave me,
14:36what are you doing?
14:38not below the belt,
14:39not misbehaving,
14:41what are they doing?
14:43they are playing Holi,
14:44as if they are brother-in-law,
14:46what are they doing?
14:47are they kidnapping him?
14:49who can understand his pain more than me?
14:51hey,
14:52he looks like my morning boner,
14:56so the next game is,
14:58everyone's old favourite,
14:59Mushroom Masala,
15:01let's see,
15:01who gets defeated in this game,
15:03and who goes straight to Chandni Bar,
15:12if I was there,
15:13I would have hung upside down and shown,
15:14I am very flexible that way,
15:15ask Kavita,
15:16anyway,
15:19and he missed,
15:21raw candy,
15:21it's a fail,
15:22this is a fail,
15:24and uncle has a lot of tension on his face,
15:29and Mushroom roams around,
15:33like you,
15:34uncle got a spanking on his chest,
15:37it was a sweet pain,
15:46Sita, she is very scared,
15:47these things happen,
15:49when you drink desi and eat gulab jamun,
15:51and,
15:52Mushroom didn't let her roam around at all,
16:00this poor girl's passport size photo is crying,
16:02what will she do?
16:03but,
16:04her grip is very strong,
16:05and she missed,
16:07look,
16:07how far she spat at me,
16:12I am not that much of a loser,
16:14as many people are falling,
16:17what's the matter?
16:19I think she will do it,
16:21her grip is very strong,
16:23and Mushroom is roaming around very fast,
16:25will she be able to do it?
16:25and she came on raw candy,
16:27and got stuck,
16:31the performance got trashed,
16:33while landing,
16:34it got crashed,
16:35got a gutter splash,
16:37go,
16:42and this strawberry flavor bubble gum,
16:44anyway, I was thinking something else,
16:45it didn't happen,
16:48her bride ran away from the wedding dais,
16:50even after reaching, she lost,
16:52all the contestants' sweat and tears,
16:55have lubricated this raw candy,
16:57see,
16:58it's night as soon as it was lubricated,
17:01this lighting reminds me of Bangkok evenings,
17:04I miss it,
17:06anyway, it wasn't happening to anyone,
17:07increased the difficulty,
17:09the peanut wasn't breaking from the mouth,
17:11and stuck a walnut in the back,
17:14her bubble gum is gone,
17:21someone,
17:22leave it to me,
17:29he's a very sticky guy,
17:31and this stickiness came in handy,
17:33this enthusiastic young man,
17:34made the raw candy float,
17:36oh, oh, oh,
17:37great,
17:38this is great,
17:39oh, oh, oh,
17:40he turned out to be a winner,
17:47this Romeo and Anjana,
17:48this Romeo and Anjana,
17:48the mushroom got stuck in their arms,
17:50like in a long distance relationship,
17:52people fight when they meet,
17:54they keep thinking of each other,
17:56he's on his way to the next game,
17:58come on, move ahead,
18:06great,
18:06he's the one,
18:07who showed his magic in the last task,
18:10now let's see,
18:11what he shows in this game,
18:14and he landed directly on the raw candy,
18:16he's our Ankit Lele,
18:19what a game,
18:20let's take him to repair our potholes,
18:24in this mushroom's swammer,
18:26after wasting the whole day,
18:28these two guys have crossed,
18:30there's something wrong with the lighting in the brothel,
18:34look,
18:34they're not able to cross,
18:36now they have to leave the smoke of Magai Paan hookah,
18:39how will we see this red sheet in the clouds of Shimla,
18:41game maker,
18:42I salute you, my disciple,
18:46wow,
20:16mushroom's swammer,
20:17now it's time for the last showdown,
20:20not mine,
20:21I only show when no one is watching,
20:46I salute you, my disciple,
20:48now it's time for the last showdown,
20:50not mine,
20:52I only show when no one is watching,
20:54I only show when no one is watching,
20:56I only show when no one is watching,
20:58I only show when no one is watching,
21:00I only show when no one is watching,
21:02I only show when no one is watching,
21:04I only show when no one is watching,
21:06I only show when no one is watching,
21:08I only show when no one is watching,
21:10I only show when no one is watching,
21:12I only show when no one is watching,
21:14oh, Gandhi's three monkeys,
21:16oh, this one,
21:18don't worry,
21:20I will blacken their faces,
21:22if you are still here,
21:24let me tell you,
21:26the last game is horse on donkey,
21:28in this game, cowgirl,
21:30I mean cowboy will ride the machine,
21:32and he will ride it until he comes,
21:34to the finish line,
21:36what are you thinking,
21:38if the soldier's ball hits the goal,
21:40then he wins,
21:42if the watchman's ball hits the goal,
21:44then he loses,
21:46I miss you Kavita,
21:52oh wow,
21:54here comes the car,
21:56which you get for 100 rupees per hour,
21:58leaving some sparks,
22:00here comes the first Lappu Janna,
22:02the topa lover,
22:04I mean, he easily passed the mushroom round,
22:06what will he do in this one,
22:13the first game is between the king and the soldier,
22:16the king has to flip the throne,
22:26I will kill this cowgirl in one shot,
22:28horse on donkey,
22:30let's start the first round,
22:323,2,1,
22:40and the first soldier,
22:42with his rickshaw,
22:44starts the ball attack,
22:46the soldier's ball,
22:48missed the goal,
22:50let's see what he does,
22:52and the king,
22:54with all his strength,
22:56hits the soldier,
22:58let's move ahead,
23:00the soldier's broken glass,
23:02I am not playing,
23:04I am leaving Indore,
23:14I won,
23:22the second soldier,
23:24who is good at every task,
23:26Ankit Lele,
23:28let's see what he does,
23:30wow,
23:34this is against Fardeen Fugge,
23:36who is lazy to breathe,
23:38I am under the pressure of the game,
23:40oh,
23:42looks like someone left cumin in the pan,
23:48will the soldiers get the sweet of victory,
23:50the dead body is called the last meat,
23:52let's see,
23:54horse on donkey,
23:56wow,
23:58wow,
24:00wow,
24:02wow,
24:04on a dark night,
24:06on a deserted road,
24:08a rickshaw comes out,
24:10which is called rural service,
24:14and the soldiers are busy,
24:16and Fardeen Fugge,
24:18all the Fugge they have,
24:20all of them,
24:22are trying to break his screen,
24:24Fardeen Fugge,
24:26is successful,
24:28if Fardeen Fugge can win this game,
24:30then I swear,
24:32I can also become IAS,
24:34wow,
24:36wow,
24:38did you see,
24:40how much air is there in this Fugge,
24:42he played very fast,
24:48looks like Fardeen Fugge,
24:50was stopping the air of his Fugge,
24:52he has hit the ball so hard,
24:54that the soldiers are in a mess,
24:56wow,
25:04he tried to save the soldiers,
25:06he hit one ball,
25:08but no focus,
25:10only helpless,
25:12which boss,
25:18wow,
25:20wow,
25:50wow,
25:54wow,
26:02wow,
26:20wow,
26:30wow,
26:50wow,
26:56wow,
27:06wow,
27:20wow,
27:28wow,
27:34wow,
27:42wow,
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28:20I see them now.
28:22I see them.
28:24I see them now, sir.
28:26I'm so glad to see you.
28:28I know.
28:30And you have to do it.
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