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00:00WHO WANTS TO GET CRAZY FOR NEW YEAR'S?
00:06MOM THEY FOLLOWING ME MOM
00:08WHO?
00:08THEY FOLLOWING ME
00:09WHO? WHO FOLLOWING YOU?
00:10THE BUGS
00:11THE BUGS?
00:17is that real?
00:26oh you gotta...
00:30Toss me my keys.
00:33I said my keys.
00:34I thought you said printer.
00:35Why the f**k would I say printer?
00:37This kid's definitely on crack right now.
00:40Hi-ya!
00:42Hi-ya!
00:43It's an avocado!
00:48Thanks!
00:50Mother trucker, dude!
00:55Mother trucker, dude!
00:58That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.
01:01Watch your profanity!
01:03You got water, though!
01:05Water, though!
01:07Water, though!
01:09Get to Del Taco!
01:11They got a new thing called free shavaka-do.
01:15Free shavaka-
01:25Warren!
01:27F**k you, I don't even care!
01:29One more thing!
01:33Look at these books.
01:35You got X-
01:37I got what?
01:38You got X-
01:39Marlene, your speech was so good.
01:41I was like, I didn't even try, it was just like improv.
01:43Oh my god, why can't you just take the freaking compliment?
01:45Baby, I started when we were younger.
01:49You were my, my boo.
01:55Good evening.
01:56Aye, I told you, too. Aye, aye, aye.
02:02I'm about to whip up some dinner.
02:04I'm serious.
02:05Oh, don't do it.
02:06Oh my god.
02:07I'm done, I'm done, too.
02:08So I'm sitting there.
02:10Barbecue sauce on my titties.
02:15Are they helium balloons?
02:17I told you, the cars are helium balloons.
02:19It's too late.
02:20We're flying away.
02:21When I say slavery, you say sorry.
02:23Slavery.
02:24Sorry.
02:25It's okay, guys.
02:26I meet them.
02:27I go to church now, and I am in love with Jesus.
02:29Jesus.
02:30Dude!
02:31What are you talking about?
02:32Whoa.
02:34Hurricane Katrina?
02:36More like Hurricane Dardilla.
02:38Look it, look it.
02:40It's freaking bats.
02:42I love Halloween.
02:44I love you, bitch.
02:46Oh my god.
02:47I ain't gonna never stop loving you, bitch.
02:49Shit prank.
02:54Oh my god.
02:56Dude, ain't it cut?
02:58Oh!
02:59Shit.
03:03You can't go.
03:04No.
03:07I'm sorry.
03:08You can't go.
03:09You got this, Travis.
03:10Make them wait for it.
03:12Boom.
03:21Screamer!
03:24Screamer!
03:27Welcome to my kitchen.
03:29We have bananas and avocado.
03:34Hell f***ing yeah!
03:54What?
03:55You're not my dad!
03:56You also have something ugly as f***ing noodles.
04:05Electrolytes.
04:19Mom.
04:20What?
04:21I peeing on myself.
04:23You really?
04:26Um, excuse me.
04:27Are you Kylie Jenner?
04:28No.
04:29Oh, sorry.
04:30Bye.
04:36The cheese of truth.
04:40Immigrants cause cancer.
04:43Sorry.
04:44I'm so sorry.
04:47So sorry.
04:48So, so, so.
04:53What?
05:01It is Wednesday, my dudes.
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