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00:00:00of a man who had a true dedication I'm honored still to remember Ted Strauss and commemorate his generosity, strength, and loyalty to his family and friends
00:00:25We lost him tragically
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00:00:27Get me a water, sugar!
00:00:29But he will never be forgotten
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00:00:36I swear to God, if that guy touches my ass one more time, I'm gonna freak!
00:00:40Which guy?
00:00:41That guy! That old guy over there with the shakes!
00:00:43Oh, the guy who invented the wheel?
00:00:47I think he asked me to go to a Civil War reenactment later
00:00:49Are you kidding me?
00:00:50Are you serious?
00:00:51Yeah, I'm pretty excited about it
00:00:53Did you see him use vegetables?
00:00:56Yo, fuck Mr. Ragoon! He can get his own water
00:01:02Hey, excuse me, get out of the way
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00:03:48It's time to move on.
00:03:50Were he and Paul close?
00:03:52No, they never got along.
00:03:54No one was really close to that man,
00:03:56not even me.
00:03:58Look, I don't know what this is all about.
00:04:00I just need you to make sure
00:04:02it doesn't happen again.
00:04:04At least not near my club.
00:04:06Of course, I'll do everything I can.
00:04:08Thank you, Doctor.
00:04:13I understand that's how you feel, but I...
00:04:16Yes, but if I could just give you my opinion...
00:04:22Yeah, yeah.
00:04:24Okay.
00:04:26Jen and Rob
00:04:28are gonna have a kid.
00:04:30She's pregnant!
00:04:32I just thought she was pregnant this whole time.
00:04:34She's totally pregnant.
00:04:36Totally.
00:04:38No, I'm not going there.
00:04:40I'm not going there.
00:04:42No, I'll go there.
00:04:44Uh, Mr. Shouse, you can go on in.
00:04:46Yeah?
00:04:48Yeah, I'm still at work.
00:04:50No, it doesn't matter.
00:04:52Hello?
00:04:54Oh, shit.
00:04:56Fuck.
00:04:58Fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:05:00I'm sorry.
00:05:02Fuck.
00:05:04Oh, you were supposed to...
00:05:06Fuck.
00:05:08It's fine.
00:05:14Mary?
00:05:16Yes, Dr. Danzig?
00:05:18I thought you said I didn't have any more appointments for the day.
00:05:20I did.
00:05:22You did?
00:05:24I'm sorry, Dr. Danzig.
00:05:26Go home for the day.
00:05:28He is my last patient, correct?
00:05:30What?
00:05:32Go on.
00:05:34Go on.
00:05:36I'm sorry, Dr. Danzig.
00:05:40I told you.
00:05:42It's fine.
00:05:44Wow.
00:05:46Fuck, I really shouldn't be doing this.
00:05:48Towel the door.
00:05:50Yeah?
00:05:52Yeah, towel the door.
00:06:00What the hell?
00:06:04What the hell?
00:06:12Bad day?
00:06:14Something like that.
00:06:16I'm Greg.
00:06:18Pluto.
00:06:20Oh, like the planet?
00:06:22No, like the Disney character.
00:06:24Yes, like the planet.
00:06:26Is that short for something?
00:06:28What would it be short for?
00:06:30I don't know.
00:06:32My name is Paul,
00:06:34and Pluto is the name of a Roman god
00:06:36that a planet was named after.
00:06:38That you go by?
00:06:40Right.
00:06:46I spoke to your mother yesterday.
00:06:48I would love to have a copy of that conversation.
00:06:50Yeah, I didn't expect you to show up.
00:06:52I'm here.
00:06:54So, uh, go ahead, doc.
00:06:56Fix me.
00:06:58Well, what is it
00:07:00that you think needs fixing?
00:07:02No idea. You're the one who spoke to my mother.
00:07:04She told me about your little incident
00:07:06at the country club.
00:07:08Good times.
00:07:10Yeah, yeah.
00:07:12So you dress up like other people?
00:07:14Sure.
00:07:16You screw with everyone else?
00:07:18Sort of.
00:07:20Well, you lie to them about who you are
00:07:22and where you're from, what you do.
00:07:24It's a little more complicated than that.
00:07:26Well, you're not afraid of getting caught
00:07:28by your mom and Greg.
00:07:30Oh.
00:07:32I'm not sure
00:07:34if I'm really stoned
00:07:36or just having trouble understanding.
00:07:38Um, give me an example
00:07:40of a typical day.
00:07:42Well, it's never the same.
00:07:44Well, it's got to start from somewhere.
00:07:46Okay.
00:07:50I guess, uh...
00:07:52I guess I would start with my hands.
00:07:54From there I go
00:07:56wherever my imagination takes me.
00:07:58But it wouldn't be any fun for me
00:08:00if you knew any more than that, Greg.
00:08:02It's mine.
00:08:04It's my drug.
00:08:06It's my addiction.
00:08:08It's the most fun I get to have all day.
00:08:10What's not to love about it?
00:08:12I get to be anyone I want to be.
00:08:14Whatever they would do,
00:08:16I do.
00:08:18You wouldn't believe the people that I've met,
00:08:20the things that I've gotten to see.
00:08:22That would never happen for Paul Strauss.
00:08:24But for Pluto,
00:08:26for the people I've become,
00:08:28we get the excitement,
00:08:30the danger,
00:08:32the spontaneity.
00:08:34My life is not monotonous.
00:08:36My day is different every day.
00:08:40Can you say the same?
00:08:54No.
00:09:10I brought you a sandwich.
00:09:14What kind?
00:09:16I don't remember.
00:09:18You don't remember what kind of sandwich you made for me?
00:09:20I didn't make it.
00:09:22Who made it?
00:09:24Rosie.
00:09:26Oh. Good.
00:09:28What do you mean, good?
00:09:30She makes a better sandwich.
00:09:32Than who?
00:09:34Than you.
00:09:36You know, you're a real asshole.
00:09:38That's nice, Mother.
00:09:40I hate it when you smoke.
00:09:42I'm sorry to hear that.
00:09:44Didn't you learn anything from your father?
00:09:46Are you done?
00:09:48Claire tells me you're still being rude to Ben.
00:09:50I don't like him.
00:09:52You hate everyone.
00:09:54I don't hate everyone.
00:09:56Name one person you don't hate.
00:09:58Oscar.
00:10:00Oscar's a cat. He doesn't count.
00:10:02I don't hate everyone.
00:10:04Just a lot of people.
00:10:10How are your sessions going?
00:10:12They're fine.
00:10:18Aren't you going to eat that sandwich?
00:10:20I don't even know what kind it is.
00:10:26Well.
00:10:28I gotta run, sweetheart.
00:10:30It's good to see you
00:10:32doing so well.
00:10:38What's in that sandwich?
00:10:40Damn you, Rosie.
00:10:42She even cut the crust.
00:10:44I told you.
00:10:46She's good.
00:10:48Yeah.
00:10:50Yeah, she is.
00:11:02Meet Simon.
00:11:04Simon is sleeping.
00:11:06Simon is almost always sleeping.
00:11:08Simon is almost always sleeping
00:11:10because he suffers from a rare disorder
00:11:12known as Klein-Levin Syndrome.
00:11:14Some symptoms include
00:11:16excessive food intake,
00:11:18irritability,
00:11:20disorientation,
00:11:22hallucinations,
00:11:24and an abnormally uninhibited sex drive.
00:11:38Hello?
00:11:40Hey.
00:11:42You're awake.
00:11:44I tried going to an audition this morning.
00:11:46How'd that go?
00:11:48I don't want to talk about it.
00:11:50Where are you going?
00:11:52Out with Claire and her boyfriend.
00:11:54Douchebag.
00:11:56That's the one.
00:11:58He's a very nice boy, Pluto.
00:12:00You think everyone's nice.
00:12:02No, you just hate everyone.
00:12:04That's what my mother said, too.
00:12:06Don't scare this guy away.
00:12:08Okay, I'll pick one.
00:12:10This is unhealthy, Pluto.
00:12:12My mother says hi, by the way.
00:12:18Hi.
00:12:20Oh, shit.
00:12:22Give me a second.
00:12:24I told you not to call at this time.
00:12:26I'm sorry.
00:12:28I had to talk to you.
00:12:30This really isn't a good time. If my wife...
00:12:32I don't want to hear about your wife.
00:12:34Try the left door.
00:12:36No, no, no, the other door.
00:12:38Hold on, I'll be right there.
00:12:40Look, I really have to go.
00:12:42I need to see you again.
00:12:44I don't know if that's possible.
00:12:46Make it possible.
00:12:48Who was that?
00:12:50Some lady.
00:12:52You sleep with her?
00:12:54Maybe.
00:12:56She thinks you're married.
00:12:58Maybe.
00:13:00That's real nice, Pluto.
00:13:02I don't have a wife.
00:13:04But she thinks you do.
00:13:06Right, so really, she is the cheater.
00:13:08Is she married?
00:13:10Not that I know of.
00:13:12Fuck, I hope not.
00:13:14Seriously, you need to come up with a new hobby.
00:13:16Why? This is so much fun.
00:13:18Plus, I get late sometimes.
00:13:20That does not happen for Pluto.
00:13:22You could, you know, act like a normal human being
00:13:24and talk to a woman as, I don't know, yourself.
00:13:26Nah, I gave that up a long time ago.
00:13:28Probably around the same time
00:13:30I slept with this girl.
00:13:34Olivia Whitfield.
00:13:40Oh, you remember her.
00:13:42From the third grade to the sixth grade,
00:13:44we were in love.
00:13:46We probably would have been together forever
00:13:48if her father didn't get a job
00:13:50across the country
00:13:52and move her away from me.
00:13:54That is not how it happened at all.
00:13:56Okay, I was not that gay.
00:13:58A little less gay.
00:14:00What?
00:14:02Yeah, a little less.
00:14:04That's not how it happened at all.
00:14:06That's better.
00:14:08We both know
00:14:10she had a crush on me.
00:14:12She rejected you.
00:14:14Many times.
00:14:16You cried on my shoulder.
00:14:18It's okay, little buddy.
00:14:28You want to come along tonight?
00:14:30So you make Claire's boyfriend cry again?
00:14:32I'll pass.
00:14:34It's great.
00:14:36Really?
00:14:38Really, really.
00:14:40Do you like the style? I don't know.
00:14:42I'm nervous about the style.
00:14:44It's different, you know?
00:14:46The style's great, baby.
00:14:48You don't think it's different?
00:14:50It's very different.
00:14:52Yeah, but like, great different, right?
00:14:54Not like, this sucks different?
00:14:56Awesome different.
00:14:58I'm proud of you.
00:15:00I'm just so glad it's done.
00:15:02Do you think your brother might do it?
00:15:04What?
00:15:06I don't know. I think he'd be really great.
00:15:08I know he probably hasn't acted in an actual play
00:15:10since like, childhood,
00:15:12but I based a lot of the lead off of him,
00:15:14and I don't know, I think that he would get it
00:15:16more than anybody else.
00:15:18We're thinking of the same person, right?
00:15:20Yeah, you think he'd do it?
00:15:22He doesn't know the first thing about acting, Ben.
00:15:24Is it any different than what he's doing right now?
00:15:26I don't know.
00:15:28Well, I should be able to at least ask him.
00:15:30I mean, I'm going to be his brother-in-law eventually.
00:15:32Ben.
00:15:34What, am I wrong?
00:15:36No.
00:15:38I mean, I know he hates me.
00:15:40He doesn't hate you.
00:15:42He's like that with everyone.
00:15:44Claire, he hates me.
00:15:46Why do you say that?
00:15:48He calls me a douchebag.
00:15:50To my face.
00:15:52Memorial Day weekend?
00:15:54In the park?
00:15:56Remember when he pretended to be retarded?
00:15:58Douchebag! Douchebag! Douchebag!
00:16:00Douchebag! Douchebag! Douchebag!
00:16:02Douchebag!
00:16:04It's not funny.
00:16:06I got beat up by two middle-aged women.
00:16:08That was really awful,
00:16:10and come to think of it, offensive.
00:16:12Yeah, and not to mention, I don't know, wrong?
00:16:14Well, at least he paid for the hospital bills.
00:16:16No, your family paid for them.
00:16:18They did. He didn't pay for anything.
00:16:20Just because you have money
00:16:22doesn't mean you can do whatever you want.
00:16:24No, I know.
00:16:26I just don't know what he has against me.
00:16:28I'm always so nice to him.
00:16:30I know, you're so good, baby.
00:16:32Really?
00:16:34Really, really.
00:16:36Okay, I love you.
00:16:38I love you, too.
00:16:40I just really hope he's not retarded again tonight.
00:16:42Douchebag! Douchebag! Douchebag!
00:16:44Douchebag! Douchebag! Douchebag!
00:16:46Yeah, me too.
00:16:48First light, just let me reside
00:16:50in your dreams
00:16:52tonight.
00:16:54Tonight.
00:17:12What did you just tell that kid?
00:17:14That I'm going to sign his band to my music agency.
00:17:16But you don't have a music agency.
00:17:20Yes, Ben, that's right.
00:17:22I do not actually have a music agency.
00:17:24Why did you do that?
00:17:26I'm just having a little fun.
00:17:28At what expense?
00:17:30I didn't hurt anyone.
00:17:32Those kids think that something really great just happened to them.
00:17:34Why is that a bad thing?
00:17:36Because it's a lie. Because nothing happened to them.
00:17:38Sure it did.
00:17:40What happened? They're going to be in the same place tomorrow
00:17:42that they are today.
00:17:44That's right.
00:17:46Yeah, but what about tomorrow?
00:17:48I won't be here tomorrow.
00:17:50I think that's pretty selfish, Bluto.
00:17:52I disagree. How?
00:17:54Well, Ben, it's actually not that hard.
00:17:56All I do is take the previous statement and negate it
00:17:58and therefore I've not agreed with it.
00:18:00I.e. disagree.
00:18:02Don't be an asshole.
00:18:04That's what Mom said too.
00:18:06How can you possibly think that that's not selfish?
00:18:08Well, A, because this has nothing to do with me
00:18:10and B, because, okay,
00:18:12they're not gaining anything, but they're not losing anything either.
00:18:14Because of me,
00:18:16tonight their night will be a little bit better.
00:18:18That's retarded.
00:18:20That is not a very nice word, Ben.
00:18:22I thought we learned that this summer.
00:18:24Bluto, stop. Why do you hang out with this guy?
00:18:26Paul.
00:18:28Does this work out your daddy issues?
00:18:30I gotta go.
00:18:32More people to lie to?
00:18:34No, silly. More people to excite.
00:18:36I told you.
00:18:40I told you.
00:18:42He hates me.
00:18:44Wake up.
00:19:04What?
00:19:06Wake up, Simon. Wake up. I need your help.
00:19:08I'm sleeping.
00:19:10It's 2 o'clock in the afternoon, Simon. I need your help.
00:19:12I'm sorry, Bluto. If I could wake up, I would.
00:19:14You can. You can for me. Now get up.
00:19:16What is it?
00:19:18I'm going back to sleep.
00:19:20No, no, no. Get up. This is important. This is serious.
00:19:24Seventh grade talent show.
00:19:26You begged me for weeks to sing
00:19:28Bosom Buddies from the musical Maine.
00:19:30It's a female duet, Simon.
00:19:32But I did it. I did it because you begged.
00:19:34This is me begging.
00:19:38Okay.
00:19:40What is it?
00:19:42I saw her today.
00:19:44Who?
00:19:46Olivia.
00:19:48Well, how did you know it was her?
00:19:50She looked exactly the same.
00:19:52Creepy.
00:19:54She's aged 15 years, Simon.
00:19:56I just knew it was her.
00:19:58Did you talk to her?
00:20:00Not exactly.
00:20:02Oh, my God. You followed her.
00:20:04I just... I walked in the same direction.
00:20:06But she went to the park. To my spot in the park.
00:20:10What are the chances?
00:20:14I'll be here tomorrow. I'm here, like, every day.
00:20:18Listen, I need to come up with the best person
00:20:20I've ever come up with.
00:20:22The sexiest, most appealing guy you can think of.
00:20:24What?
00:20:26She's not blind, Pluto.
00:20:28I mean, if she saw you, she's gonna know who you are.
00:20:30Oh, my God.
00:20:32She's not blind, right?
00:20:34No, she didn't see me. I hid.
00:20:36Maybe you're getting a little too excited about this.
00:20:38She might recognize you when she does see you.
00:20:40And what if she has a boyfriend?
00:20:42I'll cross that bridge when I get there.
00:20:44Okay, well, let's say you do
00:20:46impress this girl.
00:20:48Then what? If she's so special,
00:20:50wouldn't you want to impress her as yourself?
00:20:52What's impressive about me?
00:20:54I'm just like everybody else, okay?
00:20:56Everyone else isn't impressive.
00:20:58I need to be better than everyone else.
00:21:00What do women like?
00:21:02Their boyfriends?
00:21:04You don't know if she has a boyfriend.
00:21:06Yes.
00:21:08I love a cute European guy.
00:21:10Okay, hey, yeah, yeah, that's good.
00:21:12What languages have you studied?
00:21:14My Latin is impeccable.
00:21:16Pluto.
00:21:18Any ideas?
00:21:20I dated a French guy before.
00:21:22He was adorable.
00:21:24Oh, yeah?
00:21:26Oh, my God, yes. So hot.
00:21:28I mean, I couldn't tell you half the shit he said to me,
00:21:30but it didn't matter.
00:21:32There's just something about that cute little accent.
00:21:34I should really call him.
00:21:36What was his name?
00:21:38Sebastian.
00:21:40Oh, I like that.
00:21:42Are you gonna see this girl again?
00:21:44Definitely.
00:21:46Well, tell her I said, hey, girl.
00:21:48I'm gonna go practice this accent.
00:21:50Great, fine, whatever. Let me know how it works out.
00:21:52And, uh, when I get up,
00:21:54I'm gonna find that tape from the talent show
00:21:56and put it on YouTube.
00:21:58I'll kill you.
00:22:00We'll always be bosom buddies,
00:22:02friends, sisters,
00:22:04and pals.
00:22:06We'll always be
00:22:08bosom buddies.
00:22:26Meredith.
00:22:28She didn't show up.
00:22:30I was sure she would.
00:22:32I wasn't going back.
00:22:34That was it. She lost her chance.
00:22:36Had you planned on meeting?
00:22:38No, no, we never actually talked about it or anything,
00:22:40but, you know, I expected her there.
00:22:42And then I got angry and sad,
00:22:44and I thought about doing
00:22:46some really awful things.
00:22:48A five, six, seven, eight.
00:22:54When I ask for a right battement
00:22:56and a double, I better get
00:22:58a right battement and a double.
00:23:00What is this, people? Community theater?
00:23:02Now, as your guidance counselor,
00:23:04I would recommend taking
00:23:06my advice.
00:23:08Have you considered clown college?
00:23:12Ah!
00:23:14Wait, you robbed someone?
00:23:16No, Greg, I didn't do any of those things.
00:23:18What kind of person do you think I am?
00:23:20I'm sorry.
00:23:22That's all right.
00:23:24And the wallet saves us a lot of time.
00:23:26Yeah, having to call and cancel the credit cards.
00:23:28And getting a new license at the DMV is the worst.
00:23:30The worst.
00:23:32I don't even think I have much money in here.
00:23:34Nope, six dollars. Look at that.
00:23:36A waste of everyone's time in the end.
00:23:38I don't even have a gun.
00:23:40Oh, oh.
00:23:44Oh, well, nice to have met you guys.
00:23:46Yeah, you too. Hey, good luck with Olivia.
00:23:48Yeah, I hope she shows up the next time you go looking for her.
00:23:50Thanks. You know, I'm really just frustrated.
00:23:52I thought you said you didn't do that.
00:23:54I didn't.
00:23:56I went back to wait for her the next day after all.
00:23:58Excuse me, sir.
00:24:00Could I just take a moment of your time?
00:24:02Hold on.
00:24:04Oh, I'm sorry. Do you not speak English?
00:24:06Oui.
00:24:08Oh, good, because the first thing you said to me was in French,
00:24:10and that was in French.
00:24:12I'm sorry. Do you speak English?
00:24:14Yes.
00:24:16Oh, good. Oui, oui.
00:24:18Well, could I just take one minute of your time?
00:24:20Sit.
00:24:22I am in Norvège. Are you?
00:24:24No, I guess not.
00:24:26Excellent. Let's sit, please, s'il vous plaît.
00:24:30Hi, I'm Olivia.
00:24:32Sebastian.
00:24:34Oh, what a nice name.
00:24:36Nobody here has nice names like that anymore.
00:24:38I mean, everything's so typical and bland.
00:24:40I was in Europe for a year for study abroad in college.
00:24:42Everyone there had such great names.
00:24:44Did you visit France?
00:24:46Yeah, I was in Paris for like a week.
00:24:48It was amazing.
00:24:50How is your French?
00:24:52Oh, terrible. I can't speak a word of it.
00:24:54Oh, I totally forgot why we were here.
00:24:56I'm with RHM.
00:24:58We're a human rights group.
00:25:00We focus mainly on financially tripled families like me.
00:25:02I am afraid
00:25:04I do not have
00:25:06much money to help you.
00:25:08Oh, no, that's okay.
00:25:10Any compensation can help, really.
00:25:12If you just give me your info, I can send you details.
00:25:14You can send in a check of however much you want.
00:25:16And if you're just being nice to me,
00:25:18that's okay, too.
00:25:20But it's really a great program
00:25:22to learn about.
00:25:24Why don't you just give me your info
00:25:26and you can decide for yourself.
00:25:28How about this?
00:25:30How about
00:25:32we sit right here
00:25:34and you
00:25:36tell me everything that I need to know.
00:25:38Well,
00:25:40I kind of have to go around a little more.
00:25:42I'm supposed to cover this whole area
00:25:44by a certain hour.
00:25:46Oh.
00:25:48But I'll be here tomorrow.
00:25:50Will you be around?
00:25:52I will be right here.
00:25:54You know,
00:25:56something about you looks so familiar.
00:25:58I don't know, something about your face.
00:26:00You remind me of someone or something.
00:26:02Do you get that a lot?
00:26:04Not usually.
00:26:06Maybe we met in Paris.
00:26:08Maybe it's destiny.
00:26:10Oh, I don't know about that.
00:26:12You think there's a wrong world?
00:26:14No, it's just...
00:26:16It's just a little
00:26:18dramatic.
00:26:22Oh, no, no.
00:26:24I hate the taste.
00:26:26You know, you go ahead.
00:26:28I'll see you tomorrow,
00:26:30Sebastian.
00:26:32Au revoir, Olivia.
00:26:34Au revoir.
00:26:38Oh, my God.
00:26:42Well, hello there, sir.
00:26:44My name is Steve.
00:26:46I'm going to go right ahead
00:26:48and be your server today, okay?
00:26:50We're going to kick off with the specials.
00:26:52We have the soup of the day, the tomato bisque.
00:26:54Our fish of the day is the blackened salmon.
00:26:56Yeah, I'm not going to be ordering any of that shit.
00:26:58Can you just go get me a coffee?
00:27:00Black? Thanks.
00:27:02I'm going to be meeting someone any minute.
00:27:04Oh, okay.
00:27:06Yeah, I'll get that while you're waiting.
00:27:08Thanks.
00:27:13Excuse me, sir.
00:27:15Would you mind
00:27:17if I joined you for a few moments?
00:27:19Yeah, I guess for a minute.
00:27:21Thank you. Thank you.
00:27:23I just...
00:27:25I hate sitting alone.
00:27:27Why, hello there, madam.
00:27:29How are you today?
00:27:31I'm fine, thank you.
00:27:33Coffee, sir? Would you like to eat today's specials?
00:27:35No, no, no. She's not going to stay.
00:27:37Yes, I would love to.
00:27:39Oh, would you? That's great.
00:27:41The soup of the day, the tomato bisque.
00:27:43Very good soup. Very good. Banging.
00:27:45Bisque. Banging. Okay?
00:27:47The fish of the day is the blackened salmon.
00:27:49We went right ahead and blackened that up for you.
00:27:51And that's going to about conclude
00:27:53the specials for today.
00:27:55All right?
00:27:57Oh, please, you don't have to.
00:27:59That was a wonderful presentation.
00:28:03I will have a glass of water.
00:28:05Of course.
00:28:21This is my grandson, Stuart.
00:28:25Isn't he adorable?
00:28:27He's great.
00:28:29Yes, he's adorable.
00:28:35May I ask you something?
00:28:37Sure.
00:28:39A sweet old lady comes
00:28:41and asks you for some company
00:28:43and you won't even give her the time of day.
00:28:45Why is that?
00:28:47Look, I'm sorry. I'm just, I'm waiting here for someone
00:28:49and it's really important.
00:28:51This is why you don't deserve my sister.
00:28:53What?
00:28:55You heard me, you little shit.
00:28:57Pluto?
00:28:59You see, she can do a lot better than you.
00:29:01To be frank,
00:29:03I fucking hate you.
00:29:05I think that you
00:29:07are a real douchebag, Ben.
00:29:09Who the fuck are you?
00:29:11You're dressed up like an old woman.
00:29:13You're sick, man.
00:29:15You're saying pretty awful things to an old lady in a public place.
00:29:17You are not a fucking old lady.
00:29:19Hey, everyone,
00:29:21look at this asshole.
00:29:23This is not an old lady.
00:29:25This is a man dressed up in an old lady's suit.
00:29:27I can't believe how retarded I am.
00:29:29You're clearly wearing a mask.
00:29:31Ben, is everything okay?
00:29:33Yes, Stephen, yes, yes.
00:29:35My son, he's just on a short break
00:29:37from the Levenson Institute
00:29:39down the road.
00:29:41Take it easy, sir.
00:29:43He's lying to you.
00:29:45If you don't calm down, I'm going to have to go right ahead and ask you to leave.
00:29:47Oh, eat me, Steve.
00:29:49Oh, my heavens.
00:29:51Stephen, dear, thank you for your help.
00:29:53I have a very kind of you, very kind.
00:30:05My sister told me
00:30:07that you wanted to ask me to be in your play.
00:30:09Ben, I would be
00:30:11in your fucking play if Shakespeare himself
00:30:13helped you write it.
00:30:15Douchebag.
00:30:35I used to work at a cafe
00:30:37last summer.
00:30:39God, it was so awful.
00:30:41Why?
00:30:43I don't know. Shitty pay, shitty boss.
00:30:45You know,
00:30:47I remember running home
00:30:49literally every time I left work.
00:30:51I mean, not the whole way.
00:30:53I would walk because it was pretty close,
00:30:55but as soon as I got around the corner to my house,
00:30:57I would just take off.
00:30:59Like a...
00:31:01I don't know.
00:31:03Like a...
00:31:05When you have to go to the bathroom,
00:31:07is it closer to the toilet?
00:31:09Yeah, exactly.
00:31:11Oh, that was my favorite part of the day.
00:31:13Just the running.
00:31:15I felt like a little kid again, you know?
00:31:17I mean, how often is it that you see
00:31:19grown adults running?
00:31:21In adolescence.
00:31:23Okay, that doesn't count.
00:31:25No, it's usually when it's something
00:31:27bad or like something's wrong,
00:31:29but that's not how
00:31:31it was at all.
00:31:35Ask me something.
00:31:37Ask me anything.
00:31:39Anything?
00:31:41Yeah, go for it.
00:31:45What do you want to do with your life?
00:31:49That's a loaded question.
00:31:51You said anything.
00:31:53It seems like an important thing
00:31:55to know about the person.
00:31:57Well, I guess I don't really know.
00:32:01Me either.
00:32:03Really?
00:32:05Really, really.
00:32:07Well, do you think that's a bad thing?
00:32:09I think it is
00:32:11what it is.
00:32:13But at least you have something
00:32:15that you are passionate about,
00:32:17something that you believe in.
00:32:19I guess.
00:32:21I mean, honestly, it's just something
00:32:23to help pass the time.
00:32:25My heart's not in it.
00:32:27I mean, I feel good.
00:32:29But it's not enough.
00:32:31I'm lonely here, you know?
00:32:33And you wouldn't think it would be in this city,
00:32:35but it is.
00:32:37And it's probably why I'm babbling to a complete stranger.
00:32:39Hey, not a complete stranger.
00:32:41New friend.
00:32:43You know this can only end badly, right?
00:32:45Yeah, but
00:32:47it'll be a great story.
00:32:49But you came in here so excited, so energetic.
00:32:51You know, it's great to hear someone
00:32:53talk about another person like that.
00:32:55It's infectious.
00:32:57I'm living vicariously through you, Pluto.
00:32:59Why do you want to screw this up?
00:33:01Well, it's too late now, don't you think?
00:33:03No, I don't.
00:33:05I think if you told her now, maybe you could pass it off as a joke
00:33:07of one- or two-time thing.
00:33:09You know, kind of weird, sure.
00:33:11But women love to laugh.
00:33:13At least most women do.
00:33:15It'll give her a good laugh.
00:33:17No.
00:33:19She wouldn't buy that.
00:33:21I'll just pretend as long as I can.
00:33:23Are you afraid of having something real?
00:33:25What?
00:33:27Something real between two people.
00:33:29No.
00:33:31You go around hiding behind these people you make up.
00:33:33Why is it fair for you to ask someone
00:33:35to care for someone who doesn't even care about himself?
00:33:37Are you married, Greg?
00:33:39Uh, yeah.
00:33:41Yes, I am.
00:33:43And how's that work out for you?
00:33:45It's fine.
00:33:47Why do you ask?
00:33:49Well, the first time I came in here,
00:33:51you were getting high in your office.
00:33:53You don't really strike me as the pothead type,
00:33:55so I figure something must be stressing you out.
00:33:57Not getting laid?
00:33:59Not really any of your business, Paul.
00:34:01Pluto.
00:34:03Right, Pluto.
00:34:05Why did you get so defensive when I asked you a question?
00:34:07Why'd you get so defensive when I brought up your wife?
00:34:09That's enough talk about my wife.
00:34:11Okay.
00:34:13I'm sorry.
00:34:15You don't need to get all goodwill hunting on me.
00:34:17It's fine.
00:34:19So, um...
00:34:21So I've been dreaming in cartoon.
00:34:23What?
00:34:25Yeah, it's weird, I know.
00:34:27Actually, it sounds kind of cool.
00:34:29Are you the cartoon,
00:34:31or is the entire dream a cartoon?
00:34:33The whole thing.
00:34:35I'm not always me, too.
00:34:37I mean, I'm always there, but it's weird.
00:34:39I don't even really remember it often,
00:34:41but last night's was pretty vivid.
00:34:43Oh, yeah?
00:34:45Yeah, kind of depressing, really.
00:34:47You see, there was no color.
00:34:49It was all in black and white.
00:34:51And I was this little mouse,
00:34:53living in one of those semicircle holes in a family's kitchen
00:34:55that you only actually see in cartoons.
00:34:57And all around the room,
00:34:59there were these random vases and containers.
00:35:01And every so often, this guy would drop something
00:35:03inside of the containers,
00:35:05but I could never see his face.
00:35:07It was always covered, like that Magritte painting
00:35:09with the apple.
00:35:11But the thing that he dropped inside,
00:35:13I know that I want it.
00:35:15So I decide to climb to the tallest
00:35:17and highest one of these containers
00:35:19because I'm gonna get it.
00:35:21But when I finally get to the top, I fall in.
00:35:23Suddenly, I'm surrounded by coins,
00:35:25and every time I try to get out,
00:35:27the man with the covered face hits me on top of the head
00:35:29with another one.
00:35:31So I lay there.
00:35:33Alone.
00:35:35Have you ever died in a dream, Greg?
00:35:37It's an awful thing.
00:35:39That's what this felt like.
00:35:41Suddenly, I'm in this grocery store,
00:35:43and the man with the covered face is counting his change
00:35:45in one of those coin counting machines,
00:35:47and I fall out.
00:35:49A dead mouse in a pool of money.
00:35:55And then I woke up,
00:35:57but I don't take dreams too seriously.
00:35:59Well, what do you think it means?
00:36:03Nothing.
00:36:05I think it's a random assortment of ideas
00:36:07and thoughts meshed together in my head.
00:36:09Well, you brought it up for a reason.
00:36:13Poor mouse never even had a chance.
00:36:15I'm sorry, Mrs. Dansing.
00:36:17I...
00:36:19Okay.
00:36:21Um...
00:36:23No, I...
00:36:25Mm-hmm.
00:36:27There's no need to curse, Mrs. Dansing.
00:36:29I'm going to transfer you right now.
00:36:35Mary, was, um...
00:36:37Was that Dr. Dansing's wife?
00:36:39I don't...
00:36:41I don't...
00:36:43I don't really think I'm supposed to share
00:36:45that sort of information.
00:36:47Oh, Mary, it's not a big deal.
00:36:49We'll keep it between us.
00:36:51Well, yeah, yeah.
00:36:53That was her. Yeah.
00:36:55And she's... she's... she's a bitch.
00:36:57She's a huge bitch.
00:36:59You know, she's just...
00:37:01You look at her, and you can tell she's a mean person.
00:37:03She probably stabs her friends in the back.
00:37:05Right? One of those bitches.
00:37:07You know what I'm talking about, right?
00:37:09She's one of those bitches that all the other bitches
00:37:11love to talk about, but then when she comes around,
00:37:13they clam up because they only wish
00:37:15they could be as bitchy as she is.
00:37:17She probably has some big bitch trophy at home
00:37:19that reads, I'm the world's biggest bitch.
00:37:21And if you argue with me or blink
00:37:23or breathe or do anything,
00:37:25I will shove this bitch trophy up your ass.
00:37:27That kind of bitch. Yeah.
00:37:31Are you okay?
00:37:33I'm fine.
00:37:35I have a picture of her.
00:37:37From last Christmas party.
00:37:39Here.
00:37:41Judge for yourself.
00:37:43Pretty, right?
00:37:45But a huge bitch.
00:37:47Well, that's a coincidence.
00:37:49What is?
00:37:51Oh, no, I can see right here in this picture.
00:37:53What a bitch.
00:37:55I'll take my hands off.
00:37:57How is that a coincidence?
00:37:59I'll see you next week, Mary.
00:38:01Okay, honey.
00:38:03Stupid bitch.
00:38:09Okay.
00:38:25Oh, goodbye,
00:38:27my Coney Island baby.
00:38:29Farewell, my own Drew.
00:38:31Goodbye, honey.
00:38:39You have to be
00:38:41fucking kidding me.
00:38:43Pluto.
00:38:47Come on, come on, come on.
00:38:49Let's go.
00:38:51Let's go.
00:39:01Coney Island.
00:39:05I don't suppose you want to smoke?
00:39:07Your mother is pretty pissed off.
00:39:09Okay.
00:39:11Do you not care at all?
00:39:13I didn't do anything wrong.
00:39:15This isn't normal, Pluto.
00:39:17Do you realize that?
00:39:19What you're doing is not something
00:39:21that people do every day.
00:39:23It is out of the ordinary.
00:39:25It is abnormal.
00:39:27And your mom is really upset.
00:39:29Your father's money is in her name.
00:39:31We just talked about it.
00:39:33I don't see what the big deal is.
00:39:35Because it's not healthy, Pluto.
00:39:37You can't lie to people the way you do.
00:39:39What would you do?
00:39:41What?
00:39:43What would you do if you had no more money?
00:39:45You couldn't afford that expensive apartment of yours.
00:39:47You'd have to get a job.
00:39:49You'd have to pay for your rent,
00:39:51your health insurance, your cell phone bill.
00:39:53You'd need to buy food.
00:39:55Okay, I got it.
00:39:59Look,
00:40:01I'm going to prescribe you something.
00:40:03I don't need it.
00:40:05It's benzodiazepine,
00:40:07a generic form of Xanax.
00:40:09It's often used to treat people
00:40:11with tension, anxiety, and depression.
00:40:13I'm not crazy.
00:40:17It's pretty strong.
00:40:19People get hooked on it pretty easily,
00:40:21so only take it
00:40:23when you feel like doing what you do.
00:40:25Is this because I brought up your wife?
00:40:27There's a lot of stuff in this room, okay?
00:40:29I can't force you to take this,
00:40:31but it's my medical recommendation.
00:40:37I'm disappointed in you, Greg.
00:40:51Oh, fuck.
00:40:53What the hell, man?
00:40:55Do you need some cash?
00:40:57Put it up.
00:40:59I'm sleeping.
00:41:01What else is new?
00:41:03What's your problem?
00:41:05We're back.
00:41:09What did I fucking say?
00:41:11I'm sorry.
00:41:13Do you have problems following simple directions?
00:41:15I said one fucking person.
00:41:17I couldn't leave him at my parents' house alone.
00:41:19I'm sorry.
00:41:21For five fucking minutes, he couldn't be alone.
00:41:23His mom doesn't like me, man.
00:41:25I wonder why.
00:41:27What's your problem?
00:41:29You're my fucking problem, asshole.
00:41:31Do you want this shit or not?
00:41:33Yeah, yeah, we want it.
00:41:35A hundred bucks.
00:41:37That's ridiculous.
00:41:39Get the fuck out of my car.
00:41:41Dude.
00:41:43Get the fuck out now.
00:41:45No, no, here, here.
00:41:47It's in the dashboard.
00:41:49It's in the dashboard.
00:42:19Fuck.
00:42:49Fuck.
00:43:19Fuck.
00:43:33Um, I don't want to leave,
00:43:35but I have to go catch a train back to Jersey from tomorrow.
00:43:39But can I see you the day after?
00:43:41You will see me as long as you want to.
00:43:43Good.
00:43:45Because I don't want to see you the day after.
00:43:47And maybe the day after that.
00:43:49And probably the day after that.
00:43:53And I guess we'll see about the day after that.
00:44:03Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:44:05That's that guy from the van.
00:44:07That's the dude that ripped us off, dude.
00:44:09Who?
00:44:11Him, that mole right there.
00:44:13That's the dude from the van, man.
00:44:15Him? No, I don't think so, man.
00:44:17No, that's definitely him, dude.
00:44:19That asshole owes me a hundred bucks.
00:44:25Hey, Ben.
00:44:27You got a couple cavities to do.
00:44:29I've done this before.
00:44:31It's really pretty easy.
00:44:33First thing I'm going to do is tip you back just a little bit.
00:44:35Just this light.
00:44:37That's good.
00:44:39A little bit of Novocaine.
00:44:41Hold on.
00:44:43Matthew.
00:44:45Ben, Matthew's here. Matthew's a student at NYU.
00:44:47He's going to help us today.
00:44:49Matthew, why don't you give him a little bit of Novocaine?
00:45:01You didn't have to gas him.
00:45:03Oh, I guess I misunderstood.
00:45:05Yes, I've got to come home and change.
00:45:07What time is your party?
00:45:09Four o'clock.
00:45:11Hey, aren't you the douchebag
00:45:13from last summer's picnic?
00:45:15Are you serious?
00:45:17You make me sick.
00:45:25We got fucking robbed, Pluto.
00:45:27I got fucking robbed.
00:45:29What are you doing?
00:45:31Shouldn't we call the police or something?
00:45:33And say what?
00:45:35Oh, please help me, officer.
00:45:37These bad men who I sold drugs to
00:45:39I'm not actually.
00:45:41I actually sold them children's vitamins and told them they were drugs.
00:45:43This is because of one of your fucking characters, isn't it?
00:45:45I told you, there are consequences.
00:45:47You can't just go around
00:45:49being whoever you want
00:45:51and doing whatever you want
00:45:53and expect it not to bite you in the ass.
00:45:55Watch me.
00:45:57You're doing it now?
00:45:59I have to put these little shits in their place.
00:46:01Pluto, I almost got killed. Does that mean anything to you?
00:46:03You didn't almost get killed, okay?
00:46:05You slept through a robbery.
00:46:07What about next time?
00:46:09There won't be a next time.
00:46:11But how do you know?
00:46:13You don't, because you're going to keep doing this shit
00:46:15until something really terrible happens.
00:46:17I'll get an alarm.
00:46:19You're such a brat.
00:46:21Excuse me?
00:46:23You're a little selfish brat.
00:46:25Okay, I need to go fix this.
00:46:27So fix it by staying, by getting your apartment together.
00:46:29I'm sorry.
00:46:31Okay, I'm leaving.
00:46:33To where?
00:46:35No, I can't be here anymore.
00:46:37Simon, you're not going to come to Thanksgiving with me?
00:46:39Frankly, I don't want to go anywhere with you.
00:46:41Simon.
00:46:43I must admit it, it's about time.
00:46:45I've been mooching off you for long enough.
00:46:47I like when you mooch off of me.
00:46:49My mom's going to be home alone tonight.
00:46:51I'm going to go spend Thanksgiving with her.
00:46:53After what she did?
00:46:55You're just going to let that slide?
00:46:57She's my mother, and
00:46:59call me crazy, but yeah,
00:47:01it's enough for me to let it slide.
00:47:03I just need to go home.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:07Leave your key.
00:47:09What?
00:47:11This isn't a hotel.
00:47:13Leave your key and go.
00:47:19Okay then.
00:47:23Okay then.
00:47:25Okay then.
00:47:39Hello?
00:47:41Yes, Pluto.
00:47:43Why?
00:47:45How late?
00:47:51What the fuck is that?
00:47:53Thanksgiving!
00:47:55Do you know what that is?
00:47:57Did you order pizza?
00:47:59Have you ever heard of it?
00:48:01Or is it maybe a foreign concept to you?
00:48:03Did you really think I was going to let that slide?
00:48:05Oh, fuck.
00:48:07Sit down. Go.
00:48:09Have a slice.
00:48:11Why isn't he coming?
00:48:13Tell him I said I hope he's feeling better soon.
00:48:15It's pizza.
00:48:17It's free.
00:48:19Shut up and eat the fucking pizza.
00:48:21I told you something is burning up here.
00:48:23Is that a fake mustache?
00:48:25Yeah, what's with your accent?
00:48:27Shut up. Fine, fine.
00:48:29Just come as soon as you can.
00:48:31I mean, did you rip this off? What did you expect us to do?
00:48:33Goodbye.
00:48:35Why
00:48:37would you eat something that the guy
00:48:39you just robbed gave you?
00:48:41Ms. Strauss,
00:48:43is there something I can help you with?
00:48:45Oh, no. Thanks for asking, dear.
00:48:47Don't worry. You guys will wake up.
00:48:49Oh, you look beautiful.
00:48:51I can hardly wait till Paul comes
00:48:53and sees what a lady you've got.
00:48:55Rosie, something is definitely burning.
00:48:57You fucking...
00:49:03This is plastic, by the way.
00:49:05Sorry I'm late.
00:49:07Oh, well.
00:49:09Look who showed up.
00:49:11Just in time for dessert.
00:49:13Pluto, you remember
00:49:15Mr. and Mrs. Whitfield
00:49:17and their daughter, Olivia?
00:49:19Oh, my God.
00:49:21Well, say something.
00:49:23I know it must have been you
00:49:25and Mrs. Whitfield
00:49:27and their daughter, Olivia.
00:49:29Oh, my God.
00:49:31Well, say something.
00:49:33I know it must have been years
00:49:35since you've seen each other.
00:49:37Yeah, it feels like yesterday.
00:49:39Oh, right.
00:49:41You kids have that Facebook or whatever it is.
00:49:43It kind of kills the spirit of reunion.
00:49:45When did you get a Facebook?
00:49:47See?
00:49:49You didn't even Facebook me.
00:49:57I'm sorry.
00:49:59Olivia, please.
00:50:01What do you want?
00:50:03Let me explain.
00:50:05Do you even speak French?
00:50:07I know, like, five words.
00:50:09I hate you.
00:50:11No, please, let me explain.
00:50:13I didn't mean for this to happen like this.
00:50:15Leave me alone.
00:50:17Excuse me.
00:50:19Sorry to interrupt, but
00:50:21Claire and I have
00:50:23an announcement to make.
00:50:25What is this?
00:50:27First of all, I'd like to
00:50:29apologize for my
00:50:31appearance. I ran into a little
00:50:33trouble
00:50:35earlier. Anyways,
00:50:37as you all know, Claire and I have been
00:50:39dating for some
00:50:41time now.
00:50:43Yeah?
00:50:45And, well,
00:50:47we're getting married.
00:50:51You're what?
00:50:53Pluto, please.
00:50:55Sorry, this guy?
00:50:57Pluto, don't be rude.
00:50:59Claire, what the hell are you thinking?
00:51:01Pluto, shut up, seriously.
00:51:03This guy's a douchebag. He just wants our money.
00:51:05Pluto, nobody cares what you think.
00:51:07I can't believe you're going to fall for his lies.
00:51:09What'd you say?
00:51:11You heard me, cock boy.
00:51:13My lies.
00:51:15Look, I'd like to tell you all a little story
00:51:17about my good friend Pluto here.
00:51:19Shut up, douchebag.
00:51:21Pluto is a magnificent liar.
00:51:23He lies all the damn time.
00:51:25Shut up.
00:51:27Pluto, well, see, that's a lie right there.
00:51:29That's not even his real name.
00:51:31I will climb across this table and I will beat you in the face.
00:51:33Besides that, Pluto likes to dress up as people
00:51:35and play Fantasyland all day long.
00:51:37That's not true.
00:51:39Yes, it is. I've seen him do it.
00:51:41He screws with people and he gets off on it.
00:51:43Lie after lie
00:51:45after lie.
00:51:47Is that right?
00:51:49No, that's not how it was with you, okay?
00:51:51You're clearly French.
00:51:53And not some stupid kid I met in grade school.
00:51:55No, no, no, how I feel, okay?
00:51:57Everything was true.
00:51:59Mrs. Strauss, thank you very much
00:52:01for a wonderful Thanksgiving.
00:52:03Congratulations on your engagement.
00:52:05I'm not feeling that great,
00:52:07so I'm going to excuse myself.
00:52:11It was really nice to see all of you again.
00:52:13I'll see you at home.
00:52:15Wait, Olivia, hold on. Can I see you tomorrow?
00:52:17Why would I see you tomorrow?
00:52:19I don't even know who you are.
00:52:39Well, congratulations, sweetheart.
00:52:41I'm so happy for you both.
00:52:43Thanks, Mom.
00:52:45Way to go, douchebag.
00:52:49I love you.
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00:55:19I love you.
00:55:27He was a douchebag.
00:55:31I know.
00:55:33I know.
00:55:35Days like this make you remember.
00:55:37It's about time you should.
00:55:40You've been mourning a man who's been dead for years.
00:55:43A man you were never particularly fond of, as I recall.
00:55:47He was a jerk. All the time.
00:55:50All the time.
00:55:52You married him.
00:55:54Well, he was really very handsome, and I thought I could change him.
00:56:00But that man never cared about anybody but himself, and you know it.
00:56:07Still, we come here every year because he was a person, and he died, and it's the right thing to do.
00:56:18And he left us with financial security for the rest of our lives, and we should be thankful for that.
00:56:25I hate the money.
00:56:27You'd be whistling a different tune if you didn't have it.
00:56:32Although sometimes I wish we didn't have any of it.
00:56:37You wouldn't act the way you do.
00:56:44I'm sorry.
00:56:48I've come to a decision.
00:56:50You will no longer play the games you've been playing with your life, with our lives.
00:56:57Cut this shit out!
00:57:00No more wins, no more costumes, no more silly disguises.
00:57:06For God's sake, grow up!
00:57:08Be the man in the family, something your father could never do.
00:57:12Just take this day to remember who he was and what not to do with your life.
00:57:20Or don't expect a scent of his ever again.
00:57:26Okay.
00:57:30Talk with the man who worked with him years ago.
00:57:34He said he could set you up with a job starting next week.
00:57:37There, hand it to you on a platter.
00:57:40As usual.
00:57:43I expect you there.
00:57:46I want you to at least try.
00:57:48You owe me that much, Paul.
00:57:50Oh, and one more on the subject.
00:57:52Paul, that's your fucking name.
00:57:57I'm your mother, I birthed you, I named you.
00:58:01If anything else, I should be left with that.
00:58:05What is this Pluto baloney, anyway?
00:58:10Dad died around the same time that they were known as Pluto, as a planet.
00:58:14I just didn't think it was very fair.
00:58:16I mean, he was the underdog planet.
00:58:21I always wanted a cool name, and I knew it was the only time I'd be able to get away with it.
00:58:30Well, cut the shit out.
00:58:51I hate the sight of your face.
00:59:14I hate the sight of your face, too?
00:59:18Your play is good.
00:59:20Yes.
00:59:21And admitting that is...
00:59:23It's hard.
00:59:24It's really hard.
00:59:25It's like...
00:59:26It's like being choked to death.
00:59:28By a snake.
00:59:29An evil snake.
00:59:30That makes you eat mushrooms.
00:59:32Mushrooms?
00:59:33Ugh, I hate mushrooms.
00:59:36I don't think I should be in it.
00:59:39Why not?
00:59:40Because I don't know the first thing about acting, Ben.
00:59:44Well...
00:59:46I love mushrooms.
00:59:49And I will eat that plate for you, because...
00:59:53I think you could be great.
00:59:56Especially at this.
00:59:59Okay.
01:00:01Okay?
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01:00:03Where is this thing happening?
01:00:04Uh, festivals in Brooklyn.
01:00:05Ooh, no, no, no, no, no.
01:00:06I don't do other bureaus.
01:00:08I'll get you your own place.
01:00:09It's my treat.
01:00:10Really?
01:00:11Sure.
01:00:12Wow.
01:00:13Wow, thank you.
01:00:15And I don't care if you're marrying Claire, don't ever call me brother.
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01:03:40By dying?
01:03:41Yeah, by dying.
01:03:42Plus he's getting what he always wanted.
01:03:44Which was what?
01:03:46I'm at his office, working for his company that he built.
01:03:49Oh, he would just love it.
01:03:52Even after he's dead,
01:03:54he's still making me do things I don't want to do.
01:04:00I remember a...
01:04:02few weeks after he died,
01:04:04I called my mom to see how she had been,
01:04:06you know, check in on her,
01:04:08the voicemail picked up and it was still his voice they hadn't
01:04:12changed the machine yet
01:04:16and i hung up quick
01:04:20and then i called back
01:04:24and then i called back again i kept listening to his voice
01:04:29over and over again god it felt like i hadn't heard it in so long
01:04:35it almost felt like i never heard it at all before
01:04:40eventually uh rosie picked up apparently i woke her up from a nap
01:04:48i've made a lot of mistakes and i'm sorry that i hurt a lot of people
01:04:58but i don't regret what i've done
01:05:01i just regret the excuse
01:05:09and i regret what i did to that girl
01:05:15well maybe she'll come to the play yeah maybe
01:05:19she hasn't reserved a ticket yet there's still time i got mine
01:05:23i think you'll like it it's pretty good pretty fucked up though so i hope you
01:05:27don't offend it easily
01:05:31and now ladies and gentlemen a comedy
01:05:57amen
01:06:01amen
01:06:26hey awesome man thanks greg
01:06:29No, seriously, I'm really impressed.
01:06:31Thank you so much for coming.
01:06:32I was hoping Olivia would show up.
01:06:34Well, maybe you just missed her.
01:06:35Yeah, yeah, maybe.
01:06:37Mom!
01:06:38Paul!
01:06:39Oh, you are wonderful.
01:06:41Now, I don't actually know if you give flowers to men,
01:06:44so if you don't want to take them, I can hold them for you.
01:06:46No, it's fine.
01:06:47Oh, really? I am so proud of you.
01:06:49Mom, you remember Dr. Dancing?
01:06:51At least Greg is fine.
01:06:53Hey!
01:06:54Whatever the hell your name is, you did so good!
01:06:58She didn't show up.
01:06:59Yeah, she did.
01:07:00She did?
01:07:00Yeah, she slipped out before everyone else did.
01:07:02Oh.
01:07:03At least she came.
01:07:04Yeah, and who even cares? You were so good.
01:07:06I'm so proud of my boy.
01:07:08Oh, and Ben, too. I mean, that was a great play.
01:07:10Kind of fucked up.
01:07:11I told you.
01:07:12Yeah, but cool as shit.
01:07:13Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good for him.
01:07:16I gotta go. I have work in the morning.
01:07:18Oh, yeah? How's that going?
01:07:20You know, it's work, so it's fine for now.
01:07:23Well, you did great.
01:07:25Thanks.
01:07:26Call me tomorrow.
01:07:27Of course. I'm gonna go have a drink or two.
01:07:28I had, like, three Red Bull before the play,
01:07:30and now I feel like an epileptic.
01:07:31I'm like, why?
01:07:32All right, buddy.
01:07:33All right, see you at home.
01:07:35Cal Bennison, congratulations.
01:07:40Everything all right?
01:07:41Everything's great.
01:07:43You're great.
01:07:58Come in.
01:08:00Hi, Mrs. Strauss?
01:08:02Paul, come on in.
01:08:03Right, Paul.
01:08:05Something came for you.
01:08:06It came to my desk by accident.
01:08:08Just thought I'd bring it on over.
01:08:10Oh, sure, yeah, you can just leave it on the desk.
01:08:12Thanks.
01:08:19I knew your father.
01:08:21Uh, yeah, yeah, I imagine you would have.
01:08:24Uh, yeah, yeah, I imagine you would have working here.
01:08:28No, I really knew him.
01:08:31Had lunch together almost every day for 25 years.
01:08:34Well, then, uh, you probably knew him better than I did.
01:08:38I just...
01:08:40I just didn't expect to see you here.
01:08:42What?
01:08:43Well, from what he always said.
01:08:46He always said that, uh, when he spoke of you,
01:08:49that you were destined for better things.
01:08:51Bigger things.
01:08:52Well, I guess my father didn't know me that well after all, did he?
01:08:55No, you see, the thing is,
01:08:59he asked me,
01:09:01made me promise, actually,
01:09:03that if I ever saw you here,
01:09:05if you ever came to work in this building,
01:09:08that...
01:09:10that I would...
01:09:12I would make you leave.
01:09:16Are you firing me?
01:09:18No, no.
01:09:19I don't have any authority to fire you.
01:09:21I just...
01:09:23I didn't want to break a promise to your father.
01:09:27I know you had your differences,
01:09:29but he was a good man from what I knew he was.
01:09:33He kept me employed for many years of my life,
01:09:36put bread on my family's table.
01:09:39He always took care of me.
01:09:42And for that, I am grateful.
01:09:45So I...
01:09:47can't break a promise.
01:09:52I don't understand what you want me to do.
01:10:00I want you to leave, Mr. Strauss.
01:10:05And I kindly hope
01:10:08I don't ever see you again.
01:10:17It was a real pleasure.
01:10:51I love you.
01:11:21I love you.
01:11:51I love you.
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