It's Showtime: Hindi common ‘yung joke mo, Vice Ganda! (EXpecially For You)

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Aired (July 26, 2024): Ang EXpecial Couple na sina Maria at Lance, first hand na experience ang mga batuhan joke nina Meme Vice Ganda at Jhong Hilario.  Madlang Kapuso, join the FUNanghalian with #ItsShowtime family. Watch the latest episode of 'It's Showtime' hosted by Vice Ganda, Anne Curtis, Vhong Navarro, Karylle, Jhong Hilario, Amy Perez, Kim Chui, Jugs & Teddy, MC & Lassy, Ogie Alcasid, Darren, Jackie, Cianne, Ryan Bang, and Ion Perez.  Monday to Saturday, 12NN on GMA Network. #ItsShowtime #MadlangKapuso

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00:00For you, Maria and Lance.

00:02Hello po.

00:03Maria or Maria?

00:04Maria po.

00:05Maria.

00:07Maria, I just met a girl named Maria.

00:12The tone is wrong when there's a song like that.

00:15Maria, Maria.

00:18It's like a ball, right?

00:20What is that? A dance ball?

00:22Yes.

00:23Hey, hey, hey.

00:24Hey, wait a minute.

00:26You might fall.

00:27You might fall.

00:28I might fall.

00:29Before this became hip-hop, this was D.I.

00:32Dating iguan.

00:34D.I.

00:35Ouch!

00:36My kili-kili.

00:38You're already thin.

00:39My kili-kili has pimples.

00:41Maybe it's because of shaving.

00:43You're already thin.

00:44I'm already thin.

00:45Oh my God.

00:46When did GMA Gala end?

00:48I have an effect.

00:50It's late.

00:51It's late because I'm paying.

00:52So I'm already thin after GMA Gala.

00:54Bad drip.

00:55Please do it again.

00:57Anyway.

00:58Where are you from, Maria?

01:00I'm from Commonwealth, Quezon City.

01:02How are you there?

01:03It's okay.

01:04Did you get wet?

01:05Yes, a lot.

01:06You're from the Commonwealth, right, MC?

01:08Yes, Darin.

01:09I got wet in Filcoa and a few other parts.

01:12Even under the underpass.

01:13Under the underpass?

01:14Yes.

01:15Isn't that where the convention is?

01:16Yes.

01:17Really?

01:18Yes.

01:19Isn't that where the congressman is?

01:20Yes.

01:21Then you got wet outside.

01:23Yes.

01:24They didn't notice?

01:25They didn't notice?

01:26Anyway.

01:27So you're from?

01:28I'm also from the Commonwealth.

01:29You're from the Commonwealth?

01:30Yes.

01:31Do the people from the Commonwealth have common sense?

01:33Yes.

01:34I think so.

01:35But I'm sure they have common friends.

01:37Yes.

01:38They have common friends.

01:39Because there's a common denominator.

01:41Yes.

01:42Because they see each other.

01:43Where?

01:44In the common ground.

01:46Maybe they're like what you're saying.

01:48Come on.

01:50Join us.

01:52Tell us.

01:53Come on.

01:54Tell us.

01:55All right.

01:56Do you live together?

01:57No.

01:58No.

01:59I live in a barangay.

02:00A barangay?

02:01Yes.

02:02A barangay where you can live together?

02:03Maybe one in Bucana or Eskimo?

02:06Maybe one in a barangay in Bucana or Eskimo?

02:08Yes.

02:09Dulo-dulo.

02:10Dulo-dulo.

02:11There's also a place called Dulo in your area?

02:13Yes.

02:14Dulo-dulo.

02:15In our area too.

02:16Where is it?

02:17In Dulo.

02:18Yes.

02:19When I called you Dulo, you're from the cemetery.

02:20Really?

02:21Because there's a mausoleum in our area.

02:23Mausoleum.

02:24Mausoleum.

02:25But we're just called mausoleum because there's a mausoleum.

02:27There are really lychee trees there.

02:30That's why it's called dead end because...

02:31Dead end.

02:34Dead end.

02:35Yes.

02:36And there's no signal.

02:37Dead spot.

02:39The hosts there don't talk.

02:41Dead air.

02:45We have a lot of empty.

02:46Okay, let's make it a commercial.

02:47We're already laughing.

02:49It's just that we're not very successful.

02:51Why?

02:52The person behind you is laughing, right?

02:53Oh, no.

02:54That's why we're laughing.

02:57He's too high standard.

02:58You understand what I'm saying?

02:59Later.

03:00Later.

03:01And he changed his bonnet for today's video.

03:03Yes.

03:04You know.

03:05That's for Teddy.

03:07That's Teddy's bonnet.

03:08Anyway.

03:22Thank you.

03:23Thank you.

03:24Bye.

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