The Haunted- Hells Reach - GORY GAME IS GORY

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Transcript
00:00How's it going, bros? My name is PewDiePie!
00:04Welcome to the Haunted Hells Reach. It's a recently released game.
00:08It's a mod, I guess. It's not really a mod, but it's made by an engine that I don't remember the name of, but you know.
00:16And we're gonna play as Normal. I really don't know anything about this game.
00:22I know I'm gonna play as Jacob, because, no. Why did I pick Jacob?
00:28Okay, bye then. I don't think this is...
00:32Kill the minions to banish evil. Encounter one Normal.
00:35Alright, let's do this.
00:37You dead. You dead.
00:39Aw, that...
00:41Aw, jeez. Goblet's so coward.
00:45How about that?
00:46How did you like that?
00:47You like that when I shoot you on the head?
00:49You like that?
00:50Oh, he dropped ammo.
00:52Holy cow.
00:54Come on. Give me a break.
01:00That was beautiful. That was beautiful right there.
01:03Can I kick them?
01:05Come on.
01:06That's how I roll.
01:07No, that's not how I roll.
01:09Alright.
01:10You're not dead yet.
01:13What's going on with that guy's face?
01:16Beautiful.
01:17Beautiful.
01:18Whoa, whoa.
01:20What the heck is going on? This game is awesome.
01:22Whoa.
01:23Wow.
01:24Take a chill pill, bro.
01:26Chill. Frickin' pill.
01:28Yeah.
01:29That's what I'm talking about.
01:33That's what I'm...
01:34Oh, wow. It's gonna explode.
01:35No, no, no, no.
01:36Okay.
01:38Beautiful. Beautiful.
01:40Right there. That's what I'm talking about.
01:42That's what I'm talking about.
01:43That's not what I'm talking about.
01:44They're not dead.
01:47Aw, man.
01:48Alright.
01:50You talking about that?
01:51Come on.
01:52What are you talking about, Willy?
01:55What is he throwing at me?
01:58Oh, excellent.
01:59Excellent.
02:00Sharp shooting. Narrow pitting.
02:01I know.
02:02I know.
02:04You think you're tough, huh?
02:07Aw, frick.
02:08They appear out of nowhere.
02:10Oh, what the heck?
02:12Yes!
02:16Where the heck did that even come from?
02:18Super weird.
02:19Oh, wow.
02:20I need that.
02:24Never be too careful.
02:26Can you?
02:30Wow, this game is really cool.
02:32Okay.
02:33Can I go here now?
02:34No. Bad idea.
02:35Why did I jump down here?
02:40Yes.
02:42Oh, yes.
02:45Alright.
02:46Being naked.
02:47Awesome.
02:48Wow.
02:50Okay.
02:51Well, that was pretty cool, I guess.
02:55No.
02:56Oh, this is like an online game for sure.
02:59This is an online game for sure.
03:01Let's try another map.
03:02Because why not?
03:03Why the heck not?
03:04I don't even know.
03:06I'm curious to see what this game is about.
03:09The crusader is here.
03:11Oh, really?
03:12Oh, yeah, that's me.
03:13Wait, I have a shotgun.
03:14Actually, I don't.
03:15I have no ammo.
03:17Bring it.
03:18Bring it.
03:19Bring it.
03:20God knows mercy.
03:23Mr. Red?
03:24No way.
03:25It can't be Mr. Red.
03:26What happens if I shoot?
03:28Mr. Red!
03:34So many Mr. Reds.
03:35Come here.
03:37Oh, beautiful.
03:41Untouchable.
03:42That's what I'm talking about.
03:46Fuck.
03:47You think you're tough, huh?
03:48You think you're tough, huh?
03:49Come at me, bros.
03:50Come at me, bros.
03:54Beautiful.
03:56Beautiful.
03:57Ninja kick!
03:59Ninja kick!
04:02Yes, yes.
04:03Beautiful.
04:05Alright, I got this.
04:06That's not a problem.
04:08Come at me, bros.
04:10How do you just fly back?
04:12Oh, fuck.
04:13Alright.
04:14Mr. Red.
04:17Where's my SMG?
04:18I want my freaking SMG.
04:22Beautiful.
04:24That's what I'm talking about.
04:25Okay, let's see if we can beat...
04:27Oh, crap.
04:28I'm running out of ammo.
04:30I wanna beat my last highscore.
04:32I gotta do it.
04:33I gotta do it somehow.
04:34I mean, somehow.
04:35It's gotta be possible.
04:36It can't be impossible.
04:37Otherwise...
04:38Oh, wow.
04:39There are really many now.
04:43Alright.
04:45Soon out of ammo.
04:46Whatever.
04:49Oh.
04:50Fuck.
04:51Okay, I have my SMG.
04:52It's cool.
04:53Alright.
04:55And...
04:56No.
04:57Problem.
04:58Okay, problem.
04:59It's a problem.
05:00It's definitely a problem.
05:01Ah, there's problems everywhere.
05:02Problem.
05:03Problems.
05:04I see problems.
05:05It's okay.
05:06I like problems.
05:07I mean, sometimes there's problems.
05:08Okay, Mr. Red.
05:09I need a good freaking Mr. Red.
05:12That was...
05:13Not a really good one.
05:14I'm on fire.
05:16Whatever.
05:17It's good.
05:18Sometimes fires...
05:20Oh, fuck.
05:21I'm so screwed.
05:22I can't do this.
05:23No!
05:25You ain't everywhere.
05:26I need a kick.
05:28Oh, crap.
05:30I'm just running away from them.
05:31I'm just running away from them.
05:33Okay.
05:36Ah, come on.
05:37This is ridiculous.
05:38How many can they...
05:39Wait, Mr. Red.
05:40Where are you?
05:42Okay, they're right behind me.
05:43It's no problem.
05:44It's no problem.
05:46Okay, that was epic.
05:47That was epic.
05:48I have a shotgun?
05:49Really?
05:51Why does he never quit?
05:52Jesus Christ.
05:53Give me a break.
05:56That's what you get.
05:58That's what you freaking get.
06:01Oh, man.
06:02I just love killing them.
06:04Ah, man.
06:05I hate this.
06:06They never die.
06:10One more.
06:11One more.
06:12Two more.
06:13Three more.
06:14Two.
06:18I don't have any ammo.
06:20What the heck just happened?
06:21I don't even know.
06:24I'm dying.
06:25I'm dying.
06:26I'm dying.
06:28I'm dying.
06:29Ninja kick.
06:30Ninja kick.
06:32I'm stuck.
06:34Beautiful.
06:41Ah, yes.
06:42Beautiful.
06:44Alright.
06:47That is beautiful.
06:49Right there.
06:50Oh, yeah.
06:52The Cronum flag?
06:53Can I go up here?
06:56Ninja kick!
06:58Ninja kick!
07:01This game is freaking gory as hell.
07:03Ninja kick!
07:05Falcon punch!
07:06Yes!
07:07Yes!
07:08This is awesome.
07:11You think you got something on me, huh?
07:13I got ninja kicks all over this place.
07:20Destroy the health stone to restore vitality.
07:23Let's go for that.
07:25Finger tap, huh?
07:26Ah, crap.
07:27I really need...
07:28I don't even know how I climb things.
07:29Okay, there we go.
07:36Where is it?
07:39Where?
07:40I thought I got it!
07:41Oh, man.
07:42This is not good for my image.
07:45I mean, I don't even have one, but whatever.
07:47Alright.
07:48Let's go, man.
07:49I need...
07:50I need something.
07:51I don't even know.
07:52I'm dying.
07:54I'm dying here.
07:55I'm dying here.
07:56Okay, what is this?
07:58What is this?
08:00I want it.
08:01That's for sure.
08:04Sam!
08:06Two for the price of one.
08:07Uh-huh.
08:08No!
08:09No!
08:11What do you want?
08:12Huh?
08:13You think it's that hard?
08:14I'll show you.
08:16Whatever one I want.
08:18They never stop, do they?
08:20Okay.
08:21I have an SMG.
08:22It's fine.
08:26Alright.
08:27Let's go.
08:28No problem.
08:29Watch the freaking ammo.
08:32I don't understand where he's from.
08:33He's like...
08:35German priest.
08:36Black German priest or something.
08:38Super weird.
08:41Oh, come on.
08:42I need it now.
08:45What's up with him?
08:48That doesn't sound very good.
08:52Uh-huh.
08:53No problem.
08:59Oh, okay.
09:01I get the feeling I'm gonna die.
09:02Whoa!
09:03What the fuck?
09:06I get the feeling I'm gonna die any second.
09:07Oh, what the...
09:13Oh.
09:14I don't have time to look.
09:19Okay.
09:20Okay.
09:21Just come at me, bro.
09:27Whoa, whoa.
09:28Whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:29Shield kill, bro.
09:30How do I even pick up stuff?
09:35Ah, puker.
09:40Wow, really?
09:41Bioshock?
09:46This is not good.
09:48This is not good.
09:49Okay, I need ammo.
09:52Ammo.
09:53Thank you.
09:56Alright.
09:57There we go.
09:58I got shot again.
10:02This game is really, really fun.
10:04I'm not joking.
10:05Okay, I'm joking.
10:06It's not fun.
10:10Ah, come on.
10:11Do something.
10:13I'm stuck.
10:14No!
10:15No!
10:16No!
10:18That was pretty good.
10:19That was a pretty good round.
10:20I think I'll end it here.
10:23137 kills.
10:24If you have this game, why not do a video response and see if you can beat my high score?
10:29It was the second time, though.
10:31Anyway, that's pretty much it.
10:47Go, go, go, go, go, go.
10:49What the fuck is that?
10:52My bad, my boys.

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