Thane Furrows, an extremely cynical but unintentionally hilarious children's book writer, wakes up one morning, and, sin | dG1fWGxKY1BSYkVwQWc
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00:00Hi, sir. How are you today? What are you selling?
00:12Well, it's not so much what I'm selling, sir, as it is what I have to offer.
00:17What do you have to offer that just happens to cost money?
00:20I'll tell you, you gotta relax, man. Get away. Take a vacation. Please, I hate vacations.
00:35Even if you have a good time, the second you get back, everybody bobs you.
00:39Dude, did you have a good time? What did you do? Did you bring any pictures?
00:43It's a nightmare.
00:46Mark?
00:51Did that scare you?
00:53I told you, I'm fine!
01:05Again. Every time. It's really amazing, you know?
01:15Thank you very much!
01:31And I'm not coming back for him, either.