Khichdi comedy scene(720P_HD)
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00:00Jai Shree.
00:01Yes.
00:02Jai Shree.
00:03Yes, Papa.
00:04Are you bringing tea or should I get it from the bar?
00:05I'm bringing it, God.
00:06Hit him.
00:07Jai Shree.
00:08Coming, Papa.
00:09Coming.
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01:52Jazz plays.
01:53Street Harp!
02:00Oh no! The lady is here!
02:02But...
02:03Yes, Vasanti, I'm coming!
02:05Help!
02:18Hey! Turn off the lights!
02:30Who are you?
02:32I'm God.
02:34God of Wisdom.
02:36I'm here to give you some sweets.
02:38Oh no! I thought it was a maid.
02:41Hey! There's a God here!
02:45Move!
02:46Hey, listen...
02:48Listen, dear...
02:49I'm going to look for a maid.
02:51Sarthi Kumar, will you drop me at the river bank?
02:53Yes, my lord.
02:55Sarthi!
02:57Sarthi!
02:59Sarthi, will you drop me at the river bank?
03:01Yes, my lord.
03:03God bless you.
03:05Sarthi!
03:07There's no parking at the river bank, Sarthi.
03:09Come, come.
03:11Hansa!
03:13Praful!
03:15Come, come.
03:17Welcome.
03:19Have a seat, my lord.
03:21Have a seat.
03:23Hansa!
03:25Himanshu!
03:27Praful!
03:33Where did the donkey go?
03:35I'm here, sir.
03:41This is my elder son, Praful.
03:45I am Praful.
03:49My name is Praful.
03:51When people call me Praful, I answer them.
03:53I answer them.
03:55That's enough.
03:57Where's Hansa?
03:59Sir, I'm here.
04:01I'll call her.
04:03Hansa!
04:07Hansa!
04:09What is it, Praful?
04:11A donkey?
04:19My Hansa is coming to call me.
04:25I'm tired, sir.
04:29This is my daughter-in-law, Hansa.
04:31Hello, how are you?
04:33Have you eaten?
04:35What do you mean?
04:37First ask her about the water.
04:41What time does the water come here?
04:45I'm talking about drinking water, Hansa.
04:49What water?
04:51Hey!
04:55Hey, Pappu!
05:03Eat this.
05:05I just made it.
05:07Come.
05:19It's good.
05:21What is it made of?
05:23It's the cheeks of ladies.
05:25It's very soft.
05:29Is he Hansa's brother?
05:31Yes, Himanshu.
05:33Himanshu.
05:35And I'm God.
05:37Really? What do you do?
05:39God?
05:41I make temples.
05:43Rajnikanth?
05:45God?
05:47God, God, God.
05:49I'm here to distribute sweets.
05:51Oh, God?
05:53You mean God?
05:55Yes.
05:57I'm here in this attire,
05:59so I must be God.
06:01It's not necessary.
06:03Maybe you took part in a fancy dress,
06:05and you became God in it.
06:07Every year I take part in a fancy dress.
06:11Last year I became a teacher.
06:13See for yourself.
06:27She's a teacher?
06:29Then why doesn't she teach?
06:31Because she's at home right now.
06:35A teacher teaches only when she's at school.
06:37She doesn't teach 24 hours a day.
06:39B for Biryani, D for Dhokla,
06:41G for Masala.
06:43M for Masala.
06:45I'm talking about Garam Masala.
06:47So you became a teacher at home.
06:49Yes.
06:51Did people understand that?
06:53Yes. That's why Hansa got the first prize.
06:55The first prize?
06:57Then what did you become?
06:59Himanshu Dal.
07:07Garam Dal.
07:09This Dal?
07:11It fell on the ground.
07:13And look at that, sir.
07:15He became a pot of Dal.
07:17But he's up there.
07:19So the pot didn't fall.
07:21Only the Dal fell.
07:23Second prize.
07:27Give me that.
07:29One minute. One minute.
07:31Look at what my professors were making.
07:45What's this?
07:47Tajmal. Tajmal. I make Tajmal.
07:49One minute.
07:53You're a teacher.
07:55I understand.
07:57But you...
07:59You don't look like Tajmal.
08:03Prof. was a Tajmal during Mahabharata.
08:07There was no Tajmal during Mahabharata.
08:09That's why you don't look like Tajmal.
08:13Use your brains a little.
08:17And I couldn't think of any brains.
08:19Let's go.
08:21Who made you God?
08:31Listen. Listen.
08:33It's said that God's will
08:35doesn't work on anyone.
08:37But it didn't work on God
08:39in front of our elders.
08:41Let's listen to their story.
08:43The name of the story is
08:45A Broken Love Story.
08:47The story begins
08:49with a horrible night.
08:51When the elders
08:53went to Chakku Singh's house.
08:59Jai Shree. Jai Shree.
09:01Jai Shree. Jai Shree.
09:03What happened? Why are you screaming?
09:05Look at this, Manshu.
09:07Look at this.
09:09This is Chakku Singh.
09:11What will happen now?
09:13What will happen, Babuji?
09:15Himanshu will be accused
09:17of murder instead of theft.
09:21That's it.
09:23Your Honour.
09:25The accused in the court
09:27is a dangerous criminal.
09:29He tried to kill Chakku Singh
09:31brutally.
09:33And I will prove it.
09:35What do you mean?
09:37Himanshu will be accused of murder?