Tee Jay
  • 4 months ago
Transcript
00:00And we are back here on TNA Impact.
00:05Our Director of Authority Santino Marella is set to preside over the wedding
00:10of ECO and Step to Lander.
00:12And well, at least Rhyno dressed for the occasion, Tom.
00:27I understand Rhyno is PCO's best man.
00:33Best beast?
00:34Man-beast, yes.
00:47Meanwhile, Zion Brookside is Step to Lander's maid of honor.
00:51Zion Brookside and Step have become very close over the last few months.
00:55And in her finest wedding blacks, I guess this whole thing is twisted, Tom.
01:02You're not gonna get any argument from me.
01:25No, no, no.
01:55Oh, there he is, Tom.
02:14The gruesome groom himself.
02:19The new TNA digital media and international heavyweight wrestling champion, PCO.
02:28What a week.
02:30What a couple of weeks it has been for the French-Canadian Frankenstein.
02:35To have his victory at Slammiversary against AJ Francis right here in Montreal,
02:41his home city, was one thing.
02:43But to marry the love of his life.
02:46Love of his afterlife is more like it.
02:49This is truly special.
02:55While we're doing this, I guess we gotta stand for the bride.
03:00PCO! PCO! PCO! PCO!
03:16PCO! PCO! PCO! PCO!
03:22Destro accompanying Step to Lander to the ring.
03:25Her family in Australia said they won't be able to make it.
03:35I don't blame them.
03:36At least there's something white in this wedding.
03:40It may be Thursday, but in her Sunday finest,
03:44Step to Lander prepares for this very different kind of wedding.
03:57It's beautiful.
04:10Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to witness this blessed union,
04:19this coming together, this marriage of this monster and this beautiful lady.
04:26Now, the bride and the groom have chosen to read their own vows.
04:32Miss Dillinger, please go first.
04:40Sorry, I'm nervous.
04:44I, Stephanie, take you, PCO, to be your lawfully wedded undead bride.
04:59It was truly love at first fright.
05:03I promise to never bolt on you,
05:06and I will never complain when the electricity bill is really high.
05:15I promise to always make you laugh.
05:18My jokes will have you in stitches.
05:23Your cup will never be empty as I will be your wine.
05:28I will be your wine.
05:30For it is plain as anyone can see,
05:33we are simply meant to be.
05:37Till death do us part.
05:48And now, PICO.
05:52PCO.
05:59Stephanie.
06:02My vow.
06:13Okay.
06:15Moving right along, I believe now it's time for the ring presentations.
06:28PICO.
06:45PICO, your ring.
06:56Oh, there's a finger.
06:57Oh, that's a finger.
06:59It's my grandma's ring.
07:03Not just her ring.
07:17It's a family heirloom.
07:19Now, before we proceed,
07:22if there is anybody here who has a very good reason
07:26why these two should not get married,
07:28speak up now or forever shut up your face.
07:39Oh, my God.
07:40Oh, my God.
07:49Now, hold on. Hold on now. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
07:55Contrary to popular belief,
07:57we're not out here to cause a ruckus.
08:02See, PICO, me and you,
08:04we put on an instant classic
08:07right here in Slammiversary.
08:16I don't know what you're saying.
08:21Listen. Listen.
08:23We don't want to cause any problems.
08:25We simply came out here
08:27because you earned my respect
08:30and we want to watch The Freak Show get their freak on.
08:37So, please, proceed with the wedding.
08:40We're just here as witnesses.
08:46Okay, then. Thank you very much.
08:48Ladies and gentlemen, it's now the time
08:51by the power granted to me
08:54by my $11.99 online course
08:57at ICanMarryYou.com.
09:01It's real. It's certified.
09:03I now pronounce you
09:05monster and bride.
09:12Now, normally I say you may kiss the bride,
09:16but this is Montreal,
09:18so you may French kiss the bride.
09:21I don't want to know what that means.
09:52Oh, my God!
10:00Look who's back!
10:10My Cardona has grabbed Pizzio
10:14at Steph Valander's wedding.
10:16Oh, wait, wait, wait. He's got a gift, Tom.
10:18The longtime partner of Steph Valander.
10:21These two have gone all over the world together.
10:24He's simply supporting his partner, his friend.
10:28I haven't seen Cardona in months here in TNA.
10:32Oh!
10:35Cardona, you son of a bitch!
10:40Oh, my God!
10:44That's a piece of a cinder block in his hand.
10:48Oh, I stand corrected.
10:53Cardona, the Indy God himself,
10:57is none too pleased with his friend's choice
11:01of undead spouse.
11:14This is mine! This is all mine!
11:18You son of a bitch!
11:21You snatched Cardona!
11:36This is my wedding!
11:39This is my wedding!
11:41This was my day!
11:43This was about me, not about you!
11:46But why? Why are you going to ruin it?
11:49This is my day!
11:51This is my wedding!
11:54Why are you doing this to me?
12:00Steph, stay strong!
12:03Steph, don't go!
12:06Get out of here!
12:10No, no, no!
12:12You and me!
12:14You and me!
12:16What are you doing, Steph?
12:19Steph, what are you doing?
12:22Steph!
12:24Steph!
12:26What are you doing?
12:28It's not supposed to be this way!
12:31It's not supposed to be this way!
12:35Get out of my way!
12:53You can't be!