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00:00I'm dead!
00:02I'm dead!
00:04I'm dead!
00:06I'm dead!
00:08I'm dead!
00:10Tara Chand Brad
00:12Lato Veya Ba
00:14Dina Iko Chatke Chaad
00:16Bolo Tara Ra Ra
00:18You don't have to say it
00:20This is my master's favorite poem
00:22Bolo Tara Ra Ra
00:24Now go home and give it to your wife
00:26My wife has to do the real work
00:28My master only has Tara Ra Ra
00:30You don't even know
00:32what else your master has
00:34Don't talk nonsense
00:36Mr. Brad
00:38Will you get my son married?
00:44Come on
00:46Let's go home
00:48Bolo Tara Ra Ra
00:50Let's go
00:52I'm dead!
00:54You see?
00:56What difference does it make?
00:58Uncle, I had a wife
01:00If you had a wife, why did you marry Sajjad?
01:02I wanted to shake hands
01:04I'm not your friend to shake hands
01:06People come from far to shake hands
01:08Not to shake hands
01:10If you made a mistake, don't worry
01:12I'll give you two wives
01:14It won't make a difference
01:16You'll have all the qualities
01:18Who is it now?
01:20Tara Chand, let's go
01:22Rama is getting late
01:24You didn't get it
01:26He's not going to Lada
01:28He's going to Chowk
01:30What's wrong with Punjabi youth?
01:32They wear things after marriage
01:34If he's going to Chowk, he should've come here
01:36Instead, he came to Chowk
01:38Let's go
01:40Get lost
01:42Let me go
01:46Chowk is a famous disease
01:48which can't even be cured by an M.B.B.S. doctor
01:50Chowk can be cured by a person
01:52who has God's blessings
01:54He can be cured by a person
01:56who has a strong stomach
02:00You never told me you have a strong stomach
02:02I don't have a strong stomach
02:04I have God's blessings
02:06What blessings do you have?
02:08You have a sick leg and a broken leg
02:10You'll be fine now
02:12I'll be fine now
02:14You do the rounds
02:16Yes, Ustad
02:18This is called a marriage palace
02:20You won't find this anywhere else
02:22Whoever has a marriage palace card
02:24will have a great terminal
02:26They won't have to worry about their tent
02:28or Pandey
02:30Sir, cold drink
02:32How much is it?
02:34It's free
02:36Here you go
02:40It's expensive
02:42Get me four
02:44I'll get it right away
02:46It's expensive
02:56Ustad
02:58You should wash your hands
03:00before you eat
03:02This is water
03:06What kind of marriage palace is this?
03:08It should say whether it's tea or water
03:10You can have tea here
03:12But I've decided
03:14that if I get my son married
03:16I'll get him married in a marriage palace
03:18First ask the boy
03:20whether he'll get married or not
03:22He'll get us married
03:24But where will he get his daughter married?
03:26It's okay
03:28I mean
03:30He's not one of those who ask
03:32He's one of those who snatch
03:34Ustad
03:36Here comes the groom
03:42Bapuji
03:44I'm here
03:46You've been here for 25 years
03:48When will you come to the line?
03:50Why don't you come to me
03:52and take care of your family business?
03:54Family business
03:56is like a diamond business
03:58People die one day
04:00What's the point of coming to this world
04:02Are you the son of a Nawab?
04:04I'm not the son of a Nawab
04:06I'm the Nawab
04:08Really?
04:10That's great
04:12It's like learning from the Nawab
04:14You should do something
04:16so that you'll be happy
04:18I'm not happy at all
04:22Tell me honestly
04:24Have you worked all your life?
04:26Are you happy now?
04:28Learn to eat
04:30Get married
04:32You're still young
04:38Talking about youth
04:40makes my father angry
04:42I go to my in-laws
04:44and he makes me greedy
04:46That means you'll have to work hard
04:48Ustadji
04:50If I have to
04:52I'll do it
04:54I won't look good
04:56in the house
04:58I told you
05:00you won't find girls in Punjab
05:02Let's go to UP
05:14I'm Dr. Pardeshi
05:16My father is sick
05:18I want to see his horse
05:20Let me see
05:22He'll cure you
05:24I don't want to be cured
05:26I don't want to be cured
05:28You can't walk
05:30but you can talk
05:32My mother says
05:34my father makes fun of me
05:36If I make fun of you
05:38he'll scream
05:40Get up
05:42Let's cure you
05:44Lie down
05:46Straighten up
05:48Ustadji, what do you say?
05:50Your turn
05:52Ustadji, I...
05:54He's here
05:56Ustadji is here
05:58He'll cure you
06:00Your turn
06:02Lie down
06:04I don't want to be cured
06:06I don't want to be cured
06:08I don't want to be cured
06:10I don't want to be cured
06:12I don't want to be cured
06:14I'm sorry
06:16My father makes fun of me
06:18What's the case?
06:20My horse is broken
06:22At this age, I sleep with my hands together
06:24You're like a monkey
06:26Straighten him up
06:28Father
06:30Let's go
06:32Let him go
06:38Let him go
06:42I think
06:44my father has given up
06:46He has given up
06:48If he has given up his heart
06:50it doesn't mean he has given up his body
06:52He has to go somewhere else
06:54Father
06:56Father
06:58Father
07:00I'm fine
07:02My horse is fine
07:04I was just kidding
07:06If the joke was a little longer
07:08I would have been hanged
07:10This kind of joke is expensive
07:12That's why I have an insurance
07:14This kind of joke is expensive
07:16That's why I have an insurance
07:26Pooja is here
07:28Hello Pooja, when did you come?
07:30I came in the morning
07:32I went to pick you up, where were you?
07:34Pooja, I'm sorry
07:36She's from abroad
07:38I went to the station to pick you up
07:40I went there and found out that
07:42the bus has stopped
07:44I thought it must be a fake one
07:46How can it be a fake one?
07:48That's why I came in the middle
07:50So that the balance of the bus is good
07:52Why don't you come in the bus?
07:54And remove the doors
07:56What are you saying?
07:58When I get on the bus
08:00I have to remove the bus door
08:02That's true
08:04It's better to remove the door
08:06than the door of the bus
08:08Look at your dirty child
08:10He sleeps on the head of the bus
08:12It's dangerous for my life
08:14And you let him sleep
08:16If you do this to me
08:18People will think that I'm crazy
08:20They will ask me to remove the door
08:22You can do it
08:24Aunt, tea
08:26What kind of tea is this?
08:28It doesn't have leaves
08:30That's why it has this color
08:32I have bathed twice
08:34This week
08:36It's hot
08:38It's hot
08:40It's cold
08:42But it lasts for a week or two
08:44Who does the laundry?
08:46I do it
08:48Do you think they do any work?
08:50Listen to me
08:52If you don't bathe today
08:54I will kick you
08:56Get lost
08:58I don't like the breeze
09:00Look at the boy
09:02Look at him
09:04Who is he?
09:06He is the one
09:08who drives the bus
09:10He drives the bus
09:12But he doesn't look at me
09:14He doesn't look at my sister
09:16Brother
09:18Don't hit me
09:20I couldn't give you a gift
09:22So I hit you
09:26Aunt, stop it
09:28My hands are hurting
09:30First they hurt
09:32Then they hurt themselves
09:34It hurts
09:36At this age?
09:38Stop it
09:40Okay aunt
09:42Let it go
09:44My mother-in-law
09:46used to hurt me
09:48Then she hurt herself
10:02Hit me
10:04Hit me
10:06Hit me
10:08I will hug you
10:10Who is it?
10:12Drink some milk
10:14You were sleeping without milk
10:16Drink some milk
10:18Drink some milk
10:20My son is alive
10:22Drink some milk
10:24Drink some milk
10:26He doesn't listen to me
10:28He doesn't listen to me
10:30He doesn't listen to me
10:32I will drink some milk
10:34Aunt, he left my friend
10:36He doesn't care about his friend
10:38He doesn't care about his friend
10:40I will drink some milk
11:00Darya
11:02Darya
11:04Who went out of his room?
11:06He hit his sister
11:08Ustad
11:10Ustad
11:12I caught the black coat guy
11:14The black coat guy
11:16He must have come to steal the jewelry
11:18Who?
11:20Who?
11:22Who?
11:24I don't know
11:26He must have come to steal the jewelry
11:28He must have come to get rid of you.
11:29Who did he come to get rid of?
11:30Did he come to get rid of Rani?
11:31Who are you?
11:32Show me your face.
11:33I didn't show you.
11:34This is my key.
11:35Hey, Madhu's son.
11:36I thought you had my key.
11:37But you didn't even show me your face.
11:38Speak.
11:39Speak.
11:40Speak.
11:41You are Nimma's special friend.
11:42He wasn't Nimma's friend.
11:43He was my friend.
11:44The one who came to get rid of me.
11:45I will kill you.
11:46I will kill you.
11:47I will kill you.
11:48I will kill you.
11:49I will kill you.
11:50I will kill you.
11:51I will kill you.
11:52I will kill you.
11:53I will kill you.
11:54I will kill you.
11:55I will kill you.
11:56I will kill you.
11:58I will kill you.
12:01I will kill you.
12:03I will kill you.
12:04Stop it.
12:05Have you come here to be a Afro-Decade?
12:06D'you know what this means?
12:08Do you?
12:09This means that you are calling these poor people lowercaste.
12:11Please stop.
12:12Stop it.
12:13Come out with them.
12:14Come on.
12:15Come out.
12:16Come out.
12:17Come out.
12:18What's happening?
12:19Come out.
12:20What's happening?
12:21Come out.
12:22Who Perez Ventura.
12:23So cancel your ads.
12:24What's up with you?
12:25What were you doing with the keys?
12:27You know what?
12:29The girl had changed in the marriage palace.
12:40He hit me. He hit me.
12:42He hit me.
12:48We are ruined.
12:50He hit us so hard.
12:52He hit us.
12:54I am sorry.
13:00Listen to me.
13:02If he was here,
13:04why did you hit him?
13:06Don't come here again.
13:08Don't think about my son.
13:10He is ruined.
13:12Let's take him home.
13:14Come with me.
13:16How can we take him home?
13:18We have to do something
13:20to take him home.
13:22We will have to do something.
13:36Can't you cut your hair properly?
13:38My hair gets dryer.
13:40You left the fight.
13:42I'm not in a good mood.
13:44We're trying to mend your 침ond.
13:52Shut the car down!
13:53Shut up!
13:54You just want to be happy?
13:56Get lost!
13:57Why are you getting angry?
13:59We have prepared a new song.
14:00Let's start!
14:07Stop it!
14:09You guys have been singing for so long!
14:11I have been singing for so long!
14:13Take this Rs. 500 and go away!
14:14What are you saying, Sardar Acharya? Rs. 200?
14:17We can buy a goat for Rs. 200!
14:19And we don't take money from the beggars!
14:21I am not a beggar, I am a boy!
14:23You will be a beggar!
14:24Why are you getting angry, Sardar Acharya?
14:26Mom, let me be a teacher!
14:28Why do you want to be a teacher, Sardar Acharya?
14:30God has made you a teacher!
14:32Are you here to congratulate me?
14:34I am not a beggar, Sardar Acharya!
14:35If you want to congratulate me, take this money and go away!
14:38Go away!
14:39Go away!
14:40Go away for Rs. 100!
14:43Go away, I will congratulate you!
14:45Does the beggar come with you?
14:47No, he used to beg separately.
14:49But he used to send his dogs!
14:51When he used to beg with us, he used to send his dogs!
14:54The beggar comes with us!
14:55The beggar comes with us!
14:58Okay, mom, we will leave now.
15:00Son, let him stay for a few more days.
15:02Your father has brought him.
15:03No, mom, I have to go.
15:04You don't know about our family.
15:06My father is a drunkard.
15:07He drinks all day long.
15:09He has nothing to do with the family.
15:11She is his sister.
15:12She is my sister.
15:13She came to stay for two days.
15:15It's been two years, she doesn't want to go.
15:20How did you come here?
15:21Son, you don't know him?
15:23Mom, he came to our house as well.
15:25Okay.
15:25When I came, your aunt was also here.
15:29It's her love for her father.
15:31She can stay as long as she wants.
15:32And when I had to beg at your house...
15:34...because I was drunk in the gutter...
15:36...your father was there, right?
15:37He shouldn't have drunk so much.
15:39It's someone's father's drink.
15:41It's his drink.
15:41He can sit at home and drink as much as he wants.
15:43If you don't praise him, I will make him dance.
15:46We will make him dance, son.
15:48But you will have to make him dance.
15:50Now, dance.
15:51She went to the fair with her hand in her hand.
15:55She climbed on the elephant's trunk and danced.
15:58Say, Tararara.
16:00Tararara.
16:01Tararara.
16:02She went to the fair with her hand in her hand.
16:04Say, Tararara.
16:06Say, Tararara.
16:07Father, she has changed.
16:08I knew it, that's why I came.
16:10Say, Tararara.
16:12Tararara.
16:13Father, she has changed.
16:15Son, we knew it, that's why we came.
16:16Say, Tararara.
16:18Say, Tararara.
16:21She has changed.
16:22Tararara.
16:23Your aunt has changed me.
16:25Father, what are you doing?
16:27I changed the season, you changed the weather.
16:30What are you doing?
16:33I won't let you go.
16:34Otherwise, I will beat all of you.
16:35Go away.
16:36I am going.
16:46What are you doing?
16:48Check her.
16:55What is this drama?
16:58I told you, she is pregnant.
17:00Don't take her with you.
17:02She is sitting there.
17:03You are not able to beat her.
17:05How can I beat her?
17:06I will show you how to beat her.
17:09She is pregnant.
17:10She is pregnant.
17:12Check your mother.
17:14Brother, take her inside.
17:16Take her inside.
17:18Pick her up.
17:20Pick her up.
17:21Why should we pick her up here?
17:23We will take her inside.
17:24She won't come inside for 4 days.
17:26God knows.
17:28She was here 2 months ago.
17:29What are you saying?
17:32She will come inside in 2 months.
17:35She is very smart.
17:36I will beat her.
17:38Don't talk like that.
17:39Shut up.
17:40Mother.
17:41Come inside.
17:43Don't worry.
17:45I am here.
17:46Don't go.
17:47Come on.
17:48Nothing will happen.
17:49Don't go.
18:06Brother, can I go inside?
18:07Find a way to go out.
18:09We will take her inside.
18:12Father, I can't leave Mani.
18:14Who is asking you to leave her?
18:16She went inside.
18:17I will take care of her.
18:20Take Mani upstairs.
18:21And drag her.
18:22You are talking too much.
18:24Tell me one thing.
18:25Why did you send her inside 2 months ago?
18:31Mani.
18:34Why are you scared?
18:36I will be scared if I stay here.
18:42I can't live without you.
18:44Take me home.
18:47I won't let you stay here.
18:49Let's go.
18:50All of them are waiting downstairs.
18:51Let them wait.
18:53I will take you like Shaktimaan.
18:55Let's go.
18:56Shaktimaan.
18:57Let's go.
19:01Don't move.
19:02I know everything.
19:04I am telling you.
19:05Keep quiet.
19:07Don't act smart with us.
19:08I am telling you.
19:09The bullet is stuck in your throat.
19:14Will you open your mouth?
19:16Now leave the bullet.
19:18No use of drama now.
19:19This is not a drama.
19:20This is the real pain.
19:23Where is Shaktimaan?
19:25I am shooting at you.
19:27Let me go.
19:28Yes.
19:30I am shooting at you.
19:32I am telling you.
19:34The bullet is stuck in my throat.
19:37I have seen his face before marriage.
19:40I will teach him a lesson.
19:43Don't you dare to touch me.
19:46I will teach you a lesson.
19:49I will teach you a lesson.
19:52Leave him.
19:54I won't let him stay at home.
19:56Let him go.
19:58I will take care of him.
20:00I will take care of him.
20:02He will stay with us.
20:04I will take care of him.
20:06Why are you so worried?
20:09I am fine because I have a friend.
20:13I am tired of this man.
20:16I can't sleep for 2 minutes.
20:19He hits me a lot, I can't sleep for 2 minutes.
20:22Trust me.
20:24She is very innocent.
20:26So be it, why did you bring her here?
20:29I will buy you shoes.
20:31I'll buy you shoes, I'll find you a girl, I'll get you married, you can do whatever you want.
20:36I'm not going to make a decision without seeing her face.
20:46Mom!
20:47What's wrong with him?
20:47I want this girl.
20:49She has hands, and she's ready for me.
20:52She's so beautiful, and she has eyes like mine.
20:57How are you going to keep her?
20:58I got married, so I can't make a mistake.
21:03You've been single for 36 years.
21:05You got married to her, and now you want to get married again?
21:08Are we going to start all over again?
21:11Don't worry, son.
21:13I'm going to teach everyone a lesson.
21:15We're going to keep this girl here.
21:18I didn't bring her with me on the first night because I was afraid of all this.
21:22Because this was going to happen to you too.
21:24It wouldn't make a difference.
21:25If a girl comes home late, her mother tells her to go to sleep.
21:30And if a girl comes home late, where did she go?
21:32With whom? Why?
21:34What was she doing for so long?
21:36I'm asking you a hundred questions.
21:39If anyone else is lying, tell me.
21:42Or I'll hit you.
21:44There's no point in beating him up.
21:46Let's go.
21:46Dad, you go.
21:49I'm not going without Mani.
21:51Go, go, do your work.
21:54Mom, the police are here.
21:55If the police come, I'll go with them.
21:58Now this is your fate.
22:00Take her as a servant of God.
22:06Let's go, son.
22:12Don't hit him.
22:13Keep your ears closed.
22:15Dad.
22:16Sorry, mom.
22:18God didn't write Mani in my fate.
22:21I wrote it myself.
22:22Wait a minute.
22:25Did you forget something?
22:26Yes.
22:27I forgot to tell you something.
22:29What?
22:30You're breaking your own hands today.
22:32And I won't let that happen to you.
22:34Let's go, Mani.
22:39My wife ran away in front of you.
22:42Are you going to shoot me with a gun?
22:45Call the police.
22:46Not the police.
22:47Call Shreeke.
22:48Okay.
22:49Or I'll break your head.
22:50Shreeke.
22:52Shreeke.
22:54Come here, Shreeke.
23:01Why are you running away?
23:02He's your husband.
23:04I was going to tell you when you were pregnant.
23:06But you started taking pills.
23:08Get up.
23:09Shut up.
23:10I'm in pain.
23:11Pain?
23:12You're a man.
23:13Men don't feel pain.
23:14Got it?
23:15Let's go.
23:17Men don't feel pain.
23:18Men feel pain.
23:19Men feel pain.
23:20Run.
23:21Run.
23:22Come on.
23:24He took my slippers.