Zlatan Meets His New Rival in Net Best of The Yak 73124
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00:00He's gonna say hi for a second Zlatan's here. He just did a tour of the office. Yeah, he's the absolute man
00:06Yeah, he's the absolute man
00:09He's got it. He's got to go in a minute. So probably no gauntlet
00:12Zlatan say hi to the yak. These are this is when I said that you were coming by. Yeah
00:18Everyone was like, holy fuck all the records. Yeah, I watched the bicycle kick against England a thousand. I did too
00:24Is that your favorite kick?
00:27Yeah, especially because it was against England. So yeah
00:31It made it feel a little bit extra. Yeah, what's uh, so what do you think about Barstool?
00:36Cuz you just did the whole tour. I feel like you're a Barstool guy. I think
00:41It's a perfect place to have fun
00:44That's right. It's like a big toy room. Yeah
00:48Then I don't know how good you guys are in this sports different kind of sports, but not good at all
00:54Apparently you have a goalkeeper that is world-class because if I miss he must be very good. Yeah
01:00He's gonna be insufferable, yeah, he's gonna you created a monster the worst things ever happened to us
01:07Lucky I retired. Yeah, I don't look too bad. Yeah, he showed up and he gave me the best compliment ever
01:12He just looked at me up and down. He just goes good size
01:15Grabbed my shoulders like good size. It made you well, I was like fuck. Yes. I think this is a amazing place compliments for everything
01:25Yeah, well, so you got a game
01:26So there's a game tonight Milan's playing Soldier Field tickets if anyone wants to go buy them and then you're going to New York
01:31You're doing a whole tour and then you're gonna come on PMT at some point. Yes, we're gonna get that set up
01:36So we have a preseason here part of the preseason and we just played against City in New York Yankee
01:41Stadium, which was pretty cool. Today. We played El Madrid and
01:457th we play Barcelona in Baltimore. All right
01:50Nice
01:51Nice. Well, I appreciate you stopping by. I know you thank you tight schedules because you had to go but I wanted the YAC fans
01:57To at least see you. What's your favorite quote you've ever had?
02:01Why be normal when you can be great there we go
02:06What about the one where you're like, oh, I'm gonna be great
02:08There we go, what about the one where you're like there's different systems like Yugoslavia Czechoslovakia, but there's a Zlatan system
02:18This one I didn't hear did this must be a new one
02:21Oh, how often does that happen where someone says something like remember when you said this?
02:26Which one was that helped me because I say a lot of stuff
02:30Old I got it. Is it true that LeBron James sent you a jersey. Yeah
02:34Yeah, and you signed it and sent it back to him
02:38Yeah
02:43There's I can't help but laugh at how perfect I am. Yeah. Yeah, and then there was Swedish style
02:47No, Yugoslavian style, of course not and then that's reason I
02:53Great you got great quote good. Yeah, I have a couple of them. Yeah. All right. Well, thanks so much. Thank you
02:58Thank you. Appreciate it. Yes all the best
03:01Everything but I appreciate you guys out my doing the magic
03:04Yeah
03:07Row back. All right, Joe BAC k.com. Oh
03:12God almighty. Oh my oh god almighty. Oh god
03:19All right, Joe BAC
03:25Kill me told you you forgot something
03:34Oh
03:44Man I thought it was gonna go bad. He smelled amazing
03:49Zlatan's people were like, hey, we got 20 tickets to the game tonight
03:53If anyone wants to go and I actually I had to say verbatim
03:57I was like, I would love to go but we're going to sink our friends boat that fucking and he was just like what and
04:02Then I had to explain the whole thing and it still didn't sound normal. Y'all should go to the game now
04:07We're gonna sink a boat tonight
04:09Let's not sink the boat. Yeah, Brandon did like a he tried to have a real talk with me and Titus this morning
04:16Where he was like, hey guys
04:19Can we not sink the boat and guys? I were both like I don't think we can
04:25Brandon is correct and saying we can't sink his boat like it's his but it's his prized possession like we can't if we
04:31Pretend to care about him like we have to
04:34Honor that he cares about this more than anything in the world
04:36We can't see it
04:37But what I explained to him is we must and that's where there's a problem is because we can't do it
04:43But we must okay, we have to let him have control for one. It's saying let me throw this out there. Okay?
04:49You have to let nature be nature if you're gonna sink my boat
04:53You can't get in there and if all 12 fit and we don't think it you can't then start rocking
04:58You can't then start adding things you you have to let you have to let me win if I win
05:03I don't want to fall in the lake. I don't want to get wet somebody
05:07Almost everybody's going in the lake tonight. We agree with that. Yeah, I brought my water shirt
05:10I was already here when we got that text. I bet but I'm not saying it's that TJ's fault
05:16We're all going to late. Yeah, I
05:18Brought my lake shirt the Phillies jersey. Mm. Nice. Yeah. So what is the plan? We're gonna do a yak. Yeah
05:24Play some games. We're not gonna have that much daylight at the end of the yak if we're going to fool around. Yeah s'mores. I
05:30Have the fire pit ready. I
05:33Put some dried leaves and whatnot. Those were probably already in there. I
05:38Got it ready multiple weeks ago. Are we going to see?
05:42Your basement you can see my basement as are we gonna see the Ben Mintz toilet?
05:45I was that is that is the part of the house
05:47You are allowed to see because if anybody's gonna use a toilet, it will be in fact the Ben Mintz toilet
05:51Did you warn the neighbors? I've warned both neighbors on either side of me. I have not named worn the whole neighborhood. Okay
05:59Art knows how did you phrase it? I don't know my wife
06:03visited visited them yesterday and and said
06:07This is happening. Okay, it's like knocking on a door when a sex offender moves in one of them
06:13One of them's out of town and one of them said you can use my driveway if you'd like. Oh
06:17We're probably not going to know we should
06:22I don't think we're gonna need it. We're not this is outside. You boys doing the driveway. Oh, I'm doing
06:36Huge one to yeah on the dock. Should we get a fire going?
06:39Oh, we can get a fire going that'd be easy. Okay, Tommy can be the fire master. Okay, and Che is grilling
06:46Oh, I don't know chase coming late. So
06:49I'll be about an hour late
06:52I'll be there. Mm-hmm. Roan asked me to bring some cinder blocks. No, see no his weight. No, I think that's only fair
06:59No, we bought we yeah, we said people on this show. We went seven and then three is ten. It's ten people
07:05It's ten people. I'm gonna buy a weighted vest. You can't add things. I don't think we need to cheat this
07:12Yeah, just we're at 2,000 pounds. I
07:14I
07:17Been walking
07:18You have been yeah, 2,000 pounds is a lot. How much does an elephant weigh 2,000 imagine an elephant?
07:30Elephants one ton, right? It sounds right. They're pretty big. I get out you think an elephant
07:36so I'm opening a pack of
07:39political whatnot and cards
07:45You gotta go right off the bat this man certainly was was idolized by certain people I guess
07:52He inspired a way of life that I don't necessarily always agree with. I can't say that in my family. There wasn't
07:59I was going to he's first. It's Robert E Lee
08:06He was he was
08:08ambitious
08:09Ambitious very important military figure in and would you say it was a good little yeah short history of some countries
08:17but yeah, he
08:19Left a lot of junior high schools in his way
08:23Rhapsodize about his legacy. Well, I think I am talking about his legs
08:26I think your highs and high schools a lot of us
08:28He had a lot of statues at one point those have kind of dwindled in numbers through recent years
08:33He changed the game to a lot of people try to follow in his footsteps to this day
08:36They will model their game after him. Yeah, he's
08:40He hadn't he had quite a career quite a legacy on that man. I hope we're gonna replace him very very quickly
08:46hmm, I
08:48Don't know that we're gonna I
08:51Guess this is a better career. So I would have to say, you know, the guy won two Super Bowls. So it's been Roethlisberger
08:57Been Roethlisberger. Yeah, one a better career. Ah
09:01Robert E Lee was 0-1. There's no
09:03There's no one in his Super Bowl
09:05Ben Roethlisberger had some trouble off the field, but I don't know that he had the trouble that Robert E Lee had
09:10What would the just stall?
09:14You know what if we're talking best career though, I gotta go
09:16I think the next guy this is gonna be a hard career to beat it ended probably prematurely, but it's Martin Luther King
09:22Okay, nice short peak
09:24I
09:32Don't know he's here though Martin Luther King definitely had a better career than Ben Roethlisberger or Robert E Lee
09:38I think I'd all agree with that
09:40Hillary Clinton is next. I'm not gonna say that she had a better career than Martin Luther King. He's gonna stay on my head
09:47Hillary Clinton tried for the presidency didn't didn't get it. So now they're rerunning a female campaign
09:53I'm just the
09:55Barack Obama, okay. Yeah, not over yet
09:58You know, I'd say I would say Martin Luther King kind of his career laid the path for Barack right career MJ LeBron
10:04This is a classic MJ. Yeah, I mean Obama though. He realized everything that yeah
10:10So I like he like Babe Ruth changed the game and then the other guys came or better MLK was speaking to plumbers though. Yeah
10:16I
10:20Think I'm gonna replace Martin Luther King jr. With with Obama
10:24Because yeah, Barack Obama goes goes next some people say you couldn't have Obama without MLK. Oh
10:31All right
10:34Robert E. Lee still in there Michael Jackson does not
10:38My god, he was the most famous being of all time and I don't think that's right. Yes. He's a suggested
10:44Really he Jesus and Muhammad probably both top Michael Jackson. What about wealth is Michael Jackson wealthier than Barack Obama almost
10:52Close to bankrupt at the end
10:54He's still Neverland ranch is still in his name like he still has amusement park
10:59As far as impact on the Western world, I I feel like Michael Jackson falls a little short. Oh
11:07It's Barack Obama's the first by and more in
11:11Wow Michael Jackson was the most famous person in the world roasted in the comments. Wow, that's a terrible choice
11:21You do you know, it's it's completely you um, what was the last one? Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, no
11:29Obama's gonna win. I guess Osama has a
11:33Just by by general like this was natural selection Obama ordered the hit that killed Osama. Yeah, that's true
11:38So we've already played this battle out. Yeah, you they went head-to-head
11:43Obama won so I can't but yeah, they played in the same era you think Eli Manning's better than Tom Brady. Yeah. Oh
11:51Good point. Yeah, but Osama doesn't have six other seven other Super Bowls. He's got two big wins. Yeah, I
11:58Think he's got one big win
12:00But I think he's got one big win the first one he was almost a loss
12:04Osama did have a helmet catch to of sorts. Yeah
12:10Barack Obama, okay
12:14That was uncomfortable can somebody else do it? Yeah. Yeah spin the wheel in the wheel. I think it's fun. It is fun
12:19Scars are ridiculous. I don't remember where I bought
12:27Oh, what is he doing? I haven't seen this one
12:30He's going upside. Is that inversion table? Yeah. Oh
12:34Boy, no, no fucking way. Oh way. Well, there's just no way. Oh
12:41My god, wow
12:43Yeah, but the Nick Cage shot is always pretty sick every time a good combo. He went right into the fire. That is majestic
12:52Yeah, he has like old tennis rackets he does stuff with Wow
13:00Nick Cage shot
13:04Trying to get one of the dog to not bite the Nicolas Cage film she loves biting Nicolas Cage
13:13He's doing devil sticks
13:16Bite it. Oh, he's awesome. Don't make the basket. She's just gotta sit there patiently. I don't make the basket. Oh
13:27Wow did it makes it every time
13:31This is beautiful Wow
13:33He has skeletons in his closet. Oh, yeah
13:36Literally, maybe. Yeah. Yeah, he's killed and yeah, let them decay Oh
13:40With a flaming cheeseburger number one around the circumference
13:46number two
13:48Not as dramatic, but still valid
13:51Sorry, it's off to the edge
13:53I'm gonna throw it up two to three feet and then catch it. You still have to be precise in this
14:00Yeah number three
14:03By far the most difficult of the flaming cheeseburger tricks
14:13Everyone knows this is by far down into the bottom
14:17Spin it around the bottom. Imagine in the house next door. Like the mom is in hospice there
14:24Dying
14:29That is by far the most
14:33Imagine a son bringing like his date home for the first time. He's like, that's my dad
14:42Take care everybody is he the goat of this? I think gotta be he's top five. Yeah
14:49Too soon to tell
14:53To the broken drummer show on location in Cerritos, California
14:57One of the comments I get most often is so what's the hardest trick you do? I'm gonna show you it's not fire
15:02It's not bowling ball. It's not hatchets. It is trying to do two little spinny things at the same time
15:10Yeah, so difficult
15:12So difficult
15:14I have to think I have to open up my vision to get both things in there and try to keep them going at the
15:19same time and correct
15:21Both hands. Oh, oh, you see he's talent. It's very close to the edge
15:26He's too good for me to realize how hard it is. Yeah, which is a big issue
15:32Jay by the end of the week. Do you think you could do such a thing?
15:36Definitely not I can juggle like tennis balls, but that's a you can't tell tennis balls. I can't not crazy
15:42Well, I can't like throw up in the air and like do crazy tricks. You can't juggle you could juggle three tennis balls
15:48Yeah, no, no way. I think I'm with
15:51I can not most people not even close
15:55Go juggle three tennis balls. He's being cocky about it
15:59Shit I can do it easy fuck
16:03You can juggle
16:08Now light them on fire
16:12No, I'm serious
16:15Jay want to hit me in the ass. Yeah
16:18That was the next step do you guys play a red button high school? Yeah
16:29Why is he doing this? I don't know
16:38Did he get you sad crazy did he back sack I didn't feel it but it I'm not doing that
16:43I didn't feel it but it I'm not doing that
16:46First one. I kind of know who he is. Mm-hmm. I
16:50Want to say I think he committed suicide, okay
16:55And I'm not sure though. I think he is. He's a wrestler. Okay, you could say it you could say it's Chris Benoit
17:00Yeah, that's gone head though cuz he's the first one
17:04Good career world champion wrestler. Yeah, there you go. All right, technically, how was he?
17:09He's pretty good. I think yeah. Yeah, okay
17:13Yeah
17:14Bad guy. Oh, no bad really bad guy
17:18Osama bin Laden, okay
17:20Who had a better career Chris Benoit based on what their goals were what their goals were? Yeah who accomplished act?
17:29Bin Laden, okay, so he's got to go on your head. Okay
17:34Okay
17:38Okay, these are just this is a fake deck
17:43Hillary Clinton, oh geez
17:45But she's better than Osama bin Laden Osama bin Laden did 9-11 who had a better career
17:51You gotta go his is over. You can't have it. Well, his is over. Yeah, but yeah he had in accomplishing his goals
17:57He had better you gotta get Hillary exactly. I don't think so. Yeah, you gotta get he killed so many Americans
18:03That was his goal. Yeah, no, but think about all the little
18:06Girls get Hillary. Yeah
18:08Get Hillary optics. She inspired you just don't want to be screenshot with Obama. I mean Osama
18:13Yeah, I almost said Obama to before. Okay. All right. So wait, just look in the camera real quick. Yeah
18:22He's with her nice I don't know this guy on right now Richard B. Penny no Cheney
18:32Richard B. Penny sounds like a mask off from Monopoly
18:37I
18:38Think I'm gonna keep doing for that one. Yeah, who's this guy president? No, he was very killed a man shot a man
18:44Yeah, shot a man duck hunting. Did he get away with it? Yeah started the Iraq War. That's bad guy
18:49Okay
18:52Bill Clinton, okay again
18:58Jackson again, I can't put him up. Yeah. Yeah
19:02Hillary again, I'm not gonna put her up there. Okay
19:06Ray Rice
19:08Bad guy tough to tackle tough to tackle hits women though. Yeah, so now I don't want him up there. Okay
19:17Old old Bush again, okay
19:22You know, this is oh we got Donny
19:28Chicago today, I know I didn't know that. Yeah. Yeah, Jefferson Davis. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah
19:40Big Ben again out. Oh, there we go. I'm wins it. There we go. Who'd had a stretch get a run
19:47Be Judaism be Judaism the upset Judaism's both coins big big Ben. That's a cool game. Yeah, who's next?
19:55We already that was allows. Oh, I wish I'd seen the other I'll buy more packs. That was cool. Yeah like that game
20:00Yeah, if you lose you guys zoom in and get in your your pond
20:07It's a pond
20:09Would you like to stay on the line while we do the finals? Yeah. Okay. All right. Go ahead TJ
20:16One
20:24Nothing you Brandon very good. Don't have to piss yourself. It's Donnie aware. This is happening. He's like over there
20:35Oh shit
20:37Says Donnie aware. He's over there in the kitchen
20:40Earlier when you were sitting there talking
20:42I was like, where's his voice coming from right now?
20:44And I like couldn't figure out where you are. I think he walked one one one one Brandon to one you to one you
20:53Brandy what you can watch the show. I
20:58Don't even know what you're saying is three one brandy one brand you're good Brandon. You're good, man. Good. You're good
21:04Do you want me to hang up? You're good
21:07No
21:12Shoot three three two three two
21:16You're good, though
21:19Don't sweat it big dog
21:27It's now three three game seven I'm telling the truth it's it's all being recorded believe it or not
21:35Final game game seven
21:42All right, Kate you want to go tell Donnie
21:48So I have to go in the shower, oh well, here's the thing Donnie
21:52It's full enough
21:55So yeah, just my shoes off. Yeah. Yeah, you take your if you take that shirt off to get naked
22:01You thought you had to go in with?
22:06Yeah, don't even don't even think about it. Yeah, don't don't talk don't talk just just do it
22:12It's like the chef is about to marinate. Oh
22:27Good job, this is gonna be fun for tomorrow. Yeah, I
22:31think we might have to do like a
22:34Look how wet he is. He's soaked. I think we might have good every no, Jesus Christ. You're so
22:42We might have to do
22:44wise words
22:45We Nick you should think up of a game or so
22:49Yeah, where it's like every 10 minutes someone has to be in the tub for two minutes. Okay, well think yeah
22:53We'll think of some sort of like time based this. Yeah
22:58Yeah, we could have fun with this