Courtney tries to become an internet-famous toy reviewer with help from Bridgette, but none of her videos are gaining traction, and she's constantly overshadowed by Jude and Owen's videos.
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00:00Guys, I've decided. I'm going to be a WeTube star. I have all the right tools. Great bubbly personality, witty repartee, pretty hair. I was born to do this.
00:15Oh, that sounds like fun, Courtney. Lots of kids enjoy learning online.
00:19I know, right? Bridget, how would you like to be my camera woman?
00:23Cool. So what are you going to talk about, Courtney?
00:27Uh...
00:34I can't believe I didn't figure that out yet. Oh well, how hard can it be?
00:39This is Cooking with Courtney. For the first step, we're going to put all the ingredients into the mixer and turn it on.
00:45This is Riding with Courtney. The key to riding bikes is to make sure you keep your hands on the brakes at all times.
01:00This is Learning with Courtney. An aquatic bottlenose dolphin is famous for its intelligence and friendly disposition.
01:11Cut!
01:13How about we just do toy reviews?
01:17Good call.
01:19This is Tammy Tinkles. A baby you feed, squeeze, and change.
01:25There is nothing more exciting than the rush of feeling like a mother taking care of a child.
01:32Cut! Post it!
01:34Hey, Courtney, what's the video for?
01:36I'm going to upload it to WeTube and become an internet sensation.
01:41Can we help?
01:42Of course you can.
01:46By staying out of my way.
01:48Ouch.
01:49Sorry, guys. It's just that it takes a really specific combination of smarts and on-screen charisma to carry something like this off. And you just don't have it.
01:59Hey, we got charisma.
02:02Dude, what's charisma?
02:04I love charisma. That's when Santa Claus comes down the chimney.
02:09Check how many likes I got.
02:11Twelve.
02:12Yes! I love high fives.
02:15Is twelve a lot?
02:16It's twelve more than you got.
02:18Well, maybe we'll make our own video.
02:20Yeah, I bet we'll get twice as many views.
02:24Oh, yeah? Put your money where your mouth is.
02:27Okay, I'll bet you today's snack that we get more than you do.
02:32Wait, what?
02:33You realize it's chocolate pudding day, right?
02:37You sure about this?
02:39Unless you don't think you got what it takes.
02:42I'm sure. Come on, dudes, let's make a bet.
02:45Quiet on set and action!
02:55It's not a very exciting video.
02:57We're gonna need more balloons.
03:02That should do it.
03:03Now we're talking.
03:06Action!
03:13How did we not see that coming?
03:15Who cares, dude?
03:16Kids?
03:17Did you two just upload a video of Harold flying off into the sky to an uncertain fate?
03:22Um...
03:23Cause it got three million likes!
03:26Yes!
03:27Wait, what? Three million likes?
03:30Bridget, check mine again.
03:32Thirteen likes.
03:34Wait, it went back down to twelve.
03:36Sorry, I accidentally hit the like button.
03:40Anyway, keep up the good work, boys!
03:42Disappointment high-fives?
03:44There will be no high-fives until we make a video that gets more likes than them.
03:48Come on!
03:50Shouldn't we call someone about Harold?
03:53Hello? Hello?
03:56These kids are really, really talented.
03:59Just so funny and creative and...
04:02And then there's Courtney.
04:04And... action!
04:06Hello, WeTube viewers!
04:08Today, I am going to playtest Prince Pumpkin Face.
04:12Of course, you can change out his eyes or lips or any other features,
04:16but I like to make a choice and stick with it.
04:19Cut!
04:21Posted!
04:22Seven likes?
04:24Yay!
04:25High-five!
04:26No, Bridget! Seven is bad!
04:29Oh, wow!
04:30Did you make a Prince Pumpkin Face video?
04:33Bet that got a ton of likes.
04:36It did just fine, thank you.
04:38Have you guys done another video?
04:40Yeah.
04:41Check it out.
04:42Action!
04:44Ah, it's a vampire bat and he's hungry.
04:48Oh, look!
04:49A hapless victim, or as I like to call it, breakfast!
04:54Stay away from my unprotected neck!
05:00Wow!
05:01That's it?
05:02That's what you uploaded?
05:03Okay, I feel a little better about my video now because that was horrible.
05:09And how many likes did that get?
05:11Dude, we totally forgot to check.
05:14Did you just upload a video saying a vampire outbreak had begun creating a global panic
05:18and causing people to race to grocery stores to buy all the garlic in hopes of staying alive?
05:21Yes, they did.
05:23And I don't want to be mean, but...
05:25It got six million likes!
05:27Well, then...
05:30Keep up the good work, boys!
05:32Someday you're going to be famous!
05:34High five!
05:36Oh, right!
05:37High five, guys!
05:38Nope, come on!
05:40But I love high fiving.
05:42We will high five after I take them down, which I will!
05:48Action!
05:49Whoa!
05:51This is so bouncy!
05:54And that is how you bounce safely in a bouncy castle.
05:58Don't forget to subscribe for more awesome toy playing tips!
06:02Got it, and sent!
06:04There's no way this video doesn't beat the boys' videos.
06:07It's insane!
06:09A bouncy castle video!
06:11Good thinking, Courtney!
06:13Did you do a flip?
06:15Ooh, that's against the rules.
06:17I read it in the manual.
06:18You read the manual for a bouncy castle?
06:20Yep, and it clearly states no flips, no shoes, and no bears.
06:24That's weirdly specific.
06:26Owen! Jude! Any more uploaded videos?
06:29I sure got a hoot out of the last one.
06:31Almost as good as the one about the monkey sniffing his own butt.
06:34You kids sure are creative.
06:36We made another video!
06:38How many likes did I get?
06:40Oh, uh, 20.
06:4220 million? Yes!
06:44No, just 20.
06:46But I bounced.
06:48Several times!
06:5020 isn't bad.
06:51It's just about 20 million less than what Jude and Owen got.
06:54So, yeah, in comparison, it's horrible.
06:56But if you never judge yourself against people doing way better than you,
07:00you'll never have to know you're bad at things.
07:02Try that!
07:04I thought it was a good video.
07:06Using a toy safely, as instructed by the manual, isn't boring.
07:11Is it?
07:12This is awesome!
07:14Ah!
07:15No!
07:17Oh, man, this is gonna be good.
07:20Yeah!
07:23Human basketball boy Slam Dunk just got 8 million likes!
07:26Oh, come on! That's not even a thing!
07:29And people watch that?
07:31What is the world coming to?
07:33Dude, why do you want to make a video with the Tammy Tinkles doll?
07:37You'll see.
07:39Hey, record!
07:40The trick is, instead of feeding it water,
07:43you feed it club soda,
07:45and then you start shaking it,
07:47and keep shaking until...
07:50That was awesome!
07:53And I renamed her Vicky Vomits.
07:56That's wicked, bro!
08:00That was disgusting!
08:02And there's no way people are going to...
08:04Vomit Baby just got 11 million likes!
08:07Woo-hoo!
08:09Okay, I'm recording.
08:11Clearly, people only like videos when toys are being used
08:14in dangerous and inappropriate ways.
08:17So, here we go.
08:19You're gonna do a flip?
08:20No.
08:21You're gonna chew gum?
08:22Nope, nope.
08:24But I'm wearing my shoes!
08:27Inside the bouncy castle!
08:30Yeah, I'm not sure that's a thing.
08:33I'm in shoes, and I'm bouncing!
08:36Is this the anarchy you want, viewers?
08:39Oh, no! What have I done?
08:41Jump!
08:43Jump!
08:54Hey, what are you two doing here?
08:56It's a long story.
08:59And... set.
09:02Rocket a bouncy castle into space
09:04and find a friend you thought was gone forever
09:06just got 25 million likes!
09:09Bam! We got more than you two,
09:11Baby, get your pudding cups!
09:13Congrats, Bridget!
09:15We are officially Internet Sensations!
09:18High five!
09:19Hold that five.
09:20You were an Internet Sensation.
09:22The WeTube website said what you did was way too dangerous
09:26and you've been banned from posting any more videos.
09:32Former Internet Sensation high fives?