My Lady Jane Episode 5 Romance TV Shows 2024
When Jane's ambitious mother auctions her off to the highest bidder, she finds herself reluctantly betrothed to the enigmatic and frustratingly handsome Guildford Dudley. Despite her initial dismay, Jane soon learns that Guildford harbors a dark secret that could endanger both their lives. As if that weren't enough, a sinister plot to assassinate her cousin, King Edward, threatens to plunge the kingdom into chaos. In "My Lady Jane," a sharp-tongued, warm-hearted tale of romance, adventure, and fantasy, true love proves its existence, people defy expectations, and even heroines seemingly destined for doom can forge their own destinies. Catch the adventure on Trend Hub Channel!
When Jane's ambitious mother auctions her off to the highest bidder, she finds herself reluctantly betrothed to the enigmatic and frustratingly handsome Guildford Dudley. Despite her initial dismay, Jane soon learns that Guildford harbors a dark secret that could endanger both their lives. As if that weren't enough, a sinister plot to assassinate her cousin, King Edward, threatens to plunge the kingdom into chaos. In "My Lady Jane," a sharp-tongued, warm-hearted tale of romance, adventure, and fantasy, true love proves its existence, people defy expectations, and even heroines seemingly destined for doom can forge their own destinies. Catch the adventure on Trend Hub Channel!
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00:00The crown is not my right.
00:08Why would Edward name me?
00:09I was Dany's firstborn.
00:10And now a girl is finally on the throne, and it's Jeyne Soddy-in-grey.
00:14I'll simply have to kill her myself.
00:17Aethians cannot survive another winter in the wild, not with the new kings and garrods.
00:20Why don't you leave them alone, you bunch of thugs?
00:24I'm Archer.
00:25You're a mischievous leader.
00:26Archer, why haven't you killed him yet?
00:27I'm trying my best.
00:28Edward's will is stonehead.
00:29See that box?
00:30Place it next to Queen Jeyne.
00:31Burst is talking about Edward making you upset.
00:32I'm glad you're here.
00:33I still need a cure, and I presume you still want a divorce, so...
00:34Does our deal stand?
00:35I've never given up on anything in my entire life.
00:36Then prove it.
00:37The grooms from the West Stables have been dismissed.
00:38What does she want with the West Stables?
00:39Florentine Widowmaker.
00:40It's the poison that killed Edward.
00:41They killed him together.
00:42You killed Edward.
00:43I have proof.
00:44Abdicate or die!
00:45I'm sorry.
00:46I'm sorry.
00:47I'm sorry.
00:48I'm sorry.
00:49I'm sorry.
00:50I'm sorry.
00:51I'm sorry.
00:52I'm sorry.
00:53I'm sorry.
00:55I have proof.
00:56Abdicate or die!
00:58And now a twist.
01:02Edward is alive.
01:07Once upon a time there was a young king who was poisoned, assumed dead, but was in fact
01:15not.
01:16Where am I?
01:19Edward my sweet.
01:23Edward knows her face.
01:24He's seen it a thousand times on her effigy.
01:27This ancient nun is the formidable Margaret Beaufort.
01:30But to Edward, she is simply...
01:33Granny?
01:34Of course it is.
01:36We rescued you.
01:38And in the nick of time, too.
01:40Your balmy sister was about to kill you.
01:43Mary was poisoning me, I remember.
01:44Well, lucky for you, we had the antidote.
01:47Jane said there was no antidote.
01:49Verities always think they know everything.
01:51I'm confused.
01:53Last thing I remember, I was in my palace,
01:55hiding in a window, ledged in something,
01:57bombed me in my head.
01:58Stop whinging.
02:01You're alive.
02:03This one is an excellent climber.
02:06She carried you out of the turret on her back.
02:08I must get back to the palace.
02:10You shall.
02:11But first, rest.
02:13You are safe as kittens here with Granny.
02:16Everything at the palace is perfectly fine.
02:19Everything at the palace is not perfectly fine.
02:23♪
02:33In fact, Mary throttled Jane and left her unconscious
02:36and discarded on the grass like yesterday's dog poo-poo.
02:39But Jane's only thought is...
02:42Guilford.
02:44♪
02:51Rupert, where's Guilford?
02:53He's safe. He's in the South, my doll.
03:00There were papers here. Letters. In code.
03:03I need them. Where are they?
03:04Princess Mary came.
03:06She took everything.
03:15Your Majesty?
03:18We must speak about your husband.
03:24Meanwhile, in an Aethean camp not that far away...
03:27The Scots say they want an answer within the month.
03:30And they sent a haggis.
03:32You know they're serious.
03:34I hate haggis.
03:35I love haggis.
03:36I think we should accept the terms.
03:38No, you don't like it.
03:40I didn't say that.
03:42But some people are saying that if we make an alliance with Scotland,
03:45we're just trading one verity ruler for another.
03:47Some people? You mean you and the other young fliers?
03:50The Scottish Queen promises us full rights if we fight by their side.
03:53All we have to do is up and take the English throne.
03:56Simple, innit?
03:59We'll get our lives back.
04:00And frankly, we don't have any other options.
04:06King!
04:07For England and Queen Jane!
04:09Scots!
04:11For Queen Jane!
04:12Queen Jane!
04:13We're going to score!
04:15Down on the floor!
04:16Down on the floor!
04:18Down on the floor!
04:20Queen!
04:43This is a disaster.
04:46I'm freaking out. This is my freaking out face.
04:48It should be simple.
04:49Mary killed Edward and tried to kill me.
04:51Yes, we have no proof.
04:53My throat.
04:54Well, a fading bruise.
04:57Seymour claims she spent the night with him.
04:59If somebody had witnessed her commit this alleged attack,
05:02that would be something, but as it is...
05:03No! Call the council.
05:05Who are they, not your friends?
05:06Well, they need to know the truth.
05:08Whose truth?
05:09Mary will paint you a deranged liar
05:12and use it as a pretext to depose you.
05:15Do not underestimate her.
05:18She must have a weakness.
05:21Only one.
05:25She's a woman.
05:27I'm a woman.
05:29Yes, but you have Guildford.
05:32Men make people feel safe. It's clear.
05:34You must name Guildford your king.
05:37A-S-A-F-P.
05:38And I have come up with the requisite paperwork.
05:40My king?
05:42I don't need a king. Edward chose me.
05:45No, he chose your son.
05:46He only named you because you're marrying Guildford and...
05:49That's not true.
05:51Oh, it is. I was there.
05:52Now, don't take it personally.
05:54I mean, it's not called a queendom, is it?
05:57And a king solidifies your claim to the throne.
06:00And it makes great sense to crown you both together.
06:02Everybody loves a twofer.
06:04We can announce it at the banquet.
06:06Banquet?
06:07No. No banquet.
06:09Yes, banquet.
06:10I need to make a plan.
06:12Look, the nobility are already en route.
06:15If you want to beat Mary, get the nobility on side.
06:19Show them a good time and play by the fucking rules.
06:28Your Majesty, your mother requests your presence urgently.
06:32Tell her that I'm busy.
06:33Splendid.
06:34Oh, also, there's an odd Irish girl at the kitchen door.
06:38Begged me to give you this.
06:41Damn these weak thumbs!
06:44That's Castilian inbreeding for you.
06:46Jane's neck is as strong as oak.
06:49You thought she was dead, my love.
06:52You tried your best.
06:54What if she tells someone?
06:55She has no evidence.
06:59Squidgy, I'm worried about Bess.
07:01She's been hiding in her room all day.
07:03Perhaps she's on the blog.
07:04No, she's plotting something.
07:06You watch Bess and I'll get her real out of here.
07:09You watch Bess and I'll get her real, and I...
07:11What am I carrying? I've got an army to raise.
07:15Into every generation, a politician is born
07:18who fancies himself as a bit of a kingmaker.
07:21Or in this case, a queenmaker.
07:25Give me that and fuck off.
07:26Yes, Your Majesty.
07:29Meet Lord...
07:30Norfolk.
07:32I must take the throne at once.
07:33Jane Grey's coming for our entire verity way of life.
07:36Oh, I don't know.
07:39I don't want civil war.
07:41Right. Well, if you're not going to help them, why are you even here?
07:45Perhaps it's simple nostalgia.
07:48Your father and I used to play games of Mount the Blounts
07:52around this very garden.
07:56I'm not stupid.
07:58I want Jane Grey's head on a pike, and I need your army.
08:03So, come on.
08:06What do you really want?
08:09When you're queen,
08:11to be your Lord Chancellor.
08:14That position is taken.
08:18Yes.
08:20By Lord Seymour.
08:22Despicable man.
08:24His mother once told me that he always asked to be spanked.
08:29Despicable.
08:33Sack Seymour.
08:35Replace him with me.
08:37And I'll send 5,000 men to fight for you.
08:43As for poor dear Jane...
08:56That needs to be washed. All of it. Okay, yes.
09:00To the left. Left. My left. My left.
09:03The other left.
09:04Morons.
09:06Ah.
09:07Why are you alone? Where's Jane?
09:09Her Majesty sends regrets.
09:11She's refusing me? How dare she?
09:13Chouse, cat!
09:15Jolly good throw, Lady Margaret.
09:17Ah, ah, ah. Margaret, stop horsing around.
09:19Horse. What was that?
09:21Idioms of a simpleton.
09:23Mother, why don't we put the wine in that corner
09:25so all the guests can have a quiet place to talk?
09:27This is the first time the nobility will be meeting Jane as their queen,
09:30and you always say the strongest alliances
09:32are made over big drink and small talk.
09:34Well, at least one of my progeny has been paying attention.
09:37Always.
09:38Margaret, that's enough.
09:41I received a letter this morning from the Countess of Swinford,
09:45who said that she's willing to take you in, you lucky, lucky thing.
09:49What?
09:50She has been instructing girls for generations
09:53who go on to become obedient wives of minor European royalty.
09:58You're sending me away?
09:59Swinford didn't a girl die in her care last year?
10:01No, she was always sickly.
10:03You're not the boss of me.
10:04I think you'll find I am.
10:06Now, where is your blasted sister?
10:10Susanna, I am so glad to see you.
10:12Oh, my God. What's happened to you?
10:14Did you order your guards to attack us?
10:16What?
10:17Hingsland guards stormed our camp this morning in the name of Queen Jane.
10:20I would never order them to do that.
10:23No, please.
10:25Believe me.
10:27God, you're still bleeding.
10:28The Lord's fine. Come on, let me look.
10:31I made a great salve for bruising.
10:34It's Annika.
10:36Sit down. Let me look after you.
10:42God, your hands are fricking freezing.
10:44Don't be such a baby.
10:47So, Queen Jane.
10:50I couldn't believe it.
10:51Neither could I.
10:54I'm sorry about Edward.
10:56Me too.
11:01Was there seriously nobody else he could think to name heir to the throne?
11:06It's very funny.
11:08Well, I...
11:09I don't envy you.
11:11It's a shit show out there.
11:13And it's only getting worse.
11:18This won't happen again.
11:20Where are you going?
11:22To do my fucking job.
11:30My Lords.
11:32My Lords!
11:35I am disbanding the Kings and Guards. Effective immediately.
11:38No, Your Majesty... Silence!
11:40They are finished.
11:42And anyone caught flouting my orders will be hanged.
11:47Good day.
11:56Your Majesty, if I may say, that was rather rash.
11:58Quite. The kingdom needs order.
12:00No, the kingdom needs change.
12:01And what will you tell the people when we are overrun with satanic beasts?
12:05I will tell them they have nothing to fear.
12:06The gopeskin gloves are pittsdick.
12:09Jane, however, has much to fear, especially from Mary.
12:16Fortunately, Jane's good at standing up to bullies.
12:19She has, after all, had so much training with her mother.
12:23Your Majesty, enjoyed any diverting perambulations recently?
12:29Actually, I just perambulated all the way to my counsellors.
12:34You had a council meeting?
12:35A surprise meeting, Princess.
12:38To disband the Kings and Guards.
12:41Pardon? Don't say pardon. Say what?
12:44The Kings and Guard are the only thing standing between us and the Aethian plague.
12:47Not anymore.
12:49This is insanity.
12:51Aethians are vile.
12:53Disgusting aberrations of nature.
12:55A spoon of Satan must be destroyed.
12:58Swept from our lands in a cleansing fire.
13:01Who are you? You have a tender heart and a progressive mind.
13:05What on earth will your generation do next?
13:07I, for one, am intrigued to find out.
13:09Ta-ta.
13:11Dear gods, she really despises Aethians.
13:17Well, of course she does, silly goose.
13:20Go on.
13:21Go on.
13:23Old King Henry kicked Mary's mother, Catherine, out on her bony Spanish arse for Amberlynn,
13:29who turned out to be an animal both in and out of the sack.
13:34Because she was a beast.
13:36I get it, Dudley.
13:38To Mary, beasts are not just evil.
13:41They are the root of all her unhappiness.
13:46Hatred.
13:47Hatred.
13:51Her weakness is hatred.
13:54Dudley, I think I know what to do.
14:05This invitation is just the beginning, Susanna, I promise you.
14:08Let's hope Archer agrees. He could be tough.
14:12The Latin you taught me was pretty shite, but...
14:14Does this say how to cure the beast?
14:18It's research.
14:20Research?
14:22Well, I know some Aethians struggle with their condition.
14:27So much so that they'll do anything to get rid of it.
14:31So what have you found?
14:34Nothing.
14:36Because it doesn't exist.
14:38How do you know that?
14:40Do you remember the cook's son?
14:42The little boy that ran away?
14:44He heard about a cure.
14:46An establishment in London where you pay someone to hurt you when you're in Aethian form.
14:50And the pain teaches your brain or your soul or whatever to never change again.
14:55It never worked.
14:57Eventually they beat him to death.
15:03I know you want to help.
15:05And I'm grateful.
15:07And if this plan of yours works, it will change everything for us.
15:10But everyone should know, there is no cure.
15:12And you must never question our right to exist ever again.
15:17Yes.
15:22Of course.
15:24You're right, I'm sorry.
15:26Please, get this to Archer.
15:31Your Majesty?
15:33Oh God, it's my mother. Go to the window.
15:38Mother.
15:40What a pleasant surprise.
15:42Jane.
15:44Jane, I've been trying to speak to you all day.
15:46I don't have time for this.
15:48Oh yes, you do.
15:53Guilford Dudley is a horse.
15:55Oh shit.
15:58I've seen it with my own eyes.
16:00I'll arrange a divorce.
16:02A week ago, that was all that Jane wanted. But now...
16:05No, you shall not.
16:08Jane.
16:10You cannot stay married to an Aethian.
16:14If I had known, I never would have...
16:17Forced me to marry him.
16:19At least I became Queen.
16:21Which was obviously your plan with Dudley all along.
16:24I regret nothing.
16:26You are on the throne and I am in the palace.
16:28But we will never be safe with that so-called man by your side.
16:33You end this marriage or I will make you end it.
16:37I am the Queen.
16:39You have no power to make me do anything.
16:45Oh gods.
16:47Do you love him?
16:49You do.
16:53Jane.
16:56The two most irritating things in the world.
16:59The sound of someone eating an apple.
17:01And when your mother might be right.
17:06Guilford.
17:08Guilford.
17:10Rupert told me everything. Are you hurt?
17:12Did you talk to the council?
17:14Shut up and kiss me.
17:20There is something else. What is it? Tell me.
17:22Later, but...
17:26What if...
17:28I didn't want a divorce?
17:34What if you didn't?
17:38No.
17:57Fucking hell.
18:05Do you think I like it?
18:07Of course I have.
18:11I tried finding out what it would be like.
18:13I looked in books but there's none.
18:16Are you intending to talk all the way through this?
18:18No. Maybe.
18:22Do you intend to keep your boots on?
18:27No.
18:38Oh my god.
19:04Wait.
19:05I don't know what to do.
19:08I really hate not knowing things.
19:14I can show you.
19:17If you want me to.
19:24I want you to.
19:35I want you to.
19:58That was surprisingly vigorous.
20:00Thank you. I think.
20:06Mary could have killed you.
20:11I've got a plan for her.
20:15I wrote to Archer.
20:17I invited the Aetheans to the banquet.
20:22You invited Aetheans to your coronation banquet?
20:27You're insane.
20:29I'm not insane.
20:31You're insane.
20:33You're insane.
20:35The nobility will be incandescent.
20:37Mary most of all.
20:39I'm fairly certain that she will attack me again.
20:42In this time there'll be witnesses.
20:44Treason.
20:48It's risky.
20:50But genius.
20:53I take it you haven't told my father about this.
20:57Not in detail.
20:58Not in detail.
21:07Guilford.
21:11Did you know your father asked me to name you king?
21:18It's all he's ever wanted.
21:22Is that why you married me?
21:26No.
21:29All I want is my cure.
21:34I just want my life to be mine again.
21:44Jane knows there is no cure for Aetheanism.
21:48But should she tell Guilford now?
21:51And perhaps sour this blissful detumescence?
21:54Or should she wait?
21:59Definitely wait.
22:16Granny, I'm just having a snooze.
22:18Get up.
22:25Who are you?
22:27No one of consequence-ish.
22:29You're in danger.
22:31Danger?
22:33This convent happens to belong to my grandmother.
22:35I'm safe as kittens.
22:37Then why'd she lock you in?
22:39She did not.
22:41She locked me in!
22:43Ready to listen, your majesty?
22:45How do you know who I am?
22:47Look, in 30 seconds the nuns are going to come check on you.
22:49Fake a fit, grab the keys off the big one, leave the rest to me.
22:52Why should I fear a bunch of nuns?
22:54What are you going to do?
22:56Pray me to death?
22:58In a way.
23:00Why should I trust you?
23:02You could be an assassin ordered by my sister to slay me.
23:04If I wanted to slay you, sweet cheeks, you'd be slain.
23:09Last chance.
23:15Nope.
23:17I'm staying.
23:19I have very good instincts about this sort of thing.
23:21Suit yourself.
23:22Thanks, by the way.
23:39Princess Bess, pack faster.
23:41We must get you safe to Granny by nightfall.
23:43I still find it so odd that Granny is a nun.
23:46So what did she want with Edward?
23:48That's enough questions. Let's just finish backing.
23:50Let's go.
23:52I still think I should warn Jane.
23:54It's the right thing to do.
23:56Leave her note.
24:23It's a strange and wonderful thing
24:25when at last you see someone as they truly are.
24:28Their flaws and virtues, gifts and curses,
24:31and realise perhaps that's what makes them perfect.
24:35If only they could see it too.
24:53Hello, Princess.
24:55A note.
24:58Warning, Jane.
25:00You are a naughty girl.
25:03I know another princess
25:05who might consider that an act of treason.
25:07Mary is not Queen.
25:09But she will be.
25:11And until that happy day arrives,
25:13I don't want you ruining her chances.
25:16Go on.
25:18Take us to Catelyn.
25:19Drive.
25:24Edward.
25:26You've hardly touched your spotted dick.
25:29I'm just not a big breakfast person.
25:33Thanks so much for all the TLC, you know,
25:37but I'd say that I can go soon.
25:40Not yet.
25:42Tell me.
25:44When your sister was coming to see you,
25:46tell me,
25:48when your sister was coming to the turret to kill you,
25:51did you feel scared?
25:54Yes.
25:56Obviously.
25:58This will be a challenge.
26:00What are you talking about?
26:04Good God, you're a turtle!
26:07I'm a tortoise.
26:09You're an Aethian.
26:11And so are you.
26:13Impossible. I...
26:14I would have changed her pubes.
26:16Royal men are notoriously stunted
26:19by your father didn't acquire any powers on his mum's pubes
26:23till he was in his mid-twenties.
26:25Edward,
26:27you are an Aethian.
26:29And you will be the first Aethian king.
26:35But how will you elicit the change
26:38in another magic potion?
26:41That was medicine.
26:42There's no such thing as magic.
26:45So,
26:47time to winkle out the beast within
26:50and save the kingdom.
26:52Hmm?
26:55Don't you dare!
26:57Ah, the small grey.
26:59What an interestingly violent child.
27:02You should try a real sword.
27:07There you go, Poppet. You try.
27:10Wow.
27:12Two-handed grip.
27:14Quintessential,
27:16elegant,
27:18that the two-handed grip yields
27:20more power
27:22in combat.
27:24Got it!
27:28Very good.
27:30Your mother would be proud.
27:33My mummy can fight me!
27:35Charming.
27:37I feel quite the same about my old battle axe.
27:39Do you know the best thing about mummies?
27:42Is that eventually,
27:44they all die.
27:50Fuck.
28:02You see, Stan, when you're crowning a king,
28:05you want something that says,
28:06I'm not here for the power, but it helps.
28:09Dad?
28:11I have to tell you something.
28:13Dad!
28:15Darling.
28:17Lady Frances, what a pleasure.
28:19Do you like my designs for the crown of King Guilford?
28:23I need a word with you. Get out.
28:25No.
28:27I want to stay.
28:29Yeah, let him stay. It's important he learns the ways of the court.
28:31And what better tutors than us two, eh?
28:33Stanley, sit.
28:34Now, I've wine, or pigeon pie, if you fancy a nibble.
28:39No, I do not fancy a nibble.
28:41You told me that Jane would be queen,
28:44and that Guilford would not be a problem.
28:47Well, is there a problem?
28:49He's a horse.
28:51Guilford a horse?
28:53Racist!
28:55I mean, what on earth would prompt you to say something like that?
28:59Stan told me.
29:01She forced me.
29:02Do you honestly think I wouldn't have found out?
29:05I thought you'd find out,
29:07but I thought there'd be nothing you could do about it,
29:09so I thought it didn't matter.
29:11We'll see about that.
29:14What a day!
29:16I made best chums with the youngest grey of all people,
29:19and guess who I just locked up at Kenning Hall?
29:23Norfolk.
29:25Seymour.
29:27I was just leaving.
29:32See you at the banquet.
29:35My men will be at the gates by midnight.
29:45Him.
29:47All friendships come with a price.
29:49When I'm queen, Norfolk will be my Lord Chancellor.
29:51That's my job.
29:53Keep up.
29:55Are you firing me?
29:57You wouldn't believe what I've done for you today.
30:00We can still shag, darling.
30:02Do not pout, Seymour.
30:04You know it makes me terribly vexed.
30:06Now get your balls out of those britches and assume the position.
30:09No, I won't.
30:11Not until you respect me professionally,
30:14and then smacky smacky bottom.
30:20Then we're through.
30:26I hope you enjoy yourself at that rancid party tonight alone.
30:33Come on.
30:41Everyone knows the tummy butterflies that accompany the first banquet held in one's honour.
30:47Except you, of course.
30:49You utter peasant.
31:03Hi.
31:05Hi.
31:15You look beautiful.
31:17Pick one?
31:19No.
31:32Oh, thank the gods I didn't cut off an ear.
31:37They're lovely.
31:39They belong to my mother.
31:41No, Guildford, no, that's too much.
31:56Before I met you, I was in despair.
31:58I drank.
32:00I gambled.
32:02I fucked.
32:05Everything up.
32:10But now for the first time in my life, I have hope.
32:16You've given me hope, Jane.
32:20Jane.
32:22Guildford, I need to tell you something.
32:26There you are.
32:28The lovebirds.
32:30Come, your kingdom awaits.
32:39Ready?
32:59Cheers.
33:07Thank you for coming.
33:09A chance meeting.
33:11Lovely to meet you.
33:12I love you guys.
33:16Mum, if you punch another girl, I'll send you to bed.
33:19Lovely to see you again.
33:20So lovely to see you.
33:22Try the dolphins, some Caesar. Medium rare.
33:26I'm so proud of you.
33:27That looks so nice.
33:43Well, you love it?
33:44I love it.
33:45Come on, drinky-poo.
33:46Then I will introduce you to all the right people.
33:50Your Majesty, please allow me to present the Duke of Norfolk.
33:54Your Majesty.
33:56Ah, the Consort.
33:58Not for long.
34:00And Lord Scrope.
34:02He owns most of the West Country.
34:04And the Midlands.
34:06Everyone always forgets the Midlands.
34:09We were just discussing the riots that have been happening in Cheapside.
34:13Oh, they're always rioting in Cheapside.
34:15Perhaps we should teach them to read instead.
34:17Well played. Well played.
34:19They said you were funny, and you are.
34:22Jane.
34:24They're rioting because of you.
34:26Princess Mary.
34:28Enchanted you could join us.
34:30What next, Your Majesty?
34:32Must we spoon-feed the beasts our breakfast?
34:35Norfolk, come.
34:36I want a drink.
34:42Your Majesty.
34:44They have arrived.
34:47What's up, pussycat?
34:53There you are.
34:54Hello, Mother.
34:57Where did you get all that gut?
34:59I just don't think I look pretty.
35:01You're a widow.
35:02Not a bankside doxy. Take it off.
35:09Pogs on her.
35:11Yeah, pogs on her.
35:15People.
35:16People.
35:17Eyes to me, eyes to me.
35:20Pray silent.
35:22Silence for an announcement from your queen.
35:27As Jane looks out over the most important people in the kingdom,
35:30and the man she might just love,
35:32she knows why her destiny placed her right here, right now.
35:37My loving people.
35:38To change the world.
35:40Tonight I invite each of you to reject the division and hatred of generations past.
35:46We must again live side by side.
35:49Peacefully.
35:50In unity.
35:53Aetheans and Verities.
35:59We must end division laws.
36:03As a message of unity,
36:05I have invited some Aethean friends to join us.
36:19Aetheans and Verities
36:44It's great to be here.
36:49Princess Mary.
37:02I thought you might lead us in a toast.
37:09A toast.
37:13You wish us to share our wine.
37:16Food.
37:18Air.
37:20With these abominations.
37:23How dare you pollute my father's palace.
37:28You are not welcome here.
37:29They are welcome here.
37:31I invited them.
37:35And I am your queen.
37:39A queen.
37:43You were a mistake.
37:44A mistake.
37:47A pernicious error.
37:48Holding power by virtue of disastrous misstep.
37:51Not divine right.
37:53The blood of the gods runs through my heart.
37:56Let's see what runs through yours.
37:58When I...
38:00When you what?
38:07Tell your queen what you'll do.
38:14When...
38:20There is no horror to the English quite as acutely mortifying
38:23as making a nasty scene in public.
38:26It's the kind of thing you see abroad.
38:29And such a display from their own royal princess.
38:33It's social arson.
38:35Not to mention political suicide.
38:45Archer.
38:47Thank you.
38:48For accepting my invitation.
38:51Ending division law.
38:53Was that a real proposal?
38:55Or were we invited here to be the meat in your trap?
38:58Look, the truth is I grew up oblivious to the inequity in this kingdom.
39:02I'm not proud to say that.
39:05But I didn't see it, so I didn't have to say it.
39:07I'm not proud to say it.
39:09I'm not proud to say it.
39:11I'm not proud to say it.
39:13I didn't see it, so I didn't have to think about it.
39:16But it is the only thing that matters.
39:19If we do this,
39:20it will take serious reconciliation between our people.
39:23Time.
39:24Negotiation.
39:25You know, all your nobility on the side.
39:27Archer, the highest ranking Varity nobility are here for the week.
39:32Stay.
39:33Help me convince them to support us.
39:35I'm not a diplomat.
39:37Well, victory is not solely won on the battlefield.
39:41Hearts and minds.
39:43You're something like that.
39:52Excuse me.
39:53No, no, no. Hang on.
39:57Listen.
39:58Have you got any pineapple?
40:00No. Pomegranate.
40:02Do you have pomegranates, please?
40:04I'm party. I've got no pineapple.
40:06Don't permit your pineapple.
40:07Go on.
40:09I say, could you settle a point of discussion between my wife and I?
40:14Have you ever heard of a cure?
40:18Hangover cure?
40:19Sex?
40:20Eel pie?
40:22No, I mean a cure for...
40:26Atheism.
40:27You think we need a cure?
40:30Like we're sick.
40:32Cursed.
40:33Diseased.
40:35I'm just pissing in your boots, mate.
40:37Don't need one.
40:38Why would I want a cure?
40:39I'm an owl.
40:40I can see in the dark.
40:41What the fuck can you do?
40:43Right.
40:44Of course.
40:47Hi.
40:51Wanker.
40:52I liked him.
40:53Yeah.
40:54I like his hair.
40:56Hello.
40:57It's nice to meet you.
40:58Nice to meet you, too.
40:59Nice to meet you.
41:00Nice to meet you.
41:01Nice to meet you.
41:02Nice to meet you.
41:04Good to see you.
41:08Absolutely.
41:09You as well.
41:10We need to talk.
41:14Jane, what's wrong?
41:15What's the matter?
41:22I tried to tell you last night and I didn't and...
41:25Yes?
41:29There is no cure.
41:34What did you just say?
41:35The Aethian cure.
41:38Doesn't exist.
41:39You don't know that.
41:40I do.
41:41You're wrong.
41:42Look, apply logic.
41:44Caterpillars become butterflies.
41:47Tadpoles, frogs.
41:48Metamorphic change is a part of nature.
41:51Jane, please don't...
41:52Guilford, you don't need a cure.
41:54You cannot change what you are and you shouldn't have to.
41:57Not for your father.
41:59Not for me.
42:00Not for anyone.
42:01Jane, please, shut up.
42:02It is this kingdom that needs to change, not you.
42:05I disbanded the guards.
42:06I could end division laws.
42:07I could heal England.
42:09Fuck England, heal me!
42:17I trusted you.
42:23Guilford, wait.
42:25Guilford, please.
42:26Wait.
42:29Guilford.
42:33Guilford.
42:41And that's how I actually survived Dropsy.
42:44And...
42:45What's that man's name?
42:46Who?
42:47William.
42:49He works for Norfolk.
42:50Nice chap, actually.
42:52Oh, please.
42:53Please introduce us.
42:56Nah.
42:58Love is dead.
43:03William.
43:13I like your gown.
43:15My sister dressed me.
43:24Excuse me.
43:25My sister dressed me.
43:26Yeah, that was bad.
43:28You.
43:29Frances!
43:30Not you, you. It's bedtime.
43:33Banquet's over.
43:37God, she's magnificent.
43:54Why are you following me?
43:55Easy, mate.
43:56Look,
43:57if I offended you earlier,
43:59I apologize.
44:00You didn't offend me.
44:02I just came to tell you
44:04that I was lying.
44:06There is an Ethiopian cure.
44:10And I know where to get it.
44:17Guilford?
44:19The post-party blues are agony.
44:22One minute, you're celebrated by hundreds.
44:24The next, you're fighting with your husband,
44:27belching dolphin,
44:28with no new plan to outwit your psychotic cousin in sight.
44:33You may leave.
44:44Your Majesty?
44:45Don't freak out.
44:46Who are you?
44:47Petunia.
44:48Edward's dog.
44:51Of course you are.
44:52I know that you need evidence to accuse Mary and Seymour.
44:55I believe I can help.
44:58Get the Ethiopians!
45:01Zai! Zai! Ha!
45:02Take that!
45:04Hello, Poppet.
45:06Having fun?
45:07No.
45:08My mummy sent me to lift some nasty old bin.
45:10Says I need discipline.
45:13I'm sure Queen Jane can sort that out.
45:15She's too busy.
45:16Won't even see me this morning.
45:18Busy?
45:20Well,
45:21I've got to go.
45:22Bye.
45:23Bye.
45:24Bye.
45:25Bye.
45:26Busy?
45:28Busy doing what?
45:29Mummy also says not to talk about Jane to anyone outside the family.
45:34Your mummy
45:36is a nasty old wench, remember?
45:38Who's trying to send you away.
45:40Perhaps I can stop her.
45:42Why don't you have a seat
45:44and tell me everything that they're up to?
45:49Well,
45:50Jane's talking to some witchy herbalist from the river market.
45:53Something about poison.
45:56Ever sourced poison from a river market flower girl
45:59in order to murder the king and replace him with your deranged paramour?
46:03Well,
46:04if you find yourself in such a predicament,
46:06dispose of all the evidence,
46:09including the flower girl.
46:12It's called being detail-oriented.
46:21A witness has come forward to confirm beyond all doubt
46:24the identity of King Edward's killers,
46:28Lord Seymour and Princess Mary.
46:32Arrest them.
46:54No!
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