You're a single man...10 Reasons Why

Emily Hart
Emily Hart
  • 2 months ago
Here I discuss 10 Reasons Why..You're a Single Man.

My name is Emily Hartridge and I am an up-and-coming presenter from the UK who every week takes a wry look at the top 10 reasons why... a weekly vlogging show that proves that everything in the world can be explained with 10 reasons. Topics include anything from sex, relationships, love, gender, life and more. You might not agree with everything I say and that's fine, my only intention is to provide you all with some advice and much needed light entertainment.
Transcript
00:00Hello everyone and welcome to 10 Reasons Why.
00:03You know every week I say,
00:05Hello everyone and welcome to 10 Reasons Why.
00:08I don't know why I don't do something different.
00:10Let's try this.
00:11Hello everyone and welcome to
00:1310
00:14Reasons
00:15Why.
00:16Better?
00:17This is the first show I have done since I got back from LA
00:20and I can tell you, it does not feel that great to be back.
00:23I know people think I'm mad when I say this
00:25but I do sometimes think it's really not worth going away
00:29because it really does make it 10 times frickin' worse to come back.
00:33So this week I am going to be hopefully entertaining you
00:36for about 5 to 10 minutes
00:38on why you might be a single man.
00:40Oh hey, how was your...
00:42Oh, Dave, are you in a dress?
00:44Yes, yes I am, yeah.
00:46Well, now we know why Dave is single
00:48how about we look at the rest of you.
00:50One.
00:52You're polite, you're kind, you're generous.
00:54You're the type of guy that all women want, right?
00:58Wrong.
00:59Maybe you're too much of a nice guy
01:01and women just end up walking all over you.
01:03You alright?
01:04Yep.
01:06Now I actually don't agree with that one.
01:08I actually like nice guys.
01:10I don't really understand why women want to go out with dicks.
01:13Two.
01:14Maybe you're too much of a lad.
01:16Oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui.
01:18What are you doing?
01:19Lad, lad, lad, lad.
01:20What?
01:21Oui, oui, oui, oui, I'm a lad.
01:23I've got a big penis.
01:24You're a twat.
01:26What does oui mean, by the way, when people do that?
01:28Three.
01:30I mean, obviously, I had to put this one into the mix
01:32because it's just way too obvious to not put in.
01:35Maybe you're a commitment phobe.
01:37Oh, you know, my parents might want to meet you.
01:42Babies.
01:44Yeah, I don't think Dave wants my babies.
01:46Do you?
01:47And if you're a woman who said yes to that
01:50we can adopt.
01:51Four.
01:52Now women, well, maybe not all women actually
01:56but I mean, I like men who have drive and ambition.
01:58You don't have to be hugely rich or even hugely successful
02:01just to have, you know, the drive
02:03and the get up and go attitude.
02:05And if you don't, this might be why you're single.
02:08Hey.
02:09Alright?
02:10How was your day?
02:11Such, oh my god, it's such a long day in the office
02:13I feel knackered.
02:14How was your day?
02:15It's been a rough one.
02:16I planned four wanks before lunchtime
02:19but only rattled off two.
02:21And then, uh, Domino's was late, again.
02:25And, uh, I was going for number three this afternoon
02:27and fell asleep mid-wank.
02:29Countdown's on.
02:30Five.
02:31Maybe you're doing too much of this.
02:33Dave, I'm just popping out to the, uh, the shop
02:35do you want me to get?
02:36Oh my fucking god, what are you doing?
02:39Research.
02:40Just so you know, doing that sketch with Dave
02:43really made me feel like we were crossing
02:45quite a lot of friendship boundaries.
02:48Mainly because I did actually go onto RedTube
02:50and look up real porn
02:51and I think I chose the worst one
02:54because I literally wanted to pull out
02:56both my eyes
02:57so I couldn't watch it anymore.
02:59Six.
03:00I mean, women do like men
03:01that, you know, they think are keen
03:03but, um, not too keen.
03:06Why are you calling me?
03:09Oh my god, he's calling me.
03:10Again.
03:11Ugh.
03:12Answering.
03:13You've got to be fucking kidding me.
03:17Oh my god.
03:18This is going to be fucking horrendous.
03:20Hello?
03:21Hi, it's Dave.
03:22I met you about 30 seconds ago.
03:24Yeah, hi.
03:26I was just wondering if you wanted to do something
03:28literally any day next week.
03:30Monday through to Sunday
03:31I've got absolutely no plans whatsoever.
03:34I mean, I can do any week.
03:36Literally, I don't have any plans.
03:38Oh, oh, cool.
03:39Um, right.
03:40Well, I will just give you a little call back.
03:43Fuck.
03:44Seven?
03:45Maybe you're boring.
03:46I mean, you're probably not.
03:48But maybe you are?
03:50They used to, like, that'll change.
03:53I am one of the only people who has completed
03:56the HMS Belfast.
03:58Belfast, obviously revisited in 1970
04:01as I've told you before.
04:03Eight!
04:04Maybe you're a pervert.
04:05Hi.
04:06Oh, hey, good to see you again.
04:08How's it going?
04:09Yeah, good.
04:10Take a seat.
04:11Good, thank you.
04:12I got some wine.
04:13Yeah, so you brought the girls again?
04:14Oh, that was somewhat inappropriate
04:16for the first date.
04:17Oh, I always do that.
04:18I'm going to go.
04:19Nine.
04:20Maybe you're shallow.
04:21Hey, you ready to go?
04:22You know what?
04:23If you took as much time on looking good
04:26as I do, you might look good.
04:28If you're looking for that perfect woman
04:30who has no flaws,
04:31you're going to be waiting a long time.
04:37And ten.
04:38And finally, maybe you're just too shy.
04:40You know, nothing's going to happen
04:41if you don't grab the bull by its horns.
04:44It's not attractive
04:45when men are really shy around women
04:47or when they piss their pants.
04:51Hi.
04:52Nice to meet you.
04:53You look...
04:54You're sexy.
04:55I'm Emily.
04:56I'm Dave.
04:57You alright?
04:58Sorry, have you pissed yourself?
05:01No, no, no.
05:03Cool.
05:04Yeah, cool.
05:07Top comments.
05:09Or comments?
05:10One.
05:11How the hell are you single all the time?
05:13You've got to be amazingly picky.
05:15I am.
05:16I am.
05:17Can't tell you how irritating it is.
05:20But you know what?
05:21I just don't want to settle.
05:22So I guess it just takes people longer
05:25who don't want to settle.
05:27Two.
05:28I would watch you in a porno.
05:30Okay, so it's time to admit it.
05:32I did once star in a porn movie
05:36called Big Tits, Big Dicks.
05:39You can search for it.
05:40I'm sorry.
05:42Three.
05:43Top comments.
05:44You've got blonde highlights in your hair.
05:46So pretty.
05:47Thank you.
05:48Because genuinely,
05:49my hair really stresses me out.
05:51You know when tiny insignificant things in life
05:53do not fucking matter?
05:55But they really stress you out?
05:56I feel the same way about my hair
05:58like I do about buying a card.
06:00I am literally in card shops
06:01for a way longer
06:03than normal amount of time to be in them.
06:05Because I just want to find that perfect card.
06:07I don't know why I've been talking about cards
06:09for the past minute.
06:10Because I actually wanted to talk about my hair.
06:12So I've decided to dedicate
06:14quite a large chunk of this show
06:16to the outtakes.
06:17Because there was absolutely shitloads.
06:19Mainly because I think there were things
06:21that Dave said
06:22that he didn't know I was recording.
06:24How are you feeling in a dress?
06:26No answer.
06:28Literally.
06:29What shall we watch on TV?
06:31Dave Station.
06:33Siri, when we spoke about this scene
06:36is that what I told you to say?
06:38No.
06:39We know you're wearing a monkey t-shirt.
06:42You need to constantly tell us.
06:43We can see.
06:44This bit I've practised before.
06:45This bit is just you.
06:47Dave, is this not the best job in the world?
06:51So Dave is just about to touch my breasts
06:53for the first time.
06:55How are you feeling?
06:57Oh my god.
06:58It feels great.
06:59Well, it's the first time I've touched my boobs
07:01in a long time
07:02so I'm going to enjoy it.
07:03Do you know what's ironic?
07:04This is actually what you do
07:05I think before you go out.
07:06I did not straighten my hair.
07:07It didn't look like I straightened my hair.
07:09Look who came to the party!
07:12Okay, so we are done for this week.
07:19I've done the same as I do at the beginning.
07:21I say the same thing every time at the end.
07:23I say, okay, so we're done for this week.
07:26I literally don't know how else to say it.
07:28I'd love you guys to follow me on Twitter
07:30at Emily Hartridge
07:31and join my Facebook group 10 Reasons Why.
07:33That would also be really nice.
07:35Also, I hope you guys have checked out
07:37my new movie show called 2 Girls 1 Movie.
07:39I do 10 Reasons Why videos every Monday
07:41and I do the movie shows every Friday
07:44with my friend Paula.
07:46I realise I'm literally going to be in
07:48my bedroom filming by myself
07:50talking to a camera
07:52for a very long time.
07:54Fuck it. Bye!