• 5 months ago
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I caught my husband red-handed with his young mistress, sharing kisses and hugs. He didn't even try to come up with an excuse! Just simply stated that she was young and attractive, while I was not. He then walked away, leaving me behind.

Feeling devastated, I drowned my sorrows in a dozen cocktails at a bar. That's when I noticed a very peculiar infomercial on television. The host was promoting a unique soul-transmigration service. What truly startled me was that the host addressed me by name through the TV screen, adding that I could inhabit anybody I wanted. In my despondent, and somewhat inebriated, state, I impulsively expressed my desire to inhabit the body of my husband's mistress…

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00:00I'm sorry, miss.
00:07Carl, what are you doing here?
00:12Monica.
00:14Hello, Sunshine.
00:17I have a business meeting here and this is my personal assistant.
00:23Do you always kiss your personal assistant on the lips?
00:27He does what?
00:28Man, I'm not talking.
00:29I'm talking to you, Carl. You're an amazing jerk.
00:32Hey, what have you just said?
00:34Stop it!
00:36Why don't you explain to me what's going on?
00:41Okay, Monica. I'll put it straight.
00:45This is Kaylee.
00:47Kylie.
00:48Kylie.
00:51And she's my mistress.
00:53I'm sorry, what did you just say?
00:56I said that she's my mistress.
00:59I loved you in the past.
01:03I like to talk to you, to spend time with you.
01:07But with Kylie, I'm just getting my other needs met, that's it.
01:10You're kidding me, right?
01:11I'm not finished.
01:14She's beautiful.
01:16And I need her beauty and you, son.
01:19And you cannot give this to me anymore.
01:22Because of your age.
01:23Because of my age?
01:25You're serious?
01:26Yes, I am.
01:27We're just hanging out and having fun in bed, that's it.
01:34I need a drink.
01:37Me too.
01:41That night, I'll return to my husband, young and beautiful.
01:46And I'll pay a terrible price for it.
01:49My name is Monica and this is my love story.
01:53Martini, please.
01:58My love.
01:59Double.
02:05Hey, how are you, Monica?
02:07Is it okay?
02:08No, it's not okay, Jim.
02:10She has this.
02:12She has this.
02:13She has youth.
02:15And what do I have?
02:17Old age, apparently.
02:19Sorry, but why would you want him back?
02:22I don't understand.
02:23A cheater will always be a cheater.
02:25You don't know anything, Jim.
02:28No, no, no, sorry.
02:30What the hell are you doing?
02:32This is not the way, Monica.
02:34Let's get out of here and talk.
02:37There is a great Chinese restaurant just around the corner.
02:42Go away.
02:44I just want to be alone right now.
02:46And I just want to drink my martini.
02:55If you need anything, just call.
02:57I'll be near you.
02:59Always.
03:03Two shots, please.
03:05Louise!
03:06What the hell are you doing kissing a waiter?
03:14Are you out of your mind?
03:16Do you know what this could mean for our family?
03:20Turn the trash off.
03:22Come on.
03:23I must go.
03:26Did your husband dump you?
03:28Did he leave you for a younger beauty?
03:31That's right on the money, baby.
03:33And now you're sitting alone in a bar, drowning your sorrows.
03:38But there is a solution.
03:42Just dial 666.
03:46And we will make your dream come true.
03:49And we'll make your dreams come true, Monica.
03:53What?
03:54Did you just say my name?
03:56Did you hear that?
03:57That's me, Monica.
03:59Hi.
04:00That's right, Monica.
04:02I can give you this.
04:04And I can give you this.
04:06And I can give you you.
04:09Just call 666, Monica.
04:14What?
04:16What the hell is that?
04:23No.
04:26No, come on.
04:28666.
04:34Hello, you are on the line.
04:38Hello.
04:41Which body would you like to choose?
04:46Well, I would like to choose the body of my husband's mistress.
04:53Excellent choice.
04:54Listen to the terms and conditions.
04:56Soul transfers are non-refundable.
04:58After the operation, your original body will disappear as if it never existed.
05:03Press 1 to confirm the soul transfer.
05:06Oh, 1.
05:10Yeah, anyway, can I have sex on the beach?
05:21What?
05:22What is this?
05:29Honey, are you wearing this lingerie I gave you tonight?
05:35I would like to see it.
05:37No.
05:43Why not?
05:46Because I'm not wearing lingerie at all.
05:59No.
06:07Have a conscience.
06:10Go to a hotel.
06:19Darling, that was incredible, my love.
06:29Let's be honest.
06:32Better than with your wife?
06:36With my wife?
06:38But you are my fiancée.
06:42The chance of winning the lottery is one in a million.
06:46And I traded my old body for my dream.
06:50That day I hit the real jackpot.
06:59Yeah.
07:15So it wasn't just a dream?
07:29No.
07:40Welcome to our shopping channel.
07:42What the hell?
07:43We're evaluating the quality of our services.
07:46Monica, are you happy with everything?
07:49Of course I am.
07:51It was the best decision of my life.
07:54Now my husband won't even think about cheating on a woman like me.
07:59Are you sure about that, Monica?
08:02Are you kidding? Have you seen my body?
08:05Well, just look behind the door.
08:09Why?
08:11Just look and everything will be clear, Monica.
08:17Just don't tell my fiancée, Monica.
08:21So, where were we?
08:24Oh, my God.
08:26This is so beautiful. I have to admit.
08:36Darling, I will explain everything.
08:39It's clear.
08:41How could you do this?
08:44How could you do this?
08:45I just saw Patricia one day and she is so beautiful.
08:48Why? Is she better than me?
08:51No, I just wanted her. That's it.
08:54You are my mistake.
08:58But a man like me, he needs a street food from time to time.
09:06Listen.
09:08You told yourself that you were turned on by cheating.
09:12So, here we are.
09:18I hate you.
09:25Kylie.
09:29Would you like a cocktail, miss?
09:30The damn tippy remote.
09:32Thanks.
09:34He is not the waiter. That's the max.
09:37Hey.
09:38Let me call my wife.
09:40Hey there, Monica.
09:41Finally.
09:42What was that?
09:44Why is he cheating on me again?
09:46Because a cheater will always be a cheater, darling.
09:49You know that.
09:50Then give me my body back.
09:52I don't want this and that.
09:55I just want my body back.
09:57No, you can't do it.
09:59The old Monica, she doesn't exist anymore.
10:02You and only you remember her.
10:05What?
10:06What am I supposed to do?
10:08Maybe you should think about the person that is always there for you.
10:18Jim.
10:19What?
10:20How do you know my name?
10:23I just guessed it.
10:26Did you know that my favorite cocktail is sex on the beach?
10:32I'm not interested in that kind of stuff.
10:38What's wrong with you, Jim?
10:41I care about more than just sex on the beach.
11:00Thank you for using the Seoul Transfer Service.
11:02As soon as an operator is available, we'll connect you right away.
11:05Are you serious?
11:07Are you all busy?
11:08My body is not working.
11:09I'm going to complain.
11:10Keep it down.
11:11You're not the only one here.
11:14Don't eavesdrop.
11:16Pick up the phone now and make Jim want my body.
11:19Oh, I get it now.
11:22I told you not to eavesdrop.
11:25Stupid men are attracted to a beautiful body.
11:29But smart men are only attracted to the soul.
11:36Jim, wait.
11:50Oh, is that you?
11:51Liu.
11:52Jim.
11:53Listen.
11:54I did something really stupid back at the bar and I'm not really like that.
11:59And this may sound weird coming from a stranger, but I know you're kind.
12:04and compassion and always there for me and I really like you you really like me
12:13well I didn't see that coming Jim
12:20there is a great Chinese restaurant around the corner
12:25or you can go right now
12:29you know I like the Chinese restaurant around the corner
12:37I understood perfectly that Tony and I could be discovered at any moment and that our what kind of
12:55nonsense is this people only fall in love when they cook together do you have
13:01any better ideas yeah my idea is less pasta more relax okay your idea is
13:15better I haven't seen that shopping channel in a while it seems I managed
13:30to deceive the devil himself and got a young body and true love hey Monica
13:37what didn't you know that you should never trust a shopping channel
13:50what
14:00you

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