[Funny] Octodad - Loving Father. Caring Husband. Secret Octopus - Part 2
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00:00Alright, how's it going, bros? My name is PewDiePie!
00:04Welcome back to Octodad.
00:06Continue or start over? Continue.
00:08Dude, dude, I'm freaking Octodad.
00:11For those of you who aren't familiar with Octodad,
00:14you're... well, here you go, pretty much.
00:17You're a fucking octopus, and that's pretty much it.
00:19You're a damn fine octopus. I mean, just look at me.
00:23Alright, to-do in the master bedroom.
00:26We're actually gonna go where we went yesterday.
00:28Probably not yesterday. Actually, I want to pick up this fine china
00:34that looks super expensive. No, not the book!
00:37Alright, alright, let's pick it up. There we go.
00:39Ah! Ah! Don't trip! Ah! Ah!
00:41Oh! Holy shit, I'm super good.
00:44Okay. Let's just go with this.
00:48Where the fuck now?
00:50No! Oh, sweet. I did it.
00:53I think I'm going the right way.
00:58Oh, yes, yes.
01:02Alright, whatever. We've seen this.
01:04We have to save her from the spiders or something.
01:06I don't even know anymore.
01:09It looks like he's breakdancing.
01:11Yee! Yee, you got a problem?
01:13Or riverdancing.
01:15Octodad would be a pretty damn sweet riverdancer.
01:19There's a monster. Let's just fuck him up.
01:21Bitch, get out of my house.
01:24Bitch.
01:26Yeah, I'm a fucking Octodad.
01:28Okay, we...
01:34Of course.
01:36I'll do the commentary for Octodad.
01:38Hey!
01:40Look at his acrobatic skills. Look at Octodad.
01:42Woo!
01:44I'm freaking Octodad.
01:46Alright.
01:48Jesus Christ, my baby's ugly.
01:50Here we go. How you doing, girl?
01:52Hey, girl. How you doing?
01:54Hey, girl. How you doing?
01:56How you doing?
01:58I'm stuck.
02:00Octodad is stuck.
02:02I can't climb my daughter.
02:04Really?
02:06Oh, wow.
02:08That's fine.
02:10Okay, let's kill the spiders.
02:12Where's the spiders?
02:14I'm gonna get you. Oh, there's a spider.
02:16Come here, spider. I'm gonna fight you off, bitch.
02:18I got tentacles and shit.
02:20Go, Octodad.
02:22No! Yes! No!
02:24Okay, I'll see you.
02:26Go! Kill it!
02:28Kill the spider.
02:30Did I get it?
02:32I think we're good.
02:34Not the spider!
02:36Come here, spider.
02:38Oh, there's so many!
02:40Alright, fine.
02:42Let's just fight them off like an Octodad does.
02:44River dance.
02:46I go left, I go right.
02:48How the fuck do I kill them?
02:50Ah!
02:52Freaking army of spiders!
02:54What do you want from me?
02:56I did it.
02:58Of course I did it.
03:00I did it.
03:04Stacey is still scared.
03:06Find a storybook to read.
03:08And she'll calm down.
03:10How about this?
03:12What does it say?
03:14I don't want to read some bad news.
03:16Octodad, Jesus Christ.
03:18Octo-freaking-dad, hold it still.
03:22Todd, whatever.
03:24Ah!
03:26Yes, alright.
03:28Let's read this story to our daughter.
03:30Girl, it's time to read.
03:32I'm coming in as-
03:34Oh, it worked.
03:36This is how I read stories.
03:38In this position.
03:40Oh, hey girl.
03:42Hey girl, how you doing?
03:44You like octopuses?
03:46You like this?
03:48You like when I do this?
03:50You like my-
03:52Alright, let's just get out of here.
03:54Get a replacement doll from the toy chest.
03:56To replace Octodad.
03:58The blue dolphin should work.
04:00Alright.
04:02Oh, it's over here.
04:04I'm just gonna go.
04:06Let's go with the book, Octodad!
04:08I know you like the book.
04:10I'm just gonna riverdance my way out of here.
04:12I'm just gonna riverdance my way out of here.
04:14Okay, it's time to open the locker.
04:16Yep, yep.
04:18Need a blue dolphin.
04:20Where's the blue dolphin?
04:22Is it this?
04:24Get out of my face, stupid thing.
04:26Is it this?
04:28Is the blue dolphin here?
04:30Is the blue-
04:32I found you, Mr. Blue Dolphin.
04:34Okay, let's just try and collect-
04:36No, you're not a blue dolphin.
04:38Come on, girl.
04:40Come on, girl. Yes!
04:42You're so fine, you're so fine.
04:44No, you're doing it wrong.
04:46Octodad!
04:48Come on, girl.
04:50Come on, you're so sweet. Yes!
04:52I got the Octodol.
04:54I mean the blue thingily-dingly.
04:56Alright, let's do some
04:58serious shit going on here.
05:00Octodad is on fire.
05:02Hey, girl. You want this?
05:04Oh, you wanted my butt?
05:06I'll show you my butt. Why didn't you tell me?
05:08From the-
05:10But-
05:12How do I replace it? What do you want from me?
05:14Take it, girl. Take it.
05:16Alright, I need to replace-
05:18Uh-oh.
05:20No? Yeah, they're gone.
05:22Uh-oh. I need to replace it quick!
05:24No! No! No! Octodad!
05:28No, he made me into sushi.
05:30No!
05:32Wow, I'm cheap too. That's all I'm worth.
05:34Two dollars? Three bucks?
05:37Alright.
05:39Man, that was difficult.
05:41Hell, Octodad. I mean, Octodad,
05:43you need to shape up. Shape the fuck up.
05:45Anyway, let's
05:47disguise this bro again.
05:49Come on, get out of my house.
05:51Get out of my house. Get out of my house.
05:53What the fuck was that?
05:55Get out. I'm Octodad, alright?
05:57Yeah!
05:59What is he doing?
06:01He's breakdancing. That's what I call breakdancing.
06:03Yeah! I'ma breakdance.
06:05No.
06:07I'm the king of the dance floor.
06:09Right here.
06:11Alright. Enough fucking around.
06:13That was it for Octodad today.
06:15Hope you guys enjoyed. Like and favorite if you did.
06:17And I'll see you tomorrow.
06:19Alright, bros. I decided to do another mission
06:21because it was kind of short.
06:23I didn't know I was only recording for seven minutes.
06:25Let's go to the living room. Octodad, let's-
06:27Let's just go.
06:29What is this?
06:31He's a douchebag.
06:33My son is a douchebag?
06:39That's my dinner suit?
06:41That's the ugliest suit ever.
06:53He knows about our secret!
06:55Game fa-
06:59Beautiful.
07:01Oh, it's on now, Octodad.
07:07Oh, it's on. You don't mess with Octodad.
07:09Not even my son. I'll freaking kill ya.
07:11Alright, girl. I mean, boy. Come on, boy.
07:13I'll kill ya. I'll fucking kill ya.
07:15I'll kill ya. I'll kill ya, I tell ya.
07:17Here, let me slap ya.
07:19Let me slap ya. Let me-
07:21Let me slap ya, kid. Kid, I'ma gonna slap ya.
07:23I'm gonna freaking octopus slap ya.
07:25This could be my penis, you know?
07:27Alright, whatever.
07:29Did you see that?
07:31He's like, come here, son, and lick my balls.
07:33Actually, no, that's inappropriate.
07:35Actually, everything I did was inappropriate.
07:37Damn, this spoiled brat.
07:39Look at his room.
07:41He has his own fireplace.
07:43Alright, fine.
07:45I'll show you my moves.
07:47I'll call this one the octopus backflip shot.
07:49Almost, alright.
07:51Let's try that again.
07:53Octodad. Octodad. Octodad.
07:55Go. Alright.
07:57One, two, go!
07:59No!
08:01Can I pick up the football?
08:03This is gonna take a while for Jigsaw.
08:05Alright, where's it?
08:07Oh, there's the ball. Alright, I got it.
08:09Octo, octo, octo.
08:11Octo!
08:13Alright, let's do some work.
08:15I'll call this one spindly.
08:17Alright, I don't even know.
08:19Alright, come on, bro.
08:21Octo, octo! Fucking focus!
08:23Focus, fuck me!
08:25Do it! And now...
08:27Shoot!
08:29Alright, I got it this time.
08:31Alright, alright.
08:33I got it now.
08:35Shoot!
08:37Octodad, focus.
08:39Focus, please.
08:41For the love of your penis.
08:43I don't even know where Octo...
08:45That was super good!
08:47Let's do that again.
08:49Octodad, what are you doing?
08:51Go, go, go!
08:53Yes! No!
08:55It was so close.
08:57Alright, do it again.
08:59Put it down there, girl.
09:01Boy, Octodad.
09:03Alright, this one.
09:05Alright, I got it now.
09:08I got it now.
09:14Jesus penis, so annoying.
09:16I hate my son.
09:22Super awesome.
09:24Crap, I missed.
09:26Let's do this.
09:28Son, you're going down.
09:30It's just you and me, buddy.
09:32Go!
09:34It's just you and me, buddy.
09:36Go!
09:42Yeah, how do you feel?
09:44What do you say about that, son?
09:46Lick my balls.
09:48Do it, son.
09:50Do it, son.
09:52You like it, son?
09:54Do it.
09:56Alright.
09:58No, Octodad!
10:00It's stuck.
10:02Octodad is merging with the goal.
10:04What's going on?
10:06I must have sex.
10:08Spazzing out.
10:10Octodad is spazzing out.
10:12Sexual spazzing initiated.
10:14Octodad, you need to get out of here.
10:16Before...
10:18Oh, yes.
10:20It's working.
10:22Come on, Octodad.
10:24You're almost out.
10:26Need to flee from crime.
10:28No, my leg.
10:30It hurts so much.
10:32My leg, it's stuck.
10:34The pain.
10:36The pain.
10:38Alright, fine.
10:40I'm going to finish this tomorrow.
10:42Hope you enjoyed.
10:44I'll see you.
11:00you