Hollywood Squares (Tom Bergeron, 2002/2003) - Season 5 Game Show Week December 12th Episode (with Peter Marshall hosting)
Steve/Diana
December 12th, 2002
Panel: Bob Eubanks/Jim Lange/Wink Martindale/Chuck Woolery/Charles Nelson Reilly & Brett Somers/Jimmie Walker/Kathy Griffin/Martin Mull/Tom Bergeron
An episode of the 2002-2004 Syndicated version of Hollywood Squares, guest hosted by Peter Marshall with Tom Bergeron taking Center Square. In the bonus round of this version, contestants had the chance to win different prizes, such as $25,000 cash, luxury trips or a new car.
December 12th, 2002
Panel: Bob Eubanks/Jim Lange/Wink Martindale/Chuck Woolery/Charles Nelson Reilly & Brett Somers/Jimmie Walker/Kathy Griffin/Martin Mull/Tom Bergeron
An episode of the 2002-2004 Syndicated version of Hollywood Squares, guest hosted by Peter Marshall with Tom Bergeron taking Center Square. In the bonus round of this version, contestants had the chance to win different prizes, such as $25,000 cash, luxury trips or a new car.
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00:00When I got the word that Peter Marshall,
00:02the original master of the Hollywood Squares,
00:04was going to be our center square for a week,
00:06I thought, what a wasted opportunity
00:08if we just let him sit cozily in the center square.
00:11So I asked Peter a question, which I'll recreate for you now.
00:15Peter, you ready to retake the podium?
00:18No, I'm not.
00:21Okay, what the hey?
00:23Yeah? All right, stay tuned.
00:26Peter Marshall back as host of Hollywood Squares.
00:35All right, my friend.
00:37Have fun.
00:38Thank you.
00:39Thank you, Tom.
00:43All righty.
00:48From the celebrity capital of the world,
00:51it's Hollywood Squares Game Show Week,
00:54starring Bob Eubanks,
00:57Jeff Lang,
00:59Wink Martindale,
01:02Chuck Willoughby,
01:04Charles Nelson Riley,
01:06and Brett Somers,
01:08Jimmy Walker,
01:11Kathy Griffin,
01:14Martin Mull,
01:17and today's center square, Tom Bergeron.
01:25Hi, I'm Bob Potting,
01:27and here is today's host,
01:29the master of the Hollywood Squares,
01:31Peter Marshall.
01:35Thank you.
01:36Thank you very much.
01:37Thank you.
01:38And welcome to the Hollywood Squares.
01:39Hello, stars.
01:40Hello, Peter.
01:41Good to see each and every one of you.
01:43I don't touch that dial.
01:44This is not the Game Show Network.
01:45No.
01:47It's me after 102 years.
01:49I'd like to meet our current champion.
01:51This is Diana?
01:52That's correct.
01:53What's your last name?
01:54Dale.
01:55I saw you.
01:56I was in the center square.
01:57I watched you in the car yesterday.
01:58Yes, I did.
01:59We'll find out a little more about Diana a little later on.
02:01We're meeting a new challenger here.
02:03Mr. X,
02:04it's a gentleman from El Cajon, California.
02:06Let's say hello to Steve.
02:07Is it polite?
02:08Yes, sir.
02:09Steve, nice to see you.
02:10Nice to see you.
02:11Object for the players to get three stars in a row,
02:13either cross them or down or diagonally.
02:14It's up to them to figure out if the stars give you a correct answer
02:16or make you one up.
02:17That's how they get the squares.
02:18The game is worth $1,000.
02:20Whoa.
02:23Times have changed.
02:24You are the challenger.
02:25Hey, good luck to both of you.
02:26I want you to pick a star.
02:27Good luck.
02:28Tom Bergeron, please.
02:29Right there.
02:30Yeah.
02:31Game face on here, Peter.
02:34I thought you looked familiar.
02:35Yes, yes.
02:36According to Reuters.
02:37Reuters.
02:38You know Reuters.
02:39Reuters, sure.
02:40If a dog uses a high-pitched, unevenly placed bark,
02:43what is it telling you?
02:45That would tell you that Bob Barker is at the front door
02:48with a pair of clippers, Peter.
02:53So bad.
02:55All right.
02:57Wink's barking at me.
02:58Oh, God.
03:00No, that's actually a warning bark.
03:02That's a stay away.
03:04Stay away bark.
03:05I agree.
03:06No, it wants to play.
03:07Yeah, it wants to play.
03:08A break for our champion here.
03:10I can bark.
03:11So I'll put him in the circle there.
03:12And Diane, chance for two in a row here.
03:13Martin Marle, please.
03:14Mr. Marle.
03:17Hi, Peter.
03:18It's been a while.
03:20And a survey by the National Safety Council.
03:23Are you more likely to die from choking, drowning, or poisoning?
03:28I think so.
03:32We need one or the other.
03:33That's what I tell myself every time I light up.
03:37I would think probably choking.
03:39Choking.
03:40I'll agree.
03:41Nope, it's poisoning, then drowning.
03:42Choking came in third, paid $2.80.
03:44Okay, a break for you.
03:45Coming next there.
03:46Kathy Griffin, please.
03:47Kathy.
03:48My darling Kathy.
03:50Here we go.
03:53This is very important here.
03:54Now listen carefully.
03:55Why can't historians locate anything actually dated 1 B.C.?
04:02Because that was so 2003 years ago.
04:05Over.
04:08All right, I would say historians can't locate that because it's stuff that's eroded by now.
04:15I disagree.
04:16Good for you.
04:17Because no one knew who Christ was, how could they have dated 1 B.C.?
04:20So we put an X there.
04:21And over here to our champion.
04:23Go ahead, Guy.
04:24Wink Martindale for the block.
04:26And my buddy, the Winker.
04:28The Winker.
04:29Here we go.
04:31What are you if you're a virtue, a throne, or a seraphim?
04:37Rod Roddy in a blue sequined coat.
04:40Oh, yeah.
04:41Sorry, Rod.
04:42He's not a virtue.
04:43No, I happen to know this one, and I won't go into great detail, but the answer is simply a B.
04:48A B, double E, a B.
04:49A B.
04:50I disagree.
04:51You would be, and you are, darling, an angel.
04:53How could you disagree with me?
04:55Put a circle there.
04:56Over to you, my friend.
04:57Chuck Lord for the block.
04:59Hey, Chuck.
05:01My buddy.
05:03What were Disneyland employees banned from wearing while on the job until March of 2000?
05:08I happen to know this.
05:09Good.
05:11All Disneyland employees, under Michael Eisner's authority, could not wear.
05:19There was a belt that had Mickey Mouse written on it.
05:21He had to wear the belt that had Mickey Mouse's face on it.
05:24They didn't want anything because they wanted the children to see it.
05:26I disagree.
05:28What do you think it was?
05:29It was a terrible bluff.
05:30What do you think it might be?
05:32It was absolutely pathetic.
05:34No, it's kind of interesting.
05:36It's mustaches.
05:37Beards, sideburns, goatees, facial hair.
05:39You've got the bluff.
05:40All right.
05:41Over to you, dear.
05:42There you go.
05:43Go ahead, Diane.
05:44Bob Eubanks, please.
05:45Thank you, Diane.
05:48Peter.
05:49I'll bet you, Peter, is this the first time you've ever done this show with long pants on?
05:54You may be right.
05:57Or with any pants on.
05:59I'll tell you, Peter used to wear tennis shorts.
06:01Yes, I did.
06:02And then suits on the top.
06:03My legs were awfully cute in those days.
06:05Oh, yeah.
06:06We're glad you have long pants on.
06:08At firstscience.com...
06:10Yeah.
06:11...says about 60% of all American babies are named after what?
06:16After they're born.
06:17No.
06:18No.
06:19Oh.
06:20No.
06:21Named after famous people.
06:23I disagree.
06:24No, they're named after relatives who could be famous people.
06:26Yeah.
06:27Well, you could accept that.
06:28You are.
06:29We have so much more.
06:30We're going to be right back after this.
06:31The plan.
06:32Thank you.
06:35Paul in.
06:36For $250, Paul, true or false,
06:39your teeth are about the same size and shape as a pig's.
06:48Look who's talking, beaver face.
06:58Promotional consideration.
06:59Furnished by the following.
07:02We've got the best in lunch place.
07:04We've got the best in lunch place.
07:06Hollywood Squares.
07:07This is the Hollywood Squares,
07:08and I'd like you to find out a little more
07:10about our champion right now.
07:11Diana, tell us something about yourself.
07:13I live in Denver, Colorado, with my handsome husband, Jack.
07:17I'm a freelance writer, and Jack and I have three dogs,
07:21three cats, and a very spoiled green-winged macaw
07:24named Picasso.
07:25Well, good for you.
07:26And good for Jack, by the way.
07:28Steve, tell a little about yourself here.
07:30I'm from El Cajon, California.
07:32I am a bodily injury claims adjuster.
07:35At home, I've got a beautiful wife, Cherlyn,
07:37and my beautiful baby boy, 16-month-old Zachary.
07:39Well, good for you guys.
07:40We have three circles on the board, three X's,
07:42but I think, Steve, it is your turn to take a good look
07:44and pick a star.
07:45We'll go with Jim Lang for the block.
07:47You got it.
07:50Steve Allen, he created the phrase,
07:53I'm sure you've heard it,
07:54it's bigger than a bread box.
07:56What show did he create that phrase on?
07:59Well, I don't know, but it was one of the favorite questions
08:02of the Bachelorettes on the dating game.
08:04Oh, bad.
08:08I think it was, I've Got a Secret.
08:10I've Got a Secret.
08:11I've Got a Secret.
08:12I'll disagree.
08:13Do you have any idea what it is?
08:15Tonight Show.
08:16Nope.
08:17What's my line?
08:18All you had to do was disagree.
08:19Put it next to it.
08:20All right, over to you, Diane.
08:21Jimmy Walker for the block, please.
08:23This is for the block.
08:27Jimmy, what does Dr. Joyce Brothers say
08:31New Yorkers spend an average of 30 minutes each day
08:34of their lives doing?
08:36Learning new curse words.
08:39I would say, without a doubt, in New York, walking.
08:42That's what we do all the time in New York, is walk.
08:44I disagree.
08:45It's standing in line.
08:46You have the block.
08:47Put a circle there.
08:48We have four circles, four X's.
08:50So this is for all the marbles.
08:52Hey, Big Chuck and Brett,
08:53the slogan for the movie Bonnie and Clyde was
08:56they're young, they're in love, and they do what?
09:01They die in the last scene, which sort of kills the movie.
09:05I mean, you sort of know the action.
09:06They die.
09:07He means they die.
09:08They die.
09:09I'll disagree.
09:10They kill people.
09:12You've got it.
09:13Put an X there.
09:14The $1,000.
09:19Congratulations, Steve.
09:20Thank you.
09:21Okay, I'll tell you what we're going to do right now.
09:22It's time to play our secret square game,
09:24and today it's worth $1,000.
09:26We've already had 7,376 in prizes for our secret square,
09:31including a Rose Bowl tour,
09:33and today we are adding this prize.
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09:54as you enjoy watching Hollywood Squares
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10:06Your neighborhood appliance, electronics,
10:08and home furnishings expert.
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10:13Thank you very much, Jenny.
10:14I mean, Robert.
10:16Incidentally, Carol Merrill, for this particular show,
10:20flew all the way in from Australia.
10:22I just want you to know that.
10:23We appreciate it.
10:26Okay, now let's show the home audience the secret square.
10:30Okay, you won the game, Steve, so you got to pick a star.
10:32We'll go with Jimmy Walker, please.
10:34All right.
10:36Listen here, Jimmy.
10:38A poll in London's Evening Standard reveals
10:41that a majority of British people think Prince Charles
10:44should finally do what?
10:47They think that maybe, finally, he should marry Camilla.
10:51I'm going to agree.
10:52Very good.
10:53Then that's it, yeah.
10:54We have a commercial.
10:56We'll be back.
10:57If the good Lord's willing in a quick little while.
10:59Everybody get up.
11:02It's a Hollywood Square.
11:04Bob, it's so great of you to help us out here.
11:06I really appreciate it.
11:07Oh, it's a pleasure.
11:08I wouldn't miss this.
11:09I wanted to see my old friend Peter Marshall.
11:11He was great on Hollywood Square.
11:14Who's hosting it now?
11:18Promotional consideration furnished by the following.
11:31All right, the second game of the match,
11:33and Steve has the next up there.
11:35So, Diane, it's your turn to pick a star.
11:37Tom Bergeron, please.
11:38All righty.
11:42If I may, I just want to promote my new book,
11:44Backstage with the Original Hollywood Square.
11:48I'm very proud of it.
11:51Thanks for the plug, Tom.
11:52You're welcome.
11:53I appreciate it.
11:54Good book.
11:55Hey, this well-known name is the world's largest purchaser
11:58of beef, pork, potatoes, and second largest of chicken.
12:01Who is it?
12:02I think we all know that.
12:03It's Marlon Brando.
12:07No, that's actually McDonald's.
12:09McDonald's.
12:10I'll agree.
12:11That's exactly right.
12:12Very good, Mr. Bergeron.
12:13And welcome to the panel.
12:15Go ahead, Steve.
12:16Thank you.
12:17Kathy Griffin, please.
12:18Oh, okay.
12:21In movies, my love, in movies,
12:24Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino, George Burns, and Liz Hurley
12:27have all played the same character.
12:29Who?
12:30Well, I know Nicholson and Pacino have already played
12:34men half their own age, somehow.
12:39I know this.
12:40They've all played the devil.
12:42I'll agree.
12:43Very good.
12:44How did you know that?
12:45Absolutely.
12:46Put an X there.
12:47Take a look at the board there, Diana.
12:49Jim Lang for the block, please.
12:50This is for the block.
12:51Mr. Lang, it's quite a statement,
12:54but TV Guide has recently deemed this
12:57the greatest television series of all time.
12:59What is it?
13:00I think it was I Love Lucy.
13:02I'll agree.
13:03That was second.
13:05Seinfeld was number one.
13:07Cannot put an X there.
13:08Now, how are you going to play this, Steve?
13:10Jim Lang for the win.
13:11You've gone for the win.
13:12All righty.
13:13Here we go.
13:14Who is responsible for giving the Virgin Islands
13:18the name Virgin Islands?
13:21Well, it was named after the queen,
13:24the Virgin Queen of England,
13:25but it was a Spaniard who named it.
13:28I think it was Ponce de Leon.
13:30I'll agree.
13:31No, it was old Chris.
13:32Chris Columbus during his second voyage to the New World.
13:34Yeah.
13:35Put a circle there.
13:36You are back in the game.
13:37Secret Square game.
13:38Bob Eubanks for the win, please.
13:40Now, listen here.
13:42Bob is speaking to corporate America.
13:44His website is www.5easyspeakers.com.
13:49For more info on public appearances,
13:51check it out.
13:52All right.
13:53You're an expert on newlyweds.
13:54We know that.
13:55Yes, I am.
13:56According to the most recent U.S. census,
13:57is a woman more or less likely to marry
13:59if she graduates from college?
14:01Well, if she graduates from college,
14:03she has become smarter.
14:05If she becomes smarter,
14:06she's less likely to get married.
14:08That's my answer.
14:10There.
14:12I'll agree.
14:13In fact, a marriage in which the wife has a college degree
14:16may be more stable, in fact.
14:18And you said that they are more...
14:19Less likely to get married.
14:20Yes.
14:21So we have to put an X there.
14:22You're back in the game here, Steve.
14:25Wake Martindale, please.
14:26You got it.
14:28True or false,
14:29a U.S. president's daughter once appeared naked,
14:32or as we say in West Virginia,
14:33once appeared naked in a Playboy magazine.
14:37I happen to know that story,
14:38and it is true.
14:39It's true story.
14:40True.
14:41I agree.
14:42Yes, it was Patty Reagan.
14:43Yeah.
14:44Okay.
14:45All right.
14:46That means that our time is up for this game.
14:49Let us add up the scores.
14:51First of all,
14:52Charles Nelson Reilly and Brett Summers
14:53were the Secret Square.
14:54We were the Secret Square?
14:56You were the Secret Square.
14:57I never knew it.
14:58I know.
14:59It was a secret.
15:00Well, you didn't win anything on this day,
15:02but yesterday,
15:03you won a grand total of how much?
15:05$31,700, including today.
15:08She won that beautiful car.
15:11I congratulate you.
15:12Thank you very much.
15:13Thank you so much for playing the Hollywood Squares.
15:15And you have won $3,000, Steve.
15:17I congratulate you.
15:18Thank you.
15:19And that means...
15:20Thank you.
15:21You're going to see old Tom Burns run up there.
15:22He's going to come down here,
15:23and the two of you are going to play the bonus round
15:26after this commercial break.
15:27Hey, I had a ball.
15:28Enjoy.
15:29Thank you.
15:30We are back.
15:31It's bonus round time.
15:32Before we get to the bonus round,
15:33how about another hand for Peter Marshall,
15:34host of the show.
15:35Thank you.
15:36Thank you.
15:38All right, Steve,
15:39you've got $3,000 in the front game.
15:40Take a look over here at these nine keys.
15:42One of them will start what, Rod Roddy?
15:45$1,000.
15:46$1,000.
15:47$1,000.
15:48$1,000.
15:49$1,000.
15:50$1,000.
15:51$1,000.
15:52$1,000.
15:53$1,000.
15:54$1,000.
15:55$1,000.
15:56$1,000.
15:57$1,000.
15:58$1,000.
15:59$1,000.
16:00$1,000.
16:01$1,000.
16:02$1,000.
16:03$1,000.
16:04$1,000.
16:05$1,000.
16:06What, Rod Roddy?
16:07Well, if you happen to like sun and fresh air,
16:10it's the luxurious Chrysler Sebring Convertible.
16:13Brand of English who love the open air.
16:17Beautiful and functional with a spacious trunk
16:19for weekend getaways.
16:21From Berge Motor Car Company.
16:23Worth $29,200.
16:26Very nice.
16:28By the way, could I just make the comment,
16:31Carol Merrill is the best thing to come out of Australia
16:33since Fosters.
16:35Really?
16:36No question.
16:37All right, now, Steve, up to now,
16:38we found out a bit about what the stars know.
16:40Here's where we find out what you know about them.
16:43All right?
16:44You'll pick a square.
16:45I'll read a statement about that star.
16:46If you agree or disagree correctly,
16:48you win the square at the end of 30 seconds
16:50for every square you got correct.
16:51We'll take away one of the bad keys,
16:53improving your chances of starting the car.
16:55We're going to put 30 seconds on the clock for Steve,
16:57which starts ticking when he picks his first star.
17:00Go ahead.
17:01Kathy Griffin.
17:02Kathy was in the U.S. Army Reserve for two years.
17:04I'll agree.
17:05No, next.
17:06Jim Lang.
17:07Jim hosted the 1989 Miss America pageant.
17:08I'll disagree.
17:09Right, next.
17:10Jimmy Walker.
17:11Jimmy played a Green Beret in Apocalypse Now.
17:12I disagree.
17:13Right, next.
17:14Wink Martindale.
17:15Wink's wife dated friend Elvis Presley for six years.
17:17I'll agree.
17:18Right, next.
17:19Peter Marshall.
17:20Peter and Paul Lynn starred in a touring production
17:21of The Odd Couple.
17:22I disagree.
17:23Right, next.
17:24Chuck Woolery.
17:25Had a top 40 hit song called Naturally Stoned.
17:26I disagree.
17:27Wrong, next.
17:28Martin Mull.
17:29Martin worked as a judge for the game show Jeopardy.
17:30I disagree.
17:31Right, next.
17:32Bobby Banks.
17:33Bobby Banks.
17:34Bobby Banks.
17:35Bobby Banks.
17:36Bobby Banks.
17:37Bobby Banks.
17:38Bobby Banks.
17:39Bobby Banks.
17:40Bobby Banks.
17:41Bobby Banks.
17:42Bobby Banks.
17:43Bobby Banks.
17:44Bobby Banks.
17:45Bobby Banks.
17:46Bobby Banks.
17:47Bobby Banks.
17:48Bobby Banks.
17:49Bobby Banks.
17:50Bobby Banks.
17:51Bobby Banks.
17:52Bobby Banks.
17:53Bobby Banks.
17:54Bobby Banks.
17:55Bobby Banks.
17:56Bobby Banks.
17:57Bobby Banks.
17:58Bobby Banks.
17:59Bobby Banks.
18:00Bobby Banks.
18:01Bobby Banks.
18:03She gets the car if you start it?
18:05She gets it.
18:06All herself.
18:07All hers.
18:08This is for you honey.
18:12Oh no.
18:13Awe.
18:14All right, come on of here Steve.
18:16While the divorce papers are being written up,
18:21let's take a look at which key would've started the car,
18:24okay, right over here.
18:26Now, here's the good news.
18:28Today, you've won $8,000.
18:30We'll head back here to the bonus round tomorrow.
18:32We'll start with eight teams, all right?
18:33Yes, sir.
18:34Steve will be here to defend his championship.
18:36Peter Marshall, our center square, will be back.
18:38Carol Merrill, all the stars.
18:40I'm Tom Bergeron, hoping you join us tomorrow
18:43on Hollywood Squares.
18:44Take care, everybody.
18:45Bye-bye.
18:48Promotional consideration furnished by the following.
18:53Well, I did the show for a long time.
18:55You know, it's like riding a bicycle, I guess.
18:57You get off, you get back on, it's pretty simple.
18:59It was fun.
19:00Yeah, it was fun to do, it really was.
19:02Brought back a lot of old memories.
19:04These are the things legends are made of.
19:05It was just a, it was a nice thing.
19:07I enjoyed it.
19:10I think Tom enjoyed it, too.