• 3 months ago
A divorced older comedian learns that dating is no joke when he falls for a younger and more successful social media exe | dG1fZm5vT2ZqVzhnWXM
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00:00Why is the idea of dating, or even just going out, have to be so much pressure?
00:09I actually like reading too.
00:12What are you reading right now?
00:13A self-help book.
00:14You care to share the name of it?
00:17Yeah.
00:18What's the name?
00:19Climbing Out of a Dark Hole in a White World.
00:24Oh.
00:25Yeah, I can see that for you.
00:28Boring brokers and these weird delivery guys.
00:32It's just...
00:33Like, when she came through the door, like, she was like an angel.
00:38But then she opened up her mouth and then...
00:40Hold up.
00:41Did I look like Seabiscuit or something?
00:43Did I look like I answered a hey?
00:44Well, you're late.
00:45Aren't you the delivery guy?
00:47Wait, so was you considering this delivery guy?
00:51Relax, okay?
00:53Was she bad or was she bad bad?
00:55Because this is your fourth time talking about it.
00:57I'm not judging the man, alright?
00:59All I'm saying is the job that you choose, don't let that turn you into a negative person.
01:05That's the whole point.
01:06I thought I was going to have to call the boys on you.
01:08It was getting sent a run out on a check.
01:12Oh my God.
01:13Funny guy.
01:14I didn't realize entertainment came with the meal.
01:18Don't quit your day job.
01:19I came into town and I'm thinking...
01:21Hey, what you got?
01:22This comedy show, this Joke and Stroke.
01:25Joke and Stroke?
01:26What?
01:27It's not funny.
01:28That's that delivery guy I was telling you about.
01:30Oh shit.
01:31So you the robotic bitch with the ones and zeroes.
01:36The ones and zeroes.
01:37You know what?
01:38You a big boy.
01:39Figuratively.
01:41Literally.
01:42You gonna do your thing.
01:45If you want me to be a nun, just say that.
01:52We did that.
01:53I did that.
01:54You were here.
01:56Okay.
01:57I think we're ready now.
01:58Go David.
01:59Go David.
02:00Go David.
02:01Go David.
02:02Go David.
02:03I see.
02:04Weird.
02:05Um.
02:06Thank you.
02:09Keep it up.
02:11Umoja is the principle of Kwanzaa.
02:13And you know, it's really troubling that I gotta remind you guys about.
02:16Talking like somebody really left an impression on you.
02:19No.
02:20Day 50, we have to start watching the same program.
02:23You need to have a warning or something.
02:26That thing.
02:27My feet don't work.
02:28Oh my god.
02:29We've talked about this before.
02:32I'm about to lap your ass off for just allowing me to come up here and test this new material with you guys.
02:36Because let me tell you.
02:38I used to be a white boy.
02:40Nowadays, they say, hey, that's that white.
02:45Go ahead.
02:46Alright.
02:49I didn't know what you was gonna say.
02:50You better have been Ninja Turtle.