With Black Friday, the angriest shopping day of the year approaching, Wizard Cartman deems it necessary to form alliance | dG1fN1Rnbk9YYk1BVkU
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00:00Now let me tell you, child, of a war that is about to come.
00:10Since time unremembered, there have been two.
00:13One dark and unforgiving, the other pure and filled with light.
00:19At the dawn of war, I stand alone, looking out at what will be the last battlefield,
00:25for winter is coming.
00:27And I am a princess.
00:31Once a common lady of the dark army but denied my right to be called princess by birth, I
00:37betrayed my kind.
00:38And now I have chosen my side, that which I believe is best for all, for it has a dual
00:44shock controller with a speaker and a touchpad interface.
00:49Our land is split in two, brother against brother, friend versus friend.
00:54My parents will fight on Black Friday as well, for what I do not know.
01:00What the hell is he wearing now?
01:02My followers, though few in number, shall help see me through until I am finally accepted
01:07as a princess by all.
01:09I cannot rest, for I know that even now the enemy is training for battle, also preparing
01:17for winter.
01:24And I am a princess.
01:25Once a common lady of the dark army but denied my right to be called princess by birth,
01:30I betrayed my kind.
01:32And I am a princess.
01:34Once a common lady of the dark army but denied my right to be called princess by birth,
01:39I betrayed my kind.
01:41And I am a princess.
01:43Once a common lady of the dark army but denied my right to be called princess by birth,
01:48I betrayed my kind.