David Barlow feels sorry for himself and gets pretty drunk in this episode.Embarrasing Irma and Ken overall.He did guess right though that something is going on with Ken and Jackie Marsh the Journalist.
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00:00You
00:30What do you want paper? No, not that I like the one. Oh, all right. I don't know what's up with you
00:39You had eight hours sleep. Yeah. Well, I need nine
00:42Which one got you up?
00:44So she just sat there and giggled. I mean if it was teeth or something, but when they get you up for a laugh
00:49It's a bit much. Yeah, sure. It's not come love. It's Friday. They never heard of publish and be damned. There's no need to swear
00:56It's the title of a book
00:59Excited about you never read it when it does come. Oh, what about the public announcements column?
01:03Well, I always read the court circular the lads at the junction tap room
01:06I'd like to thank mine host for smashing New Year's Eve roll on some pats. It's nothing to do with David
01:11Is it I mean an article they've not done one of them. I don't know
01:16Anyway, I've got no control over what they're right
01:20Yeah, yeah, of course it is
01:23Well, no, not really
01:28You
01:33Breakfast on the table the local paper come on your chair
01:42We are going to eat that time, huh eat you put that stuff in your mouth and you move your jaws up and down
01:51That's all I needed what they've only flame you all gonna done an article on me
01:58It is
02:02What do they think they're doing
02:06The little boy who laced up his first football boots at the age of nine and dreamt of Wembley
02:12Saw that dream shattered 16 years later on a frozen football field
02:19At least they're on your side, but I'm Johnny will do without him
02:23By Jackie Marsh and Clive Owen Fleet Street, here we come
02:29Look over I don't want you spilling out in big black tight, but I'm some sort of pathetic has been
02:35There's a lot more to it was just a wet your appetite
02:38No kids been shouting his mouth off. I
02:41Think that David will now have to face facts and find himself a job at a local factory
02:46Said 27 year old schoolteacher Kenneth Barlow of 9 Coronation Street
02:51Although I understand that mr. Lambert has offered him a job at his local engineering firm
02:56David is now considering they offer who says I
03:01Well, I'm not not now today tomorrow next week or any other time full stop they can face that fact
03:06Oh, well, as long as we know, I thought I could have trusted me on brother
03:10David
03:11What your breakfast going cold?
03:13I
03:20Thought alcohol was supposed to have a low freezing point. That's not funny our elder
03:24It's like the Antarctic out there. I'll tell you even the milk's frozen. They want tea this way to break it off in lumps
03:30Where's the teapot in the kitchen?
03:33Hey
03:35Articles in oh, yeah. Oh, it's very well put Stan
03:40They've mentioned our Emma's anguish
03:44What?
03:45Anguish, you know what you get when tragedy strikes a
03:50Grim face doctor. He did look grim didn't he Stan?
03:54Oh
03:55Told David and his family. That's us that the sustained injury was worse than they feared
04:01He's attractive 21 year old bride Emma gasped as she heard the doctor tell David that his playing days were over
04:09Do you remember a gasping Stan? No
04:12You sure she didn't gasp? No
04:14funny
04:15His schoolteacher brother 27 year old Kenneth Barlow of 9 Coronation Street told our reporter
04:21It is tragic to think that it is only two months ago
04:25Since the old family gathered to see David and Emma walk down the aisle together on their wedding day
04:32Kenneth's got a lovely nature, you know
04:35Because it wasn't I really was it more like a corridor. Oh, we weren't there. No
04:40Well, they have to make it sound nice Stan. That's their job. I
04:45Saw you chatty about me. What's the matter? I'm escaping from Jerry Booth the demon worker. What do you mean? It's work
04:51It's got him in its gripping. He can't leave it alone. Oh, it's already got some of these days
04:54I know my motto don't you fair days work for a fair day's payment on every flaming day
04:58You ought to be ashamed of yourself both of you. You keep your oar out of it
05:03Well, look at him a grown fella played. Okay. He wants to go roofing in this weather
05:09well, all right, if
05:10Jerry the red-nosed reindeer wants to go roofing. That's all right
05:13But I've got my complexion to think about your bone idle a pair of you
05:17Ellie you shouldn't talk about other people's afflictions
05:19So you see I thought if I could I'd out here for a while
05:22He might call the chase off and then I can go back to bed. You think good idea. Do you want a copper?
05:26I think you got a bottle of alien from last night. Do you want it? You can have it if you want it
05:29It's pretty you can have it. Oh lovely. Don't put a nanny on me stomach
05:32Do you know it's only a quarter to nine in the morning? Oh, yeah, and you're boozing disgusting
05:38Have you got an opener eyes one here? Yeah, excuse me. I've got some work to do
05:43What are you doing home stunt? Oh just coming for a warm, you know
05:47hmm
05:49Have you got any good homes for tomorrow? What coupon? Ah, no, I'll leave it to the last minute a quick
05:54So I might make all the difference, you know
06:06With you mr. Fackler. Hi. Oh, mr. Fuck. I mean that's not him under table. Is it? Oh you mean land?
06:13Yeah, I'm with you this second Jerry morning, mr. Koffer, I've been looking for you all over
06:18Yeah, well I had to mend his leg his table legacy. That's funny. I don't remember it. It's not a book either
06:24Oh, no. No, it was a personal favor. I promise you faithfully now, didn't I? Oh, yes, Jerry. He promised me
06:30Mrs. Ogden, have you finished the table leg?
06:33Oh, thanks very much Stan
06:38What seven and six months Oh Stan don't tell me you forgot to what's having me I don't you promised well
06:45When Len said he'd come and fix the table leg
06:54All right, Kenneth Ed, ah, what can I do for you?
06:57Have a packet of blade stainless, please five. Yeah, fine. Hey, could I have a flick to your paper?
07:03Oh, you can have it. So my advert would be in it, but I must have been a bit too late
07:07All right. Thanks. What am I for the blade? I had two and four to you
07:11They had about the shop. You mean? Yeah, I expect to be next Friday
07:15There we are. Then. What's up? It's Jane. Thanks so much. And thanks again
07:19That's a pleasure. Oh, hey, by the way, what's that word for when one brother kills another fratricide wife?
07:33Well, so you're still here then embody if not in spirit mr. Sharples
07:37Oh, I made your body thinking of off enough to join your spirit in due course. Mr
07:40Sharples in due course and credit customers like yourself and mrs
07:43Caldwell will receive adequate notification and all outstanding accounts will be settled forthwith
07:48Hmm
08:00You know Jack love this place really does need something you only notice it when you've traveled
08:06Jonah Gordon drove me out to some lovely establishments
08:09You'd have adored them Jack little stone ends with white gravel car fasts and for caterings only, you know
08:15I am to and temperance a point for bitter
08:18Nice electric log fires burning and little plastic swords as cocktail sticks
08:25You know, it's nothing much Jack
08:27But it does somehow raise the tone Stan Ogden comes in here to so pale not to stab cherries out of dry
08:34Martini's still I think we could widen our scope a little yeah now supposing just supposing
08:40We were suddenly asked for a glass of Polish baboonia
08:45Baboonia genuine old Polish mead well genuine old Polish Ivan Tversky never asked for one when he lived here
08:52Why should Albert Tutlock start?
08:54Well, I sense an oncoming revolution Jack I'm attuned to these things and I should like to start with the cheese board
09:00Hey, we should never sell any cheese Annie and all the mice from the Renko factory be over here every night having parties
09:06Hello
09:10Hey you having one when you're on the job, oh, I'll just have our thanks, right
09:14We don't want you drunk in charge of a rooftop now, do we?
09:17Do you fancy a gherkin with it? Len? No, thanks mate. I knitted by myself for Christmas
09:25It's something I said well, I think we should go all fashionable, you know cheese boards and things
09:30All right, I sorry it's difficult to say where the humor if you can call it that lies in the mere suggestion to provide a
09:38Much needed and sadly lacking cheese for well, very good. Mrs. Walker. I'm very particular to a well-oiled cheese myself
09:44Thank you. Jerry. You see Jack public demand
09:50We'll make a cheese
09:55Very well considering we was late start and we'll be late finish. You don't know what I mean mixed
10:01Oh
10:03It's a beautiful article mrs. Walker, I went through two hankies and a tea towel reading it
10:09Kenneth said some lovely things about our David
10:23Hi, ah come in
10:25It
10:28Is 27 year old schoolteacher Kenneth Barlow, isn't it? Yeah, but any good newspapers Leslie just
10:38Well
10:41Have a drink
10:44Celebrate your name in print like no. Thanks. It's a bit early for me Dave and I'm working this afternoon working
10:51Forgotten all about that. You must tell me what it's like some time
10:56Oh
11:00Big brother is watching you
11:03Hey, that's not so bad. Is it big brother is watching you
11:07Bring up that bird on the paper. She could use that. No way. We are the serious bit. Look Dave
11:12She put words into me mouth. I didn't really tell her anything. Yeah gave her all the mush
11:16You want look Dave? I don't know Dave. I tried to be firm honest, especially after you'd phoned and told me not to tell her anything
11:21I
11:25Forget it
11:31What does that mean
11:37I've struck home
11:40Hey, come on, you're fancying it. Be honest. You're fancying it. Don't be a fool. You're fancying it
11:45Look, you're half-tight. You don't know what you're saying brother. Kenny's fancy the bird fancy
11:49Take shut up with your temper. All right, Dave. Look I'm off now. I've no point in talking to you when you like this
11:54I'll see you tonight then a
11:57Gant
12:00What you can't be good be careful
12:19I
12:41Have to hear the question first I'm up. Yes. Well, you know if you sell this
12:46Correction there. I'm up when I sell the shop. Yes when you sell the shop. Well, what'll happen to me?
12:51I mean the new owner might not want an assistant. Hey. Ah, yes. Well, I've been dwelling on that quite a bit over
12:56Of course, I can't guarantee they'll keep you on but I've been making a strong recommendation that they do you see
13:01You know the customers that's the main point to a buyer
13:05Have you got a buyer not yet? He hasn't been really advertised, you know, it might drag on for months
13:10I suppose it'd take a lot of money though, wouldn't it? Oh fair bit goodwill and stock for 1700 something like that
13:19Well, we seem a bit quiet I think I'll finish off my schedule D keep an eye on things will you Emma? Yeah
13:32What's a lovely brush like you doing in a dump like this
13:36Oh, I didn't know that you were a ventral
13:40Liquis never say that again. Oh
13:45I've seen you somewhere before now. Don't tell me don't tell me it was as a wedding. Oh
13:52David where did you get here? Give us a kiss? No, I'll pinch your garter David. Stop. It was a bitch
14:00I'm not kissing him. You've got to draw the line somewhere
14:06David is mr. Petty available. He's in the back mrs. Walker. Would you like to go through? Thank you?
14:17If I were you dear I should get him home, that's my advice
14:22You dear I should get him home
14:24David listen, we've got one way to come in here now and if you don't get out of here quick
14:30We'll not even have that
14:35I do hope that I'm not intruding mr. Petty. Not at all. Mrs. Walker. Sorry places in such a mess. No woman's touch
14:42Ah, but still you keep it very nice and tidy and they do say that a room reflects the personality. Ah
14:50French impressionist, isn't it? I think it's what what's called the Dutch school. Mrs. Walker. Oh, yes
14:55Yes, of course very similar, you know, it was the bold brushwork that misled me for the moment
15:01I'm an avid follower of sir. Kenneth Clark, you know, oh the art fella. There's a bit on the telly
15:07Oh, and so well, mr
15:09Petty, you know
15:10He has opened my eyes has sir Kenneth and it's not just that he knows his subject matter
15:17So well, he is so obviously a gentleman. I think he's on to a bob or two
15:24It's the breeding you and I know that mr. Petty good breeding comes over so well, you know on television now when
15:31Mr. Kenner smiles good evening, you know that there is not going to be the slightest suggestion of impropriety
15:39He even described that naked Marja woman, you know in the most innocent terms. I don't think I caught that one mrs. Walker
15:46Oh, yes, goya, you know
15:50He used to do one with and one without Oh
15:57without what
15:58well
15:59Clothes to put it crudely. You see you have to cast your mind back to the period in those days
16:06Apparently it was frowned upon to hang your naked wife on the wall
16:12So goya used to do two pictures for the price of one as it were. Oh, I see. Well, that's that's very interesting
16:18It's a bit like doing the tax, isn't it? You know one for you one for the tax
16:23Yes, and talking about sir. Kenneth leads me to the subject of my visit. Oh
16:28I see you want to buy the picture. Oh, no, no, no, no the betting shop. Oh, of course, that's all fallen through mrs
16:34Walker. Yes
16:35I know Jack told you and I wanted you to know how much I appreciate you resisting that man's efforts to buy you out
16:42Smith I'm still going to sell the shop mrs. Walker. Yes, but as a going concern, that's true enough and on to pastures new. Oh
16:51You know, we've done our best to raise the standards around here
16:55Sometimes I feel that it's a losing battle
16:58Whatever happens you must not blame yourself. Mr. Petty
17:02No, well, I'll bear that in mind mrs. Walker
17:06Look at that
17:09Perfect bottle control
17:14That's what happens when you keep it at school until they turn 15
17:18Well whimsical Walker, no, but you don't know we was always mrs. Sharples, isn't it? Do you come here often?
17:24Well, I used to before they turned it into a circus and mrs. Caldwell
17:29Yes, and you watch you've got isn't it? I know a trick with the new watch
17:33You take an egg and can I borrow your ass you keep it where it is. He's not too safe
17:38And he's not too sober neither mrs. Sharples. Can I get you something, please?
17:43Yes, I'll have a small loaf if you've got one left and he hasn't been handling it that Charlie was very good with eggs
17:48He could make them disappear up his nose. I don't know how he did it. Oh, you need a knack
17:53I think you need a big nose to Dave. No, no, no, no, you need a knack
18:05Well, I'll bet you that I can I can take the bottom tin from that part without this
18:18Very good. What do you do better wave an encore?
18:24That was funny you'll do that. Oh, I think it was an accident. Mr. Petty not running away like that. It weren't I'll speak to you later
18:36Well, what about a button no, no, no, it's January it's not there more. All right
18:41United no, no, they're saving themselves for the cool
18:44You know, I fancy I'm a cad
18:47I'm a cad. There's no foreign teams on
18:49That's what it says a Luke I'm a cat that's hammered to lack academicals and our own Coupon
18:54Oh, I fancy him. Drop it a permanent. No eight straight lines. Listen, look you put the crosses down. I'll do the thinking
19:03Who a stamp what about number 49 7 times 7
19:08I've got it all the Southampton
19:10So whether you see like a lightbulb of Burnden Park keeps it floating. Yeah, we only want one more. Oh, what about I'm a cat. Oh
19:17Oh, oh
19:19Oh, that's one thing. That's it a nice piece of the Bristol Channel and we've cracked it
19:23You've been saying that for the past 22 years. You got a practice. Oh, yeah
19:27You know when we use my tea leaves
19:29We won 16 and 8 pence and if you've been born on the 11th instead of the 12th, we could have retired on my birthday plan
19:35Why wasn't you born on the 11th? I don't know
19:40Who's winning who's always winning behind me back and all seven and six blooming blackmail money this morning we made a copy
19:48you see
19:49They put a cross where it says no publicity. I've done that Stanley and stop calling me Stanley. Well, yeah, I don't a load of begging letters
19:57I'll have you left alone. Keep this thing quiet live as I've always lived. I'm gonna catch the last coach now and your first pint
20:07Big gun David Soxman. Oh, yes, Chuck. I've done them in the sideboard left hand
20:11Hey, that were a lovely article about David in the paper. Yeah, I bet he's pleased
20:17Oh, yes, it's gone to his head that and a bottle of booze
20:20How'd you meet? Oh, well, don't ask me why but he ain't today
20:24Where's he now? I suppose he's at home sleeping it off
20:30That's what comes of mixing wine gums and shanties Jerry boy, come on two pints
20:38He's alright, he's just one head of Lenin me that's all
20:40Mrs. Tanner couldn't you persuade David to go home? Well, I could have a try. I don't think much good
20:46You won't know whether it's me or a fella
20:49Hey, come on Ringo. Come on. You still in the land of the living. Yeah, I'll give him a big kiss
20:54Look, you're joking. Of course. Come on Chuck. Come on. It's your auntie. I'll see. Come on
20:59Well, that's me finish short of the dance of seven bails. Hey David Bobby laws got you
21:06What can take it
21:08Think it's so much. I said do it not bad. This is it. It's better than aspirin
21:12You know, I think I'll take up boozing seriously
21:16Oh
21:22Flipping pencil
21:24Sorry love
21:26It's David, isn't it? Yeah. Well, it's not your fault. What's not the article? Oh, yeah the article
21:35David thinks it is. He should have had him at dinner time. Oh, I can imagine that he's sitting out at everybody
21:39Well, I don't mind telling you love. I'm worried. This article seems to be the last straw
21:43There's nothing wrong with it. I don't think he read it properly. No, it's not the point
21:47He didn't want an article writing in the first place
21:49It doesn't matter what it says does it and of course he thinks I revealed all but you didn't
21:55No, well, it's just being impossible. Yeah, I know but where does that leave it?
22:07I'm sorry to disturb you like that's all right mate. What can we do for you? Well, I've
22:12Well, it's your David really
22:15Well, well he didn't roll with like and he's a he's not feeling too grand you mean he's paralytic
22:20Hi, so don't can you better go? I'm stopping it Ken. Sorry. Look. No, it's it's all right
22:26Well, I'll tell you what, I'll go back and have another go and then I'll come and let you know like oh, well, thanks
22:31Jerry, it's very kind. It's all right. Well, I mean somebody's got to do it. Don't they?
22:36No, you're as bad as David you can't just leave him sitting in the Rovers
22:41Look, I went there. I come up with a bottle or something, wouldn't they? Well, I don't see what having a rouse got to do with it
22:47It's your brother
22:52That article I've told you don't know how many times
23:06Oh
23:20I'll leave it to you then. Thanks, Jerry. Thanks
23:22Oh
23:35She crying for oh, I'm not crying. Yes, you're a crying
23:41Well, how do you think I feel what's wrong about you David we've only been married two months
23:49Oh
23:50She gives a kiss a daughter's end up marrying the father's don't they?
23:53I tried to get as far away from mine as I could. Oh, I'm not like your dad
24:00I've got nothing to drink. You're exactly me. Dad. Look at you drunk. I'm not drunk
24:10Get off me I don't want you mauling me all in you
24:14Is that what you call it mauling you I can't take much more day. Oh, well, you don't have to hang about kiddo
24:20There's no flaming future in it
24:23You know what you see
24:33I've been thinking and I wanted to talk to you tonight because I've got an idea. Oh, all right
24:40Oh
24:42I'm listening
24:44Honest, I'm listening, right?
24:47Well, I've been thinking we could buy the car in the shop. You see. Mr
24:51Petty wants about 1700 for it and well, you can get some of it on a mark gauge
24:56What do you say?
24:59Let's go on a show
25:01Yeah, it's a very good business
25:04Put it all out by a little solid in here
25:09The corner shop
25:12What do you say who are really moving into the big time, aren't we Oh David will you stop
25:19Got one. What's about?
25:22Cut your coat according to your cloth. What do you mean?
25:27You think I'm all finished too, don't you all washed up just like the rest of them, hmm
25:33the flaming corner shop
25:35Well, you're not dragging me down to your level
25:37I don't know what you're talking about it somewhere to live a money coming in and so let's live coronation Street
25:42Yes, madam. No, madam for the rest of my life
25:47You must be stupid well, I don't know coronation Street's been good enough for you for a long time
25:52Oh, I you'd be all right wouldn't you with your mother live in a few?
25:55I
25:58Warned you well, you can save your breath
26:01Hey, where are you going? I'm going back to coronation Street because I'm sick David. I'm just up to here with you
26:09I've had enough
26:25You
26:55I
27:25You