Best ever court scene _ Khichdi movie comedy scene_ court room comedy(720P_HD)
Best ever court scene _ Khichdi movie comedy scene_ court room comedy(720P_HD)
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00:30This accused is behaving like a fool.
00:33He is a dangerous criminal.
00:35He tried to kill Chaku Singh Aluwala brutally.
00:39And I will prove it.
00:41My first witness is Mr. Praful Pare.
00:45I am Praful Dutt Sir.
00:47Yes, I know.
00:49So Mr. Pare, answer my questions correctly.
00:53You are a lawyer.
00:55And start.
00:58I am standing in the court.
01:00You are wearing a black cloak.
01:01So I am a lawyer, right?
01:03That's not necessary.
01:04Maybe you are a magician.
01:06And that's why you are wearing a long black coat.
01:08Like Kelal. Right?
01:10Magician Kelal wears a red cloak.
01:12And this is black.
01:14So you must be doing black magic.
01:17Order. Order.
01:19PCS please.
01:20Yes.
01:21So your name?
01:23Praful.
01:24Yours?
01:26Pandit.
01:27Advocate Pandit.
01:28Pandit means UP's Pandit family.
01:32My family is in Karnataka.
01:34Okay. Ludhiana.
01:37I said my family is in Karnataka.
01:39And Ludhiana is not in Karnataka.
01:41Then where is it?
01:42In Punjab.
01:44But just now you said your family is in Karnataka.
01:47Yes, so my family is in Karnataka.
01:49Then why did you say it is in Punjab?
01:51Ludhiana. Ludhiana is in Punjab.
01:54Okay. So your family is not in Ludhiana.
01:58How is that possible?
01:59When Ludhiana is not in Karnataka,
02:01then my family can't be there.
02:02Where can't it be? In Karnataka?
02:04In Ludhiana. In Punjab.
02:08Who?
02:09My family. My family.
02:12What happened to your family?
02:13Mr. Praful, his family is safe in Punjab.
02:16In Karnataka.
02:18Okay. Okay.
02:19Gang talk?
02:20Gang talk?
02:21Quiet. Quiet.
02:22Okay. Okay.
02:23Yes. Gang talk.
02:25Gang talk.
02:26Now I will ask you about your family
02:28and you answer correctly.
02:31So you tell the court
02:34what does Mr. Himanshu look like to you?
02:37My brother-in-law.
02:38Lawyer, Himanshu is my brother-in-law.
02:43My brother-in-law.
02:45Yes. Yes.
02:47He is a caterer.
02:49Yes.
02:51He cooks very well.
02:53And he cuts the vegetables very well.
02:57Okay.
02:58Potatoes.
03:02Brinjals.
03:06Cauliflower.
03:09Yes. Yes.
03:10Potatoes, cauliflower, peas.
03:12No. Not peas.
03:14He peels peas.
03:16Cauliflower.
03:18Order. Order.
03:19Billody, man.
03:20Sit. Sit.
03:21Sit. Sit.
03:23Prabhu made the lawyer in front of him.
03:26Brother Prabhu is only our archer.
03:28Now our Brahmastra will be released.
03:39Come. Come.
03:40Have food and go.
03:43Will you believe that Aunty Hansa
03:44B.A. L.L.B. Hansa Parikh is there?
03:47Although the college where mummy
03:48passed B.A. L.L.B.
03:50The principal of that college was my grandfather.
03:53The professor of that college was mummy's uncle.
03:56And instead of mummy, I had to write a paper.
03:58Jai Shree Aunty.
04:01First of all, tell the court
04:03what is your name?
04:06Himanshu.
04:07Is this your full name?
04:09Yes.
04:10This is my full name.
04:12This is Himanshu's full name.
04:14Note it down.
04:16Note it down?
04:17Yes.
04:18So the day you went to Chakku Singh's house,
04:21what did you see that day?
04:25In the morning, I saw the farewell of Star Plus.
04:27And in the evening, I saw Amitabh Bachchan's movie,
04:30Adha Kanun.
04:31Yes. We saw it together.
04:33Don't say that.
04:35What did you see after reaching Chakku Singh's house?
04:38We didn't even turn on the TV.
04:40What will we see?
04:41Judge.
04:42Yes.
04:43If you go to someone's house like this,
04:45you shouldn't turn on the TV yourself.
04:47This is what our children have taught us.
04:49Order. Order. Please.
04:51We are dead.
04:53Profool.
04:54What do you mean by order?
04:56Order doesn't mean anything.
04:57I am the judge.
04:59Order.
05:00We went to see the shooting of the movie, Bhoot Wali.
05:03Yes.
05:04Didn't you explain to the heroine,
05:06why are you scared?
05:08There is a ghost in front of you.
05:09You.
05:10Order.
05:11Order.
05:13Yes.
05:14Order.
05:15Order.
05:16Order.
05:17I am more scared.
05:18Wait a minute.
05:19Stop your mischief, or else I...
05:22Objection.
05:23Profool, idiot.
05:25He is the judge.
05:26Judge.
05:27You cannot object to what I say.
05:30And Profool,
05:31you are so scared of the doctor,
05:33for you to take such objections.
05:36Hansa.
05:37Yes.
05:38The doctor doesn't call it an objection
05:40when he beats them, right?
05:41He calls it a table.
05:42Right?
05:43Table.
05:44Right?
05:45Your doctor hits you on the table?
05:47Yes.
05:48Sometimes on the chair too.
05:49Chair?
05:50And still if I don't go away from there,
05:52some patient picks me up and hits me.
05:54Is it true, brother-in-law?
05:55Yes.
05:56Don't you remember?
05:57That day that Marwari boy hit me on the head.
06:00Mrs. Hansa,
06:01shut up and fight.
06:03Okay.
06:05Now I'll get into trouble.
06:07Why did you become dumb all of a sudden?
06:21Mine.
06:28Mug. Mug.
06:31Mug has a zip.
06:32Mug has a zip?
06:33Shut up.
06:34Mrs. Hansa,
06:36now tell me,
06:37why were you explaining everything to her?
06:40Because you said,
06:42Hansa,
06:43shut up and fight.
06:45Oh my God.
06:48If I say,
06:49you hit me on the back.
06:50If I don't say,
06:51you hit me on the back.
06:55Say it.
06:56Say it.
06:57Don't say it.
06:58Now I say, say it.
07:00Yes, so Himanshu,
07:01Himanshu,
07:02when my brother-in-law and this inspector came to Chakku Singh's house,
07:06what did they see in the room?
07:08They saw that I had a knife in my hand
07:11and there was a hole in Chakku Singh's stomach.
07:16Hole?
07:17Then what happened?
07:18Then this inspector praised Himanshu.
07:23When did I praise?
07:25Why?
07:26Didn't you say?
07:27Himanshu,
07:28hands up.
07:29Hands up.
07:31My go round will start again.
07:32Hansa is creating a ruckus between hands up and hands up.
07:36Shut up.
07:37Shut up.
07:38Come on, come on.
07:39Shut up is an English word for holding a shirt, George.
07:43Okay.
07:45Okay.
07:47Okay.
07:49Hands up means,
07:50super.
07:51A man who looks good.
07:52Yes.
07:53Now I understood.
07:54The inspector praised Himanshu.
07:57But...
07:58No, no, what?
07:59What?
08:00What does this prove?
08:01That Himanshu didn't stab Chakku Singh.
08:06What?
08:07How?
08:09If Himanshu had stabbed Chakku Singh,
08:12would this inspector have praised Himanshu?
08:16Say it.
08:17What should I say?
08:18Sir, you only say it.
08:20Say it.
08:21Say it.
08:22Okay, okay.
08:30Wow, wow, wow.
08:31My Hansa Kali.
08:32Hansa Kali.
08:33What a case you fought.
08:34Hey, praise praise.
08:36Damini.
08:37Ladies, come here.
08:39Hey, is it done?
08:41Is it proved?
08:43It's done, it's done.
08:44It's all even, sir.
08:46Come on, come on.
08:47I won.
08:48What's going on, Himanshu?
08:49Stop it.
08:50Judge sir, stop them.
08:52Okay, okay.
08:53This Himanshu has tried to kill Chakku Singh...
08:56...with great impudence to get the wealth of Chakku Singh.
08:58A knife in one hand, a dead man on the side...
09:00...and finger prints on the knife.
09:02What happened now?
09:04Don't say anything like this, black and white.
09:06Call order.
09:08Say it.
09:09Himanshu couldn't get the wealth of Chakku Singh even if he wanted to.
09:12Yes, because he has written in his suicide note...
09:15...that after his death, he will distribute all his wealth among the poor.
09:22Hey, Chakku Singh tried to commit suicide?
09:25Yes.
09:26Suicide?
09:28Show it.
09:29Show the letter to the judge.
09:30Hey, judge, look.
09:31Yes, look at this.
09:32Look, look, look.
09:34What is this?
09:35First he shows it, then he himself looks at it.
09:36I am stabbing myself.
09:39After my death, give all my wealth to charity.
09:43This is my last tradition.
09:46Chakku Singh.
09:47No, Himanshu.
09:48This is not a tradition, this is a wish.
09:52No, madam.
09:53R for Dosa.
09:58Not R for Dosa, D for Dosa.
10:01I am talking about Masala Dosa.
10:04Then is it M for Masala Dosa?
10:06Where did R come from?
10:07What if it turns out to be Rawa Masala Dosa?
10:11If you had the letter, why didn't you tell us?
10:13If we had told you, then how would Himanshu and Parminder be different?
10:19Tell us.
10:20We should make a statue of them in the museum.
10:23Mummy, sari.
10:24Later, later.
10:25We have to reach Chandigarh before 7 in the morning.
10:28One minute, one minute, one minute.
10:30Do you know the way to Chandigarh?
10:32I know.
10:33I went there six months ago.
10:34To get flowers for Hansa.
10:36Look, Himanshu.
10:37Go straight from the highway.
10:38Then there must be a black dog sitting under the Jaipur main signal.
10:42Like this.
10:43Then turn left.
10:44Okay.
10:45You fool.
10:46You went there six months ago.
10:48Till now, that black dog must have been sitting under the Jaipur main signal.
10:53What if it ran away?
10:56So what?
10:57Jaipur main signal must be there.
11:00We have to take a left from there.
11:02Whether the dog is there or not.
11:04And you keep saying donkey.
11:06Fool.
11:08Come on, come on.
11:09Hurry up.
11:10Come on.
11:14Come on.
11:15Father.
11:16This car works.
11:20Okay, okay.
11:21Come on, come on.
11:22Laxmi, hurry up.
11:23Father.
11:24Look, I am ready.
11:25Yes, yes.
11:26Everything is fine.
11:27Hansa, you sit inside.
11:28Don't cheat me.
11:29Come on, come on.
11:30Get inside.
11:31Get out.
11:32Hurry up.