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00:00Rue Broca

00:30Ribroca, faut pas le répéter, la sorcière montre son derrière Ribroca, faut pas le répéter

01:00En revanche, deux petites ça fait plus cher qu'une grande

01:04En fait, une grande c'est plus économique que deux petites

01:07C'est ça, vous avez tout compris

01:09Alors, laquelle vous prenez ?

01:11J'hésite, je repasserai, je vais réfléchir

01:16Il y en a certains, je vous jure, j'ai envie de les étrangler

01:19Vous n'imaginez pas, Monsieur Pierre, ce qu'on doit supporter dans le commerce

01:23Ça me rappelle une histoire

01:25Tu nous la racontes ?

01:27Oui, racontez-moi une histoire, Monsieur Pierre, ça me détendra

01:30C'est une histoire de bouteilles ?

01:32Non, une histoire de chaussures

01:34Ça commence tout près d'ici, dans un magasin de la rue Broca

01:43J'hésite, j'hésite

01:45Les rouges font plus chic, plus habillé

01:48Oui, mais d'un autre côté, pour tous les jours

01:52Ça, bien sûr, bien sûr, ce n'est pas la chaussure de tout le monde

01:55Je suis plus à l'aise dans la blanche

01:57C'est vous qui voyez

01:58Non, je la trouve un peu sport, non ?

02:01Question de goût, chère Madame

02:03Mais pour celui qui aime...

02:05J'hésite

02:06Prenez les deux

02:07En réalité, elles ne me plaisent ni l'une ni l'autre

02:11Mais vous disiez à l'instant que...

02:12Non, non, décidément, je crois que je vais réfléchir

02:16Attendez, attendez, ne partez pas

02:19Je crois que j'ai ce qu'il vous faut

02:22Dans un coin de la réserve du magasin, bien tranquille,

02:25vivait à l'écart une paire de chaussures qui étaient mariées ensemble

02:30Elles étaient très amoureuses et parfaitement heureuses

02:37Essayez-moi donc ce petit modèle avec des brides

02:42Nicolas, où es-tu ?

02:44Alors, qu'est-ce que vous dites de ça ?

02:46Pas mal, pas mal

02:48À la bonne heure

02:49Passez-moi donc l'autre pied

02:52Merci

03:02Elles me plaisent

03:03À la bonne heure

03:04Voyez, chère Madame, ici on trouve toujours chaussures à son pied

03:09Faut-il vous les envelopper ?

03:11Inutile, je rentre avec

03:23Doucement, doucement

03:25Oh

03:56I'm going to get you!

04:12Nicolas! Finally!

04:19That's terrible! Every time you're in front, I'm in the back!

04:23And when I go backwards, you go forwards.

04:25All day long without seeing each other, and without kissing.

04:29My Nicholas, I could never get used to it.

04:32Listen, I have an idea.

04:34This is what I'm going to do.

04:53Ask for my flowers, have fun, shake your booties.

05:02Ask for my flowers, beautiful flowers.

05:05Ask for my flowers, beautiful flowers.

05:08Shake your booties, have fun, ask for my flowers.

05:12Well, my little lady, don't drink too much white wine before noon.

05:16Tch!

05:22Next.

05:24Next.

05:25Ma'am, it's your turn.

05:28What do I have, Doctor?

05:30Every step I make, my right foot hooks my left foot,

05:34as if I wanted to say hello by the way.

05:36And it makes me fall.

05:38I see, I see.

05:40You're going to give me ten drops of Prameloxydiotilomedal every night in a glass of sweet water.

05:47Is it serious, Doctor?

05:48Very serious.

05:49It's very simple.

05:50If it continues, you'll have to cut your right foot.

05:57There you go.

05:58It's a hundred francs.

05:59Six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

06:03It's awful.

06:04If we cut her right foot, she'll throw you away and we'll be separated forever.

06:09We have to do something.

06:11Yes, but what?

06:12Listen.

06:13Tomorrow, I'll make a small right turn to kiss you on the way.

06:17Okay?

06:19So, what's wrong today?

06:22It's now my left foot that hooks my right foot, Doctor.

06:26I see.

06:27You're going to give me twenty drops of Prameloxydiotilomedal every night in a glass of sweet water.

06:34But I have to be honest with you.

06:36If it continues, you'll have to cut your two feet.

06:40It's two hundred francs.

06:42Seventeen, eighteen, still eighteen.

06:46Cut my two feet.

06:48And what else?

06:49Twenty.

06:52If we cut her two feet, what are we going to become?

06:56I don't dare to think about it.

06:58We'll be separated and thrown away.

07:02I don't want to be separated from you.

07:05I love you, Nicolas.

07:09I love you too, Tina.

07:11I don't want to leave you.

07:13Never.

07:18So that's it.

07:20I'm not the one who's sick.

07:23It's my shoes that are sowing.

07:25Oh, how nice.

07:30So, were the lovers saved?

07:32Yes.

07:33Well, temporarily.

07:35The next day, the lady had her housekeeper come and tell her...

07:40You see these shoes, Mrs. Bertrand?

07:43Yes, madam.

07:44You're going to wax them well.

07:46That they are always bright and in good condition.

07:49Yes, madam.

07:50And above all, never separate them.

07:53I won't wear them anymore, but I want to keep them anyway.

07:56And that they always stay together.

07:58Do you understand?

07:59No, madam.

08:01I want these shoes to stay here together.

08:06And that no one ever puts them on again.

08:09Okay?

08:11Yes, madam.

08:12Well, I'll leave you, Mrs. Bertrand.

08:14See you tomorrow.

08:16Can you get the trash down on your way out?

08:19Yes, madam.

08:26She's crazy.

08:28Your shoes are brand new.

08:30If it's not too bad.

08:34Just my size.

08:36What a misery, my dear, to leave your shoes alone in a black closet.

08:45I am of elegance.

08:58Watch out!

09:03I'm sure I'll keep these shoes for another minute.

09:06I'm going to give them to my grandmother.

09:08So, for Tina and Nicolas, a long period of happiness began.

09:13Their new owner spent almost all day sitting and swinging slowly.

09:27I'm coming, Jojo, I'm coming right away, my dear.

09:31And when she walked, it was so slowly that the two lovers had all the time to see each other

09:37and even to kiss without the old lady holding her feet.

09:43Yes, yes, my Jojo, you can see that Mom is in a hurry.

09:47Unfortunately, an old rheumatism forced her to drag her left leg a little

09:52and her shoes wore out faster than the other.

09:57Look, Nicolas, I don't know what's happening to me.

10:00I feel my sole becoming thin.

10:03I wonder if it's going to be pierced soon.

10:06Don't do that, poor thing.

10:08If we throw ourselves, we'll be separated again.

10:10I know, but I can't help aging.

10:13It's terrible.

10:15Indeed, eight days later, Tina's sole was pierced.

10:19Grandma bought new shoes and threw the old ones away.

10:24What are we going to become, my love?

10:26I don't know.

10:28Wait, come closer.

10:30Give me your shoulder, there, like that.

10:33We won't be separated, whatever happens.

10:56And then, Monsieur Pierre, what happened?

10:58Ah, to finish my story, I need you.

11:01Us?

11:02Yes, you two.

11:27Oh, look!

11:28These shoes are arm above arm below.

11:31It looks like they're married together.

11:33Well, since they're married, they're going to go on their honeymoon.

11:37There, like that.

11:39Are you okay?

11:41Come on, goodbye and have a nice trip!

11:44Send us postcards!

11:56And that's how Tina and Nicolas, who didn't expect anything from life,

12:00still had a nice honeymoon.

12:26To be continued...

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