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00:00And now, DreamWorks Kung Fu Panda Legends of Awesomeness.
00:25Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda.
00:32Raised in a noodle shop, never seeking glory or fame.
00:36He climbed the mountaintop and earned the Dragon Warrior name.
00:41Kung Fu Panda.
00:43Kung Fu Panda.
00:48Master a sheath who saw the warrior blossom.
00:51And master the skills of bodacious and awesome.
00:55Kung Fu Panda.
00:57Kung Fu Panda.
01:00He lives and he trains and he fights with a furious vibe.
01:04Protect the valley, something, something, something, something alive.
01:09Kung Fu Panda.
01:13Legends of Awesomeness.
01:15Sweet.
01:29You ready to do this?
01:31Oh, I was born ready.
01:34Hold on.
01:36Just a sec. Okay.
01:38I'm good.
01:41Steel the fool!
01:54Unguarded moment.
02:05I call that Pillars of the Ouch.
02:15Good name.
02:19Hey, you two. You're supposed to be stilt-walking ads for my shop.
02:24I'm not paying you to mess around.
02:27You're not paying us at all.
02:28Good thing, too.
02:30Still not sure how guys on stilts help advertise noodles?
02:34It's how the restaurant business works.
02:36Now stilt-walk, you monkey.
02:51Well, I may be stuck here, but at least I've got a nice view.
02:55There's the Jade Palace.
02:58And the Bamboo Forest.
03:00And a cute girl, an old dude, some bandits.
03:04Bandits!
03:11Oh, please. We have no valuables.
03:15Yeah? What do you call this?
03:17Don't touch that!
03:19You heard the lady.
03:25Wow, she's even cuter close up.
03:31Hyah!
03:54Oh, flying goat surprise!
03:57Cute and knows kung fu?
03:59A little. Don't mess with the goat, girl.
04:03Seriously, don't!
04:05Whoa, whoa, I'm not a bandit.
04:07I'm just kidding.
04:09No, I'm not!
04:13Mess with the goat, you get the hooves.
04:28You alright?
04:30My palms are sweating, my heart is racing, and I'm tingly all over.
04:35I think she got me with the clove-and-hoofed exploding head technique.
04:39Uh, clove-and-hoofed exploding head technique actually explodes your head.
04:44I think maybe you're in love.
04:48Love? Pfft.
04:51Did my head just explode? I can't feel my face.
04:54Oh, wait. There it is. On my face.
04:57My daughter and I can't thank you enough for helping us in our time of need.
05:02Lucy is to be married tomorrow.
05:05Marri... I see.
05:08Lucky guy. Anyone I know?
05:11Well, I never even thought about it.
05:14I mean, I don't know.
05:16Lucky guy. Anyone I know?
05:19Well, I never even met him.
05:21Oh, it's one of those arranged dealios.
05:24Yeah, pretty stoked about it.
05:26He's called the Dragon Warrior.
05:34Head definitely exploded.
05:40We erased the marriage years ago, Paul.
05:43You and Lucy were just babies.
05:47Kind of a big deal. Seems like something a guy tells his son.
05:51Hell, back then, money was tight and dishes were very expensive.
05:56I couldn't afford to keep replacing them.
06:00Mushy the Potter offered to keep me fat with dishware
06:04if I agreed that one day you would marry his daughter.
06:08Ding, dong, a choking man.
06:11Zip-a-dee-doo.
06:17So you traded him for plates?
06:19And balls?
06:21That's how the restaurant business works.
06:26Lucy, give Poe his present.
06:29Yes, sir.
06:31Poe, I understand that you like action figures.
06:35Yeah, well, I did when I was a kid a long time ago.
06:40Not really.
06:42I collect them, too.
06:44Is that a Master Shifu?
06:47The monobrow variant.
06:49That's the rarest one there is.
06:51I know! It's yours now.
06:54Or ours, if you want to go through with the whole marriage thing.
06:58Wait, wait, wait. Just so we're clear,
07:01you're pretty, funny, good at kung fu,
07:04you love dumplings, and you collect action figures?
07:10I'm getting married!
07:12What?
07:14You're kidding, right?
07:15Meet the future Mrs. Dragon Warrior.
07:18Hey there, Furious Five.
07:21Worship you, totally trying not to spaz.
07:24I know it's kind of sudden.
07:26Except for the it was arranged when we were babies part.
07:35Okay, now I'm spazzing.
07:37Is it wrong to ask you to sign my belly?
07:40Is this a joke?
07:42No joke?
07:43Well, looks like somebody gets to plan a wedding.
07:47Can it be me? Please say yes.
07:49Go crazy.
07:52Oh, who's she? I'd like you to meet.
07:55Master Tigress!
07:59I'm kind of a mega-fan. No, a lot.
08:02It's like such an honor.
08:05Hang on. You want to marry him?
08:10Uh-huh.
08:12Really?
08:13Whoa, Tigress. Never begged you for the jealous type.
08:18Jealous? You must be kidding.
08:20Oh, a word?
08:27I'll be watching you.
08:28Okay. I'll try not to look all...
08:36Odd. I'll try not to look odd.
08:39Marriage is a big step, Poe.
08:41And you just met this girl. Are you sure you're ready?
08:44Well, we are combining our action figure collection, so...
08:48There's that, Poe.
08:50If Lucy is the wife of the Dragon Warrior,
08:52she'll be a kidnap target of every villain and scoundrel in the land.
08:56Wow, I hadn't thought of that.
08:58You'll be putting her in grave danger.
09:00That's why the rules of the Sacred Onyx Shaolin are so specific.
09:04Specific how, specifically?
09:07You really don't know, do you?
09:11You'll have to step down as the Dragon Warrior.
09:20What? Give up being the Dragon Warrior or give up Lucy?
09:24I can't do that.
09:25Which one?
09:26Either!
09:27Being Dragon Warrior is the greatest. I'd never give that up.
09:31Unless... what if Lucy is my one shot at happiness?
09:35I don't want to wind up old, sad, and alone like my dad or you.
09:41It's just... what's the point of having this awesome life
09:45if I've got no one to share it with?
09:49It's your decision, Poe.
09:51No one else can make it for you.
09:53Are you sure?
09:54Because I'd really rather you just told me what to do and I'd go along with it.
09:58The Dragon Warrior follows his heart.
10:01The Dragon Warrior does not let others make up his mind.
10:23Crane wants to meet with us later to go over the seating chart and...
10:27Poe, are you okay?
10:28Huh? Oh, uh, yeah, yeah.
10:32Sorry.
10:37You're having second thoughts.
10:39What? No way!
10:42Kind of.
10:43I mean, look, meeting you was the most amazing thing that's happened to me since...
10:47since I became the Dragon Warrior.
10:49Do what your heart tells you, Poe.
10:51Don't let me sway you!
10:56But it's all happening so fast!
10:59As Dragon Warrior, you've sacrificed so much to protect the Valley of Peace, Poe.
11:05But to run from true love would be like running from a great battle.
11:09We'd always wonder, what if?
11:14Maybe.
11:15What if?
11:19Maybe you're right.
11:33We'll put the bride's guests over here.
11:35But if it's lopsided, we can spread the fight dummies around.
11:38So he's going through with the wedding for sure?
11:41Not for sure.
11:42Don't tell Crane, or you'll crush his dreams.
11:45No, no, no! You're using too many flowers in one spot!
11:49Spread the blossoms, and spread the...
11:55Joy.
11:56You might want to reinforce that lattice.
11:59Just saying.
12:01I don't want to spend my life wondering what if, so...
12:05I'm gonna marry Lucy.
12:07And give up being the Dragon Warrior.
12:09Or not do that.
12:12Poe.
12:13I know, right?
12:15Okay, I've decided.
12:17I'm getting married.
12:19Unless you think...
12:20Congratulations, Panda.
12:22I'm proud of you, and I wish you all the happiness in the world.
12:42Poe must really love you to give up being Dragon Warrior.
12:45Tigress!
12:46I guess you must really love him too.
12:49I...
12:51care for Poe.
12:52Care for him?
12:54Or using him?
12:59Who is this?
13:00It's not what you...
13:12Walk away, lady.
13:14Totally facing off with Master Tigress, so cool!
13:19Tigress, I don't want to hurt you.
13:22Trust me, you won't.
13:27Tigress, stop!
13:29Stay out of this, Panda.
13:30This is how girls discuss things.
13:33Tigress, I know you've cried your little eyes out that you and I aren't together.
13:38What?
13:39Don't be a hero.
13:40See, there's a tear right...
13:42No?
13:43Wow, do you ever blink?
13:46Look, what you and I had was just a figment of your imagination.
13:50Had?
13:51Past tense.
13:53It's a grammar thing, look it up.
13:55Lucy, are you hurt?
13:57But Poe, she is...
13:58Tigress!
13:59Stop embarrassing yourself with your jealousy-jealous behavior!
14:03This is my life, and I need to start living it for me.
14:07Great job fixing the lattice, Crane.
14:10Reinforced and ready for action.
14:13No touchies!
14:15Crane, ever think of a second career as a wedding planner?
14:18No, no, no.
14:20Why, are you thinking of tying the knot?
14:37Poe, I...
14:38Don't make a scene, Tigress.
14:40I've made my decision, kind of.
14:42And it's the right one, possibly.
14:44I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
14:48You were right.
14:50You are jealous.
14:52You... no!
14:53No, you... I...
14:56It is your life, Poe.
14:59And I wish you nothing but the best, friend.
15:04Places, people!
15:07The sun is casting dappled light on the altar.
15:09Dappled light!
15:11Move it!
15:33Poe!
16:03Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join Poe and Lucy,
16:21who pretty much just met,
16:23in the sacred bonds of matrimony.
16:26Lucy, do you take Poe as your lawfully wedded husband
16:29in accordance with the rules governing this squeaky marriage ceremony?
16:32I do.
16:34Uh-huh.
16:35And, Poe, do you, flu-ba-dee-doo-ba-dee-doo,
16:38Lucy, am renounce being the dragon warrior?
16:52Poe?
16:55Whoa!
16:57We're losing the dappled light!
16:59Poe?
17:02Uh... well...
17:06Poe?
17:07Uh, it's... it's not that I don't want to,
17:09but... but... but maybe we should wait and...
17:12Wait? We can't wait!
17:14If we don't do this right now, he'll... he'll...
17:17He'll what? To who?
17:19Who's he?
17:21Oh, this is an outrage.
17:22Get on with it!
17:24Marry my daughter and step down as dragon warrior!
17:27You hear me?
17:28But I...
17:29Enough!
17:30Calm down!
17:31I'm just not...
17:36Well, it's... well, it's just that, well...
17:39Her safety is informed and her well-being and...
17:45Oh, boo!
17:50Junji!
17:52Oh!
17:54Yourselves.
17:55With the dragon warrior gone,
17:57I intended to finally seize the Jade Palace for myself.
18:01There, happy?
18:02Not really.
18:04What? Wait!
18:05Lucy, you... you betrayed me?
18:08Poe, I...
18:10You're going down, Junji.
18:12No, not just yet.
18:14The happy couple haven't opened their presents.
18:21Huh?
18:27It was all a lie?
18:30Yes, but Poe, I had to, you see...
18:34You've said enough, girl.
18:37And now to pay the price for your failure.
18:42None of you are going anywhere.
18:44Take them!
18:45King Brawn, awesome!
18:57No, that's a rental!
19:06Not the centerpiece!
19:21I so love seeing you with egg on your face, Shifu.
19:26Oh, my cake!
19:33Well, at least the lattice is still...
19:43We'd love to stay for the reception, but we have some place to be.
19:47I'm sorry, Poe.
19:49I never meant to hurt you.
19:51What's this?
19:52Junji's holding him hostage.
19:54That's why he did all this!
19:56What?
20:04Poe, don't.
20:05There's no point now in...
20:09Is this Lucy's boyfriend?
20:13She has a boyfriend?
20:15There's a boyfriend!
20:17Panda, snap out of it.
20:18Lucy needs you.
20:20If you're not married, you are the Dragon Warrior.
20:29Yes. Yes, I am.
20:32And the Dragon Warrior doesn't let a broken heart get in the way of helping those in need!
20:41We, actually, are in need.
20:47No! Please, Junji! Let him go!
20:51I plan to, right into the fire!
20:57You said you wouldn't hurt him if I did what you wanted!
21:00Yes, but you failed.
21:02I may be wily and dishonest, but I do keep a promise.
21:09Poe!
21:10Junji, let Lucy's... friend go.
21:15Fine.
21:22No!
21:45I can do this! I can do this!
21:47No, not if I can help it.
21:49I won a medal in stilt-fighting years ago.
22:03Poe!
22:23Ooh!
22:52Yes!
23:22Yes!
23:26You... you were there!
23:28Yes. Yes, I was.
23:38You let Shen escape!
23:40At least we destroyed the weapon!
23:42But then the companions saw that Shen had only flown on the opposite tower.
23:48There was another cannon aimed at them.
23:53Fire!
23:56The first cannon ball hit the target and let the tower sink a bit.
24:02Shen put the tower under continuous fire.
24:05Slowly the building began to lean to the side and threatened to collapse.
24:11The entrance area was already destroyed.
24:14There was only one option left.
24:16And Tigress recognized it immediately.
24:20The only way out leads up!
24:22What?
24:26Yes!
24:32Follow me!
24:34Come on!
24:35Where do you want to go?
24:37All the way up!
24:38Come on! Keep going!
24:41When they finally reached the top, the tower fell.
24:45Poe and his friends jumped down at the same time.
24:49And let's go!
24:50The tower fell on the outer wall of the palace, behind which the roofs of the city stood out.
24:56Poe and his companions landed on one of the roofs.
25:01When Shen saw that their escape was successful, he swore at one of his gorillas.
25:07Ouch! My nose!
25:09Call the wolves, all of them!
25:11I need them ready for departure!
25:14The Year of the Pheasant begins now!
25:18Right away?
25:19The year is already half over.
25:21That would only be half a year of the Pheasant.
25:24After this somewhat careless remark,
25:27Shen drew a blade and held it in the hand of the leader of the wolves.
25:32And that is the year of the Pheasant, of course.
25:36Let's go, let's go, let's go!
25:40Let the wolves attack!
25:42We load the ships now!
25:45Right away!
25:46Right away, right away, right away, right away!
25:48Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
25:53Unnoticed in the general chaos, Poe and his friends sneaked through the city to the prison.
26:00Master Oxel was not just happy when he saw Poe.
26:04Oh, you!
26:05What have you done?
26:06There is chaos up there!
26:08And didn't you want to stop Shen?
26:11Yes.
26:14Guys, come on!
26:15Don't complain to me right away!
26:16I let him escape on purpose!
26:18Because...
26:19That was a trick, a plan!
26:21I thought...
26:23I understand his plan better then.
26:27I don't understand that.
26:29Why not?
26:30It's totally logical!
26:31Poe, the truth!
26:32You had Shen.
26:33What happened?
26:34What are you talking about?
26:35I don't know what you want to say with that.
26:37Yes, okay, he didn't lie.
26:40The truth.
26:44Very well.
26:46They will keep you away from every danger.
26:48Very far.
26:50What?
26:51You stay here.
26:53Wait!
26:55I have to...
26:57You stay here!
26:59You stay here!
27:00Tigress thought it would be better and safer
27:02if Poe stayed with Master Ox and Master Croco.
27:07But I have to go to him.
27:08Then tell me why.
27:12He was there!
27:13Of course!
27:14The coward was there when I last saw my parents.
27:18He knows what happened.
27:20He knows where I come from.
27:22He knows who I am.
27:23He knows who I am.
27:29Listen, I'm leaving.
27:32I have to know.
27:34The Ironhards can't understand that.
27:37The Ironhards understand that very well.
27:41But I can't watch my friend get killed.
27:45We're leaving!
27:46Hey, maybe you can't watch me get killed?
27:49Don't be such a coward.
27:51And there she is again.
27:53No.
27:54Don't worry, little one.
27:55You're better off here.
27:58Meanwhile, Lord Shen triumphed and was sure of his cause.
28:03He didn't listen to the witcher's whispers anymore.
28:07You're mistaken, witcher!
28:09Tonight, we're sailing to victory!
28:12Your magical panda is clearly a fool.
28:14Are you sure it's the panda who's pretending to be a fool?
28:17You just destroyed the home of your ancestors, Shen.
28:20An insignificant victim.
28:22If all of China is my reward for that...
28:26And will you finally be satisfied?
28:28Do you really think you'll feel better when you've destroyed the whole world?
28:33It's just the beginning.
28:34And maybe I'll turn the basement into a church.
28:40The cup you want to fill has no bottom.
28:43It's high time to end this madness.
28:47Why on earth should I do that?
28:49So that your parents can finally rest in peace.
28:52My parents...
28:54...gave me away.
28:56Do you understand?
28:59They did me wrong.
29:01And I...
29:03And I will do it right again.
29:05They loved you.
29:06They loved you so much that it killed them to have to send you away.
29:13The dead only live in the past.
29:17And I have to take care of the future.
29:23Let the narrator go.
29:27She's no use to me anymore.
29:28Farewell, Shen.
29:30I wish you happiness and joy.
29:32Happiness and joy...
29:33...you have to get.
29:36And I'll get what's mine.
29:45Shen had his underground weapons chambers cleared and everything brought to the port.
29:51While the Furious Five watched the process from a distance, Poe made his way to the underground vault.
30:01Get down here, faster, faster!
30:04Load everything!
30:07On the rock walls were scaffolding, on which Poe slowly climbed down.
30:13But on one of the platforms, suddenly, like out of nowhere,
30:19Lord Shen.
30:21Greetings, Panda.
30:27What happened that night?
30:28Which night?
30:30That night.
30:31Ah, that night.
30:33Exactly.
30:34We're talking about the same night, aren't we?
30:37Yes, I was there.
30:38I watched as your parents left you.
30:41A terrible thing.
30:43Are you ready to die to find out the truth?
30:46You can bet on it!
30:47Although, I'd rather not.
30:53Between Shen and Poe, a fierce battle broke out.
30:57It was at this moment that the Furious Five stormed the vault.
31:01They took care of Shen's warriors before they could intervene.
31:06We'll take over!
31:07Go!
31:18In the fight, Shen managed to slip Poe off the scaffolding.
31:22But at the last moment, he was able to hold on to one of the poles and pull himself up again.
31:31End of the flagpole!
31:33One might think so.
31:34I want an answer!
31:36So you really want to know?
31:40You believe that knowledge will heal you?
31:43And the deep crater in your soul will close?
31:47Here is your answer.
31:50Your parents never loved you.
31:54But now...
31:56Let me heal you!
32:00Then everything went very fast.
32:03A cannonball hit Poe and threw him out of the vault into the open,
32:08where he fell into a river near the forest and lost his mind.
32:15Almost at the same time, his companions were overwhelmed by countless wolf warriors and captured.
32:24The witness found Poe and brought him to her cabin in the forest.
32:30There, she took care of him.
32:32When Poe came to her again and looked into her face, he was shocked.
32:39If I wanted your death, I would have let you back into the river.
32:43Then why are you saving me?
32:45So you can fulfill your fate.
32:48I don't understand a word.
32:50Where am I?
32:53What is this place?
32:55I'm surprised at how little you remember.
32:59But you were still very small when it happened.
33:08Maybe you remember.
33:10What? That's just a stupid nightmare.
33:12A nightmare? Or was it your memory?
33:17The dragon warrior fell into a kind of trance and saw into the past.
33:23He saw himself playing with his parents and was a happy child.
33:30Then he heard the voice of the witness.
33:34This was a blooming village.
33:36The young Shen was supposed to become the new ruler of the city of Gongmen.
33:39But he wanted more.
33:42I predicted that someone would stand in his way.
33:46A panda.
33:48But I could never have foreseen what would come next.
33:54Shen and his warriors raided the village.
33:58They burned everything down and took no one into account.
34:02Catch them all!
34:06Take our son and run!
34:09Run!
34:12Mother Nanko fled with him into the woods.
34:17There she hid the body with her baby so that Shen's warriors couldn't find it.
34:23Then she ran back to her husband.
34:30Don't resist.
34:32Let it happen.
34:35Your story may not have a happy beginning.
34:39But that doesn't make you who you are.
34:42It's the end of your story.
34:46The one you really want to be.
34:50So, who are you, panda?
34:55I am Poe.
34:57To be continued
35:03Shen was at the harbour with his prisoners.
35:07A whole armada of ships was ready to leave.
35:12So many sad faces.
35:15But this is only a moment of joy.
35:18You will now have a wonderful time.
35:23As soon as we reach the harbour,
35:26blindfolded,
35:28you will die with your precious kung fu.
35:34And all of China will bow before me.
35:39Set sails!
35:42The cannon was hoisted on board.
35:44And then the prisoners.
35:46Mantis had already given up.
35:49To be honest, I never thought I would die like this.
35:52I always thought I'd meet a nice girl,
35:55but then she bites my head off.
35:57Really sad.
35:58We can't give up hope.
36:00Poe would like us to stay strong.
36:02Iron-hard, right?
36:03Right, Chris?
36:05As the ships were slowly leaving,
36:07suddenly Poe stood on one of the bridges they had to cross.
36:13He stood there with a big hat on his head.
36:19Poe?
36:23How many times do I have to kill this stinking, annoying panda?
36:30Great!
36:31A panda stands between you and your...
36:36What?
36:37Get ready for a...
36:43What?
36:44And now, freedom for the five!
36:48The ship was now close enough,
36:50and Poe jumped on deck.
36:52He fought as fast and as safely as never before.
36:57He managed to get rid of many of the wolf warriors,
37:01so that he could free his companions.
37:04Now they fought together,
37:07and they should get even more support.
37:12Master Oxen!
37:13Jump!
37:14And Drago!
37:15Draco!
37:16Revenge will be served!
37:17Why are you...
37:18Your friend can be very convincing.
37:21It was Poe's master Shifu,
37:23who convinced the two to accept the fight against Shen.
37:28And Master Shifu fought for twenty.
37:31Quick! Take your boats and block the way!
37:36Why don't we fire?
37:38They're writing off our shields, sir!
37:40They're advancing!
37:42Fire!
37:43Fire!
37:44Fire at them!
37:46But sir, we're meeting our own people!
37:48I told you to open fire!
37:50Fire!
37:52The cannon was aimed at Poe, and fired.
37:56But Tigress jumped in front of him.
37:59The fact that the bullet tore up her own ship,
38:02didn't seem to matter to Shen.
38:05Poe and Tigress were thrown overboard by the explosion.
38:10Both were able to hold on to a piece of wood over water,
38:13which had broken off from the ship.
38:16Poe and Shen could now look each other in the eye.
38:20Shen had Poe directly in front of the cannon,
38:24and he wanted to use that as well.
38:28As you wish.
38:30Let's finish this.
38:32When the next bullet was fired,
38:34and Poe saw it fly towards him,
38:37he concentrated on Master Ogwey's teaching.
38:47Poe raised his hand,
38:49took the bullet like a floating balloon,
38:52and directed her flight into the water.
38:56Everyone who saw that didn't dare to look her in the eye,
38:59and Shen didn't at all.
39:02Again!
39:07Shen had all the cannons fired,
39:10but Poe deflected all the bullets,
39:13until he suddenly caught one,
39:15and catapulted it back onto Shen's ship.
39:21It was a hit.
39:24Shen said, seemingly hit,
39:27on deck together.
39:30Carefully, Poe came back to the ship.
39:35How did you...
39:38How did you do that?
39:42Well, you just have to keep your elbows straight,
39:44and keep your shoulders loose.
39:45Not that!
39:46How did you find peace?
39:48I took your parents.
39:50Took everything.
39:52That must have left scars.
39:55You see, that's exactly it, Shen.
39:57Scar healing.
39:59No, they don't.
40:01Wound healing.
40:03That's right. And what about scars?
40:05They fade, don't they?
40:06I don't care about scars.
40:08But you should, Shen.
40:10You have to let go of your problems from the past.
40:13Because that's not important anymore.
40:15You know, the only important thing is
40:17who you really want to be now.
40:19Yes, you're right.
40:21Then I'll decide.
40:23For that!
40:24Shen drew some blades from his feathered dress,
40:27and threw them at Poe.
40:29Poe was able to defend himself with a plank.
40:33Suddenly, the destroyed ship
40:36plunged into the water.
40:39The cannon came to a halt,
40:41and fell on Shen,
40:43who was standing right in front of him.
40:47The fight against the tyrants was over.
40:52Finally over.
40:56With great joy and pride,
40:58Poe's friends stormed the ship.
41:01Master Shifu also joined them.
41:04Don't ever do that again!
41:07It seems as if you found him in inner peace.
41:11And that in your tender age.
41:13I also had a pretty good teacher.
41:17The tyrant was defeated,
41:20and the people liberated.
41:24The warriors and the Furious Five
41:27were celebrated and celebrated.
41:32A few days later,
41:34Poe made his way home.
41:36He had great longing for his father.
41:39Of course, the great event
41:41had already spread in the small village,
41:44and everyone visited Mr. Ping's restaurant
41:47to see the hero.
41:51What's that supposed to mean?
41:52He's not here!
41:53Poe's birthday is today.
41:55His greatest wish is to meet the Dragon Warrior.
41:57How about a tofu birthday cake?
42:00I think we'll just try another time.
42:03When will he be back?
42:05I don't know!
42:07Okay, I don't know!
42:08Maybe never!
42:10I'm very worried, okay?
42:12It's part of it.
42:13I'm his father.
42:14At least I am.
42:16Why does he have to go and save China?
42:19I know why.
42:20But why?
42:21He's just a little panda.
42:25Suddenly, the little boy started laughing.
42:29And everyone else was laughing, too.
42:31Suddenly, in front of the restaurant,
42:34stood the great hero.
42:38Father and son fell into each other's arms.
42:42And?
42:43How did it go?
42:45Did you save China?
42:47Yep.
42:49I knew it.
42:50That's why I had new signs painted.
42:52My son saved China.
42:54Save your money.
42:55When you buy a can, you get one for free.
42:57Hey, that's a good offer.
42:59Would you like to try one?
43:00Later, maybe.
43:04I have to tell you something.
43:09When I was away,
43:11I found the village where I was born.
43:15I found out why I ended up in this rescue box.
43:19Oh, yeah?
43:21I know who I am.
43:27I am your son.
43:35I love you, Dad.
43:38I love you, too, my son.
43:44Ah! Delicious, fat rat!
43:48You must be hungry.
43:49I'll make you something to eat.
43:50What are you talking about?
43:51I'll cook.
43:52No, I'll cook.
43:53Dad!
43:54It's the least I can do.
43:55You saved China.
43:56It's the least I can do.
43:57You raised me.
43:58Po!
43:59Dad!
44:00Po!
44:01Okay.
44:02Well, we can both cook.
44:03Together.
44:04Together.
44:05No, I'll cook.
44:07Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
44:13Far, very far away,
44:16behind the big mountain in a bamboo forest,
44:19an old panda suddenly had a strange feeling.
44:25My son is alive!
44:37The End
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