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00:00Oh
00:31That's all you've got?
00:33You're kidding me.
00:34Revival?
00:36It's not over yet.
00:43Give it back!
00:45The End
00:48Wow
00:53You'll get a lot of chances today.
00:55This is the first time in a while
00:57I'll give you a chance to win a card
00:59I'll give you a chance to win a card
01:01Oh, sorry
01:05Oh, sorry
01:06Huh?
01:07I'll refund you
01:091,000 yen
01:11Oh
01:12And listen, brother
01:13Do you think it's a good idea to start a YouTube channel?
01:17Well...
01:19That's good.
01:43I don't know.
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02:52Good morning!
02:54We are Rib.
02:56Ichika.
02:57I'm Fudesu.
02:59And today's topic is...
03:03If we play somen in a 3-man battle,
03:05we can get along better!
03:08All right, let's do this!
03:13Come at me!
03:14I'll give you a good beating!
03:16Okay!
03:17That's my head!
03:18I'm sorry.
03:19Is it here?
03:20That's my chin!
03:21No, my chest!
03:22Up, up, up!
03:23Rimu-sama!
03:24Please have some grated ginger!
03:25Wait!
03:27I'm in a hurry.
03:32But I can do it!
03:33Rimu-sama!
03:34Please have some grated ginger!
03:36I'm in a hurry!
03:37I'm sorry!
03:38I'm in a hurry!
03:39I'm sorry!
03:40I'm in a hurry!
03:41Okay, that's enough.
03:42Oh, no!
03:43Now we're going to get a great scene!
03:45Be quiet.
03:46Masaki's thinking of a plan right now.
03:49What did you say?
03:50Nothing.
03:51You know, Ichiko was watching the video you uploaded the other day.
03:55It's really funny, Masaki!
03:57Of course it's a plan I came up with.
03:59I filmed it and edited it.
04:01Of course it's funny!
04:03Seriously, how can your videos never grow?
04:08Ichiko, I'm hungry!
04:10I'm hungry!
04:12Here you go, Rimu-sama!
04:15Are you mad?
04:16No.
04:17Of course I'm mad.
04:18You're in a hurry!
04:20It's been three weeks since I started this channel!
04:22Look at this!
04:24Um...
04:25What do you mean?
04:26How many videos do you think I've uploaded?
04:28I don't even have a million subscribers.
04:30I don't even have 10,000 views.
04:33Well, you just started.
04:35That's what I'm saying.
04:37Anyway, I have to come up with a plan.
04:39If I don't, I won't be able to do anything.
04:40I have to concentrate.
04:49Why are there so many videos like this?
04:52There used to be more.
04:59It smells good.
05:04Everyone, please take a seat.
05:07Yay! It's dinner time!
05:09Masaki, you should take a break, too.
05:12Everyone, let's say...
05:14Itadakimasu!
05:16Itadakimasu!
05:25She's eating so much.
05:27I think I can come up with a plan for Rive to eat something.
05:32By the way, I've been thinking.
05:35Vampires have to eat, too.
05:37What?
05:38You don't have to eat at all.
05:40Then why do you eat every day?
05:42Because it's important for everyone to eat together.
05:45Well, I guess so.
05:46By the way, Masaki, have you come up with a plan yet?
05:49Not yet, but...
05:51What is it?
05:53I've come up with an absolutely interesting plan.
05:56Can you tell me what it is?
05:57Sure.
05:58It's called...
05:59Ichigo's Plushies!
06:03Nope.
06:04Then, Ichigo's Banana Plushies!
06:07Nope.
06:08Then...
06:09Nope.
06:10Why?
06:12How much do you think a plushie costs?
06:16I've been thinking about it while calculating.
06:19It's low budget.
06:20I've heard of it somewhere.
06:22But you can add originality to it.
06:24That's how you can make a plan.
06:26You don't have to make anything.
06:28Just eat a banana!
06:32I don't want to eat it!
06:34Okay, okay.
06:39You don't understand.
06:41Original means...
06:43Squeeze it.
06:44Squeeze it.
06:46Squeeze it, squeeze it.
06:48Squeeze it and the last one is...
06:50That's why it's dangerous!
06:52Take that!
06:53My name is Tokage.
06:55I'm a vampire who travels the world with money.
06:59There you are again, vampire!
07:00Tokage.
07:01I won't let you eat for free without paying rent.
07:05Here you go.
07:06Life is troublesome.
07:09It's like gambling.
07:11The hotter you get, the more you get into the swamp.
07:14The colder you get, the more you want heat.
07:17This is...
07:18You can make a big meal for free, but you can't make a beef bowl for free.
07:22It's just a stick.
07:24I don't understand what you're talking about.
07:26If you don't have money, just be honest.
07:29You just like to make money, don't you?
07:32It's been 10 years since I've seen you.
07:35I've been alive for 200 years.
07:38Don't treat me like a senior.
07:40You're a lot older than me.
07:41Hey, Masaki!
07:43What?
07:44Your channel is full of salty plans for the second war.
07:49It's so funny.
07:50What?
07:53I'm going to use all the tools in the world to help you.
07:57What?
07:58If you're going to hide your abilities and do YouTube,
08:02you're going to have to do this.
08:04What are you doing?
08:05What's wrong with you?
08:07You don't have to change your name.
08:10Don't judge me by the title.
08:12This is a rice ball.
08:15What?
08:16What's important is what's inside.
08:18The ingredients are important.
08:20You're younger than me by 200 years.
08:24Don't talk to me like I don't know you.
08:26You've been alive for 200 years, and this is what you've come up with?
08:30Then let me hear it.
08:33It's an interesting idea.
08:36That's what I want.
08:39I said that, but I can't think of anything.
08:42Masaki, don't be in a hurry.
08:44I know.
08:46I'm exhausted. I'm out of talent.
08:50All right.
08:51Leave it to me.
08:53Let's go find a plan.
08:55Plan.
08:56Plan.
08:57Plan.
08:58Plan.
08:59Plan.
09:00Plan.
09:01Plan.
09:02Plan.
09:03What is this place?
09:09I made a mistake. Let's go to the next one.
09:12Why?
09:13You don't have to worry about me.
09:16Is this a plan?
09:19Masaki, what are you doing?
09:20It's a plan. It's definitely a plan.
09:23Plan.
09:25What?
09:29What are you doing?
09:30It's my line.
09:33Show me what's inside.
09:35I can't. It's against my privacy.
09:37What's wrong with you?
09:39I don't know.
09:42Leave me alone.
09:43No.
09:44I've been looking at this room.
09:47What are you talking about?
09:48I don't want to see it anymore.
09:52Leave me alone.
09:57You want to suck my blood, don't you?
10:02Please.
10:08What is this?
10:19This is...
10:20Don't look at me.
10:21It's embarrassing.
10:23This is...
10:25When did you make this room?
10:27When this house was built.
10:30I think I can do it.
10:32Rib, help me.
10:35Okay.
10:37I'll help you.
10:42What's the name of this plan?
10:44It's a life-threatening garbage collection.
10:46How much does a lady's room cost?
10:48Sir, is that necessary?
10:52Rib.
10:53I heard that there are many people who are good at cleaning.
10:55It's fun just to clean up the accumulated garbage.
10:59Maybe you can find a treasure among the garbage that the lizard has collected.
11:04In other words, if you earn a lot of money, your room will be clean.
11:09It's a win-win-win.
11:11This is the plan.
11:13Wait a minute.
11:15Is it my garbage?
11:17Yes.
11:18Maybe.
11:19Absolutely.
11:21All right.
11:22Let's get started.
11:28Hey, everyone.
11:30You have to separate the garbage.
11:32What is it, Ichiko?
11:34I'm telling you to separate the garbage.
11:36Listen to me.
11:37A fine separation creates a green earth.
11:40There's a plastic bottle in the burning garbage that Ichiko collected.
11:44What?
11:46What are you talking about?
11:48Plastic bottles are raw garbage.
11:50I saw it on TV.
11:52What?
11:53If you burn a plastic bottle, it will turn green.
11:56In other words, this is a greenhouse effect.
11:59Plastic bottles are natural garbage.
12:03I didn't find it.
12:05I can't read kanji.
12:07Hey, when did you get this?
12:09What was it?
12:11It was about 80 years ago.
12:13That's great.
12:14You can sell it at a high price.
12:15Really?
12:16This is...
12:19The bell...
12:20Lizard, how about this?
12:23I've seen it a few times.
12:25No.
12:29This is...
12:30I don't like this either.
12:32What kind of treasure is this?
12:34I've been working for five hours and I'm still in this state.
12:38Damn it.
12:39There's nothing good in the trash.
12:41If I can't put it in the toilet, I'll throw it away.
12:44All right, all right.
12:45Don't throw it away.
12:47They're all rotten or broken.
12:50You don't understand.
12:51If it's going to be money, I'm going to make it money.
12:54Oh, I'm sorry.
12:55Forget about that.
12:57I'm going to turn this into a super durable cleaning project.
13:00What?
13:02No way.
13:03No way.
13:04No way.
13:05No way.
13:06Don't mess with me!
13:07Help me! I'm filming!
13:09Money! Money!
13:10I want money!
13:11Of course!
13:13Oh, no!
13:14Ichigo!
13:15Open the window!
13:16Ichigo!
13:25Calm down!
13:29Money!
13:32Wow.
13:35I did it!
13:45There's no way a lizard can beat Mr. Rib.
14:03You're making a video, aren't you?
14:05Using your abilities.
14:06Um...
14:08Shigeyuki, this is...
14:10Yuki!
14:11Don't ever call me Shigeyuki again!
14:13Masaki!
14:14Don't ever call Yuki Shigeyuki!
14:16Huh?
14:17Yuki is actually Shigeyuki, but...
14:19Shut up!
14:20Calm down!
14:22I told you.
14:23If you use your abilities to make a video, I'll make you disappear.
14:26No, I used my abilities because I didn't want to.
14:29Cut the crap!
14:31Give me the video data.
14:33No.
14:35Give it to me.
14:37Or do you want me to destroy the camera?
14:44Masaki!
14:45What's going on?
14:47Here's what's going on.
14:50That's it!
14:52There's a camera in that dirty room, right?
14:55Bring it to me.
14:56Yes, ma'am!
15:05Let go of me!
15:07I won't!
15:08If I give you this, everyone's hard work will be in vain!
15:12Masaki...
15:13Money...
15:15You're always talking nonsense.
15:17Come to think of it, I haven't thanked you enough.
15:25I can't get rid of the smell.
15:27I can't get rid of the smell.
15:29Stop it!
15:30I'm not going to shoot anymore!
15:33Let go of me!
15:35Please, Yuki!
15:36Please, please!
15:38Are you guys serious?
15:43I understand.
15:49You can't do anything wrong!
15:51I'll make you pay for this!
15:53Guilty!
15:57Yuki, this is...
15:59If you eat it all, I'll keep it a secret from Mother.
16:03But if you don't eat it all, then...
16:06What if I eat it all?
16:09I'll keep it a secret from Mother.
16:11That's not enough!
16:12What?
16:13That's not enough at all!
16:15All the footage we've shot so far has gone down the drain.
16:19The footage that was supposed to make us rich.
16:21What are you trying to say?
16:23If you eat it all, I'll give you a bonus!
16:25I won't give it to you!
16:28Hey, Yuki.
16:29When we eat,
16:31we don't use our vampire powers, right?
16:34That's right.
16:35Then we can shoot a video, right?
16:38Huh?
16:39Well...
16:44Are you going to shoot it?
16:45Let's eat, everybody.
16:47Don't hesitate.
16:48You'll understand if you eat.
16:52Masaki, we have to do it!
16:54Leave the food to me!
16:56Wait a minute!
16:57It's not fun to just eat raw garlic!
17:00Just shoot it!
17:01If it doesn't work,
17:03I'll do anything!
17:05Just eat it!
17:09Eating is fun.
17:10Eating is fun.
17:11Okay, let's do it!
17:13Hold the camera!
17:18It's midnight!
17:19Good morning!
17:20Midnight Punch.
17:21I'm Liv.
17:23Today's plan is...
17:24Let's eat, everybody!
17:25Don't hesitate.
17:26You'll understand if you eat.
17:28Come on, everyone.
17:29Let's eat the garlic we hate!
17:33Let's do it!
17:41Liv is dead!
17:48Hey!
17:49At least make it look good!
17:51Of course it's impossible.
17:52I'm a vampire.
17:54At least make it look good!
18:08How is it, Liv?
18:10Try eating the garlic.
18:12How is it, Ichiko?
18:15How is it, Lucy?
18:18How is it, Liv?
18:26Good morning, Fu-chan!
18:34Ichiko,
18:35there was a time when you thought hand cream was toothpaste.
18:38But then,
18:39you found out that hand cream came from the egg of a duck.
18:42Ichiko, out!
18:49I'm hungry.
18:51I'm hungry.
18:52I'm hungry.
18:53I like grilled meat.
18:55Shut up!
18:56I'm hungry.
19:00Garlic is delicious.
19:01Garlic is delicious.
19:02Garlic is delicious.
19:03Garlic is delicious.
19:05Here you go.
19:06Open your mouth, cute girl.
19:19That's enough.
19:20I'm going to turn off the camera.
19:21What are you talking about?
19:22If you quit now, you'll be disqualified as a gambler!
19:24It has nothing to do with gambling!
19:26Actually, it's not funny at all!
19:28It's the worst movie ever!
19:31Dead or Alive.
19:32A life-threatening gamble!
19:35Follow me!
19:39That shadow...
19:45Zubat!
19:48There's not a single clove of garlic on this plate!
19:58What a stupid kid.
20:04It's so meaningless.
20:06It's so meaningless.
20:16That's enough.
20:17The screen is all white.
20:19We've been watching it for three days.
20:21It's still funny no matter how many times I watch it.
20:24That's because I came up with the idea,
20:26filmed it, and edited it.
20:29Of course it's funny.
20:31I'm afraid of my own talent.
20:34But...
20:35Huh?
20:36That video just happened to be on the air.
20:38Look at the numbers.
20:39The number of views.
20:43Wow, 12,000.
20:45That's the highest number of views I've ever seen.
20:50They're here.
20:51Hey!
20:52This is the room on the second floor.
20:54Um...
20:55What is this?
20:56Huh?
20:57Didn't I tell you?
20:59I'm going to live here from now on.
21:01Nice to meet you.
21:02What?
21:03But why all of a sudden?
21:05We can't miss this moment.
21:08We're going to film a lot of videos,
21:10and we're going to have a huge channel.
21:14That's the plan.
21:15That's right.
21:16I see.
21:18Let's all help out.
21:20Yes!
21:22It's not a big dream.
21:24Let me join you.
21:26I've been meaning to do that for a long time.
21:28If that's the case,
21:29let's split the profits from the last video.
21:33We'll split the profits equally.
21:35Huh?
21:36We'll split the profits equally.
21:40Um...
21:41We can talk about that later.
21:43But we don't have any money.
21:45We don't have any money yet.
21:47That's not what I'm talking about!
21:49I've never said that!
21:51I've had enough!
21:52Just give me the money!
21:55I'm done filming.
21:57Now...
21:58Huh?
21:59USB...
22:00Here it is.
22:01Connect the camera...
22:03File...
22:05Okay.
22:06Let's get started.
22:09I opened the curtain and saw Asahi.
22:12What?
22:13Are you talking about me?
22:15Asahi!
22:16It's time for someone I don't know to wake up.
22:19I'm just connecting my soul.
22:22When it's quiet around me,
22:24it's noisy in my head.
22:26I might see this.
22:27Their voices are in the way.
22:29It's worthless.
22:30It's annoying.
22:31Get out of here.
22:32I got it.
22:33What are you going to do?
22:34It's none of your business.
22:36Selfishness is a personality.
22:38Do whatever you want.
22:40I'll let you shine even in the middle of the night.
23:11I'm done.
23:12I'll turn it off.
23:16I'm done.
23:19I'm done.
23:21I'll turn it off.
23:26Give me a character!
23:27New members join the Mario Party!
23:29Who are you?
23:30I'm Adair.
23:31Welcome!
23:32I don't think I can do it.
23:34Do your best!
23:35Who's the star of the next episode?
23:38Me?