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00:00Last stop for another exciting adventure in outer space with Scott McCloud, Space Angel,
00:17in the story of The Gladiator.
00:21Evening star calling Starduster.
00:27Starduster come in please.
00:28Scott.
00:30If you can hear me, please come in.
00:32This is Starduster.
00:33What's the excitement professor?
00:34Over.
00:35You know that asteroid crystal discovered in Vector 5?
00:36Yeah, what about it?
00:37Scott, get this.
00:38That little gem contains over 80% beryllium.
00:39What's the mass professor?
00:40It's one half of Earth's moon.
00:41Holy cats, what a find.
00:42It's important that we get to the asteroid before an outsider discovers the gem.
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02:30We beat him.
02:54What's going on?
02:56Steady now. The hatch is opening. Look Scott, there's the Antinian. Creatures from Earth,
03:11you are helpless. We have a protective beam surrounding you and your ship. But why? We
03:18were here first. The inner galaxy law determines that this is our asteroid by right of first
03:24touchdown. Laws. Antinians have their own laws. And by the right of possession, this
03:30asteroid is ours. This matter must be arbitrated before the Interplanetary Space Council. We
03:37will settle this before the Antinian Space Advisors. They will know what to do. A force
03:46ray. I can't move. Oh, to think you could outwit an Antinian. The girl must come with me. Leave
03:58the last alone, you funky. If I could move, I'd... I couldn't reach my disintegrated life. Why are
04:06you taking the girl? She can't help you. To make sure you follow us to Antinia. Skipper, we can't
04:13leave Crystal. I know. I've got the upper hand at the moment. Good. He's turned off the force ray.
04:20We'll have to follow them to us. Aye, Skipper. And if they haunt him that last, they'll be sorry
04:26they ever saw this day. Should we notify the Space Council? Not while they have Crystal. No, we'll have to play by their rules for now. Well, it won't be long now. There's our destination.
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05:56We made it Skipper, I'm sure glad that's over.
06:11Me too.
06:12That belt of asteroids is what makes the Anthenians so arrogant, it's the finest defense barrier
06:18in this galaxy.
06:19Aye Skipper, and there's their main planet, stay ahead.
06:20Stand by for landing, we're entering atmosphere.
06:39According to inter-galaxy law, the first ship to touch down on an asteroid may claim it.
07:09Here we make the law, and there's but one way to settle a dispute, war.
07:15War!
07:16War!
07:17What kind of war?
07:18You will meet our gladiators in our fighting machines.
07:22Well now, we always enjoy a good fight.
07:26You will have a good fighter thing against our champions.
07:30You will have the privilege of fighting three wars.
07:33If you win two of the three, the brilliant asteroid is yours.
07:37And if we lose?
07:39To lose is to die.
07:42This meeting is adjourned to the arena.
07:45The first war will be fought with cannonmobiles.
07:52I presume I'll have time to practice the operation of this toy.
07:57You will get plenty of practice when the war begins.
08:00Real sports these Anthenians.
08:02You will find Zarko your opponent to be a wonderful teacher.
08:06He has won a hundred such wars.
08:09And now, you will mount your machine.
08:12The first war is to be fought until one of you is unable to continue.
08:17Scott, be careful.
08:21Keep your guard up, Skipper.
08:25The gladiators will take their place on the battle lines at either end of the arena.
08:35Let the war begin.
08:38Good afternoon, fellow citizens.
08:41In the blue chariot is Zokar, champion of Anthenia, victorious in over a hundred wars.
08:47Zokar, representative of the greatest culture in the universe, the supreme planet Anthenia.
08:56Now entering the arena, the red chariot carrying the earthling Scott McCloud.
09:02This will indeed be a glorious day for Anthenia.
09:06Once again, we shall prove the superior might of our planet through the efforts of Zokar.
09:16Zokar maneuvers into position.
09:19He prepares his battle attack.
09:23There goes Zokar.
09:26Obviously warming up this cannon, citizens.
09:30No cause for alarm.
09:32I've seen him do this a hundred times.
09:35Again, Zokar maneuvers for position.
09:39The earthling obviously has weak eyes.
09:43Watch the earthling, Zokar. He appears tricky.
09:46Observe, citizens of Anthenia, the earthling's puny efforts at battle.
09:51Kirsten, do you think you can make it to the start, Dustin, without being seen?
09:55I can try.
09:56Then get going. Call the space council and see if we can get some help out here.
10:01Right, tourists. See you later.
10:08Zokar is playing tectonic and dingo with him.
10:15Stop playing with the poor earth creature, Zokar.
10:18You're beginning to frighten him.
10:21Put him out of his misery.
10:23Zokar fires.
10:25The earthling is hit.
10:30Stay with him, Skibuk.
10:36Well, earthling, what can we do for you?
10:46Zokar has scored the first blow.
10:49That's it, run, earthling.
10:53After him, Zokar. Catch the miserable insect and crush him.
10:58No guns.
11:00No guns.
11:18Your friend is stubborn. Already he has lost his weapons.
11:22We haven't lost yet. You watch.
11:27Merely a question of time.
11:30Sorry, tourist, I didn't make it.
11:32Where did you find her?
11:34She was attempting to communicate with her galaxy.
11:36Good work, Kolzar. Keep them both under guard.
11:49Citizens, now pay close attention.
11:52Our glorious champion now closes for the kill.
11:55Now, Zokar. Now, for Invidia. Now, for victory.
12:06Merciful heaven.
12:08Get up, lad. Get up.
12:10Stop. Stop.
12:12Our gladiator is still standing.
12:14It would appear that we have been victorious in the first war.
12:18Is he...
12:19Just unconscious, Chris. I'll take him.
12:23Since you are unable to continue the war,
12:25I hereby claim victory and the Beryllium asteroid
12:28for Invidia and her planets.
12:31Hold on now. Who says we're unable to continue?
12:34But look at your man. He is unconscious.
12:37I challenge for the right to fight the next war.
12:40You? Very well. So shall it be.
12:44Prepare the next two gladiators for combat.
12:46If I may make a suggestion...
12:48Continue.
12:49If I may make a suggestion...
12:51Continue.
12:52Let's dispense with the toys.
12:54I wish to fight without weapons.
12:56We'll use our bare hands.
12:58You may not have the advantage of your strength.
13:01However, you may have your choice of weapons.
13:04The earthling will have his choice of weapons.
13:07The double-headed poleaxe.
13:09The mobile spear tank cannon mobile.
13:12The shield and disintegrator robot.
13:15The atomic crossbow carrier.
13:19The mobile mace and...
13:23the paralyzer.
13:27I choose the mace. That's more like it.
13:30Agreed.
13:31Take your friend to the ready room and prepare yourself for combat.
13:34How are you feeling, lad?
13:37My head...
13:39What happened?
13:40You rammed the black robot.
13:42You did well, lad.
13:43But I'm afraid we lost the boat.
13:46Taurus.
13:48What about the next war?
13:50We haven't lost yet.
13:52Taurus is going to fight the next war with mace and shield.
13:55Ah, this is one party I wouldn't miss for anything.
13:59I should be fighting.
14:00No, lad.
14:01You're in no condition.
14:02Warriors.
14:04Man your machines.
14:06Okay, old bull.
14:09Go get them.
14:10The gladiators will take their positions on the starting lines.
14:15This contest will be a fight to the finish.
14:18The war will be over only when one of the gladiators is unable to continue.
14:25Be ready.
14:26The battle will begin at the signal from the leader.
14:29Let the war begin.
14:32Once again, Zocar must have vanquished an Earthling.
14:35Now that he has warmed up, this should prove to be a simple task.
14:39The mace is most effective for close fighting.
14:42Make it quick, Zocar.
14:45Scott, I'm frightened.
14:46Don't worry, Chris.
14:48Taurus didn't come by his name accidentally.
14:51Watch it.
14:52Watch how quickly Zocar finds the range.
14:55This is it, citizens.
14:56Hold on to your helmets.
14:58Zocar will now make his move.
15:00Observe, citizens, how Zocar paints the Earthling out of position.
15:06Scott, this is brutal.
15:08I think Taurus can handle this.
15:10They're turning around.
15:12The last three battles fought with the mobile mace
15:14found Zocar an angry, vicious gladiator.
15:18This afternoon, he is the same.
15:20Watch, citizens, as our wonderful hero approaches with a slaughter.
15:24Goodbye, foolish Earthling.
15:25Take him, Zocar.
15:26Now.
15:27Taurus, he's been hit.
15:29No, he's okay, Chris.
15:31He just lost his windshield.
15:33The Earthling has lost his protective head guard.
15:36Just one more blow, Zocar.
15:38Look out, you fool.
15:41Get him, Zocar.
15:42Get him.
15:48He did it, Scott.
15:49Taurus won.
15:52The war is over.
15:54The white gladiator is victorious.
15:57We won this round, all right.
16:01I wonder what they have in store for us next.
16:04This round is yours.
16:06This round is yours.
16:08But for the last and final round,
16:10we will have the choice of weapons.
16:14Disintegrating rays.
16:17Disintegrator rays.
16:19Scott must fight in an unfamiliar machine
16:21using disintegrator rays.
16:23Don't miss the next exciting episode of
16:25Space Angel.
16:36You