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00:00In the break, we have a gentleman with a problem in his arm.
00:04And we have a surgeon sitting right next to him.
00:07Let's ask him why he is here.
00:09I don't think it's a problem in his arm, Mr. Haroon.
00:11He doesn't have an arm.
00:12Greetings.
00:13Ma'am, what's wrong with your arm?
00:15How are you?
00:16Greetings. How are you?
00:17How are you? Are you fine?
00:18I am absolutely fine. What's wrong with his arm?
00:20He is a surgeon.
00:21If he is your surgeon, why have you brought him here?
00:24He is not my surgeon. He is a surgeon.
00:27Surgeon?
00:28Sir, he is following me with a bone.
00:30Who is a surgeon to ask you to explain to him?
00:34You are educated. He is a patient.
00:37But thank God, I am thankful to him.
00:39Why?
00:39He is making my arm my livelihood.
00:42How is that? What's the problem?
00:43Sir, actually, he had a pain in his arm.
00:46I see.
00:47He didn't come to me.
00:48He kept taking medicines.
00:50But for a long time, he wasn't getting better despite taking medicines.
00:54The pain wasn't going away?
00:55The pain wasn't going away, sir.
00:56For how long has he been taking your medicines?
00:57It's been three days since he has been taking my medicines.
01:01But if someone has a pain for such a long time
01:04then that pain should be sweet, right?
01:07Sir, when he left, he told me
01:09when I checked his arm and his arm
01:12he told me that I was late.
01:13I said, let it be. I am here.
01:16Recently, my cousin was my aunt's son.
01:18I see.
01:19Sir, he had a heart problem.
01:21Oh! Then?
01:22Sir, I did a neurosurgery on him.
01:26His veins were cut. He used to run around the market.
01:29He had a heart problem?
01:30Yes.
01:31I had a pain in his veins.
01:34Okay, when he came to you
01:37and the pain didn't go away for three days, what did you do?
01:40Sir, I told him that it's a pre-operative.
01:42You did a surgery?
01:42Yes, I did a surgery.
01:43Why did you do a surgery?
01:44I did a surgery so that his arm wouldn't be swollen.
01:47It's not swollen. You are the one who is swollen.
01:50Sir, I came to cut his arm.
01:52I cut his arm and hit him with an onion.
01:54His son ran after that guilty.
01:58Before that, his younger brother caught his face.
02:03After that guilty, his house was filled with dust.
02:08Okay, you threw him out of the house.
02:10You are a surgeon too?
02:11No.
02:12I got hurt because of this act of yours.
02:15Sir, I did an X-ray.
02:16Mr. Arun, his veins were cut.
02:18Then he took a pulav made of X-rays.
02:21Mr. Arun, he cut my arm.
02:23He bonelessed my arm.
02:25Sir, I have my own way of doing surgery.
02:27What is that?
02:28Sir, when I open the patient..
02:30I think that it's done when I open the patient.
02:32Yes.
02:33Sir, I cut his hair, wash it, clean it, dry it
02:37and then I fit it.
02:38And then..
02:39And then you hit the patient with a cake.
02:42Sir, when I cut his guilty, I wash his bones too.
02:45Okay, you wash the bones. You are the one.
02:46Yes, sir. I don't have an assistant.
02:48I don't trust anyone. I am confident in my work.
02:50Then..
02:52Then you must be washing the bones.
02:54He must be thinking that I am washing the bones.
02:56Yes.
02:57There is a guy behind him. He keeps saying,
02:58wash it, wash it, wash it.
03:01You do this to the patient too.
03:02After fitting the bones, you even hit the patient with a diesel.
03:04No, no. When the bones are wet, he gives them grease.
03:08Sir, if there are no bones in the arm
03:10then why did he climb up from here?
03:12The reason is that I have a stick with me.
03:15What?
03:15Look, there are so many sticks here.
03:17I was thinking of getting a fish.
03:19Look, I am not going to wash the bones.
03:21Which office is this?
03:22Sir, there is an office behind me
03:23where the bones are sterilised.
03:25Okay, what do you want now?
03:27Now I want.. The bones are absolutely ready.
03:29Look at this.
03:30These are the bones?
03:31You are walking around with this?
03:32Sir, he would have stopped for two minutes.
03:34There was no need for him to do this.
03:36What do you want?
03:37Sir, I am not going to wash the bones.
03:38You are not going to wash the bones.
03:40You are going to wear a raffle.
03:42I am earning money by doing business.
03:45I have to thank them.
03:46How will you thank them?
03:47Look, I am going to do this to some people
03:49and they are going to be shocked.
03:52Believe me, this is not an American show.
03:55America got talent.
03:56Got talent.
03:57I am going there.
03:58Got talent.
03:58Yes, believe me, I can do this as well.
04:00I can do this as well.
04:01Wow.
04:02Harry Potter is here.
04:03I can clean his mouth as well.
04:05Wow, that's amazing.
04:07I can keep it on my head and dance as well.
04:09I can do this as well.
04:11So, you earn money by doing these shows?
04:14All the people from Abhishini's house..
04:17Yes.
04:18What do they call them?
04:19Contortionist.
04:20Yes, and that..
04:22That..
04:23What did you say?
04:23That..
04:24Look..
04:25Sir, has it ever happened that you are washing the bones
04:28and you see a reflection in the water
04:30that on the other side, another surgeon is also washing the bones?
04:36It has happened once or twice.
04:38Okay.
04:38I wanted to open his bones.
04:40Okay.
04:41I left my bones.
04:42Yes.
04:42I left yours as well.
04:45My brother, wash my bones.
04:47I won't do it.
04:48Because..
04:48My children will starve to death.
04:50My children will starve to death.
04:51My work is going on.
04:52You keep this in your clinic.
04:54Your bones will do the work.
04:55I will do the work of the bones.
04:56I have kept it inside.
04:57I will do the work of the bones.
04:59You are doing the work of the bones.
05:02What are you saying?
05:03I am slapping you.
05:05You slapped me.
05:06Don't make an excuse to slap me.
05:09Wow, Gokhale.
05:12Okay, press his neck with this hand.
05:14What?
05:15Yes.
05:19Listen to me.
05:20All the bones that you take out
05:22do you apply any special spices on them?
05:25He is a stupid man.
05:27He is not a doctor.
05:29Is it?
05:30He is a beggar.
05:32He is troubling people.
05:34And many people have lost their lives
05:37because of such things.
05:38You must remember.
05:39Two years ago, a man operated on a woman.
05:43Yes.
05:43After a few days, she fell in love with God.
05:45Yes.
05:46And later we came to know that the man who operated on her
05:48was a guard at the hospital.
05:49Yes.
05:50Wow.
05:51Yes.
05:51He was not a surgeon.
05:52This is a Lahori incident.
05:54He was a guard.
05:55And when a doctor becomes a beaver
05:56then...
05:57In fact, you must have seen the films of serial killers.
05:59Yes.
06:00The serial killers think
06:02that before killing an animal
06:04a person thinks a thousand times
06:06that why don't I hunt in my life.
06:07He never hunted.
06:08Because I can't kill an animal.
06:11And the thing is
06:13I am not saying that you shouldn't hunt.
06:15But you have your own
06:17that I can do this.
06:19I can't do this.
06:20Yes.
06:21When a doctor becomes evil
06:22then there is no one as evil as him.
06:23There have been such doctors in history
06:25who have injected poison
06:28to a patient who came to the hospital for no reason.
06:30For no reason.
06:30Oh.
06:31There have been such male nurses.
06:34In fact, I remember
06:35the first serial killer
06:37was a doctor.
06:38Yes.
06:39And that doctor had built a palace of his own.
06:42His name was Murder Castle.
06:44The reason behind it was
06:45that he had built streets, roads, stairs, doors
06:50all of which were fake.
06:51Once you enter the hotel
06:53he was given the face of the hotel.
06:55Once you enter the hotel
06:56you can't go out again.
06:58He used to leave the gas somewhere.
06:59He used to leave the snake somewhere.
07:01He used to pull people alive somewhere.
07:04Oh.
07:04He used to have fun.
07:06Yes, he used to have fun.
07:07And he never got to know.
07:09He was a psychopath.
07:10He was a psychopath.
07:11And once in Chicago
07:13there was a big conference
07:14and a lot of people had come.
07:16The hotel was full.
07:17He killed everyone.
07:19Oh.
07:20He cut someone alive.
07:22He was a doctor.
07:23And?
07:23How did he get caught?
07:24He got caught
07:26because one day he insured a man
07:28that he had to kill him.
07:30He insured him
07:31and went to claim his money.
07:33There was a scene of a claim.
07:35There was such a scene of a claim
07:37that it reached the police.
07:39The hotel of that mansion
07:41was searched.
07:43Someone's hand was found there.
07:44Someone's arms were found.
07:45Someone's eyes were found.
07:46That's when it was found
07:47and he never told anyone.
07:49He was hanged.
07:51But he never told anyone.
07:52He was H. H. Holmes.
07:53He was the first serial killer.
07:55No, I agree with you.
07:56I am with you.
07:57I criticize such doctors.
08:02Look, your narrative was very good.
08:05And you should repent in the future.
08:07In fact, keep this bone at home.
08:08You won't be able to do magic tricks.
08:11Yes, it's a fool's bone.