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00:00:00Hey, hey, hey, Moon Crew, what's going on?
00:00:03Today we are playing Kitten Kaboodle.
00:00:06This is a 1988 co-op game.
00:00:09Pretty similar to another game we played recently called Toy Pop.
00:00:15This one's pretty early for two player co-op and it tells a little, but it's still looking
00:00:20like a pretty good time.
00:00:21We're two little kitties kicking blocks around, smashing dudes, there's some special blocks
00:00:26you can activate special powers with.
00:00:29Kill more dudes, get more keys, escape the level, get to Narnia.
00:00:33There's 50 levels on this bad boy, we're going to be laying it down with High Warlord JC.
00:00:39You like old arcade games, like, subscribe, join the adventure, this is going to be game
00:00:42number 620 on the Road to 3000.
00:00:47Alright team, here we go, time to slap.
00:00:50Wow, very colorful.
00:01:23Nice.
00:01:53That went much quicker.
00:02:19Alright.
00:02:49Thanks anyway.
00:03:15Little dead little bunny soulless eyes.
00:03:24I swear to god, you never ever do what I think you're going to do.
00:03:29Like, standing next to a block that'll kill them all and there's like 8 dudes on the field,
00:03:33like, he's doing it for sure.
00:03:35Nope, we got like 5 dudes spawning in.
00:03:38I only need one key.
00:03:40My controller's not working.
00:03:44Like, spawning around in circles.
00:03:49Alright, get your game face on.
00:03:51Oh yeah, it's time.
00:04:10Oh yeah!
00:04:13Alright.
00:04:30Woah woah, too early, too early.
00:04:33Oh my god, I fucked that up bad.
00:04:42Yeah.
00:04:47Wait for me to do the kicking.
00:04:49Or, you know, watch your own second timer if you have one.
00:04:54That wasn't even fuckin' close.
00:05:03Okay, well I saw him drop it and I don't know why I didn't get to pick it up.
00:05:25It just like disappeared.
00:05:34Alright.
00:05:48Go time.
00:05:57Dominated him.
00:06:00Take that, pigs.
00:06:09Pull the plunger.
00:06:11Squeeze it out.
00:06:29Okay.
00:06:54Don't forget that jump button.
00:07:00Eugh.
00:07:05Eugh.
00:07:17Hi there.
00:07:23What would I like?
00:07:24Point immediately at the exit sign.
00:07:27Please leave me be.
00:07:57Okay.
00:08:08Nice.
00:08:11Too impossible to guess.
00:08:26So you got one of those three, huh?
00:08:30Why only one?
00:08:31I don't know.
00:08:32Very bizarre.
00:08:41I saw two blocks there, or two keys there, and it just ran over one.
00:08:48Yes.
00:08:49Damn game.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:35You made me do it.
00:09:39Makes a skull with his blocks.
00:09:41Moritism.
00:09:45And cold tomato juice.
00:09:51Savage.
00:09:58What?
00:10:00Oh no, not another one.
00:10:09Oh, it's pig time, baby.
00:10:15Oh, they're worms now, or caterpillars.
00:10:18Are they faster? Is that what this is?
00:10:20They're just different.
00:10:24They seem faster.
00:10:26Yeah, they do seem faster.
00:10:31All right, let's go.
00:10:38Yeah, hit the first one with the first bomb.
00:10:42Stunned him.
00:10:43It's over.
00:10:44It's absolutely over after that point.
00:10:46Yeah, count them up.
00:10:47Count them up.
00:10:49Take that, Caterpie.
00:11:00Hmm.
00:11:31Oh.
00:11:42You've actually got some dosh.
00:11:44You could actually buy something, but don't.
00:11:47I mean, you could, but don't.
00:11:49Oh my god, it's even worse.
00:11:50It's gambling time.
00:11:52Please.
00:11:59You little cold dead eyes.
00:12:01I just can't take it.
00:12:02I can't take it.
00:12:04I still have my keys.
00:12:16There.
00:12:17Freedom.
00:12:22Oh my god.
00:12:53Time to fly.
00:12:54Nice.
00:13:18Ugh.
00:13:22I never want to play.
00:13:37Never.
00:13:38Please stop, ma'am.
00:13:39I am already playing.
00:13:41It's just not that game.
00:13:43The only way to win is not to play.
00:13:53Nice.
00:14:18No.
00:14:21There's no rhyme or logic.
00:14:23There's no hope of avoidance.
00:14:26When it happens, it happens.
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00:15:32Let's pick time!
00:15:33Wow.
00:15:34What are they, geckos or...?
00:15:40Gargons.
00:15:42Alright, ROCK O'CLOCK!
00:15:47Yeah, that was a closer one.
00:16:02Alright, let's do this.
00:16:32Okay, nice.
00:16:39Yeah.
00:16:42Oh, they tricked ya.
00:16:48I don't think anybody tricked me, they ambushed me like a punji pit.
00:16:53Like I'm in NAMM again.
00:16:59Aha!
00:17:05Mmhmm!
00:17:07Yeah.
00:17:25I don't know how he survived being in that crush and still getting crushed, but he did.
00:17:37Oh my god.
00:17:40Disaster.
00:17:44That's not allowed, you know?
00:17:46I can't do that.
00:17:48It's definitely illegal.
00:18:01It's like every level now.
00:18:04Yeah, right?
00:18:08Just make it mandatory, like the fifth block they hit every level.
00:18:38Alright.
00:18:39Yeah, cleaned house on the left.
00:18:42Sometimes they just give you keys.
00:18:44Yeah, they probably give it up.
00:18:57Three up top.
00:18:59That's wild.
00:19:01There's another one in the middle if you can get to it.
00:19:04I got to it, but I died.
00:19:17Tomatoes!
00:19:48Oh boy.
00:19:58Crab battle.
00:20:01They're so fast.
00:20:13It's go time!
00:20:21Nope.
00:20:25How are there six of them up on your side, man?
00:20:27What's going on over there?
00:20:30He just rolled down the side after me.
00:20:33He's faster than I am.
00:20:39I did not get a stun off.
00:20:42I did not pass go.
00:20:47Certainly no one's giving me $200 for that performance.
00:21:17Here we go.
00:21:36Okay, it was a little early, I think.
00:21:44We had them both stunned, and we still didn't get it.
00:21:47Yeah, no, in the two seconds they were up, they knocked five each.
00:22:14No!
00:22:28Ready?
00:22:44All right.
00:22:53Nice.
00:22:55Oh, they got the red plunger out this time.
00:22:58They know what's going on.
00:23:05Squeeze it out!
00:23:10All right, nice.
00:23:21Please avenge me.
00:23:23I just got run over by like four dump trucks.
00:23:32You can jump over the queues to pick them up as well.
00:23:36Oh, I didn't know that.
00:23:40I thought there weren't any blocks for a second.
00:23:42I was like, shit.
00:24:03That bulldozer just absolutely put me in the dirt.
00:24:09He did everything right.
00:24:11Played me.
00:24:19Hello.
00:24:21Keep pressing that button.
00:24:28Vaguely reminds me of Elites from Halo.
00:24:37Fucking hell.
00:24:49Door.
00:25:19I just want it, Lee, Jesus.
00:25:39Nice.
00:25:43Right.
00:25:45I don't know either.
00:25:57Every time I see the fly guy, I'm like that movie where the guy turns into a fly.
00:26:02It's him.
00:26:17I know there's one that's just called the fly, but I don't know if it's the same one.
00:26:32Nice.
00:26:39Ready for the...
00:26:41Oh, it's not.
00:26:42Oh, it is.
00:26:44Here it is.
00:26:45I don't know, right?
00:27:15Let's go time.
00:27:27Armadillos.
00:27:43Here we go.
00:27:50Nice.
00:27:51Nice.
00:27:52I knew they'd be too fast to get on the left side this time.
00:28:03No.
00:28:11Well, at least we made it halfway, so if we decide to quit, there's some dignity associated with it.
00:28:30I'm trying to get a single thing, but...
00:28:32I got them all, don't worry.
00:28:35I'm killing dudes, but they're just not dropping it.
00:28:38No, I feel that I had that a couple levels ago.
00:28:43Killing four guys in a row, nothing.
00:29:06Oh, no.
00:29:07Oh, no, he's done it.
00:29:10Can you hit the right button?
00:29:12No, that also just lacks something.
00:29:17I'm sorry.
00:29:18It's my bad.
00:29:19I saw your icon go over, and I was like, I did it.
00:29:24You're a three complete...
00:29:26You're a jackpot.
00:29:27Oh, man.
00:29:28Who knew?
00:29:30A two X?
00:29:31That ain't no jackpot.
00:29:35Oh, boy.
00:29:36Not again.
00:29:38Really blow some time.
00:29:40Wait, after seeing him win, I don't get the option to play?
00:29:43You can.
00:29:44Oh, my god, I do.
00:29:45I didn't even see it.
00:29:46Oh, shit.
00:29:48You're a really pale pink color.
00:29:50It's impossible to see.
00:29:51Sometimes I'm dark pink, and for two of them, I am very pale pink.
00:30:06Oh, my god.
00:30:18Oh, lord.
00:30:25Stop bombing through the door!
00:30:36No!
00:30:49Killing them by the dozen, but then just not dropping it.
00:31:05I got one.
00:31:36Oh, Jesus.
00:31:40Is that it?
00:31:41I don't think so.
00:31:42Are we free?
00:31:43No, I don't think so.
00:31:46Fuck.
00:31:52Two betting rounds in, like, one go.
00:32:00What's the key?
00:32:03The hell was it?
00:32:04Just head for the key?
00:32:33Oh, shit.
00:32:48Nice, 10 MC.
00:32:50Changes the song when it's time to go.
00:32:53Oh, I did notice the song change.
00:32:56Like, picked up speed.
00:33:02Oh, shit.
00:33:13Alright, here we go.
00:33:14That was fast.
00:33:23We got to beat them all now?
00:33:27Oh, lord, wow.
00:33:29Okay.
00:33:31Sure seems like what it's going to be.
00:33:37Go time.
00:33:45Nope.
00:33:46Fuck.
00:33:48Did not get the stun off.
00:33:52I'm wondering if I should shorten the time.
00:34:02Give them less time to respond.
00:34:13Nice.
00:34:22Nice.
00:34:52Sorry, I got the timer wrong, I guess.
00:35:04I was like, oh, that's a little bit fast, but no.
00:35:10There's like four trips back and forth.
00:35:14They really, really need a timer on the page.
00:35:17It's just stupid that it's not there.
00:35:22Come on.
00:35:51Oh, it's actually the thing.
00:36:11Go.
00:36:16Nice.
00:36:19Yeah, we dominated them that time.
00:36:24If you get the stuns off, it's like easy money.
00:36:27But only if you get the stuns off.
00:36:30Right, if you get the stuns off and they get like no response or one response.
00:36:35It's over.
00:36:36Otherwise, you're fucked.
00:36:39Okay, well, it wasn't all of them together, so that's better than I expected.
00:36:43To be honest.
00:36:50My trick.
00:36:56I'm dead.
00:37:08Where's your friend?
00:37:13See, this one is a nice deep like pinkish color.
00:37:17It's not faded.
00:37:18Almost blends in with the background.
00:37:28Keys all over the damn place.
00:37:48Of course.
00:38:04He hasn't seen me for a second.
00:38:34He's like killed all the fucking blocks.
00:39:04Got a bit hairy there.
00:39:29Oh my God, it's so annoying.
00:39:45It's so annoying.
00:39:47Every level like I don't have any money.
00:39:50Why would I want to do any of this anyway?
00:39:52Why would I want to do any of this anyway?
00:40:20Hi.
00:40:50Oh, did you see that other one?
00:41:12I just like legit ran right through four blocks in a row.
00:41:41Let's go time in his house.
00:41:44Oh, yeah.
00:41:59Fast as fuck.
00:42:06Let's go.
00:42:13They might be fast, but they're not fast enough.
00:42:17Which is good because I was a little bit off on the timer.
00:42:21At least it felt like it was.
00:42:22They got more kickbacks than I wanted.
00:42:28Nice.
00:42:29We're getting there.
00:42:36Kill two blocks at the same time.
00:42:48Legit is walking through.
00:42:55Nice.
00:42:56All right.
00:42:57Nice.
00:42:58Glad you were successful.
00:43:12All we got money is going to be the bet.
00:43:17You fucking know it.
00:43:24You got enough money to buy something?
00:43:26Hey, would you like to bet?
00:43:29Oh, you're broke as a joke.
00:43:30Hey, you want to buy something?
00:43:32I would like to leave immediately and not be detained.
00:43:39I got that block on such perfect timing.
00:43:41It lost its sprite and still killed him.
00:43:46Damn.
00:44:00All right.
00:44:01Hey, I'm here too.
00:44:02Oh.
00:44:53Nice.
00:45:00Yeah.
00:45:07All right.
00:45:16Time for a hot one.
00:45:46All right.
00:46:01Here we go.
00:46:05Can't tell if they're saying lucky or a key or something else entirely.
00:46:23Here we go.
00:46:32They got us.
00:46:33They got us good.
00:46:39I feel like I should have been able to get two more.
00:46:42But it wouldn't have mattered.
00:46:44We didn't even get close.
00:46:47Ugh.
00:46:56Fucking demolished them.
00:46:58Like four of them at once.
00:47:23Go time.
00:47:45No, man, I didn't.
00:47:47I don't know why.
00:47:48I thought I had the stun at the start, but it didn't go off.
00:47:51He just kicked them all right back at me.
00:47:55Yeah, I haven't been able to quite figure out where the stun point is either.
00:48:01I'm going to try doing the right side again.
00:48:03Yeah.
00:48:12We went after him.
00:48:39So you try to skip two lanes at once.
00:49:03Go.
00:49:11Nope.
00:49:13They're just too damn fast.
00:49:17Yeah, at this point, we're basically both have to get the stun.
00:49:20Yeah.
00:49:21We've both gotten the stun.
00:49:22I mean, I got it late too.
00:49:24So I guess if one of us could get it early.
00:49:29Last time you got it late.
00:49:30This time I got it late.
00:49:33Yeah, I'll be honest with you.
00:49:34I don't even.
00:49:35It's like I just hope for the best sometimes.
00:49:48Oh.
00:50:10All right, here we go.
00:50:19I got the first stun off and it didn't matter.
00:50:22So I think what we're going to need to do is wait till there's only like three seconds left and then just kind of go for it and hope for the best.
00:50:30Because he still got out of his stun and was still able to return fire.
00:50:33And he knocked them all back.
00:50:34He got like five off after that stun.
00:50:35Yeah.
00:50:36Ridiculous.
00:50:37Yeah.
00:50:43I kind of wouldn't shoot.
00:50:48But I had them all immediately.
00:50:49Damn.
00:50:50Yeah.
00:51:02Okay, here we go.
00:51:21All right.
00:51:26I'm not even close.
00:51:52All right.
00:52:22And I think we just start at the edges and go all the way down.
00:52:32I lost the time on this, by the way.
00:52:34So let's say we go.
00:52:43No, that's pretty close.
00:52:45Closer than the others.
00:52:48Yeah.
00:52:50Can you start at the very edge one?
00:52:53I'm trying to make them go all the way to the end of the thing.
00:52:56Oh, I did start at the end.
00:52:57Okay.
00:53:09Maybe better if I start in the middle.
00:53:10Because my guy was almost.
00:53:11If I like follow him in, that might be the way to do it right at the end.
00:53:37Go.
00:53:56Without a stun, it's over.
00:54:32We're both broke.
00:54:40They've taken everything we have.
00:54:41All right.
00:55:01I guess maybe just a little sooner.
00:55:11Yeah.
00:55:12If I had hit the stun, maybe he managed to roll one back on me.
00:55:16It still wouldn't have mattered.
00:55:17Just a little sooner.
00:55:18Yeah.
00:55:20Yeah, we have stun on like.
00:55:22Two click.
00:55:23One click earlier.
00:55:24I don't even know.
00:55:54It's a fake.
00:55:56No.
00:55:58All right, next.
00:56:00I did not see those keys at all.
00:56:18Go.
00:56:24Missed him.
00:56:31So close.
00:56:33If I just hit him.
00:56:35Fuck.
00:56:40I think that was the right timing.
00:56:41I just have to be one bomb over.
00:57:10Go.
00:57:16All right.
00:57:28We got him.
00:57:40That was all you.
00:57:41You stunned us both at the end.
00:57:44That's funny.
00:57:45There's a point you can kick it back before it stuns you.
00:57:51If you get in there and wail on it.
00:57:53I think.
00:57:54Oh, really?
00:57:55Did not know that.
00:57:57Okay.
00:58:12Okay.
00:58:13Okay.
00:58:17Ha!
00:58:28See you later!
00:58:47And though you die, La Resistance lives on!
00:58:57So close.
00:59:00It is 50, right?
00:59:02Oh my god, it didn't even get to do anything!
00:59:11First block you touch is the barco.
00:59:13Yeah, it is 50.
00:59:17El barco.
00:59:47Drop the gap!
00:59:53Nice.
01:00:02That wasn't you sending it.
01:00:03Oh wow.
01:00:17This fucking tomato got me, I quit.
01:00:35Oh, come on!
01:00:40I'll just do the jump in then, hell with it.
01:00:42Alright.
01:01:02Curse you, game.
01:01:04Lord, grant me patience.
01:01:05Hey, you guys want some candy?
01:01:12I got candy, you know.
01:01:14That last box, that's candy, I swear.
01:01:16I swear!
01:01:17Sneakers, some cherry bombs, a plushie, and some sneakers.
01:01:22Yep, that's definitely it.
01:01:25I mean candy, yeah, candy, yeah, right, right.
01:01:27Oh, you almost had it.
01:01:38I got drilled.
01:01:58Alright, it's go time in his house.
01:02:08There's not a drill.
01:02:13Crab battle.
01:02:16They're green.
01:02:17They're sick.
01:02:18Disgusting.
01:02:19They're super fast.
01:02:28Go time.
01:02:38So close.
01:02:40If you hadn't gotten bopped.
01:02:42Yeah, I tried to send it back, but no.
01:02:45Timing is off, I suck.
01:02:47You did the best you could.
01:02:50I, on the other hand.
01:02:57We will overcome.
01:03:12Didn't see him come out, but we got him.
01:03:20Ready?
01:03:40Go.
01:03:46No stuns.
01:03:50Yeah, I wasn't even close.
01:03:57I like set it up for him, so he showed up just as it arrived.
01:04:20Ready?
01:04:30Ready?
01:04:42Okay.
01:04:55Stomp, they're nuts.
01:04:58Or whatever crabs have.
01:05:01Cloaca.
01:05:02Egg pouch, whatever.
01:05:08Yeah, I probably said it wrong, but you know, whatever.
01:05:12Yeah, whatever.
01:05:13I'm not a crab.
01:05:13I don't have to know about the defeated.
01:05:21You almost can't even be mad this far into the game.
01:05:23Nah, nah.
01:05:25It is what it is.
01:05:26You know what it is.
01:05:28He wants to give us candy.
01:05:29It's just a dog fucking up a cat's day.
01:05:32Yep, typical.
01:05:34Typical.
01:05:35I like how he even looks over at the exit sign.
01:05:37Like, yeah, I know where you're going.
01:05:38Not again.
01:05:40Why doesn't anybody ever buy anything?
01:06:05Nice.
01:06:09I just took those flies to pound town.
01:06:31You sure you don't want anything again?
01:06:32Again?
01:06:45They do seem to give us a key for it.
01:06:48There is always a key waiting.
01:06:57Wasn't messing around.
01:06:58We're close.
01:07:02Haha, real close.
01:07:08He's falling for every single one.
01:07:21We've got a key for not betting.
01:07:23Get Samaritans.
01:07:24Get keys now.
01:07:25Okay.
01:07:32Wow, mostly you.
01:07:56All those dudes, no keys.
01:08:02Nope, we're back.
01:08:10Dog town.
01:08:32So.
01:08:57All right, I've waited a thousand years for this moment.
01:09:03Wow.
01:09:11Wow.
01:09:28All right.
01:09:33I feel like we should consider that the win.
01:09:36You just have to get to this screen.
01:09:38Fuck the damn art.
01:09:40Screw the art box.
01:09:42Exactly.
01:09:47Look at these fucking things.
01:09:48They're on it.
01:09:50They got to a whole bag of cocaine.
01:09:58Holy fucking shit.
01:10:00Yeah, I don't know what the hell.
01:10:01Yeah.
01:10:08Take that.
01:10:09We lost if that guy went to fucking speed mode.
01:10:13Yes, we did it.
01:10:16It's like the million dollar prize for getting through the game.
01:10:19Yeah, man.
01:10:23It's over.
01:10:24I've never seen this screen.
01:10:25We did it.
01:10:26Oh my God.
01:10:27Seriously.
01:10:32Hell yes.
01:10:36God, it feels so good.
01:10:38Man, these games took dedication.
01:10:40Seriously, imagine coming in here and dropping like 50 bucks to play this game.
01:10:47Right?
01:10:47It's like your fun money.
01:10:51You know, you get to spend your play money just on this one game for the next month and
01:10:56maybe you'll beat it.
01:10:59I don't know how you ever beat the aardvark, you know, roll thing as one person.
01:11:05Maybe it's easier.
01:11:06A lot of money.
01:11:08Yeah, probably just one when it's one person.
01:11:10Thanks.
01:11:11The end.
01:11:12Yeah, no problem.
01:11:13Good game.
01:11:14Enter my name.
01:11:15Yeah, I deserve this.
01:11:30Yeah, you deserve to be number one.
01:11:32Game over.
01:11:33We did it.
01:11:34Moon crew.
01:11:35See you next time.
01:11:36Oh, my stage position.
01:11:38Oh, better both make it to the goal.
01:11:42Yeah, there we go.
01:11:42Yeah, I was about to say I'm more of a top.
01:11:46All right, peace, moon crew.
01:11:49Woo.