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William Guile organizes a team of martial artists to take on a criminal who's stolen a dangerous biological virus.

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00:00One of the greatest martial artists in the world travels the global tournament circuit using it to conceal his top-secret mission as leader of an elite group of international crime fighters known only by their codename, Street Fighters!
00:16The heroic man-beast, Blanka!
00:20Hard-kicking fighting machine, Chun-Li!
00:31And the team of the most amazing warriors ever seen have joined forces with Guile to combat the criminal empire of Shadaloo and its superhuman leader, Bison!
00:43They have their own code of honor, discipline, justice, commitment, and together they will triumph against the forces of evil!
00:52Street Fighters!
01:22Laser Crew, standby.
01:37Radar all clear, Captain. Targeted tow coordinates locked in. Awaiting go-ahead.
01:44Time we gave those Pentagon boys the show they came for. Do it!
01:48Laser Crew, you have a go.
02:18Woo-hoo, man!
02:48Come on!
03:18Woo-hoo!
03:48Woo-hoo!
04:11Two minutes, 47 seconds, T-Hawk. That's three seconds ahead of schedule.
04:16Ooh, is that a little gift for me?
04:19You're pleased?
04:21Sated. Such ruthless efficiency. You almost remind me of... me.
04:27I like that in a man. But that attack was just a taste of the excitement I had planned. Prepare yourself for a feast.
04:46Here, no one throws bruiser, mate. I'm talking to you, you freak of nature.
05:06That's gotta hurt.
05:17None can be called deformed but the unkind. Your boy Shakespeare said that.
05:25No thanks!
05:26Freak!
05:37Sticks and stones. Freak.
05:43Hey, don't let that bonehead get to you.
05:47Come on, let's get some coffee. Escher's buying.
05:58The biggest, most powerful chemical laser on Earth. And the Navy just lost it.
06:04Chemical laser? Looks like it could toast a few marshmallows.
06:08Hmm, most cities too, if she decides to play nasty.
06:12She? Not Bison and Company?
06:14I almost wish it were. Take a look at these. The Satin Hammer.
06:20Catchy.
06:21She's some sort of engineering genius. We don't know much else about her, except she used to be on our side.
06:28What happened?
06:29The higher-ups aren't saying. Must have been big, though. Intelligence thinks it's got her next target.
06:37The Pentagon. Yeah, I'd say she's ticked.
06:40So Satin Hacksaw grabbed the laser all by herself?
06:44She had help.
06:47T-Hawk? No, I don't believe it.
06:51He's part of our team. Wasn't he working some deep cover angle for you, Escher?
06:55He was. Until we lost contact with him three months ago.
06:59You think he's gone over, don't you?
07:01Now look, we all know T-Hawk's lost everything. His people, his ancestral home.
07:07But he's not going to roll over to the other side just because he gets in there and gets a taste of it.
07:11If losing everything made you a criminal, Blanca and I'd be on the most wanted list.
07:16Hawk's a good man. He may have had no choice.
07:19Good, bad, or ugly, Colonel. Your job is to recover that laser.
07:23And if T-Hawk is in your way, I don't like it.
07:26I understand my orders.
07:27The Satin Hammer will need fuel to run that laser.
07:30The Federal Chemical Depository in Nevada is the only place to get it.
07:34I just hope we're not already too late.
07:58These, and these. Laser fuel.
08:06Surprise! Pop goes the bad guy.
08:09Blast kick!
08:13Keep loading!
08:15I'll take care of it!
08:17I'll take care of it!
08:19I'll take care of it!
08:21I'll take care of it!
08:23I'll take care of it!
08:25Keep loading!
08:27I'll deal with this.
08:29Hiya, T-Hawk. Mind telling me what you think you're doing?
08:36Get out of here!
08:38But things were just getting interesting.
08:47Pal, you're on our side, remember?
08:54I guess not.
08:56Okay, I tried to reason. Now I'll try this.
08:59Sonic Boom!
09:04Come on now, Hawk. You don't really want us to do this to you.
09:08What I want is you two out of the way.
09:12How about a game of catch?
09:21I can make it.
09:22Be careful.
09:23Anything goes wrong up there, it's too far down, even for you.
09:30Thanks for the loaner.
09:31I'm good for it.
09:38Blanka, I warned you.
09:42You don't want to do this.
09:44You're right, but you're not giving me a choice.
09:49Delicious!
09:51I love target practice. I hope this one struggles.
09:55No, he's mine!
09:57Hawk, no!
10:02T-Hawk, Blanka!
10:06No!
10:19Oh, bother. And good help is so hard to find these days.
10:27Blanka! T-Hawk!
10:32Stop struggling! I'm trying to...
10:35Hang on!
10:43Made it.
10:48Blanka, no!
10:55He just pushed me out of an airplane.
10:58And saved your life. He could have let you fall, but he didn't.
11:01So what's going on, T-Hawk? Base hasn't heard from you in months.
11:05I'm undercover, remember? You two nearly blew it for me back there.
11:09No sale, Hawk. When you went along on that laser heist, you crossed the line.
11:13The stunt you just pulled at the depository seals it.
11:16You're in too deep, and you know it.
11:19I'm just doing my job. Not that anyone cares.
11:23Escher and the others think you rolled over.
11:25Look, I worked my way in, and now I'm the Satin Hammer's second-in-command.
11:30I'm in charge of her whole operation.
11:32Listen to yourself. Do you hear what you're saying?
11:39Your job was to get in and get the goods on her. Or did you forget?
11:43Sonic Boom!
11:45I'm not like the other Street Fighters.
11:48I had nothing until she gave me the chance to lead.
11:51Correction. You had a code.
11:53Remember it, Sergeant? Discipline. Justice. Commitment.
11:58Back with her, I didn't see it. I didn't see any of it. I didn't want to.
12:03What about now?
12:05I had a mission. I want to finish it.
12:09I was hoping you'd say that.
12:11I guess this time I'll have company.
12:13Consider us twins, not triplets.
12:36Blasted Hawk! You were a fool!
12:39Like all men, no matter.
12:42I shall simply find the power to take the Pentagon myself.
12:52Data, data, data.
12:54Azimuth elevation. Satellite coordinates.
13:01So much for the element of surprise.
13:06Sonic Boom!
13:10Who would dare?
13:12T-Hawk, impossible.
13:15When I'm through with you, you'll beg me to let you die.
13:24Having a man betray me does not improve my mood.
13:28Well, time to destroy this place and the man who betrayed me.
13:58Blanka, I need your rolling attack, now!
14:13On my signal, punch your way out, now!
14:16Sonic Boom!
14:29Sonic Boom!
14:39Scratch one secret base.
14:49What a perfectly cunning place to put my laser.
14:53On top of my own Las Vegas casino,
14:56I have unimpeded access to the satellite above,
14:59and no one in the world is the wiser.
15:02My tactics have always been a bit more intense than people are used to,
15:06but what delicious results.
15:09Ready to test laser tracking.
15:17Lovely. Now, who's the lucky target?
15:20That spent rocket booster will provide a tasty test.
15:24Coordinates locked in. Engage.
15:36A tunnel of quartz, Kyle.
15:38Gee, and I thought you slept through chemistry class.
15:42I wouldn't have survived that... alone.
15:45Me either. Lucky we're in this together.
15:49That spotlight on Casino Luna.
15:52Maybe our crazy lady's got her nightlight on.
16:00Oh, yummy.
16:02How long before the reflection satellite is ready to help make history?
16:06Five minutes, 17 seconds.
16:09Those Pentagon fools didn't believe me.
16:12They claimed my theories were weak.
16:14Weak?
16:15Well, I'm not weak now,
16:17and it's time the world felt the force of my strength.
16:22Closed for renovations, huh?
16:24Must be termites on the roof.
16:26This is my fault. I could have stopped her before, but I didn't.
16:30I didn't want to. I have to do this now.
16:33No, it's all right, Huck. See you upstairs.
16:45Sonic Boom!
16:59What's this? The casino's been breached!
17:01Activate security defenses!
17:04This ends now, Sudden Hammer.
17:06Huck, still alive?
17:09A wise man knows when it's time to leave.
17:12It appears you need prodding.
17:17Uh-oh. That spells trouble.
17:20Last flight. Roof access.
17:30Easy boy.
17:32Roll over. Sit.
17:34Sudden Hammer, it's over.
17:38Gotta take myself out of range.
17:43I'll have you! I'll see you burn, T-Hawk!
17:47One minute to target in position!
17:53Those floorboards! My only chance!
17:56Come on! Come and get it!
17:59Eat Sonic Boom, Sparky!
18:01Sonic Boom!
18:0320 seconds to target!
18:05Adjust azimuth 0.2 degrees.
18:07Lock in coordinates.
18:09The satellite mirrors will only be in position for 10 seconds.
18:12Good time to make my...
18:15Wait a minute. What's that?
18:19Four, three, two...
18:22Behind you!
18:23Engage!
18:36It cannot be.
18:39All the years. The planning.
18:41My perfect planning.
18:43And all because of you!
18:46You think you've defeated me, but you're wrong!
18:49I'm strong enough to endure this
18:52because I'm strong enough to destroy you!
19:01A touching moment.
19:03It will be your last!
19:06Can I play too?
19:11Fuel lines! Gotta move fast!
19:18No!
19:22Pathetic fool!
19:24No man can hold the Sudden Hammer!
19:28No!
19:32We can save you!
19:37If those tanks blow, we're history!
19:40Guess we'll have to use the Express.
19:43No! No!
19:50Good! Welcome!
19:54Water's cool.
19:57Thanks so much for Casino Luna.
19:59What about the Sudden Hammer?
20:01Disappeared. Without a trace.
20:03Well, if she comes back,
20:05I know one Street Fighter who'll be ready for her.
20:08No, not one.
20:11A whole team.

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