Sponge Bob S03E19 Sponge Bob B C
Sponge Bob S03E19 Sponge Bob B C
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00:00100 million years ago, so prepare yourself for Spongebob Scrap Pants B.C.
00:08Before comedy.
00:10With your host, Patchy the Pirate!
00:20Hey kids, now you're probably wondering,
00:23what's Patchy doing in a cave?
00:26Good question, you little...
00:30Well, it's because today's Spongebob takes place in prehistoric times,
00:36back when man struggled for survival and dinosaurs ruled the Earth.
00:41Isn't that right, Bronte?
00:43But I'm rightin' you now!
00:49Stuck.
00:53Get me out!
00:54Help!
00:55Help!
00:57Like I was saying, prehistoric times were the greatest!
01:00It was a simpler time, with simpler pleasures!
01:04Your clothes always matched!
01:07You could draw on the walls, and nobody'd yell at ya!
01:10It was much easier to hit a baseball!
01:14Oh yeah!
01:15Prehistoric times were the best!
01:18Hey kids, are those pterodactyl wings I hear a-flappin'?
01:22I think I know what they are!
01:25I think I know who that is!
01:27Please welcome, the potty-dactyl!
01:31Sorry, I'm late!
01:32Potty, why aren't you wearin' your costume?
01:35I stayed up all night makin' it!
01:38You're wastin' your time, old man!
01:39Prehistoric stuff is layin', everybody knows the future's where it's at!
01:43What?!
01:46That's not true!
01:47Don't mind him, folks!
01:49Why, even Spongebob Squarepants knows that prehistoric stuff is!
01:53What'd the kids say?
01:55Cool!
01:56Brat, no he doesn't!
01:58Yes he does!
01:58Nope!
01:59He most certainly does!
02:00No he doesn't!
02:01Yes he does!
02:02Nope!
02:03I know for a fact that he does!
02:05Not!
02:07Meanwhile...
02:11Spongebob, what's wrong?
02:13I don't know, Mr. Krabs, but I've got the strangest feeling that somewhere a pirate and parrot are arguing about me!
02:22And the parrot is winning!
02:24Does!
02:25Doesn't!
02:25Does!
02:26Doesn't!
02:26Does!
02:27Doesn't!
02:27Does!
02:28Look, while we're arguing, why don't you folks go ahead and watch some prehistoric Spongebob!
02:34Roll the cartoon!
02:35Does!
02:36Doesn't!
02:36Does!
02:37Doesn't!
02:37Doesn't!
02:50Ah, dawn breaks over the primordial sea.
02:55It is here that millions of years ago, life began taking its first clumsy steps out of the darkness,
03:03opening its newly formed eyeballs to stare into the blinding light of intelligence in order to...
03:13Never mind.
03:14This happened a long time ago.
03:33Spongebob Squarepants
04:00Banuga ready!
04:03Bunga Gary!
04:06Gary, to Bunga!
04:22Huh?
04:24Uh-oh.
04:32Wait a minute.
04:53Spongebob Squarepants
05:03Spongegar!
05:07Spongegar my knocker!
05:11No to Bunga Gary pooker!
05:13To Bunga as a goat or sailor!
05:16To Bunga do!
05:17To Bunga do!
05:19To Bunga do?
05:21To Bunga do?
05:29To Bunga!
05:31No to Bunga Gary pooker!
05:35To Bunga do!
05:43Potter!
05:51Blech!
05:56Blech!
06:03Blech!
06:08Mawanga!
06:10Potter!
06:14Squid!
06:17Potter!
06:19Squag!
06:23Squag!
06:27Squag!
06:30Potter!
06:33Spongegar!
06:46No!
06:55No!
06:58Spongegar!
07:00Patar!
07:05Spongegar and Patar no got Mawanga Palinga.
07:13Palinga.
07:16Whoa!
07:18Whoa!
07:20Whoa!
07:24Potato soup.
07:26Ha!
07:28Oh, ho, oh.
07:33What?
07:39Oh, oh, oh, oh.
07:42Huh?
07:46Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
08:16RURURURURURURUREUREUREUREUREUREURURURURURURUR
08:20க engagement
08:23Whoa
08:25Clapat
08:27Whoooo Whoohoo
08:28Woohooooo
08:29Woohoo
08:31Whoohooo
08:33It's hard to sponge off what I got
08:38No poor squaw
08:40Squad take payload
08:40You were just rolling
08:42I
09:12ah
09:42No!
10:06Home!
10:08Vanguard!
10:11Manga!
10:16Wow!
10:22Spongebob!
10:32Boom!
10:34Patar Changa!
10:37My name...
10:40is Patar Changa.
11:10Spongebob!
11:32Spongebob! Spongebob!
11:34Spongebob?
11:40No! No! No!
12:11Huh?
12:12Yum!
12:21Taylor Fu Spongebob!
12:23Taylor Fu Spongebob!
12:25No!
12:26Dumbo!
12:41Patar!
12:42Mm-mm!
12:43What?
12:44Spongeguy!
12:45Mummy! Mummy!
12:46I got...
12:47Mummy! Mummy! Mummy!
12:48Mummy! Mummy! I got...
12:49Ah!
12:51Hurray!
12:52It looks like our prehistoric pals
12:54have just discovered fire.
12:56But they will soon learn that when you
12:58burn a fire,
12:59you can't just leave it.
13:01It's a fire!
13:02Fire!
13:03Fire!
13:04Fire!
13:05Fire!
13:06Fire!
13:07Fire!
13:08Fire!
13:09Fire!
13:10Fire!
13:11Fire!
13:12Fire!
13:13Fire!
13:14Fire!
13:15Fire!
13:16Fire!
13:17Fire!
13:18Fire!
13:19You will soon learn that when you play with fire,
13:21you may get burned.
13:23Stay tuned!
13:25Ha ha ha ha ha!
13:27I told you prehistoric times were fun!
13:30Hey, how's about I teach you kids
13:32how a caveman makes a fire with...
13:34two sticks!
13:37Yeah!
13:38How's it get any cooler than that, huh?
13:41Chop one up for Patsy!
13:46Rubbing...
13:49Rubbing...
13:50Rubbing...
13:51Rubbing...
13:52Rubbing...
13:53I guess this is that type of wood that doesn't burn.
13:56Oh!
13:58Potty!
13:59Max!
14:00Laser technology!
14:01Score a wise winning future!
14:05Well,
14:06I got something that you'll never find
14:08in your little future.
14:10A real live caveman.
14:12Hey, there he is!
14:14Come on in, big troglodyte fella!
14:17Come on!
14:18You see, kids,
14:19I found him frozen in a block of ice.
14:21And then I spent three days
14:23thawing him out with my mom's hair dryer.
14:26I called him Cavey.
14:28Oh!
14:29He's jumping!
14:30It's okay, Cavey.
14:35That's nothing, old-timer!
14:37Make way for the future!
14:39Greetings!
14:40I am DX29488.
14:43How may I serve you?
14:49Where do you keep getting all this stuff?
14:52Never you mind, Pops.
14:53Let's go see what Cavey thinks.
14:55Rack!
15:00Attack!
15:01Attack!
15:09Potty!
15:11You're ruining me caveman show!
15:14Attack!
15:16Attack!
15:18Whoa!
15:49Grrrr!
16:03Nom, nom, nom!
16:13Mmm!
16:14Nom, nom, nom, nom!
16:16MMMM
16:18MMMM
16:20MMMM
16:22MMMM
16:24MMM
16:26PURPLE
16:28PURPLE
16:30PURPLE
16:32PURPLE
16:34PURPLE
16:40AHHH
16:42AHHHH
16:44Ganaga Pantar, Ganaga Spongegar, Ganaga Squag, Ganaga Spongegar, Ganaga Squag, Ganaga Pantar.
17:04No Squag free free, Spongegar free free. Spongegar forgot that.
17:14No Squag free, Spongegar free free.
17:24No Squag free, Spongegar free free.
17:34Pantar!
18:04Hah, hah, hah, ponbar Pantar. Free free Squag.
18:24Ah, ah, ah, ah.
18:33Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
18:36Ah, ho, ho, ho.
18:40Petar.
18:41Babwana, petar.
18:42Babwana.
18:44Ah!
18:46Petar free, free.
18:48Oh, oh.
18:50Ah, ah.
18:54Huh?
18:59Oui, prix! Boat impri, oui.
19:03Boat impri!
19:05Vodka, ipri-prix!
19:07Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
19:10What the...
19:11Hey! Hey!
19:13Boing, boing, Boing!
19:16No, no, no, no, no!
19:28Bodyguard, please please!
19:30Squad, please please!
19:31Bodyguard, please please!
19:33No! No! No!
19:37Oh
20:07Oh
20:27Perhaps certain events in history are better left untold
20:38Now I know how Squidward feels
20:42I think you know perfectly well your little winged vermin
20:46All I wanted was to show the nice people how great the cavemen were but all they got was
20:53technology induced chaos
20:55Come back inside. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised
20:59You got rid of the robot Android cyborg. No even better
21:03Potty, I guess I really misjudged you
21:13When worlds collide
21:17You can run
21:20When worlds collide you'll laugh so hard you'll swear you died when worlds collide
21:26Hold my hand. I'll be your guy when worlds collide
21:31Oh
21:32Buckle up for the sweetest ride and prepare to have your mind blown wide when worlds collide
22:00But that don't mean this friendship wasn't built to laugh
22:30I
22:38Guess you were right the future is cool. Just to show you there's no hard feelings
22:44I got you a present from the prehistoric times. Oh, what is it a new loincloth? No in enlarged forehead?
23:00Oh
23:15Thanks for watching spongebob PC kids bye
23:21Now he's tickling