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00:00Welcome to S2024 of Netflix's Udaan Sankhya
00:30Welcome to S2024 of Netflix's Udaan Sankhya
00:51Good evening and welcome to The Great Indian Couple Show
00:55Thank you, thank you, thank you
00:59Thank you, please be seated
01:02Ms. Archana, how did you like my cafe?
01:05Mind-blowing!
01:07Thank you
01:09But tell me one thing
01:11How did you think of opening your shop here at the airport?
01:15Just like you think of putting a chair in front of my shop
01:18I thought the same
01:20What is a shop, Ms. Archana?
01:22Am I sitting in Shastri Nagar, preparing curd?
01:25It's this cafe, CAF's Cafe
01:28We are on Netflix
01:30Change your vocabulary, baby
01:33Now we are coming in more than 192 countries
01:37My cafe is a hit, Ms. Archana
01:39Because I have received my mother's blessings
01:44Let me explain it to my all international fans
01:48Including Spanish, Russian, Japanese
01:50In India, all good things start with a mother's blessing and a father's money
01:59We have come into this world with a mother's blessing
02:02A mother is the one who teaches her child to speak
02:04It's a different matter that a mother stops her child's father from speaking
02:10In India, apart from parents, there is a buffet of relatives
02:13Uncle, aunt, uncle or aunt uncle and aunty, cousin, uncle or cousin uncle
02:23With so many relations, even if child isn't in schools, they remember all mother's names
02:28The good thing about British people is that they just answer with cousin
02:34And in our country the joint bond of family is very strong
02:38If something is fit for a whole family than its a big hit in India
02:40For example, our show.
02:41Everyone sits and watches it together.
02:43Absolutely.
02:46At the same time, the whole family can watch it together.
02:49Otherwise, there are many shows
02:51which are watched separately by the parents and children.
02:54Sometimes, when the parents start watching the show,
02:55half of it is already over.
02:58They get worried.
02:59Who saw it?
03:00They get worried.
03:01Are our children growing up fast
03:03or are our elders recharging themselves?
03:05You don't know, right?
03:08Because we have three families in India.
03:10Son, daughter-in-law, their parents and grandparents.
03:13And not just our own,
03:14we consider the whole world as our family.
03:16That's why it's said,
03:17Vasudhaiva Kutumbakam.
03:19And we welcome everyone.
03:20Like in our culture,
03:22we welcome the guests who come to our house
03:23with letters and strings.
03:26And those who enter our country under the strings,
03:29we welcome them too.
03:30Welcome.
03:36I remembered something.
03:38Today, for the inauguration of my cafe,
03:42we have invited a great family from the film industry.
03:46They have been entertaining the world
03:48for many generations.
03:50So, let's give them a big round of applause.
03:55Superstar, Mr. Ranbir Kapoor.
03:59Mistress, Riddhiva Kapoor Thani.
04:02And their mother,
04:04very beautiful, very talented,
04:06Neetu Singh Kapoor.
04:28Very nice.
04:47Hi Riddhiva. Welcome, welcome, welcome.
04:50Party!
04:54Come on!
04:58Thank you very much. Thank you.
05:00Thank you very much.
05:01A big round of applause for them.
05:04Thank you.
05:06A big round of applause for the Kapoor family.
05:13Neetu, Riddhima, Ranbir, welcome.
05:17Thank you.
05:18You three look so cute.
05:20Don't you feel like you have come down from the moon?
05:22All three of us.
05:23You too look great today.
05:24You look like Ranbir Kapoor's real girlfriend.
05:26Neetu, forgive me, but this is a huge compliment to me.
05:33So, friends, you all know that our cafe is going to be inaugurated today.
05:37So, who can be better than Ranbir, Riddhima and Neetu
05:41to inaugurate our cafe, brother?
05:47Come. Brother, come.
05:48Yes, you three.
05:49All of you, sit together.
05:51Yes.
05:52All of you, sit together.
05:53All of you, sit together.
05:55All of you.
06:04Thank you, ma'am.
06:06Thank you.
06:09Brother, if I may say something.
06:10It's such a historic day today.
06:12A show by one generation talent Kapil Sharma
06:15is being Syned on Netflix.
06:16So, perhaps, I as a hardship
06:19like you have been the black screen on Netflix.
06:23I am also wearing a red dress as N.
06:26So, hold this. Come here.
06:27Yes.
06:28Come here.
06:29And say, one, two, three, Tudum.
06:35Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Ranveer.
06:37Come, sir. Welcome.
06:42You inaugurated it.
06:43If a lady comes and tells you to put 11 lakhs or 21 lakhs as a gift..
06:48..don't listen to anyone.
06:49Yes.
06:51Look at what Mr. Arshad has done.
06:52He has put a QR code of his name on the back.
06:55He has put it on this.
06:56This is his contribution only.
06:58So that we work hard here and his account keeps getting filled.
07:02He is talented.
07:04How are you feeling, Mr. Neetu?
07:05We have opened our cafe at the airport.
07:07Beautiful. Actually, we are sitting at the airport.
07:09Yes, this is the airport.
07:10Look, the plane is standing in front of us.
07:11In which you have your flight after that.
07:14Mr. Ranveer, did you face any problem in coming to your charter?
07:16Charter? Sir, I have never seen such..
07:18I never go to the charter with my own money.
07:20I sit on the charter which the producers give me for free.
07:22But I never go to the charter with my own money.
07:24No, I thought that you have earned so much.
07:27First of all, you should be applauded.
07:32I thought that it is such a big, grand hit.
07:36You must have taken two or three charters.
07:37Because what are the benefits of having your own charter?
07:40He has also told this in detail in the film.
07:43But he is so cute..
07:46..that you have put it on autopilot and went to service the passenger.
07:54This shows how down to floor he is.
07:58Down to floor.
08:01Many congratulations, Mr. Ranveer.
08:02Thank you, sir.
08:03You have created a sensation at the box office and worldwide.
08:06Your movie is trending on Netflix as well.
08:08That's great.
08:09Thank you.
08:14But this is what is called character.
08:16It was such a big, grand hit.
08:18But still, he is sitting on the sofa with me.
08:20As soon as Ms. Archana came to know that our show is coming in 192 countries..
08:24..she will not believe it. She asked for a jet from Netflix.
08:27She said that she will come in a private jet.
08:29Normally, she comes in a jet from Madras to here.
08:31Yes.
08:33That's true.
08:34I think the fare is Rs. 15.
08:36Rs. 10.
08:37You eat a ticket for Rs. 10 and peanuts for Rs. 5.
08:40Really?
08:41So, it was Rs. 15.
08:42But, Ms. Archana, this is what happens.
08:44Yes.
08:45You should never fly like this.
08:46Yes.
08:47The movie earned Rs. 1,000 crores.
08:49Yes.
08:49He sat quietly.
08:50Right?
08:52As soon as she got the promo, she threw a party in the hangover..
08:55..and kicked her husband at night.
08:57Get up.
08:59You won't believe it.
09:02She said that she is coming to 192 countries..
09:04..and she is entering the arms of an international star.
09:07It's a very bad thing, Ms. Archana.
09:10Oh, God!
09:11Riddhima, tell me something.
09:12Tell me.
09:12A brother always gives his sister a gift on Rakhi.
09:16After earning an animal.
09:18After earning an animal.
09:19After earning an animal.
09:22Will you take a gift for her happiness..
09:23..or have you made a list of your happiness?
09:25The list is still going on.
09:27It's still going on.
09:27Yes, I am writing it. I have to add more items after thinking.
09:30I will give it to her.
09:32I will email it to her.
09:34I want to tell my audience that Riddhima..
09:36..is making her debut on Netflix with Bollywood Wives.
09:45You all know that talent is in the family naturally.
09:48It's in the blood.
09:49When we get our blood tested..
09:51..we get A positive or B positive.
09:52Her acting turns out to be positive.
09:55And that too, way above the range.
09:56Did you see the range in the animal this time?
09:57Absolutely.
09:58How did you take so much time to come in this field?
10:02Were you waiting to become Atal Setu?
10:06Actually, I made my debut at the age of 42.
10:10I came to your show two years ago.
10:12You called me spicy.
10:15Someone must have heard it.
10:16I put it in the show.
10:17They also wanted spicy.
10:20Spicy.
10:20So you are giving credit to sister-in-law.
10:21Absolutely.
10:23I am giving credit to Mr. Kapil.
10:24I have discovered him.
10:25People liked you a lot.
10:30Everyone has seen animals all over the world.
10:33Ranbir goes and fights with the big boys of the class for his sister.
10:37Ranbir, did Ranbir ever fight with anyone in his childhood?
10:40No, I did.
10:41I was a heavyweight champion.
10:43I used to beat his friends.
10:45What?
10:46He was a single person.
10:47He was a single person. I used to beat him.
10:50When he was a kid, WWF had become very popular.
10:53Yes.
10:54Undertaker, Hulk Hogan.
10:55Whenever mom and dad used to go out..
10:57..our WWF used to start.
10:59There was a time when she was elder to me.
11:01In 2-3 years, I grew up.
11:03The beating that I did to him..
11:05..I still feel bad, but I beat him a lot.
11:07What?
11:08Oh, God!
11:09Whenever we used to go out for dinners..
11:12..I used to tell Ranbir.
11:13I said, Ranbir, we are going out for dinner.
11:15You even touched my son.
11:17You should have seen.
11:18Okay.
11:18I used to give him a warning.
11:20And there was a complaint box.
11:21I used to fool him.
11:22I used to say, mom beat me.
11:25Today you have come with your mom.
11:26I would like to ask your mom.
11:28Yes.
11:28Ranbir is the snowy Ranbir.
11:30The calm one.
11:31Is Ranbir the snowy Ranbir..
11:33..or is the animal Ranbir the aggressive one?
11:35Can anything be worse than snow?
11:37Really?
11:38He is so calm.
11:39He is so calm?
11:40He is very calm.
11:41He is like Zen.
11:42He doesn't care.
11:44You are saying, he is a hit.
11:45Animal, animal.
11:46He doesn't care.
11:48What?
11:48That's what they say.
11:49And it's true.
11:50Children are a mixture of their parents.
11:53What do you think, ma'am?
11:55What qualities do you have in your children?
11:58So I feel..
11:59Yeah, they both have my calmness.
12:03I mean, they are cool.
12:04Till date, no one has spoken in a loud voice.
12:07Rhythmized like that.
12:08The whole world knows that.
12:10She has never spoken in a loud voice in her neighborhood.
12:15But I think the values that she has been given..
12:18..are given by my husband, Mr. Rishi.
12:20The value of time.
12:23The value of money.
12:26I think the biggest thing is to respect people.
12:30Respect, value for money, value for time.
12:34I mean, he was so strict with her.
12:36And the way he talks..
12:39Children see what their father is doing.
12:41So they see that.
12:43They both have good values.
12:45And I feel they will carry the same values in Raha..
12:48..because he is Mr. Rishi's son.
12:50Absolutely.
12:56They both studied abroad.
12:59They both were abroad.
13:00Riddhi was in London and he was in New York.
13:03So Mr. Rishi never spoiled them.
13:06He used to give them so much money..
13:08..that for a lunch, 10 dollars.
13:10For a dinner, 10 dollars.
13:12Even if they bought a handkerchief..
13:13..they would have to stay hungry.
13:15I mean, they used to have so little money.
13:17So I used to give them, keep a little.
13:20I used to give them, I used to spoil them.
13:22But Mr. Rishi wanted like..
13:24..cut to cut.
13:26He has brought them up very toughly.
13:29Good values.
13:30Good values. Yeah.
13:31It happens that when there are two kids in the house..
13:34..especially a daughter and a son..
13:35..you love your daughter more.
13:37You love your parents more.
13:39Was it the same with you?
13:40No, not really.
13:41My father was a little partial.
13:45Was he partial with you?
13:46No, but he never spoke to us in a loud voice.
13:50He was scared of his voice.
13:51I think our environment..
13:54Before social media, my father was an original troller.
13:58So at night, after drinking two lemons..
14:05..the first call used to go to my father's younger sister..
14:09..who is my aunt.
14:10And he used to troll her for an hour.
14:13He used to pull her like that.
14:14So we as an audience, because we all used to sit together..
14:16..my mother, Riddhima and I.
14:18We used to have a lot of fun, but she used to cry.
14:19She used to call her mother.
14:22She used to call my mother.
14:23And both of them used to get angry at my father.
14:25Okay.
14:25So this was a daily program.
14:27So for us, it was very enjoyable to see our father..
14:29..you know, playing the mischief with his sister and friends.
14:33So he was that kind of a person.
14:35He was always..
14:37I mean, he was short-tempered too.
14:38If someone made a mistake in our environment..
14:41..he used to lose his temper like that.
14:42That used to spoil our condition.
14:45I remember when I was young and..
14:48I mean, I didn't have much interest in eating vegetables.
14:50So my father used to look at me and say, move the vegetables.
14:54And my big tears used to fall like that.
14:56I mean, I used to get so angry.
14:57You used to cry.
14:59And she was such a person that she always had to..
15:01..keep her shop separate.
15:03Because she could not bear that if someone was eating..
15:07..onions, then the sound would come from their mouth.
15:09I used to get irritated.
15:10So if we were eating here, she used to go to the band and eat there.
15:14You can't go to Arsalan's house for dinner.
15:19And now her daughter makes so many noises.
15:21Yes.
15:23Karma.
15:24I saw your video at the airport.
15:27So they were entering the airport.
15:29The media must have come.
15:31So Riddhima was showing her boarding card..
15:33..and she was carrying it around.
15:35She was carrying it around.
15:36She was looking so cute.
15:37She likes it a lot.
15:39She likes to click photos, style them, post them.
15:42Before that, we had gone for Kareena's son's birthday.
15:44She had also come with me.
15:45She told me earlier that RK, the media will be there.
15:48So I will post this and that.
15:51She loves it.
15:52She loves it.
15:52The camera also loves Kapoor a lot.
16:11The first guest on Caps Cafe is Kapoor family.
16:15Kapoor.
16:21This is fun.
16:22And how are you all?
16:24And our lovely audience.
16:26Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, good night.
16:29Hello.
16:31Why are you saying different things?
16:33Sir, where are you lost?
16:35We are on Netflix in 190 countries.
16:38Here it is morning, here afternoon.
16:40Let me introduce myself. Myself, Chef Dhaniyalal.
16:47I make delicious food.
16:49Wow! Wow!
16:51I don't make any nonsense food, Neetu ji.
16:53Yesterday a customer came and asked me to make dum aloo.
16:56So I was sitting on a potato and making dum.
17:02Okay, listen to the funny thing.
17:03When I was sitting, there were four potatoes.
17:04When I got up, there were only three potatoes.
17:06Wow! Wow!
17:09Potato thief.
17:10Potato thief.
17:14By the way, Neetu ji.
17:16Today is the first day of our kitchen.
17:18So on the first day, we will inaugurate the first dish that we have made.
17:23Don't say no.
17:25No, no, no.
17:26We won't listen to no.
17:27No, no.
17:28Hey, don't do that.
17:31No, no, no.
17:35Don't do that.
17:36That day also my neck fell down.
17:39We won't keep it up again and again.
17:40Which dish is it? Show me.
17:41So this is our dish specially prepared for you.
17:44Ta-da!
17:48Wow!
17:49I told you that no one will do this.
17:50What is this? It looks like hot water.
17:52Yes, it is hot water.
17:53But is there a better dish than this in the world?
17:55This is the most healthy thing on the planet.
17:58See, there is no sugar or salt in it.
18:00It is gluten free.
18:02Fat free.
18:03It is totally free.
18:08By the way, I will tell you the truth.
18:09I am not a chef.
18:11I am a world class chef.
18:12Yes.
18:13You won't believe it.
18:15I make halwa without semolina.
18:18How?
18:20With carrots.
18:22What is the use of semolina in carrot halwa?
18:25Oh God!
18:29I just realized it.
18:31Okay.
18:34And if you say more such things,
18:37you will realize something else today.
18:42By the way, will you eat carrot halwa, Mr. Riddhi?
18:44Not Mr. Riddhi.
18:45Yes, please.
18:46Riddhi Maa.
18:47Why is he calling her Maa?
18:48She is so cute.
18:49She is like a child.
18:50Yes.
18:51By the way, even her mother doesn't look like her mother.
18:58Ms. Neetu is so pretty.
19:00So pretty.
19:01So sweet.
19:02It feels like Ranbir Kapoor is sitting here with his two sisters.
19:06Yes.
19:07It feels like all four brothers are wearing the same kurta.
19:14And it feels like a mother-in-law is sitting here.
19:17Yes.
19:18An old lady.
19:19Yes.
19:20Who taunts her every daughter-in-law.
19:22Yes.
19:23You are right.
19:24And the daughter-in-law is also like that.
19:25She taunts us and then comes back.
19:30No, but I wanted to ask you something.
19:32You must be having vegetables at home.
19:34So when the vegetable comes and finds out
19:36that it has come from the Kapoor family.
19:38Okay.
19:40So what is the reaction of the vegetable?
19:42Like the uneducated fruit.
19:43Does the uneducated person come to your house
19:45or does the educated one?
19:47Yes.
19:53He is a very strange person.
19:54Okay.
19:55The other day he was making an omelette wearing a nightie.
19:57Why?
19:58We learned the recipe of omelette from our aunt.
20:02Now she used to make it wearing a nightie.
20:06Then don't make the mutton of bossa.
20:08Because that is naked mutton.
20:18Come on.
20:19Now let's go.
20:20Thank you very much.
20:21We have to prepare more dishes for you.
20:23Enjoy yourself.
20:24Thank you.
20:25Have a good day.
20:26Thank you for coming.
20:35Okay, Ms. Neetu.
20:36Every mother dreams that her children will be successful.
20:40Ranbir is a superstar today.
20:42You yourself have been a superstar.
20:43I don't forget your answer.
20:44You had said once.
20:45Ranbir, I had asked your mother.
20:46When you got married and went to your family with Rishi,
20:51how did you feel seeing all the superstars around you?
20:54She said, I was a superstar myself.
20:58Ma'am, after seeing Ranbir's success today,
21:02do you remember any moment with your film or Rishi sir
21:06that how was that moment?
21:08The thing is, today's success is very short-lived, right?
21:13Your film was a hit for 3-4 weeks.
21:15Then the next one comes.
21:17We were successful for 25 weeks.
21:19Then we used to go to get trophies.
21:21You know, there were functions.
21:22Silver Jubilee.
21:23That high was different.
21:24Golden Jubilee.
21:25Silver Jubilee.
21:26Wow.
21:30Ma'am, like we were saying that all the superstars are in the family.
21:33Has any writer ever said,
21:34Ma'am, when you are having dinner, call us.
21:37I will give you narration.
21:38Someone will like it.
21:39Someone will like it.
21:42Has any writer ever come to your dinner?
21:43Once.
21:44Once someone came to my house.
21:46I mean, he was a family guy.
21:47He wanted to be a director.
21:49So he says, I want to narrate a script to you.
21:51So Rishi and I were listening.
21:53In this, the father is Rishi.
21:56In this, the mother is you.
21:58And the son is Ranbir.
22:01I said, what did my daughter do?
22:04Take him too.
22:06I remember my father had told me a story.
22:09When he packed up in Fincity at night.
22:12A writer wanted to narrate a story to him.
22:15So he said, come and sit in the car.
22:17On the way home, you keep narrating.
22:19So he sat in the car.
22:20My father made lemon water.
22:24And he said,
22:26So sir, the film starts.
22:28Far away, a hungry naked man is running.
22:32In scorching heat.
22:33In scorching heat.
22:34In scorching heat.
22:35Shatrughan Sinha is going in a chariot.
22:36And behind him,
22:37Your introduction.
22:38He is running in a thin, dry boot.
22:41My father said, stop the car.
22:42Get out of the car.
22:44What news can I give you?
22:51You know, even till today.
22:53Whenever I meet someone.
22:54Everyone has a story with him.
22:56An anecdote with him.
22:57An anecdote.
22:58That we met Rishi.
22:59He said this.
23:00This happened.
23:01So everyone has some kind of connection.
23:03Some memory.
23:04And he must have shouted at him 80%.
23:06And he only used to scream at people he loves.
23:08But he loved that.
23:09If he shouted, that means he loves you.
23:11I had to suffer once.
23:13You had to?
23:14Yes, the Diwali Pooja at RK Studios.
23:16And my father was very religious.
23:18So I think I was 8 or 9 years old.
23:20So I wore slippers and went inside the temple.
23:23I had to wear slippers.
23:24He was very religious.
23:25But you never suffered, Ranveer?
23:27No, never.
23:28Never?
23:29No.
23:30You suffered from your mother?
23:31No.
23:32Where?
23:33Where?
23:34No.
23:35Liar.
23:36No.
23:37Mom used to lock me in the bathroom.
23:38No, she didn't lock you in the bathroom.
23:39I used to say, come inside.
23:41Shut the door.
23:42I used to cry until the door was locked.
23:44That something will happen now.
23:47But mom, are you listening?
23:48What did Neetu ji say?
23:49I used to close the door a little.
23:51I used to start crying.
23:52Children can be explained like this too.
23:55I remember.
23:56There is a festival called Lodi.
23:57In which everyone lights a fire.
23:58And by mistake, I didn't see it in the dark.
24:00I lit a 5 rupee note.
24:02I lit a 5 rupee note.
24:03And my mom thrashed me for 50,000 rupees.
24:08We always see Ranveer.
24:10Whenever Ranveer's film is about to be released.
24:12We see him with his heroine.
24:14Today is the first time.
24:15That Neetu ji and Riddhima have come together.
24:17So it was your own decision.
24:19Or was it Alia's pressure on you?
24:21That after marriage, either you will go with me.
24:23Or with your mother and sister.
24:24With the heroine.
24:26He is the actual producer of life.
24:32It is said that a person changes after marriage.
24:35Both your children are married.
24:37What do you think?
24:38What has changed between Riddhima and Ranveer after marriage?
24:41Change means.
24:42I think he has become better.
24:44A person becomes better.
24:45Because I think they value each other more.
24:47Relationships.
24:49First there is childhood.
24:51And I think Ranveer has changed for the better.
24:53And now after Raha's arrival.
24:54He has changed even more.
24:56He has become so caring.
24:58He is such a loving father.
25:00Such a.
25:01You are an amazing dad.
25:02First child and now a daughter.
25:03Ranveer would have enjoyed so much.
25:05Blessed.
25:06Blessed actually.
25:08Sister.
25:09You have a real life producer here.
25:11I would like to ask him too.
25:13Has there been any change in him after marriage?
25:15No. He is still the same.
25:17He is still the same.
25:19Like Neetu ji said.
25:20It's good.
25:21He would have said the same.
25:22Very good.
25:23Very good son.
25:24He was mischievous before.
25:25He is still mischievous.
25:26But there has been a big change in my mother.
25:27She has come in a Punjabi suit.
25:30Now.
25:31She has come.
25:32That's a good thing.
25:34One day my mother was telling Ginni.
25:36My palazzo has come.
25:37I said what are they?
25:38She said you keep quiet.
25:39She doesn't know.
25:40She knows.
25:41Look at your craze Ranveer.
25:42This is my sister-in-law sitting here.
25:44Ritika Bhabhi.
25:45Hello.
25:46She never comes on our show.
25:47She is my sister-in-law.
25:48And the one sitting next to her is your sister-in-law.
25:49My wife.
25:50These two never come on our show.
25:52How do I come today?
25:57Welcome.
26:00Okay.
26:01We were talking about change.
26:02So I asked my mother how much has changed.
26:04I want to ask Ginni.
26:05How much has she changed after marriage?
26:07Good question.
26:08Ginni.
26:09She is the best person.
26:10She doesn't know how I was earlier.
26:11She knows.
26:13He stays in front of me.
26:15Yes.
26:17He comes out of the house.
26:18Then I don't take any guarantee.
26:19After coming out of the house.
26:20I come here only on Netflix.
26:21After that I go home again.
26:22What will I do in the car in between?
26:26Something.
26:27I mean.
26:28No matter what I say at home.
26:29Don't talk nonsense.
26:30Here people give me money to talk nonsense.
26:33She gets to hear it for free.
26:35But Ginni.
26:36She is such a good daddy.
26:37Tell me.
26:38Best dad.
26:39Hands on.
26:40Best.
26:41Yes of course.
26:42You fight at home.
26:43This is what she does.
26:46She didn't do it.
26:47I take care of my daughter.
26:48She started giving birth to another child.
26:54I mean.
26:56I mean to say.
26:58Then whose grace was that?
27:00What?
27:01Whose grace was that?
27:02Yes.
27:03Grace.
27:05Anaira was 5 months.
27:06When I conceived the second.
27:07Oh.
27:085 months only.
27:10Ma'am at that time.
27:11Covid was going on.
27:12Oh God.
27:13I mean.
27:14The shoot was not happening.
27:15So.
27:16I mean.
27:17Take a mic from her.
27:22I was watching Ranbir's interview somewhere.
27:25In which she was saying.
27:26After Raha came.
27:27Now I pack up on time.
27:28I go home.
27:30I don't go to parties.
27:32But this is a very beautiful change.
27:34Which you feel from inside.
27:35Isn't it?
27:37I don't feel like doing anything.
27:38I don't want to shoot movies.
27:39I don't want to go anywhere.
27:40Yes.
27:41I had to bring this show.
27:43192 countries.
27:44But.
27:46But the same feeling.
27:47That you have to sit at home.
27:48You have to see them.
27:49Even if she is sleeping.
27:50You have to stare like this.
27:51You know.
27:52I have never felt such a feeling in my life.
27:54Mom keeps telling me.
27:56Now you know.
27:57What I used to feel inside.
27:59I am getting that feeling.
28:00How mom used to feel.
28:01About me and Ritima.
28:03But one thing.
28:04I want to tell you.
28:05All her expressions.
28:06They are for the screen.
28:08In real life.
28:09He is a very.
28:10Like.
28:11Yeah.
28:12Okay.
28:13Fine.
28:14You know.
28:15He doesn't react much.
28:16On things.
28:17For the first time.
28:18When Raha comes.
28:19You should see his face.
28:20It's full of expressions.
28:21Wow.
28:22He goes like this.
28:23You know.
28:24He is so happy.
28:25So I told him.
28:26I said.
28:27For the first time.
28:28I see some expressions on your face.
28:29Animation.
28:30To see your daughter like that.
28:31I can't wait to bring her.
28:32On your show sir.
28:33That would be lovely.
28:34Please.
28:35Please.
28:36I will also call Naira.
28:39But I have to tell you.
28:40He is the best father.
28:41Alia is a good mother.
28:43She is outstanding.
28:44Alia.
28:45He is a hands on father.
28:46But this guy.
28:47I have seen many fathers.
28:48Like this.
28:50But did you change your diaper.
28:51Ranbir.
28:52For Raha.
28:53Yes.
28:54But I was a burp specialist.
28:55Okay.
28:56Every specialist.
28:57Yes.
28:58And she is crazy.
28:59She is crazy.
29:00She keeps looking for her father.
29:02Who does she sleep with?
29:03Who can put her to sleep?
29:04I think with Alia.
29:05Because.
29:06She gets peace there.
29:08But she wants to play with me.
29:09She likes to play with me.
29:11And you are the opposite of papa.
29:13My husband used to never.
29:14He was not very good with children.
29:15Okay.
29:16What is it?
29:17What is it?
29:19These days.
29:20I have seen.
29:21Every generation.
29:22The next generation.
29:23They are a little advanced.
29:24Not a little.
29:25A lot.
29:26And nowadays.
29:27There are a lot of gadgets.
29:28Electro.
29:29With them.
29:30They know the whole world.
29:31In my time.
29:32We didn't have a fridge.
29:33So we used to close the fridge.
29:34To see when the light would go off.
29:35The light would go off.
29:36Right?
29:37Or if water fell on the table.
29:38We used to use our fingers.
29:39To do something on it.
29:40How did you both play?
29:41In your childhood.
29:42We used to jump in the drain.
29:43What?
29:44Yes.
29:45We used to jump in the drain.
29:46What?
29:47Yes.
29:48So every weekend.
29:49We used to go to our grandparents.
29:50To spend the weekend.
29:51Every Sunday.
29:52There used to be a drain behind their house.
29:53A clean drain.
29:54Or a dirty drain.
29:55A dirty drain.
29:56A dirty drain.
29:57We used to catch small crabs.
29:58Crabs.
29:59So we used to catch crabs.
30:00Oh gosh.
30:01Our generation was very different.
30:02The best of both.
30:03We enjoyed a lot.
30:04Actually.
30:05True.
30:06Okay.
30:07Once.
30:08Somewhere.
30:09Somewhere.
30:10You told my story.
30:11I told my story.
30:12I told my story.
30:13I told my story.
30:14I told my story.
30:15But you had told me in my show.
30:16Ranbir had gifted his girlfriend.
30:17To Ridhima.
30:18We don't like to talk about such things.
30:19But we enjoy talking about these things.
30:20I had given my mother's jewelry as well.
30:21Really?
30:22Wow.
30:23Real jewelry.
30:24I was wondering how this girl would have worn this.
30:25This is mine.
30:26I thought you were going to become the daughter-in-law.
30:27Take this.
30:28You used to gift from the bottom of your heart.
30:29Always.
30:30How sweet.
30:31His mother is very sweet.
30:32I am very sweet.
30:33I am very sweet.
30:34I am very sweet.
30:35I am very sweet.
30:36I am very sweet.
30:37I am very sweet.
30:38I am very sweet.
30:39I am very sweet.
30:40I am very sweet.
30:41You used to gift from the bottom of your heart.
30:43Always.
30:43How sweet.
30:45His pocket money was very less.
30:47So he couldn't buy it.
30:49I hit him hard.
31:04What is this?
31:05Sir, a parcel has arrived from Caps Cafe.
31:07Our parcel?
31:08Yes, sir.
31:09It must be for me.
31:10Please check it.
31:11That's a big one.
31:12I'll be right back.
31:39You?
31:40You?
31:41My journey
31:43My heart
31:45My eyes
31:48Without you
31:52My heart is difficult
31:56You are my God
31:59I pray to you
32:03Without you
32:07My heart is difficult
32:11I feel helpless
32:15Without you
32:19My everything
32:22The whole world is yours
32:27I am crazy
32:30I am crazy for you
32:34My heart is difficult
32:38My heart is difficult
32:57This face was mine
33:01This body was mine
33:05I am as crazy
33:09As I am crazy for you
33:13What is this?
33:14Turbulence.
33:15What was this?
33:16Turbulence.
33:16Turbulence?
33:20Why do I feel that I have met such a stupid girl before?
33:24Yes.
33:26I am also feeling that I have seen you
33:28distributing food on the delivery app.
33:36I mean, have you seen Zvigator too?
33:38No.
33:39I haven't seen it either.
33:42Then this is what happens
33:44which leads to fights.
33:45Yes.
33:46Fights do happen.
33:48In fact, people also enjoy fights, you know?
33:51Yes.
33:52For one minute, they fight.
33:53And for the next minute, they fight.
33:55One guy was asking me
33:56when is the season 2 of your fight coming?
34:01Who was he?
34:02I asked him who he was.
34:03He said, he is Papa Razi.
34:04Oh.
34:05I said, Papa Razi is useless.
34:06We will talk to him when my mom is happy.
34:10No, listen to me.
34:11If you wanted to come, you could have come directly.
34:12Why did you come in this box?
34:14Actually, she was coming on Netflix.
34:15Yes.
34:16So, if there is any old thing that is not on Netflix
34:18they do a good job of packaging it.
34:22I said, I will also go out like this.
34:26Oh.
34:27How? How? Do it again.
34:32I came first.
34:33I will hit you later.
34:35So, imagine.
34:36Oh, my God.
34:37I am sorry.
34:40When did you guys come?
34:45When did you guys come?
34:46They came earlier.
34:47You just came.
34:48No, I am sorry. I got a little late.
34:49I met some traffic on the way.
34:51What kind of traffic did you meet
34:52that it took you six years?
34:53Oh.
34:56Actually, I came in six years.
34:58If you had come on foot, it would have taken you nine years.
35:01Do you understand?
35:05But I am very upset with you.
35:06Why are you upset with me?
35:08I gave you so many bangles and bangles.
35:11So much happened between you guys.
35:14Then you disappeared.
35:15Where did you go?
35:17Why are you asking me? Ask your children.
35:19I work here duty-free.
35:21Oh. Duty-free.
35:22Okay.
35:23My name is Dafli.
35:24Dafli?
35:25Dafli?
35:26Actually, my father was a big fan of Rishi.
35:29So, when I was born, Rishi had a photo of Dafli in his hand.
35:32Holding Dafli like this.
35:33So, he couldn't keep my name as Rishi Kapoor.
35:35So, he kept it as Dafli.
35:39Are you both okay?
35:40Why aren't you talking to them?
35:41I am talking to them.
35:42I am talking to them.
35:43I am talking to them.
35:44I am talking to them.
35:46I am talking to them.
35:47I am talking to them.
35:48Why aren't you talking to them, Ranbir?
35:50I know I won't talk to them.
35:52Why?
35:53Let it be.
35:54Are you married?
35:55What was so lacking in me?
36:01You gave me bangles. Do you remember?
36:02Exactly. He gave you bangles.
36:04She is returning it, mom.
36:05She is not able to take it.
36:06Look at your bangles.
36:08This is a mobile.
36:09So, I sold bangles and bought a mobile.
36:15I switched it on.
36:17What did you switch on?
36:18I switched it on.
36:19Oh!
36:20I won't keep waiting.
36:22Move on.
36:23Tell him.
36:26Tell him.
36:28I saw his movie, Aminul.
36:30Aminul.
36:31What?
36:32Aminul.
36:33Aminul.
36:35It slipped out of my mouth.
36:37Yes, I saw it.
36:38He looked good. Tell him.
36:42He is giving it to you.
36:44I don't want it.
36:46He is giving it with love.
36:47Give it to Alia Bhatt.
36:56I don't want it.
36:57He is so angry.
36:58Yes.
36:58Oh, God!
36:59Tell him.
37:00He should take out less shirts in movies.
37:06Mom, you tell him.
37:08I never look back.
37:09Oh!
37:13Poor mom is stuck in the middle.
37:16Do you want to sit together?
37:18No, I don't want to sit.
37:19You have matched with both mom and Ranbir.
37:31What do you want to do now?
37:33What do you want to do?
37:36Hi, Ms. Neeti.
37:37Hi, Mr. Dafli.
37:38If you want any perfume or chocolate, let me know.
37:42Sure.
37:42This is our duty free shop.
37:44You can come here anytime.
37:45Sure.
37:46Let me give you a test.
37:48Why are you selling it forcefully?
37:49I am not selling it forcefully.
37:51I will make you smell it. Give it to me.
37:58Smell it here.
38:00You see...
38:01Less perfume and more oil.
38:02I can smell it.
38:06Here.
38:06Make him smell the perfume.
38:07You make him smell the perfume. I won't.
38:10Okay, I will.
38:11Okay, it's my job.
38:12I am a customer. It's okay.
38:16There is perfume on this side as well.
38:17And this is the one with the gents.
38:19One minute.
38:20Stand here for a minute.
39:16Thank you.
39:18So cute.
39:45If you are at home, let me know.
39:51Don't lose me.
39:54You are the world to me.
40:00You are my heart.
40:03You are the heart of my love.
40:06Don't tell me.
40:09I am crazy.
40:10I am crazy.
40:11I am crazy.
40:12I am crazy.
40:14I am crazy.
40:15I am crazy.
40:17I am crazy.
40:21I met you before.
40:27For the first time.
40:30I met you.
40:33You made me crazy.
40:37Alia.
40:38I am crazy.
40:40I am crazy.
40:43You are the heart of my love.
40:55Sir, Ranveer sir's make-up is here.
40:57I am not worthy of showing my face.
41:03So, there are some questions, ma'am.
41:06Your fans want to know.
41:09They want to know which one of you is short-tempered.
41:13No one.
41:13Me.
41:14Not short-tempered.
41:15Short-tempered is wrong.
41:16We are not short-tempered.
41:18We are not stubborn.
41:20Not stubborn at all.
41:21Impatient.
41:22Impatient, yes.
41:23It's okay. You can say whatever you want.
41:24We will change the question.
41:25Which one is better?
41:26This one. Okay.
41:28Who spends more?
41:29Do you have an open heart?
41:30Both of us.
41:31Both of them.
41:32Is it?
41:32Both of us.
41:33So, you are taking out the pocket money that you got in childhood.
41:36We are taking out the baggage.
41:37You both went to New York for shopping.
41:41For 2-3 days.
41:42Wow!
41:44That's great, Shreya ji.
41:50Who has a stomach problem?
41:52Ranveer.
41:56Don't even tell me.
41:57You are telling me a secret.
41:58I will have to tell someone.
42:00Otherwise, there is something like bloating.
42:03Who is the best in bargaining?
42:06Mummy.
42:08Really?
42:08With the fish seller.
42:10I do bargaining every morning.
42:11Yes.
42:12When I have Rs. 200 left, I enjoy it a lot.
42:15Yes, that's true.
42:16He says, reduce it by Rs. 200 or Rs. 300.
42:19I enjoy it a lot.
42:20Archana goes to buy fish.
42:22If he doesn't reduce it,
42:23she says, you go away.
42:24You jump into the sea yourself.
42:30I am a vegetarian.
42:32Once, I caught a crocodile in a hangover.
42:35When I came out, I found out that it was such a big fish.
42:37Oh, my God!
42:38Then she left me.
42:39Oh, my God!
42:42I asked the question of bargaining because...
42:46Neetu has lost it.
42:49You are mad.
42:50Kapil, you are mad.
42:52I asked the question of bargaining
42:54because we got a breaking news.
42:56When you and Alia got married,
42:57Alia's cousins and sisters
42:59had put a demand of Rs. 11.5 crores.
43:01You will confirm whether it is true or not.
43:04They bargained and brought the money in lakhs.
43:07Is it true or not?
43:09No, it is not true.
43:11Did they give you some cash?
43:13No, I think it started in lakhs
43:15and I brought it in thousands.
43:16In thousands?
43:18Okay.
43:19Oh, so little?
43:20We got married at home.
43:21I have shoes at home.
43:24Take it.
43:25My cousin's sister told me,
43:26brother-in-law, it is Rs. 11 lakhs.
43:27I said, keep the shoes and keep your sister too.
43:31I knew it.
43:31She will come.
43:33She will buy new shoes.
43:35Maybe just to make people laugh.
43:37Yes, yes.
43:40Don't you want to go home
43:41and talk like this during dinner time?
44:00Come on, Nandini.
44:30Oh
44:49Yeah, yeah
45:00Somebody
45:03Will pass any kind of aggravation
45:08I don't know. He's a musty. It's the only moods a shoddy key
45:13Mere avarajika matlab simple and I've been on a sofa suit
45:17I
45:47I
45:49Oh!
45:53Oh!
45:55Oh!
45:57Oh!
45:59Oh!
46:01Oh!
46:03Oh!
46:08Oh, my God!
46:10How are you, Chote?
46:12Is everything okay?
46:14Live long and keep drinking.
46:20How come you are here, Jai?
46:23Where is the translator?
46:25The translator has gone to hell!
46:36The translator has gone to hell!
46:38You tell me, Mr. Riddhima.
46:40Does a younger brother need someone to understand his elder brother?
46:46Not at all.
46:47You are elder to me, so you will understand.
46:49I am here.
46:51I am here, Chote.
47:01What is he saying?
47:07You are the elder brother, so he should bow down.
47:10You are the elder brother.
47:12Yes, that's what he is saying.
47:14But why will I bow down to you?
47:19We will bow down to you, that's what he is saying.
47:22No, but your place is not here.
47:24Your place is here.
47:28I mean, behind you.
47:30Behind you.
47:32It's that side.
47:34You guys go.
47:36Sister-in-law one, sister-in-law two, sister-in-law three.
47:43Hello, hello.
47:45Chote, now I am here.
47:47Say whatever you want to say.
47:49I will translate it.
47:51Me to G.
47:56I love it.
47:58I am your biggest fan.
48:06Very good.
48:08Run, dear G.
48:11Run, dear G.
48:13Run, dear G.
48:15I watch all your movies.
48:25But.
48:29But.
48:31This can happen again, Chote.
48:34But.
48:35But.
48:40But.
48:41Animal is my favourite.
48:45I see.
48:48Superb.
48:50But I am dead in Animal now.
48:55So I won't be able to work in Animal Park.
48:58So you can take my elder brother for Animal Park.
49:01My elder brother is an amazing actor.
49:03My elder brother does a great job.
49:06He is the best.
49:08What are you doing?
49:24Chota.
49:26Chote, can you speak?
49:28Yes, I can speak.
49:30I can speak, brother.
49:31I can speak, brother.
49:34I can speak, brother.
49:37You don't have to do anything now, brother.
49:40You can go.
49:42Chote Ali.
49:44Chote Ali.
49:46You didn't have to say anything.
49:49You spoke.
49:51You don't need your elder brother here.
49:54I didn't mean to say that.
49:57I want to talk to him personally.
49:59Then do it.
50:01I have been worried for so long.
50:03There is no problem. Come here.
50:05Talk to him. He is listening.
50:07He is listening. He is not deaf.
50:09But he will become deaf the more you make him play.
50:20I didn't make any mistake in Animal.
50:24I was enjoying my third marriage.
50:28Neetu, you tell me.
50:29A man who has three wives.
50:31Will he get time to fight outside?
50:36I came to say sorry on the runway.
50:39Vanga Reddy said that you can't say anything.
50:43Chote.
50:45Are you apologizing?
50:47You are a young man.
50:50And you are apologizing?
50:53Chote, if I was in Animal.
50:55I would have blown up the handpump.
50:56There is no handpump in London.
51:00If there is no handpump, how do people drink water there?
51:04Our climax was on the runway.
51:06There were big planes there.
51:08I would have melted the plane and changed its shape.
51:11But I would have done something.
51:16It is not that easy.
51:18You would have done something.
51:20You have only one chance.
51:23That scene.
51:24That scene.
51:26It repeats again.
51:28You.
51:29Me.
51:31And Ranvijay is also here.
51:33You have only one chance.
51:37I want Ranvijay to come here.
51:40And if you were in Animal.
51:45What would have been its climax?
51:46Let's see.
51:48Vanga.
51:50Ready.
51:52Vanga Reddy.
51:53Action.
51:55I will hit seven people at a time.
51:57No dialogue.
52:01You can't say any dialogue.
52:03You can't do that.
52:06You can't do that.
52:08No.
52:12You can't do that.
52:14You can't do that.
52:16A person who can't speak can do that.
52:18No, I didn't say any dialogue in the film.
52:20Go and watch it with your Vanga.
52:21Go and watch it with your Vanga.
52:23I don't know.
52:25But if a person who can't speak can do that.
52:27You did that in Barfi.
52:29Tushar Kapoor also said that.
52:31Say it.
52:52Wow.
53:06Look.
53:07Rules.
53:09We will play with the rules.
53:11Sir, look.
53:13Don't do that.
53:15Listen to me.
53:16I really like you.
53:22Wow.
53:29Wow.
53:32Wow.
53:44Wow.
53:48Wow.
53:49Come on, let's go.
53:52Yes, brother.
53:54Thank you very much.
53:56You saved me.
53:57But next time, I won't spare you.
54:01Let's go. See you.
54:06It's time for our guests to board the flight.
54:09Nitu ji, thank you so much.
54:10Ranbir bhaji, thanks a lot.
54:12Thank you, bhaji.
54:13Thank you so much.
54:14You guys came and inaugurated our cafe today.
54:15There can't be a better inauguration than this.
54:19Bhaji, wherever I go in the world, people know Amitabh Bachchan, Shah Rukh Khan and Kapil Sharma.
54:27And I think...
54:28Love you, bhaji.
54:29And now, Netflix is such a platform which deserves you.
54:33Your shows will be watched in every country and in every world.
54:36And we are just very proud of you.
54:38Love you, bhaji. Thank you.
54:39Thank you.
54:40And you brought us as a family together.
54:43Thank you, guys. Thank you.
54:45Memorable.
54:46Memorable.
54:48Thank you so much, guys.
54:50See you next Saturday at 8 PM.
54:56India! India!
54:59Please welcome Mr. Rohit Sharma and Mr. Shreyas Iyer.
55:04You're married, right?
55:07These days, there's always a mic on the stump.
55:08Bhai, have you ever given someone a promise in anger?
55:11Promise?
55:12What can I do? My son is a coward.
55:14He's a chicken.
55:15He doesn't run.
55:16Has anyone ever given you such a weird advice, Amit?
55:19You must have seen all the cricketers at the airport.
55:21They wear headphones.
55:22Why?
55:23They don't hit in style.
55:25But I don't want to come to the team and swing an opening bat.
55:28Forget the opening, man.
55:31I can't wait after the bat.
55:33My sword is weak.
55:34I can't bend too much.
55:35Hit it!
55:36Goal!
55:42He's so happy.
55:43When the team abuses him so much,
55:44and when the opposite team gets a chance to take a wicket like this.
55:46He's talking about me.
56:06Goal!
56:07Goal!
56:37Goal!
56:38Goal!
56:39Goal!
56:40Goal!
56:41Goal!
56:42Goal!
56:43Goal!
56:44Goal!
56:45Goal!
56:46Goal!
56:47Goal!
56:48Goal!
56:49Goal!
56:50Goal!
56:51Goal!
56:52Goal!
56:53Goal!
56:54Goal!
56:55Goal!
56:56Goal!
56:57Goal!
56:58Goal!
56:59Goal!
57:00Goal!
57:01Goal!
57:02Goal!
57:03Goal!
57:04Goal!