Women Dating Men (In Real Life)
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Transcript
00:00I'm so glad you found me in that chat room.
00:02Yeah, it's like the entire universe stopped what it was doing just to bring us to that exact place.
00:06It's magical.
00:07Based on no research, I know for a fact that out of billions of people, you're the only one compatible with me.
00:11Exactly!
00:12We should meet in a hotel and have sex, yeah?
00:15What?
00:16Oh, nothing!
00:16So is it, like, way too early to confess my love for you?
00:19Oh god, I, like, love you so much too.
00:22We've been talking a whole four hours now and-
00:24Finish each other's sentences!
00:30...
00:33Fucking no.
00:34AHHHHHHHHH!
00:36I'm so glad I'm finally with...
00:40...the one.
00:40Aww!
00:43She's gonna love this.
00:46Ew.
00:47Did you see the pic I sent?
00:50I know, I'm hung like a horse.
00:52I think we're going too fast.
00:54I promise I'll go slower.
00:56Yeah, bitch, damn right!
00:57I'm sorry we've been fighting.
00:59Um, yeah, whatever, bitch.
01:00Where were you last night?
01:03I was out with friends.
01:04Oh, you mean guy friends?
01:06Yeah, a couple.
01:07Oh, I bet you had a whole lot of fun with them.
01:10Yeah.
01:10So you admit it!
01:11You cheated!
01:12People can have fun with other people!
01:14That doesn't mean they did anything!
01:16You're such a fucking slut!
01:18Listen, I'm sorry about being so judgmental, paranoid, and psychotic.
01:21I'm seeing a therapist now.
01:23That's good, because I do care about you.
01:25I care about you too.
01:27Relationships aren't about holding someone back and being a burden.
01:30They're about setting the heart free, always giving, and never taking.
01:34I'm so glad you said that.
01:35Hey, Brie?
01:36Yes, boyfriend?
01:38I've been literally banging every girl I met since we first started dating.
01:42Oops!