Suraj Pe Mangal Bhari Movie Part 1
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00:01:24Sukhi, can you see the fair?
00:01:25Yes, I can.
00:01:26Start the tape.
00:01:28Hi people, I am Surya Singh Tillu and this is Bombay.
00:01:40This is a city that never sleeps, yet it is called the city of dreams.
00:01:44This is the only city in the world where if you ask for the address, it is not in kilometers, but in minutes.
00:01:50Because brothers, time is the only value here.
00:01:52After hearing all this, my father came to Bombay from Punjab with all his time.
00:01:57He worked hard day and night, but did not make anything.
00:02:03Then Radha of Mathura came into his life.
00:02:06She is my mother.
00:02:07And with her came 10 buffaloes.
00:02:09Papa kept only one mother, but today we have 312 buffaloes, 127 cows, 7 mules and 4 buffaloes.
00:02:15There is a penthouse, we do milk business and we throw a lot of milk products in the market.
00:02:20And there is a good house.
00:02:22All this was given to us by Mumba Devi.
00:02:23Yes, if papa had painted the color I told him, it would have looked better.
00:02:27Papa too.
00:02:30Who is it?
00:02:31Mummy too.
00:02:32Now I just need a beautiful girl who does not let Munni enter the kitchen.
00:02:36And does not let the husband get out of the bedroom.
00:02:39I want such a girl.
00:02:40Why will not you get a beautiful girl?
00:02:43My son is so handsome.
00:02:45Come son, let me take your eyes off.
00:02:48Mummy, I am here.
00:02:50Come son, let me take your eyes off.
00:02:57By the way, even God could not understand girls.
00:02:59Do you know why?
00:03:00Because they do not have a sister.
00:03:01But I understand.
00:03:02Because I have a sister, Guddi.
00:03:04Who studies in 8th standard.
00:03:06And brother failed twice in 8th standard.
00:03:09Yes, but I read the entire comic in 2 hours.
00:03:13I am looking for such a virtuous girl.
00:03:15Who stays thirsty on Karwa Chauth.
00:03:16And stays hungry on Vatpurna and prays for my long life.
00:03:19Are you that hungry and thirsty girl?
00:03:22Cut.
00:03:24Cut, Sukhi.
00:03:25How is it?
00:03:26Very good, brother.
00:03:27Do you know I did not make this video for myself?
00:03:29I have made this for those poor girls.
00:03:31Who do not have the relations of handsome and beautiful boys.
00:03:36Then brother, what is Vatpurnima?
00:03:38This is a Maharashtrian festival.
00:03:40In which a wife ties a thread to a banyan tree for her husband's long life.
00:03:44And sings a song.
00:03:46And plays the melodium of long life.
00:03:51And paints a aditi from turmeric and Khunkha to make a aditi.
00:04:00And plays the melodium of long life.
00:04:03And paints a aditi from turmeric and Khunkha.
00:04:10Nice, hello.
00:04:11How are you, sister?
00:04:12Where are you, ma'am?
00:04:15You have a beautiful voice.
00:04:18Are you a singer?
00:04:21Really?
00:04:23That's what my husband calls me.
00:04:26By the way, you sing well too.
00:04:29But your voice is a bit like a man's.
00:04:35My husband's voice is very thin.
00:04:39Like a man's.
00:04:40So, it gets managed.
00:04:47Where do you live?
00:04:48Shivam Colony. In Girgaum.
00:04:53I have a friend who lives there.
00:04:55Disholkar.
00:04:56He has a grocery store in Lalbagh.
00:05:00Disholkar? He's my neighbour.
00:05:06He lives in number 12 and I live in number 14.
00:05:09Small world.
00:05:11They are very nice people.
00:05:12Yes, they are very nice.
00:05:14Their son, Dinesh, is also very nice.
00:05:18Just a little...
00:05:21A little what?
00:05:22Ma'am, I know everything.
00:05:26Who I am and what I am not.
00:05:29So, what do you want me to do?
00:05:31What?
00:05:32What?
00:05:34He gives mixed grains to people.
00:05:39If you ask for a kilo, he gives you 800 grams.
00:05:41Everyone does that these days.
00:05:43Yes.
00:05:45But he's a nice guy.
00:05:47And he doesn't have any bad habits either.
00:05:50He doesn't, right?
00:05:51No, no. He doesn't have any bad habits.
00:05:54It's just that if he gets rid of the habit of going to a dance bar after marriage...
00:05:58...it will be even better.
00:06:00Dance bar?
00:06:01Yes. The dream bar.
00:06:03The dream bar.
00:06:08What can I do now?
00:06:10This is my wife.
00:06:14Hey!
00:06:15What's your name?
00:06:17What's your name?
00:06:18My name?
00:06:19Yes.
00:06:21Shakuntala.
00:06:24My husband calls me honey.
00:06:28In a low voice?
00:06:29Don't call me that.
00:06:31Call me naughty.
00:06:33Naughty.
00:06:34I'll go now.
00:06:35Bye.
00:06:39Let's go to the dream dance bar.
00:06:42Let's go.
00:06:57Are you blind?
00:06:58Who are you waking up?
00:06:59Here, eat this orange.
00:07:00It will lighten your eyes.
00:07:02Let's go.
00:07:23Oh, my Veeru's life is in danger.
00:07:27Gabbar's scary smile.
00:07:34Oh, my Veeru's life is in danger.
00:07:38Gabbar's scary smile.
00:07:42I will break your anklets.
00:07:44I will get injured.
00:07:45I wish I could hide in your feet.
00:07:48Today is the spring.
00:07:49Today is the spring.
00:07:51Today is the spring.
00:07:52Dance in front of the dogs.
00:07:54Dance in front of the dogs.
00:07:56Dance in front of the dogs.
00:07:57Today is the spring.
00:07:59Today is the spring.
00:08:01Today is the spring.
00:08:02Dance in front of the dogs.
00:08:26You look at me.
00:08:28Someone else looks at you.
00:08:40You look at me.
00:08:42Someone else looks at you.
00:08:47You look at me like a deer.
00:08:50You look into my eyes.
00:08:53I will dance in such a way that no one can stop me.
00:08:57Even if it's 5 in the morning.
00:09:00Today is the spring.
00:09:01Today is the spring.
00:09:03Today is the spring.
00:09:04Dance in front of the dogs.
00:09:07Today is the spring.
00:09:08Today is the spring.
00:09:10Today is the spring.
00:09:11Dance in front of the dogs.
00:09:14I will dance today.
00:09:15I will dance today.
00:09:17I will dance even if the glass breaks in my feet.
00:09:23I will dance today.
00:09:25I will dance even if the glass breaks in my feet.
00:09:31I will dance today.
00:09:33I will dance even if the glass breaks in my feet.
00:09:38Today is the spring.
00:09:40Today is the spring.
00:09:41Dance in front of the dogs.
00:09:44Today is the spring.
00:09:46Dance in front of the dogs.
00:09:49Today is the spring.
00:09:50Dance in front of the dogs.
00:09:52Today is the spring.
00:09:54Today is the spring.
00:09:55Dance in front of the dogs.
00:10:22Cheers!
00:10:25Cheers!
00:10:29Drunkard.
00:10:30Corrupt.
00:10:31A girl.
00:10:33A gambler.
00:10:34Everything.
00:10:35Thank you, Mr. Madhu.
00:10:36You saved my daughter's future from getting ruined.
00:10:40You are a god for us.
00:10:41No, no.
00:10:43This is my job.
00:10:46What is this?
00:10:47This is my job.
00:10:48I have to do this.
00:10:49I have to do this.
00:10:50I have to do this.
00:10:51The thing is, not a single good girl should go to the wrong house.
00:10:55I have taken an oath.
00:10:57Do one thing.
00:10:59Find another good boy for Varsha.
00:11:02Okay, sir. Your fees.
00:11:04Okay?
00:11:06Listen.
00:11:07When you find a boy, do come to confirm.
00:11:11It's a matter of life.
00:11:13Don't take a chance.
00:11:14Goodbye.
00:11:17Let's go.
00:11:21What is this?
00:11:24I didn't earn as much as I thought I would, uncle.
00:11:26Who told you to go as Karamchand?
00:11:31You want to be Sindhi Sheikh or auntie.
00:11:34You want to try all the fruits and see which one suits you.
00:11:38So I got half a kilo of fruits for you.
00:11:40Look.
00:11:41Orange, lemon, watermelon and all the other fruits.
00:11:46You want to try all of them?
00:11:47Yes.
00:11:48Apple, watermelon and all the fruits.
00:11:52But why a dozen bananas?
00:11:56I ate them.
00:11:58You have to run around a lot to get things.
00:12:01That's why bananas, biryani and taxi.
00:12:05This is personal.
00:12:07The thing is, I am old now.
00:12:10And I am sick.
00:12:12I am sick too.
00:12:15A sick man doesn't eat biryani, uncle.
00:12:17And that too, not mutton biriyani.
00:12:21It's tasty.
00:12:23Your mill is closed.
00:12:25So I thought you'd do me a favour.
00:12:28You like biriyanis.
00:12:30Look, when your father needed it...
00:12:33When my father needed it, you gave me Rs. 1,200.
00:12:36I agree.
00:12:37But in eight years, I've had a biriyani worth Rs. 10,000.
00:12:40I have the bill.
00:12:41Where's the dacoit?
00:12:42Madhu, what are you doing? Why are you talking so loudly?
00:12:44My facial customer is relaxing over there.
00:12:47Who's the customer?
00:12:48Who's the customer?
00:12:49Isn't it Deshmukh aunty?
00:12:50Who is she?
00:12:51Yes, aunty.
00:12:53It's me, Madhu. How are you?
00:12:56Bless you, son.
00:12:57Not just bless you.
00:12:59Bless you and make sure the young kids have a good life.
00:13:02Rekha, you keep taunting everyone.
00:13:06Your son is so smart.
00:13:07But you're not happy with him.
00:13:11Look, aunty.
00:13:13I've saved 47 houses.
00:13:1547.
00:13:16I've taken blessings from so many people.
00:13:17You're old enough to break other people's marriages.
00:13:23You wanted a grandson.
00:13:24You're getting a blessing.
00:13:25Do you want to have a son?
00:13:29One day you'll understand
00:13:31how big a job your son is doing.
00:13:33You won't taunt me again.
00:13:35Yes.
00:13:35He used to say the same thing when he used to act in school and college.
00:13:38I'm the best actor.
00:13:39I'll get a job in Subhash Bhai's film.
00:13:42Not Subhash Bhai.
00:13:43Subhash Ghai.
00:13:44Gha. Gha.
00:13:45Yes.
00:13:46Did he get a job?
00:13:48He's after young boys.
00:13:50Who's a poor boy?
00:13:52Who's a poor boy?
00:13:53All of them are ruffians.
00:13:55Madhu can't be fooled.
00:13:57There's no decent boy in Bombay
00:14:02whom Madhu Mangal Rane considers a ruffian.
00:14:06Understand, Zafar?
00:14:08What about the horoscope, Yashoda?
00:14:10What's the problem?
00:14:11I have half a son.
00:14:13The priest said that Suraj and Sharma's daughter
00:14:16have 28 qualities.
00:14:17Really?
00:14:18That's great.
00:14:19My son has a lot of qualities.
00:14:22Why won't he have them?
00:14:23It's important to have qualities for marriage.
00:14:25Son, just understand that
00:14:27you'll get rid of your bad luck in marriage.
00:14:29Then you'll rule.
00:14:30Yes, mom.
00:14:31Listen, I want to talk to that girl in English.
00:14:34Got it?
00:14:35No matter how much you know.
00:14:37Dad, he can talk for hours in English.
00:14:38Wow.
00:14:40Shut up.
00:14:41I mean, I can talk for hours.
00:14:43This isn't the time to joke.
00:14:46You'll get married when you reach there.
00:14:48You'll reach there by tomorrow evening.
00:14:50Why don't you change the gear?
00:14:53You're going to die.
00:14:54Let him ride.
00:14:58Son, you take care of your dad's milk business.
00:15:01Yes, uncle. I take care of my dad's milk business.
00:15:08I mean, I take care of the milk business, auntie.
00:15:11And we also start throwing curd and ghee all over the market.
00:15:14We pack it and sell it.
00:15:16Hail the Goddess of milk in the name of Bhandar.
00:15:18As if it's a flower.
00:15:26She's our daughter.
00:15:27She's our daughter.
00:15:28Greetings.
00:15:31Come, son. Have a seat.
00:15:32You come here.
00:15:34Yes. Sit here.
00:15:41Hello.
00:15:43I'm hello. Suraj.
00:15:46So, you're in the milk business?
00:15:47Oh, yes. We throw milk all over the market.
00:15:50Come, let's have some pudding sometime.
00:15:52What?
00:15:53I mean, you come to my dairy and I'll milk you something nice.
00:16:00Oh.
00:16:01Yeah.
00:16:03Nice.
00:16:04Yes.
00:16:11What kind of smell is this?
00:16:18What smell, son?
00:16:19I don't know, dad.
00:16:21It smells like ghee.
00:16:23From somewhere.
00:16:35Ghee smells like it's from the family.
00:16:37And you're so excited about such a small thing.
00:16:40Why did she have to create a scene for such a small thing?
00:16:43If you work for coal, you won't get your hands dirty.
00:16:47Sorry, sir.
00:16:48Don't you know the difference between coal and ghee?
00:16:50You fool.
00:16:51I didn't mean it like that.
00:16:52You didn't mean it like that.
00:16:53You got such a good proposal.
00:16:55You didn't mean it like that.
00:16:56Now, look, it's the trust of the girl from Dadar.
00:16:59The priest told me.
00:17:00But, I'm not getting any good qualities.
00:17:02What's there in good qualities? You should get good qualities.
00:17:04It's not necessary to get good qualities.
00:17:05Nonsense.
00:17:06Shut up.
00:17:07Listen.
00:17:08Yes, dad.
00:17:09Nain, use your magic on her this time.
00:17:11Okay, dad.
00:17:12The way I used it on your mom.
00:17:14Yes, dad.
00:17:15What magic did you use, aunt?
00:17:17I'll tell you.
00:17:17No, tell me.
00:17:19I'll tell you.
00:17:20No, tell me.
00:17:20You'll tell me if I keep quiet.
00:17:22Yes, tell me.
00:17:23He used to come to our house to buy milk.
00:17:27My father started liking him.
00:17:29He gave his best 22 buffaloes to our wedding.
00:17:33That's why the milk market is so popular.
00:17:37What do you say?
00:17:38Yes.
00:17:39So, love marriage, arranged marriage and dowry.
00:17:42Wow, dad.
00:17:44I've never seen a true lover like you.
00:17:49Sorry.
00:17:56Brother, these are the girls we need.
00:17:59Our lover.
00:18:00A player.
00:18:01A gambler.
00:18:02A gambler.
00:18:04All the girls fall for him.
00:18:05You'll have to do something like this.
00:18:09Duddu,
00:18:10Do you want me to stand on two buffaloes like this?
00:18:16The buffaloes will split up.
00:18:17And I'll get trapped.
00:18:19Brother, there's a difference between buffaloes and bikes.
00:18:21What are you talking about?
00:18:22Brother, this is the rumor of 1995.
00:18:24It's only a year from the 21st century.
00:18:26And 2000 is going to start.
00:18:29Don't you worry at all.
00:18:30Look, if you want to ruin the situation,
00:18:33come and do it on the 29th.
00:18:35It's spontaneous.
00:18:36Okay, listen.
00:18:37If you want to ruin the situation.
00:18:38Why are you getting tensed? I'll make it for you.
00:18:40It's a new word.
00:18:42What is it? Cool. Cool.
00:18:44Like that.
00:18:44Cool.
00:18:45The time has come, Mr. Rahim.
00:18:47Tomorrow, Akharkhule will refuse to give them a week.
00:18:51But no one has asked me for a week. How will I refuse?
00:18:53It's a dialogue from the film, Diwaar.
00:18:55Mr. Amit has said it.
00:18:56Okay.
00:18:56It has a bad boy in it.
00:18:58Now it's your turn to be a bad boy.
00:19:01Bad boy.
00:19:02Bad boy.
00:19:04Bad boy.
00:19:08Bad boy.
00:19:14Papplu.
00:19:15What did you say?
00:19:16We want to play Papplu.
00:19:18Then keep playing.
00:19:22Boring family.
00:19:38Bollywood song.
00:19:50Stay away. Stay away.
00:19:51Give him the money.
00:19:52Beggar.
00:19:53Can I give him a donation?
00:19:54Yes, you can give him a little.
00:19:55Okay.
00:19:56Stay away.
00:19:58Hi.
00:19:58Hey, uncle. Have fun.
00:19:59Let's go.
00:20:00Let's go, brother. You too.
00:20:01It's a signal.
00:20:02Brother, bad boy.
00:20:04Bad boy?
00:20:04Bad boy.
00:20:05Papplu.
00:20:36Who am I?
00:20:37And who are you?
00:20:38Bad boys.
00:20:39Make some noise.
00:20:41Bad boys.
00:20:42Make some noise.
00:20:43Bad boys.
00:20:44Papplu.
00:20:46Papplu.
00:20:50Yes.
00:20:52Hey, brother.
00:20:53Hey.
00:20:54Come on.
00:20:57Siddhi.
00:20:58Yes, brother.
00:20:59You made me drink too much today.
00:21:01It's okay, brother. Have fun.
00:21:02I'm not a bad boy.
00:21:04Brother, this is how bad boys do it.
00:21:05Is this how bad boys do it?
00:21:06Yes, brother.
00:21:07Come on.
00:21:08Come on.
00:21:09There's a fish in the mouth.
00:21:10Read it. Read it.
00:21:11There's a fish in the mouth.
00:21:14There's a fish in the mouth.
00:21:15Read it. Read it.
00:21:16There's a fish in the mouth.
00:21:18Bad boys. We are bad bad boys.
00:21:20We don't listen to anyone.
00:21:22Bad bad boys. We are bad bad boys.
00:21:25We are clean-hearted but a little bit goons.
00:21:27Bad bad boys. We are bad bad boys.
00:21:29We don't listen to anyone.
00:21:32Bad bad boys. Make some noise.
00:21:34Bad bad boys. Make some noise.
00:21:36Bad bad boys.
00:21:38We are bad bad boys.
00:21:41Bad bad boys. We are bad bad boys.
00:21:44We don't listen to anyone.
00:21:46Bad bad boys. We are bad bad boys.
00:21:49We are clean-hearted but a little bit goons.
00:21:51Bad bad boys. We are bad bad boys.
00:21:53Bad bad boys. We are bad bad boys.
00:21:56Bad bad boys. We are bad bad boys.
00:21:59Be careful.
00:22:02Get up.
00:22:10Hello, priest.
00:22:12Uncle.
00:22:14Hello, son.
00:22:17I think you will be my wife.
00:22:19Promise.
00:22:21Nice house, uncle.
00:22:23Mr. Pillu, you had said that your son was very gentle.
00:22:29Is there nothing bad in him?
00:22:30No, no.
00:22:31What is this?
00:22:33What is this?
00:22:34Take this.
00:22:34Don't show me.
00:22:35Look at it.
00:22:43What is it, Sukhi?
00:22:50Hey, stand up.
00:22:51What happened, dad?
00:22:52Stand up!
00:22:54What happened, dad?
00:22:55What is it?
00:22:56What is it?
00:22:58What?
00:23:02What is this?
00:23:14Oh...
00:23:16this?
00:23:18Uncle, you didn't understand the whole thing.
00:23:21I am not drinking beer, mom and dad.
00:23:23I was experimenting how we can mix milk and cow urine
00:23:27and how we can throw new products in the market.
00:23:30I'll throw it for you, son.
00:23:31Mr. Dhillon, I praised you so much to Mr. Charan.
00:23:35He was so happy.
00:23:36I didn't expect this from you two.
00:23:39Dear, go inside.
00:23:41Mr. Dhillon, you go outside.
00:23:46Mr. Dhillon, you go outside.
00:23:50Are you coming or do you want to stand here?
00:23:53Come on.
00:23:55Mr. Dhillon, what are you doing?
00:23:59Mr. Dhillon, Mr. Dhillon.
00:24:00Mr. Dhillon, no.
00:24:04Mr. Dhillon, no.
00:24:05No, please.
00:24:06Mr. Dhillon.
00:24:07Mr. Dhillon.
00:24:08Mr. Dhillon.
00:24:09Mr. Dhillon, no.
00:24:12Mr. Dhillon.
00:24:20What?
00:24:21I haven't done anything wrong.
00:24:23I didn't know someone was clicking our photos.
00:24:24What are you saying?
00:24:26You've made me a fool.
00:24:28The whole community is saying that Mr. Dhillon's son is a drunkard.
00:24:33He'll become a bad boy.
00:24:34I've become a stupid boy.
00:24:36I admit that I made a mistake.
00:24:37But I just wanted to get you a girl.
00:24:43Hey, do one thing.
00:24:44I wanted to get you a girl for your wedding.
00:24:46Do one thing.
00:24:48And you go and find out.
00:24:49I've had beer for the first time at the age of 28.
00:24:52And someone clicked my photo at that time.
00:24:53That's strange.
00:24:55When we were looking for a girl..
00:24:57..when we were looking at her from a dirty angle..
00:24:59..who made a fool out of me and presented me to the girl's family?
00:25:03I didn't think of that.
00:25:05That means someone was following us everywhere.
00:25:08Forget about me. Nothing can be done now.
00:25:10Priest, you know what kind of a boy I am.
00:25:11Priest, I don't even look at the buffaloes of my stable.
00:25:14Priest, I'm not a bad boy.
00:25:15I know that. So what can I do?
00:25:18I've your photo with Mr. Chand.
00:25:19How do I make him understand?
00:25:20And anyway, he has asked some other priest..
00:25:23..to get that girl married somewhere else.
00:25:25I've incurred a loss.
00:25:26Priest, you've incurred a loss of money.
00:25:28Priest, my youth has incurred a loss.
00:25:29Move.
00:25:30Yes, aunt. You go.
00:25:31My youth is incurring a loss.
00:25:32Priest, you'll still earn money by doing part-time at Jaya Bharat.
00:25:35Yes, it's full-time. It's part-time.
00:25:37But this is how I run my house.
00:25:38I'm not doing anything, priest.
00:25:40And I've got a scar on my leg.
00:25:41My mother is talking about going to Vaishno Devi.
00:25:43She'll go there and perform the veneration..
00:25:44..so that her son comes on the right path. Tell me.
00:25:45Really?
00:25:46You haven't asked any priest to perform the veneration, have you?
00:25:48I've got plenty of time.
00:25:49Here.
00:25:50I don't have time, priest.
00:25:51Please tell me. Who is the man who has created this ruckus?
00:25:53No, I can't tell you his name.
00:25:55I've found out about that man with great difficulty from Mr. Charan.
00:25:57Who is he? Who is he? Tell me, priest.
00:25:58Look, son. I don't work for money at all. I swear.
00:26:01Give it to him. He doesn't work for money.
00:26:05Here, tell me.
00:26:06Madhu Mangal Rani.
00:26:07What?
00:26:08Madhu Mangal Rani.
00:26:11He lives in Sarodachal, Girgaon.
00:26:12Who is he?
00:26:13Wedding detective.
00:26:14Wedding detective?
00:26:16Yes.
00:26:16What does he do?
00:26:18He follows the boys.
00:26:20If the boys do anything wrong,
00:26:23he gives the evidence to the girl's family.
00:26:26No one could escape from him.
00:26:47Come on.
00:26:53That's right. That's how you do it.
00:26:54Is this how you do it?
00:26:55Yes, brother.
00:26:56Come on.
00:26:57Come on.
00:27:07He breaks marriages, scoundrel.
00:27:09He kicks the stomach of priests like me
00:27:11and the future of boys like you for money.
00:27:15He's not just Mangal by name.
00:27:17He's actually Mangal.
00:27:18The one whose horoscope has a snake in it,
00:27:20he destroys that person.
00:27:22If he's Mangal, then I'm Suraj too.
00:27:24And I'm Sukhi.
00:27:29Wedding detective.
00:27:30I've heard that name for the first time.
00:27:32It's not wedding detective.
00:27:33It's wedding destroyer.
00:27:34Yes.
00:27:35What do we do now?
00:27:37First, let's understand what that thing is.
00:27:38Correct.
00:27:39How?
00:27:40The same way.
00:27:42To understand a dog, you have to become a dog, Sukhi.
00:27:45I don't know what game that dog must be playing at this time.
00:27:50Undertaker.
00:27:52Come on.
00:27:53Cut it.
00:27:54How did your Undertaker come back?
00:27:56He's cheating.
00:27:57Yes, he's cheating.
00:27:58The one who loses, cries like this.
00:28:00And the winner never cries.
00:28:02Got it?
00:28:02And the one who cheats never cries.
00:28:04Who did you call a cheater, you idiot?
00:28:06Who did you call an idiot?
00:28:07Do one thing. Cut my card.
00:28:08Yes, cut it.
00:28:09I don't want to play.
00:28:10He never plays.
00:28:11Come on.
00:28:13He has a law background.
00:28:15Hey, cut it.
00:28:16Hey, cut it.
00:28:18You don't have the habit of crying?
00:28:21No.
00:28:21This guy, he's not the fat Chintu of Mr. and Mrs. Sharma.
00:28:25He's exactly what I want.
00:28:27Why didn't you come here?
00:28:29Okay, which case do you want to talk about?
00:28:31Yes, Mr. Bhatia, from Bhandup.
00:28:34He refused a girl. He's troubling her.
00:28:36Okay.
00:28:37This is his card.
00:28:40He's a vegetable vendor.
00:28:41Just call him.
00:28:43Is everything fine at home?
00:28:45Yes.
00:28:48I'll leave now.
00:28:50Brother.
00:28:51What?
00:28:52The food is served.
00:28:52Here you go.
00:28:57How are you, uncle?
00:28:59Roshi, what's this?
00:29:01You took just one bhakri?
00:29:03I have to go to the tuition class.
00:29:05I can't eat too much.
00:29:06Hey, you won't grow a beard.
00:29:09He thinks he won't get married if he grows a beard.
00:29:12He'll get married very soon, mom.
00:29:15I've seen two boys.
00:29:16One is a decent, smart and government job.
00:29:21One is a clerk at BMC.
00:29:23And the other is a TT at Kurla.
00:29:25Wow, son.
00:29:26When did you see this?
00:29:28Two scoundrels were after the boys.
00:29:29What?
00:29:31They're his friends.
00:29:32Yes.
00:29:33I even have their photos.
00:29:34Wow. Show me the photos.
00:29:38I'm eating.
00:29:39Show me. You just started.
00:29:41Show me.
00:29:43Roshi, give me the bag.
00:29:45Roshi, show me.
00:29:46Give it to me.
00:29:47You've done a good job, son.
00:29:49It's my bag.
00:29:50Give it to me.
00:29:52Eat your food.
00:29:57Roshi.
00:29:59Yes.
00:30:01Okay.
00:30:03Roshi, you should see it too.
00:30:05I don't want to see it.
00:30:07You and brother will like it.
00:30:09Once I finish my tuitions, you can eat whatever you want.
00:30:13This is what you call a cultured girl.
00:30:16A homebody.
00:30:16The real form of an Indian woman.
00:30:19Whose bag is this?
00:30:21Yours?
00:30:22You should find a good woman for yourself.
00:30:24You can't find a girl at this age.
00:30:28Whatever.
00:30:29Whatever. She'll talk nonsense.
00:30:31She's right.
00:30:32She'll talk nonsense.
00:30:33Hey, don't get up.
00:30:35Eat your food. Don't feel bad about what mom said.
00:30:37I'm going to get onions.
00:30:38If I had listened to her, I would've starved to death.
00:30:49Brother, why did you have to take the rent?
00:30:52You should've given me the milk.
00:30:54Shut up.
00:30:55I know what I'm doing.
00:30:57Hello.
00:30:58I want a big beard.
00:31:01And I want his turban and clothes.
00:31:03And a burqa for him.
00:31:05Burqa?
00:31:06Brother, I want a beard too.
00:31:08Why are you making me a fool?
00:31:08Shut up.
00:31:15Where do I put this, uncle?
00:31:23Not like this.
00:31:25I'll help you.
00:31:27Like this.
00:31:29Like this.
00:31:31Come on.
00:31:38Do you work in a drama company?
00:31:40Something like that, son.
00:31:42But there's only one actor in our drama company.
00:31:45He's a prostitute actor from his past life.
00:31:47He overacts too.
00:31:50Vishu, is there anyone else better than this Aslam Biryani guy?
00:31:55Isn't it? The one from the last episode. Mohammed Kabab.
00:31:59Nice meeting you, uncle.
00:32:00Okay. Okay.
00:32:04Hey, Appa.
00:32:06What's going on?
00:32:07Show your manliness from the inside.
00:32:10No one should know if there's a watch or a watchman inside.
00:32:15Lalit, where's Madhu's office?
00:32:19It's next to the fruit parlour.
00:32:21What nonsense, Shabnam.
00:32:24Oh, God.
00:32:26Don't talk nonsense.
00:32:28I'm not like you.
00:32:29Don't open your mouth.
00:32:30Yes.
00:32:32Oh, no.
00:32:34What is he doing here?
00:32:35Is he Madhu?
00:32:37Come on, Rani.
00:32:38Let's go and talk to him.
00:32:39Let's go.
00:32:41Come on.
00:32:48I'll be back.
00:32:50Drive safely.
00:32:51Bye.
00:33:07In a very moment, there are some quantities
00:33:09which changes its value with time and space.
00:33:12Hello, Kukarte sir.
00:33:14Oh, madam. How many times have I told you
00:33:16not to go behind the door like the one in front of you?
00:33:18Oh, madam. Hello. Listen.
00:33:22Oh, no.
00:33:23Oh, no.
00:33:24Oh, no.
00:33:25Oh, no.
00:33:26Oh, no.
00:33:27Oh, no.
00:33:28Oh, no.
00:33:29Oh, no.
00:33:31Oh, no.
00:33:32Oh, no.
00:33:33Oh, no.
00:33:34Oh, no.
00:33:35Oh, no.
00:33:37Oh, no.
00:33:39Madhu, come on. Hurry up.
00:33:41I am feeling sleepy.
00:33:42Who are you going to woo today?
00:33:44Mishra Ice Cream.
00:33:46Dadar.
00:33:47My favourite.
00:33:48I have got to know from secret sources
00:33:50that Mr. Mishra's son takes out his heat
00:33:52in the middle of cold ice cream
00:33:54after the shop is closed.
00:33:56Oh, my God.
00:33:57I'll be back in two minutes.
00:33:58Listen. Get some fruit from Mishra's shop for me.
00:34:01What?
00:34:03Now that his business is about to end,
00:34:04should I eat the last piece of fruit?
00:34:07Oh, my God.
00:34:10Why did you make me wear such an overcoat at night?
00:34:12It's better than a weird wig.
00:34:14Anyway, spies wear such clothes at night.
00:34:16Who are those fools who wear such clothes
00:34:17and go out at night?
00:34:18Look at him.
00:34:24Hello. Hello.
00:34:26Hello.
00:34:27Where are you going in such clothes at this hour?
00:34:30Did you see that?
00:34:31Didn't I tell you?
00:34:32That's what I was telling him.
00:34:33Who goes out at night in such clothes?
00:34:36And where are you going in such clothes at night?
00:34:41Whose house are you going to rob?
00:34:43They are such middle-class people.
00:34:45Sir, we are not thieves.
00:34:47Do we look like thieves?
00:34:48Do we look like thieves to you?
00:34:49And we are out on a night walk.
00:34:50It's a new culture.
00:34:51Yes, it's a culture.
00:34:52Yes, it's a new culture.
00:34:52Kid, don't even think about robbing in this condition.
00:34:59Understand, brother-in-law.
00:35:00Brother-in-law.
00:35:02Let's go.
00:35:02Let's go.
00:35:05Let's go.
00:35:06Who was he?
00:35:07I couldn't see his face.
00:35:08You couldn't see his face?
00:35:09Then why are you asking?
00:35:10Let's go.
00:35:31BHAJE HALE HALE
00:35:39The photo one.
00:35:40The box.
00:35:42The milk one.
00:35:44Sukhi.
00:35:45I found it.
00:35:46You found it?
00:35:47He wrote the milk one.
00:35:48Not your one?
00:35:49No.
00:35:50He has written negative here.
00:35:52Negative?
00:35:53What else has he written?
00:35:54He has kept the electricity bill.
00:35:56Why has he kept the electricity bill?
00:35:58Do we get such a bill?
00:35:59I don't know.
00:36:00How much is written?
00:36:01Yes.
00:36:12Hey, look.
00:36:14I got a picture.
00:36:16Wow, brother.
00:36:19He looks so unwanted.
00:36:21He is wearing red trousers.
00:36:24Show me.
00:36:30Grandpa.
00:36:31Kaka, is that you?
00:36:43Who is it?
00:36:45Kaka, where am I?
00:36:58Kaka, where am I?
00:37:18Kaka, where am I?
00:37:19Kaka, where am I?
00:37:28Kaka, where am I?
00:37:35Kaka, where am I?
00:37:46Madhu, I told you not to do this.
00:37:50Look, they came to your office today.
00:37:51They'll go to my parlour from here tomorrow.
00:37:53It's so dangerous for my girls.
00:37:56Yes.
00:37:57Girls?
00:37:59No one has come to your parlour for less than 50 years.
00:38:01I'll make them 20 years old. I'm a professional.
00:38:04Brother-in-law, what do we do?
00:38:06We go to the county.
00:38:07The constable goes to Kala Chowki and complains to the police.
00:38:10We can't complain to the police, mom.
00:38:13We can't complain to the police.
00:38:14We can't do it, mom. We can't do it.
00:38:17Why?
00:38:19The police will come and ask why you've kept these negative photos.
00:38:22What are you doing? Why are you doing this?
00:38:23Do you have a license? What will I say?
00:38:25Deva, you don't have a license.
00:38:27You should get a permission.
00:38:29Otherwise, the work is considered wrong.
00:38:31Yes, you have it.
00:38:32What?
00:38:33Do you have a permission for a beauty parlour?
00:38:36But I don't ruin the lives of people like you.
00:38:40I make them beautiful.
00:38:42You make them beautiful.
00:38:45When women leave the parlour, the dogs bark at them.
00:38:48Yes, they are your abandoned dogs.
00:38:50Abandoned dogs?
00:38:51Brother, what is this?
00:38:53Why are you fighting like a dog and a cat?
00:38:54What did I insult you?
00:38:55Tell me.
00:38:56Tell me what happened.
00:39:00Tell me, what do I have to do?
00:39:06Uncle.
00:39:08Uncle, I want to milk the cow and water the cow.
00:39:17May you be ruined.
00:39:21May you be ruined.
00:39:23Everything is ruined.
00:39:24What happened, uncle?
00:39:25Look at this.
00:39:26Someone has done such a disgusting thing.
00:39:28He mixed water in all our milk and ghee.
00:39:32Who must have done this?
00:39:34He is a good builder.
00:39:36He is jealous of our progress.
00:39:38I won't spare him.
00:39:39I will break his bones.
00:39:41Move aside.
00:39:45Brother, did this good builder do this?
00:39:46Are you mad?
00:39:49He did this.
00:39:51Who did this?
00:39:52We entered his office and he entered our terry.
00:39:54A spy?
00:39:55The priest was right.
00:39:56He is a real fool.
00:39:58I don't know whose horoscope he must be in.
00:39:59Look at this, brother.
00:40:00He has clicked so many photos of you.
00:40:03Look at this, brother.
00:40:05What kind of a man is he?
00:40:07He followed me everywhere and I didn't even realise.
00:40:09And yes, I developed him in his family by mistake.
00:40:14So he is Madhu Mangal Rane.
00:40:16Yes.
00:40:17He has ruined our business and your life too.
00:40:29Sukhi makes milk that doesn't turn into cottage cheese.
00:40:33I will ruin her life and improve myself too.
00:40:36I didn't celebrate this Tuesday's Friday.
00:40:38So I didn't drink the milk of my village either.
00:40:44Boss, will you make me drink the tea of the entire city?
00:40:47What is this?
00:40:49Brother, cheers.
00:40:54He is here.
00:40:55Keep it here.
00:40:56I will drink it later.
00:41:02I will drink it later.
00:41:33Why do you need all these things?
00:41:36Your skin is so fair that it will turn into cream from your moustache.
00:41:43I am Suraj.
00:41:44Will you be my light?
00:41:46Yes.
00:41:50Will you?
00:41:51Brother.
00:41:54Brother, what do you want?
00:41:57Boss, what do you want?
00:42:01What do you want?
00:42:02What do you want?
00:42:03I want that blue box.
00:42:05This one?
00:42:06Yes, this one.
00:42:12Yes, that one.
00:42:14That is for my mother.
00:42:15My mother is very fond of becoming a woman.
00:42:18I mean, she is very fond of all these things.
00:42:22Which one should I take?
00:42:26Should I take the purple one?
00:42:27Should I take the red one?
00:42:29Green?
00:42:30I don't know which one is which.
00:42:32Will you help me?
00:42:36I have never used all these things.
00:42:37So I don't know which one to take.
00:42:41How does your mother look?
00:42:43All mothers are beautiful.
00:42:46That is true.
00:42:48But what is the colour?
00:42:49White or black?
00:42:50You can make it a little whiter than black.
00:42:53It will be somewhere around black.
00:42:55I will go to my father.
00:42:56Okay.
00:42:58I think this will look good on your mother.
00:43:00All three of them?
00:43:01Yes.
00:43:01Should I put them together?
00:43:04I have to put them together.
00:43:09Brother, should I pack this?
00:43:11I am seeing for the first time that someone is taking a lipstick for his mother.
00:43:15Does your mother want anything else?
00:43:16Liner, mascara, nail polish.
00:43:19I have a lot of things.
00:43:21She is my mother, not a model.
00:43:23She is my mother, not a model.
00:43:27Give me my things.
00:43:30Hello.
00:43:32Brother, her dice is over.
00:43:34Brother, her dice is over.
00:43:36I don't want it.
00:43:38Brother, take it from the back.
00:43:43What happened?
00:43:46I think the petrol is over.
00:43:49No, the petrol won't be over.
00:43:50When the petrol is over, it stops.
00:43:54Your clutch is over.
00:43:56I mean, your cap.
00:43:57Okay.
00:43:58So you found out this by looking at my bike?
00:44:02I can tell by looking into your eyes that
00:44:04the man's stones are inside or outside the gallbladder.
00:44:07Really?
00:44:10Mechanic, should I put a motor on the cycle and make it a motorcycle?
00:44:14What happened, madam?
00:44:15The cap is not working. Should I check?
00:44:18The clutch is over.
00:44:19I was telling you.
00:44:20The clutch is over.
00:44:21By tomorrow, both of us...
00:44:23I mean, I will fix it by tomorrow.
00:44:26Just tell me your address.
00:44:27He knows me.
00:44:29You tell me the address.
00:44:33I don't know you. What about that?
00:44:34Me? I am Surya Singh Tillu.
00:44:37And you?
00:44:40Tulsi Rane.
00:44:42Tulsi.
00:44:43Not Tulsi. Tulsi.
00:44:45Tulsi. Rane.
00:44:47Rane. Rane is fine.
00:44:49Mr. Rane, come. I will drop you on the bike.
00:44:51He is a good man.
00:44:52We will save him by tomorrow.
00:44:54Don't catch me. Catch the bike.
00:44:56And I won't even apply the brakes.
00:44:58Really?
00:44:59I swear on my mother. I won't even apply the brakes on the signal.
00:45:01Trust me. Trust me.
00:45:03He is a very good man. Go.
00:45:05We will save him by tomorrow.
00:45:12Let's go.
00:45:18Thank you for helping me.
00:45:19You are most welcome.
00:45:20I will call you tomorrow and return your moped.
00:45:23No problem.
00:45:25Listen.
00:45:26If I could get your number, it would be easier to call you.
00:45:29There are no pigeons and donkeys these days.
00:45:34Hi.
00:45:35Here are your things.
00:45:41What's up?
00:45:42One glass of milk.
00:45:44Two glasses of milk.
00:45:45One glass of milk.
00:45:46Two glasses of milk.
00:45:48Two glasses of milk.
00:45:51Two glasses of milk.
00:45:54Two glasses of milk.
00:45:55Tell me what happened.
00:45:56I have got two proposals for you.
00:45:59He had shown me the photo.
00:46:00TT and the government servant.
00:46:02They saw your photo and went crazy.
00:46:05Crazy?
00:46:07What do you mean? I had gone to meet both of them.
00:46:09So the TT from Kurla called me.
00:46:11She said she will come to see me on Tuesday.
00:46:13Government.
00:46:14Servant.
00:46:16Do it.
00:46:17Very few girls get such an opportunity.
00:46:22Very few.
00:46:24You will get a pension.
00:46:25And a lifelong railway trip for free.
00:46:29Oh God!
00:46:30And the boy is fair.
00:46:31He is fair.
00:46:32He is fair but not useless.
00:46:34Yes.
00:46:35The girl is fair, Mr. Tilo.
00:46:36Though she is illiterate.
00:46:38It's good that she is not educated.
00:46:39At least she will do the household chores.
00:46:41And anyway, son.
00:46:42These days you get illiterate girls by luck.
00:46:45Then throw Guddi out of the school.
00:46:46Why are you teaching her?
00:46:48We will have an illiterate girl in our house too.
00:46:50Not now.
00:46:51I have bought a new school bag and sandals the day after tomorrow.
00:46:53Wait.
00:46:55I am talking about the daughter-in-law.
00:46:56Not the daughter.
00:46:57Here is your tea.
00:46:58So? Do you want to find a date, Mr. Tilo?
00:47:00Date after date after date after date.
00:47:04But I am not getting justice.
00:47:05What justice?
00:47:06Brother.
00:47:07Brother, I am not getting the girl I want.
00:47:09Shut up.
00:47:11You and your brother.
00:47:14We have made you two blacken your faces.
00:47:17Don't talk nonsense.
00:47:18Don't touch me.
00:47:19Got it?
00:47:20I am going to Amritsar.
00:47:21I will get the girl.
00:47:23Listen to me carefully.
00:47:26The girl will be the one I want.
00:47:29Not the one we want.
00:47:35How can I marry an illiterate girl?
00:47:37I know the difference between macro and micro economics.
00:47:40The first account of this family is in the first class.
00:47:44Brother, if you had given me some more money..
00:47:45..I would have given you 80 percent as well.
00:47:47You didn't make me a bad boy.
00:47:52I will lose my youth.
00:47:55I don't know if I have a good girl in my life.
00:47:58Brother, write your fate yourself.
00:48:01Don't give up.
00:48:02Be the Sikander of your destiny.
00:48:04Be a man.
00:48:05Be a storm.
00:48:06Be a new calamity, not a new calamity.
00:48:08I am neither a drunkard nor a gambler.
00:48:10Break these chains.
00:48:11Break this wall.
00:48:13God is witness to this.
00:48:14Bakhtawar!
00:48:18Sit down, brother.
00:48:19Bakhtawar is sitting outside as well.
00:48:21How many times have I told you..
00:48:22..not to go out of Amitabh Bachchan's bungalow on Sundays?
00:48:25Tell me, what do I have to do?
00:48:27Your mouth has healed, brother.
00:48:32Hello.
00:48:33Hello.
00:48:34Tulsi.
00:48:36This is Suresh speaking.
00:48:38Oh, the rich milkman.
00:48:39Yes, yes. Very rich milkman.
00:48:41I was saying that your mopad is ready.
00:48:44Okay, fine.
00:48:45Tell the mechanic to come and give it to me.
00:48:47He will take the money.
00:48:48No, no. The mechanic put a mobile bubble and caught me.
00:48:51Now I will have to give the delivery.
00:48:53Do you have a commission in this?
00:48:55No, no. What commission will I have in this?
00:48:57I was saying that you would have got your mopad..
00:49:00..and I would have got you.
00:49:01What do you mean?
00:49:02I mean.. I mean nothing.
00:49:03I wanted to talk to you about something important.
00:49:06What do you want to talk about? Tell me now.
00:49:08I will tell you over the phone.
00:49:09What will I tell you when I meet you tomorrow?
00:49:11Let's meet tomorrow at 12 o'clock.
00:49:13You will get your mopad and we will watch a film.
00:49:17I don't like films.
00:49:18Really? Even I don't like them.
00:49:20What do you like? We will watch that.
00:49:22You call me wherever you want.
00:49:23I will come whenever you call me.
00:49:25We will watch whatever you want to watch.
00:49:28Oh, my God!
00:49:31You like Marathi plays, right?
00:49:33Yes, yes. Marathi plays are the best.
00:49:35I watch all of them.
00:49:37Do you know that everyone in our family likes plays?
00:49:40I can see that.
00:49:41What do you mean?
00:49:42I mean you have such an artistic family.
00:49:44Yes, that's true.
00:49:45Don't you watch Marathi plays?
00:49:47No, I watch the milk work.
00:49:49No, I mean that is also very entertaining.
00:49:51Yes.
00:49:53You know Marathi, right?
00:49:55Yes, I know a little bit.
00:49:57But I understand all the Marathi words.
00:50:01When did you come to Mumbai?
00:50:02I was born here, in Ghatkopar.
00:50:04Yes, you should know Marathi.
00:50:06You have been in Mumbai for so many years.
00:50:07But you don't know Marathi?
00:50:10I know Marathi.
00:50:12Hey, the hen has hatched.
00:50:14How long will it take?
00:50:15Here is the money.
00:50:16Hail Shivaji. Hail Maharashtra.
00:50:18Very good.
00:50:19From now on, we will talk in Marathi.
00:50:21Yes, get me tea.
00:50:24Get you tea.
00:50:25Get you tea.
00:50:26No, I said get you tea.
00:50:27Get you tea.
00:50:28Yes, get you tea.
00:50:29Duryodhana has misused our land.
00:50:33If we have the land, he will come to fight with us.
00:50:36That's all, right?
00:50:37Brother.
00:50:38No, no, no.
00:50:39We don't want to fight this war.
00:50:41We want to fight this war.
00:50:43This war.
00:50:44This war.
00:50:46This war.
00:50:50He is getting started.
00:50:51Very good. Very good.
00:50:52Uncle Shakuni.
00:50:53Very good.
00:50:54Uncle Shakuni, I have taken it in my hands.
00:50:57What?
00:50:58Sit. Sit.
00:51:00Uncle, I am going to eat you.
00:51:03Sit.
00:51:06You were looking for me on the mountain.
00:51:10But I was exercising in the garden.
00:51:19Very good. Very good.
00:51:25Hey, Tripathi.
00:51:27I am Shambhal. Shambhal.
00:51:28Leave me.
00:51:30Leave me, Duryodhana. Leave me.
00:51:32What nonsense is this, a woman with a king in your court?
00:51:36For you, a woman is just a thing.
00:51:39One has to lose in a fight and the other has to win.
00:51:43Very good, Dhrotichak.
00:51:44Very good.
00:51:46The battle is ahead.
00:51:47The Marathas are coming.
00:51:49I am enjoying it.
00:51:50What are you saying, uncle?
00:51:56I am not saying that.
00:51:58I am enjoying it.
00:51:59To be honest, my eyes are sweating.
00:52:03How did you like it?
00:52:04It's my favourite play.
00:52:05I have seen it eight times.
00:52:06You didn't understand it for the first time?
00:52:13Okay, I will drop you home and leave.
00:52:16No, I am taking you home.
00:52:17I will teach you coaching class at night.
00:52:19Okay.
00:52:21I will drop you to the coaching class.
00:52:22Come.
00:52:28What happened?
00:52:31My marriage is about to get fixed.
00:52:37With whom?
00:52:39I don't know.
00:52:40It's some government servant.
00:52:43But I was left alone and someone else came to drive.
00:52:46What?
00:52:47No, I mean, are you happy?
00:52:51I don't know.
00:52:52What are you saying?
00:52:53Either you are happy or you are not.
00:52:55This is not a fever that the doctor will tell you
00:52:56that you have fever of 102 or 103.
00:53:00Shall I tell you something from the bottom of my heart?
00:53:05You know, when a girl like you touches me
00:53:08I feel like I am eating 10 kilos of cottage cheese out of a kilo of milk.
00:53:12You are so beautiful and cultured.
00:53:15You are the real form of an Indian woman.
00:53:21Come with me.
00:53:22What? Come on.
00:53:23I will go and tell the government servant not to come.
00:53:24Come on. Come on.
00:53:25No, I want you to come with me.
00:53:27You should know everything about me.
00:53:28Then you decide how I am.
00:53:29You are nice.
00:53:31Madam.
00:53:32Yes, come on. Come on.
00:53:33Come on. Come on.
00:53:34Will this mechanic also come with us?
00:53:36He has become my best friend.
00:53:37Yes, best friend. Jai Veeru.
00:53:39You don't call me by my name.
00:53:40I know everything.
00:53:41Jai Veeru.
00:53:44Come on, Jaya.
00:53:44Whose sister are you?
00:53:53She goes to the karate class.
00:53:55I hope you didn't call me here to beat me.
00:53:56It's not karate, it's kukate classes.
00:53:58Do you know what kukate classes are?
00:54:00What are they?
00:54:01Come on, let's find out what they are.
00:54:02The concept of interference is made clear by Ripple Taq Ex-Women.
00:54:06Do you understand?
00:54:07Yes, sir.
00:54:08Very nice.
00:54:10Greetings, sir.
00:54:11You have come again.
00:54:12Who is he?
00:54:13What fun does he have in doing this?
00:54:15Shut up.
00:54:17Hi, sir.
00:54:18Hi.
00:54:18Bye, sir.
00:54:20Sit on my feet, sir.
00:54:21Who is he?
00:54:22What is going on here?
00:54:23Everyone comes to my club.
00:54:24Why do you want to get beaten up?
00:54:26No one listens to me.
00:54:27Where did she go?
00:54:29Is she that much?
00:54:29Suraj.
00:54:31There she is.
00:54:35There she is.
00:54:36She has disappeared again.
00:54:37Is she playing hide and seek with us?
00:54:40Sir, the door.
00:54:41What?
00:54:42Look at this.
00:54:43The door.
00:54:44Be careful.
00:54:45Tulsi.
00:54:46Sir, is she a cook here?
00:54:48Tulsi.
00:54:50Have you seen Tulsi?
00:54:52What are you cooking?
00:54:53Pumpkin.
00:54:54This girl has made a fool out of us.
00:54:55Tulsi.
00:54:56Tulsi.
00:54:59Tulsi.
00:55:15The world is on.
00:55:17I am presenting my assistant.
00:55:20The very first female DJ of Mumbai.
00:55:23DJ Tina.
00:55:51Hello, Peepa.
00:55:53Hello, Peepa.
00:55:54Hello, Peepa.
00:55:56Hello, Peepa.
00:55:57Hello, Peepa.
00:55:59Hello, Peepa.
00:56:02She is the same girl.
00:56:04Her grandpa knows her.
00:56:06I don't think so.
00:56:07Didn't you see how she hid herself like a bottle of liquor?
00:56:09Madhu Mangalrade.
00:56:12He is making a fool out of the world.
00:56:13And the whole house is making noise.
00:56:16Sir, this is amazing.
00:56:18You have found a 7 feet tall guy.
00:56:21What?
00:56:22If this news gets out,
00:56:24Madhu Mangalrade will be humiliated.
00:56:25And Tulsi's wedding will be called off.
00:56:27Then the girl will come running to you.
00:56:29And you will get married and live in the house.
00:56:31And you will take revenge too.
00:56:32Give me a hug.
00:56:34I mean,
00:56:35milk and curd and cottage cheese both?
00:56:37Yes.
00:56:38But Sukhi, if Tulsi finds out,
00:56:41her heart, kidneys, lungs, liver, everything will be broken.
00:56:43Isn't that too much?
00:56:44I mean, her heart will be broken.
00:56:46Even Sukhi has come up with a bad idea.
00:56:49I have an idea.
00:56:50What?
00:56:56Thanks to our rocking DJ Chetan
00:56:58for giving me this opportunity.
00:57:03I don't know if I will be able to become the first female DJ.
00:57:06Because I might get married before that.
00:57:10And I will meet him in my in-laws' house, washing clothes.
00:57:13I will have a mixer in my hands, but there will be no songs in it.
00:57:16I will have to mix vegetables.
00:57:19And I will have to do all the household chores.
00:57:21And if I haven't done it,
00:57:23everyone will say that the girl is a drama queen.
00:57:28And if she is, then she is.
00:58:13Tell me about yourself.
00:58:15She is in a different state of mind.
00:58:17It's a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night, a night,
00:58:47a night.
00:58:49Here we go.
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01:01:22Hey, yo, what do you have to blow that up?
01:01:25You've got a coaching miss you can't hear it. I don't swore to Narika Rupa. Yeah. Yeah, what do I?
01:01:32Newspaper concert up to your bed. You saw me Jai Bharat
01:01:35Thank you, or better up make her go to Daria. There are a lot of me girl. Can you call up some of them?
01:01:39Oh
01:02:09Buraa Parvati. Yeah, I don't know Kashmir. Come forward to a to push it say
01:02:14Sava Sakaan to the economy
01:02:17Hey, Puri, yeah, I said, huh?
01:02:19I'm go payla bataya. Kuna to know huh?
01:02:21Jumbo to the Sepulchre. Kira. I'll go late. Kio. Atti. Hey, don't you know my record?
01:02:25Yeah, I'm extra classes. Let me go take a class is me. I'm gonna go to the repair
01:02:30What was I need Karna Chaiya that Madhu Bangal Ranejo Puri dunia barkey Jossy karta pitta
01:02:35Walk up to the economy. What did you bank a jute nipa Karpaya?
01:02:40Get the moon
01:02:43Because Allah kind of job like a Riza
01:02:47Hi, don't hate o'connor
01:02:49He took a joke or necker or take over to Logan a bullet, huh?
01:02:52Can you give beauty parlor to learn a cheap at me? Huh?
01:02:55Do never took you on I to bus
01:02:58Mirko be DJ one day. Hey, look at you DJ. Hey, yeah
01:03:01Yeah, I need beauty parlor. Madhav. Haruka stop. Yeah late night
01:03:07Second, okay. So I'm just a shorty shorty. Shorty. Shorty. Kappa. Can I tell you about that? Yeah, but I can't
01:03:13Hey, Dada, Mirko be pata. Tunkul late night or Chota Kapoor say Koi Parak. Nipata
01:03:19Tamara ego, you know, what do I get to go?
01:03:22Yes, I'm crazy about that. Shall I come on the country detective?
01:03:25They feel anyway
01:03:29Gustavo a fail to do who I hear a Madhu
01:03:34Marley
01:03:36Look to per Hasega to to Karengar a beta
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01:05:24Surabh Dhillon.
01:05:26What?
01:05:29Surabh Dhillon.
01:05:30He gave me the photo. He told me.
01:05:33The milkman?
01:05:36The one who owns a stable?
01:05:42He was following my sister?
01:05:45Let me call him.
01:05:47I'm picking up.
01:05:51Yes, hello. Jai Matarani Milk Shop.
01:05:53Hello, Mr. Surabh Dhillon.
01:05:56Yes, hello. Who is this?
01:06:00I can't even recognize your voice, you milkman.
01:06:03You're a Bill Clinton to recognize my voice?
01:06:05Who is this?
01:06:06I'm Madhu Mangal Rane.
01:06:09Oh! Mr. Jassu.
01:06:13How are you, sir? What's going on? You look hot.
01:06:16Is everything okay?
01:06:17You've been spying on Jassu's house, son.
01:06:21First you barged into my office.
01:06:23Then you barged into my house.
01:06:25You ruined my sister's wedding.
01:06:27Hey! You're the one who's responsible for this wedding.
01:06:30It's our milk business. You know it.
01:06:33Didn't you mess with Dubi?
01:06:38What did you think? I won't find out?
01:06:42I'm a detective, not a milkman.
01:06:45So what? You're a detective?
01:06:47You don't know what your sister does.
01:06:49Only the neighbors know what their daughter is up to.
01:06:52You're going to regret this, Mr. Suraj Dhillon.
01:06:57I've punished my sister for her mistake.
01:07:00I've stopped her drama from now on.
01:07:03What do you mean?
01:07:05Did you stop her work?
01:07:07Yes.
01:07:09And now it's your turn.
01:07:11Listen, do you know how to swim?
01:07:14Yes, I do. Why are you asking?
01:07:16Because this time, along with Ganpati,
01:07:18I'm going to mislead you as well.
01:07:27What happened, brother?
01:07:28Is everything okay? Are you serious?
01:07:31The detective found out that we published the photo in the newspaper.
01:07:39What if the other person finds out?
01:07:42It's okay. We've taken our revenge.
01:07:45But I really like her.
01:07:50She's going to be heartbroken.
01:07:56I shouldn't have listened to you.
01:08:00Ma'am.
01:08:01Ma'am.
01:08:31Long live.
01:08:32Mohanlal Murthy.
01:08:35Long live.
01:08:36Mohanlal Murthy.
01:08:37Long live.
01:08:39Mohammad Ghotse.
01:08:41Long live.
01:08:42Mohanlal Murthy.
01:08:44Long live.
01:08:45Come on, come on.
01:08:59Tulsi.
01:09:01Hello.
01:09:02Suraj?
01:09:06This is a gift from Lord Ganesha for you.
01:09:11Welcome.
01:09:16Do I look like a real Indian woman?
01:09:18Yes.
01:09:22My DJ job is over.
01:09:24I'll just sit at home now.
01:09:27100% pure cultured girl.
01:09:33I wanted to tell you something.
01:09:36What?
01:09:39I wanted to say sorry.
01:09:45I'm sorry.
01:09:47Why are you saying sorry?
01:09:48I'm sorry.
01:09:54Wait a minute.
01:09:56The day you came to the pub,
01:09:58the photo of that day is in the newspaper, right?
01:10:03Suraj, you did all this?
01:10:05But you...
01:10:06I'll start from the beginning.
01:10:07Your brother called off my wedding.
01:10:09So, to avenge that, I raided his office.
01:10:12And I found you.
01:10:14And on the first sight,
01:10:16in the bright light of the torch,
01:10:19I fell in love with you.
01:10:23Then I followed you.
01:10:24We talked.
01:10:26And you took me to the disco that day.
01:10:28And...
01:10:29I took a photo of you in the disco.
01:10:32And I thought that if I published it in the newspaper,
01:10:35then your brother would also get a lesson.
01:10:37And that government servant would also run away.
01:10:39And...
01:10:40Both of us will meet.
01:10:44Wow.
01:10:45So, you took revenge from my grandfather.
01:10:47And you also ruined my career.
01:10:49I didn't ruin your career.
01:10:50And now you want me to forgive you and come to you.
01:10:54You're so smart.
01:10:56You know, even after all this happened,
01:10:58there was only one thing that I was a little careful about.
01:11:01That there is someone who understands me.
01:11:03With whom I can share everything.
01:11:06And maybe something can happen.
01:11:10But I didn't know
01:11:12that you would turn out to be so selfish.
01:11:14There is no difference between you and my grandfather.
01:11:16Both of you don't care about anyone's emotions.
01:11:20Go to hell.
01:11:45No one will survive.
01:11:47Isn't it, brother?
01:12:14I love you.
01:12:44I love you too.
01:13:14I love you too.
01:13:44I love you a lot.
01:13:46I love you for the Marathi language.
01:13:49Ajun Shakeel.
01:13:51But I...
01:13:53Please forgive me.
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