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William Guile organizes a team of martial artists to take on a criminal who's stolen a dangerous biological virus.

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00:00One of the greatest martial artists in the world travels the global tournament circuit,
00:07using it to conceal his top-secret mission as leader of an elite group of international crime fighters,
00:14known only by their code name, Street Fighters.
00:18The heroic man-beast, Blanka.
00:22Hard-kicking fighting machine, Chun-Li.
00:31And the team of the most amazing warriors ever seen have joined forces with Guile
00:37to combat the criminal empire of Chatelou and its superhuman leader, Bison.
00:43They have their own code of honor, discipline, justice, commitment,
00:48and together they will triumph against the forces of evil.
00:53Street Fighters!
01:23Man, this guy's gonna nail someone. Hard.
01:27I wanna watch.
01:28Yeah, and your folks will grab you if you don't get back.
01:31Look, it's state dinner drama-rama tonight.
01:34They get Ben if the fork's too far apart. I've got time.
01:38We'll just go watch the tank for a couple minutes.
01:40I can be back in my room before they start losing their minds.
01:43Bet they're going after that big freighter I saw coming into the dock yesterday.
01:47It's gotta have some really awesome stuff on it.
01:50Nah, I bet it's airport.
01:52Those cargo jets from Argentina are just sitting there.
01:55Sagat is so boss.
01:57If I were in charge of Chatelou, like him, I'd do everything like he does,
02:01except I'd use more tanks.
02:08Airport's back that way. Ha ha, you lose, Lin.
02:11Yeah? Well, the dock's down that way, so you lose too, Mr. Doof.
02:17So, where are they going?
02:28Whoa! Where are they going?
02:32I don't know, but I wouldn't want to get in their way.
02:42This is weird. The only thing over here is...
02:46Lin, they're going after the embassy!
02:48Go home! Get out of here, now!
02:50Go!
02:51But, Camp!
02:52Go! Please, just go!
02:56No.
03:04Get out!
03:15No!
03:39Mayday! Mayday!
03:41This is the U.S. Embassy in Chatelou!
03:43We're under attack! Mayday! Mayday!
03:46Come on, get them out of here! Hurry it up!
03:55Camp, where are you?
03:57Man, those gates are nothing!
04:05We need to get the embassy staff out, now!
04:07Then why am I still standing here talking to you?
04:10I'm going to miss you, too, God. Good luck.
04:16We land the choppers, sweep through the embassy, and get everybody out of there.
04:20Blanca, you've got the red chopper. Chun-Li, you've got the white.
04:23I'll be in the blue.
04:24We've got about four minutes when we land.
04:26Don't miss the bus. Anyone left behind gets left for good. Got it?
04:32Halt!
04:37Quiet! Listen!
04:42Hurry!
04:53Sector one! Sector two!
04:56An airlift! Stop them!
05:01Stop!
05:05Hold it! Wait here!
05:12Spinning bird kick!
05:24We'll have to load everybody into the white and blue choppers.
05:27People only! Dump everything else!
05:30Move to the choppers, now!
05:37Kip, stay here. I'll get your father.
05:40But, Mom, the gate's not going to hold.
05:42Honey, I have to find your father.
05:44He doesn't know we can't bring those files. Please stay here.
05:48I can get to the file room faster through the fence.
05:54Wrong way, lady.
05:56I'm the ambassador's wife.
05:58I can't leave without the files on Sagat.
06:01Oh, yes, you can.
06:05Only two choppers left. Get in!
06:07But, where's Kip?
06:09I put him on the other chopper myself.
06:12Well, at least he can't complain about how boring things are here.
06:18There's still someone inside.
06:20I'm going back down. Blanca, you've got the blue chopper now.
06:24In two minutes, leave. Sooner if Sagat gets through the gates.
06:27We're not leaving without you.
06:29Kyle, there's surely a few more minutes.
06:32You've got your orders.
06:40Anyone here?
06:58Back off, you hairy jerk!
07:01My reputation precedes me.
07:04Hey, what do you think you're doing?
07:06I have a surrender to you. Put me down!
07:09Soon as you're on a chopper, kid, I'm one of the good guys, okay?
07:28No!
07:38Not yet! Not without Kyle!
07:47Okay, take us out!
07:58Some good guy you are, mister.
08:00Zip it, kid. We've got a chopper waiting.
08:06Chopper? Yeah, like where?
08:08I'd say gone.
08:28Then wouldn't it just left me here, man?
08:30Listen, kid, if you hadn't decided to play hide-and-go-seek back there,
08:34we'd both be on a chopper by now.
08:36Like I was supposed to know you're a good guy?
08:38Next time, wear an I.D. badge or something.
08:46Now what do we do?
08:48Put him in the chopper.
08:50No!
08:53Now what do we do?
08:55Put up a fight.
08:57Yeah, right. You and what army, mister?
08:59Kid, armies are for amateurs.
09:01You're loony!
09:03Listen, you can put me down now. I can take care of myself.
09:16Sonic boom!
09:18Sonic boom!
09:20Sonic boom!
09:22Sonic boom!
09:24Awesome! Teach me that!
09:26Not now, kid. We gotta get out of here.
09:29We're on enemy ground now.
09:31We're in my house, smart guy.
09:35Can you get us down to the garage over there?
09:42Rip this place apart.
09:45Whoever finds the embassy files on me will be a very wealthy man.
09:49Seems their walls have ears and eyes as well.
09:53Who says there's nothing worth watching on TV these days?
09:58That street fighter. I want him.
10:01Bring him to me and you can name your reward.
10:07How'd you know about this?
10:09I made it.
10:11Nice work, kid.
10:15How fast can you run, kid?
10:17Try and catch me.
10:26Take a breather.
10:29Now what? You got a plan B?
10:31Kid, I've always got a plan B.
10:34We head over to an emergency evac point by the river over here.
10:37That's your plan B?
10:39That's way over on the other side of Shadaloo.
10:41How are we supposed to get there from here? Walk?
10:44Uh-huh.
10:46Walking's good.
10:55Our son is still in Shadaloo.
10:57Mrs. Foster, rest assured that we're using all the diplomatic channels at our disposal.
11:02We were the diplomatic channels.
11:06You thinking what I'm thinking?
11:08Yeah. Say hello to Ambassador Blanca.
11:16Yo, Butt-Kick Master. I'm totally starved.
11:20Grubs, worms, leaves. Not that kid.
11:25We're not exactly near a drive-thru, you know.
11:28Here. Lynn and I suck these down all the time. They're gross.
11:32Just don't chew.
11:35Here. I'm not hungry. Better than worms any day.
11:39You sure, mister?
11:40Sure, I'm sure. I don't want you fainting on me.
11:47Sir God must really want this guy for him to offer such a reward.
11:51There's a price on my head, kid. Let's make him earn it.
11:55Freeze, kid.
11:59Listen, we can't hang out here. They'll nail us.
12:03Never panic, kid.
12:05Of course not.
12:17Whoa!
12:23Never waste a snake.
12:25I'll remember that, mister.
12:27And my name's Guile, not mister, kid.
12:29Name's Kip, not kid, mister.
12:34I was born here, Guile. Shadaloo is my home.
12:37And Sagat's own little Terrorville.
12:39Blame me like I voted for him.
12:41Kip, home is where your family is.
12:44Kip, home is where your family is, if you're lucky enough to have one.
12:48Trust me.
12:49Now, let's get you back to yours, okay?
12:52We've got less than an hour to get to the backup evac point.
12:59Diane, we have a problem.
13:01We have a new problem.
13:03Word's in that Sagat's forces have overrun the evac checkpoint.
13:06But what about Guile? The child?
13:08Get me Blanca and Chun-Li.
13:10But Asher, sir, Chun-Li and Blanca aren't here.
13:13They checked out their own jump chopper over an hour ago.
13:16Here's the transportation log.
13:18Evac point doesn't exist anymore.
13:21Those Mounties are flying right into an ambush.
13:31Change of plans, Kip.
13:33I know a way out. Come on!
13:36Run for it, Kip. I'll hold them off.
13:39Go! Go!
13:40No!
13:41Go!
13:48Surrender.
13:49I think you've got things turned around, buddy.
13:52You're going to surrender to me.
13:55Let's go, wet face!
13:57Think again, street fighter!
14:00To be continued...
14:08Now that the Embassy's mine,
14:10I find myself in need of a little entertainment.
14:15And since going to the happiest place on Earth is out of the question,
14:19you can help me.
14:21I don't think so, Sagat.
14:23Oh, I think so.
14:26I have grand plans for you, street fighter.
14:29Imagine a continuous street fight
14:32against all those in Shadaloo who would love to challenge you,
14:36one after another, endlessly.
14:40I could use a little exercise.
14:43Ah, yes, the clever heroic reply.
14:46Of course, if you have some information that could be traded, say,
14:52a file on me and my goings-on,
14:55or even better, the file on Bison.
15:00No, I prefer the exercise.
15:02I've kept an eye on you, Guile.
15:04You always manage somehow to interrupt Bison's big plans.
15:08I need such information.
15:10You're wasting your time, Sagat.
15:12I'm just a street fighting bum who got himself court-martialed, remember?
15:16Bum, perhaps.
15:18But I think you know more than you're letting on.
15:23Oh, Guile.
15:25Now, the silent treatment.
15:28There are ways to loosen that tongue.
15:32I have an idea.
15:34This young one will be my, what's the word, mascot.
15:38Yes.
15:40Show the boy back to his old room.
15:42There he can rest, maybe have a snack.
15:45You like some cornflakes?
15:48I thought you were cool, Sagat.
15:50But you're just a thug.
15:52A thug.
15:54My, how he underestimates me.
16:09Deep meditation is good for the spirit.
16:12So much for the emergency evac point.
16:14Where's Guile?
16:16I was just going to ask you the same thing.
16:20I can send an SOS.
16:22I know how to do this.
16:24I can send an SOS.
16:26That's where I left it.
16:36Flash kick!
16:38Flash kick!
16:55Six for six, you gutless wonder.
16:58Still not talking about that file?
17:02Well, no matter.
17:04Bring in the next three opponents.
17:07Make this really interesting.
17:28Sonic!
17:33Guile grows weak, but he's still not talking.
17:36Bring me the boy.
17:41Blanca, I've got something.
17:43This is Mayday, like, in big trouble.
17:46We're at the U.S. Embassy. Hurry!
17:49Blanca, they're still inside the Embassy.
17:53Let's go!
17:56Mayday! Mayday! U.S. Embassy in Shadaloo.
17:59Mayday!
18:03No!
18:05Let go of me!
18:13Come on, everybody, throw back.
18:19Spinning bird kick!
18:22Yeah!
18:31Seems our guest has put up quite a fight.
18:34But look he's wearing out.
18:37Perhaps someone's mother would like to take him on next.
18:42Fire!
18:47The kid was using the radio before we were able to stop him.
18:51No matter. Eliminate this pest.
18:59Guile, you tire me.
19:01Tiger!
19:04Then take a nap.
19:06Sonic Boom!
19:11Yeah!
19:17I thought I ordered you to leave.
19:19You did. You just didn't order us not to come back.
19:23Jump Chopper's waiting. Get ready for a fight getting there.
19:26I've got a better way.
19:29Trust him. He does.
19:32Yeah!
19:40Ambassador and Mrs. Foster, somebody wants to see you.
19:44Son!
19:46Mr. Ambassador, I'm afraid we weren't able to retrieve the files on Sagat or Bison.
19:50Oh, you mean these?
19:52Well, guess who's going to have my job someday?
19:56Hey, Guile, can you teach me that cool Sonic Boom thing you do?
20:00Kid, I mean Kip, you have moves of your own. Find them.
20:05Besides, I bet you'll be teaching me moves someday.
20:11Yeah? Watch this.

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