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00:00Me today, we've got PewDiePie's Nightmare or Mystery Chapter 3.
00:03I think I'm gonna go with the new one, PewDiePie's Nightmare.
00:07Not sure...
00:08Ah, the beard is growing out again.
00:10Never gonna shave again, ever. I promise, Mr. Beard.
00:14Ah, it's okay, Petey.
00:16Ah, it's okay.
00:17All right.
00:18And we also bought our...
00:19Ah, Petey.
00:21What were you doing sleeping right in front of me? I don't even know...
00:23Ah, not a matter of...
00:26And all... Perfect.
00:27Okay, Petey, this way.
00:30I feel like, Stefano, you're losing your accent a little bit.
00:33What are you talking about? There it is.
00:35Are you happy? Yeah, that's better.
00:37Ah!
00:38What are you laughing at?
00:39Ah, it's my ex-girlfriend. Jesus Christ, she's crazy!
00:42She's freaking psycho!
00:44Watch out for her, Petey.
00:45All right, I'm just gonna...
00:46Ah, what are you doing?
00:48I forgot to...
00:50Ah!
00:50What the fuck, man?
00:52Twist nipples while going offline on Steam, which apparently doesn't work.
00:56Okay.
00:58Huh, that's weird.
00:59All right, I hope too many people don't spam me.
01:02Okay.
01:03No, I'm not gonna do that voice.
01:04Okay, here we go.
01:05Here we go.
01:06Here we go.
01:11Ah, take him!
01:12Take him!
01:15Stefano!
01:16Stefano!
01:17I don't trust these people!
01:18I know you don't, Petey.
01:19Seriously, though, let's get him.
01:23I don't trust you!
01:24Why am I so short?
01:25Or am I being tall?
01:26I don't trust you!
01:28Neither do you, Adam.
01:29Look at me.
01:30Look at me!
01:30What is it?
01:31No, I don't trust you.
01:34No?
01:35Okay.
01:35Okay, Petey.
01:36This way.
01:37But seriously, though, she's freaking psycho.
01:40Okay.
01:42Whoa.
01:46Okay, we're good.
01:50Take him!
01:51It's working, Petey!
01:51He's eating him!
01:53I hope at least.
01:55Holy shit, I can't believe this!
01:57This worked!
01:59Just be quiet, Petey.
02:00Don't make noises.
02:02You always make noises.
02:05Okay.
02:08How the fuck?
02:09Is there a sword throw-
02:10Put me down by the bed, Petey.
02:13I'll look for you.
02:14Okay, fine.
02:16Why can't I go offline?
02:18There we go.
02:20There we go.
02:21Ah!
02:22He's coming back!
02:25Holy shit.
02:28Okay.
02:28Stefano!
02:29Help me!
02:31It's okay, Petey.
02:32Share mode.
02:32I'm in share mode.
02:33Okay.
02:34Why isn't he going away?
02:37Okay, Petey.
02:38Round on three.
02:39To the right.
02:40One.
02:42Two.
02:43Three!
02:44Ah!
02:45Go!
02:47Where's Stefano?
02:48Oh, fuck!
02:49Where's Stefano?
02:55Oh, it was a poofer.
02:56Oh, I'm glad.
02:58I'm glad it was a poofer.
03:00Where's Stefano?
03:02Where's Stefano?
03:04Stefano?
03:06Did you take him?
03:07Did you?
03:08No, you fraud!
03:09Ah!
03:09Oh, there you are.
03:10What the f-
03:14Stefano?
03:17No!
03:17He's stuck!
03:18No, Stefano!
03:20Petey.
03:22I'm stuck, Petey.
03:23You have to continue without me.
03:26Oh, wait.
03:26Wait, wait, wait.
03:27No!
03:28I'm going anywhere.
03:29Petey!
03:29I don't care.
03:30You have to go.
03:31No!
03:31I'm not-
03:31Go!
03:32Why did you throw that at me, Petey?
03:34I thought I wouldn't let you go.
03:37I'm stuck.
03:38Don't you get it?
03:39Don't you get it?
03:40You never listen, Petey.
03:41That's the problem with you.
03:42Never freaking listen.
03:44Come on.
03:45Come on.
03:46Come on, boy.
03:47Yes!
03:47Yes!
03:48Okay, I'm proud of you, Petey.
03:50I'm really proud of you.
03:51Let's get the heck out of here.
03:55Ah, it's still locked.
03:56Well, let's-
03:57Ah, fuck.
03:59All right, let's try the other doors, then.
04:01Okay.
04:04Wow.
04:04I'm glad you're with me, though, Stefano.
04:06Yes, of course.
04:07I am Stefano.
04:08That makes sense.
04:09Okay, let's go here.
04:10Okay, this way, Petey.
04:12I know, I said it.
04:13Ah, Skully!
04:14You guys can talk while I-
04:15Okay, how are you doing, Skully?
04:16I don't know.
04:17Right, right, right.
04:18Okay, whatever.
04:18And while I-
04:20Ah, here's the key.
04:23Why did it go out?
04:24I'm-
04:25I'm not pumped!
04:26Ah, it's Piggy!
04:27Yeah!
04:28I'm pumped!
04:29I'm pumped!
04:30I'm pumped!
04:31What are you doing here, Piggy?
04:33Wait, where are you, Piggy?
04:34I don't know.
04:35I'm doing Mr. Sherwood.
04:37Fuck, it's been a while.
04:38Okay, Piggy.
04:40I'm so pumped.
04:40I'm so freaking pumped.
04:41I'm on a fish pump all freaking night.
04:44Me and you and me, Mr. Sherwood.
04:45All right.
04:46I'm good.
04:46I need you, Mr. Sherwood.
04:49Okay, there we go.
04:51There we go.
04:52Put you down.
04:54All right, I done my job.
04:55I'm Mr. Sherwood.
04:56And...
04:58Oh, so many keys.
04:59Wow, that makes me happy.
05:01Pick the room to this room's door.
05:03You pick the key to-
05:04Hey, Piggy.
05:05How are you doing?
05:06It's been a while.
05:08You like me by the bed, maybe?
05:11Did you like when I do the bounce there?
05:13It's my fat sounding, you know?
05:14That's my fat.
05:16This is how I penetrate, by the way.
05:18In case you're interested.
05:19That's how I do it.
05:21I'm just saying, it's not gay.
05:22It's not gay to tell people how you penetrate.
05:25I'm just saying.
05:26I'm a pig, I mean.
05:27Look at me.
05:28Look at me by the bed.
05:30You-
05:30You can't-
05:31You can't just say that you're not interested.
05:34I mean, I'm right here.
05:35Laying naked for you.
05:37Don't-
05:37Don't lie, Piggy.
05:38Tell me you're interested.
05:39Just-
05:40You can wink or something.
05:42You can do whatever.
05:43No, not-
05:44That's not-
05:46Oh, to be serious.
05:47I need it.
05:48Okay, all right.
05:48Let's go.
05:49Have you gone-
05:49Oh, wait.
05:50I saw-
05:50I thought I saw something.
05:52Lighting item, man.
05:53Lighting item.
05:55Huh?
05:56What?
05:57What the fuck?
06:00I don't trust that out here.
06:02Man.
06:03Oh, what the fuck, man.
06:04Okay.
06:06Okay.
06:06Okay.
06:07Where did Stefano go?
06:09Oh, there he is.
06:10Okay, let's go.
06:10Let's go, Stefano.
06:12What?
06:13Close.
06:15Close the door.
06:16Stop dropping me, Piggy.
06:17Seriously, it's pissing me off.
06:19Okay.
06:20Where are we going?
06:23Oh, it's so freaking dark.
06:28Hey!
06:29Are you the fake Stefano?
06:31No, of course not.
06:32That's the fake Stefano.
06:33That's-
06:34I don't even know.
06:35I have no idea how to explain it.
06:37They-
06:37It's-
06:38I know.
06:39It's my ex-girlfriend.
06:41She has, like, fake copies of me.
06:44She wants me, but she won't let her.
06:46And she makes fake copies.
06:47That's-
06:49That's pretty damn epic right there.
06:50That's the biggest Stefano I've ever seen.
06:52Yes, just imagine how big my, you know, is.
06:55Mine is bigger, though.
06:56Just saying.
06:57Okay, fine.
06:57Sure, whatever you say, Stefano.
07:00Wow, that's so awesome.
07:03Hey, does he have-
07:04You have a beard, Stefano?
07:06Yes, of course!
07:06I can't-
07:07You never noticed?
07:08No, actually, I didn't.
07:09Holy crap.
07:10I have a beard.
07:10That's awesome.
07:11Of course!
07:12I'm French.
07:12All French people have beards.
07:14Jesus Christ.
07:15No, they don't.
07:16Of course they don't.
07:17Okay, wait.
07:18I need to find a key or something.
07:21Freaking keys everywhere.
07:22Okay.
07:27Maybe it's-
07:28Hey, I can-
07:30This is epic!
07:33No, no!
07:33You got stuck!
07:34Okay, Stefano, let's go.
07:35Hey, what about me, but-
07:36No, I'm taking this one.
07:41Oh, wow!
07:42Wow, wow!
07:43If the monster comes, I'm gonna be like,
07:44Go, Stefano!
07:46Holy shit.
07:48Wait, maybe he has a key.
07:49Where's the key, brah?
07:50Tell me where the key is.
07:51I'm gonna use-
07:53Tell me where the key is!
07:58You're so awesome, big giant Stefano.
08:00I love you.
08:01I love you, big giant Stefano.
08:03I don't care if you're fake.
08:04I love your beard too, brah.
08:07This is locked now?
08:09Is there nowhere I can go?
08:11Wait, what is this?
08:12Oh, that's the fake.
08:14I am the-
08:14Oh, there's the key.
08:16I told you I was here just for you.
08:18And you're not!
08:18You go to the fake, Stefano!
08:20I have the key all along.
08:21I freaking hate you, PD.
08:23I hate you so much.
08:24Oh, god.
08:25Okay, fine, fine, fine.
08:26We'll do well.
08:27I'm just kidding.
08:27I was just kidding, Stefano.
08:28I'm just kidding.
08:29Please try.
08:30Okay, this way, PD.
08:33Let's go here.
08:34Oh, no!
08:37I didn't realize.
08:39I'm gonna say goodbye to Stefano.
08:44I don't-
08:45Hello, PD.
08:46You missed me.
08:49All right, good.
08:50We're good.
08:51Of course I missed you.
08:52Of course.
08:52Why is it so big?
08:54That's what she said.
08:54Okay, what is this?
08:58I'm not touching your butt.
08:59I'm just gonna pick up the key, all right, brah?
09:03Okay, PD.
09:05We need to go over here.
09:08Okay, okay.
09:10We're going.
09:11We are going.
09:12We're in action.
09:13We got stuff going on.
09:15Okay, now take it fucking easy, okay?
09:19Don't just rush like you always do.
09:22I'm so sick of you wasting your lantern.
09:25Oh, yeah.
09:27Why do you sound like you're coming?
09:29I'm not coming.
09:29I'm like agreeing with what I'm-
09:32Go, Stefano!
09:35This way, PD!
09:36Of course!
09:37Go right!
09:38I'm going!
09:39Oh, fucking fuck!
09:40Is he after me?
09:41Don't look back, PD!
09:42I'm serious!
09:42Don't look-
09:45Okay.
09:47Ay, caramba.
09:49Ah.
09:50Ah, that's pretty nice.
09:52All right, that's about time I had for today.
09:55I hope you enjoyed, and I'll see you with more-
09:58PewDiePie's nightmare, I think it was called.
10:00Not a good-
10:00Not a good title for me.
10:03I really like and favorite and all that kind of stuff, and bye-bye!
10:19Why can't I move?
10:22Okay, that was, uh-
10:23Ah!
10:24Bitch, I thought you were dead!
10:27You're so ugly!