THE BIRD! THE BIRD!
Transcript
00:00Hey, paisanos, it's the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
00:07We're the Mario Bros., and plumbing's our game.
00:11We're not like the others who get all the fame.
00:13If your sink is in trouble, you can call us on the double.
00:16We're faster than the others, you'll be hooked on the brothers.
00:19Unh!
00:22Hooked on the brothers.
00:26Yippee! Yippee!
00:27Yippee! Yippee!
00:28Yo, you're in for a treat, so hang on till you see.
00:31Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats.
00:33You'll meet Koopas and Troopas, the Princes and the others.
00:36Hang on with the plumbing, you'll be hooked on the brothers.
00:39To the brim!
00:48Unh! Unh!
00:59I said, unh! Unh! Unh!
01:01To the brothers!
01:13Time for a new day.
01:14But as we always say, neatness counts.
01:17That's right, Mario.
01:19And by the way, you have a little piece of spaghetti on your overalls.
01:24Thank you, Luigi.
01:26And you have a little bit of spaghetti sauce on your shirt, as usual.
01:29Really?
01:30Your shoes are dirty.
01:32And your socks don't match.
01:34Yeah, you got five cavities.
01:35Hello?
01:36Hello?
01:37I didn't say hello.
01:40Well, I did.
01:42Over here.
01:47Hi, are you the Mario Brothers?
01:49Sure are.
01:50Oh, you're Nicole Leggett.
01:52We watch your show all the time.
01:54Mario and I are your biggest fans.
01:56What are you doing in the medicine cabinet?
01:58I'm checking the expiration date on your toothpaste.
02:00It's very important, you know.
02:02Can I come in?
02:03Sure, come on in.
02:06Nicole Leggett.
02:09It says right here that you two are the best plumbers in Brooklyn
02:12and quite possibly the world.
02:17Yes, Nicole, that is absolutely true.
02:20Not only that, but we are also very, very neat and clean.
02:23In fact, what do we always say, Mario?
02:26Hey, you slob, that's my pizza.
02:30Oh, no. Neatness counts.
02:33Oh, yeah.
02:34Good. I need my kitchen sink fixed.
02:36You've certainly come to the right place.
02:38We'll demonstrate right now just how good we are with absolutely no obligation.
02:42Well, I really don't have much time.
02:44See, I'm on my way to a party.
02:46This'll only take a second.
02:48As you can see here, we have a clogged sink.
02:51And it'll be fixed in a few seconds.
02:53Luigi!
03:10I'm stuck.
03:12Look, I really should be going.
03:14This'll only just take a few seconds.
03:17Come here.
03:37Uh-oh.
03:42Yo, it's the Mario Brothers and Plum is the game.
03:45Found the secret waters while working on the drain
03:47Gave the princess a hand in the Mushroom Land
03:50So the action with the plumbers should be hooked on the brothers
03:54Now, Evil Koopa and his troopers are up to misbehaving
03:57They kidnapped the princess, Mushroom Land needs saving
04:00Abusing and confusing everybody who discovers
04:02They can't help but be hooked on the brothers
04:05Plumber's Log Number 101, The Land of Ice
04:17Me and my brother Luigi have just rescued Princess Toadstool from King Koopa
04:21And we're looking for the magic that would set her kingdom free
04:24And get us home to Brooklyn
04:35Cheepy! Little Cheepy!
04:47Hey! Let me go!
04:55I'm warning ya, I get airsick!
05:00Oh no! Poor Toad!
05:03Bring him back, you dim-witted birdo!
05:11Look! The birdo took Toad to the highest peak!
05:15Please, Mario! Toad saved my life a hundred times!
05:19We've got to save his!
05:21Don't worry, Princess! Luigi and me will climb that mountain
05:24Before you can say spaghetti and meatballs!
05:28I can't! I'm allergic to mountains!
05:32Okay, wait here!
05:34And if you become lunch for Polar Bear, don't blame us!
05:37P-Polar Bear? Lunch?
05:44Wow!
05:51Woohoo!
05:58Cheepy! My darling little Cheepy!
06:02Give Mommy a kiss!
06:10What are you trying to do, you whack-a-wait?
06:13Whammy?
06:15Mommy missed our little Cheepy so much!
06:19Mommy? You're not my mommy!
06:23Mommy! You're not my mommy!
06:26You're such a joke!
06:34Now, where did I put that telephone?
06:37Aha!
06:39Hello?
06:41Oh, it's the Missing Bird Bureau!
06:44You can call officers for my missing baby!
06:47I found my little sweetums!
06:53Oh!
06:55It was a terrible picture of you anyway, little Cheepy!
07:00I'm not your little Cheepy!
07:03Oh, Cheepy!
07:05Quit kidding around and give Mommy a hug!
07:12Oh, this is a fun game!
07:15Kissums! Kissums!
07:18Kissums, we're coming!
07:22I's gotta get out of here!
07:35Oh, no! We'll never save Toad now!
07:41He was the nicest little fungus I ever knew!
07:44Luigi, we can't quit now! Remember the plumber's motto!
07:48Don't take chances or you'll go down the drain!
07:51No! When the pipe is plugged, keep plunging!
07:55Pasta power!
08:03Come on, Princess! You can do it, too!
08:05Pasta power!
08:14Mama mia!
08:18Mama mia!
08:21Whoa!
08:27See? I told you we'd be perfectly safe!
08:33It's them! Princess Toadstool and those two faucet freaks!
08:37Come on, Flinky! Let's tell King Koopa so we can put him on ice cream good!
08:48Well, at last, you two powderpuffs did something right!
08:54Thank you, your extremist, most royal and regal Koopaness!
08:58Watch it, soldiers! When I want my feet licked, I'll ask for it!
09:02I want my feet licked!
09:07This will be the last time those tinhead plumbers throw a monkey wrench into my evil plans!
09:15Attention, Koopa Troopers! It's air raid time!
09:25Rock-a-bye, little cheepie, on the mountain so high,
09:30if you get lost again, your mommy will cry!
09:36I can't see you, little cheepie lady!
09:39I don't have wings!
09:41Look! No wings, no feathers! I'm just a mushroom that can't stand heights!
09:47Oh, cheepie, you're such a teaser!
09:59I almost forgot! It's time for your flying lessons!
10:03Flying lessons? Are you out of your mind?
10:11I just hope we can reach Toad before something terrible happens to him!
10:15Oh, it's worse! Cheer up, Luigi, it could be worse!
10:19Worse? How could it be worse?
10:27M-M-Mario! It's a b-bomb!
10:31And I was hoping for an explosion!
10:34Mario! Mario!
10:38It's a b-bomb! And I was hoping for a nice salami sandwich!
10:49Oh, no! King Koopa must have found us!
10:52Look out! Here comes a whole squad room of King Koopa's b-bombers!
10:57What?
11:05Good going, guys!
11:07Not good enough! Those other albatross are up to something!
11:21It's an avalanche! Let's get out of here!
11:27I hate to run on an empty stomach!
11:58We're trapped! Now how do we save Toad?
12:02You're not listening, lady! I don't want flying lessons!
12:07Money goes best, little cheapie!
12:10Look, lady, I got ten gold coins! They're yours if you just let me go!
12:16I'll let you go, sweetums! It's thirty thousand pieces!
12:24Look! A fire flower!
12:26I'm hungry enough to eat anything!
12:28No! It's magic!
12:30If you can reach it, you can become a Super Mario!
12:34And get special fire power that can destroy King Koopa's evil algorithms!
12:39That's easy! Come on, Luigi!
12:44Patty cake, patty cake, pasta man! Give me pasta power as fast as you can!
12:50Pasta power!
12:57I love when that happens!
13:05Follow me!
13:07For badness below and behind the call of cruelty,
13:12I, the devious King Koopa, bestow these medals of the double cross!
13:17We have important news, your Royal Koopas!
13:20The princess and her plumbers survived the avalanche!
13:24They what?!
13:26You bumbling, big-cheeked lily!
13:31I'll have to lead the next attack myself!
13:34I'd pay two hundred bucks for a nice pepperoni cheesecake right now.
13:38Cheapie!
13:40Who called me cheap? I'll pay three hundred bucks!
13:43Look!
13:45What is that thing?
13:47It's a baby bird, old Luigi! And it needs our help!
13:51It needs our help! It's frozen inside the ice!
13:55Stand back!
14:01Hi!
14:03Little Cheapie wants mommy!
14:06Do you think his mommy is the one who took Toad?
14:09Here we are, little Cheapie!
14:11Thirty thousand feet!
14:13Now mommy will let you fly!
14:15Happy landings!
14:17Lady! I'm not a bird!
14:22The least that feather brain could have done was lend me a parachute!
14:26Thanks!
14:27That's it! A parachute!
14:44Toad! Are you all right?
14:46I feel great!
14:48I just passed my first flying lesson!
14:51Hey! It's me!
14:54I mean, him!
14:56It's little Cheapie!
14:58The boy who's real lost baby!
15:01Little Cheapie wants his mommy!
15:04Toad! Do you know where his mommy is?
15:07No, no!
15:09I'm not going back up there!
15:11Never!
15:14Mommy! I want my mommy!
15:18Okay, okay!
15:20Maybe if I take you back, you'll leave me alone!
15:24Start climbing, paisano!
15:26We'll stay here and keep King Koopa occupied!
15:29King Koopa? Where?
15:43Hey, Super Mario! Super Koopa Goose!
15:53Koopa Troopa Pack! Attack!
15:56Put out that Super Plumber's fire!
16:10Don't worry, Mario!
16:12We'll beat him without super powers!
16:15It's too late, princess!
16:17They gotta surrender!
16:20It's all over, scum scrubbers!
16:24Who threw that vegetable?
16:26We did!
16:33Retreat! Retreat!
16:39Come on, sweeties!
16:41We've got to make the world safe for Little Cheapie!
16:44Let's get those insects!
16:49But I told her how you'd rescue the baby!
16:51She wanted to help!
17:00I'll be back!
17:02You haven't heard the last of King Koopa!
17:05Thanks, lady!
17:07You couldn't have done it without ya!
17:09You saved my Little Cheapie!
17:12Would you like to come to dinner?
17:15Dinner? That's the best news I've heard in days!
17:22I cooked this just for you, Mario!
17:25My favorite recipe!
17:28My favorite dish! Spaghetti!
17:30Spaghetti? We're not spaghetti!
17:33We're worms!
17:34Worms?!
17:37I've never been so insulted in my whole life!
17:44Oh, Nicole, I'm so sorry this never, ever happened before!
17:48Oh, yeah? What about the time when we drenched the mailman?
17:53Oh, no! Oh, shit!
17:56Why don't you come up here and stay by the furnace?
17:59It's nice and warm. It'll dry you off.
18:01I'll move the cake.
18:06Oh, no!
18:18Oh, I'm sorry! It does that once in a while!
18:21Oh, holy cow, this is terrible!
18:25Come over here! Ha-ha!
18:32Thanks for having a birthday!
18:34This is terrible! Come over here!
18:36Oh, guys, this is terrible!
18:38Oh, have a seat!
18:40Oh! Oh, no!
18:46Come over here! I'll get this here for you!
18:55This is terrible!
18:57Yeah, but somehow on her it looks good!
19:04What are you looking for?
19:05Something to clean Nicole up with!
19:08Here you go.
19:09A lint brush?
19:10Do you have any good ideas?
19:11Yeah, how about showing her some scenes from the next Legend of Zelda?
19:13Good idea.
19:14We'll pay for everything!
19:15No, don't worry about it.
19:16Oh, please, Nicole, we'll do all your plumbing for free!
19:19No, really, it's okay!
19:21We'll make you a free pizza!
19:22Yeah, we'll wash your clothes!
19:24We'll make it big! We'll brush your teeth!
19:26Boys, I told you not to worry about it!
19:28See, actually, this is perfect!
19:30It is?
19:31Yeah, remember I was telling you I was going to a party?
19:33Yeah.
19:34Well, it's a sloppy party!
19:35See, the person who dresses the sloppiest wins!
19:38You saved me a trip of picking up a costume!
19:41The sloppier, the better!
19:45Really?
19:46Really!
19:47Well, in that case...
19:49Yay!
20:03Woo-hoo!
20:08Till next time, everybody!
20:10Do the Mario!
20:16Do the Mario!
20:17Swing your arms from side to side
20:20Come on, it's time to go!
20:22Do the Mario!
20:23Take one step, and then again
20:26Let's do the Mario all together now!
20:31You got it!
20:33It's the Mario!
20:35Do the Mario!
20:36Swing your arms from side to side
20:39Come on, it's time to go!
20:41Do the Mario!
20:42Take one step, and then again
20:45Let's do the Mario all together now!
20:49Come on now, just like that!