I am a Bad Girl.....10 Reasons Why

Emily Hart

This week I look at '10 Reasons Why...I am a bad girl'.  Thanks to the hugely talented Andy Shepherd for being my pretend bf this week, you can follow him here:  @andyjshep   My name is Emily Hartridge and I am an up-and-coming presenter from the UK who every week takes a wry look at the top 10 reasons why... a weekly vlogging show that proves that everything in the world can be explained with 10 reasons. Topics include anything from sex, relationships, love, gender, life and more. You might not agree with everything I say and that's fine, my only intention is to provide you all with some advice and much needed light entertainment.

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00:00So this week, I am going to be discussing 10 reasons why I'm a bad girl.

00:09And no, I don't mean this kind of bad girl.

00:12You'd be a bad girl!

00:15So to massively generalise and be incredibly sexist against my own gender, there are things

00:21that women should do, or be like, or act like, and I am none of them.

00:28So here are 10 reasons why.

00:301.

00:31Yep, I'm going to admit it.

00:33I sweat.

00:34I think more than the average girl, well, more than the average girl admits anyway.

00:39Oh hey, I'm so tired.

00:44Jesus Christ!

00:462.

00:47Now, most of you know this about me already because many of you have pointed it out.

00:52Pointed it?

00:53Pointed it out.

00:54It's a rare day that all my nails are perfectly painted.

00:58I really do try and keep them nice, but I just like to pick them.

01:02It's my thing.

01:03Which basically means I'm left with these.

01:06I mean, what is that?

01:09What's that?

01:10What's that?

01:11What the fuck is wrong with me?

01:123.

01:13Now I haven't worn matching socks, seriously, since I live with my mum because she used

01:17to pair them together.

01:18And I do think this is something that most girls do do, do do?

01:22Like right now, for example, my socks couldn't match less.

01:28That's got patterns, that's got pink, oh, and there's a hole.

01:334.

01:35I swear too much for a girl.

01:36How the fuck are you?

01:37Can you fucking make me a cup of fucking tea?

01:38Hey, can you pass me the mayonnaise you cunt?

01:42Too far.

01:43Too far.

01:45Even I can't say that word.

01:475.

01:48You know those girls that have immaculate, really expensive handbags with actual makeup

01:52bags inside containing all their makeup, and they just generally know where everything

01:57is?

01:58Not me.

01:59Personally, I like the challenge of trying to find the lipstick in my bag.

02:03What are you looking for?

02:05My lipstick.

02:06Hold this.

02:07It's in here somewhere.

02:08I just don't know where I put it.

02:09Hold this.

02:10Thanks.

02:126.

02:13I'm good at playing with balls.

02:14Not those balls.

02:157.

02:16No, I think on the whole, girls are supposed to know how to dress, and I'm not going to

02:17lie, I have no clue when it comes to fashion.

02:18Hey, I'm ready.

02:19Are you ready to go?

02:20I'm not sure that's entirely appropriate.

02:21Ready?

02:22Yeah, I'm ready.

02:23I'm ready.

02:24I'm ready.

02:25I'm ready.

02:26I'm ready.

02:27I'm ready.

02:28I'm ready.

02:29I'm ready.

02:30I'm ready.

02:31I'm ready.

02:32I'm ready.

02:33I'm ready.

02:34I'm ready.

02:35I'm ready.

02:36I'm ready.

02:37I'm ready.

02:38I'm ready.

02:39I'm ready.

02:41Fine.

02:42I'll take the hat off then.

02:43Come on, let's go.

02:458.

02:46Now, I'm sure most women are capable of doing a bloody good burp.

02:51But most good women probably don't talk about the fact that they can, or do them in front

02:56of other people.

02:57I do, sometimes.

02:59Hey, are you ready?

03:00Hey.

03:01Yeah, how are you doing?

03:02Yeah, I'm good, how's yours?

03:03Really good, really productive, got a lot done.

03:04Good.

03:079.

03:08Say it, I can't cook.

03:10Okay, so I probably could follow a recipe if I tried,

03:13but I can't be arsed to try.

03:15I don't like cooking, I don't like being in the kitchen,

03:18and I don't like making food for other people.

03:21Oh, I thought you'd like me some toast.

03:24Oh, oh, you want some toast, do you?

03:27Did you say you want some toast?

03:28Yeah, you know where the toaster is, you twat.

03:33And 10, horrors.

03:35Now, I have this weird obsession with horror movies,

03:38and I think when going to the cinema with a guy,

03:41they like to be the one, you know,

03:42that really wants to see a horror and is really brave,

03:45and is there to support the woman

03:47through this difficult time.

03:49Not with me.

03:50I love any movies about murders,

03:53stabbings, kidnapping, people dying,

03:56people getting set on fire.

03:58I could go on.

04:00Ah, don't even tell him that!

04:03What have you got, a vagina?

04:08One, Emily, do you enjoy Blackhawk or Big Blackhawk?

04:11Mum?

04:13Two, Emily, who is your favorite YouTuber?

04:16100% I would go with Jenna Marbles.

04:18I think she is amazing and way, way funnier than I am.

04:25Three, I like to wank all over your face.

04:27So weird, I like to wank over yours as well.

04:31Thank you to the amazing Andy Shepard,

04:33who is my pretend boyfriend this week.

04:34He's also a presenter.

04:36Go and hire him, because he's great.

04:38Here are the outtakes, and I will see you next week.

04:44You're looking at the camera.

04:45Yeah.

04:46Don't do that.

04:47Yeah, I've got a lot of work done.

04:48Oh no, it's not coming out!

04:50Oh!

04:52Oh!

04:53Oh!

04:54Oh!

04:55Oh!

04:56Oh!

04:57Oh!

04:58Oh!

04:59Oh!

05:00Oh!

05:01Oh!

05:03I can't do this anymore.

05:04I can't do it anymore!

05:06Just smell it.

05:07Yeah, I'll smell it.

05:07Oh!

05:08Oh!

05:09I've lost the strength many a time.

05:12Oh my God.

05:16Can you make me a fuck of, fuck, what?

05:18Can you make me a fucking, oh my God, I can't speak.

05:25Oh God.

05:26So weird.

05:27Sunday afternoon.

05:28That was so gross.

05:29Do you think I had long enough of that laughing?

05:30It was way too, just stop it.

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