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00:00What's up Wolfpack Fam it's your boy Kid back at it again. Hope you're doing well
00:14Continuing my journey of Dad's army with the crew. You know what adventures are gonna lie
00:19You know what adventures are gonna happen on this week's episode
00:21I got to stay tuned to find out ladies and gentlemen snack sis not included damn it
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00:47Snacks not included let's freakin go
00:56Thing you are kidding mr.. Hitler
01:06Now there's no doubt about it that in modern warfare
01:09Communications are vital and that's why I've sent a strong letter
01:14To the war office demanding that we should have wireless sets without delay what happened to that very strong letter to the war officer
01:19Demanding brand guns we're not discussing guns now
01:22Wilson
01:24Now in the event of the wireless sets not arriving before Adolf kicks off I
01:29Intend to capture some from his first wave
01:32Yeah, I'd like to volunteer to be in charge of the Nazi wireless set capturing party, sir. I should enjoy that
01:39Something we can come to much later on I would like to suggest that we only use our bayonets
01:42So we do not destroy the Nazi wires machines with our bullets. Yes, it's very good suggestion
01:48Right now what is this that having obtained the wireless sets?
01:52How do we send a message that would that they usually say call it all cars call it all cars as a stick up at?
01:57the corner
02:02Up to an old Jones he gets let loose with his burn it yes
02:06Now I have studied the correct procedure
02:08So if you'll all pick up your wireless sets, I'll show you
02:14Incidentally
02:18Who supplied these cocoa tins and trickle tins I see some of them had some old English humbugs
02:27Yeah, toffee's are worse, so I broke me up a sip with a toffee once I once choked on a gobstopper
02:32That's right. I've forgotten that you're quite right. I've forgotten. I'm glad to bang me on the back
02:36I met him for banging me too hard
02:38All right
02:43Marshmallows
02:46Marshmallows kinder on the teeth good
02:52From your childhood if you
02:54Speak into Tim at one end you will hear the voice in the tin and the other provided and this is most important provided that
03:00You keep the string
03:01absolutely tight
03:03Turkish delight was nice and soft
03:06I just said we've got to be absolutely tight. No, no
03:13Mind was wandering now, you know with a while
03:16I said you cannot speak and hear at the same time, which is why the correct procedure has to be adopted
03:21So you'll just hang on there. I'll show you what the
03:35Oh
03:42That red thing there Thank You Jones
03:48Now let me first simply switch the set on we're in the listening position so everybody listen
03:55All right
04:00Sorry, sir, my communication cords a bit shorter
04:04All right, everyone in a listening position, please
04:08See you must have a pilchard tin
04:13Old English humbugs stuck at the bottom of this
04:18Leave it where it is for the time being Wilson. All right. All right
04:22Sorry, now to commence proceedings I put the mic in front of my mouth and I speak into it thus
04:33Was it quite clear to everybody
04:36I never had a single one
04:39Voice of the tin service tell me good. It really was absolutely. Well, what I was saying was hello all stations Charlie one
04:45Hello all stations Charlie one report my signals all stations Charlie one over. What's Charlie one?
04:52But Charlie one is a sergeant Wilson's call sign. I was using the call sign. Well, how do we know?
04:56So it's perfectly simple really I'm saying hello to all of you
04:59We see and Wilson is Charlie one phrase Charlie to your Charlie three Charlie four Charlie five and so on
05:04But there's been to me sir
05:06Why don't you say hello Charlie do?
05:08Because you would say that if you were speaking to me you would say hello Charlie, too
05:11Ah, you mean I say hello to me. No. No, you're saying hello to me. Why don't I say hello Charlie one?
05:16well because
05:18Because that's not the way it's done
05:20Excuse me. Are we all Charlie ones, too?
05:25Now I mean that all this side is headquarters and we're all saying hello all stations Charlie one
05:31All right. Now, let's do this. My name really is Charlie
05:34Does that make any difference? No, not at all
05:48Yes, I wasn't really very good was it
05:51Why can't we use Boy Scouts, sir?
05:53They can run very fast and they can nip through little holes in the hedges
05:57So Boy Scouts are very good at that sort of thing
06:01Should we have another go?
06:04Dismissed
06:07Hello, mr. Yateman. Hello, mr. Rogers. Sorry to hear about your headquarters last night
06:12Yeah blown to bits. It was did you suffer any personal loss or injury only my spare trousers?
06:17What a blessing you wasn't in them. I'll say a splinter went right through the seat
06:21The good Lord must have been watching over you. He was I was in the boozer
06:25Losing a mysterious way is wondrous to perform. Yes is Napoleon in yes
06:30But you're not to let him worry you because the figure says you can use his office and anything else you want
06:35Yes, well, I better work with a town clerk. So I shouldn't have any trouble
06:37Well, you must have somewhere to do your air raid precautions, mustn't you? Otherwise, where will we all be? Thank you. Mr
06:44Yateman, I'm very glad your Lotteria. He's been all tribulation with mannering
06:50What's tribulation? Well, it's
06:53Right now we'll follow with you Wilson
06:56Before you go any further, you know, sir, if you pull these through in a certain way, sir
07:00They make a noise like a chicken who's about to pass an egg, you know
07:22What are you teaching them cats cradle
07:25underneath this
07:30What exactly do you think you're doing I think you and I better have a talk in the office private like I know we should
07:34Speak to you at all. Well, you're going to have to so let's get cracking take over Wilson, right?
07:38Don't take a minute
07:46Now here I'll just know you look a man ring
07:48My headquarters has been put out of action and I've official permission to use these premises here on whose authority see for yourself
07:55Yeah
07:57Now I'm I'm a reasonable sort of man
07:59I know you and I've had our differences in the past but we are both on the same side and I want to be
08:03Generous, I don't want to well, I don't want to you know, be standoffish and I'm prepared to go shares with you
08:09So I tell you what I'm gonna do now
08:12This I'll be here with your chair. You can have this half here is me, right?
08:16Oh
08:22Well now when it comes to the desk you keep your stuff over there and I'll keep my stuff over here, right
08:27How dare you mark my desk? I'm gonna be tried a fair and reasonable
08:32And I shall talk it again
08:35God
08:41Now you probably noticed both the doors here are in my arm now I want to be fair
08:45So I'm gonna draw chalk line on the floor like this here. There we are
08:50That's Tom Tiddler's ground. Oh
08:54You're standing on my bit get off
08:56The only thing I have to insist on is the telephone that has to be on my side
09:00Oh, no, it doesn't that is my artery of communication if Hitler invades anywhere along the coast first, that is how I shall learn
09:05Yes, and it's my artery every time the siren sounds if it was coming. I'll take a message for you
09:12That stays and I'll give you five seconds to get out of my office one, two, three, four five, I'm not going
09:24Escort this person from my headquarters look mate. I'm staying. This is my headquarters carry my orders out
09:28Would you mind off in leaving the office as the captain says no, I've got official permission there it is in black and white
09:46Look you have another loss of this I'm telling you
09:59He's done it this time he's done it whatever's up miss Rogers you look as if you're a soul in torment fetch him fetch the
10:06Picker, it's that man ring. Oh, I have to sit down. I'll have one of my funny turns you sit down here
10:10And I'll get his reverence. He threatened me with a bayonet. Never it's to a bayonet
10:15Hey, you live it by the sword shall die by the sword and that goes for bayonets and all
10:21Now you're not going over when I say over
10:25So, let's do it in turn shall we all my file will set first and then Wilson's file set after all right one two or three
10:40Can I do it on my own we're not quite ready for that Jones. Oh, let me go solo. Let me go solo sir
10:47This should be good
10:48Hello all stations Charlie one. Hello all stations Charlie one report my signals all stations Charlie one. Oh, what?
10:58Very good
11:00Excellent. You got that quite great. Thank you very much, sir. I bet the old thought I couldn't do that
11:06Beautiful. Yeah, I'm not such a fool as I may think I am
11:11Let's try it again tighten your strings
11:13All right
11:16I have given mr. Hodges here permission to use my office now. I understand he's being molested look Vicar
11:21I'm very busy supposing I see you in my office in 20 minutes time. It is not your office
11:26It is my office and I have lent it to mr. Hodges. Yeah, what did I say?
11:30I told him didn't I told him you're dead you are interrupting vital training for the defense of the realm
11:35Kindly go away. No, I will not and I want to get to my office
11:38So kindly take all your silly little bits of string out of my way
11:41I will not well, I shall report you to the bishop add to the police. Oh, there's a damn Charlie
11:46Don't you profane his reverence like that? Don't let's have any importance of you either. Oh, so that's the way it is. Is it?
12:03One way to get through guys
12:05Well, I think it's a cheek Hodges using this is a RP headquarters
12:09Well, I can't see old manner in being pushed around much longer
12:11I mean after all he tried to cooperate, but what can you do with a bloke like Hodges?
12:14I mean, he's so dead common. You're right there. Joey is common. Well, I think I can't stand it's common people
12:21You've been quite fair. No, mr. Hodges has a very good job as a happy warden. It's a dangerous job, too
12:26Well, I don't say don't do it. Well, all I say is he does it uncouth
12:32Put a curse on him
12:35Put a curse on anybody. What's he did done?
12:38when
12:40My own 50 years ago when I was trading coral in the South Seas with a friend of mine
12:48Was that the one that got eaten by a squid?
12:51No, sir. This is a different friend
12:54Jethro his name was
12:56one day
12:58Well, I'm cut off a wee island
13:0120 miles west of Samoa and just told me that he'd heard that there was a
13:06Ruined temple in the center of the island with a huge idol
13:11That had a Ruby the size of a duck's egg set in its forehead
13:17She was determined to get it. So soon. It was dark
13:20We rode ashore armed to the teeth and settled through the jungle to find the temple after
13:27About two hours
13:29Hawking all the way through the undergrowth. We came to a clearing
13:34There was the temple the ruined temple covered with jungle creepers
13:41place
13:42was deserted
13:44the crap inside
13:46there it was a
13:49huge idol with a great Ruby and its forehead
13:57As the shafts of moonlight
14:00Struck down through the holes in the roof
14:07Jethro
14:08Gave a cry of triumph
14:10jumped up on the idol and
14:13Hark the Ruby out of its forehead with his knife
14:17All this time I could feel eyes
14:21Horrible unseen eyes
14:24Staring at us
14:25How could stand it no longer?
14:28Shouted let's get out and return to go
14:31and then
14:33We saw it
14:36Barring our way in the doorway
14:38Was the witch doctor?
14:41He gave a scream that turned my bloody eyes
14:45He shook a bunch of bones in Jethro's face and he cursed him
14:51After all these years, I can I can still hear that terrible curse
14:58Death he screamed death
15:03The Ruby will bring you death
15:12Did the curse come true mr. Fraser I sounded dead he died
15:20Last year he was 86
15:40Now I've had a word with area HQ the civil defense people and
15:46The secretary of the council who happens to be in fellow Rotary
15:51And I can show you that I give them a piece of my mind
15:54And these ARP people will be cleared out of here just as soon as possible, but not this week, but not this way
15:59All right
16:04Let's behave in a true Christian manner as far as possible ignore
16:15Oh
16:39You started it yeah when you would take it up more than you want after the all I've got twice as many troops as you
16:43Call these troops. Go blow me the bath chair fusiliers
16:52I think this already had one. Oh, that's brave in it ten to one. Listen, buddy. This town's not big enough for both of us
17:03Anything
17:13On the telephone, mr. Robinson take charge of the incident man Taylor
17:17Make up your defense points and America T wrongs and patrols alerted Timothy white general get the fire gun
17:23We might be here all night gets a bit party later on Jones. Keep your secretary reserve here
17:31Keep that over your side
17:36Now look Hodges
17:38I'm doing my best to tolerate your presence, but you're being absolutely insufferable
17:42You're never gonna get a light like that, I mean after all the woods damp and a chimney's cold what you want's a firelighter
17:47I haven't got any I would like to help you there. There you go
17:50That'll get it going before you can say gunpowder nightlands to you. Oh, thanks. Hey Joe
17:55How doing son that's treating with the enemy
17:57Yes, right, right. Thank you very much. Yes. Let me have a report in the morning. Thank you
18:02right
18:04Cut that out not during an alert
18:06I shall be receiving a constant stream of reports on that tonight and I shall be receiving my orders from the war office
18:11through my superior officer
18:16Warmington ARP
18:19Number one platoon headquarters woman you don't see her God
18:23Yes, it is for you. Captain wearing of course
18:28Good evening, sir. Captain Manningham. Oh
18:33Hello Elizabeth
18:36You can pack that in carrying on and chats with your bits of stuff. Do you mind this happens to be my good lady?
18:41Yes, well tell her to cut it short
18:43No, no, no, I what of course I can't come home. Not just now
18:49Okay, if you're really frightened, why don't you sit in the cupboard under the stairs as usual?
18:54I'm sure a bomb is far more dangerous than a mouse
18:58Careless talk cost lives. Hey, I'll try another one
19:01You know the trouble I expect some sparrows laid a nest somewhere up there they do a lot of that delay
19:07Yes, you know sparrows do it. Oh good the chimney. Well, we can have some rose spatter. Very tasty. Very sweet
19:16Hey, what are those made of Joe? Well, they're mostly made from incendiary bombs are being damaged by fire
19:21That stove is not to be ignited without the consent of the vicar. What are you talking about?
19:25It's only a fire or it'll have to be notified. There'll be a rumpus
19:30Who lit it the wardens the wardens today
19:34She is the fireplace up and up. It's fine
19:38And he hates us as well after we made a big noise the mouse would jump down the hole
19:44Look leave the mouse where it is and you jump down the old missus
19:50You keep out of this dear the rates been on ten minutes and I haven't received a single man report yet
19:56That's it. Hello. Yes. Yeah. All right. Oh, mr. Yelden. Yes. Thank you very much. Right. Thank you. Right. Mr
20:02Yelden, they're standing by in Khyber Road
20:05Hello, yeah chimney on fire. Right. Give me the details. Will you?
20:11Get this down mr. Cole, yes
20:13There's that's that's the end. Yeah, that's the end
20:16We can't have a vital channel of communication blocked by this domestic trivia
20:20There's nothing trivial about a chimney on fire mate an enemy bomber could see it miles away
20:25Yes, where is it?
20:26Right. Yes a large building next to st. Alden's Church Mortimer Road
20:31Took a large building next to st. Alden's Church
20:41Worse than your lot. She is Mortimer Road
20:46Get on the fire brigade William mrs. Cole
20:49Now what do you think you're up to? Please Becca? We're very busy. Will you go away?
20:53Do you realize you've set the chimney on fire the stove and it all has become a raging fiery furnace fiery furnace?
21:00Yeah, just a minute. This is a large building next to st. Alden's Church
21:12What it's never happened before normally they don't burn what are you doing about it Wilson when it happened at the nursery nanny put some
21:17salt on it
21:19Not a pigeon
21:23Shall I ask them to pop round certainly not make us a laughingstock of a neighbor and tell him it's a false alarm
21:28Come on, Gerald. You and I up the tower. Shall we take the pumps? Yes get the pump
21:38Bog feet mr. Marling. What do you say? Oh Pete one barrel of bog feet would put that fire out in a minute
21:43Don't you be sensible
21:45Oh
22:10Thank You mr. Manning you saved my life then I
22:15Get out of the way
22:33You don't like it there's a ledge out here I'm gonna inch along it until I can see if I can get to the roof
22:39All right, what's going on get out of the way come on
22:43Come on, come on out of there. Come on up there. I'm in an embarrassing position
22:48Charles a hook by the gusset
22:51Not in front of his reverence
23:01Take my trousers off don't be neurotic Jones
23:04Oh
23:08There's a gap between the tower and the roof, so if you'll hand me a plank, I'll put it of course
23:12But I haven't got a plan. Why should I have a plan?
23:15Here is a ladder. Yes, sir. What about that? Well done. Well done Walker show it out
23:22What's the matter I've relieved myself says fight all right
23:34Oh
23:41My god
23:45You saved my life
23:49If you easy along there you can get it on the edge of the still look hurry up
23:53Let me a German bomber will see that Jimmy our father miles
24:05I
24:15Don't like this
24:22When you gave with that bucket of sad, mr. Yates, but I've been polishing it all for 30 years
24:26I can't see it go up like a bundle of kindling
24:30All right, I think it's firm enough that now yes it right sir. I will test it sir. I'll test the letter
24:36So I'll hurry up y'all fool and don't talk so much
24:38All right, so far. All right, sir. Don't you get on the other side?
24:43That's your way along the roof. Yes, sir. See if you can reach the chimney
24:47Even reach the chimney from there
24:50Mike
24:51Walker, huh? Get down on the catwalk and see if you can work your pump from there
24:55Oh
24:58They need water water
25:05I'm gonna pass it through
25:26Hurry up
25:34Come on
25:55I
26:02Could
26:25Oh
26:55I
27:25Oh
27:55The last time sir, I put some salt on it
28:00Get back to the tower careful. How you go you be careful. Mr. Manning. There's not as boys very delicate on the edge of it
28:08fucking shit
28:11I don't gonna just stay up there for a wee while longer
28:15Well son, yes, go to the builders yard and get a ladder. All right, what are you talking about?
28:19It'll take half an hour get the fire brigade not likely. It's all right for you. You're as dry as a bone
28:24I'm soaking wet. Well, that's your fault for chucking water out like a six-year-old child
28:27You wouldn't say that if you was as wet as I was. Oh, yes, I would
28:50Oh man, I wanted more guys
28:55I
28:57Great fucking humor great moments plenty of memorable ones right now and man just I
29:04Wanted more I was left wanting more man. I just didn't want it to end. Maybe you guys felt the same way
29:10We got to talk about it. Thank you, and I gotta say my man
29:15Freaking Wilson lazy as fuck man, you know, why don't you get it yourself man? It's your place. Hold on a second
29:22Thank you guys. Thank you
29:24Listen buddy, this town is not big enough for both of us. I felt like I'm watching a Western
29:29I don't know which one but you know add some Western kind of vibes there
29:34You know a little cowboy action there and man this created a crazy
29:41Fucking episode a lot of goofy moments here
29:44You know
29:45Most people are not gonna like the cold steel and my boy Jonesy in some I guess
29:51Compromising or he was in a pickle in some in some difficult spots that if he just moved a little bit man
29:58He was gonna be in some pain. So I think probably all of us will agree
30:03the beginning at you know portion of the episode was great with you know with the
30:08With the canned strings, you know with the all that stuff and then we finding out that there's some
30:14ARP is gonna have to share because you know
30:16They've been in a bad scenario with shits got fucked up and they need a place to be at
30:20so that whole beginning was great, but I think we might all agree that that ending with the roof scene and
30:27Bringing the water back and forth has to be one of the funniest moments that we've seen on the show. It's up there now
30:33For me such a great moment a lot of crazy things. I did see some flashing red shit pop up on the ground
30:40I don't know what the fuck that was
30:41Lost connection. I don't know that part of the shit, but I
30:46Should yeah caught me by surprise there for a second
30:49Jonesy
30:50Brilliant as always man, you know when he had that cold steel and he popped it on the piece of paper
30:57You know and the warden was just feared, you know fearful, but man, I really do enjoy
31:04the rivalry
31:06Between the warden and and and Captain Manor and you can tell obviously that they don't like each other
31:13You know very much. So I thought it was great humor
31:17Bringing in, you know, both these guys obviously, you know in in a confined space shared, you know
31:23You sharing resources essentially, you know with the church hall
31:27and
31:28You know, you got this line, you know, there's a line in the dirt. Hey, you know, essentially
31:34chalk in the line, but
31:36Where are you like? Hey, that's my side. That's your side. That's my phone. No, that's not your phone
31:42You know and then they're you know waxing on waxing off he's rubbing it
31:47Warden said a funny line I can
31:49Put the line more than you can rub it, you know that I might hit the fucking dirt
31:55As always but yeah, there was such great moments there
32:00Jonesy bravery is always, you know him volunteering constantly. We loved how hey, mr
32:07Manor he saved my life. Not once not twice. Not three times then fucking, you know, the warden is saving his life as well
32:14Man, you remind me of mr. Manor a captain manner and shit and oh man, what a great moment there
32:20How many times is I done lost?
32:23freaking count how many times Jonesy falling and goofing up and tripping over shit and and
32:29You know, I was also thinking that could potentially happen to mr
32:33Manor and because he's not too far off with Jonesy and like falling into water, you know in many scenarios tripping over shit
32:40you know losing his hat that little bit with the
32:44Canned string and everybody's knocking his fucking hat left and right
32:48Then the guy cutting the string was funny too, you know, that's one way to get through this stuff there
32:54But yeah, that whole bit was great. Then you have even the lady
32:58Who's recording shit she had me dying and she's you know a little it was taking a long time to get it rude
33:05You know how she answered the phone everything. I don't know. She just let me die in there
33:09So I think this is another spectacular episode wasn't fucking lazy as fuck man
33:13Let's see, you know Godfrey's a little bit harder to move and shit to get stuff
33:18So my man's wasn't even bitching about anything. He's asked to do something
33:23He just does it but you could see Wilson
33:26Little little temper tantrum or he's moaning and shit
33:31You know, like he's called Pilkington or some shit man, because maybe moaning a lot, you know
33:36He always mumbling a little bit of shit
33:39But yeah, he I found the moaning a lot more on this episode Pike was great again. I think Pikes line
33:46You know this town ain't big enough for you know, essentially for the both of us and he's he's looking mighty big cuz he's behind
33:53He's behind the guy yeah, it's not big enough for both of us, so I think this was a fantastic episode
34:01You know
34:03Jonesy falling hitting the pole, you know the the fire bit and stuff which was a recipe for you know a
34:11Success on this episode, but it was a recipe for disaster at the same time and you knew with it putting that fire
34:17It was looking pretty big. It was looking pretty big
34:19So when the phone call hits and stuff like that and they're talking about this big place fire
34:24I'm already jumping and thinking. All right, it's gotta be this fucking place and shit
34:28so when they finally realized I don't blame them because they didn't want to call in the fire brigade because
34:35You wouldn't want to be like essentially like the laughingstock. You know what I mean?
34:39You're a bunch of you know goofballs or doofuses like myself. So
34:44You know, they didn't want to be the laughingstock
34:46But at the end of the day man, you know, they dropped the fucking ladder
34:50You got no choice. Sometimes you're such a scenario. You got to just suck up the pride. So what'd you guys think?
34:56Great episode for me personally. I've really really enjoyed it. You know that rivalry those bickering going back and forth
35:04You know, who's the head honcho who's running the shots when they're standing in
35:09You know in formation and then the ARPs coming in and he's talking and I don't know man
35:14Wardens voice cracks me up. It was like it felt like high-pitched and shit when he's talking
35:19So I was just laughing already and then he moves them to the side and shit and they push the the freaking other group
35:25And then they push him back and shit. Hey you started it. It feels like you know
35:30It feels like a high school drama or kids beefing and bickering and arguing and god, man
35:36I don't know about you all but this episode made me feel good
35:39I'm smiling like I don't know if my mood was if my mood was shit
35:43Which it wasn't I feel like this is such a mood booster and you know, Jonesy
35:48Mannering, you know Wilson bitching Pike Warden. I mean all these guys got free did phenomenal to you know him talking about
35:56How are you talking about some C shit?
35:58You know these guys doing the bits back and forth with the can thing and and those are cool man, you know
36:06You've seen a lot of movies where you'll have like a neighbor's house and then the other neighbor's house and they got the can
36:11You know with the communication, you know before a lot of walkie-talkies shit
36:16Hey, this was some pretty cool shit to see so I thoroughly enjoyed this episode again. I think that
36:22ending sequence
36:24you know with
36:26Splashing on Pike, you know him hitting the pole trying to put the put the fire out
36:31I thought all of that was entertaining as fuck. So hopefully you guys enjoyed it
36:35Let me know your thoughts in the comments down below. I am still enjoying it and we still got plenty more
36:41Dad's army to go. So this is an absolute blast
36:44These characters are great
36:46And yeah, I'm all for it. So thank you so much for watching. Don't forget to Like comment, you know the drill guys
36:51If you enjoy the content, don't forget to hit that subscribe. It's absolutely free to do shout out to the patches as well
36:56We'll see you on the next one
36:58Regardless. Thank you for hanging out. Thanks for stopping in and thank you. Thank you guys. So we'll see you soon. Peace
37:10You