Goga Pasroori Kay Ghar Ka Meter Kat Gaya - Jugatun Ki Barish
Goga Pasroori Kay Ghar Ka Meter Kat Gaya - Jugatun Ki Barish
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00:00In the break, Goga requested that he wants to recite a poem that he has written.
00:05Wow!
00:06He doesn't want to listen to anyone, he wants to listen to a poem.
00:09You have even put on a moustache. What is this?
00:11Sir, I can't come without a get-up.
00:13Oh, you can't even come without taking a bath.
00:17Today, he didn't come as a comedian.
00:19Yes.
00:19Today, he has come as a poet.
00:21Wow!
00:22Okay.
00:22So, let's have a conversation with him.
00:24Goga, don't you think that your words will go to Rai Ghaan?
00:29First, ask him the meaning of these two words.
00:33Ula and Rai Ghaan.
00:34He is a poet. Tell him.
00:35Yes, tell me the meaning.
00:39I have brought a poem for you.
00:41Okay, you tell me.
00:43Who is your favourite poet in the present and the past?
00:49Ani Singh.
00:53Sir, the famous poet in the present.
00:56Yes, yes.
00:57Tell me the name of that poet as well.
01:00Okay, tell me the truth.
01:01Yes.
01:01The present poet should kill you just like that.
01:05Okay, bismillah.
01:06No, he is angry now. He won't recite it.
01:08No, sir, I will recite it. I have written it.
01:11Before he recites it, let me recite a poem by Ustad Salim.
01:15Yes, yes.
01:16Wow!
01:17Sir, the poem is..
01:18What is it?
01:19I have backed my truck on the main road.
01:22Wow!
01:24Wow!
01:26Wow!
01:28I have backed my truck on the main road.
01:32Today, you attacked me.
01:35Okay, have you read this poem in any poetry before?
01:38Sir, I have read it once in Rangoon.
01:40He is a poet. When he says, bismillah, let's start.
01:43What he had written was left at home.
01:45The audience is waiting, Arun.
01:47Okay, let's go to the audience area.
01:48No, sir, I will recite it.
01:50Yes, tell me.
01:51I will make my wife's wish come true.
01:55Wow!
01:58Tell me, should I bring a suit or should I wear a veil?
02:02Wow!
02:05I wear a veil under the lightening.
02:09Wow!
02:14And look at this. He is a true poet.
02:16Wow!
02:17The fire in his heart has started.
02:19Wow!
02:20That's why my wife eats my food.
02:24Wow!
02:27That's why she drinks with a straw.
02:32The gas doesn't come. What is cooking?
02:35Tell me, what should I eat?
02:36Wow!
02:40The next poem is for you, Nazar.
02:42The cost of the fuel is too high.
02:46Wow!
02:47By the way, this is a true poem.
02:49Sir, this is very deep nonsense.
02:50Wow!
02:52The fuel is too high.
02:55The gas is too high.
02:59You are such a great poet.
03:01You have used the word fuel so beautifully.
03:03What does fuel mean?
03:04Fuel means to reach a certain point.
03:07And every day..
03:08And fuel means every day.
03:10Fuel.
03:12Sir, no, it means lightening.
03:13Lightening.
03:16Tell me something.
03:17What he has said is not a poem at all.
03:24He has made you a poet.
03:25He has made you a makeup artist.
03:29After a surgery of one and a half hours
03:31the doctor will give you a new face.
03:36Where should I get water to drink?
03:40Should I ask my wife for a meter or a meter?
03:43Wow!
03:46I think you should ask for a meter.
03:47No, no, listen to your wife.
03:50No, no.
03:51Even if you ask for a meter, she will sit from here.
03:53Yes, ask for a meter.
03:55I don't know where the milk, sugar and leaves go.
03:58Wow!
04:00I don't know where the milk, sugar and leaves go.
04:04My wife is lucky to have a husband.
04:07Wow!
04:09I call him the moon and she calls him the moon.
04:12Hey!
04:15Again, sir.
04:17What did you say?
04:17Moon.
04:18Oh!
04:19I call him the moon and she calls him the moon.
04:21Wow!
04:24Wow!
04:26Wow!
04:28If you want, you can bring the property with you.
04:33I call him the moon and she calls him the moon.
04:37Wow!
04:40Very good.
04:41You understood everything.
04:43Wow!
04:43She is very honest.
04:44Yes.
04:46Should I ask for a meter or a meter?
04:50Don't ask for a meter.
04:51I feel bad.
04:53I will fulfill your wish.
04:55You will fulfill the wish of Mr. Keshav.
04:57I don't want to ask for a meter.
04:59Ask for a meter.
05:00I have brought a car for you.
05:03Next poem.
05:05There is still a poem.
05:06Yes, sir.
05:07Two poems.
05:08I have come to read your poems for free.
05:12I write poetry in envelopes.
05:14I don't write it for free.
05:15Wow!
05:16Your entire family makes envelopes in Ghaziabad.
05:19They say, eat minced meat.
05:21I say, eat fritters.
05:23I come home tired.
05:25I see my wife's nose is up.
05:27Wow!
05:29Obviously, as soon as she enters the house
05:31her nose will be up.
05:32Yes.
05:33The one who comes home smells and speaks.
05:36How do I tell him?
05:38Wow!
05:40Tell him.
05:41Tell him.
05:41Mr. Haroon, how dare the one who brings you home
05:44go and speak to his wife?
05:46I didn't say anything to my wife.
05:49I did say it in front of him.
05:51But what can I do?
05:55Brother, you don't even eat minced meat.
05:58I think that's why your father is listening to me.
06:02There is another poem.
06:03I don't know how he brought the minced meat.
06:05He says, brother, fill it with a kilo of meat.
06:08Yes.
06:11Yes.
06:11The last poem.
06:13I went to complain to the God of death.
06:17Yes. He has been called Jandivari.
06:18Durkhala.
06:20I looked in the mirror and my face was like the bottom of a pan.
06:27He has done it with our audience.
06:29Yes.
06:30So, I will share a poem with him.
06:32Yes.
06:33Thank you.
06:34You are welcome.
06:34I look at the poet and I feel that he has done it with us.
06:38Yes.
06:39Yes.
06:40That's great, Mr. Haroon.
06:41I look at the poet and I feel that he has done it with us.
06:44And he has done it with us.
06:48I would like to share an old TikTok poem with Goga.
06:51Yes.
06:52BP is low.
06:54BP is low.
06:56BP is low.
06:57What should I do with my heart?
06:59It is in my heart and BP is low.
07:02Yes.
07:03Wow.
07:04He gets up early in the morning and slaps me on the shoulder.
07:08What is this misbehaviour?
07:09Absolutely.
07:10It is of a different kind.
07:13Even a great poet goes to a poet.
07:15Yes.
07:16He says, sir, read the poem.
07:18But don't bring socks here.
07:20He makes it clear.
07:22He says, sir, socks are not the reason.
07:23It is the vest.
07:25I would like to share a poem with Mr. Goga.
07:27I don't have anyone else in my heart.
07:29You are the only one.
07:30Wow.
07:32I don't have anyone else in my heart.
07:34You are the only one.
07:36Goga, I am crazy about your poem.