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00:00Yes, Irza.

00:00Let's go to the audience.

00:01Because I've come to know that we have a very talented audience today.

00:06I am the blue-eyed one.

00:07My body is blue and my mind is also blue.

00:11Wow!

00:13Oh, Lord! Oh, Lord!

00:15There's something behind you.

00:17Do it again.

00:18I am the blue-eyed one.

00:20My body is blue and my mind is also blue.

00:22Oh, Lord!

00:23I will make you dance to my tunes.

00:25Yes!

00:29I will make you dance to my tunes.

00:31I am the blue-eyed one.

00:38You are saying that I am the blue-eyed one.

00:41He is blue.

00:42Okay, I promise you. It happens.

00:44Who is he?

00:45He is the one who has an extra pair of tongs.

00:48Is he the one?

00:49No, no. He is my teacher, Mr. Fariq Lawar.

00:53His elder brother is Nikun Lawar.

00:55Oh, I see.

00:56His elder brother is Nikun.

00:58Is he Nikun?

00:59Yes, sir. He is his elder brother.

01:01Yes.

01:02He is him.

01:04He is his elder brother but he looks younger.

01:06Yes, sir.

01:07He is his elder brother.

01:09He is him.

01:10Sir, he is being unfair.

01:12He is talking to Mr. Agha in his name.

01:15If you look at him carefully, he can get a great role

01:18in a Hollywood movie.

01:20For example, what role can he get in a Hollywood movie?

01:23Singers have to carry all the luggage.

01:27And he is right. All the swords are dead.

01:29It is written outside the house that there is a sword in the closet.

01:33He can become a warrior who only makes strategies.

01:36He can't do anything.

01:38You must have seen Kung Fu Panda.

01:40Yes.

01:41In that Kung Fu Panda, there is a sage.

01:43Master Shifu.

01:44Master Shifu.

01:45Master Shifu.

01:45Shifu.

01:46Doesn't he look like him?

01:46He looks like him.

01:47Yes.

01:48Why did you bring him with you?

01:50He is our teacher.

01:52Okay.

01:52He will perform too.

01:54Okay, tell me.

01:56Why don't you go to the fairs?

01:58Sir, I don't go to the fairs.

02:01Why?

02:02Everyone calls me a fool.

02:03I don't show off.

02:05Mr. Haroon didn't show off so much during the struggle.

02:08Mr. Haroon wasn't as famous as me.

02:12Okay, do you sing?

02:14Yes, I sing.

02:15Sing something.

02:17Thank God.

02:20He is asking you to sing a song.

02:23I will sing.

02:23The one with a broken heart

02:26can't sing to anyone.

02:29Why don't you sing?

02:32Mr. Haroon, you have to play Chimta too.

02:35Who plays Chimta when he is sad?

02:37Chimta, get me something to write.

02:39I am tired.

02:42Okay, sing a song.

02:43Mr. Haroon, our teacher is very unfortunate.

02:45Why?

02:46I couldn't call him Haroon all my life.

02:47I am your elder son-in-law.

02:51Niku and Arjuna are very unfortunate.

02:53Okay.

02:54He is the first Islamic person

02:55to get a Rs. 1,000 cheque from Turkey.

03:00Someone told Mr. Niku to come to my house and perform.

03:03I will give him Rs. 1 lakh.

03:04Okay.

03:05He said, I don't have that much money.

03:09Niku and Arjuna are old friends.

03:10Okay.

03:11They sat in the car and went to the Taj Mahal.

03:12When they didn't come, they left.

03:16I don't come to comedy shows for such things.

03:19Why?

03:20I don't have any money.

03:23He took Chimta and went straight to the ICU.

03:27Okay, tell me something.

03:28Why don't you go to a fair or a festival and perform?

03:32Sir, fairs..

03:32They don't allow us to perform.

03:34Why?

03:35They don't have any money.

03:38Nowadays, there are many fairs near Lahore.

03:40Go there.

03:41No, sir. I don't take you to fairs.

03:44I perform at concerts.

03:47Chimta must be very hot in the summer.

03:50So, don't your hands get burnt?

03:52Can't you tell from his face that his hands are hot?

03:54We only perform at Mr. Haroon's iron factory.

03:58Mr. Haroon, Chutu is so cute.

04:02Sir, you should also go there.

04:05He doesn't go to any fair nowadays.

04:07He said, he will perform at the Taj Mahal.

04:12He has gone crazy.

04:14He will perform at the Taj Mahal.

04:17He has two legs. He can't even make one.

04:21Okay, tell me something.

04:23Sir, don't you think he is a bit crazy?

04:24Yes.

04:25He is running to the bathroom.

04:26He is wearing a cloth and saying, my child is dead.

04:31Sir, he calls me at 3.30 in the evening.

04:34Okay.

04:35He says, it's an emergency.

04:35I say, what emergency?

04:36He says, he wants to eat ice cream.

04:40Oh, no. Don't do that.

04:41Okay, tell me something.

04:42It's a shame to get married to him.

04:44Why?

04:44It's a tradition to drink milk.

04:45He drank milk and fell asleep.

04:48You should be ashamed.

04:49You are always with him.

04:51I am not crying.

04:57Mr. Haroon, I will go to the fair.

04:59But look, he has two legs.

05:02Yes.

05:03He is wearing a skirt.

05:04He has a glass of pomegranate juice for Rs. 10.

05:06The skirt is so nice.

05:09You didn't see him wearing it?

05:12I have never seen him wearing a skirt.

05:14He is wearing a skirt as if he is wearing a skirt.

05:17He is right.

05:18Maybe he was so drunk that he fell asleep.

05:21How much do you earn for a function?

05:23I have become a senior.

05:27You are so nice.

05:28You are a big hit in this show.

05:30No, no, no.

05:31He wants to take care of his responsibilities.

05:34He wants to take care of his responsibilities.

05:35How much do you earn?

05:36Do you have any idea?

05:38I want to do an online function.

05:40I want to do it online for Rs. 1 lakh.

05:41What?

05:42I don't want to do it online.

05:46Do you want someone to accompany you?

05:48He doesn't eat outside.

05:49He has only Rs. 25.

05:50He will keep it to himself.

05:53He has come for tea.

05:54He has come for a concert outside.

05:55Then he will give it to you.

05:56He has come for a concert outside.

05:57He has come for a concert outside.

05:58He will give it to you.

06:00Since you have come, tell us something.

06:02Mr. Niku, please recite a poem for me.

06:09Recite a poem for me.

06:11No, no. I don't want to hear a heart-wrenching one.

06:12I want to hear a good one.

06:14Recite a poem for me.

06:16Recite a funny one.

06:17A funny one.

06:18A funny one.

06:18A heart-wrenching poem..

06:22He wants to hear this one.

06:23No, I don't want to hear this one.

06:24He wants to sing a heart-wrenching song.

06:26He has closed his lips.

06:29He sits on his face and says, I am leaving.

06:33Why does he sit on his face?

06:35Why does he let him sit on his face?

06:36Tell him to recite a happy song for me.

06:39A happy song.

06:41People, clothes, new clothes.

06:43Salim Albela has released a new song.

06:45We have a new song. Recite that.

06:48No, you recite a heart-wrenching one.

06:51He has started singing.

06:53Yes.

06:53Mr. Arun, once he pinched his finger.

06:56He cried for an hour and a half.

06:59Recite a happy song.

07:02Oh, my sweetheart..

07:06A happy song.

07:07She is very happy.

07:08I have come to your shop.

07:13I have come to your shop.

07:17This is your maximum happiness.

07:21I think he has never experienced happiness.

07:24No.

07:24No one has heard of happiness.

07:26Only a happy shirt.

07:29Mr. Nayan Senpati.

07:30Yes, recite a happy song.

07:34A happy song.

07:34Oh, my sweetheart..

07:37A happy song.

07:39Wow!

07:42Oh, my sweetheart..

07:44A happy song.

07:46If anyone sings this song, they will die young.

07:50The problem is that the concert was too long.

07:53The programme was long.

07:54You have so many programmes in the off-season.

07:56How many songs have you sung in the last one month?

07:58The first one.

08:01Mr. Arun, we have seen his talent.

08:03The audience is waiting for him.

08:04Yes, please.

08:05Yes.

08:06Sir, my name is Mohammad Azim Sajid.

08:08I would like to recite a poem to you.

08:10Mr. Azim, recite a poem.

08:11What do you do?

08:13I am an MPhil student.

08:14You are very good at this subject.

08:15Public Relation Advertising.

08:17Wow!

08:18Yes, sir.

08:20We are students of fame.

08:21We don't care about our clothes.

08:23We are students of fame.

08:25We don't care about our clothes.

08:27If there is a bad name, there will be no name.

08:29There will be no name.

08:30Wow!

08:32I can't even say that may God fulfill your wish.

08:37Anyway, very good.

08:38Next.

08:39Greetings.

08:40Greetings.

08:41My name is Aiman Irshad.

08:43Yes.

08:43I would like to dedicate a poem to you.

08:46Wow!

08:46Yes, please.

08:48I agree that I don't speak with respect.

08:51Okay.

08:52I agree that I don't speak with respect.

08:55But I don't speak with the meaning of these words.

08:59These soft words are only for you.

09:03These soft words are only for you.

09:08I don't speak with respect.

09:10Wow!

09:11Wow!

09:12Wow!

09:13Wow!

09:14Wow!

09:15Wow!

09:16Wow!

09:17Wow!

09:18Very good.

09:19Very good.

09:20Very good.

09:20Yes.

09:21Greetings.

09:22My name is Sabine Naam.

09:23Greetings.

09:24I have a question.

09:25Yes.

09:25There are a lot of comedy lines of Mr. Murroom in the last few shows.

09:30Yes.

09:32So, I have a question.

09:35Yes.

09:35Who gives you these lines?

09:36Mr. Haroon and Mr. Agha.

09:40My inspiration is Mr. Agha.

09:44Okay, one more question.

09:48No, you are actually my inspiration.

09:49Believe me, you were sitting quietly.

09:50Everyone was looking so cute.

09:53What was your next question?

09:54The question is, usually when a person leaves this world

09:58after doing bad things,

10:00people still respect him and call him Mr. Murroom.

10:04Yes.

10:05Who gave you this name?

10:06Did you give it to yourself or..

10:08I have given this name so that people ask me why I have given this name.

10:11This is basically a conversation starter.

10:14Wow!

10:14Okay, otherwise no one would have spoken to you.

10:16Yes, exactly.

10:17What is it?

10:17Okay.

10:19How do you feel when someone calls you Mr. Murroom

10:22or when you introduce someone as Mr. Murroom?

10:23I feel as if I am being introduced.

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