ダウンタウンDX 2024年8月1日
ダウンタウンDX
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00:00Tonight's special is the gathering of fake entertainers!
00:09Excuse me.
00:11What?
00:13What do you mean?
00:15He's a bit young.
00:17Look, look.
00:18No, no.
00:20No, no.
00:25Tonight's special is the gathering of fake entertainers!
00:29Hideki Saijo's son, Shinnosuke Kimoto.
00:32I wonder how people come up with funny stories.
00:36It's embarrassing to talk about it.
00:41I want to appear as myself.
00:45Shigeru Matsuzaki's son, Yuki Matsuya, is worried about the fake sign.
00:50If you don't want to bear the sign anymore,
00:53you shouldn't appear on Deluxe.
00:56He confesses his worries to Sekirara.
01:02What do you think if your son appears on a show about fake entertainers?
01:09And his father, Masatoshi Hamada, has a clear opinion.
01:14I think he should be bullied.
01:26It's closed.
01:27Wow, it's open!
01:30I won't edit this part.
01:35Masayuki Hiroki is a regular here.
01:38He's a regular here.
01:40He's been here for a long time.
01:43He's 82 or 83 years old.
01:45He's young.
01:46Recently, there are more fake entertainers.
01:50I'm in my 50s.
01:52I lost my job.
01:55You can only rely on that on TV.
01:57You can't rely on fake entertainers when you're 52 years old.
02:02Fake entertainers still exist.
02:04Fake entertainers still exist.
02:08What do you think, Hiroki?
02:10I feel safe.
02:13We've been here for 15 years.
02:19But most of them are not in a variety show.
02:22They are on the news.
02:24They are on Instagram.
02:27They are gone.
02:29They are gone.
02:31They are gone.
02:33I don't feel that way.
02:35Oh, I see.
02:36I used to feel that way.
02:39Stop it.
02:40It's a lie.
02:42It's a lie.
02:43It's a lie.
02:45I don't know why they are here.
02:48It's a lie.
02:50What do you think, Keken-chan?
02:52My father hasn't been in a variety show for a long time.
02:55But he has been in a variety show for 50 years.
03:01To be honest,
03:03I'm here today without my parents' support.
03:06I'm here today without my parents' support.
03:10Recently, he has been on TV with his son, Hikari.
03:18Recently, he has been on TV with his son, Hikari.
03:24He's been getting popular little by little.
03:29What about you, Shinagawa?
03:31My mother is a beautician.
03:35She is beautiful.
03:37I'm sorry to say that, but...
03:39I'm sorry to say that, but...
03:41Once upon a time,
03:43I was on a variety show called Zookan Go.
03:46I was on a variety show called Zookan Go.
03:49I was on a variety show called Zookan Go.
03:51That's amazing.
03:53I was the host of the show.
03:55That's amazing.
03:57My grandmother is amazing.
03:59She brought a perm to Japan.
04:01She brought a perm to Japan.
04:04I was in high school.
04:06I was in high school.
04:14Hanada, too.
04:17Hanada, too.
04:20Let's start the discussion.
04:22Let's start the discussion.
04:24Nisei Entertainment's survey.
04:27Where does Nisei go?
04:33Tonight, we have a new type of celebrity special.
04:37The young and the veteran will talk about their hardships.
04:42Let's hear it. The first topic is this.
04:46I lost a little in the second round.
04:49Is that possible?
04:51First, Kimoto.
04:52Your father is Hideki Saijo. Have you ever lost?
04:55When I was in elementary school,
04:59I think it was a social class.
05:00The teacher, even though it had nothing to do with the class,
05:06somehow made me get involved with Hideki Saijo.
05:12It was a social class.
05:15He was the one who performed in Kyoto.
05:18Kimoto's father was the same.
05:20Somehow...
05:22I see.
05:23At that time, I was in puberty.
05:26I really didn't want to be called a school boy.
05:29I see.
05:30It made me feel complicated.
05:33I see.
05:34That's amazing.
05:37What is it?
05:39What are you talking about?
05:42You should have said,
05:43Did you know how amazing your father was?
05:50Matsuya, what about you? Have you ever lost in school?
05:53At the graduation ceremony of my school,
05:58I sang a song for the entrance exam.
06:00I sang it as a memory of love.
06:02Really?
06:03Really?
06:05Thank you.
06:07I see.
06:08My attendance number was behind.
06:10Really?
06:11Everyone was excited.
06:14When I entered the room,
06:15everyone was like,
06:16I'm here.
06:17That's amazing.
06:19That's...
06:20My attendance number was behind.
06:22I sang a song for the entrance exam.
06:24I sang a song for the entrance exam.
06:26I sang a song for the entrance exam.
06:28I sang a song for the entrance exam.
06:30I was so embarrassed at that time.
06:33Do you still have it?
06:34It's about sunscreen.
06:37When people around me apply sunscreen,
06:43I say,
06:44Can I borrow it?
06:46They say,
06:47Do you apply sunscreen?
06:50I apply sunscreen.
06:51I apply sunscreen.
06:52You apply sunscreen?
06:53You should apply sunscreen.
06:55I can't apply sunscreen.
06:57I see.
06:59How about you, Niao?
07:00Have you ever lost in school?
07:02Yes, I have.
07:03My mother recently married a man she met on a dating app.
07:10Because I'm a junior high school student,
07:13I often talk about love with my school friends.
07:17When I say,
07:18I recently found a good man,
07:20they say,
07:21Is it a dating app?
07:23They tease me.
07:25They tease you.
07:27When I watch a movie with my mother,
07:31there is a kissing scene in a romantic movie.
07:34I think,
07:35I want a boyfriend.
07:37Then,
07:38I say,
07:39Shall I introduce you to a dating app?
07:41No, no, no.
07:43I can't do that.
07:45I see.
07:46I didn't know that dating apps were so cool.
07:48I didn't know that dating apps were so cool.
07:50It is like a drama scene.
07:52It's a different era.
07:54But she also applies sunscreen.
07:56Please stop it.
07:58Please stop it.
08:00She applies sunscreen.
08:02Most people do it.
08:04Most people do it.
08:06How about you, Yoko?
08:08How about you, Tako?
08:10My boyfriend is...
08:12My boyfriend is...
08:14He comes to school regardless of the day of school.
08:20He comes to school regardless of the day of school.
08:24But you don't have anything to do.
08:26But you don't have anything to do.
08:28It's kind of weird.
08:30It's a monster appearance.
08:32What does he do?
08:34He comes to see.
08:35To see a class?
08:36Yes, to see a class.
08:38He also came to see.
08:40And he also took a taxi when we had a school trip together.
08:43No way!
08:45I pretend to be a tourist and stay at a hotel nearby.
08:51I watch it.
08:55Is she still there?
09:02She might be in Kyoto.
09:05Okada, how about you?
09:07My father is a comedian.
09:12He often does one-shot jokes.
09:15When I was in school, my friends and scary seniors told me to do one-shot jokes.
09:23Of course.
09:25Do you hate it?
09:27I hate it.
09:29But I can't deny it.
09:31I do my best.
09:33It's not funny.
09:35It's not fair.
09:39You ate only one-shot jokes.
09:42Only one-shot jokes.
09:44Only one-shot jokes.
09:46Only one-shot jokes.
09:48You ate only one-shot jokes.
09:50I was so angry.
09:52I can't pretend to be a tourist.
09:55I see.
09:57Now, when I appear on TV, students don't do one-shot jokes.
10:04What's the result?
10:06They cut my one-shot jokes.
10:09Then, let's do it.
10:19Please don't cut my one-shot jokes.
10:22Which camera should I look at?
10:24I don't care.
10:27It's closed.
10:29I'm scared.
10:31I won't cut it.
10:41You should have done it for yourself.
10:44You should have done it.
10:46This is the scene in the studio.
10:49What kind of students were there?
10:52I didn't want to be teased at school.
10:55So, I decided to go to a place far from my home town.
10:59I went to a school where entertainers go.
11:04My classmates were Takumi Kitamura.
11:10My seniors were Ryusei Yokohama.
11:13They were so excited.
11:16My son, Okada, was so thin.
11:19He was so happy.
11:21He was so thin.
11:24It's easy for Okada to be thin.
11:28It's easy to be thin.
11:30Thank you.
11:31It's easy to be thin.
11:33On the other hand, what did the veterans lose?
11:36Hiroki also had a lot of young entertainers.
11:40Even my classmates,
11:42Momoe Yamaguchi and Tomokazu Miroya's son,
11:45Kimiko Ikegami's daughter,
11:48Koji Yakusho's son,
11:50and my father.
11:54My father didn't know my classmates.
11:58I was jealous of them.
12:01When we had a sports day,
12:04they all came to me and said,
12:06Hiroki, Hiroki, where is your teacher?
12:08I said, here, here, here.
12:10They didn't know me.
12:13My father didn't know my classmates.
12:17I wanted to be noticed by my generation.
12:20I see.
12:22I think that's better.
12:24My mom is famous.
12:26She has a celebrity aura,
12:28but no one knows her.
12:30It's embarrassing.
12:32She has a celebrity aura,
12:34but no one knows her.
12:36But if you look closely,
12:38you can see who she is.
12:40Right?
12:41You can see who she is.
12:43What if you don't know her?
12:46When I was in elementary school,
12:48I couldn't be teased
12:50because I didn't appear on TV much.
12:53Didn't your parents tease you
12:55for appearing on TV?
12:57Are you underestimating me?
13:06How did you meet Kin-chan?
13:08He is a famous singer.
13:10Not everyone knows him,
13:12but my father's stage name is Kin-chan.
13:14He is a Roman.
13:16Look at this.
13:18He is a Roman, but he doesn't have a mask.
13:20If you look closely,
13:22What is this?
13:24It's a jewelry.
13:26Isn't this too big?
13:28Isn't this too big?
13:30This is a picture
13:32I took when I was in 6th grade.
13:34I took this picture when I was 6 years old.
13:36What?
13:38I took this picture when I was 6 years old.
13:40You have been shining since then.
13:44You don't look like your father at all.
13:48My father likes fat children.
13:50To make fat children,
13:52he let me eat a lot of potatoes.
13:54He let me eat a lot of potatoes.
13:56Potatoes aren't sold,
13:58so I can't eat good food.
14:00I'm a fat man who was artificially made.
14:06Let's go to the next corner.
14:08Next corner
14:10Let's hear what the seven sensei think.
14:12Let's hear what the seven sensei think.
14:18Let's hear what the seven sensei think.
14:20Let's start here.
14:22The young sensei
14:24Let Mr. Matsuya Yuki to hear the veterans' opinion.
14:28Did you ever go on a field trip as a second generation?
14:32What do you guys think?
14:34That's right, that's right.
14:37What do you mean?
14:38Yes.
14:39What about you, Matsuya? Did you have a fight?
14:41Yes, I had a fight in the beginning.
14:43My name is Matsuzaki.
14:45My real name is Matsuzaki.
14:47Really?
14:48You couldn't call yourself Matsuzaki?
14:50Yes, at first.
14:52Why?
14:53I wanted to be myself.
14:57But your parents didn't tell you?
14:59Why didn't you call yourself Matsuzaki?
15:01They didn't tell you?
15:02My dad told me to call myself Matsuzaki.
15:07I didn't have to call myself Matsuzaki.
15:10I see.
15:11What do you think?
15:13Before my dad passed away,
15:16I didn't know anything.
15:18But after my dad passed away,
15:21I realized how cool I was.
15:23That's true.
15:25And I started singing.
15:27I'm good at singing.
15:29Why am I so good at singing?
15:31You're good at singing.
15:33You're good at singing.
15:35I wanted to be cool.
15:37So I didn't have a fight.
15:40I see.
15:41What about you, Okada?
15:43Did you have a fight?
15:44Lately, I've been thinking about
15:46using what I can use.
15:48That's great.
15:50That's great.
15:52I see.
15:53Lately, I've been thinking about
15:55having a younger sister.
15:59She's not my sister.
16:01But I've been using her name.
16:04I'm not sure if that's okay.
16:06I see.
16:07I see.
16:08What about you, Hiroki?
16:10I didn't have a fight.
16:12I made my debut at the ABEX audition.
16:14I won the grand prix at the audition.
16:16Don't lie.
16:18Don't lie.
16:20I read about it in the newspaper.
16:22I didn't know.
16:24It's true.
16:26I read about it.
16:28I made my debut at the audition.
16:30I was a musician for a while.
16:32I was asked by the agency
16:34if I could appear on a TV show.
16:37I said I wanted to be a musician.
16:39I was Hiroki's full name.
16:41I said I would quit music
16:43if I could work as a musician.
16:45I said I would quit music if I could work as a musician.
16:47After a while,
16:48I was asked again.
16:50I said I wouldn't do it.
16:52I said I wouldn't do it.
16:54I said I would do it.
16:56I said I would do it.
16:58I said I wouldn't do it.
17:00I said I wouldn't do it.
17:02After that,
17:04my father told me not to live with him.
17:06My father told me not to live with him.
17:08I see.
17:10I see.
17:12I see.
17:14I see.
17:16I see.
17:18I see.
17:20I see.
17:22I see.
17:24We stopped fighting.
17:26We stopped fighting.
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18:48He made a lot of mistakes.
18:50He caused KARUBI to lose.
18:54He caused KARUBI to lose.
18:56He made a lot of mistakes.
18:58He caused KARUBI to lose.
19:00He almost cut KARUBI off.
19:02He did nothing.
19:04You almost cut KARUBI off.
19:08What do you think, Masayuki?
19:10I think it relates to what you just said.
19:14I hate to see fake stars on TV.
19:18I was like, these guys with no talent are using their parents' name to make a TV show.
19:22Didn't you hear that earlier?
19:24You're the one who said that!
19:26That's what happened.
19:28In the past, I was aiming to be a musician, so I thought I'd definitely be like Keisuke Kuwata.
19:35Then, when the weather got better and I joined the entertainment industry, well...
19:39It was comfortable.
19:41You did a lot of things.
19:43Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
19:45I'd like to ask Mr. Hamada.
19:47What would you think if your son was on a TV show with no talent?
19:53I wouldn't think anything of it.
19:57You don't mind being teased by Mr. Hamada, do you?
20:01No, I don't mind.
20:03If he's being teased, I'd like him to be teased.
20:05That's scary.
20:07That's scary.
20:09You said it in a funny way.
20:11That's right.
20:13That's the only thing.
20:15He's the one who teases me.
20:17That's what I'm saying.
20:19If he's being teased, I'd like him to be teased.
20:21That's what I'm saying.
20:23But then again,
20:25I think the great success of Nissi is Mr. Hamao Kamoshi.
20:29No, no, no, no.
20:31He's so cool.
20:33He's so cool.
20:35He's got the skills.
20:37I taught him.
20:39You're lying!
20:41You're lying!
20:43You're lying!
20:45You're lying!
20:47You're lying!
20:49I was in charge of the bass in that show.
20:53You met him in a dream?
20:55You met him in a dream?
20:57You didn't play it, did you?
20:59I did.
21:01But...
21:03But...
21:05But...
21:07I can't practice it.
21:09I can't practice it.
21:11You're the one who really wants to teach him.
21:13Well, at first, yes.
21:15But he's on a different level.
21:17He's good.
21:19He's on a different level.
21:21Everyone was struggling to become a fake celebrity.
21:25They are also worried about carrying the sign of a fake celebrity.
21:31Ma-chan, what do you think?
21:33If my parents were a celebrity, they would compare me to a fake celebrity.
21:39If my parents were a celebrity, they would compare me to a fake celebrity.
21:45If my parents were a celebrity, they would compare me to a fake celebrity.
21:47If my parents were a celebrity, they would compare me to a fake celebrity.
21:49If my parents were a celebrity, they would compare me to a fake celebrity.
21:51If my parents were a celebrity, they would compare me to a fake celebrity.
21:53If my parents were a celebrity, they would compare me to a fake celebrity.
21:55If my parents were a celebrity, they would compare me to a fake celebrity.
21:57If my parents were a celebrity, they would compare me to a fake celebrity.
21:59If my parents were a celebrity, they would compare me to a fake celebrity.
22:01You are going through a hard time.
22:03You are going through a hard time.
22:05Mako, what do you think?
22:07When I heard about this conversation, I was so happy that I decided to participate.
22:11When I heard about this conversation, I was so happy that I decided to participate.
22:15This is my first time to be a celebrity.
22:19What I thought the most was thinking about it.
22:27You gotta think about it.
22:30But I feel like you have a lot of talent for fake talk.
22:35What do you mean by fake talk?
22:39What about the veteran, Hiroki?
22:42If you don't want to carry the sign anymore,
22:46you shouldn't be in DX.
22:49DX is a mix of fake and real talent,
22:54so you get stamped.
22:56This is the beginning of my life.
22:59So I'm going to live like this forever.
23:02Maybe, in a few years,
23:05some of you will change seats here.
23:08That's a good idea.
23:11We'll post the same thing.
23:14We'll post the same thing.
23:16There are three bullets in my head.
23:19After this,
23:20Hideki Saisho has a strange sense of donation.
23:27Let's go.
23:28Here's the next topic.
23:30Parents' strange obsession.
23:32What is it?
23:33First, Kimata.
23:34Hideki, did you have a strange obsession?
23:36Yes.
23:37I remember when I was very young.
23:39I went into my father's room at home.
23:42There was a bag like this.
23:44I was a kid, so I was playing around.
23:47There were about three wallets.
23:50There were about three bundles of money in it.
23:55I asked my mother why.
23:58She said my father didn't trust the bank.
24:02He was afraid to leave money in the bank.
24:06So there were a lot of money in the house?
24:08There were a lot of money in my father's wallet.
24:11I was surprised.
24:12You didn't carry three of them outside, did you?
24:15I put them in my bag.
24:17So you were carrying about 3 million yen?
24:19Yes.
24:20I was embarrassed.
24:21When I was in the 6th grade of elementary school,
24:24I took out my wallet when I was paying the bill.
24:27I was looked at.
24:28I wondered if it was okay.
24:30You weren't embarrassed, were you?
24:32You had a million yen in your wallet, right?
24:34I was serious.
24:39I can't see it.
24:43I can't see it.
24:45Serious people don't wear pendants like that.
24:49My father stole it.
24:51It's my father's.
24:53It's your father's.
24:55It's all the same today.
24:59I put perfume on my father's face today.
25:04I like it so much.
25:06I really like it.
25:07Masayuki.
25:09I thought so.
25:12How do you feel about your father at home?
25:16He's just an ordinary person.
25:21Don't you talk to him?
25:24I don't talk to him at all.
25:27I eat with my family when I eat.
25:30Even if my father appears on TV, I pretend not to know him.
25:36I don't talk to him.
25:37He's singing when he's eating.
25:39That's right.
25:40He doesn't say anything?
25:41That's right.
25:42Even when I'm driving, I listen to Sazan's songs.
25:47I don't sing a lot.
25:51Have you ever heard Hideki singing Sazan's songs?
25:57I sometimes sing in front of the car.
25:59That's cool.
26:01That's cool, isn't it?
26:03That's right.
26:05How did you react when Hamada-san appeared on TV?
26:12When I was a kid, I was behind the TV.
26:17When I was a kid, I was behind the TV.
26:20That's cute.
26:23That's a cute story.
26:25I was like that when I was a kid.
26:27Did Hamada-san have such a cute story?
26:33I think it was made by a high school student.
26:36That's a cute story.
26:38I heard it before the show.
26:42I didn't know that.
26:44Toku-san, you were particular about money.
26:46I'm close to Toku-san now.
26:49I only have cash in my house.
26:52I gave him a wallet worth 1 million yen as a birthday present.
27:01I always have cash in my house.
27:04But this man is over 50 years old.
27:08I have pride.
27:10I have pride.
27:11I make my father work hard.
27:15Hamada-san, listen to this.
27:16It's been 3 years since I appeared on DTD.
27:19During that time, I lost a lot of money.
27:25How much did you lose?
27:27About 150,000 yen.
27:29150,000 yen?
27:30How much did you lose?
27:32480,000 yen.
27:36480,000 yen?
27:38That's a lot of money.
27:44This is the most expensive picture I've ever seen.
27:47I've never seen such a big amount of money.
27:51It's a lot of money.
27:53How much did you lose?
27:56I was small at that time.
27:58I lost about 100,000 yen.
28:02But I couldn't use it because I was small.
28:05I got it back from my mother right away.
28:07I couldn't buy anything.
28:09You didn't have to get a New Year's gift to get what you wanted.
28:14I have a sister and a brother.
28:17I'm really cold to my sister and brother.
28:20I love my sister.
28:22When we go on a trip, we buy souvenirs.
28:25We buy things that cost less than 1,000 yen.
28:29My sister buys me a big stuffed animal.
28:33You have a lot of money.
28:40I thought that picture was a lie.
28:43I love my sister.
28:46How about you?
28:48Do you have a particular obsession?
28:50I'm a sunburned man.
28:54I don't apply sunscreen at all.
28:58When I'm waiting for a traffic light, I always apply sunscreen.
29:09When I'm waiting for a traffic light in the shade, I apply sunscreen.
29:16You don't apply sunscreen, do you?
29:20Do you have a tanning machine?
29:22I have a tanning machine at home and at the office.
29:27You have a tanning machine at home and at the office.
29:32Shigeru Matsuzaki, the father of Matsuya, has a particular house.
29:38This is the piano that my father is particular about.
29:42My father often plays the piano with this.
29:46My younger sister plays the piano.
29:51My father plays the piano because he can teach me.
29:54This is the only piano that I can communicate with.
29:57This is the only piano that I can communicate with.
30:01There are about 140 guitars in the student's room.
30:05There are about 140 guitars in the student's room.
30:09He has a tanning machine at home.
30:12However, Matsuya was afraid of this blue light when he was a child.
30:17However, Matsuya was afraid of this blue light when he was a child.
30:22There is a woman on the roof.
30:25My father likes to play golf.
30:29When I go home, I play golf with this.
30:33I play golf with my father recently.
30:37I play golf with my father recently.
30:42I don't have a good memory.
30:45I understand what you mean.
30:48This is a white house.
30:50This is a white house.
30:53This is a white house.
30:56When you play the piano, you play the piano first.
31:01What kind of play is this?
31:07I have been playing the piano since I was a child.
31:10You have been playing the piano since you were a child.
31:12I have been playing the piano since I was a child.
31:14When I was a child, I saw my father get into the machine.
31:18I saw the blue light inside the machine.
31:21I was afraid that the machine would be taken by a UFO.
31:24I was afraid that the machine would be taken by a UFO.
31:27I was a little scared just by looking at the machine.
31:30I was a little scared just by looking at the machine.
31:37Next is MOA.
31:39What is your mother's particularity?
31:41My mother is very strict.
31:45She sends me 50 LINE messages every day.
31:49When I have time, she calls me.
31:52When I have time, she calls me.
31:57She is very strict.
31:59She collects 500 items from my childhood.
32:06What is MOA's mother's special collection?
32:11This is a collection of nostalgic goods.
32:14I have seen this before.
32:17She wrote a lot of things for me from the age of 0 to 17.
32:21She wrote a lot of things for me from the age of 0 to 17.
32:24How many items are there?
32:27There are about 500 items.
32:30She made origami at home.
32:33She made origami at home.
32:35The most important item is the first curl.
32:39The most important item is the first curl.
32:43There is a brush on the hair.
32:45There is a brush on the hair.
32:48This is also a treasure.
32:50This is the first tooth.
32:53This tooth is very cute.
32:57I made a necklace.
33:00I made a necklace.
33:01I made a necklace.
33:03This is a very precious item.
33:06This is a very precious item.
33:08Hair, tooth, and more.
33:13This is the first flower that MOA made.
33:20What did you say?
33:22This is the first flower that MOA made.
33:24This is the first flower that MOA made.
33:25I don't need it.
33:27You think it's dangerous, don't you?
33:29It's dangerous.
33:31Because it's love.
33:33I won't throw it away. It's crap.
33:35It's crap.
33:37It's amazing that you have such a model.
33:39Yes, I took good care of her because she was my first model.
33:43It's amazing.
33:45The first tooth is like a first take.
33:49Mako, do you love your daughter a lot?
33:57Yes, I do.
33:59My mom gives me an animal therapy once a week.
34:07When I touch animals with my skin, my mind becomes stable and I feel like I'm getting younger.
34:14Your way of speaking is similar to that of a dog.
34:18It's the same.
34:20It's the same.
34:22I have to do this once a week.
34:26I turn it over like this and put it on my stomach.
34:30Do you stick it on?
34:32There is a rule that I have to do this once a week.
34:36What about your dad?
34:40My dad works out.
34:44He takes care of his health.
34:48There's something I'm addicted to.
34:52At one point, everything is magnesium.
34:56It's extreme.
35:02Even if I get a bad score on a test, I wonder if I'll get angry about studying.
35:08I don't have enough magnesium.
35:14When I went to a cafe, I asked where the cafe was.
35:18When I got there, I put magnesium in the water and came back.
35:24That's amazing.
35:26First of all, you should stick it on your dad's stomach.
35:32Okada, what about your dad?
35:36My dad is completely separated from work and private life.
35:42He's cool.
35:44He's cool.
35:46I think he's a bright father who speaks loudly in the image of the world.
35:52But when I go home, he doesn't speak at all.
35:56Have you ever brought a friend as an entertainer?
36:02I've never met him.
36:06I've never introduced him to my family.
36:10I've only met Masuda once.
36:14I've met him a few times.
36:18He's not as small as his father.
36:22For example, there's an entertainer.
36:26When he talks about his family, he looks a little tense.
36:32I don't know if I can say this.
36:34I don't want to cooperate with my father.
36:38You don't have to say much when you think of your father's image.
36:46I don't think it's good for children.
36:52I don't think it's good to have a son and a daughter.
36:56I don't show it to my entertainer friends.
37:00When I started the entertainment world, my sister and I were told by my father not to use my name.
37:06One day, I was watching TV.
37:08When my sister first appeared on the show, she said,
37:12You're Okada's daughter, aren't you?
37:14It's because of Okada.
37:16It's because of Okada.
37:18It's because of Okada.
37:20You still say it to me.
37:22It's because of Okada.
37:24It's because of Okada.
37:26I remember it very well.
37:28I was told,
37:30Don't mention Okada's daughter.
37:32I was told the same thing by Hamada.
37:34I was told the same thing by Hamada.
37:38I was told the same thing by Hamada.
37:42That's what made me accept Okada.
37:46I know they did.
37:48What did you write?
37:50Did you have a particular obsession for your mother?
37:52It's a bit flashy, isn't it?
37:54I don't know what to say.
37:56When I was in junior high school,
37:58I got into a fight.
38:00I was in trouble with the police.
38:02If my parents didn't come to pick me up,
38:04I couldn't go home.
38:06If my parents came to pick me up,
38:08I could go home.
38:10At that time,
38:12I wore a coat with a triangular-shaped earring.
38:14It's not what I say,
38:16but it's not the way
38:18to pick up a child.
38:20It's not what I say,
38:22but it's not the way
38:24to pick up a child.
38:26It's not what I say,
38:28but it's not the way
38:30to pick up a child.
38:32It's a triangular-shaped earring.
38:34It's a triangular-shaped earring.
38:36What about you, Kin-chan?
38:38Did you have a particular obsession for your father?
38:40I had the same obsession
38:42with the art club,
38:44as well as with Kyokihiromi.
38:46We're not well-known,
38:48but we have a lot of work,
38:50so we're very proud.
38:52Even among the senior artists,
38:54there are people who are rarely famous.
38:56There are people who are rarely famous.
38:58I often appear
39:00on a TV show,
39:02and I often appear on a TV show,
39:04and I sometimes sing a song.
39:06When I was told that
39:08I was in a film,
39:10You know, it's pretty scary.
39:12But the AD is also like,
39:14I wonder if he's angry at a singer he's never seen before?
39:16Who's he angry at?
39:18Like, who's he angry at?
39:24On the singing show the other day,
39:26there was Takashi Hosokawa.
39:28And I asked him if he didn't need to go and say hello.
39:32And he said, well, I looked him up and he's a little younger than me.
39:39He's a little younger than you.
39:41He's a little younger than me,
39:43but I'm the one he's going to see.
39:50But I felt really bad,
39:52so I took him with me.
39:54I said, I'm sorry, Gin-chan,
39:56and he said yes.
39:58I introduced him to him,
40:00and he said, well, he's a senpai,
40:02but he's a singer.
40:04And he said, I don't sing at all.
40:06It's the same!
40:08It's the same!
40:10After this, we'll hear from the fake entertainers.
40:14I wonder how they come up with funny stories.
40:19It's embarrassing to talk about it.
40:27Let's go.
40:28Here it is.
40:30From veteran fake Hiroki.
40:32Let the young fake talk.
40:35You shouldn't talk too much.
40:37What does that mean?
40:39About 10 or 15 years ago,
40:41there was an episode about a fake entertainer.
40:43It was really bad.
40:45He got a million yen as a New Year's gift,
40:47and he got cut.
40:49The level was different.
40:51It was a generation of children of Showa stars.
40:55He got a car worth 10 million yen.
40:58There was no way to get out.
41:01When I talked to my dad,
41:04he said, it's hard because you don't have a story.
41:08If you had given me a million yen,
41:11it would have been a story.
41:13I said it on a talk show.
41:16I got a million yen, and I'm trying to get a fever.
41:19It was cut.
41:21It became a reproduction VTR.
41:24Then I said,
41:26Dad, I can't work in this situation.
41:28Dad, play with this million yen.
41:30It became a reproduction VTR.
41:32I got a million yen.
41:34After that, I was called to the wage room.
41:37I'm over 30 years old.
41:39I was made to sit for five hours and lectured.
41:43I said I didn't say it.
41:45It's not that I didn't say it.
41:47It's over when you say it.
41:49It's over when you say that.
41:54It's all gone.
41:56The next day, it was Mr. Sanma's show.
41:58It was Mr. Sanma's fake talent special.
42:01It's out.
42:03Then don't come out.
42:05I'll call Mr. Sanma.
42:07I'm sorry.
42:09It's my mistake.
42:11I won't come out anymore.
42:13Only tomorrow is decided, so let me out.
42:15No.
42:16What should I do?
42:18Mr. Sanma's show started.
42:20Mr. Sanma came.
42:22Raise your hand right away.
42:24I said I didn't say anything.
42:26Can you say it?
42:28Can you do it?
42:30I can't do it.
42:32I can't do it.
42:34That's the flow of the story.
42:36It happens on its own.
42:38In the episode of a million yen,
42:41I nodded.
42:43I got it just by nodding.
42:47You should be careful about the episodes you have.
42:51Certainly.
42:54Mr. Kimura, do you have anything to say?
42:57It's my second variety show.
43:00It's an interesting talk.
43:03It's not about the story,
43:05but it's about how people think.
43:09It's embarrassing to talk about it.
43:12It's embarrassing to talk about it.
43:19It's a story about parents and money.
43:22It's like Tsukimon.
43:24Other than that,
43:26interesting men have a romance.
43:28It's attractive.
43:30I don't have a romance.
43:35My face is cool, but it's not interesting.
43:37Don't say that.
43:39It's cool.
43:41It's really cool.
43:43It's a joke.
43:47It's good to have a red face after saying it.
43:55Have you ever had a story?
43:57I have.
43:59My father often plays it.
44:02I wanted to play a new song for my father.
44:05I told him to play a new song.
44:08Yoshimoto Kogyo told me to play a new song.
44:12I decided when to record and release the song.
44:16My junior, Tony Frank,
44:18who is a singer,
44:20wrote and composed all the songs.
44:22Yoshimoto Kogyo played all the songs.
44:25When my father heard the song,
44:27he was surprised.
44:32He is my father.
44:39His father, Kin-chan,
44:41who wants to release a new song.
44:43Yoshimoto Kogyo helped him.
44:46He played all the songs.
44:48When my father heard the song,
44:50he said,
44:52I can't sing this song because it's different from what I thought.
44:55I said,
44:57I don't want to release a new song.
44:59Now, my father is arguing with Yoshimoto Kogyo.
45:04He is my father.
45:08Catch Ball Stadium.
45:19The blue team and the red team will compete in the left and right seats.
45:25One representative will throw a ball from the audience.
45:30The score is 10 points, 30 points, and 50 points.
45:34However, when throwing the ball,
45:36please declare the score you will aim for and then throw it.
45:40The team that throws the ball three times in total
45:42and has the highest score wins.
45:46By the way,
45:47the score that can aim for MC Hamada
45:49only in the third pitch is
45:51100 points.
45:55If you can't catch it,
45:56or your butt is far away,
45:58or you throw the ball to a place other than the place you declared,
46:02the total score is 0 points.
46:04The blue team will compete in the left and right seats.
46:07If the blue team wins,
46:08everyone will get a chance to win.
46:12If the blue team wins,
46:14everyone will get a chance to win.
46:16But it depends on the audience,
46:18so you have to do your best.
46:21Let's discuss who will throw the ball.
46:24Are you a baseball commentator?
46:26No, I'm not.
46:28As a result of the discussion,
46:29the red team is Matsuya,
46:31a baseball commentator from the Gokusei period.
46:34The blue team is also a baseball commentator.
46:36Kin-chan will challenge.
46:39I'm also good at throwing the ball.
46:42But he's good at throwing dead balls.
46:45Really?
46:46He's like a baseball commentator.
46:48The players chosen are
46:50red and blue.
46:51Each team has a guest.
46:53They will throw the ball directly from the stage.
46:56Leave it to me.
46:57I'll do my best for everyone.
47:00Matsuya,
47:02what will you do?
47:04Where will you aim?
47:0610 points, 30 points, 50 points?
47:08At first, I'll aim at Anpai.
47:1110 points.
47:13If you can't get it, you're out.
47:15It's a matter of responsibility.
47:16I'll do my best.
47:17Let's go.
47:18The first throw for the red team.
47:21Here we go.
47:23Good.
47:3010 points.
47:31Great.
47:32Let's do our best.
47:34Good.
47:35Next, the blue team.
47:37Shinagawa, can you do it?
47:39I'm nervous.
47:44I'm not good at this.
47:47Shinagawa will do it.
47:49Let's go.
47:50Ready.
47:52Here we go.
47:53Good.
47:58Thank you.
47:59I'm happier than receiving a talk.
48:0610 points.
48:08How many points will the red team get?
48:10I'll get 50 points.
48:1350 points.
48:17Let's go.
48:2010 points.
48:25It was a little big.
48:26I'm sorry.
48:27But you got it.
48:28It's okay.
48:29The blue team.
48:30What will you do?
48:3230 points.
48:33Sakai, will you do it?
48:3430 points.
48:3530 points.
48:39Let's go.
48:40The second throw for the blue team.
48:4730 points.
48:5140 points vs. 10 points.
48:53But if I get 50 points...
48:55100 points.
49:00I'll aim for 100 points.
49:08Here we go.
49:12I'll aim for 100 points.
49:17Let's go.
49:18Ready.
49:19Here we go.
49:28It's expensive.
49:29This is expensive, too.
49:30This is expensive, too.
49:3140 points vs. 10 points.
49:33The blue team wins!
49:35Congratulations!
49:36Congratulations!
49:37Congratulations!
49:38Congratulations!
49:39Congratulations!
49:40Congratulations!
49:41Congratulations!
49:42The winner team will get a coupon for 500 yen.
49:48Congratulations!
49:49Congratulations!
49:50Are you nervous?
49:52I'm nervous.
49:53I've never seen him like this before.
49:55It's complicated.
49:56You'll get 100 points.
49:57Can you stop wearing a T-shirt that says 135?
50:01I'm sorry.
50:06There are a lot of toys.
50:07Sometimes I mess up.
50:10Thank you.
50:11Thank you.
50:12Thank you.
50:14You're giving it to me?
50:15Of course.
50:16Thank you.
50:17Wow.
50:18Yay!
50:20Thank you.
50:21Thank you.
50:22Thank you.
50:24Are you serious?
50:25Are you serious?
50:26Are you serious?
50:27Next week's DELUXE is...
50:28Tomorrow, it's a math festival where you want to talk to someone.
50:32Is there a front and a back?
50:34It's a match.
50:35It's a floorball.
50:36What?
50:38It's called PICT.
50:39PICT.
50:41Hiroko Yakushimaru's concert ticket is 8,940 yen.
50:49Look forward to next week.
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