Whistlin' From My Wiener
an unconventional duet, Whistlin' From My Wiener celebrates musicianship that thinks outside the box, and pioneers new horizons of music. Performed by Richard Sprinkles and Sally Mae Beauregard
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00:00I'm a man of many talents, I see the whole world wide But I got a little secret I've been keeping deep inside
00:16I'm ready now to tell you, my color's quite a shock My greatest talent of them all, I can whistle from my cock
00:22Whistling from my wiener, humming from my awk In perfect pitch for any tune, it'll even call the dog
00:29Whistling from my wiener, humming from my awk
00:34Well I rode in town one day, to see if I could try To make a little money with my penis by my side
00:46Right then I played a song so sweet, it made the town folk cry They never knew what hit them was, my penis lullaby
00:59Whistling from my wiener, singing from my schlong Without my hamster to jam and whistle all day long
01:06Well I walked into the tavern with my penis in my hand To see if I could wow them with my penis one man band
01:18I jumped a gal named Sally, she looked like quite a catch But blew me down when I heard she could yodel from her snatch
01:25Whistling from my wiener, crooning from my cock With just a bit of practice baby I could make it talk
01:35Whistling from my wiener, humming from my awk
01:40Well I rode in town one day, to see if I could try To make a little money with my penis by my side
01:52Right then I played a song so sweet, it made the town folk cry They never knew what hit them was, my penis lullaby
02:05Whistling from my wiener, singing from my schlong Without my hamster to jam and whistle all day long
02:13Whistling from my wiener, humming from my cock
02:18Well I walked into the tavern with my penis in my hand To see if I could wow them with my penis one man band
02:26I jumped a gal named Sally, she looked like quite a catch But blew me down when I heard she could yodel from her snatch
02:34La la la, do do do do do do, do do do do do do do do
02:50Whistling from my wiener, crooning from my cock With just a bit of practice baby I could make it talk
02:57Well the mayor come to see me to congratulate the man With a magic whistling wiener who was loved by all the land
03:10He thanked me for my service to the people of the town Then he hung a shiny medal right upon my whistling wang
03:19Whistling from my wiener, now that my story's told Just keep an ear out for me as I'm whistling down the road