ONE CAT on a DOGS ONLY island!
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00:00I've got destroyed! I don't even want to be here!
00:02Oh, so you're leaving soon then. Good. Okay, great.
00:04I'm not swimming out of the water! I'm a cat! Are you crazy?
00:07No!
00:08Oh, it's raining!
00:10Oh, what-
00:11AHH!
00:11Uh-oh!
00:12AHH!
00:12Alright, alright! Come on, everyone! Get inside the house!
00:14Please, please!
00:15I'm the shortest dog! How did I get shot?
00:17Please, let me in, let me in, let me in!
00:18Alright, everyone in! Come on!
00:19What the-?
00:20Guys!
00:20Sorry, dogs only!
00:22Come on! It's not safe out here! My fur's gonna get wet!
00:24Well, babe, this is a dog house, not a cat house, so...
00:27I'm sure you'll find something better out there!
00:28Okay, um, I just gotta brave it! Come on, I-
00:30Oh, let's see...
00:32AHH!
00:33AHH!
00:33AHH!
00:34I'm such a maniac as a dog!
00:35AHH!
00:35Belle!
00:36I told you we should've patched the holes in the roof!
00:37Right, that's what I'm getting with.
00:38Babe, you can stay here for the storm, but you cannot act like a cat, alright?
00:41None of that in here!
00:42What?! But that's my favorite thing!
00:43This is a dog house!
00:44It's my dog house!
00:45Wait, a golden bone? Where is it?
00:47No one actually knows!
00:48Some say when you get it, though, you become a top dog!
00:51Wha-? Don't tell her that!
00:53Did you just make this up or something?
00:54Come on, let's sleep this out.
00:56Wait, why are you the only one who's got a bed?
00:57That's because some of us are prissy dogs that need good hygiene!
01:00You laugh, but good hygiene is what's gonna make me the top dog one day and get me to the holy park!
01:05Fine, alright!
01:06T-t-t-t-t-top dogs!
01:08Sorry!
01:08Wait, the what? Top-
01:10Ugh, whatever, I don't care.
01:12You guys are being weird!
01:13Oh, babe, we're just being dogs, and dogs...
01:15Huh?
01:16...lay on the dirt.
01:16Wait, but where exactly can I sleep?
01:20The floor, by the way!
01:21Yeah, come on, to and zonpa!
01:22Floor?
01:23Bump!
01:24Hey, off of me!
01:24Bump!
01:25Sorry!
01:26Oh, what was that?!
01:27Hey!
01:27Ew, Pierce!
01:28Don't know what I ate.
01:29You know what? I think I'm good on top of furniture.
01:33What was that?
01:34Where is it? Where is it?
01:35Oh, Pierce, I wouldn't back up.
01:37Sorry!
01:38It's a hairball.
01:38Oh, I touched it again! Oh, I keep touching it!
01:40I can't-
01:40No, you're not! You're in the corner!
01:41Alright, Aph, I hate to say this, but I don't know if you can be here anymore.
01:44Thank you!
01:44Oh, what the-
01:45Sorry, Aph, there's no room for a cat in here.
01:46Hey!
01:47Y'all, come on!
01:50I can't help being a cat player, it's just what I do!
01:52I mean, you being a cat was already questionable, but the hairball is too much.
01:55Good luck!
01:55Sorry, babe!
01:56Ugh!
01:56We're not letting a cat in here!
01:58I can't believe these guys seriously leaving me out in the rain.
02:00Guess I'll just go under the tree and do my own thing.
02:02I don't need those stupid boys and stupid dog and-
02:05Ugh!
02:06Good night, guys!
02:07There we go! A beautiful cat tree house just for me!
02:10Not to worry about the rain anymore!
02:11Hey, babe!
02:12What's up?
02:13We got something to show you!
02:14Ooh! What you got?
02:15Yeah, we do! Check this out!
02:17Take a look!
02:17That's a laser pointer?
02:18Ooh, look at it! You want it?
02:20What do you think?
02:21Please, that's so juvenile!
02:23I am a grown cat, not a kitten!
02:25Sure, but even humans like laser pointers!
02:28Don't try to interrupt!
02:29Excuse me! Oh, look at that!
02:30You landed me!
02:31Stop it!
02:32Make me!
02:33Get over here!
02:34Water! Water! Water! Water! Water! Water!
02:37Woo! Dogs rule!
02:39Dogs rule! Dogs rule!
02:41Oh, you want it? Well, go fetch!
02:43Hey, what the-
02:43Ooh! Fetch! Fetch! Fetch! Fetch!
02:44No, no, no! No, wait! No, wait! Not you! Not you!
02:46I think he's talking to me.
02:47Alright, you're still a gift out of the way. Can we go find a golden bow now?
02:50No!
02:50Alright, I'm gonna go search the other side.
02:51There has to be something I can do to get back.
02:54Hmm...
02:56Okay...
02:57Well, if they want to play rough,
03:00I should be able to play a little dirty.
03:03Let's go in and see what I-
03:05Ooh!
03:06We've got a battery.
03:08I'm gonna take that.
03:09Hmm...
03:10Hey!
03:11What are you doing with my stuff?
03:12Um...
03:13Nothing, don't worry!
03:14I may have little leggies, but I won't catch you!
03:16Oh, finally! You know how it feels!
03:18Bye!
03:20Whatever!
03:21Bad dog!
03:22Bad cat! How about that?
03:24Yeah, whatever!
03:25Cats are normally just adorable,
03:28but if I have stuff-
03:29Ooh! Wait a minute! I have an idea!
03:31I can use this leather to make something interesting.
03:34Put that there, put that battery-
03:36Ooh! A shock collar!
03:38This should get those boys under control.
03:40At least for a little bit.
03:41Let's see...
03:42If they want to bully me, I can play pranks on them.
03:46Hmm?
03:47Hi, Noi! What are you doing?
03:49Hey, Aphmau!
03:50I'm just spying on you.
03:51Oh, I mean, just spying on you.
03:53Spying on me, eh?
03:54If you're curious about what I'm doing, maybe I can show you.
03:57Yes?
03:58Okay!
04:00Whoa!
04:01Wait, what's this?
04:03What'd you do?
04:04I just wanted to test something out.
04:05It's a little bit shocking.
04:07Now, where's the rest of your stuff?
04:09Well, jokes on you.
04:10I'm not telling you.
04:11Okay!
04:13Okay, I'll tell you, I'll tell you!
04:14Oh man, that took a lot of hearts.
04:15Okay, the reason why we buried our bones in the sand.
04:17Because we're not purse dogs like Zane.
04:19Here, I'll show you. Follow me.
04:20What the?
04:21You won't do that again, right?
04:23Maybe not.
04:24Maybe if you're a good boy, I won't.
04:25A good boy?
04:26Yeah, I know you like that.
04:28Are you a good boy, Noi?
04:29You a good boy?
04:30Go show me your stuff!
04:31Show me your stuff!
04:32Right here.
04:33And whoop, and whoop, and ta-da!
04:35You guys are very stuffed.
04:37More batteries?
04:38Yeah, I could keep you boys in line with this.
04:40Good boy, who's a good boy?
04:42Yes, you eat!
04:43Yeah, you are.
04:44All right.
04:45Thank you so much, Noi.
04:47Now I can make some more shop fellas to keep them under my control.
04:50And got one!
04:51Perfect!
04:52My fishing skills are amazing!
04:55Especially since I'm a cat.
05:02What did you do?
05:03Oh, nothing, nothing.
05:05Nothing?
05:06That looks like a lot of nothing for nothing.
05:09Yeah, just working on the hopscotch stuff.
05:10Don't worry about it.
05:11Just kidding.
05:13That is it!
05:15It's time for the collars!
05:20I was thinking about not doing this, but you guys left me no choice.
05:24Where'd he go, where'd he go, where'd he go?
05:25Zane?
05:26No!
05:27Zane?
05:28Don't get me!
05:29Don't let him call you!
05:31Now where's Aaron?
05:33Aaron, where...
05:34Oh, I saw that over there!
05:36Where are you?
05:37Now's your chance!
05:38Aaron, where are you?
05:39There you are!
05:40Get over here!
05:42Bad boy!
05:43Bad dog!
05:44Get over here!
05:45I'm faster than you!
05:46I'm getting out of here!
05:47Be free!
05:48Don't encourage him!
05:50Fine.
05:51At least I've got you guys for right now.
05:53There you go, and...
05:54Why didn't you do anything?
05:55I was just staring at you!
05:57What did he do?
05:58You guys are the bad dogs.
05:59Thank you, Noe.
06:00I appreciate it.
06:01I'm not a bad dog.
06:02That is for ruining my house!
06:03Now, boy.
06:05If you do not do what I say, you'll be in for a shocking surprise.
06:09Shockers.
06:10Shockers.
06:11Those are pretty fun.
06:12You really think we're going to do what you say just because you have a...
06:14Oh!
06:15That kind of surprised!
06:16Did I say you could leave, Zane?
06:17Come on, guys.
06:18All we need to do is just whatever she says.
06:20Then we don't get shocked.
06:21It's like we don't have the collars.
06:22Exactly.
06:23Oh.
06:24That sounds pretty easy.
06:25Yeah, I can still feel it.
06:26Aaron?
06:27Wait, what the...
06:28Hey!
06:29Why'd you...
06:30Wait, what is this?
06:31Oh, a dust bunny!
06:32Wait, did everyone bring that there?
06:33Huh?
06:34What are you guys afraid of?
06:35It's just a little bunny.
06:36Aaron, why would you bring that here?
06:37It's not the bunny.
06:38Vacuum!
06:39No!
06:40No!
06:41Run!
06:42Run!
06:43Run!
06:44No!
06:45It's the worst!
06:46No!
06:47No!
06:48You don't like it!
06:49It's scary!
06:50No!
06:51Dumb Aaron playing a prank on us.
06:52I can't believe this!
06:53Got to get a shock collar on him so I can get him!
06:54Wait!
06:55Hey!
06:56There's a cave over here!
06:57Come on, y'all!
06:58Where are you headed?
06:59I need you all alive so I can use you in my plan.
07:00Especially since you decided to throw me out, ruin my house, and just absolutely beat me up.
07:04Okay.
07:05I think I'm good.
07:06I think I'm good.
07:08Can you get in here?
07:11I don't think I can get in.
07:12Nice!
07:13Too big!
07:14We're safe.
07:15Take that!
07:16Good thing it's not a Roomba.
07:18Here's the deal.
07:19Who wants to be a good boy?
07:21If you want to fight the vacuum, go for it!
07:23You'll be the bestest boy ever!
07:24I like being a good boy.
07:26I want to be a good boy, but I don't want to fight the vacuum!
07:28I want to be a good boy!
07:29Wait!
07:30I got you, monster!
07:31Go for it!
07:32Okay, let's do it!
07:33I'm going to be a good boy!
07:34I heard she'd be a good boy.
07:35Too great!
07:37Okay!
07:38You know what?
07:39I'll take it.
07:41This is our spawn point.
07:42Oh, that's not good.
07:44Well, um...
07:46Oh!
07:47Hey, it left.
07:48Nice.
07:49We might be okay.
07:50That's good.
07:51Alright.
07:52Our spawn points are here now.
07:53Well, goodbyes for fighting, first off.
07:54Let's see.
07:55We should hang out here for a little bit in case anything's lurking outside.
07:58What is this?
07:59What's that?
08:00A cat?
08:01Yep.
08:02Wait a minute.
08:03I'm a cat.
08:04And I do need to eat something.
08:06Let's see.
08:07What does it do?
08:08Maybe I'll get a power or something from it.
08:10You feel good?
08:11Uh...
08:12Nothing.
08:13What's going on?
08:14What's it doing to you?
08:15I'm not sure.
08:16I feel a little...
08:17I mean, it's giving me some little stats there.
08:18Oh!
08:19What was that?
08:20Huh?
08:21I didn't take any damage from that.
08:22Whoa, that's kind of cool.
08:24I guess it gives me, like, super strength or something.
08:27Like a buff.
08:28Hey, maybe I can just fight against the vacuum.
08:30Yeah.
08:31So we can finally get rid of it?
08:32I guess I don't want to do all that anymore.
08:34I want to get my paws dirty.
08:36Too bad.
08:37We've got to take the fight to the monster, okay?
08:38Or the monster vacuum.
08:39Gather up some of these catnips and we'll be going out.
08:41Come on, let's go.
08:42Catnip, where are you?
08:44Let's just find random stuff on the ground.
08:46Just give it a shot, okay?
08:47There that thing is.
08:48At another cave.
08:49Why are we at the dust bunny's lair?
08:51Dust bunny's lair?
08:52Oh, that makes sense.
08:53It's probably just getting distracted by those dust bunnies.
08:55Hmm.
08:56While it's busy, we need to launch an attack.
08:59Uh-huh.
09:00Okay.
09:01So, uh, what do we do?
09:02You guys are going to distract it.
09:04I'm going to sneak behind it and slash the bag open, okay?
09:06Why do we have to be the distraction?
09:08Ooh, good question.
09:09It seems like I'm the one holding the strike collar, that's why.
09:11Okay, you know what?
09:13You totally made your point crystal clear.
09:14Okay, okay, you know what?
09:15I said I was distracting.
09:16All right.
09:17Get ready.
09:18Brave dog.
09:19Big brave dog.
09:20Big brave dog.
09:21Got to be the bravest you've ever been.
09:22Hey, you!
09:23Hey, you!
09:24Does it smell like a dog in here?
09:25Because, uh, uh, um, what's up?
09:28You got him?
09:29You got him!
09:30Go!
09:31Run!
09:32Okay, Kevin.
09:33I got it.
09:34I got it.
09:35Over the side.
09:36Rip it!
09:37Come on!
09:38We got it in place, but it's strong!
09:39Dad, destroy!
09:40Ah!
09:41Got it!
09:42Hey, we won?
09:43Hey, that's where all my stuff went.
09:44What the?
09:45Drop it, drop it, drop it, drop it!
09:46Give me, give me, give me!
09:47It's mine!
09:48Hey!
09:49Hey!
09:50Hey, guys.
09:51Did I miss anything?
09:52Yeah, no thanks to you, we got it taken care of.
09:53Oh, you're welcome.
09:54Yeah, but, guys, look.
09:55We have the golden bow.
09:56Oh, that's the golden bow.
09:58It can finally be the top dog!
10:00Up, up, up, up!
10:01Sit, sit!
10:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
10:03Yes, yes, yes.
10:04First, can I have it?
10:05I saw it first.
10:06Can I please have it?
10:07We'll see who becomes top dog.
10:08Come on.
10:09We've got to head back.
10:10All right.
10:11I think the base should be around here somewhere.
10:14You guys remember where it is?
10:15Well, well, well.
10:16Look what the cat dragged in.
10:18What?
10:19Oh!
10:20You turned a vacuum monster against us?
10:22Well, I'm the top dog.
10:23I can do whatever I want.
10:24Oh, are you?
10:26Because I have this golden bow.
10:28Wait, babe.
10:29Can I see that for a second?
10:30Nuh-uh.
10:31I'm not falling for that trick.
10:32You're going to have to earn it.
10:33Oh, yeah, right.
10:34You want me to be one of your lap dogs?
10:35Maybe.
10:36I mean, there is a shock collar around here somewhere.
10:39No, no, no.
10:40That's not going to happen.
10:41Whoa!
10:42What the?
10:43Where'd you learn that trick?
10:44Your shock collars?
10:45They're useless now.
10:46What was that?
10:47I'm free.
10:48I'm free.
10:49It's off?
10:50All right, boys.
10:51Who's next?
10:52Me!
10:53Yeah!
10:54Woo!
10:55Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
10:56Hey, hey, what are you doing?
10:57Gotcha.
10:58Why are you taking me?
10:59Aaron, hurry.
11:00I'm going to the collar off me.
11:01No, this is mine.
11:02Stay down.
11:03Take this thing off me.
11:04Down, boys.
11:05You've been at one forever.
11:06You know I'm faster than you.
11:07Sorry.
11:08Miss me, miss me.
11:09Now you got to kiss me.
11:10I mean, no, don't do that.
11:11No.
11:12She's so quick.
11:13Put me down.
11:14I don't think so, Zane.
11:15I'm trying to deal with this right now.
11:16Please put me down.
11:17Nope, I don't think so.
11:18Hang on.
11:19Woo-hoo!
11:20Cats can jump pretty far.
11:21I'm very edgy.
11:23Not right now.
11:24Wait a minute.
11:25That's...
11:26Hey.
11:27I'm going to put you down, actually.
11:28Zane, listen up.
11:29I'm going to ask you nicely to help me out.
11:31No way.
11:32Aw, what a shame.
11:34What if I give you this bone?
11:35You really mean it?
11:36Mm-hmm.
11:37OK, I'll help you then.
11:38Follow me.
11:39Oh, how the turns of table.
11:41Yeah, let's go.
11:42We got places to go.
11:43All right, let's see.
11:44Ah!
11:45Oh, I almost missed.
11:46Oh, I was so close.
11:47I'm good, though.
11:48I'm good.
11:49Good boy, you made it.
11:50I guess they gave up on chasing us.
11:52OK, Aaron will come here because he wants to claim the fire hydrant of the gods.
11:57But he can't get to it because he's not the top dog.
11:59It'll collapse under anyone else's weight.
12:01What?
12:02I thought he was already top dog.
12:03What are you talking about?
12:04What about me?
12:05You're supposed to make me top dog so I can get in there.
12:07OK, fine.
12:08I don't know if this is going to help, but...
12:10OK, OK.
12:11Let me just turn into Ben.
12:13OK, here we go.
12:15I am the top dog!
12:17Ah!
12:18It's working!
12:19I'm going to go ahead and give you a follow.
12:20Let's see.
12:21OK.
12:22I want to see what's in there.
12:24Zane can get in.
12:25Maybe I can get the treasures from it.
12:27Pause.
12:28Don't fail me now.
12:29And...
12:30We made it!
12:31Look at you with the short little legs jumping.
12:33I am so proud of you.
12:35Good thing I'm an elegant kitty cat with long legs.
12:38All right, let's get to the point of this.
12:40Oh, look!
12:41The ultimate bouncy ball!
12:42A car to stick your head out of, and the ultimate squeaker!
12:46Can I have it?
12:47Can I have it?
12:48Can I have it?
12:49Can I have it?
12:50Can I have it?
12:51Can I have it?
12:52Can I have it?
12:53Can I have it?
12:54Can I have it?
12:55Can I have it?
12:56Can I have it?
12:57Can I have it?
12:58Can I have it?
12:59Can I have it?
13:00Can I have it?
13:01Can I have it?
13:02I think you're getting distracted.
13:03We're here for a purpose.
13:04Now, I need to get back at Aaron, OK?
13:05I will save these for you later, OK?
13:06OK, because I am the top dog, I do deserve it.
13:07Of course you are.
13:08All right, Aaron should be here any moment.
13:09Oh!
13:10There it is!
13:11OK, everybody.
13:12What are you doing here?
13:13How did you get to the park?
13:14That's right, and all by myself.
13:15Really?
13:17Look who it is!
13:18Oh, you said you got in there?
13:19Wait, what?
13:20You can hear that?
13:21Yeah, we have dog hearing.
13:22We can hear, like, the whole server.
13:23I think I do see the ball.
13:24Oh!
13:25It's so small.
13:26It's the ultimate bouncy ball.
13:27Do you guys want it?
13:28I'm going to get the ball!
13:29I'm going to get the ball!
13:30It's my ball!
13:31It's my ball!
13:32Wait, how is it bouncing?
13:33I'm going to get it!
13:34Oh, the bouncy ball.
13:35I'm definitely going to beat you.
13:36Fine!
13:37Oh, jeez.
13:38That should keep them distracted for a while, huh?
13:39It's not my fault.
13:40My other dog friends are really stupid.
13:41Oh!
13:42Oh, boy.
13:44Okay, I might not be able to trick you, but I can distract you.
13:48Really?
13:49Does that mean I get the Great Squeaker now?
13:50Huh?
13:51Can I have it?
13:52Please?
13:53Please?
13:54Please?
13:55Can I have it?
13:56Please?
13:57Please?
13:58Can I have it?
13:59We're not talking about the Great Squeaker.
14:00But you know what?
14:01Now that you mentioned it, how about I give it to you, then?
14:02Squeaker?
14:03What are you guys talking about?
14:04There you go, buddy.
14:05Ah!
14:06Squeaker!
14:07Yeah!
14:08Oh, you sure you don't want to go get it, Aaron?
14:09What am I even looking at?
14:10No!
14:11This thing looks like a pile of-
14:12No, no.
14:13I want to go to the island over there.
14:14Yeah?
14:15You want to be photographed in the car?
14:16Wait, why are you saying it like that?
14:17You want to go for a ride, boy?
14:18Yeah?
14:19Come on!
14:20You want to go for a ride?
14:21Yeah!
14:22You're the best boy you can be!
14:23Fine!
14:24Fine, yes.
14:25Let's go for a ride.
14:26Alrighty!
14:27Come on!
14:28This way!
14:29Oh, my God!
14:30It's like a full car!
14:31There you go.
14:32Let's go in the car.
14:33Come on.
14:34You can stick your head out and everything.
14:35It's going to be really cool.
14:36All right, yeah, yeah.
14:37I'm here.
14:38Yeah, there we go.
14:39I see you.
14:40I see you.