A couple's relationship threatens to collapse under the pressures of life HD ( Drama, Romance )
A couple's relationship threatens to collapse under the pressures of life HD ( Drama, Romance )
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00:00:00♪ What you just can't imagine ♪
00:00:05♪ It's all wonderful here as we drive through the countryside ♪
00:00:14Coming up soon, I'm sorry.
00:00:16Oh, yeah, thank you.
00:00:30What are you thinking?
00:00:32Excuse me?
00:00:35I can see you didn't really like it,
00:00:38so I was wondering what you're thinking.
00:00:41I didn't realize I was under surveillance.
00:00:45You're just getting the vibe.
00:00:48What's wrong with it?
00:00:51Where do I start?
00:00:56I think there's a bit much going on.
00:00:59The colour is, yeah, it's a bit busy.
00:01:02Gives me a headache.
00:01:03Right.
00:01:05What about you?
00:01:07Yeah, it was definitely not my best piece, but.
00:01:15You painted this.
00:01:18Oh my God, is this your whole event?
00:01:20Yeah.
00:01:22I'm so sorry.
00:01:23It's honestly, it's totally fine.
00:01:25No, I'm so sorry, it's not.
00:01:26Honestly, it's fine.
00:01:27I didn't mean to offend you.
00:01:28You didn't offend me.
00:01:29It happens all the time.
00:01:31Thank you for trying to make me feel better,
00:01:32but I'm sure that's not the case.
00:01:36Can I get you a drink as a way of apologizing?
00:01:38No.
00:01:41This is your event.
00:01:41Yeah.
00:01:42You're paying for the champagne.
00:01:43This is my champagne.
00:01:44I'm sorry.
00:01:45It's okay.
00:01:46It's been a really long day.
00:01:47Fuck it.
00:01:51So what are you doing here?
00:01:53I'm clearly not for the amazing art on the wall.
00:01:57Yeah, I was meant to be meeting a friend
00:01:59and she bailed on me.
00:02:00She's the arty one.
00:02:03Right, do I know her?
00:02:06Sarah Quinn, I don't think she knew you.
00:02:10I think she just lives in the area, so.
00:02:13She has really good taste in art,
00:02:15but not your friends.
00:02:16Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:02:18It's honestly, it's totally fine.
00:02:20A few of us are gonna go out and grab some food after
00:02:22if you wanted to come and join.
00:02:25Oh, thank you.
00:02:28I can't this evening, actually.
00:02:31No, it's fine.
00:02:31I was just wondering.
00:02:33Maybe another time?
00:02:37Do you want to hear more of my stuff?
00:02:39Yes, I'd love to get more of your stuff.
00:02:41Do you want to critique my,
00:02:42I don't know, my outfit or my face?
00:02:47No, that'd be really cool.
00:02:49Should I take your number?
00:02:50Yeah, yeah.
00:02:53I'm Tess, by the way.
00:02:55Henry.
00:02:56Nice to meet you, Tess.
00:02:57Nice to meet you.
00:02:58Their reaction was to go completely opposite ways.
00:03:00Just ludicrous, surrealism.
00:03:02And just say, that's art.
00:03:03Hmm.
00:03:04So is that what you're aiming for?
00:03:10All right, clearly my taste is...
00:03:13No, no, no, but how is it going for you, actually?
00:03:15It's going fine.
00:03:16It's okay.
00:03:17Just okay?
00:03:19Yeah.
00:03:21Could be better, but...
00:03:23Have you ever sold anything?
00:03:25Or from the exhibition, or in general?
00:03:29From the exhibition, or I don't know, in general?
00:03:32Yeah.
00:03:35You don't think I've sold anything?
00:03:36No, I do, I know.
00:03:38Okay, I think we've established
00:03:39I'm not your target audience.
00:03:41Hmm.
00:03:42But there were lots of people out there.
00:03:45Someone must have bought something.
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:47I did, I sold a couple, mm-hmm.
00:03:50Well, congratulations.
00:03:51Thank you. Cheers.
00:03:52Cheers.
00:03:54Cheers.
00:03:58How much would one of your paintings be?
00:04:02I'm just interested.
00:04:05Okay, well, like the one that you really, really liked?
00:04:08For example.
00:04:09Yeah?
00:04:10Yeah.
00:04:11You know, it was about 800.
00:04:13Wow.
00:04:15What, is that a lot?
00:04:19Have you ever been up the Shard?
00:04:21I haven't, actually.
00:04:23I've been around it.
00:04:24Around it?
00:04:25The base, I've been around the base.
00:04:26Like Borough Market?
00:04:28Yeah. Yeah.
00:04:30I love it down there.
00:04:32Have you ever been to that pasta restaurant?
00:04:34Which one's that?
00:04:35It's called Padaya, or Bodea, or something.
00:04:39It's like an offshoot of one,
00:04:41and it's meant to be the most amazing pasta.
00:04:44Is it good?
00:04:45Have you been?
00:04:45I've been to the original restaurant.
00:04:48Yeah, it's really good.
00:04:49How long have you been in London?
00:04:51I don't know.
00:04:53Been about 10 years.
00:04:56Wow, really?
00:04:56Yeah.
00:04:57I don't think I ever want to leave.
00:05:02I just feel like it has the ability to,
00:05:05I don't know, you know when you have like,
00:05:07you know when you have like a shit time to pick you up and,
00:05:10sorry, I'm just rambling.
00:05:12Yeah, you are.
00:05:13No, I totally, honestly, I totally,
00:05:16I get what you mean.
00:05:18I get what you mean.
00:05:18It's like an old friend or something, isn't it?
00:05:22Knows all your secrets, but doesn't judge you for them.
00:05:25Yeah, exactly.
00:05:30Cold, you cold?
00:05:31Yeah, no.
00:05:33Do you want my jacket?
00:05:35No, I'm fine.
00:05:38I'm an independent man.
00:05:41Never said you weren't.
00:05:47What do you want to do?
00:05:51I don't know, should we have a walk or?
00:06:13Or kiss?
00:06:18Had like a really nice day.
00:06:25Good morning.
00:06:27Good morning.
00:06:29My mum made us some breakfast.
00:06:32Your mum?
00:06:33Yeah, it's my mum's place.
00:06:35All right.
00:06:36I'm joking.
00:06:37It's not my mum's place, it's my place.
00:06:39I have got you the full English Henry extravaganza.
00:06:43Oh, thank you.
00:06:47Did you forget that I'm actually a vegetarian?
00:06:50Fuck.
00:06:51No, no, it's so nice of you to make that.
00:06:54No, it's fine.
00:06:57Oh, well.
00:06:58Sorry.
00:06:59Do you like coffee?
00:07:00I love coffee.
00:07:01Good.
00:07:02Okay.
00:07:02Do you like it black?
00:07:04Fuck, oh shit.
00:07:05Sorry, fuck.
00:07:07Oh shit.
00:07:08Oh fuck.
00:07:09Oh.
00:07:10Okay, just start.
00:07:11No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:11These are fucking, these are quite important.
00:07:14Oh, that's fucked.
00:07:15Important.
00:07:16Yes, these are actually my mum's.
00:07:19These are honestly her favourite.
00:07:20Can you just get out,
00:07:21because I need to change it.
00:07:21Oh no, I'm sorry.
00:07:22I'm sorry.
00:07:23Okay.
00:07:24Oh, fuck.
00:07:25What, can you not just leave?
00:07:26I think it will come out.
00:07:26It's just like.
00:07:27It's kind of the same colour, isn't it?
00:07:28Yeah.
00:07:29I'll just have to tell her that you soiled the sheets.
00:07:32Nice.
00:07:33Yeah, like Spud in Trainspotting.
00:07:35What's that?
00:07:36Spud in Trainspotting.
00:07:38Please tell me you've seen Trainspotting.
00:07:40No.
00:07:41You haven't seen Trainspotting?
00:07:42Oh my God.
00:07:42I'm sorry.
00:07:44Okay.
00:07:44Well, I'm going to forget that,
00:07:45but there's a scene in it where,
00:07:47okay, the character Spud,
00:07:49he's one of the characters in it,
00:07:50played by Ewan Bremner,
00:07:51which isn't important.
00:07:52But anyway, he goes and stays at his girlfriend's,
00:07:55who lives with her parents at their house.
00:07:57And because he's coming off heroin,
00:07:58well, they sort of get loosey-goosey battles.
00:08:00And.
00:08:01Great.
00:08:02Okay.
00:08:03Anyway, he wakes up and he's,
00:08:05he's kind of soiled himself.
00:08:07So he gets a duvet and gathers it up
00:08:09and he goes downstairs to put it in the washing machine.
00:08:11But the mum and the dad and the girlfriend
00:08:14are all down there having their breakfast.
00:08:15And then the mum says,
00:08:18I'll put it in the washing machine.
00:08:20And then he says, no, I'll do it.
00:08:22And they kind of had this tussle
00:08:24and then they,
00:08:25the sheets pull apart and then shit just
00:08:31splatters on everyone's face.
00:08:33Oh.
00:08:35Got to see that movie.
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:38Although you described it so well.
00:08:41There's more to the film than that.
00:08:44I don't know why I just said that.
00:08:45No, it's a good,
00:08:46it's a nice kind of like mood setter.
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:51Careful, you're in the fucking gap.
00:09:01Where's the one place that you'd want to go to
00:09:03in the world that you haven't been to before you die?
00:09:08What?
00:09:09Before I die?
00:09:11This is a serious question.
00:09:12Yeah, but why would I have to die?
00:09:15Couldn't it just be some place I want to go to?
00:09:18Unless I'm ill.
00:09:24Okay.
00:09:26You've traveled, right?
00:09:27You have a passport.
00:09:29Yes, I have a passport.
00:09:32And yeah, I'm really well traveled.
00:09:34Ireland doesn't count.
00:09:36Okay, I'm not that well traveled.
00:09:38Um, I don't know.
00:09:42California?
00:09:43California?
00:09:44Yeah.
00:09:45Why California?
00:09:50I don't know.
00:09:51I guess everyone just seems really friendly.
00:09:54Over there, you know?
00:09:56Positive and it's really sunny.
00:09:59Liberal.
00:10:00Liberal.
00:10:02Yes, liberal.
00:10:04Okay, well,
00:10:06let's go to California.
00:10:08What, now?
00:10:10Someday, you and me.
00:10:14California?
00:10:15Yeah.
00:10:16Okay.
00:10:17All right.
00:10:18Have a good day.
00:10:19Good day.
00:10:20Yeah.
00:10:22Bye.
00:10:24I'll see you tonight.
00:10:27I'll see you tonight.
00:10:30Hello.
00:10:38Hello?
00:10:41Hmm.
00:10:49Oh.
00:10:51Hmm.
00:10:55Hmm.
00:11:01Hmm.
00:11:04Hmm.
00:11:08Hmm.
00:11:11Hmm.
00:11:25Hmm.
00:11:27Shh.
00:11:28Shh.
00:11:29Shh.
00:11:38It's okay.
00:11:38Shh.
00:11:43It's okay, kids.
00:11:44Shh.
00:11:52Did you sleep okay?
00:11:53Not really.
00:11:54Really?
00:11:55No.
00:11:56Did I snore?
00:11:59You did snore a little bit, did you know that?
00:12:02No, fuck off.
00:12:04No one has ever told me I've snored, so...
00:12:07I'll call it next time.
00:12:09You snore and you dribble a little bit as well.
00:12:11Like this.
00:12:12No, can you...
00:12:17That's the end.
00:12:18OK, changing the subject.
00:12:22Sorry, I'm disgusting myself.
00:12:27You just...
00:12:29Dribbled on my leg.
00:12:31Sorry.
00:12:32What the fuck?
00:12:34Oh, my God.
00:12:36OK, here's a top tip.
00:12:39Yeah.
00:12:40From Cosmopolitan.
00:12:42Go on, tip me.
00:12:44OK, next time you can't sleep...
00:12:47Yeah.
00:12:48..count octopus feet.
00:12:50Count octopus feet?
00:12:52Yeah, or it's a treat.
00:12:54Count to eight.
00:12:56Octopus only have eight tentacles.
00:12:59Or, OK, if you don't like that one,
00:13:01burning tigers.
00:13:03Works every time.
00:13:05Why have they got to be on fire?
00:13:07I don't know, I just...
00:13:09Someone tell me.
00:13:11Do they have to be on fire?
00:13:13Yeah, it works.
00:13:15Or I could just, you know, give you a nudge and stop you snoring.
00:13:19Sure.
00:13:20And dribbling.
00:13:23SNORING
00:13:25I'm actually, like...
00:13:27I'm done.
00:13:29You're not having any more?
00:13:35I mean, it's really cool.
00:13:37I should wash my face, actually.
00:13:39Please, please do.
00:13:41Do you want a tissue or something?
00:13:43No, I'm asleep.
00:13:45Why haven't you worn your shirt?
00:13:46Has someone vomited on it?
00:13:48You and Jamie were mucking about and then Jamie spilled his drink.
00:13:51This has gone mental.
00:13:53He's so precious without his parents.
00:13:55You always kicked her out.
00:13:57No way.
00:13:59Is that the Jason behind Ollie?
00:14:01Stop looking at me.
00:14:03Why are we watching this?
00:14:05Just, please.
00:14:07It's good, just give it like ten minutes.
00:14:09It's literally the worst human beings on the planet.
00:14:13Altogether.
00:14:15Yeah.
00:14:16I don't get it.
00:14:17What's the point in watching this?
00:14:19It's so...entertaining.
00:14:25Entertaining.
00:14:27It's also, it is actually kind of interesting to watch
00:14:30from just the perspective of, like,
00:14:33just the way men deal with the situation compared to women.
00:14:37Oh, right, so it's a piece of social commentary.
00:14:39Yes, thank you.
00:14:43I mean, I literally feel about 30% dumber since it started,
00:14:46which is about two minutes ago.
00:14:47Shut up, Jason.
00:14:49OK, so this guy, he came in, like, a week ago or something,
00:14:54and then...
00:14:55OK, do you see the girl in the pink...
00:14:58Yeah, I see her.
00:15:00With the real...
00:15:01Yeah.
00:15:02Yeah.
00:15:03The real, real...
00:15:05Anyway, so he...
00:15:06Sorry, just a second.
00:15:08Come on, man, you promised you'd ask him about Jason.
00:15:10Yeah, I will.
00:15:11Oh, my God.
00:15:13So he...
00:15:14So he made a play for her,
00:15:16even though she's kind of in a relationship or whatever.
00:15:19So now tonight's episode's going to be, like, the repercussions.
00:15:23OK.
00:15:27Oh, wow.
00:15:33He made a play for...
00:15:35But how come he's doing that with that woman?
00:15:41No!
00:15:42No.
00:15:45Oh, here we go.
00:15:46Yeah.
00:15:50Oh, no.
00:15:53Come on, mate.
00:15:56Yeah.
00:16:01He's a dick.
00:16:02He's a complete pain.
00:16:07I still don't get it.
00:16:15I don't... I don't mean to be intrusive,
00:16:17but it smells like something's burning.
00:16:19Yeah, yeah, it smells smarter.
00:16:24Right.
00:16:29Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:16:31OK.
00:16:32This...
00:16:34There we go.
00:16:35Wow.
00:16:36Wow.
00:16:37Wow.
00:16:38Wow.
00:16:39Wow.
00:16:40Wow.
00:16:41Wow.
00:16:42Wow.
00:16:43Wow.
00:16:44There I go.
00:16:46This looks, um...
00:16:49I don't know.
00:16:50Well, it's all in the taste.
00:16:52I don't know how this looks.
00:16:53OK.
00:16:57It's not going to kill you.
00:16:59Mm.
00:17:01Try it.
00:17:02OK.
00:17:05Huh?
00:17:07A little crunchy, maybe?
00:17:14Good?
00:17:15Really good.
00:17:16Really, really good?
00:17:18One really, really good.
00:17:23It's good.
00:17:24It's not good, is it?
00:17:26Shut up.
00:17:27Oh, my God, it's repulsive.
00:17:28I'm so sorry.
00:17:29What?
00:17:30Let me try some.
00:17:32No way.
00:17:36Fucking hell.
00:17:37Inedible.
00:17:39Disgusting.
00:17:41Oh, my God.
00:17:43Oh, my God.
00:17:44Fuck you, Ottolenghi.
00:17:46Jesus Christ.
00:17:48I followed the recipe.
00:17:51Did the recipe say anything about burning the artichokes into tiny particles?
00:17:56It said hold them over the stove.
00:17:59Jesus.
00:18:00I'm so sorry.
00:18:01Oh, don't worry.
00:18:02I'm so sorry.
00:18:03No, don't worry.
00:18:09Don't worry.
00:18:10Thank you for trying.
00:18:11Yeah, thank you for patronising me.
00:18:14I'm not, I'm not.
00:18:15Look, it can happen to people, but just promise you won't do it again.
00:18:26Yeah, I promise.
00:18:27What are you going to do?
00:18:29Oh, God.
00:18:30Shall we order in?
00:18:31Yeah, I think so.
00:18:33I'm so sorry.
00:18:34No, honestly.
00:18:36It's, you know, you tried, but can you, do you want, do you want to move it?
00:18:41It's bad, isn't it?
00:18:42Sorry, it's the smell.
00:18:43It's OK.
00:18:44It's like into my nostrils.
00:18:53Aw.
00:18:55What?
00:18:56I feel so bad for, thank you for trying.
00:19:03What shall we get?
00:19:05Not that.
00:19:07Yeah, I think I heard that excuse last time.
00:19:09It's, do you know what, though?
00:19:11Quite a lot of people showed up, and I saw a couple of paintings.
00:19:14Nice.
00:19:15Good work.
00:19:16Thanks, man.
00:19:17I was really happy.
00:19:18Really happy.
00:19:19Nice work.
00:19:20To lunch, yeah.
00:19:25All right.
00:19:26Tell me, what is it?
00:19:28Uh, maybe met a lady.
00:19:32Oh, so that's your look of love, is it?
00:19:34Yeah.
00:19:35Nah, man, I met this really nice girl.
00:19:37Oh, what's her name?
00:19:38Tess.
00:19:39What does Tess do?
00:19:40Tess is a lawyer.
00:19:44A lawyer.
00:19:45Yeah, well, triple threat, actually.
00:19:47She's like, she's really sound, and very pretty.
00:19:52Yeah, so I'm just waiting to fuck it up, to be honest.
00:19:58Why would you fuck it up?
00:19:59I don't know.
00:20:00I just feel like we're very different.
00:20:03Opposites attract.
00:20:04Everybody knows that.
00:20:06I wouldn't worry about it, man.
00:20:08It's fine.
00:20:09Do you know what?
00:20:10Coming from you, Johnny, the absolute don of relationships.
00:20:14I think the longest one you've ever had is, what, about a week?
00:20:16Low blow.
00:20:17That means a lot, honestly.
00:20:20Well, look, it's time to celebrate, I think.
00:20:22Another pint?
00:20:23No, I'm good, actually.
00:20:24I'll just finish that, and then...
00:20:25Come on, man.
00:20:26You've got to celebrate your new love, a few beers.
00:20:28I am actually quite skin at the moment, so...
00:20:30I'll get them in.
00:20:31It's fine.
00:20:32Do you need a little bit of cash or something?
00:20:34Dude, no.
00:20:35I'm all right.
00:20:36Cash, thank you.
00:20:38I don't want to take your money.
00:20:39I don't like borrowing money.
00:20:40I'm all right.
00:20:42Don't be an idiot.
00:20:43I'm working my whole off for this fucking arsehole.
00:20:45Might as well give a bit of cash to you.
00:20:47Have a good time with your new lady friend.
00:20:50Come on.
00:20:51Another pint.
00:20:52Right.
00:20:53Deal.
00:20:54Another pint.
00:20:55Let's do it.
00:20:56I'm cool with that.
00:20:57Oh!
00:20:58Maybe water for you.
00:21:02OK.
00:21:05Did you write this?
00:21:06Yeah.
00:21:07I'm actually a bit nervous to read it.
00:21:10Be kind.
00:21:11I will.
00:21:13I'm in all kinds of trouble now.
00:21:16The kind where you wake up on a train.
00:21:18And everything.
00:21:20Everything's strange.
00:21:22And where am I?
00:21:23And when did the seasons change?
00:21:25I must have been asleep.
00:21:26I'm sure.
00:21:27I must be late.
00:21:30I'm in all kinds of danger.
00:21:32The stranger on the platform is not a proper stranger.
00:21:37I'm in all kinds of trouble.
00:21:39The stranger on the platform is not a proper stranger.
00:21:42You're here with me, she says.
00:21:46Isn't it great?
00:21:48And she's right.
00:21:53The kind where there's too much meaning on the edges of sight.
00:21:56Because she might be there and you randomly weep.
00:22:00I'm in deep, deep hot water.
00:22:03In a boiling hot geyser.
00:22:05In the midst of the mist of the ridiculous Icelandic snow.
00:22:08You know you should give up the fags and eat fruit.
00:22:12Because life should last longer.
00:22:15This life should last longer if someone like her exists.
00:22:19Everybody, lock away your razors and save your lovely wrists.
00:22:25Someone like her exists.
00:22:29I'm in every single kind of trouble now.
00:22:32The kind where a man could write himself a significant part.
00:22:38I'm in very grave danger of a change of heart.
00:22:57Is he someone from work?
00:22:58No.
00:22:59Is he John?
00:23:00No.
00:23:01Oh my God.
00:23:03OK, his name's Henry and he's an artist.
00:23:06Famous artist?
00:23:07No, not famous.
00:23:08I mean, he'd like to be famous.
00:23:13Yeah.
00:23:14Tell us more.
00:23:16Well, he's very scruffy.
00:23:19Like a puppy.
00:23:21And he's a terrible cook.
00:23:24Oh no, no, no.
00:23:25Get rid of him.
00:23:26Right out.
00:23:27Is he vegetarian?
00:23:28No, he likes meat.
00:23:30He actually eats a lot of meat.
00:23:33And the reason you're dating again is what?
00:23:37I know.
00:23:38No, it's good.
00:23:40Where do you meet?
00:23:42We met at one of his exhibitions in the gallery behind the Disuse Fire Station in Greenwich.
00:23:47I know.
00:23:48So I was there, I was meant to meet Sarah.
00:23:50She bailed, obviously.
00:23:52And so I was standing in front of this picture and then this guy comes over to me and he's like,
00:23:57what do you think of this painting?
00:23:59Which, to be honest, was pretty shit.
00:24:02Pretty shit.
00:24:04It wasn't shit, but it wasn't great.
00:24:07Anyway, so I start telling him what I like, what I don't like, this and that.
00:24:11Oh God, I can see where this is going.
00:24:13So then I turned to him and I was like, what about you?
00:24:17What do you think?
00:24:19And he turns to me and he's like...
00:24:32I was looking at it go.
00:24:39If you try, you can't remember.
00:24:44That what you see is just what you know.
00:24:54So I had my feelings set for you.
00:25:03To find a mountain.
00:25:06Oh, how did you know?
00:25:10How did you know?
00:25:18I was climbing up the mountain.
00:25:24Said I need someone.
00:25:26That train just said I need someone.
00:25:29I need it, I need it, I need it, I need it.
00:25:32Wherever you go, whatever you do, I'll be waiting for you.
00:25:39Wherever you go, whatever you do, I'll be waiting for you.
00:25:51We can live on the mountain.
00:25:54We can live in the sunshine.
00:25:58We can live on the mountain.
00:26:05We can live on the mountain.
00:26:08We can live in the sunshine.
00:26:12We can live on the mountain.
00:26:15We can live on the mountain.
00:26:23I was looking to the bottle.
00:26:31I was there at the shoreline.
00:26:39I heard him on the blues music.
00:26:42I heard him on the blues music.
00:27:01I had my feelings set for you.
00:27:06To find a mountain.
00:27:12To find a mountain.
00:27:15To find a mountain.
00:27:19To find a mountain.
00:27:28We can live on the mountain.
00:27:31We can live in the sunshine.
00:27:35We can live on the mountain.
00:27:38We can live on the mountain.
00:27:43We can live on the mountain.
00:27:46We can live on the mountain.
00:27:50We can live on the mountain.
00:27:56I was looking to the bottle.
00:28:00I was there at the shoreline.
00:28:08On the mountain.
00:28:11God will save you.
00:28:14Put the pieces back together.
00:28:23On the mountain.
00:28:26God will save you.
00:28:29Put the pieces back together.
00:28:32Put the pieces back together
00:28:35On the mountain, God assist you
00:28:39Put the pieces back together
00:28:41On the mountain, God save us
00:28:44Put the pieces back together
00:29:02On the mountain, God save us
00:29:06Put the pieces back together
00:29:10On the mountain, God save us
00:29:14Put the pieces back together
00:29:18On the mountain, God save us
00:29:22Put the pieces back together
00:29:26On the mountain, God save us
00:29:30Put the pieces back together
00:29:34On the mountain, God save us
00:29:38Put the pieces back together
00:29:42On the mountain, God save us
00:29:46Put the pieces back together
00:29:50On the mountain, God save us
00:29:54Put the pieces back together
00:30:00On the mountain, God save us
00:30:30What did I say? Huh?
00:30:32What did I mention?
00:30:36Blindfold
00:30:38And it was your idea?
00:30:42Yeah
00:30:56There's just so many buildings just popping up
00:30:58So many cranes
00:31:00Look at that. Who's living in them?
00:31:06It's mad
00:31:10Hey, um, I was thinking we should go away for the bank holiday weekend. It's gonna be nice
00:31:14Hmm
00:31:16I don't know
00:31:18What? Why?
00:31:20Well, I've got quite a lot on at the moment
00:31:22Like what?
00:31:24Like all my paintings
00:31:26I've got the exhibition in September
00:31:28I can't just drop things
00:31:30Yeah, you can
00:31:32I mean, you don't have to drop them, but you're freelance
00:31:34You can take the weekend
00:31:36Please
00:31:38Work's been so hectic
00:31:40I could really do with the weekend away
00:31:42It's the only weekend that I'll be able to do it
00:31:44This year
00:31:50It's not just that
00:31:52I can't really afford to go away at the moment
00:31:54Well, don't worry about it
00:31:56You're my treat
00:31:58No, no, no, I don't
00:32:00I'm not gonna let you do that
00:32:02Okay, well
00:32:04You can pay me back
00:32:06Yeah, in September
00:32:08Just, um, sell out your show
00:32:10Oh, okay
00:32:12Easy?
00:32:14Yeah, fine, yeah, I'll make sure it sells out
00:32:16No, honestly, I don't mind
00:32:18Yeah
00:32:24I just don't like it
00:32:26I don't like having people mind
00:32:28Okay, don't worry
00:32:30Sorry, I'm just telling you
00:32:32It doesn't sit well with me
00:32:38Hey, just bear with me
00:32:40Picture this
00:32:42You and me
00:32:44On a beach
00:32:46Somewhere
00:32:48In the Aegean Sea
00:32:50Just, like, white sand
00:32:52Turquoise water
00:32:54No stress, no work
00:32:58Three cocktails
00:33:00Sounds
00:33:02Really horrible
00:33:04We get to stay here
00:33:06Yeah, of course we could
00:33:08Look, got the brown Thames
00:33:10And the beautiful grey skies
00:33:12Yeah, tropical
00:33:14You're right, you're right
00:33:16It would be
00:33:18Sounds nice
00:33:20Let's do it
00:33:22Hey
00:33:24And I'll sell out my
00:33:26Exhibition
00:33:28Perfect, deal
00:33:32That would be really nice
00:33:44I don't know
00:34:15Hello?
00:34:17Hey, sorry, hi Jack
00:34:19Yeah, it's going good, man
00:34:21Just in the studio at the moment
00:34:23Just working on the new series
00:34:25Thanks, yeah, no, it's going well
00:34:27It's going well, happy with it
00:34:33What's that?
00:34:37What do you mean?
00:34:39They can't just do that, can they?
00:34:44Are you fucking serious?
00:34:47That's their reason
00:34:51Mate, I
00:34:53Can we get another one?
00:34:55Can we get another gallery to take it?
00:34:59And what do they say?
00:35:03Jack, I'm
00:35:05Really fucking broke at the moment
00:35:08Dude, I seriously need this, man
00:35:15See you
00:35:17Alright
00:35:39Fuck
00:35:45Fuck
00:35:59So as you would have seen from your written appraisal
00:36:01You've exceeded our expectations
00:36:03Really well done, Tess
00:36:05We've been very impressed by your commitment and the hours you've put in
00:36:07Really
00:36:09There are obvious areas to improve in
00:36:11As expected from every associate of your level
00:36:13One that's really highlighted is business development
00:36:15I know
00:36:17It's hard
00:36:19It is hard at your level to find a network of people
00:36:21That will eventually give you work
00:36:23Especially in disputes
00:36:25It's tricky
00:36:27Because as you know, unlike corporate
00:36:29Where you can get repetitive work
00:36:31You know, with us, we must create a network of people
00:36:33That will think of us whenever a problem occurs
00:36:35And you'll never know when that will happen
00:36:37Which is why we've got to get out there
00:36:39Over and over again
00:36:41If someone instructs you as a dispute lawyer
00:36:43They will instruct you because you're the first person on their mind, basically
00:36:45That's only going to happen if you're the last person they heard from
00:36:47And you'll never know who that person will be
00:36:51It could be a friend
00:36:53It could be a former client
00:36:55It's worth remembering
00:36:59Okay, well, congratulations
00:37:01You should be really proud, Tess
00:37:03Thank you
00:37:05Thanks
00:37:11Are you going to ask?
00:37:15Are you going to ask?
00:37:17How it went today?
00:37:19My appraisal?
00:37:21Oh, shit
00:37:23Sorry
00:37:25Sorry
00:37:31Are you going to ask?
00:37:33Yeah
00:37:35Yeah
00:37:37I was going to ask
00:37:39Sorry
00:37:41I just had a bad day
00:37:43What happened?
00:37:45I don't want to talk about it
00:37:47Come on
00:37:49Henry, you can just sit here in silence
00:37:51Yeah, yeah, do you know what?
00:37:53Tess, I'm just going to sit in silence
00:37:55I don't want to fucking talk anymore
00:37:57Just tell me what happened
00:37:59Please
00:38:01What happened?
00:38:03They...
00:38:05They pulled
00:38:07My exhibition
00:38:09What?
00:38:11Who did?
00:38:13The gallery
00:38:15Can they do that legally?
00:38:17I don't know
00:38:19Apparently, yes
00:38:21Apparently they can just pull it
00:38:23Have you seen a contract?
00:38:25No, I haven't seen a contract
00:38:27I don't do contracts
00:38:29Jack deals with contracts
00:38:31Okay, well, what's Jack saying?
00:38:33He's saying they just...
00:38:35Some girl called Sophie Allen
00:38:37Who is she?
00:38:39Me neither, no
00:38:41I looked her up
00:38:43She's some emerging artist
00:38:45Rising star
00:38:47According to the Guardian
00:38:49It's absolutely bullshit
00:38:51It's just complete Keith Haring rip-off
00:38:53Oh
00:39:11Well, maybe
00:39:17Maybe it's a sign that you
00:39:19Need to change
00:39:23Change what?
00:39:25Change your style
00:39:27Change my style?
00:39:29Yeah, sure, fuck it
00:39:31I'll just change my style
00:39:33It's not like I've worked hard to get where I am
00:39:35Henry, I'm not saying that, obviously
00:39:37I know you've worked so hard
00:39:39What are you saying, Tess?
00:39:41I've worked ten years to try and get this
00:39:43So what?
00:39:45Start from scratch
00:39:47No, don't start from scratch
00:39:49But go from here
00:39:51Yeah, of course I want to sell my paintings
00:39:53You want to work, so maybe it's time
00:39:55To change slightly
00:39:57Just fucking try something new
00:39:59Kay
00:40:01Yeah, Kay
00:40:05Sorry, you're right
00:40:07Yeah, maybe to
00:40:09Sorry
00:40:11You know, it's going to be okay
00:40:13Yeah
00:40:15Yeah
00:40:17I'm sorry about the exhibition
00:40:19Sorry
00:40:21I'm sorry
00:40:23How was your
00:40:25What did they say?
00:40:27Oh, it was fine, it was nothing
00:40:29Cool
00:40:31Yeah, it was all good
00:40:49Fuck
00:41:19So
00:41:23How's the painting going?
00:41:25It's good
00:41:27Good, good, good
00:41:29Not bad
00:41:31Well, don't let the bastards
00:41:33Grind you down
00:41:35You've got to be patient
00:41:37I mean, look, it took me
00:41:39Ten years to sell anything
00:41:41Mind you
00:41:43Handsome Traveller, that
00:41:45Was a goddamn masterpiece
00:41:47I was actually thinking of changing my style a little bit
00:41:49Oh, what do you want to do that for?
00:41:51Well
00:41:53I'm not exactly selling loads of paintings
00:41:55No, no, no
00:41:57It's the worst thing you can do
00:41:59It's just giving in to demand
00:42:01And that is the graveyard
00:42:03To all creativity
00:42:05Dad, I need to pay my bills
00:42:07So
00:42:09Oh, right
00:42:11See, that's what's wrong with your generation
00:42:13It's all this buy this, buy that
00:42:15Whatever happened to living within one's means
00:42:17I live
00:42:19It's your house in Islington
00:42:21Well, yes
00:42:23Which I bought, cash from earnings
00:42:25Thirty-five years ago
00:42:27Oh, congratulations
00:42:29It was quite an achievement
00:42:33Look
00:42:35What you need
00:42:37Is to find yourself
00:42:39A muse
00:42:41You know, a companion
00:42:43Who makes a treat
00:42:45You trust me
00:42:47There was this one woman I was with
00:42:49Isabella was her name
00:42:51Yeah, I remember
00:42:53Oh, no, no, no, no
00:42:55This was before I met your mother
00:42:57Honestly
00:42:59Really?
00:43:01Yeah
00:43:03Now, she was one of the glories of God's creation
00:43:05A thing of absolute beauty
00:43:07And smart as a whip
00:43:09Those were the good old days
00:43:11For God's sake
00:43:13You do not see a woman
00:43:15You see a dentist or a lawyer or a priest
00:43:17You are with a woman
00:43:19Well, actually, she is a lawyer
00:43:23Oh
00:43:25You have got to be joking
00:43:27Have you not been listening to a word I've said?
00:43:29Listen, you need to be with a woman
00:43:31Who will get the best out of you
00:43:33Who will inspire you
00:43:35Not remind you of the terms and conditions
00:43:37Of your tenancy agreement
00:43:39Inspire me
00:43:41No
00:43:43Look, well, you know
00:43:45I am happy for you
00:43:47You enjoy it while it lasts
00:43:49I mean, sooner or later you're going to find yourself
00:43:51Just standing in the street with a handful of
00:43:53Ticker tape blinking in the sunlight
00:43:55Fuck is ticker tape?
00:43:57Yeah, ticker tape
00:44:01Look, all relationships
00:44:03Are just a car crash
00:44:05Looking for something to happen
00:44:07Time, believe me
00:44:13And whatever happened to
00:44:15Isabel?
00:44:19Well, you know
00:44:21All good things come to an end
00:44:25Thanks for the pep talk
00:44:27Oh, well
00:44:29I was afraid you were going to ask me for money
00:44:38I think I might go home this weekend
00:44:43Yeah, that's a good idea
00:44:51I can't believe this is happening
00:44:55I just didn't
00:44:57Didn't ever think
00:44:59This would happen to me
00:45:03Sorry
00:45:05It's horrible
00:45:13Yeah
00:45:15There's nothing to say that she can't get through this
00:45:19That's not what the doctors are saying
00:45:21Young doctors don't always know what they're talking about
00:45:25Even my friend John
00:45:27When I was growing up
00:45:29I was really about five
00:45:31John's mum got told
00:45:33That she had a few months to live
00:45:35She's still here now
00:45:39They don't always know what they're talking about, Tess
00:45:45Do you want me to come with you?
00:45:47No, I don't think that would be a good idea
00:45:49I could just be an extra pair of hands
00:45:51Even just helping your dad out
00:45:53Clean the house
00:45:55I don't know anything
00:45:57Just think about it
00:46:03Yeah
00:46:09I suppose it would be
00:46:13Yeah, maybe
00:46:15Helpful
00:46:19She's going to be okay
00:46:21Okay
00:46:23Just
00:46:25Spare me
00:46:27Optimism
00:46:29I'm just trying to be helpful
00:46:31I know, it's just a bit
00:46:33A bit like a Christian
00:46:47Okay
00:46:49I'm here if you need me
00:46:51Thanks
00:46:59Bye
00:47:29Bye
00:47:59Bye
00:48:01Bye
00:48:03Bye
00:48:05Bye
00:48:07Bye
00:48:09Bye
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00:49:29Bye
00:49:31Bye
00:49:33Bye
00:49:35Bye
00:49:37Bye
00:49:49I just think it would be better
00:49:51Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:49:56You've missed the turn.
00:49:57You've missed the turn.
00:49:58Well, you're gonna be fucking doing the map test.
00:50:00I'm driving.
00:50:01I don't know where I'm going.
00:50:02You can't read the fucking map.
00:50:03I'm driving.
00:50:04I can't fucking do it all, all right?
00:50:06Maybe you should fucking drive.
00:50:07Okay, yeah.
00:50:08Let's go.
00:50:09Swap.
00:50:10Fine.
00:50:21Okay.
00:50:51Fuck.
00:51:03Fucking hell.
00:51:16Right.
00:51:21Fuck.
00:51:28Okay.
00:51:29Slow down.
00:51:30Fuck.
00:51:31Tess.
00:51:35Just shut the fuck up.
00:51:36I can drive.
00:51:37All right, I'm just saying.
00:51:39I think we were meant to go back that way.
00:51:43We were meant to go back that way.
00:51:49Just turn.
00:51:50Just turn.
00:51:51Turn around.
00:52:21Just turn around.
00:52:32I'm not even asking for that much, you know?
00:52:33I'm just saying.
00:52:37Yeah, but that wasn't my decision.
00:52:42Well, then.
00:52:44But how could?
00:52:45Yeah, no, no.
00:52:46Yeah, I actually, yeah, I do understand.
00:52:51I get it.
00:52:52I get it.
00:52:52I'm just saying, you know, if not the exhibition,
00:52:55then why can't we just do something more collaborative
00:52:57with, well, exactly, you know, more brand stuff.
00:53:01Like Alex.
00:53:04Yeah.
00:53:10I don't think it is asking for much.
00:53:15We'll get them.
00:53:17Well, basically, Nat, we're not actually selling any works.
00:53:21And why is that on me?
00:53:26Well, how can you get?
00:53:30Actually, I think I've seen one of your paintings.
00:53:36Yeah, it was in a private hedge fund in Mayfair.
00:53:43I mean, I mean, I mean.
00:53:47What do you mean?
00:53:51Whoa.
00:53:53Yeah, you're joking, bro.
00:53:55I didn't know that.
00:53:56Congratulations.
00:53:57That's all right.
00:53:58Honestly, I didn't know that had gone there.
00:53:59More wine?
00:54:00Anyone?
00:54:00Yes, please.
00:54:01Anyone?
00:54:02Sold one.
00:54:03I have quite a lot still.
00:54:08Claire?
00:54:09No, actually, I probably shouldn't.
00:54:11What, a big night?
00:54:12Fill me up?
00:54:13No, Tess, but thanks for that.
00:54:17No.
00:54:19What?
00:54:20No, I just, I've got some news.
00:54:24I told you.
00:54:25I told you.
00:54:26Eyes up.
00:54:27Eyes up.
00:54:29No, no.
00:54:29Don't say that.
00:54:30I'm not pregnant.
00:54:31Okay.
00:54:32Don't say that.
00:54:33Get a new job.
00:54:34Not yet.
00:54:37Yeah, I, me and Mike have decided to start trying, so.
00:54:41And I'm actually ovulating right now.
00:54:45So, I just don't want to turn up too drunk
00:54:48and mess the whole thing up.
00:54:50It's a thing, though.
00:54:50Yeah, no, I know.
00:54:51It's a thing.
00:54:52There's an app.
00:54:53There's an app for everything.
00:54:54We all, there's an app.
00:54:55Yeah.
00:54:56Well, congratulations.
00:54:57That's exciting.
00:54:58Yeah.
00:54:58That's awesome.
00:54:59Thank you so much.
00:55:00Cheers to that.
00:55:01Cheers to her.
00:55:03Cheers to me.
00:55:03Oh, great.
00:55:04Tagging a child into me.
00:55:05To a new human.
00:55:06Okay.
00:55:07That was a weird phrasing.
00:55:10Yeah.
00:55:11Would you know if this would be a boy
00:55:14or if it was a girl?
00:55:16Sorry.
00:55:17No.
00:55:18No, you would not.
00:55:19No.
00:55:20It's not like you pay extra and you get to decide.
00:55:23Well, Mike obviously wants a boy,
00:55:25and I, you know, I want a little girl, so.
00:55:29Yeah.
00:55:30We'll have to see.
00:55:31We'll have to see.
00:55:32Well, 50-50.
00:55:33Flip a coin.
00:55:34Flip a coin, exactly.
00:55:35Just like that.
00:55:36I keep on thinking, middle of the set,
00:55:39and we just go easy.
00:55:41What about you guys?
00:55:42Have you ever thought about, you know,
00:55:43having kids, children?
00:55:46No.
00:55:47No.
00:55:47No?
00:55:48No.
00:55:49That is not something that we've.
00:55:50It's never come up, yeah.
00:55:52Why?
00:55:53I think you guys would make amazing parents.
00:55:56Yeah, I don't know.
00:55:57I don't feel like.
00:55:58I don't know.
00:55:58Well.
00:56:00What?
00:56:02It kind of takes two, but no, I don't think,
00:56:04I'm not ready.
00:56:05I don't think you're ready.
00:56:07What's that supposed to mean?
00:56:08Takes two?
00:56:10To make a baby.
00:56:13Yeah, obviously.
00:56:13Well, it takes two.
00:56:14Well, actually, now we don't really need.
00:56:17Yeah, exactly.
00:56:18The men.
00:56:18With advancements.
00:56:19Just download the app.
00:56:20Download the app.
00:56:21The ovulation.
00:56:22And you, and whenever you're ready,
00:56:24just pay for the ovulation.
00:56:25Get the donor.
00:56:26Yeah.
00:56:28Henry, are you still doing music or anything?
00:56:33Little bits.
00:56:34Yeah?
00:56:35Messing around.
00:56:37Anything you're doing at the moment?
00:56:40I've always got a few little bits when Bob's going on.
00:56:42It's not like a, you know,
00:56:44it's like a little hobby, I suppose.
00:56:46I'll go and show us some.
00:56:47Have you got?
00:56:48Play some.
00:56:49Yeah, we've got.
00:56:50Go on, it'll be fun.
00:56:51No, it'll be really nice things too.
00:56:52Yeah, we'll have.
00:56:53We're having dinner.
00:56:54Pop off, guys.
00:56:55We want to.
00:56:55Have you got something?
00:56:56Yeah, well, let's, you know, share.
00:56:58Really?
00:56:59Yeah.
00:57:00All right.
00:57:01Yeah?
00:57:01Yeah.
00:57:02That's fun.
00:57:04♪ I'm on the tips of my toes ♪
00:57:11♪ Drowning but nobody knows ♪
00:57:17♪ Steady as she goes by ♪
00:57:34♪ I'm on the tips of my toes ♪
00:57:41♪ Sat in the bar on my own ♪
00:57:47♪ Staring at girls I don't know ♪
00:57:51♪ I used to be a dreamer ♪
00:57:57♪ Now I don't sleep that well ♪
00:58:04♪ Went through a fairy tale ♪
00:58:07♪ Sarcastically raising a thumb ♪
00:58:12♪ What a loser I've become ♪
00:58:16♪ I've become ♪
00:58:30♪ I can't seem to lace up my shoes ♪
00:58:35♪ Even though there's nothing to do ♪
00:58:40♪ I wanna go dancing ♪
00:58:46♪ But the music's too loud ♪
00:58:54♪ Writing in pen though I'm reading braille ♪
00:58:59♪ Hoping my calluses fail ♪
00:59:03♪ Drinking myself through a parallel ♪
00:59:08♪ A drip on the tip of my tongue ♪
00:59:13♪ What a loser, such a loser ♪
00:59:22♪ I've become ♪
00:59:38♪ I've become ♪
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01:01:17It's birthday.
01:01:23I think it's a bit of the game.
01:01:53I don't know.
01:02:23Fuck.
01:02:24Are you asleep?
01:02:25I can't sleep, why?
01:02:26You literally just went to bed five minutes ago.
01:02:27What are you putting the light on?
01:02:28I couldn't find my phone, sorry.
01:02:29Well, can you turn it off?
01:02:30Tess, turn the light off.
01:02:31Okay.
01:02:32Fuck.
01:02:33Fuck.
01:02:34Fuck.
01:02:35Fuck.
01:02:36Fuck.
01:02:37Fuck.
01:02:38Fuck.
01:02:39Fuck.
01:02:40Fuck.
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01:02:48Fuck.
01:02:49Fuck.
01:02:50Fuck.
01:02:52Fuck.
01:02:53Fuck.
01:02:54Fuck.
01:02:55Leave me alone.
01:02:56Go, leave.
01:02:57Okay, right.
01:02:58I'm sorry, just.
01:02:59Don't start like that.
01:03:00Sh.
01:03:01Tell me what I did.
01:03:02Why did you go to bed?
01:03:03Sh.
01:03:04Just tell me what I did.
01:03:05Say it.
01:03:06Why did you just leave?
01:03:07What?
01:03:08Is this what it is?
01:03:09Is this what it is?
01:03:10I just want you to tell me what I've done wrong.
01:03:11And then I can just deal with it and we can turn them out.
01:03:12What is it I did?
01:03:13What was it, I didn't do the all washing up?
01:03:14Yeah.
01:03:15Then why didn't you stay down there?
01:03:16They're your friends.
01:03:17They did?
01:03:18They're my friends.
01:03:19Yeah, I played a song. They asked me to play a song. Sorry.
01:03:24It's not about the song.
01:03:26Well...
01:03:29..turn the light off, then.
01:03:34Can you even read music?
01:03:38No. No, I can't read music.
01:03:40You know I can't read music. John Lennon can fucking read music.
01:03:43John Lennon? Yeah, John Lennon can read music.
01:03:46Are you comparing yourself to John Lennon?
01:03:48Yeah, I'm comparing myself to John Lennon. Jesus fucking Christ.
01:03:50Of course I'm not comparing myself to John Lennon.
01:03:52I'm just making the fucking point that he can't read music.
01:03:57Why does everything have to be, like, so fucking square with you?
01:04:01I can't read music. No, I can't read music.
01:04:03Square? Don't call me square. I'm writing a song.
01:04:05It doesn't matter.
01:04:07What is your problem?
01:04:09I sung a song, your friends liked it.
01:04:11You humiliated me tonight.
01:04:12Oh, my God. Dramatic.
01:04:15Humiliated you? Yes.
01:04:18What, cos I played a song?
01:04:20No, at fucking dinner.
01:04:22What?
01:04:25When Claire asked if we'd thought about having kids...
01:04:30Yeah? You were like, no, it takes two...
01:04:32Like, what does that mean? What do you think they're going to think?
01:04:36It's so embarrassing. What do you think I mean?
01:04:40She was talking about her ovaries, for fuck's sake.
01:04:42I don't care.
01:04:43I don't care. You know that I'm a private person.
01:04:47Don't do that in front of my friends, OK?
01:04:50Well, maybe if it wasn't true, I wouldn't say it.
01:04:56It does take two.
01:05:07You going to get the light? Can you turn the light off?
01:05:09I've got an early morning.
01:05:10I've just got to work.
01:05:13HE SIGHS
01:06:43HE SOBS
01:06:50HE SCREAMS
01:07:14HE SNIFFS
01:07:20HE SCREAMS
01:07:43HE SNIFFS
01:08:01HE SCREAMS
01:08:03SHE SOBS
01:08:13HE SNIFFS
01:08:27SHE SOBS
01:08:35SHE SCREAMS
01:08:36SHE SOBS
01:08:44SHE SNIFFS
01:08:48SHE SCREAMS
01:09:10SHE PANTS
01:09:13SHE PANTS
01:09:18I can't breathe.
01:09:23I can't...
01:09:25I can't breathe.
01:09:28SHE PANTS
01:09:43SHE PANTS
01:09:47SHE PANTS
01:09:48Oh, God.
01:09:53SHE PANTS
01:09:57SHE SNIFFS
01:10:00SHE PANTS
01:10:02SHE PANTS
01:10:05SHE PANTS
01:10:08SHE SIGHS
01:10:10SHE SIGHS
01:10:41Henry, people work to live.
01:11:11Like, it's not the case for everyone, but that is what people have to do in life.
01:11:18So for you to literally refuse to do anything different, anything, make any changes at all,
01:11:25just to make a living, to have some success, to provide something for this house, I genuinely
01:11:33don't understand.
01:11:34I really want you to explain to me.
01:11:38This is a genuine question.
01:11:39Yeah, um, um, I don't know what you want me to say, I'm, uh.
01:11:49I'm just, I, what, how many times do I have to say it in that same way?
01:11:55I can't think of another way to say it, I'm a fucking artist.
01:11:58Explain it to me again.
01:11:59Okay, I'm an artist.
01:12:00Yeah.
01:12:01Right?
01:12:02Mmhmm.
01:12:03I make art.
01:12:04Yeah.
01:12:05That's what I do.
01:12:06Why can't you try and make art for yourselves?
01:12:07Right, art isn't commerce, okay?
01:12:08I'm just going to live within.
01:12:09I'm not just going to, like, follow the pound signs, because you can't do that.
01:12:13There's no fucking formula, there's no calculations that you can make to make art, it doesn't
01:12:18work like that.
01:12:19Where would you be living if we weren't together?
01:12:21You need to make money to live, you're a fucking adult.
01:12:24I know, but it just can't fucking happen like that, Tess, you don't know what's around the
01:12:28corner.
01:12:29Okay, so how long are you going to give it?
01:12:32How long?
01:12:33When I'm done.
01:12:34When I'm finished.
01:12:35When you're done.
01:12:36Okay.
01:12:38I can't not do this, do you understand?
01:12:39I can't not do it.
01:12:41So do you want me to keep working and paying our rent and paying for our food and paying
01:12:47for everything that we need?
01:12:48Are you okay with that?
01:12:49I don't know.
01:12:50Yeah.
01:12:51Yeah?
01:12:52Yeah.
01:12:53Okay.
01:12:54Don't make out that you buy everything as well, I buy stuff.
01:12:55What do you buy, Henry?
01:12:59That chair.
01:13:02That chair?
01:13:03Yeah, that's my chair.
01:13:04You got that chair from Johnny when you helped him move flat.
01:13:07He gave it to you.
01:13:08You didn't fucking buy that chair.
01:13:09Yeah, but I got the chair.
01:13:10Why does it matter if I pay with it?
01:13:12Because the point is, you haven't paid for anything in the last two years and I'm fucking
01:13:17sick of it.
01:13:18Sorry.
01:13:19I'm going to, I'm just going to go out for a bit, okay?
01:13:25Have you seen my yellow jumper?
01:13:37Yo, Tess, have you seen my yellow jumper?
01:13:43No.
01:13:44It's not in the drawer.
01:13:45For God's sake.
01:13:46Do you know what I'm talking about?
01:13:47The woollen one I got in Scotland.
01:13:56Yes, I think I saw it by the front door.
01:13:58Why is it by the front door?
01:14:03Did you wear it again?
01:14:04I don't care.
01:14:05Who cares?
01:14:06Maybe.
01:14:07But have you looked by the front door?
01:14:08What can I have looked at?
01:14:09It's not by the front door.
01:14:10It's not in the laundry.
01:14:11It's not in the kitchen.
01:14:12It's not in the kitchen.
01:14:13It's not in the kitchen.
01:14:14It's not in the kitchen.
01:14:15It's not in the kitchen.
01:14:16It's not in the laundry.
01:14:17It's not in the drawer.
01:14:18Okay, I don't know.
01:14:19Henry, I'm just trying to read.
01:14:20I'm just taking a moment to read.
01:14:21Look, can you just find it, please?
01:14:22No, I'm not going to fucking find your jumper.
01:14:24What, are you pretending to read?
01:14:25What is that?
01:14:26Is that a book?
01:14:27Wow.
01:14:28That makes a change.
01:14:32I'm trying to read.
01:14:34I know you're trying.
01:14:35What is it, a picture book?
01:14:36The colour of it?
01:14:37Shut the fuck up.
01:14:38I'm joking.
01:14:39A bit touchy.
01:14:40It's normally just, like, scrawled in on your face.
01:14:41Get the fuck out of here.
01:14:42It was in the drawer.
01:15:08I didn't, I listened the wrong one.
01:15:12Oh, fuck's sake.
01:15:17Do you want another one?
01:15:22Um, I've got an early start tomorrow.
01:15:27I probably shouldn't.
01:15:31You have to get home to Harry.
01:15:33Henry.
01:15:34Henry.
01:15:35You know his name is Henry.
01:15:36Henry, sorry.
01:15:38Uh, yeah.
01:15:40He's at home.
01:15:42How's it going?
01:15:46It's going.
01:15:50I think that we're definitely going to have two more.
01:15:53Can I get two more, please?
01:15:57Are you looking forward to Kiev?
01:15:59No.
01:16:00Not at all.
01:16:01It is going to be the most...
01:16:02Boring.
01:16:03Boring.
01:16:04It's a good crew, though.
01:16:06Yeah, okay.
01:16:08Yeah, okay.
01:16:09What?
01:16:10Well...
01:16:11Sarah's there.
01:16:12Jared.
01:16:13Yeah, but I can guarantee you that I won't see either of them.
01:16:16Yeah, that's true.
01:16:17Have you heard about the big, um, big surprise?
01:16:20No.
01:16:21Anderson is going to make a speech.
01:16:25How the fuck did he manage that?
01:16:27No idea.
01:16:28I have no idea.
01:16:31Damn it.
01:16:34To be fair, last year, when I went, it was awful,
01:16:37but the final night was amazing.
01:16:39Really?
01:16:40Yeah.
01:16:41So what do I do? I'm just living for the weekend, then?
01:16:43Yeah, just live for the weekend.
01:16:44Get through it.
01:16:45You'll have a good time.
01:16:47Good.
01:16:48I'll take, uh...
01:16:49I'll take that and hope for the best.
01:16:51I wish I was going this week.
01:16:53No.
01:16:54Actually, you should.
01:16:55Why not?
01:16:56No.
01:16:57I've done it once.
01:16:58Come on.
01:17:03Sorry, you're just leading me to the lion's den.
01:17:07You'll survive.
01:17:16So?
01:17:18So.
01:17:33Fuck.
01:18:03Fuck.
01:18:29Why are you up so late?
01:18:33Where have you been?
01:18:35I told you I was having drinks.
01:18:38No, you didn't.
01:18:39After-work drinks.
01:18:40Yeah, I did, I told you.
01:18:41No, you didn't.
01:18:44I've been trying to call you.
01:18:45Why aren't you checking your phone?
01:18:46What?
01:18:47I said I've been trying to call you.
01:18:48Well, my phone died ages ago.
01:18:52I told you to stop looking at my phone.
01:18:54You didn't tell me.
01:18:55This is why I fucking cooked us dinner, Tess.
01:18:57You don't fucking cook, Henry.
01:19:00It's in the bin, if you want to get it out.
01:19:02I'm sorry.
01:19:05Sure.
01:19:14Where were you?
01:19:15I just told you I was having drinks after work.
01:19:18Yeah, I could see you having drinks.
01:19:20What's that supposed to mean?
01:19:21Well, your eyes are, like, fucking wonky, so...
01:19:24Yeah, well, when you drink, you get a bit drunk.
01:19:27Yeah?
01:19:28So that's just...
01:19:29Yeah?
01:19:30That's what happens, yeah.
01:19:34Oh, my God, you're an absolute fucking mess.
01:19:36Sorry?
01:19:37I said you're a mess, Tess.
01:19:38Shut the fuck up.
01:19:40Stop judging me.
01:19:41I fucking worked all week.
01:19:43I'm allowed to have a few drinks after work.
01:19:45Yeah, maybe just tell me in the future.
01:19:47I did tell you, Henry, if you listened, maybe.
01:19:50What were you doing?
01:19:51Drinks, colleagues, networking.
01:19:53Yeah, yeah.
01:19:54Talking business.
01:19:56Really interested in lawyer stuff.
01:19:57Yeah, I'm so boring.
01:19:59I'm so fucking boring.
01:20:00Fuck you.
01:20:01You just sit at home all day doing nothing.
01:20:03You're a lazy piece of shit.
01:20:04Yeah, that's what I've been doing.
01:20:05Sitting at home doing nothing, apparently.
01:20:07Playing sombre music.
01:20:09Like, go out.
01:20:10Get some fucking air.
01:20:11Meet people, have a drink.
01:20:12It's fun.
01:20:13I've been out, thank you very much.
01:20:14I've been out.
01:20:15Went out already.
01:20:16Am I getting a drink?
01:20:17Don't get a drink.
01:20:18You're fucking pissed, Tess.
01:20:19You don't need a drink.
01:20:20I'll get a drink if I want a fucking drink.
01:20:21Fine, tell you what.
01:20:22I'll get you a drink.
01:20:23Fuck off.
01:20:24Hey.
01:20:32What the fuck is wrong with you?
01:20:33Oh my God.
01:20:38Fuck's sake.
01:20:40I just want to know where the fuck you were, to be honest.
01:20:42That's all I want to know.
01:20:43And you haven't told me yet.
01:20:44So you're making me feel like...
01:20:45I was out for a drink.
01:20:46Maybe something's going on.
01:20:47Because I didn't know about these drinks.
01:20:49Something's going on?
01:20:50Yeah.
01:20:51Where were you?
01:20:52Do not trust me.
01:20:53No, actually.
01:20:54You don't trust me?
01:20:55No.
01:20:56Because you don't tell me where the fuck you are.
01:20:57I was out for drinks with my friend, Richard.
01:20:59See?
01:21:00Oh, there it is.
01:21:01With Richard.
01:21:02Yeah.
01:21:03Yeah, Richard.
01:21:04Yeah.
01:21:05Yeah.
01:21:06Fucking great.
01:21:07He tried to kiss me.
01:21:08I didn't let him.
01:21:11Are you fucking laughing at me?
01:21:13Yeah.
01:21:14I don't know if you're fucking...
01:21:16Fuck you, Henry.
01:21:17I don't know if you're telling the truth anymore
01:21:19or if you're just absolutely fucking bullshitting me.
01:21:23I don't know.
01:21:24I don't know if you're telling me the truth.
01:21:26And that's the problem.
01:21:27I think you're probably lying.
01:21:29You think I'm lying?
01:21:30Yeah.
01:21:31Tell me the truth.
01:21:32He tried to kiss me.
01:21:33And what did you do?
01:21:34Tell me what you did.
01:21:35I fucking slapped him.
01:21:36But I wanted to kiss him.
01:21:40Fucking...
01:21:43Where is the fucking vodka?
01:21:49Just talk to me, Tess!
01:21:52Talk to me!
01:21:53What do you want to talk about?
01:21:55I want to know why you wanted to kiss him.
01:21:57Why don't you like me, Tess?
01:22:00Why can't you just say you don't like me?
01:22:02Instead of going out and getting fucking pissed?
01:22:05Kissing guys?
01:22:06What the fuck?
01:22:07I didn't kiss him!
01:22:08Bullshit!
01:22:09Bull fucking shit, Tess!
01:22:10Fuck you!
01:22:11Fuck you!
01:22:12I'm going to fucking bed.
01:22:13Fuck you, Henry!
01:22:14Clean that fucking shit up!
01:22:15Clean it up!
01:22:17Mess!
01:22:18I fucking hate you.
01:22:20I hate you.
01:22:21Yeah, I know!
01:22:29I fucking hate you!
01:22:50I fucking hate you!
01:23:21How's the hangover?
01:23:39Nothing?
01:23:44I don't know.
01:23:46I don't know.
01:23:48I don't know.
01:23:49I don't know.
01:23:55No shame.
01:23:57No sorry.
01:24:01No I fucked up.
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