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00:00What's up Wolfpack fam it's your boy Kid back at it again hope you're doing well
00:14continuing my journey of men behaving badly diving into series 6 these
00:17episodes going like hotcakes but I just want to thank you to those who are
00:21accompanying me on my journey thank you so much for hanging out don't forget to
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00:27let's get this journey started let's get it snacks not included let's freaking go
00:34what's on? I can't tell the screen's too small we always said if we ended up as
00:57one of those couples who watch television in bed we'd split up
01:01when I was away on that sailing weekend did you sleep with someone sorry when I
01:18was away did you sleep with a woman how do you mean woman a woman you know
01:30they're the ones with what you and Tony call shirt potatoes no no no way no way
01:42absolutely not ask Tony yeah you did then the most meaningless experience of
01:48my life it meant as much to me as putting a tortoise in his box for the
01:52winter you said yourself love sex without commitment is just two people
01:57stuffing body parts into each other you've done quite a bit of stuffing
02:02yourself let's not do stuffing with other people anymore well I got it out
02:07of my system you could lock me in a room full of women wearing nothing but little
02:10white pants and I probably just want to chat maybe we should get married oh no
02:18I mean it it might show people that we're serious about each other wouldn't
02:31buying a dog make the same point but in a slightly more fun way maybe we could
02:36relax stop looking over our shoulders something better and could we have a
02:41proper telly in bed yeah all right let's get married
02:48proposed to me properly
02:52I'm sorry
02:54what the hell?
02:56condom?
02:58better than ring pop
03:10oh Gary
03:12it's lovely
03:14it's lovely
03:20oh man he's crazy
03:44yeah
04:08so is Dorothy gonna wear white no I think she's thinking of brown or grey
04:13or something
04:15oh look at that
04:17wedding night lingerie
04:19oh god
04:21oh blimey
04:23whoa whoa whoa
04:25boner alert
04:35beer?
04:37yeah
04:43can you all ever get married
04:45oh yeah I'd marry Debs tomorrow
04:47yeah of course
04:49oh no I can't do tomorrow
04:51I've just remembered they're giving away free teas down the library
04:53you know the great thing about marriage is
04:55you can stop all that messing about
04:57it's like the old saying isn't it
04:59why go out for a steak when you've got a hamburger at home
05:01no I got that wrong
05:03yeah
05:05still
05:07sometimes you really want to wolf down a hamburger don't you
05:09yeah
05:11Gary
05:13if I was a girl
05:15with a girl's bottom
05:17and everything
05:19would you marry me
05:21oh
05:23of course mate
05:25oh mate
05:27shit got weird man
05:29so the stag night
05:31oh the stag night
05:33can I say let's not have it too sleazy
05:35it's all a bit of a cliche all that
05:37yeah right
05:39strippers obviously
05:47so
05:49looking forward to it
05:51yeah
05:55I just feel a bit sad that I'm not
05:57marrying someone else
06:03come on Gary's sort of special
06:05what other man would offer
06:07to pierce his nipples as a wedding present
06:09Tony
06:11apart from Tony
06:13yeah
06:15maybe that's the problem
06:17you could never imagine if Humphrey Bogart
06:19had married Ingrid Bergman
06:21in Casablanca
06:23he'd have been happy to spend his honeymoon night
06:25dabbing disinfectant on his nipples
06:27hello there sweetheart
06:29whoo
06:31hello Tony
06:37oh shit
06:39hello Tony
06:41hello Dorothy
06:43or should I say
06:45hello Gary's future little lady
06:47yes you can say that
06:49but I'll have to kill you
06:51it's weird isn't it
06:53in a week's time
06:55you are going to be Gary's other half
06:57I thought we'd already established
06:59that Gary's two halves are Homer Simpson
07:01and Ethel Merman
07:03how's it going Tony
07:05did I tell you Gary's asked me to be his best man
07:07yeah
07:09I have to arrange a stag night and everything
07:11and it says here
07:13in my little book
07:15allow the groom to have fun
07:17but do not let his behaviour destroy the marriage
07:21so I thought I'd come up here and see if there's anything
07:23you didn't want us to do
07:25it's up to your conscience shall I
07:27oh so where does that leave me on sucking whipped cream
07:29off a person
07:31yeah alright I don't want to know the details
07:33fine
07:35oh
07:37so how's the studying going Debs
07:39really well
07:41do you need any help with any stories
07:43we don't do stories Tony
07:45we do essays
07:47put the bra back Tony
07:49how'd he get it
07:51oh shit
07:53I missed that
07:55freaky
07:57Tony
07:59you're looking a bit
08:01what groovy
08:03no
08:05a bit pathetic
08:07hey
08:09are you sure you're keeping your mind active enough these days
08:11yeah I work down the ground two nights a week
08:13that keeps me mind as sharp as a
08:15stick
08:17what do you
08:19do with the days
08:21well in the mornings I tend to just sit and
08:23just sit
08:25then I have lunch
08:27cheese sandwich on Mondays
08:29Wednesdays and Fridays
08:31baked beans sandwich on Tuesdays and Thursdays
08:33and then I just
08:35sit again
08:37until children's
08:39TV comes on telly
08:41and have a cup of tea and a biscuit
08:43except on Fridays when I have a small
08:45cake
08:49so it's a full life then
08:51brilliant
08:53have you thought of getting a regular job
08:55no routines you see I'm no good at
08:57routines
08:59there's a job advertised on the hospital notice board
09:01they need agents for birthing
09:03pools you'd work from home
09:05what's a birthing pool
09:07it's for women who want to have their babies at home
09:09and give birth in water
09:11that's a bit weird isn't it
09:13yeah never mind
09:15no I'm interested
09:17knickers Tony
09:25damn
09:27she's sharp
09:33well the same to you too mate
09:35sit on it and swivel
09:37so that's a no
09:40George did you have a stag night
09:42oh yes
09:44some chums and I went to see the film
09:46whistle down the wind starring Hayley Mills
09:50that was it was it
09:52we had a sherry beforehand
09:54glad to hear it for a minute there
09:56I thought it was all a bit tame
09:58Colin Atwater
10:00Gary Strang
10:02remember we met at the Happy Eater just outside
10:04Taunton in 1992
10:06anyway I'm getting married
10:09yeah yeah yeah
10:11I just wondered if you'd like to come to my stag night
10:15well how do you know you're busy
10:17I haven't told you when it is
10:19no no
10:21it's your decision
10:23yep bye
10:25bastard
10:27are you having trouble finding chums for your stag night
10:29no
10:31well at least you can count on Tony and George
10:33oh I don't think it's the sort of thing
10:35George would enjoy really
10:38what will you be doing
10:40well you know
10:42oh no you don't do you
10:44well over the years certain traditions have grown up
10:46whereby the groom is encouraged to drink alcohol
10:48until he bleeds and then indulge
10:50oh Simon Watkins it's Gary Strang
10:52we met at the Barnet sales forum in 1989
10:57when did he leave
11:01oh well do you want to come to my stag night
11:03it's here
11:05I'd go
11:07ok you can come
11:09oh thank you
11:11not you
11:15hello Cheeks
11:17yeah
11:19I was just wondering if your club would be suitable
11:21for a small group of men
11:23on an outing
11:25yeah
11:27and do the women like
11:29take all their clothes off
11:32yeah
11:34and then they like
11:36put them all back on again
11:38oh no no fair doos
11:40one of our gentlemen
11:42isn't as young as he used to be
11:44can he be excused the individual lap dancing
11:48yeah good
11:50he'll be the one wearing the cardigan
11:52ok bye
11:54yeah see you tomorrow
12:01bye
12:25oh my god
12:31oh my god
12:37yes
12:39oh my god
12:57oh man
13:01what are you doing
13:03I'm renting out these birthing pools to women
13:05that are like knocked up
13:07a bit weird isn't it
13:09that's what I said
13:11what's this bit
13:13don't know umbilical cord
13:17that'll be for straining the baby I suppose
13:21I think I'd better do the course
13:23yes
13:25hey I've arranged tomorrow night
13:27yeah is it going to be
13:29without being too
13:31oh no
13:33Dorothy
13:41just a wild guess
13:43are you off on your stag night
13:45just a few quiet drinks
13:47I hear you took that job Dorothy told you about
13:49yeah yeah after what you said
13:51about expanding my mind
13:53that's good because I think you've got potential you know
13:55yeah and you see the mind is like a loaf of bread
13:57it needs the yeast of experience
13:59in order to rise
14:01excuse me can we not be sensitive on my stag night please
14:03sorry
14:05I've got a friend who's interested in one of those pools here I'll give you her number
14:07oh
14:13do you want to come with us
14:15no no girls
14:17oh sorry mate
14:19I can't anyway it's Dorothy's hen night
14:21oh where are you two off to
14:23Las Vegas
14:25I'm apologizing on my last night
14:27of proper freedom for doing what men do
14:29this is my stag night
14:31I shall be acting like a stag
14:37don't over do it love
14:39alright love
14:45let's have some fun
14:55holy
14:57fuck
14:59no way
15:03I don't understand why we couldn't use your bed
15:09which is your bathroom
15:11it's the quite
15:13small room with the bath in it
15:15I'm Gary
15:17hi Gary
15:19listen it's only fair to warn you
15:21I'm getting married in a few days
15:23oh dear
15:25yeah what I'm trying to say is
15:27you're lovely from what I remember
15:29but we probably haven't got a very long term
15:31future
15:33well that's my life in ruins
15:37whatever will she do
15:39only fair to warn you
15:53Tony
15:55Tony
15:57I think I just slept with a woman
15:59I know I did
16:01do I look creased in this
16:05promise you won't tell Dorothy
16:07oh why
16:09because it's not very nice how would you like it
16:11it would have been very nice but I could only afford one woman
16:17hey
16:19do you mean you paid for her to sleep with me
16:21to be fair mate why did you think she was here when we got back
16:25I thought she'd seen me and
16:27followed me home in a nice way
16:31why would she do that
16:33because she liked me
16:35sorry mate
16:37hey
16:39what was it like
16:45I can't really remember that much of it
16:47she didn't seem very involved
16:49I tried to find one that you'd like
16:51you know her parents come from the west country
16:53same as yours
16:55cheers mate
16:57look Dorothy said
16:59she didn't want to know what you were up to
17:01believe me she'd want to know
17:03if I spent the night with some tart
17:05I understand you're familiar with central Somerset
17:07well more Devon really
17:09oh lovely
17:11well thanks
17:13that was great I wonder if I could
17:15ask you to leave quite quietly
17:17in fact don't take me wrong
17:19would you mind leaving under a blanket
17:21yeah I would
17:23I could get you a nice one
17:25I'm going now
17:27we've been having a little bit of trouble with the sticky front door
17:29and we've been coming and going through the front window
17:31slides up quite easily
17:33bye
17:47wait
17:49wait a minute
17:51wait a minute
17:53wait a minute
17:55whose mans is this
17:57what's up mate
17:59it was a man
18:01honestly you're paying good money
18:03and you got a bloody transsexual
18:09oh shit
18:11from upstairs one of the girls must have had a bloke
18:13in there last night
18:15I hope it was Dorothy
18:17yeah
18:19sorry mate
18:21shit
18:23which one
18:27so
18:29how was last night
18:31anyone throw up
18:33ah George felt a bit
18:35dizzy at one point but I think that was from clutching
18:37his train timetable too tightly
18:39yes
18:41so do they strip you naked cover you in treacle
18:43and leave you tied to railings
18:45that's dying out
18:47did you have a nice evening
18:49oh yeah
18:51lots of girly talk about relationships
18:53holiday plans
18:55hair care
18:57what did you get up to
18:59oh pub
19:01club restaurant the usual
19:03you
19:05circus laundry at bat cave you know the usual
19:07where's Debra
19:09oh she
19:11she spent the night with her friend Claire
19:15oh
19:17Gary
19:19I've got a confession to make
19:21really
19:25last night I had a
19:27a thing
19:31it was completely meaningless
19:37well it's the end of that then
19:41yeah
19:45you might be interested to know that I spent the night
19:47with someone last night as well someone rather special
19:49actually
19:51how is Clive
19:53no actually not
19:55Clive actually a woman
19:57and out of respect for you
19:59I wouldn't let her sleep with me
20:01in our bedroom now that's commitment
20:03wow generous
20:05yes
20:09commitment
20:11commitment
20:13well clearly this whole thing
20:15is a terrible mistake
20:17yes it clearly is
20:19yes right
20:21see you around then
20:23bye
20:33so
20:35the water supports
20:37and soothes during the stages of
20:39labour providing drug free
20:41relief in a calming environment
20:43oh good
20:45do ask any questions
20:47I have done a course
20:49ok
20:51yeah she said you were quite keen
20:53so what temperature
20:55should the water be maintained at
20:57started off as a sort of a sexual thing
20:59but over the years it's changed into a
21:01general obsession
21:03Lily gave up to be honest
21:05but what's good is how
21:07women when they reach their thirties
21:09start to lower their standards
21:13Tony
21:15can you come in
21:17it's like footballers isn't it
21:19they all want to play for Man United
21:21about the time they get to Debs ages
21:23ooh Stenhouse and you're brilliant
21:25and I've always had a lot of respect for
21:27Basildon Athletic
21:29you alright
21:31it's starting Tony
21:33what is
21:35oh
21:39he's fucked
21:45he's seen some shit
21:47George these things happen on stag nights
21:49but just a night club with some nice topless ladies
21:51not the last days of Sodom and Gomorrah
21:53what's happening
21:55to the world
21:57George you're not the first man
21:59to be encouraged to push his face between a lady's
22:01jiggling bosoms
22:03I didn't know
22:05where to put myself
22:07well if it's any consolation I think she was
22:09just as surprised as you to see you wedged your briefcase
22:11in her cleavage
22:13ha ha ha
22:15what a dude
22:17I'm going out to buy some biscuits
22:19good
22:21is he any better
22:23a bit
22:25at least he stopped that scary humming
22:29Anthea can I confide in you
22:31ooh yes of course
22:35what are you doing
22:37oh I'm so sorry
22:39Anthea George is right
22:41everything is cheap
22:43and seedy and dirty
22:45I thought that was what you liked
22:49well it is
22:51but perhaps I'm moving away
22:53from all that I mean look at George
22:55he's got a photo of his wife on his desk
22:57he's got a packed lunch with a special
22:59cold sausage that only he and Marjorie
23:01like
23:03he's set up a model village in his attic
23:05I want that
23:07well perhaps he'll let you borrow it
23:09not the model village
23:11the lifestyle the togetherness
23:13look I'm sure
23:15you and Dorothy can patch it up
23:17no we can't
23:19it's all spoiled
23:21it'll be like marrying a great rutting rabbit
23:23but what have you fallen out about
23:25I know
23:27soft furnishings can be a flash point
23:29when you're setting up home
23:33yeah soft furnishings
23:35of course
23:39hello
23:43hello
23:47hello
23:51that sounds like a healthy pair of lungs
23:59it's a boy
24:01it's a girl
24:05so what are they going to call her
24:07they're thinking of calling her Tony
24:09with an I
24:11oh now that is nice
24:13yeah
24:15or Bilbo
24:17Bilbo Baggins
24:19still
24:21you must be so proud
24:23yeah you know
24:25you did everything right
24:27I'm really impressed
24:29oh stop it
24:33really
24:35stop it
24:37alright
24:39no don't stop actually
24:41nah I'm bored now
24:51let's go bro
24:55oh man
24:59anyway
25:01do you think they're going to get back together again
25:03who
25:05Gary and Dorothy
25:11no no
25:13I can't carry on until it's all sorted out
25:19Dorothy
25:21we're going downstairs right now to sort this out
25:23get out
25:29come on do it
25:39so are we going to get married then
25:41doesn't seem much point
25:43no
25:45at least we can both agree that sleeping with other people
25:47doesn't do anyone any good
25:49no
25:51still I don't suppose I'm the first bloke
25:53to send his old policeman out on special duties
25:55the weekend before he gets married
25:57well that's the difference isn't it
25:59I apologise
26:01and you boast about it
26:03I wasn't boasting
26:05he wasn't boasting
26:07get out Tony
26:09shit
26:11what's this
26:13oh no Debs please
26:15that's just
26:17go on put it on
26:19get it put it on
26:27it's role play
26:29don't you think you're taking your medical triumphs
26:31a bit too seriously
26:33it's only for wearing about the house
26:35you know
26:41oh Tony Tony
26:43all your pins are sticking in me
26:46oh no
26:48no no no
26:50our best friends lives
26:52are being decided in the next room
27:03how's it going
27:05go away
27:09leave them alone
27:15oh shit
27:25oh shit
27:27eleven not bad
27:29yeah
27:41let's go
27:43it's only been five years
27:45you're warming up
27:47it's like you and marriage
27:49isn't it
27:51you've taken a cool calm look at marriage
27:53and you've said yes
27:55yes marriage is for me
28:05so after the wedding
28:07is Dorothy going to take your name
28:09I think she's quite attached to Dorothy
28:13yeah
28:17I wouldn't mind changing my name
28:19Tony Minogue
28:21Gary Minogue
28:23Tony Minogue
28:25fucking Kylie
28:27Gary Binosh
28:39Jacuzzi
28:41Jacuzzi
28:45right after show
28:47oh man
29:12ladies and gentlemen
29:14we got to talk about it
29:16hopefully you enjoyed stag night
29:18I enjoyed it very very much
29:20I was all in the giggles on this episode
29:22hold on a second
29:24it was a man
29:26honestly you paid good money
29:28that lines between Gary and Tony
29:30that's going to be quite the memorable moment
29:32right there
29:34after he's staring outside the window
29:36oh my god that is going to be one to remember
29:38for quite some time
29:41one that we very much enjoyed
29:43was the improv
29:45I guess you could say
29:47of the wedding ring there
29:49with the blue condom
29:51you've seen people do ring pops
29:53but this one definitely is an interesting way
29:55he was clever
29:57he was like MacGyver
29:59making it into a ring
30:01and she freaking loved it
30:03I like to think
30:05that Gary
30:07and Dorothy
30:10are two that can get through anything
30:12they've been through such a amount
30:14they've been through a lot of shit
30:16in their relationship
30:18and those are tests of time
30:20how well the relationship is going to last
30:22and for story purposes
30:24I like to think that
30:26they're going to have that happy ending
30:28with it
30:32I was laughing a lot
30:34because Debra
30:36was messing it up
30:39you've got Gary and Dorothy
30:41making up and she wants to go out
30:43she can't get through
30:45without making sure
30:47that her best friend is good
30:49but she's busting the flavor
30:51busting the chops
30:53let them be, let them work that shit out
30:55these guys had me dying on this episode
30:57the sofa bit
30:59with the cushion
31:01started fantasizing things
31:03from one small cushion
31:05to the next bigger cushion
31:07wiggling to make sure
31:09that shit is down
31:11those are problems that guys have to face
31:13and even when he kissed and made out
31:15with Debs
31:17he had to put the pillow
31:19I think Tony was exceptionally
31:21funny on this episode
31:23Gary is the man
31:25this guy always cracks me up
31:27Dorothy and Gary
31:29obviously they both have their humor
31:31and they're always going at it
31:33which we love
31:35but at the same time they do have these similarities
31:37they both slept around
31:39not once but now twice
31:41they got some things to work out
31:43but I definitely feel that things
31:45are going to work out quite nicely
31:47can we all say
31:49we're proud of my boy Tony
31:53although he may have a simple routine
31:55his Monday Wednesday
31:57whatever those days were
31:59biscuit day
32:01whatever days he was having with his snacks
32:03he leads a simple life
32:05I'm proud of him
32:07Debra was looking out for him
32:09as much as
32:11she be like
32:13kind of
32:15no Tony
32:17I feel like she always looks out
32:19for him in her small way
32:21so her hooking her up with a job
32:23I never would have seen or expected
32:25I didn't think he was going to
32:27get through that birthing situation
32:29I thought he was going to be fainted on the ground
32:31or some shit
32:33absolutely proud of my boy
32:35Tony shined brightly
32:37Gary amazing as always
32:39the look of concern
32:41on George's face
32:43of shock
32:45traumatized
32:47where to put his face
32:49where to put briefcases in between movies
32:51hey listen
32:53things have changed
32:55and George is
32:57a great dude
32:59I mean
33:01he's a proper dude
33:03I look at him in the same regard
33:05as I look at my parents
33:07very old school
33:09they're stuck in the ways
33:11they don't gravitate to the newer shit
33:13that Gary is about
33:15but Auntie Anu
33:17Gary Biety
33:19we love the little phone call bits
33:21trying to get people to the stag night
33:23I would have definitely showed up for my boy Gary
33:25it would have been a rockin hell of a night
33:27I think the stag night was great
33:29I was definitely shocked with
33:31another lady
33:33he got out of the dog house
33:35and then you think
33:37just when things are going to be ok
33:39and then BAM again
33:41and then she's got some company
33:43the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
33:45both of these guys
33:47both Gary
33:49and Dorothy are very
33:51similar in regards
33:53even their humor
33:55they have a biting kind of humor
33:57rips your ass a little bit
33:59absolutely enjoyed it
34:01this episode had me very giggly
34:03I could not stop
34:05laughing throughout it
34:07that's just another indicator how good
34:09this episode was for me
34:11I've been enjoying the journey
34:13it's been absolutely stellar to be watching this show
34:15my boys doing some bad shit
34:17and I'm all for it
34:19the bond that Gary and Tony have
34:21is one
34:23it's a great friendship
34:25we love it
34:27looking forward to seeing more
34:29let me know your thoughts in the comments
34:31there was a lot of great bits
34:33the water bit at the end was great
34:35the blowing up
34:37the pool
34:39itself
34:41with Tony doing that shit
34:43Tony's a goofball
34:45we love seeing that
34:47he makes the show even more enjoyable
34:49it's just another show we look forward to
34:51watching week to week
34:53let me know in the comments
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