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00:00This programme contains strong language and adult humour.
00:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:31Good afternoon and welcome to the Countdown studio.
00:34Now, every day is a saint's day.
00:36Today, actually, it's the Saint Day of St Luke, presumably the Apostle,
00:40although, of course, there can be many St Lukes.
00:42Indeed, I think I'm right in saying that there are 14 St Catharines.
00:46That's not including my lovely partner, who is also a saint,
00:49although it hasn't been officially recognised by the Church yet.
00:52But today, the patron saint of St Luke's Day,
00:55the patron saint of doctors and physicians,
00:59our research department has dug up all their favourite doctor jokes.
01:03Now, Rachel, I want the answers to the following joke.
01:07Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
01:11I'll deal with you later.
01:13Thank you. Well done.
01:15Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed a roll of film.
01:19Tell me if it develops into something else.
01:22Let's hope nothing develops.
01:24Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a vampire.
01:28Come along.
01:29Next, please.
01:30Thank you. Well done.
01:31Doctor, doctor, some days I feel like a teepee,
01:35and other days I feel like a wigwam.
01:38You're just too tense.
01:41You should be enjoying this.
01:43Even as a tenth of what I'm enjoying it here.
01:47Doctor, doctor, I keep painting myself gold.
01:51You've got a guilt complex.
01:53Thank you.
01:54A big round of applause for Rachel.
01:55Full marks. Full marks.
01:58And we will personally go and have a word with the research department later.
02:03Yes, we will.
02:04Now, who have we got back here?
02:05Rose, Rose Doyle from Inishmore Island.
02:08This is your how many times you've been here now?
02:11This is my fourth time.
02:13So that's three wins.
02:14Yes.
02:15Very good indeed.
02:16I seem to recall that you left it rather late yesterday.
02:18I did.
02:19Pay attention.
02:20I understand you went on safari in Kenya last year.
02:23Did you see any of the big five, as I think they're known?
02:25Yeah, I saw all the big five, actually.
02:27All of them?
02:28I did, yeah.
02:29We were really lucky.
02:30We had a very good guide.
02:31Yes?
02:32And you were snooping around in the bush.
02:36Yes.
02:37Did you feel threatened at all?
02:38A little bit, but...
02:40It's good to feel threatened in the bush, I think.
02:42And you are joined by David Moore, who comes from Hull, and he's retired.
02:47And it doesn't say here what you retired from, David.
02:51I did a lot of work in the construction industry as site managers and contract managers, that sort of thing.
02:56But the last 12 years, I was a placement and monitoring officer,
02:59which was placing apprentices with companies to learn the trade,
03:03and then monitoring the progress as they did so.
03:05That's a good job to have.
03:07I got job satisfaction from that.
03:08Yeah, absolutely.
03:10I helped make a programme for the BBC about apprentices in the building trade, as it happened.
03:16And, no, we need more youngsters to actually go through the apprenticeship scheme and do it properly.
03:23Everybody thinks they're a plumber, yeah?
03:25Yeah.
03:26And they're not.
03:27And everybody thinks they're an electrician, and I know to my cost that they're not.
03:31Basically due to a fire in my cellar.
03:34May we please have a warm round of applause for David, an ex-rugby league player, and Rose Boyle.
03:47And, of course, Susie sitting next to Dr Phil, who's no joke,
03:52although he is indeed a comedian, an author, and a campaigner.
03:56Any jokes for us, Dr Phil?
03:57I'll give my favourite doctor joke.
03:58Please.
03:59A bloke goes to the doctor and he's got a lettuce leaf poking out of his buttocks.
04:02He says to the doctor, is it serious?
04:03The doctor says, I'm afraid it's the tip of the iceberg.
04:06Thank you very much, I'm here all week.
04:08That's until tomorrow.
04:10Any other questions?
04:11That's appalling.
04:12It's a great joke, isn't it?
04:13The tip of the iceberg.
04:14That will probably get edited out.
04:16No, trust me, that'll be in.
04:18Ahead of some of yours.
04:22Thank you.
04:23Now, may we get on with the business of the day, please?
04:26Rose, would you care to take us out of this ribaldry?
04:29I will.
04:30Hi, Rachel.
04:31Hi, Rose.
04:32Can I have a consonant, please?
04:33Thank you.
04:34Start today with P.
04:37And another?
04:40G.
04:41And another?
04:43S.
04:44Vowel?
04:46A.
04:47And another?
04:49I.
04:51And another?
04:53I.
04:54Consonant?
04:56H.
04:58And another?
05:00R.
05:02And final consonant, please?
05:04And a final T.
05:06And here's the countdown clock.
05:12ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS
05:40Yes, Rose?
05:41Six.
05:42Six.
05:43David?
05:44Six.
05:45Rose is six.
05:46Spirit?
05:48Thank you.
05:49David?
05:50Parish.
05:51Parish.
05:52Happy enough?
05:53Very happy.
05:54Is Dr Phil happy?
05:55Yes, I got a seven, though.
05:56We've got airship.
05:57Airship is in there.
05:58Very good.
05:59Now, then.
06:00Six all.
06:01David?
06:02Could I start with a vowel, please?
06:04Thank you.
06:05Start with A.
06:07And another one?
06:09U.
06:10Consonant?
06:13H.
06:14Consonant?
06:17F.
06:18Consonant?
06:20S.
06:21Vowel?
06:23E.
06:24Vowel?
06:26A.
06:27Consonant?
06:30M.
06:32And a final vowel, please?
06:34And a final O.
06:36And here's the clock.
07:07David?
07:08Just a six.
07:09A six.
07:10Rose?
07:11Six.
07:12And David's?
07:13Famous.
07:14Famous.
07:15Rose?
07:16Same.
07:17Famous.
07:18Both famous.
07:19Very good.
07:20And in the corner, Dr Phil?
07:22Nope.
07:23Amuse the famous sumo.
07:25We can't beat famous.
07:26Famous is the top one.
07:27Very good.
07:28So, 12 all.
07:29Hugging together.
07:30Rose?
07:31Consonant, please, Rachel?
07:33Thank you, Rose.
07:34K.
07:35And another?
07:38R.
07:39And another?
07:42S.
07:43Another?
07:46P.
07:47A vowel?
07:49I.
07:50And another?
07:52E.
07:53And another?
07:56A.
07:57Consonant?
08:00V.
08:02And another?
08:04F.
08:05And final?
08:06Consonant, please.
08:07And final?
08:09N.
08:10Stand by.
08:34Yes, David?
08:35Seven.
08:36A seven.
08:37Rose?
08:38Seven.
08:39David?
08:40Ravines.
08:41Yes?
08:42Same again, ravines.
08:43What's going on here?
08:44Very good.
08:45Ravines.
08:46And, er, Dr Phil?
08:47I've got spanker.
08:48Spanker for seven.
08:49Spanker?
08:50Apparently.
08:51Yep, you can be a spanker.
08:52OK.
08:53We hope to see you again.
08:54Bye.
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10:30Yes, David?
10:31Eight.
10:32And Rose?
10:33Seven.
10:34Your seven?
10:35Coleman.
10:36Coleman.
10:37David?
10:38Monocles.
10:39Monocles.
10:40Excellent spot.
10:41Well done.
10:42Very good.
10:43Well done.
10:44APPLAUSE
10:47Very good indeed.
10:48Any improvement on that?
10:49No.
10:50I've got monocles, but nothing more?
10:52No.
10:53Two sixes, solemn, et cetera.
10:54Coleman, as Rose said.
10:55But excellent.
10:56Well done.
10:57Monocles.
10:58Excellent stuff.
10:59So, 27 plays 19.
11:02Rose at 19.
11:03Rose, it's a numbers game.
11:05Can I have three from the top, Rachel, and three from anywhere else?
11:09You can.
11:10Thank you, Rose.
11:11Three large ones and three little ones coming up.
11:13And for the first one today, the small ones.
11:15A seven, one, and nine.
11:18And the large ones, 100, 75, and 25.
11:22And the target, 412.
11:25412.
11:26Here we go.
11:56Yes, Rose?
11:57416.
11:58416.
12:00David?
12:01Nowhere.
12:02No? No one off the drift?
12:04All right, Rose.
12:06Seven minus one is six.
12:08Seven minus one, six.
12:09Multiply it by 75.
12:10Multiply 75, 450.
12:1225 plus nine is 34.
12:15Yep.
12:16Take it away.
12:17And 416.
12:19Four away.
12:20Very good.
12:21But what about 412?
12:23Yes, if you say 75 minus 25 is 50.
12:28Add the nine, 59.
12:31Times by seven for 413 and take the one for 412.
12:35That's the way it's done.
12:36Well done.
12:41All right.
12:42So, Rose, just one behind David now.
12:45And we turn and we focus on you, Dr Phil.
12:50Thank you so much.
12:51You very tactfully told everyone to get their conkers out yesterday,
12:54so I just thought I'd start briefly by telling you how to examine your conkers.
12:58You roll them forward between thumb and forefinger,
13:00and what you're looking for is a lump in the body of the conker.
13:03And if you find a lump in your conker, go straight to your GP.
13:05That's my health promotion message of the day.
13:07Thank you very much.
13:08I'm now going to move on to love.
13:10I went on holiday to America, and I had a holiday romance.
13:14I don't know what your feeling is about holiday romances.
13:16Have you had one recently?
13:17More the merrier, that's my argument.
13:18Excellent.
13:19Do you kiss?
13:20First date?
13:21Given half a chance.
13:23I kissed Beyoncé was my holiday romance.
13:27I kissed Beyoncé within five minutes of meeting her, full on the lips.
13:31What do you make of that?
13:32This is me kissing Beyoncé.
13:34Look at that.
13:37Isn't that rather lovely?
13:40Beyoncé is a dolphin, and they have very pliable mouths, I find.
13:43There's a lot of give in that mouth.
13:44And Beyoncé came up, and she's trained to kiss.
13:47In fact, she then kissed everyone in the group, so I felt as if I wasn't particularly special.
13:51So that was probably the high point of my visit to America.
13:53I liked America.
13:54I loved the Grand Canyon.
13:56American people are interesting.
13:58We were going on an internal flight.
13:59I think the oldest air steward I'd ever seen, he must have been about 85,
14:03and he was sort of waddling down the aisle, and every now and then he'd trip, and he'd fall,
14:06and he'd go smack into my face, and he'd apologize.
14:08After he'd done it about three times, I asked him why he was still working,
14:12and he said his wife had very high Medicaid bills, and he had to keep working.
14:16And that's actually when you start to realize how lucky you are to have a national health service.
14:19Absolutely.
14:20You start going to America, you think, oh, there's something slightly odd here.
14:22Every city we went to, if you had lots of money, you could go to beautiful spaces, wonderful experiences,
14:27but there's always that underbelly of quite severely ill people on the streets.
14:30And again, it makes you realize how wonderful it is to have a national health service.
14:33The Paralympics, when it passed, Britain is five times as small as America.
14:38We won three times as many Paralympic medals.
14:40Why is that?
14:41I don't know the complete reason,
14:43but one reason might be that we have a national health service and better Social Security.
14:47So much as I loved America, there were bits of it that frightened me.
14:50Another bit that frightened me, we were very sadly there when the shooting was on in Colorado,
14:54and lots of people took to the airwaves saying, what we need is more guns, not less.
14:58If everybody in the cinema had a gun, they'd have taken them down.
15:01And it's the most frightening thing in the world.
15:03So you meet wonderful people, you have wonderful experiences,
15:06but it makes you glad, A, you live in a country that has a national health service,
15:11and B, you live in a country with sensible gun laws,
15:13because there are bits of it that are really quite frightening.
15:15So sort of a mixed message.
15:16But Beyonce was my holiday romance.
15:18And if I can prescribe dolphins on the NHS,
15:20I haven't cleared it with the National Institute of Health and Clinical Excellence,
15:23but I'm putting forward a motion to prescribe dolphins.
15:25I think they're absolutely fantastic.
15:27That's brilliant stuff.
15:28That's my top tip. Thank you.
15:29Thank you.
15:32Excellent stuff.
15:33Excellent stuff.
15:34But now it's time for a teatime teaser.
15:37And the teaser is Rome Reps.
15:40The clue?
15:41There were reps of Rome back in the old days.
15:43There were reps of Rome back in the old days.
16:01Welcome back. I left you with the clue.
16:03There were reps of Rome back in the old days.
16:06And the answer?
16:07Emperors.
16:08Imperators.
16:1026 to 27. Just one point behind, Rose.
16:13David, will you maintain your lead? Letters game.
16:17A vowel, please.
16:18Thank you, Dave.
16:20U
16:21Another one, please.
16:23E
16:24And another one.
16:26O
16:28Consonant.
16:30J
16:31Consonant.
16:33S
16:35Consonant.
16:37N
16:39Consonant.
16:41L
16:43Consonant.
16:45T
16:47And a vowel, please.
16:48And the last one.
16:50A
16:52Stand by.
17:06Eb
17:08Eb
17:22Eb
17:24David?
17:25Six.
17:26Yes, Rose?
17:27Six.
17:28Six. Well done, Rose. Thank you very much.
17:30David?
17:31Jostle.
17:32Jostle.
17:33Yes, Rose?
17:34Salute.
17:35Salute. Any advances?
17:39I think jealous is in there, isn't it?
17:41I think jealous is there for seven, is that it?
17:43Yep.
17:44Anything else?
17:45Absolutely right. And also etalons.
17:47Etalons?
17:48Yes.
17:49Not French for stallion?
17:50No.
17:51I think it's French meaning a standard of measurement.
17:54Nothing else?
17:55No.
17:56All right. Very good. 32 to 33.
17:59David, you're 33, still maintaining your lead as we turn to Rose.
18:03Consonant, please, Rachel.
18:04Thank you, Rose.
18:05S.
18:06And another.
18:09M.
18:10And another.
18:13X.
18:14A vowel.
18:16O.
18:17And another.
18:19U.
18:20And another.
18:22E.
18:24Consonant.
18:26T.
18:27Vowel.
18:30I.
18:32And a final consonant, please.
18:34And lastly, D.
18:36And here's the clock.
19:02Now then, who's next? Rose?
19:11Seven.
19:12Seven. David?
19:13Only six.
19:14And you're six, David?
19:15Oxides.
19:16Oxides. Rose?
19:18Outside.
19:20Outside.
19:21Yes.
19:22Happy?
19:23Very happy.
19:24Deliriously happy?
19:25Yeah.
19:26Dr Phil?
19:27I've got tedious. Tedious, I think, is seven. I haven't got an eight. You got an eight?
19:30I haven't got an eight, no. There were a few sevens there.
19:32No.
19:33But no eights that we could find.
19:34All right. Well, don't, don't, uh, quirk yourself too heavily.
19:3739 now, Rose, to David's 33.
19:42And, uh, we turn to you, David.
19:45A vowel, please.
19:47Thank you, Dave.
19:48E.
19:49Another vowel.
19:51A.
19:53Another.
19:55E.
19:56Consonant.
19:59S.
20:00Consonant.
20:02H.
20:04Consonant.
20:06G.
20:07Vowel.
20:10I.
20:11Consonant.
20:14T.
20:15Consonant, please.
20:17And lastly, W.
20:19And it's TikTok time.
20:29MUSIC PLAYS
20:51Yes, David?
20:52Seven.
20:53Rose?
20:54Seven.
20:55David?
20:56Weights.
20:57Weights.
20:58Same. Weights.
20:59Two weights. Two weights.
21:01And in the corner, Dr Phil.
21:03I'm stuck on weights. I don't know if Susie's got anything else. Susie?
21:06No, I'm with weights as well.
21:07Weights. We've got weights.
21:08Weights all round.
21:09Yep.
21:10Weighted down.
21:1140, uh, to 46.
21:13That's, uh, Rose on 46.
21:15And we turn to you, Rose.
21:16Letters go.
21:17Consonant, please, Rachel.
21:18Thank you, Rose.
21:20T.
21:21And another.
21:24D.
21:25And another.
21:28T.
21:29A vowel.
21:31E.
21:32And another.
21:34O.
21:35And another.
21:38I.
21:39Consonant.
21:41N.
21:42And another.
21:45L.
21:47And another, please.
21:49And the last one.
21:51D.
21:53Clock time.
21:54MUSIC PLAYS
21:58MUSIC CONTINUES
22:02MUSIC CONTINUES
22:25Rose?
22:26Six.
22:27A six. David?
22:28Seven.
22:29Rose?
22:30Darted.
22:31Yes, and David?
22:33Deltoid.
22:34Deltoid, yeah, absolutely.
22:36Very, very good.
22:37Uh, and lentoid.
22:38That's something to do with the lens, is it?
22:40It is, exactly, relating to the lens of the eye.
22:43So, deltoid and lentoid are both there.
22:45Very good.
22:4647 to 46.
22:47But now, that time of day when a hush falls over this sceptred isle of ours,
22:53traffic stops, no hooting, even sirens on ships at sea.
22:57All silent.
22:58Because it's time to listen to Susie's origins of words.
23:03I'm worried now that everyone's falling asleep, that's why they're very quiet.
23:06But I wanted to talk today, or pick up a theme that I covered a little while ago,
23:11which is words for things you didn't know had a name in the first place.
23:15And I was brought back to this because we had Matt Allwright on quite recently,
23:18and he was telling me about the snib in a car,
23:21which is the little locking device that you push up and down.
23:24A lot of cars don't have them now.
23:25But that's called the snib.
23:27Which I never knew.
23:28Yes.
23:29And we were talking about ferules as well.
23:31Do you remember the little metal part on a pencil on the handle?
23:34A ferule, yeah.
23:35Or an umbrella.
23:36On an umbrella handle, exactly.
23:38So here's some more for you.
23:39The muntin is the strip that separates window panels.
23:44You know, that little tiny strip is called the muntin.
23:47Morton's toe is when you have a second toe bigger than your big toe.
23:52And I remember as a child always being told,
23:54if you had royal blood, you had this morton's toe.
23:59A brannock device is the one that measures your feet at a shoe shop.
24:04And finally, a feet, that F-E-A-T,
24:07is a dangling bit of curly hair on women, the bit that sort of comes down here.
24:11It's a bit like a kiss curl.
24:12That's called a feet.
24:14Wow.
24:15Brilliant.
24:20Brilliant.
24:21Now the traffic's moving again.
24:23Curtains are being drawn.
24:24Very good.
24:2547 to 46, David leads.
24:27And we look to you now for a numbers game, David.
24:29Five small, one large, please, Rachel.
24:32Thank you, Dave.
24:33One from the top row.
24:34And five little ones coming up for you.
24:37And for this next numbers game, they are nine, six, three,
24:42another nine, and two, and the last one, 75.
24:46And the target, 147.
24:49147.
24:53Yes, David.
24:54Yes.
24:56MUSIC
25:22Yes, David.
25:23147.
25:24147.
25:25Rose?
25:26147.
25:27All right.
25:28So, David, crack away first.
25:3075 times two?
25:3275 times two, 150.
25:34Take away the three.
25:35Not too tricky.
25:36147.
25:37Yeah.
25:38Rose?
25:39Same way.
25:40Why not?
25:41Very good.
25:4257 to 56, as we go into a tea time teaser.
25:46And the teaser is foul drug.
25:49And the clue, it's how you might collect your water on safari.
25:54MUSIC
26:07Welcome back.
26:08I left you with a clue.
26:09It's how you might collect your water on safari.
26:13And you collect it by the gourdful.
26:18Gourdful.
26:20Full of gourds.
26:22Full of gourds.
26:23What is a gourd?
26:25It's a container.
26:26Yeah, all made of...
26:27It's quite beautiful.
26:28A fleshy, typically large fruit with hard skin.
26:31And so, yes, it's hollowed and dried out.
26:34Very good.
26:35And now, Rose, let us go.
26:39Can I have a consonant, please?
26:41Thank you, Rose.
26:42G.
26:43And another?
26:46L.
26:47And another?
26:50Y.
26:52And a vowel?
26:55E.
26:56And another?
26:58A.
26:59And a consonant?
27:02T.
27:03Another?
27:07R.
27:09And a vowel?
27:12E.
27:13And a final consonant, please?
27:16And a final W.
27:18And here's the clock.
27:49Yes, Rose?
27:51Seven.
27:52David?
27:53Seven.
27:54Rose?
27:55Greatly.
27:56Greatly.
27:57Is it greatly, too?
28:00And at the corner, Dr Phil?
28:02I have gyrate. It's only six. It's a lovely weather, isn't it?
28:05Do you gyrate, generally?
28:07There was a time when, at every opportunity, I gyrated.
28:11But the hips now say no.
28:13Anything else?
28:14No, that's fine for now. One at a time.
28:1664-63. Still a point adrift there, Rose.
28:20David, letters again.
28:22Consonant, please.
28:23Thank you, Dave.
28:24T.
28:25Another one?
28:28D.
28:29Another one?
28:32T.
28:33Another one?
28:36B.
28:37Vowel?
28:39I.
28:40Vowel?
28:42E.
28:43Vowel?
28:46A.
28:48Consonant?
28:50F.
28:52And a final vowel, please.
28:54And a final I.
28:56Stand by.
29:15MUSIC
29:29David?
29:30Just six.
29:31Six. Rose?
29:32Six.
29:33David, six.
29:34Butted.
29:36Yes, butted. Rose?
29:38Bitted.
29:39Are you happy with those in the corner?
29:41Yes, absolutely fine.
29:43We could only get six, but we had tidbit.
29:45Which is an American, I think. Tidbit?
29:47Yes.
29:48Jolly good. Now then, 70-69.
29:51Still a point adrift there, Rose, as you go into a letters game. Off you go.
29:55Can I have consonant, please?
29:57Thank you, Rose.
29:58T.
29:59And another?
30:01C.
30:03And another?
30:05D.
30:07And a vowel?
30:09E.
30:10And another?
30:11I.
30:13And another?
30:15O.
30:17Consonant?
30:19Z.
30:21Another?
30:24S.
30:26And final vowel, please.
30:28And the last one.
30:30A.
30:31And here's the clock.
30:33MUSIC
30:43MUSIC
31:03Now then, Rose.
31:05Seven.
31:06David?
31:07Six.
31:08And your six?
31:09Seized.
31:11Seized.
31:12Rose?
31:13Coasted.
31:14Coasted.
31:15Coasted, absolutely fine.
31:17Seized, you need two Es, unfortunately, David.
31:19There's just one there, I'm afraid.
31:21It's bad luck.
31:22Never mind.
31:23Is there anything else in the corner there?
31:25Susie?
31:26Well, we could have dacoits, which are the armed robbers in Burma.
31:30They come up quite a lot.
31:32Something I don't believe in, zodiacs.
31:35Zodiacs.
31:36Pretty good.
31:37So, Rose in the lead, 76 to 70.
31:40Dave, last numbers game, and it's yours, off you go.
31:44Five small and one large, please.
31:46Same again, thank you, Dave.
31:48So, the last numbers game today, five little ones and one big one,
31:52and for this round they are seven, nine, five, ten,
31:58another seven, and a larger one, 100.
32:01And the last target, 525.
32:03525.
32:05Here we go.
32:06ELECTRONIC MUSIC
32:09ELECTRONIC MUSIC
32:35Now then, David.
32:36523.
32:37523.
32:38Rose?
32:39525.
32:40Shall we hear from you?
32:42OK.
32:43Nine minus seven is two.
32:45Yep.
32:46The other seven minus that two is five.
32:49It is.
32:50Add on to 100.
32:51105.
32:52And multiply it by five.
32:53Well done, 525.
32:55Well done, well done.
33:02Well done, Rose.
33:04As we enter the final round, scores are 86 to Rose, 72.
33:09David, who's in the lead for such a long time,
33:12but now it's the final round, conundrum time, fingers on buzzers,
33:15please, let's reveal today's countdown conundrum.
33:18ELECTRONIC MUSIC
33:34ELECTRONIC MUSIC
33:49OK, well, the conundrum's foxed us up here.
33:52Any bright sparks from the audience?
33:55Yes, sir?
33:57The youngster.
33:58Youngster. Let's see whether you're right.
34:01Youngster, well done.
34:03APPLAUSE
34:08Very well done, shame on you both up here.
34:1086 carries the day, Rose, well done, well done.
34:14Bad luck, David, because I thought that you had stumped her,
34:18that she came surging through at the last second.
34:20I'm not a champion.
34:21Yeah, she's good, she's good.
34:23But thank you, we're sending you home to Hull,
34:26with our best wishes and a goodie bag.
34:29I see here that you've acquired, or indeed been bitten by the travel bug.
34:33You went off to Sri Lanka to watch England play the second test,
34:36which they won.
34:38And worryingly, you've got a five-year-old Doberman dog called Tyson.
34:43I thought that was a name normally reserved for boxer dogs.
34:46It is.
34:47But you've given it to a Doberman.
34:48No, we didn't give him it, he already had it when we got him.
34:50Ah, so the previous owner was confused.
34:53Confused.
34:54All right, very good.
34:55Good luck to you anyway, and thank you so much for coming.
34:57We shall see you, young lady, tomorrow.
34:59Thank you.
35:00As we shall indeed see Susie and the good doctor.
35:03Thank you very much.
35:04You're welcome.
35:05And we'll try and dredge up some more pawning doctor jokes for you tomorrow.
35:08Rachel, it's been an exhausting day for us all,
35:11but we're going to have a quiet night, and we shall see you tomorrow.
35:14So no gyrating for you tonight, then?
35:17Possibly, possibly not. I'll let you know tomorrow.
35:20And we shall see you tomorrow, same time, same place,
35:24whether you've gyrated or not.
35:26You'll be sure of it.
35:56.