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00:00:30The following film is a work of fiction.
00:00:46It is loosely based on historical events and is in no way meant to be historically accurate.
00:00:53Except for the talking turkeys, that part is totally real.
00:00:58Holidays, the whole world loves them.
00:01:06That's why there's so many.
00:01:08Christmas, Easter, Hanukkah, the one thing they all have in common, food, like Thanksgiving.
00:01:21That's what it's all about, a time to sit down over the holiday meal.
00:01:27It's everyone's favorite part, unless, of course, you are the meal.
00:01:38My name's Reggie, by the way.
00:01:40I'm the turkey screaming for his life.
00:01:44Thanksgiving is a turkey's worst nightmare, and trust me, I've tried to warn them.
00:01:50You don't get it.
00:01:51They're fattening us up so they can eat us.
00:01:55It's such a beautiful day.
00:01:56It's the best day ever.
00:01:57Probably the best day of my life.
00:01:58Hey, corn!
00:01:59Corn!
00:02:00And every year, they don't listen.
00:02:05I'm not going to dress it up.
00:02:07Turkeys are dumb.
00:02:08Corn.
00:02:09Corn.
00:02:10Really dumb.
00:02:11Hey guys, check it out.
00:02:18Turkeys are so dumb, they think the farmer is their friend.
00:02:21Oh, he's the best.
00:02:22He's so nice.
00:02:23I love the farmer.
00:02:24Hey!
00:02:25Percy's going to turkey paradise.
00:02:26Turkey paradise.
00:02:27Yo, Percy, you lucky son of a gun.
00:02:39See what I mean?
00:02:40But the truth is, I've always been a little bit different.
00:02:43From the very beginning, I never felt like I fit in.
00:02:48Our world is made of corn.
00:02:51Leafy corn.
00:02:53Corn corn.
00:02:55Fire corn.
00:02:57That's an awesome theory, but I think they actually call that the sun.
00:03:01Ouch.
00:03:02Ouch.
00:03:03But I kept trying.
00:03:06Hey, Aspen.
00:03:08Your wings must be tired because it looks like you flew straight out of heaven.
00:03:14Seriously?
00:03:15You want to fly, Bobby?
00:03:20I guess it's just you and me.
00:03:21Beat it, weirdo.
00:03:22Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:03:29And trying.
00:03:31When you're in a flock, you know you belong to something bigger.
00:03:35That you're not alone.
00:03:37Reggie, it's chilly.
00:03:39Reggie, you're cold.
00:03:40Get out of here, Reggie.
00:03:44At least that's what I hear.
00:03:51Listen up.
00:03:52Reggie's been right all along.
00:03:54They are fattening us up so they can eat us.
00:03:56They're right outside.
00:03:58Finally, after all these years.
00:04:01That's what I've been waiting to hear.
00:04:03Reggie was right.
00:04:04Now, I don't want to go toot my own horn, but toot toot.
00:04:07Okay, now, here's the plan.
00:04:09When they open the doors, we run for the hills.
00:04:12Go, Dean!
00:04:15Give him Reggie!
00:04:17What?
00:04:18Yeah, give him Reggie.
00:04:19He's the anticorn.
00:04:21Whoa, whoa, you got it all wrong.
00:04:25We gotta stick together on this.
00:04:32See you later, Reggie.
00:04:34So after all that, I was about to become Thanksgiving dinner.
00:04:39Please, I beg you.
00:04:41Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.
00:04:44Thank you all for being here today.
00:04:46Or was I?
00:04:47I came to this humble family farm for one of my favorite presidential traditions.
00:04:51The pardoning of the Thanksgiving turkey.
00:04:54Only one special bird will be spared from this terrible, yet delicious fate.
00:04:58Daddy, daddy, it's this one.
00:05:00This is the one I want right here.
00:05:02Sweetheart, I think we're going to go with the bigger turkey, okay?
00:05:06Please, please, please, please, please.
00:05:08Sweetheart, I love you.
00:05:09Please!
00:05:10That turkey's not big enough.
00:05:12Now, now don't do that.
00:05:14No, no, no, no, no.
00:05:21This is your pardoned turkey.
00:05:23Happy Thanksgiving, little fella.
00:05:27Come on, Birdie, let's go.
00:05:28We're going to the helicopter.
00:05:30And right over there is a fence, and that's a seagull, and there's a cow, and a chicken,
00:05:35and that's Paul.
00:05:36He's getting a divorce.
00:05:37Yay!
00:05:38And that's a bald guy.
00:05:39And that's the girl who likes my daddy.
00:05:42But don't tell anyone.
00:05:54Birdie.
00:05:57Don't worry.
00:05:58You're safe.
00:06:02You're the pardoned turkey.
00:06:05I'm tired now.
00:06:15I'm the pardoned turkey.
00:06:18I'm the pardoned turkey.
00:06:20I'm going to live.
00:06:21I'm going to live.
00:06:22I'm the pardoned turkey.
00:06:24This is blowing my mind.
00:06:28Turns out my life wasn't over, and a whole new life was just beginning.
00:06:36Turkey.
00:06:40This is your new home, turkey.
00:06:43Mr. President, you have returned to Camp David.
00:06:46That's General Sagan.
00:06:47He's got issues.
00:06:50That's Marsha.
00:06:51She eats her feelings.
00:06:53We're going to have so much fun.
00:06:55I promise I will never, ever leave you.
00:06:59Oh, wait, TV.
00:07:02I'm tired now.
00:07:19Previously on Mundo Del Amor.
00:07:22What is this?
00:07:23One-eyed orphan, Alejandro, is thrown out of the orphanage for being different.
00:07:30I threw him out, too.
00:07:33I know exactly how that feels.
00:07:35Rejected by all, Alejandro lives alone in the streets of Tijuana until one day he becomes a man.
00:07:42Oh, man.
00:07:43Whoa.
00:07:45Are you having a hunger emergency?
00:07:47I am.
00:07:48Do you need to eat right now?
00:07:49I do.
00:07:50Well, we can save the day with pizza.
00:07:53Yes, that looks way better than corn.
00:07:56Call 1-800-PIZZA and pizza delivered right now.
00:08:09Alejandro starts his new company, El Solo Lobo, and makes a million pesos.
00:08:15He buys a jet, he buys a tiger, and becomes Tijuana's greatest lover.
00:08:22No.
00:08:23Yo soy El Solo Lobo.
00:08:26El Solo Lobo.
00:08:28I always thought being part of a flock was what I wanted.
00:08:31But maybe I was wrong.
00:08:33Yeah.
00:08:53Oh, hey.
00:08:57A warm bed, TV, and all the pizza I could eat.
00:09:02I finally had it all.
00:09:04Everything was perfect.
00:09:19Will Alejandro ever find true love, or is he destined to be alone forever?
00:09:24That was like a pretty good destiny to me, Alejandro.
00:09:27Find out on the next Mundo del Amor.
00:09:31This is your destiny.
00:09:33What?
00:09:45Whatever you do, do not make a sound.
00:09:48I'm Jake, from the TFF.
00:09:51That's Turkey Freedom Front.
00:09:53You've just been recruited for a top-secret mission.
00:09:57Ah!
00:09:58Help!
00:09:59I've been kidnapped by wild turkey!
00:10:01Security!
00:10:02Set tasers to kill!
00:10:05What was that?
00:10:07Love your enthusiasm, comrade.
00:10:10But you're running in the wrong direction.
00:10:12Besides, we're already behind schedule.
00:10:14We're behind schedule?
00:10:16We are?
00:10:17Why didn't you say so?
00:10:18Let's move!
00:10:19Look, I think you have me confused with somebody else.
00:10:22I'm not crazy.
00:10:23I'm not crazy.
00:10:24I'm not crazy.
00:10:25You're crazy.
00:10:26No, I'm not.
00:10:27I'm not crazy.
00:10:28I'm not crazy.
00:10:29I'm not crazy.
00:10:30No, you're not.
00:10:31You're not.
00:10:32I'm not crazy.
00:10:33No, you're not.
00:10:34I'm not crazy.
00:10:35I'm not crazy.
00:10:36I'm not part of any mission.
00:10:38Ah.
00:10:41Horizon seems clear.
00:10:43Hold on.
00:10:44Hey, wait!
00:10:45It's me!
00:10:46The barn turkey!
00:10:47Help me!
00:10:48A strange rogue turkey.
00:10:49Stay back.
00:10:50I'll take him out.
00:10:51Ah!
00:10:52Please don't hurt me.
00:10:53I don't know who you are,
00:10:54but you're seriously jeopardizing this operation.
00:10:56Are you insane?
00:10:57It's me.
00:10:58Is it?
00:11:00Is it really?
00:11:01Would you get off me?
00:11:04Ah!
00:11:06You know what?
00:11:07I'm sick of you throwing me around.
00:11:10You see this line?
00:11:11Do not come into my personal space.
00:11:15Did you not see the line?
00:11:16Because I was pretty clear that it's right...
00:11:18Snap out of it, Reggie.
00:11:20Wait.
00:11:21How did you know my name?
00:11:22Because he told me everything about you.
00:11:26He?
00:11:27Who is he?
00:11:28The great turkey.
00:11:30He appeared in the sky on a bright ball of light
00:11:33with a voice that came from everywhere.
00:11:37He gave me my mission,
00:11:39told me I needed to find you,
00:11:41and then he gave me this.
00:11:47A doorknob.
00:11:49The sacred time knob.
00:11:53This guy is a lunatic.
00:11:55That secret military base should be right up ahead.
00:12:00The facility should be in here.
00:12:02Just need to figure out how to get past this impenetrable gate.
00:12:09So, this is what it looks like on the inside.
00:12:13Okay, what's inside this secret base anyway?
00:12:18A time machine.
00:12:22A time machine?
00:12:23A time machine.
00:12:25A time machine.
00:12:27A time...
00:12:28What?
00:12:29Who told you that?
00:12:30You did just now.
00:12:32Of course I did.
00:12:33I was testing you.
00:12:34Uh...
00:12:35That's our mission.
00:12:36Not to save ten turkeys or even a hundred,
00:12:39but all of them.
00:12:40We're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving
00:12:44to get turkeys off the menu.
00:12:49That's right.
00:12:50We're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving
00:12:53to get turkeys off the menu.
00:12:59Who are you talking to?
00:13:00This guy right here.
00:13:03He totally gets it.
00:13:04Look, look.
00:13:05See how he's nodding?
00:13:07Hello, soldier.
00:13:09Welcome to the Turkey Freedom Front.
00:13:11I'm just going to let you two get acquainted.
00:13:22Scanning area.
00:13:23What are you doing?
00:13:26Not binoculars.
00:13:28Wait.
00:13:29There's our target.
00:13:30Let's go.
00:13:38Entering time module.
00:13:41Stand back.
00:13:42Initiating launch sequence.
00:13:45Tingling sensation in lower body.
00:13:48Blood pressure rising rapidly.
00:13:51Penetrating spacetime continuum.
00:13:54I can feel time warping.
00:14:03We can warp to another time and maintain their lawns.
00:14:07This doesn't make sense.
00:14:09Oh, look.
00:14:10Potting soil from the year 3000.
00:14:16Oh, Jake, look.
00:14:17What is it?
00:14:18Future paint.
00:14:20Secret base coat.
00:14:22But he said it would be here.
00:14:26What the heck are you talking about?
00:14:28I don't know who your friend is,
00:14:30but you guys should start the idiot Freedom Front
00:14:33and free yourselves from stupidity.
00:14:35There's no secret base,
00:14:36and there's definitely no time machine.
00:14:45Ah!
00:14:49Ah!
00:14:52Ha!
00:14:53Yeah.
00:15:03Ah-ha.
00:15:08Let's go.
00:15:13Just because I'm following you
00:15:14does not mean I am following you.
00:15:21Follow me.
00:15:22Did you not hear what I said?
00:15:24I'm not following you.
00:15:26There's just no other way.
00:15:27Ah!
00:15:28No!
00:15:31Decontamination complete.
00:15:34What is that?
00:15:35Ow!
00:15:36It's a map, you idiot.
00:15:37A map.
00:15:38Will it lead us to the time machine?
00:15:39They aren't going to just write time machine on the...
00:15:42Oh, man.
00:15:44Where is it?
00:15:45It's, uh...
00:15:47Oh, we follow the blue line.
00:15:50The blue line, of course.
00:15:52Of course.
00:15:53We'll both follow the blue line
00:15:54and get to the time machine
00:15:55and stop Thanksgiving.
00:16:00Welcome to the team.
00:16:02Like two pieces of twine woven together,
00:16:05we are a strong and beautiful braid.
00:16:11Ah-ha!
00:16:12Ah-ha!
00:16:13Ah-ha!
00:16:14Yeah, if we're going to do this,
00:16:15you're going to have to stop being weird.
00:16:26Ten-hut!
00:16:30You don't have to touch me when you talk to me, okay?
00:16:32Don't touch me, in fact.
00:16:38Whoa.
00:16:40Enemy approaching.
00:16:41What are you doing?
00:16:45They almost got us.
00:16:46Us?
00:16:47They almost got you.
00:16:49We are not an us.
00:16:51I'm a flock of one.
00:16:53I'm a lone wolf, ese.
00:16:55El solo lobo.
00:17:01Witness the awesome power of the pardoned turkey.
00:17:04Get back!
00:17:06Hey, guys!
00:17:07Reggie here.
00:17:08I don't even recognize you.
00:17:09You guys must be new.
00:17:10You guys are never going to believe what I've been through.
00:17:16Should we report this?
00:17:17Too much paperwork.
00:17:18Let's roast them.
00:17:20Copy that.
00:17:23Ah!
00:17:36Chrono-01, are you ready to be the first human being to travel through time?
00:17:41Yes, sir!
00:17:42He'd better be.
00:17:43Chances of survival are almost zero.
00:17:46Wait, you never said anything.
00:17:49That's on a need-to-know basis, sir.
00:17:54Why are they trying to kill me?
00:17:57I just want to go back to being a pardoned turkey.
00:18:00I had snippets.
00:18:02Snippets.
00:18:03What are you doing?
00:18:04I've got this completely under control.
00:18:06Are you crazy?
00:18:07You've had nothing under control.
00:18:10It's an old TFF trick.
00:18:14Sound Diversion.
00:18:33Are you kidding me?
00:18:37Ah!
00:18:42Control, we have a contaminant in chamber 47.
00:18:45Copy that.
00:18:46What type, agent?
00:18:47Turkey, sir.
00:18:48That is very weird, agent.
00:18:50Copy that.
00:18:51How do we address it, sir?
00:18:52With cranberry sauce.
00:18:59Funny, right?
00:19:02But seriously, we should deal with the contaminant.
00:19:04Copy that.
00:19:05All units report to Level H.
00:19:08Exterminate with extreme prejudice.
00:19:12Go, go, go!
00:19:15Mr. President, once the countdown starts, we will not be able to stop it.
00:19:19Understood, General.
00:19:22T-minus three minutes and counting.
00:19:29There they are.
00:19:35Ah!
00:20:02There's no way I'm going near that thing.
00:20:04Reggie, this is our destiny.
00:20:08My destiny has pizza and TV on demand.
00:20:13Ah!
00:20:17Contamination detected.
00:20:19Freeze that image, soldier.
00:20:22What's the problem?
00:20:24Turkey, sir.
00:20:25Crew to that one.
00:20:26Get out of there.
00:20:27Thank you, thank you.
00:20:35Help me!
00:20:36Help me!
00:20:37Please help me!
00:20:40Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:20:43Ah!
00:20:44New crononaut detected.
00:20:45Engaging posterior restraint system.
00:20:48Setting supple.
00:20:51No, no, no, no!
00:20:54Help me!
00:21:05I am not going up there.
00:21:07I'm not going up there.
00:21:08I'm definitely...
00:21:09Sorry, bro.
00:21:10Two weeks from retirement.
00:21:12Good luck.
00:21:16Ow, my foot!
00:21:21Ah!
00:21:30Whoa, hey.
00:21:31Ah!
00:21:41What's going on?
00:21:42Help!
00:21:43Ah!
00:21:51Help me!
00:21:52Please take my hand!
00:21:53Get me out!
00:21:54Ah!
00:21:58Ah!
00:22:03Ah!
00:22:13Ah!
00:22:20Help me!
00:22:21Ah!
00:22:25What have we done?
00:22:31Please help me.
00:22:37Ah!
00:22:47Greetings.
00:22:48I am S-T-E-V-E, Steve.
00:22:51Your space time exploration vehicle envoy.
00:22:55Hello, Steve.
00:22:56I am J-A-K, Jake.
00:22:58Hey, Jake.
00:22:59And this is R-E-G, Reggie.
00:23:01Where are we?
00:23:02Nowhere and everywhere.
00:23:04The space between time,
00:23:06where the past, present, and future intersect.
00:23:09Obviously.
00:23:10Now, take us to the first Thanksgiving.
00:23:14Destination set.
00:23:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:23:17Activating crononaut safety bubble
00:23:19to shield from possible side effects.
00:23:21Side effects?
00:23:22Side effects?
00:23:23What side effects?
00:23:31Side effects may include accelerated aging.
00:23:34I'm cold.
00:23:35Rapid evolutionary regressions.
00:23:37Erratic physical mutation into an adorable baby dragon.
00:23:42An octopus.
00:23:43A king crab.
00:23:44A pony.
00:23:45The Sasquatch.
00:23:48I hope you've enjoyed your time travel experience.
00:23:53Please hold on for re-entry.
00:24:07Welcome to Plymouth Colony 1621,
00:24:10three days before the first Thanksgiving.
00:24:19We did it!
00:24:21We went back in time!
00:24:23Reggie, come out here.
00:24:25You're going to love this.
00:24:26Sure, why not?
00:24:32It even smells old.
00:24:34May I recommend some light stretch?
00:24:37Great idea, Steve.
00:24:38Pecs, glutes, pecs, glutes, pecs, glutes, pecs, glutes, pecs, glutes.
00:24:43Pecs, pecs, glutes, glutes.
00:24:49Let's go, Reggie.
00:24:50Activating security cloaking mechanism during solar recharge.
00:24:54Wait, no!
00:24:55Steve!
00:25:00Steve!
00:25:01Steve!
00:25:02Steve?
00:25:04Steve's not here, man.
00:25:07I'm laughing, but that's not funny, Steve.
00:25:09This conversation is taxing my power reserves.
00:25:12Shutting down.
00:25:14What? No, no, no, no, no!
00:25:16Reggie, south is this way.
00:25:18Sunrise is in the north.
00:25:21Wait, I can't stay out here back in the food chain?
00:25:25Finally, some me time.
00:25:28I've reconned the area.
00:25:29We are all alone.
00:25:31This is a bad idea.
00:25:32This is a real wild forest.
00:25:34A forest full of crazy, bloodthirsty monsters.
00:25:36If anything happens to me, it's on your head.
00:25:39Trust me, we're perfectly safe.
00:25:47Help!
00:26:06Jake, Jake!
00:26:07Oh, no, no!
00:26:10No, no, just...
00:26:12Another one!
00:26:13Please, please, I beg you.
00:26:15Please don't eat me.
00:26:16End of the line for you.
00:26:18I'm dead, I'm dead!
00:26:21Oh!
00:26:35Hi.
00:26:36Hello.
00:26:37Is this turkey paradise?
00:26:40Anything?
00:26:41Nothing here.
00:26:43Oh, we lost them again, Captain Standish.
00:26:45I can see that.
00:26:47Now keep looking.
00:26:48Yes, sir.
00:26:49They're here.
00:26:51Oh, I can feel it.
00:26:56Hello, turkeys of ye olde time.
00:26:59We've come from the future in a time machine named Steve to save you.
00:27:04Quiet!
00:27:05We were leading the hunters away from our nest until you came along, shrieking like terrified hens.
00:27:09Who are you?
00:27:10Yeah, you tell him, Ranger.
00:27:12Right, Furley?
00:27:13Ha, ha, ha!
00:27:14Woo!
00:27:17Don't leave me hanging, Ranger.
00:27:19Furley's right there.
00:27:20He looks up to me.
00:27:25The hunters are returning.
00:27:26We need to move.
00:27:27I have the lead.
00:27:28Everyone, follow me.
00:27:31He has the lead.
00:27:43Stay in formation.
00:27:45In formation.
00:27:46Stay.
00:27:51This is really dangerous.
00:27:56Hold on.
00:27:57Oh, boy.
00:27:58Wow, this is a fast pace today.
00:27:59I love it, though.
00:28:00I'll help with the others.
00:28:01Wait.
00:28:03Just stay.
00:28:04That's the only thing holding me back.
00:28:05How you doing?
00:28:11Come on.
00:28:20Whoa!
00:28:21My name's Reggie, by the way.
00:28:22I'm a Pisces.
00:28:23I'm Jenny.
00:28:25I'm running for my life.
00:28:31Round him up, boys.
00:28:35Everyone, this way.
00:28:36This way.
00:28:37Everyone.
00:28:48Oh, my.
00:28:51Furley!
00:28:52No!
00:28:57Out of the way!
00:28:58Come on, come on, come on!
00:29:01Come here, you!
00:29:07Whoa!
00:29:08Shh.
00:29:16Okay, he's leaving.
00:29:23Great.
00:29:24So, what's a Pisces?
00:29:26Oh, wow.
00:29:28Is everything okay?
00:29:30I don't know. Is it?
00:29:32Oh, I fell out of the nest when I was a baby.
00:29:34Oh, so that's why your eyes...
00:29:36What's wrong with my eye?
00:29:38I...
00:29:40I'm just kidding.
00:29:41Whenever I get nervous, it goes...
00:29:44Oh.
00:29:49There. Now there's just one of you.
00:29:52Ranger, what should we do now?
00:29:54We should return home and report what happened.
00:29:56No! We should attack the fort and free your captured comrades.
00:30:01Burly and Amos are my friends, but we cannot risk the safety of the flock.
00:30:05Then I'll go myself, if you lack the courage.
00:30:09Courage?
00:30:12I'll show you courage.
00:30:15Ooh!
00:30:17Yeah!
00:30:40Harsh.
00:30:44Enough with your impressive and very gross display.
00:30:48Let's just get back home.
00:30:50Oh!
00:30:52Wow.
00:30:53It's all about confidence.
00:30:55Ow!
00:30:59Ratbut, come out here!
00:31:03Get out here!
00:31:05Please, gentlemen, please settle down, all right?
00:31:09You guys act like you're starving.
00:31:11We are starving!
00:31:13Food in storage!
00:31:16We have talked about this.
00:31:19That food is for the coming feast with the Wampanoag Indians.
00:31:23But we're hungry now.
00:31:24We're all hungry.
00:31:26You don't look hungry!
00:31:28I've got a hyperthyroid issue.
00:31:31Now, as you know, we have not stored enough food to see us through the winter.
00:31:36See that hill?
00:31:38That's last winter.
00:31:39That will be all of us.
00:31:40We do not become friends with the Indians.
00:31:43We need their help.
00:31:44Without it, we will not survive.
00:31:46Right?
00:31:47Oh!
00:31:51Oh!
00:31:53Three days, that's it.
00:31:55I promise you can all hold out.
00:31:57Yes, Governor Bradford is right.
00:32:00We can all hold out.
00:32:05Except for Clancy.
00:32:07But he was sick on the boat, so that's not on me.
00:32:11Give us them keys!
00:32:12Mommy!
00:32:13Standish has returned!
00:32:20Standish!
00:32:23Miles, you've returned!
00:32:24Hi!
00:32:27Did I tell you I was going to provide food for you?
00:32:29Yes, I did, didn't I?
00:32:32You call that a bounty?
00:32:40Standish!
00:32:41The people want my head.
00:32:42And if we do not have the feast, I'm afraid, they will take it.
00:32:45We need food!
00:32:46Anything at this point!
00:32:47I said I would get you turkeys.
00:32:51And that's what you are going to get.
00:32:55Even more than you can eat.
00:32:58Right, well, good chat.
00:33:00Talk tomorrow.
00:33:02What a personality.
00:33:11So, Alpha Turkey up there, or...
00:33:16What's the story? You two rubbing waddles, or...
00:33:19Ew, no, Ranger is my brother.
00:33:21Get inside!
00:33:23Inside, get!
00:33:24And, you know, even if he wasn't, I'm looking for more mind and less muscle.
00:33:29Really? Are you serious? Because I have, like, almost no muscle.
00:33:32Literally, I'm, like, nothing.
00:33:35Maybe you should get that looked at.
00:33:41Hmm.
00:33:42Hmm!
00:33:47After you.
00:33:49It's a tiny drop, I promise.
00:34:00Blues.
00:34:06So this is everyone.
00:34:08Everyone.
00:34:09An army in need of a commander.
00:34:12Wow, I've never seen so many turkeys in one place, actually doing things.
00:34:17I'm just shocked.
00:34:18So, in the future, turkeys just sit around all day, eating and staring at the wall?
00:34:24Yes. I mean, no, no, that would be... I mean, some do, no one I know.
00:34:30If we weren't doing things, we'd become dumb, don't you think?
00:34:35Hmm.
00:34:36Hello, wild, undomesticated, simple turkeys from the distant past.
00:34:40I have brought you a gift, and the gift is me.
00:34:44I am Jake.
00:34:45I have traveled in a time machine named Steve in order to stop Thanksgiving and get turkeys off the menu.
00:34:54What's Thanksgiving?
00:34:56Yeah, that's right, it hasn't happened yet. It's a feast of sorts.
00:35:00What's a menu?
00:35:01A menu, it's like a list of food items in a restaurant.
00:35:06What's a restaurant?
00:35:07That's not important.
00:35:08What's important is that you stop asking me questions and agree to follow me blindly.
00:35:16No.
00:35:19We will not fight.
00:35:23I am Broadbeak, leader of the flock.
00:35:28And this is Leatherbeak, High Elder and my most trusted advisor.
00:35:46You... have traveled a great distance.
00:35:54You...
00:35:58and your lovely wife.
00:36:00She's beautiful, so soft and feminine.
00:36:06Father, this is Jake and Reggie. They're from the future, apparently.
00:36:12Father?
00:36:14Please, walk with me.
00:36:21Jake, you speak with deep conviction.
00:36:24Well, I can speak even...
00:36:26Deeper, if you like.
00:36:29We did not always live underground. We lived above, in the trees.
00:36:34But then the settlers came, and we were forced into hiding.
00:36:38But we were safe, and over time, we turned what we thought our prison into our home.
00:36:47I understand, sir.
00:36:49What?
00:36:50The Great Turkey told me what I must do.
00:36:57I know, the Great Turkey. Terrible name for an imaginary friend, right?
00:37:01It is my destiny.
00:37:04Well, Jake, let me show you our destiny.
00:37:12Careful.
00:37:14Careful.
00:37:15This is our future.
00:37:20Our destiny lies with them.
00:37:27You are welcome to stay as long as you like, but as long as you are here, you will respect our ways.
00:37:34We do not fight. We defend. We protect. And we survive.
00:37:40Yes, sir.
00:37:42Yes, sir.
00:37:46Oh, Reggie, look. Here. Just hold it like this.
00:37:50Whoa, whoa. I'm not really the baby-holding type.
00:37:54It's easy. Even a super-advanced future turkey can do it.
00:38:07Oh, she wants you to throw up some worms into her mouth.
00:38:11What girl wouldn't?
00:38:13Hmm, that's sweet. And disgusting.
00:38:21I think she likes me.
00:38:22Yeah, maybe she does.
00:38:25Oh, almost fell. Hey, you ticklish? You ticklish?
00:38:30You ticklish?
00:38:40Well, good night, Reggie from the future.
00:38:44Good night, Jenny from my dreams.
00:38:54What? What, you want some worms?
00:38:56I'm not going to do it. It's disgusting.
00:38:59Mama?
00:39:02Oh, my stomach's aching. Mine too.
00:39:05This is it, my friend. The end. El final. Unless we figure a way out.
00:39:15You got something?
00:39:17Yes, Furley. I knew your big, freaky cabeza was good for something.
00:39:24Furley, that's a flying pony.
00:39:26Two birds and a handful of grain. This feast will be more of a fast than the race we're going.
00:39:31Makes you wonder if Captain Standish is losing his edge.
00:39:36You were wondering what?
00:39:38Um, nothing, apparently.
00:39:41The problem with you boys is, you're thinking about where them turkeys are.
00:39:48And not where they ain't.
00:39:51This is where we got them last two.
00:39:54They're leading us away from something. Something they're protecting.
00:40:00You're saying they're doing it on purpose, like they're smart.
00:40:05I've hunted everything that's walked, crawled, or flown.
00:40:09And I always get me quarry.
00:40:11But these turkeys, they're up to something.
00:40:13So tomorrow, we start off in this direction.
00:40:17And we don't stop looking till we get every bleeding last one of them.
00:40:25That was me good map.
00:40:30Good morning, everyone. Here are today's assignments.
00:40:36Fanny.
00:40:37Danny.
00:40:38Danny, take your team and lead the hunters east.
00:40:40West.
00:40:41Lead them west.
00:40:42Lead them west.
00:40:43You got it, brother.
00:40:45Clancy.
00:40:46Nancy.
00:40:47Nancy, you do the same thing in the north.
00:40:49South.
00:40:50In the south, yes.
00:40:53Dusty.
00:40:54Justy. He's your son.
00:40:56Correct. Justy, you go find another one of your magical pinecones.
00:40:59Chiss, chiss, chiss.
00:41:01Meow, meow, meow.
00:41:03You had to marry a chicken.
00:41:07Jenny, you will spring the hunters' traps.
00:41:09Take Reggie.
00:41:10Yes!
00:41:12I said that out loud.
00:41:14Ranger, scout the fort. See what they are planning.
00:41:17Bring Jake with you.
00:41:21Go. Be swift. And be safe.
00:41:27Here are the assignments for the day.
00:41:34Just try to keep up. And try not to get us killed.
00:41:38You're the one who's going to have to try to keep up.
00:41:40With me!
00:41:45His method is unconventional, but very effective.
00:42:00I beat you to the bottom of the hill.
00:42:03Shut up.
00:42:07What are you looking at?
00:42:15Check the traps.
00:42:18We're always one step ahead of him.
00:42:20Well, that's reassuring.
00:42:21Which is one step away from...
00:42:24Well, that's less reassuring.
00:42:26But we follow Father's rules. He keeps the flock safe.
00:42:30I love rules. I actually have a rule about following rules.
00:42:33Me too.
00:42:34No way. Kiss me.
00:42:36What did you just say?
00:42:37I said, rules rule.
00:42:40No, you didn't. But that's okay.
00:42:42The traps are all set, sir.
00:42:47You ready to spring some traps?
00:42:50I was born ready.
00:42:53Ready.
00:42:55Okay.
00:43:00Reggie?
00:43:06Ow!
00:43:19That was incredible!
00:43:20I think I might need to lie down.
00:43:22So, tell me about the future.
00:43:24Tell me every little detail, but make it very fast.
00:43:27Really? You want to know about the future?
00:43:33Stealth mode.
00:43:34I'm stealthier.
00:43:35No, you're not.
00:43:39Popeye time.
00:43:45Psst.
00:44:05Ah.
00:44:13Good.
00:44:35Hmm.
00:44:55Thank you, woodland creature.
00:44:57Never taking a lesson.
00:44:59I always thought in the future there would be harmony between all living things,
00:45:03but hey, pizza and TV sound great.
00:45:06The best show is Mundo Del Amor.
00:45:08That's Spanish for world of love.
00:45:20Reggie?
00:45:22Yes, Jenny?
00:45:25Yes, Jenny?
00:45:27Dogs.
00:45:28Dogs. Yeah, I feel it too.
00:45:30Yeah, let's just be dogs.
00:45:32I'll be a boxer and you just be a Shiba Inu.
00:45:36Dogs!
00:45:38Dogs?
00:45:39Something's wrong. They shouldn't be this far north.
00:45:47Wait, I know where we are. Come on!
00:45:49Reggie, we can't go this way. We'll lead them right to the flock.
00:45:52Steve!
00:45:54Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is that?
00:46:06Oh, Reggie.
00:46:10Don't scream. Die with dignity.
00:46:12It's okay.
00:46:17What have we here?
00:46:25Go, Steve, go!
00:46:33It's magic.
00:46:38I'm gonna throw up.
00:46:40And not in the good way.
00:46:45I believe that we are at a safe distance.
00:46:47Where are we?
00:46:49What is that?
00:46:50That's Earth.
00:46:51Earth?
00:46:55That's where we live. Come on, trust me.
00:47:10Whoa.
00:47:13It's beautiful.
00:47:15It really is.
00:47:17I always imagined there was more out there.
00:47:19I always imagined there was more out there.
00:47:21But never this much more.
00:47:30You really are from the future.
00:47:32You didn't believe me?
00:47:33Of course not. I thought you were insane and possibly dangerous.
00:47:39And cute.
00:47:41So was it scary? You know, traveling through time?
00:47:43Nah. Takes a lot to rattle a jerky like me.
00:47:46Wish you could have seen it.
00:47:48Oh, she can.
00:47:50Playback of time travel commencing.
00:47:52Steve must be experiencing some kind of glitch.
00:47:55This is where Reggie cries for his mommy.
00:47:57Oh, that's sweet.
00:47:58Weird. Not sure why that turkey looks so much like me.
00:48:00Here it is in slow-mo.
00:48:02All right, I think we're safe now. We should really get going.
00:48:05As you wish.
00:48:19Whoa.
00:48:28Huh. Wow. I didn't know that a guy could scream that high-pitched.
00:48:31Isn't that weird?
00:48:32He is so funny.
00:48:33Bye, Steve. You're the best time machine I've ever met.
00:48:35Goodbye, Jenny.
00:48:37Oh, Reggie. I'm fully charged and ready to take you home.
00:48:42Are you serious? We can go?
00:48:44Come on, Reggie. Let's go.
00:48:47Uh, yeah. You know, we don't want to go flying off half-cocked, right?
00:48:52Keep me posted. As you were.
00:49:03Get down. You get down.
00:49:09Hmm.
00:49:10Huh.
00:49:11Centerpieces.
00:49:13Thanksgiving is happening tomorrow.
00:49:15The hunters are returning.
00:49:17If only we could see what's inside that building.
00:49:22That's the weapons shed where they keep all their boomsticks.
00:49:24And the boompowder.
00:49:27Without their weapons, they are weak and afraid.
00:49:33Ah-ha.
00:49:36We must report this feast to Father right away.
00:49:39Huh?
00:49:40Jake?
00:49:42Jake!
00:49:43Jake!
00:49:45Oh, that was incredible. I can't stop thinking about it.
00:49:48Yeah. Like, I can't stop thinking hypothetically.
00:49:52Wait, do you know what that word means?
00:49:54No, but I can imagine a scenario in which I might.
00:49:56It's all right. I'll tell you.
00:49:59Huh? See what I did?
00:50:00Very clever.
00:50:01Okay. So, hypothetically...
00:50:04Well, what if some fella...
00:50:06Just some fella?
00:50:09Well, a reasonably attractive, quick-witted fella.
00:50:12What if he was to offer to take you to the future?
00:50:18I would love to see it.
00:50:23But my place is here with my father and Ranger.
00:50:28I could never leave the flock.
00:50:30Especially not with the hunters after us.
00:50:33What if the hunters weren't a threat?
00:50:35What if everybody was safe and happy like before?
00:50:38Well, that would be wonderful.
00:50:41That would be a dream come true.
00:50:44Reggie?
00:50:47Reggie?
00:50:48Ow! What are you doing?
00:50:54Tomorrow's Thanksgiving. We must attack the fort tonight.
00:51:01We shouldn't attack anything.
00:51:03He told me we must do it together.
00:51:05Give me a break. He...
00:51:07The Great Turkey?
00:51:09He's a voice inside your head.
00:51:11How dare you?
00:51:13There is nothing inside my head.
00:51:17The Great Turkey is real.
00:51:19I saw him with my own two eyes.
00:51:23The more you say that name, the dumber it sounds.
00:51:25I mean...
00:51:26The Great Turkey is the greatest turkey that I know.
00:51:30And you will never be as great as the Great Turkey.
00:51:34The Great Turkey is the greatest turkey.
00:51:38Okay.
00:51:42I'm sorry, Reggie.
00:51:45I didn't grow up on a nice free-range farm.
00:51:50I grew up in a cold, clinical factory.
00:51:59From the time we were born, we were fattened up on formula.
00:52:05Except for me.
00:52:07My mother kept me hidden from the humans.
00:52:10Is it time?
00:52:12Yes, sweetie.
00:52:13Now, these eggs are our future, Jake.
00:52:15Take them and run, and don't stop until you find a safe place to start a new flock.
00:52:21Mama, I'm scared.
00:52:24I know you are, dear.
00:52:26But I need you to be brave now.
00:52:31We're so proud of you.
00:52:33Here you go. Careful now.
00:52:35We believe in you!
00:52:37Jake! Jake! Jake! Jake!
00:52:49Stop!
00:52:56Jake! Jake! Jake!
00:53:03I failed I let down my family and my flock I decided I was better off going
00:53:21it alone where I could never hurt anyone again then he arrived the great turkey
00:53:29listen to me young Jake he told me about my destiny gave me the sacred
00:53:35time knob and then told me the most important thing for you remember is that
00:53:40you must never give up no matter what stood in my way Jake I'm sorry that must
00:53:49have been really hard to leave your family but storming a fort full of armed
00:53:54humans is a terrible idea I have a plan I discovered where the hunters store
00:53:59their weapons we destroy the weapons we stop the feast yeah and the hunters
00:54:06won't be a threat and the flock will be safe exactly Jenny's dream comes true
00:54:11what nothing I'm in
00:54:25so what's your plan for getting in all right you got the easy part yeah yeah
00:54:29what I'm going to use my incredibly toned pecs and buttocks to throw you
00:54:33over the wall go hmm might have to adjust my angle no you're not adjusting
00:54:42anything I have a better idea okay if we carefully project our impact we should
00:54:50be able to see got a splinter
00:54:55oh it's always the tiny ones that really hurt
00:55:25Oh
00:55:37did anybody see you Jake Jake
00:55:55You gotta try this incredible workout.
00:56:01One of us may have to do some recon to get a better look.
00:56:05Really?
00:56:06Little nautical trick I picked up.
00:56:0838% more magnification.
00:56:16Hey, where are the dogs?
00:56:18They're outside!
00:56:20Okay, I'm gonna rig the powder barrels by the weapon shed.
00:56:23You rig the barrels in the wagon.
00:56:25We'll blow the place sky high.
00:56:27No weapons.
00:56:28No Thanksgiving!
00:56:30Move out!
00:56:53I don't want to wear short pants!
00:57:17No!
00:57:22Space dorky.
00:57:23He's asleep with his eyes open.
00:57:25It's creepy.
00:57:34Powder horn.
00:57:38Grandpa Jake, tell us the story again about the horn.
00:57:40That old chestnut?
00:57:47I think the space dorky has gone crazy.
00:58:06You stupid mutt.
00:58:13What is that?
00:58:15Somebody named Ranger might need a little proof.
00:58:40That's one.
00:58:41What is it?
00:58:44Space...
00:58:49That's two.
00:58:50We did it!
00:58:51Fire! Fire!
00:58:53What's that noise?
00:58:54The fire!
00:58:55We need water!
00:59:01Okay, Furley.
00:59:02Play it cool and maybe they will take us back to the future so we can have an excellent adventure.
00:59:09What have you done?
00:59:11It was the space dorky!
00:59:13Tell him, Furley.
00:59:15You've been to the fort.
00:59:17No, no, you don't understand.
00:59:19We destroyed the weapons and traps.
00:59:21We even got the hunter's wagon.
00:59:22It's gone.
00:59:23We blew it up.
00:59:25How did you do this?
00:59:27Actually, it was Jake's plan.
00:59:30Thanks, buddy.
00:59:31How do we know you're telling the truth?
00:59:44Ha, ha, ha.
00:59:57Excuse me, sir.
00:59:58Jenny?
00:59:59Jenny, wait!
01:00:10We're under attack!
01:00:12Sound the alarms!
01:00:13Fortify the gate, little one!
01:00:15I'll make sure the food is safe.
01:00:19Captain Standish, thank God you're here.
01:00:23Are you going to eat that corn?
01:00:28Oh, what are we going to do?
01:00:30Please say it wasn't the Indians.
01:00:32It wasn't the Indians.
01:00:34Ah, well, a traitor in our midst, perhaps.
01:00:39It was those bleeding birds.
01:00:43You mean turkeys did this?
01:00:49No, they ain't regular birds.
01:00:52They got magical powers.
01:00:55I've seen them disappear into thin air.
01:00:58Seen another two flying in a giant egg.
01:01:02They're playing with my mind, trying to drive me crazy.
01:01:07Ha, ha, ha.
01:01:10Well, I should say they've succeeded, eh?
01:01:14Well, then.
01:01:15Oh, dear.
01:01:31Show me the way.
01:01:37Ha, ha, ha.
01:01:48So, I guess this means you'll be heading home.
01:01:51To the future, now that your mission is done.
01:01:54Actually, there's one more thing I need to do.
01:01:58Ask you to come with me.
01:02:03Wait.
01:02:06You're serious?
01:02:07I know you said that your place was here with the flock,
01:02:09but I figure the flock is safe now.
01:02:11The hunters are gone.
01:02:12Reggie.
01:02:13Please say yes.
01:02:15No.
01:02:16No? Couldn't you maybe think about it?
01:02:18No, no, no, no. What is that?
01:02:21Oh, no.
01:02:33It's not as aerodynamic as I hoped.
01:02:36Hey.
01:02:44You led them right to us, Jake.
01:02:47Me?
01:02:59There you are.
01:03:01Oh, no.
01:03:02Come on, boys. We're gonna have a feast.
01:03:10This is all your fault.
01:03:16Jake!
01:03:17I knew he was a coward.
01:03:19Halt!
01:03:22Everyone, quickly. Initiate the evacuation plan.
01:03:27Go, go, go.
01:03:28Oh, just it.
01:03:31I'm sorry, Jenny. We failed. We led them right to you.
01:03:34That doesn't matter right now. Come on.
01:03:39Quickly, this way.
01:03:40Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:45Come here, my little friend.
01:03:49Come here.
01:03:54Gotcha.
01:03:55Hand down the line, man. Hand down the line.
01:03:58Hand down the line.
01:04:01I got you, brother.
01:04:02No, no, no.
01:04:04Come on, everybody.
01:04:14Go get him, boys.
01:04:15Go get him, boys.
01:04:27If you won't come out, we'll burn you out.
01:04:33To the tide pools!
01:04:45It's our only way out now!
01:04:53Reggie!
01:04:54The nursery!
01:04:55We have to go back!
01:04:56Come on!
01:04:58Come on!
01:05:04Get down to the pools!
01:05:07Quickly!
01:05:08Come on! Hurry up!
01:05:23Jenny! Jenny!
01:05:27No!
01:05:28I'll find another way!
01:05:30But there is no other way!
01:05:34Jake!
01:05:43Come on, let's go!
01:05:58Don't be scared, Pearlie!
01:06:02Gather everyone onto the beach!
01:06:04Yes, Father!
01:06:08This way! Run! Run!
01:06:18Go! Hurry!
01:06:25Get the eggs to safety!
01:06:28Dad!
01:06:31Go! Join the others!
01:06:33Not without you!
01:06:36Jenny...
01:06:38Daddy!
01:06:40I'll always be with you.
01:06:58Dad!
01:07:24Stay back!
01:07:27Dad!
01:07:57Dad...
01:08:27Dad...
01:08:45This half-shell was my father's.
01:08:48Whichever of his children has the other half will be chief.
01:08:58What?
01:09:02What?
01:09:17I...
01:09:18Father chose wisely.
01:09:22I...
01:09:24I...
01:09:25I chose wisely.
01:09:38My father loved this flock.
01:09:40And he will always be a part of it.
01:09:43He gave his life to give us ours.
01:09:47So we will honor him.
01:09:49But right now, we need to do what we must to survive.
01:09:53It's all my fault.
01:09:54They've taken our home.
01:09:56They've taken our family.
01:09:58We have only one choice now.
01:10:01We will fight!
01:10:04We will stand and fight!
01:10:06This is our home!
01:10:08No more hiding!
01:10:09We will attack the fort, free our family, and make our flock whole once again!
01:10:14Who's with me?
01:10:16We fight!
01:10:17We fight!
01:10:18We fight, brother!
01:10:23We fight!
01:10:24We fight!
01:10:25We fight!
01:10:26We fight!
01:10:27We fight!
01:10:28We fight!
01:10:29We fight!
01:10:30We fight!
01:10:37Good morning, Reggie.
01:10:39Why the long face?
01:10:41That is a punchline from a joke.
01:10:43Just take me home.
01:10:45Reggie, wait!
01:10:46The flock is in trouble!
01:10:48Yup.
01:10:49And you know why?
01:10:50Because of us.
01:10:51We didn't save anyone.
01:10:52We made everything worse.
01:10:54But Reggie, the Great Turkey told me...
01:10:56There is no Great Turkey!
01:10:58There is no mission.
01:11:00You made it all up in your head.
01:11:02It's all a lie.
01:11:05Now I'm leaving, alright?
01:11:07Before we mess things up even more.
01:11:09And if you're smart, you'll come with me.
01:11:12I can't give up.
01:11:14Yeah, if you're smart.
01:11:18Look who I'm talking to.
01:11:21Look who I'm talking to.
01:11:40Turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey.
01:11:42I want to fly the spaceship.
01:11:44Hey, guess who's back.
01:11:45Bet you were wondering where I...
01:11:46I'm tired now.
01:11:48Was.
01:11:51See you later, Steve.
01:11:52Goodbye, Reggie.
01:11:59Hey!
01:12:02Hey, hey, wait, wait!
01:12:07Snap out of it, Reggie!
01:12:08We don't have time for this!
01:12:11Hey!
01:12:13I'm breaking like a hundred time travel rules
01:12:15and this might destroy the universe,
01:12:17but I don't have a choice.
01:12:18I've come back from the future
01:12:20to tell you something really important.
01:12:22What is it?
01:12:24You're an idiot.
01:12:26Whoa, that's a little harsh.
01:12:28I may not be a genius, but...
01:12:30Everything you want is back in 1621.
01:12:33Jenny, Jake, a whole flock of friends.
01:12:36Yeah, a flock that I totally messed up.
01:12:38You're better off without me.
01:12:40No!
01:12:42I've come from even farther in the future
01:12:44to tell you that Jenny and the flock
01:12:46are gonna attack the fort.
01:12:48We don't stand a chance.
01:12:50Oh, no.
01:12:51What do we do?
01:12:52We need a plan.
01:12:53Exactly.
01:12:56Whoa.
01:12:58The sacred time knob.
01:13:00The sacred time knob!
01:13:01The sacred time knob!
01:13:02Wait!
01:13:03Yeah?
01:13:04You know what this means?
01:13:05What does it mean?
01:13:07It's so simple.
01:13:09It means I need to go find the great turkey.
01:13:14I bet he's behind the door that this opens.
01:13:18Oh, come on.
01:13:21You are the great turkey.
01:13:25I'm the great turkey?
01:13:26You're the great turkey.
01:13:28Which means Jake was telling the truth the whole time?
01:13:31Wow, I really am an idiot.
01:13:33Hate to say I told you so.
01:13:35Wait, if I'm an idiot, then you're an idiot.
01:13:37No, no, guys, guys.
01:13:38Technically, we're all idiots.
01:13:41But we're also all...
01:13:42The great turkey!
01:13:43My mind is being literally blown right now.
01:13:46Mine, too.
01:13:48I came back to make sure we stop and appreciate just how awesome this is.
01:13:52That's awesome.
01:13:53Awesome.
01:13:54Awesome.
01:13:55Yes, totally awesome.
01:13:57Now, if you are done, you need to go back in time, give young Jake his destiny, and then save your friends.
01:14:05Right.
01:14:06I gotta get going.
01:14:14Come on, Steve. Let's go.
01:14:26We take position here and here.
01:14:28Their guns are destroyed, so we've got a fighting chance.
01:14:30If we...
01:14:35You!
01:14:44Let's go.
01:14:56Jake!
01:15:14Where's Reggie?
01:15:36Listen to me, young Jake.
01:15:39Oh, who are you?
01:15:42I am the great turkey.
01:15:45The greatest of all turkeys.
01:15:48And I've come here to give you a mission not to save ten turkeys or even a hundred, but all of them.
01:15:55All of them?
01:15:57First, you must go to Camp David and find the pardoned turkey.
01:16:02The awesome pardoned turkey.
01:16:05The awesome pardoned turkey.
01:16:07Well, he's not always awesome.
01:16:11But he gets awesomer as it goes along.
01:16:14And you will need this for your journey.
01:16:17What is it?
01:16:19It is the sacred time knob.
01:16:22It is very powerful.
01:16:25It will protect you and keep you safe from harm.
01:16:28But the most important thing for you to remember is that you must never give up.
01:16:32Ever.
01:16:33No matter what stands in your way.
01:16:41No matter what stands in your way.
01:17:12Now!
01:17:17What do you mean?
01:17:31Those are some angry birds.
01:17:34Charge!
01:17:36For the flag!
01:17:39Get the cannons.
01:17:41Cannons? For turkey, sir.
01:17:43Get the cannons and form a line.
01:17:58Ready?
01:18:00Fire!
01:18:02Fire!
01:18:04Fire!
01:18:07Ready?
01:18:09Oh, no!
01:18:13Fire!
01:18:36Huh?
01:18:41Huh?
01:19:06Huh? Huh? Huh?
01:19:25The great turkey.
01:19:27The great turkey.
01:19:34Hey, everybody. Welcome.
01:19:36Giant egg. Looks delicious.
01:19:44Conservatively dressed human beings.
01:19:47I'd like to introduce the great turkey.
01:19:57It wasn't the great turkey. It was always Reggie.
01:20:04My best friend.
01:20:06He brings blessings to all of you.
01:20:08Honor him.
01:20:18What is it?
01:20:27A sign from the grandfathers.
01:20:30A most delicious sign.
01:20:33We should really do this more often.
01:20:41Well, this is way outside my free delivery zone.
01:20:48You should try the breadsticks, too.
01:20:50Hey, delicious.
01:20:58Yeah!
01:21:00You did it, Reggie. You saved us all.
01:21:03Actually, I did. Yeah!
01:21:05And I saved you, so technically I saved everyone.
01:21:08So, hooray for me!
01:21:12Isn't this wonderful, Justine?
01:21:14Meow, meow, meow, meow.
01:21:24That's my slice.
01:21:28Oh.
01:21:32Huh.
01:21:34Shut up, fatty. Oh, hey, Jerry.
01:21:36Oh, hey, Mrs. Bill.
01:21:38Mr. Anchovy, you have soiled our pizza with your small dried fish.
01:21:43Mmm. Tastes like dirty sock.
01:21:46Still better than my wife's cooking, am I right?
01:21:51Hey, guys, check it out.
01:21:53Dude, please.
01:21:56Whoa!
01:21:58Thank you, great turkey.
01:22:02Look, everyone, I'm giving this turkey thanks.
01:22:07Wait a minute. I just invented a word.
01:22:11It's a thanksgiving.
01:22:14You like that? Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
01:22:20Now that I wasn't on the menu,
01:22:23Now that I wasn't on the menu,
01:22:25I could see the holidays for what they were.
01:22:28A time to share.
01:22:32A time to come together.
01:22:35To be with the ones we care about and who care about us.
01:22:40I thought I wanted to be alone.
01:22:42El solo lobo.
01:22:44Which I later found out was actually el lobo solitario.
01:22:48Turned out, I just needed to find where I belonged.
01:22:55Are you sure you won't stay here with the flock?
01:22:57I'm a turkey of action, Reggie.
01:23:00Well, then, I guess this is goodbye.
01:23:02No, Reggie.
01:23:04Goodbyes are just hellos carried across the wind
01:23:08till our paths intersect once again.
01:23:11That's beautiful and confusing.
01:23:19Wild, undomesticated turkeys of the past.
01:23:22I'll never forget you.
01:23:26Where would you like to go, Jape?
01:23:28Wherever we are needed, Steve.
01:23:30Wherever we are needed.
01:23:36So, is this turkey paradise?
01:23:44Wow, you're moving pretty fast for a Pisces.
01:23:47Whatever that is.
01:23:52Oh, my.
01:24:17My feet can't fly.
01:24:19Come away, come away if you're going.
01:24:23Leave this sinking ship behind.
01:24:26Come on, we're rising in the wind.
01:24:30We're going up around the bend.
01:24:36Bring a song and a smile for the banjo.
01:24:39Better get while the getting's good.
01:24:43Hitch a ride at the end of the highway
01:24:47where the neon turns to wood.
01:24:50Come on, we're rising in the wind.
01:24:54We're going up around the bend.
01:25:00You can part a perpetual motion.
01:25:03Get your mind on a crystal day.
01:25:07Always time for good conversation.
01:25:11There's an effort for what you say.
01:25:14Come on, we're rising in the wind.
01:25:17We're going up around the bend.
01:25:33Jape, what happened? You're only gone like a second.
01:25:36I've actually been gone for years.
01:25:38Have you heard about the turducken?
01:25:56Hitch a ride at the end of the highway
01:26:00and we'll meet by the big red tree.
01:26:03There's a place up ahead and I'm going.
01:26:07Come along, come along with me.
01:26:10Come on, we're rising in the wind.
01:26:14We're going up around the bend.
01:26:17Yeah!
01:26:20Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
01:26:23Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
01:26:27Yeah!
01:26:28Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
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