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00:00Oh
00:30What else in just a tickle I can walk a segozay
00:40Like a wah-wah, I ain't got no fear
00:42Haisha ni kuchi nashi, get back and leave
00:45I go get it in again, nando demo break it down
00:48Tsumiageru brainwaves, I'm a next one
00:50Agaki nashi, soi kakoni
00:53Kari kobushi, drop, nariagari
00:55Kakikaewa shito, kyoge up, won't give in
00:58Age ashi, tori kikanai, now save it
01:01My heart, brea-brea-brea-breaking
01:03Kono mama desu suru jinsei ga
01:06Oh, breath-breath-breath-faking
01:09Nando demo possible
01:11First time, are you ready?
01:14Second time, are you ready?
01:16Feel it now, mada me ni furueteiru boy
01:22Ima wake up, mata wake up
01:24Zenshin zenrei, butchikomu KO
01:27I got the power, oeru power
01:29Anado tsukamitoru, ima choujou
01:37Ima wake up, mata wake up
01:40Anado tsukamitoru, ima choujou
01:42Ima wake up, mata wake up
01:45Zenshin zenrei, butchikomu KO
01:48I got the power, oeru power
01:50Anado tsukamitoru, ima choujou
01:58Ima wake up, mata wake up
02:01Anado tsukamitoru, ima choujou
02:27Takumuna kuso aru
02:29Oe, omae itsu yaru nda yo?
02:31Chotto matte tte
02:33Ore no taimoku de yatte yare
02:37Iine ya channel tooruku o shite kureta kata no naka kara
02:40Shusen de saishin modelu no pasokon o presetto shimasu
02:44Zenbu uso desu!
02:46Shusen mo tousen mo zenbu yarase desu!
02:50Pasokon o kureru nante detarame!
02:52Koitsu wa inchiki yarou nandesu!
02:54Kamera no mae de wa iikobutteru kedo
02:57Ura de wa tada no yankee!
02:59Furyou nandesu!
03:02Kono azama, zenbu hamaken ni yararetan desu!
03:05Ima made sarete kita koto wa
03:07Ore no channel ni agete ikimasu!
03:09Douse kokko ni kureba
03:10Koitsu ni nagurareru nda
03:12Nagurarete kane ni nandara
03:14Ikura datte nagurarete yaru!
03:16Nani?
03:17Kenka?
03:19Hamaken ni yaru koukai shokei darou
03:21Aitsu itsumo nagurareteru shi
03:24Kudaran
03:25Demo yosu ga okashii zo
03:28Shimura no yatsu dou shita nda yo
03:29Hamaken mazuin ja ne no?
03:32Sono choushi da
03:33Hamaken no channel no shichousha o
03:35Ore tachi no channel ni yuudou surun da
03:38Sugoi zo Shimura
03:39Bakuro ni awadeteru
03:44Teme nani shiten da?
03:46Batterii ga kirete haishin ga togirechimatta yo
03:50Huh?
03:52Mamoiki na made tte kureta na
03:55Shimura kei!
03:58Bakuro shiyou to shita no ka?
04:00Kesshuu no suruga!
04:04Kocchi o miru da!
04:06Saki orera no haishin o starto sasete oita
04:08Taitoro wa
04:10Ninki-nyoutuber Hamaken
04:12Jitsu wa sukuiyou no nai furyou datta
04:15Umaku totteru kara yo
04:17Sugoi zo!
04:18Channel toorokusa wa ikki ni fueteru!
04:21Hamaken no yakumo baka da
04:23Ore daka Hamaken no raibu haishin shikakeru wake ga nai darou?
04:27Kamerawork nara shimpai sezu ni
04:30Shuuei ayuu wa engi ni dake shuchu shiro!
04:33Omaerashiku
04:34Omoikiri nagurarete
04:35Shichousha kara kane o makiagero!
04:38Nagurareru koto ga taikin ni tsunagaru no ka?
04:41Ijimerarekko ga tada nagurareru sugata o mite
04:44Shichousha ga yorokobu ka?
04:46Ore wa taikin o kaseganakucha naranain da
04:49Taikin o kasegu ni wa
04:51Douga ga hitta suru hitsuyou ga aru
04:53Hontou ni omoshiroi no wa
04:55Ijimerarekko ga
04:57Tachiagaru koto darou
05:02Kono kusojuu
05:04Yan no ka?
05:07Ano baka!
05:08Nani yatten da yo!
05:10Otonashiku shiteruya
05:11Chotto nagurareru dake de sumu tte noni!
05:14Shimura no yatsu...
05:16Itsu no mani anna tokyo o tsuketa nda yo...
05:21Chotto hayaku tomete kure yo!
05:23Nande minna damatte miten da yo!
05:27Imasara yameru wake ni mo ikanai shii...
05:32Kowaa...
05:33Ano kubi ki no miki ka yo!
05:35Kurome chissa...
05:37Kinniku sugee...
05:39Tte iu ka nandayo sono tatu!
05:41Omae mada koukousei darou ga!
05:43Tte tte ka...
05:45Sore ni kurabete ore wa garigari no shisha mo...
05:48Kono ato wa dou sureba ii nda...
05:50Gaigai eiga nara...
05:54Yappari ima kara demo ayamatta hou ga...
05:56Taka choushi ni noriagatte...
05:59Dakara temei no hahaoya mo gonnonko ni narun da yo!
06:05Oe! Mada ikiten no ka wa nee darou!
06:08Gozonmei desu ka tte kikanai to!
06:12Kore ga ore no tatakai no hajimari datta...
06:15Kasa wo bushoku shi agatte...
06:18Kano kuso yaro!
06:30Ano baka! Taigaku sa kangaero yo!
06:34Kaitsu subashikkoi na...
06:37Temei no hahaoya, nyuuin shiterun datta yo na...
06:41Temei mo tonari no betto ni nyuuin sashite yaru yo!
06:48Mechakucha itasou...
06:52Taigaku ga konna ni chuuyou datta nante...
06:55Are wa ohasobi ni suginakatta nda...
06:59Kore kasu ga hontou no kenka...
07:02Aa, kono mama owaru no ka...
07:06Kore de owari da to omotta ka?
07:10Otanoshimi wa koko kara da!
07:15Na...
07:21Chotto shizuka ni shite kure...
07:23Doko no toitsu da!
07:25Ohiru no nara ie de yattera!
07:27Aa...
07:30Oho! Ano ko wa...
07:32Sougou kakutougikai kitaina hoshi!
07:34Super Rookie, Ougi Tatsuya!
07:36Ano... sou janakute...
07:39Kyaa! Masaka kono kurasu datta da!
07:45Kotoba ni wa ki wo tsukero yo.
07:49Wakatta yo, Ougi.
07:51Tatta hitokoto de kurasu no kuuki wo shimeta.
07:55Ore to wa chigau sekai no chouten ni kunrin suru otoko da.
07:59Neru. Mou okosuna yo.
08:03Tabaka mo toru ka?
08:06Aa.
08:09Shimura...
08:11Omae ni shite wa kakko yokatta za.
08:14Maketa you ni mieru kamo shirenai ga...
08:17Fan wa dekita mitai da.
08:23Haishin chuu ni battery ga kirete kurete tasukatta na.
08:27Shimura ni bakura sareru tokoro datta ze.
08:32Nanda?
08:33Sarashi? Yarase?
08:36Tte nan no koto itten da?
08:47Ore wa kuareru gawa da.
08:50Nozonda wake ja nai.
08:52Aitsura ga sou katte ni kimeta kara da.
08:56Demo ima no ore wa kakkoii!
08:58Doushite katte?
09:00Ippatsu kurawashite yatta nda!
09:02Hamaken ni!
09:04Hamaken no bouryoku douga wa
09:06NewTube ni upload sare.
09:08Yokujitsu ni wa kensaku torendo ni made agatta.
09:11Douga wa matataku mani kakusan sare.
09:13Itaru tokoro de enjou shita.
09:15KONO KUSUYARA!
09:19Sugu ni live haishin de shazai wo shita ga.
09:21Bonmitsu wo okashita.
09:23Chanto toreta ka?
09:25Gekkou hannoi zo.
09:27Baka shichousha no gokigen toru kurai.
09:29Rakushou nan da.
09:32Ore ga bakuro shita prezento kikaku no hoka ni mo
09:35Shichousha tachi ga hoka no yarase douga wo sagashita shi
09:39Real time de heri tsuzukeru
09:41Touroku shasu wo kaunto suru saito made tsukurare.
09:44Hamaken wa kako no hito to natta.
09:51Ochibureru mono ga ireba,
09:53Nami ni noru yatsu mo iru.
09:56Sore ga ore da.
09:59Kou natta ijou, hikikaesu dake ni wa ikanai.
10:04Yoku kike.
10:06Korekara no orera no shiryoku kontentsu wa kenka da.
10:10Daga, shimei teki na mondai ga aru.
10:14Douga no nagasa.
10:17YouTube wa saisei kaesuu ja nakute koukoku de shuueki wo eru.
10:21Tekitou na nagasa no douga ni koukoku wo irete koso,
10:24Yori ooku no kane ga kasegeru.
10:26Demo, omae ga kenka wo shite mo,
10:28Ippun mo taerarenai darou?
10:30Shuueki wo eru nara,
10:31Saitei demo,
10:32Sanpun wa taenake naranai.
10:34Sore ga muru nara,
10:35Ore tachi no YouTube wa owari de.
10:38Sanpun ka...
10:42Kenka tsuyoku naru houhou...
10:51Sonna yuuchou na koto yatte rareru ka yo?!
10:54Tonikaku, nandemo ii kara shuutoki shinai to...
11:01Kantan ni mane dekinai mono bakkari da...
11:04Hitori de kenka wo benkyou shinakucha ikenai kara...
11:09Dokugoku...
11:11Kenka wo...
11:13Kusa...
11:14Hiragana de...
11:16Ha?
11:17Channel ga hitotsu aru zo.
11:19Touroku sho zero ni...
11:21Ore ga hajimete akken shita tte koto ka?
11:24Kitto machigaete tsukutta channel dakara,
11:27Douga ga aru wake de...
11:28MECHAKUCHO ARU!
11:30Dare mo minai no ni,
11:32Doushite konna ni?
11:35Hello!
11:37Hajimemashite!
11:38Itouke desu!
11:41Sono toki wa shiru yoshi mo nakatta.
11:44Kenka ni kachitai desu ka?
11:47Mishiranu kaikokujin no channel ga...
11:50Ore no jinsei wo kaete shimau koto wo...
12:04Zuwa jizugi no mae ni,
12:06Kenka no kokoro gamae wo fukushuu shite mimashou.
12:09Dai ichijou,
12:10KOUFUN KENSHIN!
12:12Ha?
12:13Jibun jishin wo kontorou rutta ikinakareba,
12:16Sore wa kobushi wo furimawasu no dewa naku,
12:18Kanjou wo furimawasu no to issho desu!
12:21Gyakuri kangaereba,
12:22Aite wo KOUFUN sasereba,
12:24Sore dake yuuri ni naru to iu koto desu!
12:27Soredewa korekara oshieru hitotsume no waza!
12:31Nanda kore...
12:32Hontou na no ka?
12:35Nagurarete mo iitakunai houhou!
12:38Oh...
12:39Oh?
12:40Oh...
12:41Oh!
12:42Kore wa...
12:43Iya iya, usankusasugiru!
12:46Sonna umaku iku wake nai tte!
12:49Muryou kontentsu de hito wo yoseatsumete,
12:51Taikin wo makiageru yoku aru shuhou da.
12:54Haa...
12:56Ewa...
12:59Soredewa tsugi no jikan made,
13:02Tanoshiku kenka dokugaku shite kudasai ne!
13:06Yame sasete itadakimasu.
13:09Kore ijou arubaito wo tsuzuketemo,
13:11Kaa-san no byoindai wa makanaenai.
13:14Motto takusan kaseganai to.
13:17Sou ieba, kiita?
13:19Ano hito yameru rashii yo.
13:21Dare ga?
13:22Hora...
13:23Hamburger tsukuru no hayai...
13:26Shimura-kun?
13:27Eh?
13:28Hama-ken bakuro touka no ko.
13:31Yuumei ni natta kara,
13:32Kore ijou hatarakenai tte ka?
13:35Ore mo YouTube demo yotte miru ka?
13:40Nanda sono me wa?
13:42Kowai.
13:44Watashi wa kakkoii to omoimasu kedo.
13:47Watashi, Hama-ken ga anna hito datte shiranakatta no.
13:51Dakara arigatou.
13:54LINE...
13:56Koukan shinai?
13:58Yamechattara, mou aenaku naru deshou?
14:01Ore no...
14:02Asami Yucchi...
14:04LINE suru ne.
14:15Jigyou tsumanai.
14:16Hima nano?
14:17Shimura-kun wa hima janai no?
14:19Hima janai.
14:20Jyaa, isogashin da.
14:21Maa, ne.
14:22Kore, sagi janai yo ne.
14:24Eh? Ikinari doushita no?
14:26Sagi demo ii! Zenzai-san kurete yaru!
14:29Shimura-kun te honto omoshiroi ne.
14:32Nani miyakete nda?
14:35Kontentsu no kenkyuu da yo.
14:37Usotsuke!
14:38Sorede dou da?
14:40Touroku-sha suu juu-man-nin no new-tuber ni natta kibun wa?
14:45Ippan-jin ga tatta futatsu no douga de,
14:47Juu-man-nin no channel touroku-sha wo atsumeta no wa omae ga hajimete no hazu da.
14:52Sokora no geino-jin demo muzukashii koto dakara na.
14:56Sorede, san-pun-kan kenka ni taeru houhou wa kangaete mita ka?
15:01Oh.
15:04Etto...
15:06Mou sukoshi kangaete miru.
15:08Kono baka! Yaruke an no ka yo!
15:10Ima kono chance wo nogasu wake niwa ikanen da yo!
15:14Yumei ni natta shikkan ga mada wakanai no ka?
15:17Sonna, yumei ni natta tte ii koto ga aru wake demo.
15:21Ano, Shimura-kun.
15:23Watashi to issho ni raibu haishin shite kurenai?
15:26Jikkan shita!
15:28Kanegon! Ore jikkan shita!
15:30Yarimashou! Yarimashou!
15:32Demo doushite...
15:34Motomoto hama-ken gawa ni tsuiteta kuse ni...
15:37Shichousha ga, Shimura-kun to raibu haishin shiro tte urusakute,
15:42Ichido de ii kara, onegai!
15:44Ne?
15:45Hama-ken ni wa nikiri wo tsuketa no yo.
15:48Ano hito no koto, motomoto suki janakatta shi...
15:52Kanegon, dou suru?
15:54Sore ja, omae no tomodachi to niinii de gokan wo...
15:59Anmari shousei ni norun ja nee yo!
16:02Kono kashiruke domo!
16:05Shimura...
16:07Ore no YouTube wo muchakusa ni shiagatte!
16:10Chotto matte yo...
16:12Kofun shita aite hodo kantan na aite wa inai desu!
16:17Kame, kakatte koi!
16:20Jibun jishin wo kontororu tte ikinakareba...
16:23Ore!
16:24Sore wa kobushi wo furimawasu no dewa naku,
16:26Kanjou wo furimawasu no to issho desu!
16:29Yoketen ja ne zotte be, kono ora!
16:32Aite wo kofun sasetara...
16:34Tsugi wa!
16:36Nanda kono joukyou...
16:38Ano toukei ga itteta koto to onoshida...
16:43Douse nagurareru nara, tameshite miyou!
16:46Nagurareta mo itakunai houhou!
16:51Eh?
16:53Kamera utsuri ga ii na!
16:55Kaneko, teme!
16:58Omae no kobushi yori ore no kamerawaku no hou ga hayai nda yo!
17:02Kono douga made upload saretara dou naru ka wakaru darou?
17:07Temeyara oboete yo...
17:10Kanarazu fukushuu shite iu...
17:14Watashi wa kakkei nai desho?
17:21I thought I was going to die.
17:24Are you okay?
17:26I saved you, so be grateful.
17:30Shimura?
17:32What's going on?
17:34Who is he?
17:41Kaneko, you're late.
17:43We were supposed to talk about content, but...
17:48Fights are harder than I thought.
17:51I can't just bite the hand that feeds me.
17:56Oh, right.
17:57First...
17:59I'm going to text Asamiya.
18:02It's been three days in a row.
18:05How happy would I be with just this?
18:08I like hearing voices more than messages.
18:12You don't like texting me?
18:15No, that's not it.
18:18I want to make a phone call.
18:22A phone call!
18:24I'm going to call him.
18:26YouTuber Ken Kano!
18:28It's real!
18:31We're your fans.
18:34Thank you.
18:36You're cuter in person.
18:38Do you live around here?
18:40No, I'm waiting for a friend.
18:43How much do you make?
18:47Well...
18:48I don't have a lot of money.
18:50Even someone as popular as him is a friend.
18:53Is this the power of YouTube?
18:55Is that so?
18:57Then...
19:01I'll kill you if you report me.
19:04Yes, sir.
19:06Even if I become famous, I'll be kicked out.
19:09Hey, you guys!
19:10What are you doing?
19:12Kaneko!
19:14You came to save me!
19:17You're weak.
19:20I'm not good at fighting.
19:22Hey.
19:24Lend me your phone.
19:26My phone?
19:28This is for you.
19:30I don't want to report you to the police.
19:34Yes, sir.
19:35Do your best on YouTube.
19:38Then I'll kick you out again.
19:41Give it back to me!
19:44That phone has a line that is more important to me than my life.
19:50If you're going to kill me, please take this phone.
19:53It's the latest model.
19:55Hey, I can hear you.
19:57What are you going to do?
19:59I have to report you to the police and get my phone back.
20:02Report you to the police?
20:05You're kidding, right?
20:07What?
20:08Can't you see the fans cheering for you?
20:14I was filming from where you were taking me.
20:17They're a famous couple around here.
20:21It's a chance to make money.
20:23Money?
20:24If I chase them now, the number of views will increase.
20:29What?
20:30In the end, I'm going to get hit again.
20:34Show the viewers what a YouTuber can do.
20:39Let's get started.
20:45I'm going to start a live stream.
20:50Everyone is looking forward to my video.
20:58Give me back my phone.
20:59I don't want to be hit.
21:02This fight is a big deal.
21:07Why did you call me here?
21:09There are a lot of couples here.
21:12Can you take a picture with me?
21:14I'm sorry. I have a contract.
21:16Because more beautiful flowers are blooming.
21:18Shimura, what are you doing?
21:20You're pretty good.
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