Rush Hour 3 Movies (2007)
Almost three years after their last adventure in Rush Hour 2 (2001), Carter is now working as a Los Angeles traffic officer, while his friend and ace Hong Kong Police inspector, Lee, escorts the Chinese Ambassador, Han, to the World Criminal Court, to disclose crucial information about the Triads. However, after a botched assassination attempt, the mismatched duo will find themselves in picturesque Paris, struggling to retrieve a precious list of names, as the murderous crime syndicate's henchmen try their best to stop them. Once more, Lee and Carter must fight their way through dangerous gangsters; however, this time, the past has come back to haunt Lee. Will the boys get the job done once and for all? —Nick Riganas
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00:01:00Like you've never done before
00:01:05Ooh, give it to me, it's like I just can't take no more
00:01:10Come on and do me, baby
00:01:14Like you've never done before
00:01:18Ooh, I want you, baby, like I just can't take no more
00:01:35Woo!
00:01:37What the hell? I didn't tell you to go! Goddamn!
00:01:41It was him!
00:01:42It was you!
00:01:44Aw, man. Ain't nobody listening today!
00:01:47Ladies! You just dented an 81-color Supreme!
00:01:51I need to see your license and registration.
00:01:53Brother, you okay? You cool?
00:01:5510 minutes. Doors open on my signal.
00:02:05I'm glad you're here, Lee. I always feel better with you watching my back.
00:02:10I'm just doing my job, Mr. Ambassador.
00:02:13Stay close today, Lee. We're making history.
00:02:19This is bullshit! Do you know who I am? My family owns half of Rodeo Drive!
00:02:24Do you know who I am? Detective James Carter, LAPD. My family owns half of Crenshaw Boulevard.
00:02:30I want a lawyer.
00:02:31You need a person to train her. This license says 180 pounds. You weigh more than a damn car, girl!
00:02:35I have a thyroid condition.
00:02:36Well, stop eating thyroid!
00:02:37Look, can't you just, like, give us a warning or something?
00:02:42That depends. You girls like Chinese?
00:02:48Excuse me.
00:02:50Carter.
00:02:51Lee, we are on for tonight. I just picked up two girls who want to play hide-the-little Asian policeman.
00:02:55I can't talk now. I'm in the car with Ambassador Han.
00:02:58Trust me, these girls are sushi-grade. We gotta hit this!
00:03:01I have to go. I'm sorry.
00:03:02You're still mad at me, aren't you? You're mad because of what happened when we was in New York.
00:03:06I don't want to talk about that.
00:03:07It was three years ago. When you gonna let it go?
00:03:09Let it go? Isabella was my girlfriend.
00:03:12Lee, we're friends, man. Just come out with me one night. The moo-shoes on me.
00:03:16Lee!
00:03:21My mom say hi.
00:03:23TRIUMPHANT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC
00:03:27TRIUMPHANT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC
00:03:50The Chinese triads now have half a million members in over 100 countries.
00:03:56And these are not street kids shaking down local merchants.
00:04:00These are businessmen who have built a 50 billion dollar empire of extortion, drugs, sex and slavery.
00:04:08We must cut off the head of this snake before it swallows us whole.
00:04:13As chairman of the World Criminal Court, I have entrusted my good friend, Ambassador Han,
00:04:18to lead the fight against the largest criminal organization in the world.
00:04:22APPLAUSE
00:04:36Chairman Raynard, ladies and gentlemen,
00:04:42the triad society is built on secrecy.
00:04:46Nobody knows who these men are, who controls them, who leads them.
00:04:50Nobody has known for 500 years.
00:04:53But today, I stand before you with the secret of my own.
00:04:57Today, I will disclose information that affects everyone in this room.
00:05:01After years of searching, I believe I've finally located Shai Shen.
00:05:06Mr. Ambassador, Shai Shen does not exist.
00:05:10Excuse me, who is this Shai Shen?
00:05:13With all due respect, sir, I like...
00:05:15DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC
00:05:20SIREN WAILS
00:05:23EXPLOSION
00:05:26Everybody down!
00:05:28Call an ambulance! Someone get a doctor!
00:05:31Pass her down! Pass her down!
00:05:33Stay with me!
00:05:35Get away from her!
00:05:37Come on! Come on!
00:05:39Get back! Get back!
00:05:41DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC
00:05:51EXPLOSION
00:05:54DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC
00:06:09Uh-uh-uh. Keep your knees to us each night.
00:06:11...have been fired at the World Criminal Court building.
00:06:13The Chinese Ambassador has been shot.
00:06:15Chinese Ambassador, move your asses over. Move over!
00:06:17Whoa!
00:06:18DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC
00:06:48DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC
00:06:59What are you doing?
00:07:06What the hell is he doing?
00:07:11LAPD, get the hell out of the way!
00:07:13People are crazy.
00:07:14TIRES SCREECH
00:07:16I'll get you out of the ticket when I come back!
00:07:19DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC
00:07:37SCREAMS
00:07:38DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC
00:07:42Lee! I'm coming!
00:07:44DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC
00:07:52Whoa!
00:07:55DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC
00:07:59Don't move!
00:08:05Hello, Lee.
00:08:06Hello, Lee.
00:08:08DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC
00:08:16Don't move, Kenji!
00:08:18What are you waiting for?
00:08:19Do it.
00:08:21Shoot.
00:08:27Can you shoot with this?
00:08:37I think we both know that's not gonna happen.
00:08:46Kenji!
00:08:49You see?
00:08:50I know you too well.
00:08:52SCREAMS
00:08:56SCREAMS
00:09:04SCREAMS
00:09:06DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC
00:09:08Lee! You OK?
00:09:13Lee, I almost killed your ass! Why you didn't move?
00:09:17I'd like for you to meet our dates for this evening.
00:09:19Marsha and Zoe.
00:09:22Fat one's yours.
00:09:29How many times do you want me to say it?
00:09:30I'm sorry.
00:09:31I'm sorry I ran you over, man. Damn!
00:09:33Not now, Carter.
00:09:34All right, hold it right there.
00:09:36Don't say a word, Carter.
00:09:37Captain Deal, I had nothing to do with this.
00:09:39All I did was borrow a car, backed up Lee.
00:09:41Tell him, partner.
00:09:42I need to see Ambassador Hunt.
00:09:44The ambassador is just out of surgery.
00:09:46The bullet missed his heart.
00:09:48He's gonna be OK.
00:09:49Captain, you have to give me back my shield and put me on this case.
00:09:51I made one little mistake. Take a brother off the bench.
00:09:53One little mistake?
00:09:54You handcuffed two women and stole their car.
00:09:56Isn't that why we have insurance?
00:09:58Everyone has an off day, Captain.
00:10:00Last month you put six Iranians in jail for a week.
00:10:02You and I both know them Iranians was terrorists.
00:10:05They were scientists at UCLA.
00:10:07Big deal.
00:10:08Because they cure cancer in rats, that doesn't mean they won't blow shit up.
00:10:11Let me find the person who shot Ambassador Hunt.
00:10:13Relax, Carter.
00:10:14The LAPD won't be leading this investigation.
00:10:16The ambassador is my responsibility.
00:10:18Well, then maybe you could tell me exactly how that shooter got away.
00:10:22Thought so.
00:10:23The ambassador's daughter is coming to see her father right now.
00:10:27Make sure nothing happens to her.
00:10:29Don't worry, Captain.
00:10:30We're gonna make you proud.
00:10:31And try not to think about your wife leaving you.
00:10:33She'll come back.
00:10:35Soo Young's here?
00:10:36I haven't seen her since she was ten years old.
00:10:38She lives in Los Angeles now.
00:10:40Let's go to the gift shop and get her a little teddy bear.
00:10:45And a bra.
00:10:46Lee.
00:10:47I'm so glad you're here.
00:10:50Detective Carter.
00:10:52It's been so long.
00:10:54So long, Soo Young.
00:10:55So young.
00:10:57How is he?
00:10:58He's out of surgery.
00:10:59Out of surgery?
00:11:01They said he'll be okay.
00:11:05Soo Young, I'm sorry.
00:11:16I want you both to promise me something.
00:11:20I want you to find the man who did this to him.
00:11:23I want you to find him because I don't think he'll stop until my father is dead.
00:11:27Soo Young.
00:11:29I need to hear you say it.
00:11:32Okay, I promise.
00:11:34And so do I.
00:11:39Thank you.
00:11:41Soo Young, your father was addressing the court before he was shot.
00:11:45Two weeks ago, my father mailed me an envelope.
00:11:49He said if anything ever happened to him, I should give it to you.
00:11:52Where is it?
00:11:53I put it in my locker at the Kung Fu studio where I teach.
00:11:56It's at 8347 First Street.
00:12:01Chinatown.
00:12:13Go home, Carter. This has nothing to do with you.
00:12:16I made Soo Young a promise the same as you.
00:12:19This is the business of China.
00:12:21Well, for your information, I'm part Chinese now.
00:12:23That's right, Lee. For the last three years, I've studied the ancient teachings of Buddha.
00:12:27Earning two black belts in Wushu martial arts.
00:12:29Spending every afternoon at the Hong Kong garden massage parlor on Pico and Bundy.
00:12:32I am half Chinese, baby.
00:12:34If you half Chinese, I'm half black.
00:12:36I'm your brother and I'm fly.
00:12:38You down with that, Snoopy? That's dope, isn't it?
00:12:41Sorry, Lee. You can't be black.
00:12:43There's a height requirement. Same as riding a metal horn.
00:12:45Go home, Carter.
00:12:47I can't leave you, Lee.
00:12:49You own your ponyo.
00:12:51Can't leave my brother.
00:12:53Go home, Carter.
00:13:12All right, listen up.
00:13:14I need everyone's attention.
00:13:16I'm Detective Carter.
00:13:18This is Inspector Lee.
00:13:20We need to see Soo Young's locker right now.
00:13:22No one's allowed in the back without the master's permission.
00:13:25Maybe you didn't hear me.
00:13:27We need to see that locker.
00:13:29I'm sorry. Wait, Carter.
00:13:31Lee, I got this.
00:13:34Hey, kids.
00:13:36Listen, violence will solve nothing.
00:13:39As the Chinese say, all great battles are won without fighting.
00:13:42Sorry.
00:13:44I don't know him.
00:13:46Let's just calm down and put this...
00:13:52Okay.
00:13:54I tried talking.
00:13:57Now I'm about to beat the puberty out of y'all.
00:14:00You ain't gonna see it coming.
00:14:02You ain't gonna see it coming. Come on.
00:14:04Running for your lives.
00:14:06About time y'all show some respect around here.
00:14:11Carter, wait for the master.
00:14:17Whoa!
00:14:19Damn!
00:14:21I'm sorry, man.
00:14:23I thought this was the bathroom. I'm sorry.
00:14:26Lee, I got a big problem, man.
00:14:28This boy's on steroids. He got a head like Barry Buns.
00:14:31Come on, man.
00:14:35Carter, are you okay?
00:14:37Lee, Lee, get him, Lee!
00:14:44Lee, let's get the hell out of here!
00:14:46Ah! My buns!
00:14:51Come on!
00:14:56Come on, man. Let me go. I love Chinese people.
00:14:59Ah!
00:15:13How do you say surrender in Chinese?
00:15:16Ah!
00:15:18Okay.
00:15:20I'm about to slice you up like a giant California roll.
00:15:22Ah!
00:15:29Oh, shit!
00:15:32I'm not playing no more.
00:15:33Ah!
00:15:36Ah!
00:15:44Let go!
00:15:47Ah!
00:15:49Yeah!
00:15:53Let me down!
00:15:54I'm sorry!
00:15:56I'm sorry, man!
00:15:58How the hell we get in this mess?
00:15:59Go!
00:16:05Lee! Jin!
00:16:09Jin! Lee!
00:16:15May I help you?
00:16:17We'll be asking the questions, old man.
00:16:19Who are you?
00:16:20You.
00:16:21No, not me. You.
00:16:22Yes, I am you.
00:16:23Just answer the damn questions. Who are you?
00:16:24I have told you.
00:16:25Are you deaf?
00:16:26No, you is blind.
00:16:28I'm not blind. You blind.
00:16:29That is what I just said.
00:16:30You just said what?
00:16:31I did not say what. I said you.
00:16:33That's what I'm asking you.
00:16:34And you is answering.
00:16:35Shut up!
00:16:36You!
00:16:37Yes?
00:16:38Not you. Him. What's your name?
00:16:39Me.
00:16:40Yes, you!
00:16:41I am me.
00:16:42He's me. And I'm you.
00:16:43Man, I'm about to whoop your old ass, man,
00:16:44because I'm sick of playing games.
00:16:45You, me, everybody's ass around here.
00:16:48Him, I'm going to kick his ass.
00:16:49I'm kicking his ass.
00:16:50Carter, let me handle this.
00:16:51Lee, no, Lee, no!
00:16:52Carter!
00:16:53Go.
00:17:14Let's go.
00:17:15Thank you.
00:17:16I don't know what the hell you feeding him,
00:17:17but he is too damn big!
00:17:19Carter, go!
00:17:41Where's everyone?
00:17:42Where's all the damn cops?
00:17:49Lee.
00:17:50Where's security?
00:17:51They were called away.
00:17:52What's wrong?
00:17:54Carter.
00:17:57Oh, this ain't good.
00:17:59They're coming for him.
00:18:01What do we do?
00:18:13No.
00:18:17No!
00:18:20Don't move,
00:18:21or I'll blow your ass cheeks off.
00:18:23Get back.
00:18:27Who sent you?
00:18:30Ow!
00:18:33Don't move!
00:18:43Lee, throw me a gun!
00:18:45Throw me a gun!
00:18:49Damn Lee!
00:19:13Lee!
00:19:14I've got you on my back!
00:19:32Sue Yang, one more!
00:19:43Lee!
00:19:44I'm in trouble!
00:19:45I need some assistance!
00:19:51It's empty!
00:19:52What?
00:20:02You see?
00:20:03I always got your back.
00:20:04Why the hell you give me an empty gun then?
00:20:06I didn't know.
00:20:08You almost got me killed, Lee.
00:20:13Who are you?
00:20:14Who sent you?
00:20:20What the hell is that?
00:20:21I think he's speaking French.
00:20:22French?
00:20:23What kind of Chinese man speaks French?
00:20:24Tell him to stop playing around the top right.
00:20:25How can I tell him?
00:20:26I don't speak French.
00:20:29Top right, man.
00:20:31No!
00:20:32You're Asian!
00:20:33Stop humiliating yourself!
00:20:38We're gonna need a few minutes alone with this guy.
00:20:40Find someone here who speaks French, please.
00:20:44Speak English!
00:20:48This is Sister Agnes from the chapel upstairs.
00:20:50She speaks fluent French and has agreed to interpret for you.
00:20:53Sister, we appreciate you doing this.
00:20:55My pleasure.
00:20:56Sister Agnes, please ask who sent him.
00:21:05He says you're both making a big mistake.
00:21:07That one day soon you'll beg for mercy.
00:21:09He also said...
00:21:11What?
00:21:13Please, Sister, we have to know.
00:21:15There's a lot at stake.
00:21:17Well, use the N-word.
00:21:19What?
00:21:20The N-word?
00:21:21You tell this little mother...
00:21:22Cut her!
00:21:24She's a nun.
00:21:26Sister, you tell this piece of S-word that I would personally F-word him up.
00:21:40Did he say negro?
00:21:42He used the N-word again, but this time he mentioned your grandmother.
00:21:45You tell him that his mama's a H!
00:21:48Cut her!
00:21:49I believe hoe is spelled with a W.
00:21:51Right, W!
00:21:52And his sister's a W, and his grandmama's a two-bit W.
00:21:55Who makes double?
00:21:56Because she got no teeth!
00:21:57You tell him I said that!
00:22:10Did he say that again?
00:22:12No, this time he called this gentleman a word that means cat,
00:22:17and another word that rhymes with maggot.
00:22:20What?
00:22:22Well, you tell him he's an A-W!
00:22:25Lee, hoe is spelled with an H.
00:22:27I have a dictionary upstairs.
00:22:29Just call him an asshole!
00:22:35He says you've both been marked for death, like Han and the girl.
00:22:38Oh, sister, turn your back. You don't want to see this.
00:22:41Who is that? How do we find him?
00:22:43Tell us right now, or I'll cut your beads off and shove them in your mouth.
00:22:46His beads?
00:22:47His beads, sister. His hairy, stinking beads.
00:22:49Tell me something now!
00:22:51Lee, give me the gun. Give me the gun, Lee.
00:22:55It's over, brother. It's over.
00:22:58Who is that, sir?
00:22:59T.F.
00:23:00What did he say, sister?
00:23:01He said, shoot me.
00:23:03Putain!
00:23:04Lee, there's no bullets in here!
00:23:06I'm sorry.
00:23:07I'm trying to kill somebody, man.
00:23:10Damn!
00:23:12Okay, you better tell me something right now.
00:23:14I'll send you right to heaven, man.
00:23:15I don't want you to care no more.
00:23:17I'm marked for death. I ain't got nothing to lose.
00:23:20That's right, sister. Call the Lord and tell him you'd rather have some company.
00:23:23Cut her! Stop!
00:23:25Tell me something!
00:23:27Cut her! Enough!
00:23:28She's almost done. Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned!
00:23:31Adon!
00:23:32He says, wait!
00:23:34What did he say?
00:23:35Fifty Franklin D. Roosevelt, Jean Vier.
00:23:39Thank you.
00:23:42Nice working with you, sister.
00:23:43Anytime, brother.
00:23:47Fifty F.D.R.
00:23:48It's an address.
00:23:49It's a wild goose chase.
00:23:50Every city in America has a street named after Roosevelt.
00:23:52And who is Jean Vier?
00:23:53I don't know.
00:23:55Sooyoung, we're getting you out of here.
00:23:57Why?
00:23:58It's not safe for you here.
00:23:59I won't leave him.
00:24:00We have no choice.
00:24:30Sooyoung.
00:24:31Mr. Raynard.
00:24:33I'm glad your father is okay.
00:24:35My people won't leave his side. You have my word.
00:24:38Thank you.
00:24:39So, let's go.
00:24:41Where am I going?
00:24:42We're getting out of Los Angeles. It's not safe for us.
00:24:45Just a few days, Sooyoung. I promise.
00:24:48You'll come with me and my family to Paris.
00:24:54Okay.
00:24:56Wait.
00:25:00You made me a promise.
00:25:04Don't forget.
00:25:17Come on.
00:25:19We got an assassin in custody who only speaks French.
00:25:22An assassin in custody who only speaks French.
00:25:25A limo blows up at the French consulate.
00:25:27And the next meeting of the world court is in Paris, two days from now.
00:25:31Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
00:25:32Yeah.
00:25:33We go to Fiji. We hide out for a year.
00:25:35Maybe change our names. Get jobs as bartenders.
00:25:37And I'm going to call you Kiko.
00:25:38We have to find Shai Shen before he finds us.
00:25:42We're going to Paris, aren't we?
00:25:43Yes. Tonight.
00:25:53Did you know the average French woman is naked 34% of the time?
00:25:58We're not going there to meet women.
00:26:02You have to forget about her and let me hook you up.
00:26:05Hook me up? After what you did to Isabella?
00:26:08It was an accident. Besides, you never even slept with her.
00:26:11Thanks to you. It was going to happen, but you just had to ruin it.
00:26:15What did I do that was so terrible?
00:26:16You shot my girlfriend. In the neck.
00:26:19There's nothing else to say.
00:26:20It's not like she died. So she has droopy eyes. So she works at El Poco Loco.
00:26:24That was temporary. As soon as she could blink, the secret service took her back.
00:26:28You know what your problem is? You need to relax, have some fun.
00:26:31You have too much rice in your diet. You're constipated.
00:26:34I never should have brought you.
00:26:36Face it. You need me, brother.
00:26:37I don't need anyone. And please don't call me brother.
00:26:41What is this?
00:26:42Underground Gentleman's Club in Paris.
00:26:44Coupe La Paz? Forget it.
00:26:46Check out the address.
00:26:4850 Franklin D. Roosevelt.
00:26:50Like I said, you need me.
00:26:53Excuse me? Can we have one gefilte fish and some ex-lax?
00:27:05What a bag, son.
00:27:08Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:27:10Commissaire Révy of the DST, would you please come with me?
00:27:14Why?
00:27:15Just need to ask you a few questions.
00:27:20God damn, man.
00:27:23This is the spot for the worst airport I've ever been to.
00:27:29Now that I have your attention, why don't you tell me what you cops are looking for here in Paris?
00:27:33I told you, man. We're on vacation.
00:27:35Just take it in the sights.
00:27:37Gentlemen, this is my city.
00:27:40And I'm responsible if two stupid cops come here and get their heads blown off by the triads.
00:27:45Now, I can't force you to leave, but I can make the suggestion.
00:27:49After all, I found this dirty little gun inside your jacket.
00:27:54Which means you could both do 20 years in my jail.
00:27:58Do we understand each other?
00:28:01Do we understand each other?
00:28:03Excellent.
00:28:05It was wonderful meeting you both.
00:28:09So we can go now?
00:28:11This will just take a moment.
00:28:13Welcome to Paris.
00:28:15Oh, shit.
00:28:30Where are you going?
00:28:3150 Franklin D. Roosevelt.
00:28:34No, get out.
00:28:36What?
00:28:37I don't drive his kind.
00:28:38My kind?
00:28:39Americans. I don't drive Americans.
00:28:41But I'm Chinese.
00:28:42Yeah, but you're with him.
00:28:43And they're the most violent people on earth.
00:28:45Always starting wars, always killing people.
00:28:47Americans make me sick.
00:28:49Look, man, we are not in the mood for this.
00:28:51Me and my partner just got violated by a small Frenchman.
00:28:54Wearing a very large ring.
00:28:55You're a pathetic bunch of criminals who always resort to violence.
00:28:59Always push around the little guy.
00:29:00And that stuff ain't true. Americans not violent.
00:29:02Come on, America. It's a joke.
00:29:04You lost in Vietnam. You lost in Iraq.
00:29:06You can't even beat the Europeans in basketball anymore.
00:29:08The dream team is dead.
00:29:10I didn't hear you, man.
00:29:12Talk about the NBA again, I doubt you. I double doubt you.
00:29:15Even you skinny women disgust me.
00:29:17Holly Berry.
00:29:18Oh, hell no. I think you done gone too far.
00:29:20You want violence, smelly Frenchman? Huh? Do you want violence?
00:29:22Well, you got it.
00:29:23Cut it. Put the gun down.
00:29:24Say you love America.
00:29:25I love America.
00:29:27Please don't kill me.
00:29:28Sing the national anthem.
00:29:29I don't have all the love...
00:29:31Not that one, man. Sing the American one.
00:29:33Oh, no.
00:29:35Oh, say can you see
00:29:39Oh, say can you see
00:29:43By the dawn's early light
00:30:04Oh, say can you see
00:30:09By the dawn's early light
00:30:14Oh, say can you see
00:30:19Wait for us here, George.
00:30:35Ooh, la, la. Lee.
00:30:38Craddle. Stay focused.
00:30:40We're looking for Jean-Yves.
00:30:41Let's split up. I'll take the women.
00:30:49100,000 à la banque. Les jeux sont faits?
00:30:52Naturel.
00:30:54Madame a un talent naturel. Félicitations.
00:30:57Bravo.
00:31:00C'est gentil. Merci beaucoup.
00:31:05Cotter. James Cotter.
00:31:10Pour vous deux, un petit cadeau.
00:31:12C'est très gentil. Merci.
00:31:14I know you probably don't understand a word I'm saying,
00:31:16but I gotta tell you,
00:31:18you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life.
00:31:20And I'd like to strip you down
00:31:22and butter you like a slice of Wonder Bread
00:31:24and shave your armpits
00:31:26and pour honey all over your naked body.
00:31:28And for the next two weeks, pretend I was a hungry,
00:31:30Well, James Cotter, I happen to speak six languages.
00:31:34One of them English.
00:31:36Are you in or out?
00:31:42Money, please.
00:31:44Sir, it's 1,000 euros minimum.
00:31:46How much? I'm short.
00:31:48930 euros.
00:31:50It's okay.
00:31:52Let him play.
00:31:54Thank you.
00:31:56It's okay.
00:31:58Let him play.
00:32:00Thank you.
00:32:18Monsieur, qu'est-ce que je vous sers?
00:32:20I'm looking for John VF.
00:32:22Jamais entendu parler d'elle.
00:32:28Maybe I can help you.
00:32:34Do you know what I hate about cops?
00:32:38Even when they're with a woman,
00:32:40they can't stop thinking about getting their man.
00:32:42Who is she?
00:32:46See what I mean?
00:32:48Come upstairs, cop.
00:32:50I'll give you what you want.
00:32:56Hit me.
00:32:58Monsieur, this is Baccarat.
00:33:00I know that.
00:33:02You think I don't know Baccarat when I play it?
00:33:04When I was a kid, me and my friends and I
00:33:06used to hang out in front of the Magic Johnson Theater
00:33:08and play Baccarat all night long.
00:33:10Now hit me.
00:33:18Three kings.
00:33:20Read them and weep.
00:33:24Three kings is a zero.
00:33:26You have the worst possible hand.
00:33:28You lose.
00:33:30What?
00:33:34Madame has a seven.
00:33:36She wins 100,000 euros.
00:33:38Mr. Carter, it appears you have brought me luck.
00:33:40I'd like to bring you breakfast and beer.
00:33:42Excuse me.
00:33:56Way to go, Lee.
00:33:58Today, my boy becomes a man.
00:34:02Why are you helping me?
00:34:04Maybe I'm helping myself.
00:34:06How do I fight Jean VF?
00:34:08I see you like to get right to it.
00:34:10Do you know Shai Xian?
00:34:14Would you like to know a secret, Kong?
00:34:16Yes, please.
00:34:18Someone's gonna die here tonight.
00:34:26Then it's you.
00:34:40Come on.
00:35:10Watch it, tiger. Don't hide that dragon.
00:35:26Do it, Lee.
00:35:28Turn that ass up.
00:35:40You are a super freak.
00:35:42Cut her.
00:35:44Run.
00:35:54Sorry.
00:35:56Cut her.
00:35:58Stop her.
00:36:00Stop her.
00:36:02Drive faster.
00:36:10Cut her.
00:36:24Cut her.
00:36:26No.
00:36:28George, we need you to go faster, man.
00:36:30No. Forget it.
00:36:32You want to kill me? Then go ahead, kill me.
00:36:34No.
00:36:36Drive faster.
00:36:38Please. I'm scared.
00:36:40George, you watch American movies?
00:36:42Yeah.
00:36:44You're a super spy.
00:36:46A super spy.
00:36:48Now drive this cab.
00:36:50Come on.
00:36:52Okay.
00:36:54I'm a super spy.
00:36:56Come on.
00:37:08Team George, go.
00:37:14George, what did I tell you to do?
00:37:16Hit the brakes.
00:37:26Come on, I got guns, Lee.
00:37:32Back up.
00:37:46Way to go, George.
00:37:50It's okay.
00:37:56Come on.
00:38:10I got this one.
00:38:16I got my leg.
00:38:20Lee.
00:38:26Come on.
00:38:32Get your own damn cab.
00:38:42Lee.
00:38:50The French are in neutral.
00:38:52This is not my fight.
00:38:55Lee.
00:38:57I'm alive.
00:38:59My whole life flashed in front of me.
00:39:01In three years, I'll be married to a Chinese woman.
00:39:03We have three kids, look just like you, only a little darker.
00:39:05Carter.
00:39:07What?
00:39:09Put your hands up.
00:39:11Whoa.
00:39:25Some people say the modern world was invented
00:39:27when the French built these sewers.
00:39:29Ten million gallons pumped through every hour.
00:39:31A marvel that no one ever sees.
00:39:33Welcome to Paris, Lee.
00:39:35Lee, you know this clown?
00:39:37Go on, Lee, tell him who I am.
00:39:39Don't be shy.
00:39:41Introduce him to your Chanty.
00:39:43Chanty?
00:39:45Chanty.
00:39:47Chanty.
00:39:49Chanty.
00:39:51Chanty.
00:39:53Chanty.
00:39:55Your brother.
00:39:57He doesn't talk about me much.
00:39:59In fact, he's spent his whole life trying to forget me.
00:40:01How would it look if Hong Kong's great Inspector Lee
00:40:03had a brother on the wrong side of the law?
00:40:06You're not my brother anymore.
00:40:08Have you forgotten the situation?
00:40:10I have.
00:40:12You saved my life in Los Angeles.
00:40:14You should have shot me in that alley.
00:40:16But you didn't pull the trigger.
00:40:18Because you can't escape the past.
00:40:20Because you can't escape the past.
00:40:22Because you're not a murderer.
00:40:51We'll always be brothers, Lee.
00:40:53In this life, and the next.
00:40:59Tell me, Kenji, who's Taishan?
00:41:03Some secrets are worth dying for.
00:41:07Alright, okay.
00:41:10Lee, what the hell is going on?
00:41:12I don't know.
00:41:19Go.
00:41:21Hey, which way, man?
00:41:33Shit, Lee, it's locked!
00:41:34Are we in?
00:41:35Lee!
00:41:36We have to jump!
00:41:39Oh, that's a sore heel, Lee!
00:41:42Come on!
00:41:54I'm gonna kill you, Lee!
00:42:05Bonjour, welcome to the Plaza Athénée.
00:42:07How may I help you?
00:42:08It's great to see you again.
00:42:10It's been too long.
00:42:11Yes, far too long, sir.
00:42:13Listen, I need a big suite, two beds,
00:42:15two showers, a massage therapist,
00:42:17some new clothes, and a case of Old Spice.
00:42:23It's all your fault.
00:42:24How come you didn't tell me about Kenji?
00:42:26It was none of your business.
00:42:28In case you missed it, man,
00:42:30people are trying to kill me.
00:42:32I'm covered in shit,
00:42:33and some French cops whooped my ass
00:42:35with some yellow pages, man.
00:42:36So don't tell me it ain't none of my business.
00:42:38You're lucky we're not in Hong Kong.
00:42:40The phone book is twice as big.
00:42:41Why you didn't tell me you had a brother, man?
00:42:46Oh, hell no!
00:42:49Lady!
00:42:50Lee.
00:42:51This damn dog just pissed on me!
00:42:53Good girl.
00:42:57You know what I think?
00:43:00I think you feel sorry for this guy.
00:43:03Maybe Kenji didn't get away in L.A.
00:43:05Maybe you let him go.
00:43:08The Yakuza killed his family in Tokyo.
00:43:10He was sent to China when he was seven.
00:43:12He was put in Qingzhou,
00:43:14the orphanage where I grew up.
00:43:17We kept each other alive.
00:43:19You protected each other,
00:43:20and you're still protecting him.
00:43:23I call him Xiong Di.
00:43:25He was like my brother.
00:43:28And then I left him.
00:43:30He was adopted.
00:43:31What choice did you have?
00:43:32He ended up in jail.
00:43:34He ended up on the streets.
00:43:37You could never understand.
00:43:39I understand, man.
00:43:40I got a brother.
00:43:41My little brother Perry used to be best friends.
00:43:43Now we don't even speak.
00:43:44He think I tipped off the cops
00:43:45about his chicken fights in his garage.
00:43:47Can you believe that?
00:43:48My own brother think I'm a snitch.
00:43:49Just cause my chicken lost in the semifinals,
00:43:51I didn't even really care.
00:43:52Carter.
00:43:53Fight was fixed, man.
00:43:54My brother was fighting a chicken
00:43:55that didn't make his weight.
00:43:56And he still went the distance.
00:43:57Had a lot of heart.
00:43:58And he was delicious.
00:43:59It's best if I do this on my own.
00:44:01This fight is personal.
00:44:03Let me help you, man.
00:44:04I'm gonna tell you right now.
00:44:05Whatever Kenji's telling you, it ain't true.
00:44:06He ain't your brother.
00:44:07And you're not my brother.
00:44:14Fine.
00:44:16I'm not your brother.
00:44:18♪
00:44:23♪
00:44:28What am I gonna do to make you love me?
00:44:33♪
00:44:35Sorry seems to be the hardest word.
00:44:40♪
00:44:43It's sad, so sad.
00:44:47It's a sad, sad situation.
00:44:51And it's getting more and more absurd.
00:44:55♪
00:44:57Wow.
00:44:58Holy fuck.
00:44:59Black lightning.
00:45:01Short break.
00:45:02Short break.
00:45:03Okie dokie, Dr. Joe's.
00:45:04I'll be a potato.
00:45:06Prana.
00:45:07That was a good one.
00:45:08♪
00:45:09Sorry seems to be the hardest word.
00:45:11Yes, I would like to order some fried chicken, please.
00:45:14Oh, and some sweet potato pie.
00:45:17Merci.
00:45:18Enjoy your mouche, sir.
00:45:20Merci.
00:45:21Goodbye.
00:45:22♪
00:45:25♪ Those girls I hit by really dig those ties they wear.
00:45:31♪ And sometimes girls with the way they talk,
00:45:34♪ they knock me out when I'm down there.
00:45:39♪ The Midwest farmer's daughters really make you feel alright.
00:45:46♪ And those girls with the way they kiss,
00:45:49♪ they keep their boyfriend warm at night.
00:45:53♪ I wish they all could be California.
00:45:57♪ I wish they all could be California.
00:46:01♪ I wish they all could be California.
00:46:06♪
00:46:19Oh.
00:46:20Hello, Inspector.
00:46:22Minister Reynaud.
00:46:24They want to kill me, me and my family.
00:46:27A dozen agents from the French secret police have already been murdered.
00:46:30Only this last month.
00:46:32We are at war with the Triads right here in my own city.
00:46:34Who is Shai Shen?
00:46:36Ah, Shai Shen.
00:46:37Shai Shen is not a person.
00:46:39It's a list.
00:46:41A list?
00:46:42Yes.
00:46:43Every five years, the Triad bosses come together for an election.
00:46:47And during that ceremony, they choose the men who will lead the Triads.
00:46:52Dragon heads?
00:46:53Yes.
00:46:54Thirteen dragon heads
00:46:56who will control the largest criminal organization in the world.
00:46:59And the thirteen names are inscribed on a list known as Shai Shen.
00:47:04A list which has been handed down and kept secret from generation to generation.
00:47:10If the names on that list were ever to get out...
00:47:13The secret society wouldn't be so secret anymore.
00:47:16And they would all end up in jail or dead.
00:47:19And the list is somewhere in Paris?
00:47:21A young lady named Geneviève made contact with Ambassador Han.
00:47:25And we believe she knows where it is.
00:47:30I'm asking for your help, Inspector.
00:47:33Finish what Ambassador Han started.
00:47:36Get to the girl before the Triads do.
00:47:39And you'll get Shai Shen.
00:47:59I'm late! I'm late!
00:48:05There was this really great guy.
00:48:07I was there and I didn't know what to say.
00:48:10I really didn't know what to say.
00:48:16What are you doing here? Who are you?
00:48:19Sova, oui oui, voulez-vous?
00:48:21I don't understand. Who are you?
00:48:23Who am I?
00:48:24Oui.
00:48:25I'm Bubbles.
00:48:27The new costume designer.
00:48:29Has anyone seen Geneviève?
00:48:31She has her own dressing room.
00:48:36Wait, Bubbles!
00:48:39Do we look okay?
00:48:51No, no, no. These costumes are terrible!
00:48:54Ladies, please! We have work to do!
00:49:24First, I will dress the blondes.
00:49:46And then, the brunettes.
00:49:51And finally, the hybrids.
00:49:59The Lord has truly blessed you all with your meanest talent.
00:50:03Trust me.
00:50:07And some of you have what I like to call
00:50:11silver dollar potential.
00:50:20You have read the story of Jesse James?
00:50:25How did he live? How did he die?
00:50:30You didn't like it, did you?
00:50:32You still wonder?
00:50:34Very well.
00:50:36Listen to the story.
00:50:38What are you doing here?
00:50:39I found Geneviève.
00:50:40So did I.
00:50:41They're going to kill her.
00:50:42What?
00:50:43Look.
00:50:44How did he live?
00:50:45How did he die?
00:50:46I found Geneviève.
00:50:47So did I.
00:50:48They're going to kill her.
00:50:49How did he live?
00:50:50How did he die?
00:50:53You didn't like it, did you?
00:50:58Very well.
00:51:00Listen to the story.
00:51:02What are you doing here?
00:51:08So, Clyde has a little friend.
00:51:13She is beautiful and her name is...
00:51:16Bernie.
00:51:24Bernie Parker.
00:51:27Bernie and Clyde.
00:51:32Bernie and Clyde.
00:51:35Bernie and Clyde.
00:51:56Bernie and Clyde.
00:52:01Bernie and Clyde.
00:52:06Bernie and Clyde.
00:52:09Your life is in danger.
00:52:10What the hell is going on?
00:52:11You step into that spotlight,
00:52:12it's the last step you're ever going to take.
00:52:15They're going to kill you right now.
00:52:18Who are you?
00:52:23James Carter, LAPD.
00:52:27Sorry, James.
00:52:28It's time for my solo.
00:52:30Bernie and Clyde.
00:52:35Bernie and Clyde.
00:52:38You've got to come with me now, Bernie.
00:53:06Bernie and Clyde.
00:53:08Bernie and Clyde.
00:53:10Bernie and Clyde.
00:53:12Bernie and Clyde.
00:53:14Bernie and Clyde.
00:53:16Bernie and Clyde.
00:53:18Bernie and Clyde.
00:53:20Bernie and Clyde.
00:53:22Bernie and Clyde.
00:53:24Bernie and Clyde.
00:53:26Bernie and Clyde.
00:53:28Bernie and Clyde.
00:53:30Bernie and Clyde.
00:53:32I'll never be more depressed.
00:53:35And the wow inside, I knew it was real.
00:53:41The way you make me feel.
00:53:47Sweeter and sweeter love grows.
00:53:50And heaven's there for both.
00:53:54Oh, fool!
00:54:00Get your hands off me.
00:54:01We're friends, don't get that side.
00:54:03Trust us, girl.
00:54:24Taxi! Taxi!
00:54:27Get in!
00:54:28Start!
00:54:32I've been looking for you all day, my friend.
00:54:35We need to talk.
00:54:36Forget it, George.
00:54:37We're not paying for any damages.
00:54:38Oh, no, no, no.
00:54:39I don't want you to pay.
00:54:40I want to ask if I could drive you full-time, no charge.
00:54:43Why do you want to drive us?
00:54:45Today was amazing.
00:54:46The guns, the shooting.
00:54:48Now I understand what it is to be an American.
00:54:50Please, I'm begging you.
00:54:52Let me be your driver.
00:54:53Let me kill someone tonight.
00:54:56You'll never be an American, okay?
00:54:58I'll drink this shit all day if I have to.
00:55:00Just give me a chance.
00:55:01All right, fine.
00:55:02Get us to the plaza, fast.
00:55:03You got it, boss.
00:55:05Hold on.
00:55:16So you think she stole this cha-ching list from the Triads?
00:55:19Only one way to find out.
00:55:20You're thinking what I'm thinking?
00:55:22We need her to talk.
00:55:23Get her relaxed.
00:55:24Maybe open up some wine from the minibar.
00:55:27Wow.
00:55:31Maybe we should put on a dirty movie.
00:55:34Lee!
00:55:35Only $9.95.
00:55:36This is our chance to find cha-ching.
00:55:38I'm going in.
00:55:40What's wrong with you?
00:55:42Wait, let me go with you.
00:55:46Some things a man has to do on his own.
00:55:54You okay?
00:55:56Kenji must have figured out what I've done.
00:55:58I'm as good as dead.
00:56:01You stole the list, didn't you?
00:56:03You try to sell it to Hong?
00:56:05You don't get it.
00:56:07I'm one of them.
00:56:09And if I'm dead, you're dead.
00:56:19Hey.
00:56:21We're safe.
00:56:23No one knows we're here.
00:56:24Just relax.
00:56:26No one is safe.
00:56:29I'm marked.
00:56:31Trust me.
00:56:32Why should I trust you?
00:56:34As the Chinese say,
00:56:36lu chun, bu tui, ma tui.
00:56:38What does that mean?
00:56:40A donkey's lips will not fit on a horse's mouth.
00:56:45I'm not sure how that applies.
00:56:48Well, I was just thinking,
00:56:51you had nice lips.
00:56:53That's all.
00:56:56You saved my life today.
00:56:58Thank you, Carter.
00:56:59Oh, please.
00:57:01Call me James.
00:57:02Or Stallion.
00:57:04No one saved me in a long time.
00:57:07How can I repay you?
00:57:09You got 20 bucks?
00:57:13How about 10?
00:57:15Oh, man.
00:57:17James.
00:57:18What?
00:57:19I'm bad.
00:57:20I'm bad, too.
00:57:21I'm a bad girl.
00:57:22Hallelujah!
00:57:26Oh, yeah.
00:57:27That's it, baby.
00:57:28Oh, yeah.
00:57:29Bite that ear.
00:57:30Punish that ear.
00:57:31Do what you want to do.
00:57:32Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:57:33Wait a minute.
00:57:34My nipples are sensitive.
00:57:35Be careful now.
00:57:36I've never been with an American man before.
00:57:38Neither have I.
00:57:39I feel so safe with you.
00:57:41Do you want me?
00:57:42How you say twice now and once in the shower in French?
00:57:45Wait here.
00:57:46I'm going to the bathroom.
00:57:47Make myself more comfortable.
00:57:49I'm going to the bathroom.
00:57:51I'm going to the bathroom.
00:57:52I'm going to the bathroom.
00:57:53I'm going to the bathroom.
00:57:54Make myself more comfortable.
00:57:57You need some matches?
00:57:59Don't move.
00:58:00I'll be right back.
00:58:05Hello, room service.
00:58:06Seem to have a bottle of honey and some Red Bull.
00:58:25Do you like it?
00:58:27No wonder Lance Armstrong came all the way here to ride a bike.
00:58:31Merci beaucoup.
00:58:38Oui, baby, oui.
00:58:40Oh.
00:58:41Oh.
00:58:42Oh.
00:58:43Oh.
00:58:44Oh.
00:58:45Oh.
00:58:46Oh.
00:58:47Oh.
00:58:48Oh.
00:58:49Oh.
00:58:50Oh.
00:58:51Oh.
00:58:52Oh.
00:58:54Voulez vous coucher avec moi, baby?
00:59:00J'ai them.
00:59:02Voulez-vous.
00:59:03Oh yeah.
00:59:04J'ai them, baby.
00:59:06J'ai them.
00:59:10Freeze!
00:59:11Don't move.
00:59:12Ouch!
00:59:13Damn.
00:59:14Damn.
00:59:23It's okay, it's okay. It's a flesh wound. It's okay. Jump, jump here. Jump here. Let me help you.
00:59:27I'm sorry. I'm okay. Where you going?
00:59:31So we even, huh? Is that it? I shoot your girl, you shoot my girl?
00:59:35I was trying to save your life.
00:59:37Well, you couldn't wait five minutes? Louis was about to make love, man, and you ruin it.
00:59:41They will be coming for us. We have to get out of here now.
00:59:44You see that? We have to get out of here now. Damn, Lee, damn you.
00:59:48Next time I'm getting my own damn room.
00:59:53What's your problem? Get them out, George.
00:59:55These people are dangerous. They're bleeding. How can you bring them to our home?
00:59:59Brett, there is something you should know. I'm not what you think I am.
01:00:05Are you telling me you're gay?
01:00:12I'm trying to tell you I'm an American spy.
01:00:16You a spy?
01:00:17Yes, I'm working undercover with the police. We're about to crack a big case.
01:00:20Shut your mouth, George. Not another world.
01:00:23You a stupid cab driver like your father was a stupid cab driver.
01:00:26What kind of case could you crack?
01:00:28Can't talk about it.
01:00:31From this moment on, don't ever ask me about my business.
01:00:36Come with me, Schmuck. Now.
01:00:45We need to get out of the city.
01:00:47We're not going anywhere until you tell us exactly what's going on.
01:00:50Did you steal that list from the Triads?
01:00:52Javier, we cannot help you until you tell us the truth.
01:00:55Where is Shai Shen?
01:00:59It's right here.
01:01:02Holy mother of Jesus! She's a man.
01:01:04I went to second base with her damn Frenchman.
01:01:07It's the crime games. I'm brokeback Carter.
01:01:10I'm not a man. He's just a weird girl.
01:01:12You sure about that? Huh?
01:01:14Lee, go over there and check the hardware.
01:01:16If she got anything in her bag bigger than a 3-iron, we gonna beat his ass.
01:01:19I'm a woman, James. A woman who needs a way out. You have to help me.
01:01:23You have Shai Shen?
01:01:24No. I am Shai Shen.
01:01:35In ancient times, when the Triads would select new leaders,
01:01:39they would secretly tattoo their names onto a woman.
01:01:44A woman who could carry the list of Shai Shen to the 35 provinces of China.
01:01:49When her journey ended and the new leaders were informed,
01:01:53the woman would be beheaded and buried forever.
01:01:56No records. No witnesses.
01:01:58What type of tradition is that?
01:02:00Have these guys ever heard of a damn fax machine?
01:02:02Kenji made me do it. Said it was a great honor.
01:02:05I wanted to do it for him. For the brotherhood.
01:02:08Then why did you send the names to Han?
01:02:10Because I thought the world court could protect me.
01:02:12But now I see. Nobody can.
01:02:15You are messed up in some weird shit, lady. I mean, man. Whatever the hell you are.
01:02:20I'm a woman. And they will send an army to kill me. To protect their way.
01:02:24You know what? We can't fight no army, Li.
01:02:27Who can protect me? I mean, us.
01:02:30I know a place.
01:02:32I won't be here when you come out. I'm sorry.
01:02:35My wife says I can't be a spy and I have to be home for dinner.
01:02:39The truth is I'm a driver. Nothing more.
01:02:42This is my destiny.
01:02:44I will never know what it's like to be an American.
01:02:47Never know what it feels like to kill for no reason.
01:02:50George, it's okay.
01:02:52I'm sorry.
01:02:54I'm sorry.
01:02:56I'm sorry.
01:02:58George, it's okay.
01:03:00Thank you.
01:03:02Au revoir.
01:03:04And good luck.
01:03:05Au revoir.
01:03:15Minister Renard!
01:03:18We have it.
01:03:22The Chauchat list? This is incredible.
01:03:25Some people said it was a myth.
01:03:27No, it's no myth. I've seen it, felt it, kissed it.
01:03:30But I didn't French kiss it.
01:03:32You do understand how dangerous this is?
01:03:34I was going to use protection.
01:03:36Can we go to the police?
01:03:37The triads control too many of them here.
01:03:40We have to get you out of the country.
01:03:43Now, my dear, would you mind taking off that wig and showing us Chauchat?
01:03:48We never told him she was the list.
01:03:52Look at that.
01:03:54Thirteen names linked to centuries of tradition.
01:03:58The only real proof that the secret world exists.
01:04:04Charlotte Hammer!
01:04:10Jean-Pierre, get your guns.
01:04:21On the ground!
01:04:23Hands on your head!
01:04:25I told you he was bad, didn't I tell you?
01:04:27No.
01:04:28Well, I was thinking it.
01:04:30The explosion at the embassy.
01:04:31As head of the world criminal court, it would make sense for me to be a target.
01:04:35Why did you come near my room?
01:04:37Jean-Pierre was going to be killed.
01:04:39Having you die in the crossfire would put an end to the investigation.
01:04:43Now, it will end another way.
01:04:47It's over, Renard.
01:04:49You know what it's like for old men in prison?
01:04:51They call you pops.
01:04:53They make you work in the library.
01:04:55Your best friend is going to be a mouse.
01:04:59I'm not going to prison.
01:05:02You have a phone call, Inspector.
01:05:10Hello, brother.
01:05:12I'd like to make a trade.
01:05:14Some friends of mine came across something in Los Angeles.
01:05:18Something very valuable.
01:05:22Please.
01:05:23Help me, please.
01:05:28Do we understand each other?
01:05:30What do you want?
01:05:31Shyshan.
01:05:33You and Jean-Pierre will meet me alone tonight.
01:05:36If I see your partner or any other cops, the girl dies.
01:05:41Where?
01:05:42Jules Verne restaurant.
01:05:45Midnight.
01:05:46Don't be late.
01:06:16He's taking the girl. Send the elevator downstairs.
01:06:47Welcome to the party, Lee.
01:06:51Tonight, we celebrate the return of Shyshan and the return of my brother.
01:06:57Where's Su Yang?
01:07:16This soul has a past.
01:07:18And like ours, it has seen much pain, much blood.
01:07:25Hundreds of years ago,
01:07:27the triads would kill their enemies with 100 cuts to the body.
01:07:31They would be very careful to avoid any major arteries
01:07:35so that the victim would still have a chance to live.
01:07:39But now,
01:07:40the triads are killing each other.
01:07:43...any major arteries so that the victim would stay alive for as long as possible.
01:07:49You have just experienced your first cut.
01:07:54If anything happens to Su Yang...
01:07:57You could never kill me, Lee.
01:08:00We both know that.
01:08:01You know nothing about me!
01:08:03I know you have no wife, no children, no family.
01:08:08Your life ended when we were kids back in Changzhou.
01:08:14You have nothing.
01:08:16Just like me.
01:08:18I wouldn't say nothing!
01:08:25He has me.
01:08:27His brother from another mother.
01:08:35Where is she?
01:08:37Enjoying the view.
01:08:38Where is she?
01:08:40Enjoying the view.
01:08:45Su Yang!
01:08:47Lee!
01:08:54Let her go.
01:08:55What the hell is wrong with you?
01:08:57Do you want to die, Kenji?
01:08:58Get her in here!
01:09:01Cut her. Drop the gun.
01:09:02Get her off that damn rope. I'm shooting you and the damn Temptations.
01:09:06Right now!
01:09:09Kenji!
01:09:13Lee!
01:09:14Do it!
01:09:15Put it out!
01:09:16I'm serious!
01:09:18I'm not playing!
01:09:20You ain't my damn brother!
01:09:22Kenji!
01:09:23Drop the gun.
01:09:24No!
01:09:25Drop the cutter.
01:09:35Tonight I lose a brother.
01:09:39No!
01:09:45Get him, Lee!
01:09:48You better get your ass kicked, Kenji!
01:10:03Come on! Kill him already!
01:10:09Lee, he might be your brother, but turn him into your sister!
01:10:29Watch out!
01:10:38Yeah!
01:10:40Bring your little ass here! Come here!
01:10:46Give me your hand.
01:11:04Lee!
01:11:05Lee!
01:11:08Ken!
01:11:36Yeah, Lee!
01:11:38Yeah!
01:12:08Yeah!
01:12:34Got you!
01:12:39Yeah!
01:12:51Yeah!
01:13:08Enough, Kenji!
01:13:39Come on!
01:13:46Everybody was kung fu fighting
01:13:50That man was fast as light
01:13:52Suyeon!
01:13:53Suyeon!
01:14:07What are you waiting for?
01:14:09Do it!
01:14:20Stop!
01:14:23Let's go
01:14:25Or we're both gonna die
01:14:26No!
01:14:27I can save you!
01:14:38Goodbye, Lee
01:14:39No, Kenji!
01:14:45No!
01:14:53No!
01:15:17I'm coming, Suyeon!
01:15:23Oh my God!
01:15:26What the hell am I doing up here?
01:15:34Stay cool, lady!
01:15:35This doesn't have to end this way
01:15:38Don't do it
01:15:39Don't do it, lady
01:15:41Don't you do it!
01:15:43Think about what you're doing
01:15:46Please
01:15:47Please
01:15:48No
01:15:49Hey! Hey!
01:15:51Would you like to know a secret, cop?
01:15:53No!
01:15:57Please
01:16:01No!
01:16:12Oh
01:16:20Oh
01:16:39Lee!
01:16:40You should have seen us, man
01:16:41We were up there
01:16:42Suyeon!
01:16:44I'm okay
01:16:48Shit!
01:16:50Call the police!
01:17:21Shit!
01:17:23Fuck!
01:17:49Yeah!
01:17:51Wow!
01:17:55Got him!
01:18:05Lee!
01:18:06Really?
01:18:07I got you
01:18:08Black people don't fly
01:18:09Give me that!
01:18:10Give me that!
01:18:11Come on, man!
01:18:12Hurry up!
01:18:15Lee!
01:18:16Get me out of here!
01:18:20Don't make me let go!
01:18:28Thank you, Lee
01:18:34Get up!
01:18:35Hold on to the flag!
01:18:36No, Lee! No, no, no, no!
01:18:37Ah!
01:18:38Ah!
01:18:39Ah!
01:18:40Ah!
01:18:41Ah!
01:18:42Ah!
01:18:43Ah!
01:18:44Ah!
01:18:45Ah!
01:18:46Ah!
01:18:47Ah!
01:18:48Ah!
01:18:49Ah!
01:18:53Ah!
01:18:54Ah!
01:18:55Ah!
01:18:56Lee, I'll kill you if we hold on!
01:19:03Ah!
01:19:05Hold your line, please!
01:19:06Baby Jesus, help us!
01:19:10Ah!
01:19:11Ah!
01:19:12Ah!
01:19:16Lee!
01:19:17Where you at?
01:19:18I'm drowning!
01:19:19I'm drowning!
01:19:20Get this thing off me, Lee!
01:19:27Carter
01:19:28What?
01:19:29I'm not constipated anymore
01:19:41Put your hands up
01:19:43Jean-Pierre
01:19:44Hey, man, you're the head of the world court
01:19:46What you gonna do, shoot us down like animals?
01:19:48We're police officers
01:19:50Yes, and you two just killed this girl
01:19:53Blew her brains out
01:19:56Carter!
01:19:57Don't do it!
01:19:58Ah!
01:20:16Carter
01:20:23Put the gun down
01:20:24I followed you
01:20:28Case closed
01:20:37Good job, man
01:20:47Hey, man
01:20:48You touch me again, you gonna owe me dinner and a movie
01:20:50Congratulations, it appears we have finally brought down the Triads
01:20:55We?
01:20:56You didn't do shit
01:20:57My butt still hurts
01:20:59The Americans and the French need to work together in the spirit of brotherhood
01:21:03Together we can do anything
01:21:05Anything!
01:21:07He's right, Lee, together we can do anything
01:21:09You go this way
01:21:10And I'll go that way
01:21:17What?
01:21:18Who?
01:21:19Yeah
01:21:20What is it good for?
01:21:23Absolutely
01:21:24Nothing
01:21:26What?
01:21:27Who?
01:21:28Yeah
01:21:29What is it good for?
01:21:31Absolutely
01:21:32Nothing
01:21:33Say it again, y'all
01:21:35What?
01:21:36Who?
01:21:37God
01:21:38What is it good for?
01:21:40Absolutely
01:21:41Nothing
01:21:42Listen to me
01:21:44That's right, Lee
01:21:46For the last three years I've studied the ancient teaching of booty
01:21:49Of booty
01:21:51Cheese
01:21:53Cheese
01:21:56What?
01:21:57Freeze
01:21:58Oh, freeze
01:22:00As soon as she could blink
01:22:01The seafood service
01:22:03Seafood
01:22:04Secret service
01:22:05As soon as she could blink
01:22:06The seafood service
01:22:08Secret service
01:22:09The sea
01:22:11Secret
01:22:12Secret
01:22:13Not seafood
01:22:14I know seafood
01:22:15I know secret
01:22:16Secret
01:22:17Secret, see?
01:22:18But when everything together becomes a seafood
01:22:23Action
01:22:25I'm sorry
01:22:26Excuse her
01:22:27Action
01:22:29Oh, shit, you alright?
01:22:30Yeah, good
01:22:31That was mad
01:22:32Muhammad Ali swing right there, baby
01:22:35Two, two
01:22:37Ooh
01:22:39Ooh
01:22:40That would have been it
01:22:41I'm sick of you, Kenji
01:22:43You've been trying to kill us ever since the start of this damn movie
01:22:48Oh
01:22:53Action
01:22:58Action
01:23:01You okay?
01:23:03So her eye's a little droopy now
01:23:05So she's working for El Loco Loco
01:23:08I'm sorry
01:23:09It's El Pollo Loco
01:23:10So now she works at El Loco Loco
01:23:13El Pollo Loco
01:23:14El Loco Loco
01:23:16El Poco Loco
01:23:17El Loco Loco
01:23:18So she works at El Loco Loco
01:23:20So what?
01:23:24So she works for El Loco Loco
01:23:27El Pollo Loco
01:23:28Oh, we're gonna go past that
01:23:30El Pollo Loco
01:23:32Oh, Jackie
01:23:34El Pollo Loco
01:23:43The mom's gone
01:23:46Maybe we should put on a dirty movie
01:23:47Babe
01:23:48I like the ones with a story
01:23:50What?
01:23:51I like the one with a locker room scene
01:23:52What?
01:23:53I like the one with a prison scene
01:23:54I like the one with a shower scene
01:23:56I like the ones with a white girl
01:23:57I'm into feet
01:23:59I like the one with the horses
01:24:01What's that mean?
01:24:03Why you teach me?
01:24:05I teach you a bad word?
01:24:06I like the one with hairy woman
01:24:08What's wrong with you?
01:24:09I don't know
01:24:10But Ren and Tao teach me that
01:24:12And you are not my brother
01:24:14I'm not your brother?
01:24:17All the stuff we've been through?
01:24:20Rush Hour 1, Rush Hour 2?
01:24:29Welcome to Paris
01:24:32It's the return of Rush Hour 3
01:24:36With Syl and Max
01:24:40Attention
01:24:59Run out of magic
01:25:00Popular box cutter flow
01:25:02Time is money
01:25:03The watch costs dough
01:25:04Shaking the dice
01:25:05Flavors of some beautiful ladies
01:25:06The lights, the arias
01:25:07Yeah, this is the life
01:25:08The money
01:25:09Hotties on each arm
01:25:10It's on
01:25:11I party like a rap star
01:25:12Baby, the facts are
01:25:13The third time's the charm
01:25:15So meet me by the Eiffel Tower
01:25:16Bring a bottle of Dom Dom
01:25:18I am here
01:25:19I am here
01:25:20Here's the place
01:25:21Here's the place
01:25:22The atmosphere
01:25:23The espionage
01:25:24And expensive taste
01:25:25Expensive taste
01:25:26And each one that I see
01:25:28Is an unfamiliar face
01:25:31So I guess
01:25:32I'll just cut straight to the chase
01:25:36And before I could say
01:25:38The name of who I came to see
01:25:43Someone's suspicion
01:25:44It came to me
01:25:46I'm so close
01:25:47I've come so far
01:25:49A glass of red wine
01:25:51Sits from the woman
01:25:52At the end of the wall
01:25:54I'd love to talk to you
01:25:56But I don't have the time
01:25:58She looks like the prettiest part
01:26:00Of a perfect crime
01:26:03For if I could
01:26:04I'd put a picket fence
01:26:06Around her wildflower
01:26:10But darling
01:26:11I have less than an hour
01:26:15I have less than an hour
01:26:21I have less than an hour
01:26:31Oh, funny how time flies
01:26:35When you're having fun
01:26:38But I tend to do what must be done
01:26:41You on a winning streak
01:26:42You survived the killer streets
01:26:43Now you at the crab table
01:26:45Where the real villains meet
01:26:46Number seven might get you to heaven
01:26:48You break the bank
01:26:49It just might make you a legend
01:26:50It's after eleven
01:26:51You playing against a poker-faced genie
01:26:53Eyes light green
01:26:54Sipping on bellinis
01:26:55You playing cards right
01:26:56She'll let you touch
01:26:57You'll be a devil in disguise
01:26:58Lady Incubus
01:26:59Better know who to trust
01:27:01She might roll with thugs
01:27:02Who roll bodies up in A's and R's
01:27:04I'ma rush up and move on her
01:27:06Put the ooze on her
01:27:07Then cruise through something new and full
01:27:09But darling
01:27:10I have less than an hour
01:27:16Time won't wait, baby
01:27:28I'm in the pursuit
01:27:30Of my own personal power
01:27:35And I only have an hour
01:27:46And I only have an hour
01:28:17And I only have an hour
01:28:24And I only have an hour
01:28:31And I only have an hour
01:28:38And I only have an hour
01:29:08And I only have an hour
01:29:13And I only have an hour
01:29:18And I only have an hour
01:29:23And I only have an hour
01:29:38And I only have an hour
01:30:08And I only have an hour
01:30:38And I only have an hour
01:30:43And I only have an hour
01:30:48And I only have an hour
01:30:53And I only have an hour
01:30:58And I only have an hour