The Story of Tracy Beaker Series 3-07.Just Desserts/ Mind Your Own Business
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00:00I can make my world come true. All my dreams will see me through. Doesn't matter what may come my way. Believe me now, I will win someday.
00:30Sorry, I've got to turn them off. I've been up ages.
00:38If you ask me, it's a waste of a Saturday. We could be doing stuff now. I'm not paying you peanuts.
00:43I like peanuts. See ya.
00:49Oh, you guys are up early.
01:01Well, look at it from Barry's point of view. It would have been a disaster if he was late.
01:05It would have been an even bigger disaster if I got hold of it.
01:08You can't blame him for being excited, Tracy.
01:10It's only a crummy Saturday job, and the money's pants.
01:13They pay me pants. Cool.
01:15Money's not everything, Noel. And perhaps encouragement would have been better than whinging.
01:20I don't whinge. How dare you accuse me of whinging. I wouldn't even know how to whinge.
01:24And it's just a Saturday.
01:26I don't whinge. How dare you accuse me of whinging. I wouldn't even know how to whinge.
01:30At least he's got a chance of getting out of this dump.
01:32I know you love us really, Jackie.
01:35Can I have that last sausage, please, Duke? It's not for me. It's for my friend, Elvis the Alien.
01:42He's invisible.
01:44All right, Marco. Just this once.
01:46Hey! He's eaten it!
01:49I'm not eating it. I'm just putting it in a safe place for Elvis.
01:54Hey, can my other tent friend have an extra egg?
01:56Jackie, tent friends are serious business. You don't want to mess with that stuff.
01:59He's right, you know.
02:01Anyway, best be off. Some of us have got real friends.
02:05Woo!
02:22Hiya, Maureen.
02:23Hi, Dave.
02:24Welcome aboard. Dave will get you started.
02:27Bradley.
02:28Actually, my friends call me Bouncer.
02:30Oh, right.
02:32Well, why don't I call you Orphanage Boy?
02:34We'll see how it goes from there.
02:47Hi, Karen. Thought you might need some help on your shopping trip for your new outfit for the publisher this afternoon.
02:51Too late.
02:54But...
02:56Oh, this is Zara. She's my agent.
02:59But you look like a newsreader.
03:01Exactly. It's perfect.
03:04And this must be the little girl you've been telling me about.
03:09How delightful.
03:11Delightful?
03:18Do you know what happened to the last person who did that?
03:30Beep. 55 million light years.
03:32Beep. 51 million light years.
03:35Beep. 55 million light years.
03:37Marco, isn't it your turn to help us clean the cutlery?
03:40But, Duke, I've got to help Elvis get back to his home planet.
03:46You let him get away with it? Just like that?
03:50What if I told you that my...
03:53imaginary friend didn't believe in the polishing?
03:56Becky, aren't you a little too mature and sensible for that sort of thing?
04:00No, I'm not.
04:03I mean, yeah, of course I am.
04:09Okay. Yes.
04:13Yeah, it is a children's book.
04:16But I would also like it to be read by people as well.
04:22People who like stories.
04:26And, you know, stuff.
04:28Cam, that was spectacularly awful.
04:32Far too much umming and ahhing.
04:36She can't help it if she's not very good with words.
04:38You can't expect a publisher to believe in you if you don't believe in yourself.
04:45All right.
04:47I am Camilla Lawson.
04:51And I have written the best book in the world.
05:00I am Camilla Lawson.
05:04And I have written the best book in the world.
05:09Hey, that felt good.
05:11But she sounded all wrong.
05:13She sounded confident and professional.
05:16Exactly, and that's not Cam at all.
05:18Tracey, you're not exactly helping.
05:21Look, perhaps it might be better if you, um...
05:23What's the matter? Do you need Zara to tell you what to say?
05:26Look, it's just we haven't got very long before the meeting.
05:28Very well. I'll get my people to call your people.
05:31Tracey.
05:36Yo, Beaker. You're back early.
05:38No, I'm not. I'm back at exactly the time I want to be back.
05:41Whatever.
05:43Well, do you want to come and meet to see how bounce is going on?
05:46I thought you didn't care about your stupid Saturday job.
05:48Tracey, one has to support one's friends and family
05:52as they stride forward to a brave new world.
05:56And he works in a cake shop.
06:11He's going to get into so much trouble.
06:15He's in the middle of Duke's courgettes now. He'll go mad.
06:18No, he'll be more worried about the potatoes.
06:20Marco, what are you doing?
06:22He's looking for a dilithium...
06:24What?
06:26To power up his spaceship.
06:28Well, why didn't you stop him?
06:30It's got nothing to do with us.
06:32You told us it was serious business.
06:35What to do for my Saturday night?
06:38Marco, you and Elvis had better come in and have a wash.
06:46He was raving us.
06:49When he's supposed to be a professional.
06:51And the pound coins go in here.
06:53But wouldn't it be more helpful making pastry?
06:55I'm good at pastry.
06:57And the 20-pound notes go under there.
06:59And not in your pocket, orphanage boy.
07:01What are you suggesting?
07:03Either letting the zoo animals run free or some of your mates have arrived.
07:07Oh, no, I'll sort it.
07:16Hiya.
07:17Hi, Bouncer. Any free cakes going?
07:19Don't be soft. What are you two doing here?
07:21Just seeing if you're all right, bro.
07:23Yeah, I'm fine. No, just go.
07:25Yeah, you're scaring away our customers.
07:27What did he say?
07:28Lol, don't.
07:30I'll have you know, my good man, that I'm a customer.
07:33And if you'd be kind enough to show me a selection of your finest confectionery.
07:37Got any money?
07:38Why did you ask all your customers that question?
07:40Well, if they look like troublemakers, yeah.
07:42Dave!
07:43Don't.
07:44Two of your fattest, jammiest, creamiest donuts, if you please, my fine fellow.
07:54You can keep the change.
07:55Perhaps put it towards lessons in good manners.
08:01Hmm. Interesting bouquet.
08:04All right, you've had your fun. Now get out the pair of you.
08:07Yeah, come on, Lol. Time to...
08:10Oi, any of these going spare?
08:14Troublemaker, am I?
08:28Marco! That's mine!
08:31And those are my pillows. What are you doing?
08:33Elvis has shown me what his planet looks like.
08:35But it's an accident waiting to happen.
08:37Marco, what's all this?
08:39Hey, Nestle Wars!
08:41Hey, Nestle Wars! Now you're in for it, isn't he, Duke?
08:44Well...
08:45Elvis told me to do it.
08:47Look, just help him tidy it up, will you?
08:50What? Why should we? We didn't make the mess.
08:53Look, this Elvis business is very sensitive.
08:56He's got a point. You can cause mental trouble from messing with someone's imaginary friend.
09:01I knew you'd understand. Thanks.
09:03Honestly, Marco, this Elvis is a menace.
09:09What's so funny? There is no Elvis. I made him up.
09:12You what?
09:14You mean your imaginary friend is imaginary?
09:17And thanks to Elvis I've had the best day ever!
09:31I only wanted to give him some moral support.
09:33It's not my fault things got weird.
09:36You sure you don't want a bite?
09:38No thanks, it smelled funny.
09:40Still, it must be sad, you know, when people think they don't need you anymore.
09:45Yeah, it must be.
09:47So, how's your boring meeting?
10:08Oh, not so boring, actually, as it turns out.
10:12I thought you should be the first to know.
10:14I'm going to publish my book! Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
10:20Uh-uh, uh-uh.
10:22Well, you do realise how ridiculous you look.
10:24Oh, come on, Tracy, I thought you'd be excited.
10:26About the book you haven't let me read yet?
10:28And besides, wasn't your friend Zara the first to know?
10:31She's not my friend, Tracy.
10:33Actually, she's rather annoying.
10:35But without her I never would have got it published.
10:38And without another really annoying person, I never would have written it.
10:45Well, of course, I shall be expecting my usual fee.
10:52It's been ages since these have had a good degreasing.
10:55It'll give her something to remember you by when you're gone.
10:58Oh, and then if you could just do all these.
11:02Bradley, could you do one last thing for me?
11:06Pop to the supermarket and get some mayonnaise, will you?
11:09And try not to bring back another gang of hoodlums.
11:12You... You buy your mayonnaise from the supermarket?
11:16Have you got a problem with that?
11:18No. Well, it's just...
11:21I could knock some up for you in no time.
11:43Get your own.
11:50Mmm. Not bad for an off.
11:55For a beginner.
11:59Oh, there you are. Come on.
12:01Cam's taking us all out to dinner to celebrate getting her book published.
12:04Excellent.
12:06Oh, no, you could be...
12:08Hi, guys.
12:11Hi, guys. Guess what?
12:13I got a permanent Saturday job.
12:15They like me, they really like me.
12:17Er, you two, they didn't like so much.
12:20Oh, well.
12:22Other cake shops are available.
12:24Hey, listen.
12:26I'm sorry about, you know, earlier.
12:29That's OK, Lo. I shouldn't have pushed you around.
12:32I was stressed.
12:34No worries, bro.
12:37Listen, Lo.
12:39I hope you didn't eat any of those pies.
12:41Day's old, they are.
12:45Lo?
12:47Oh, well. One less for dinner.
12:49Extra portions for the beaker.
12:55No flipping. There's plenty more action coming.
12:58Now!
13:00Mind if we skip the chit-chat and go straight to consulting each other?
13:03Er, who wants breakfast?
13:05Where's Duke?
13:07He's got flu. Nathan's on the late shift and Shelley's got the day off.
13:10Her sister went into labour this morning.
13:12This timing couldn't be worse.
13:14We've got a new kid arriving later, Wilson.
13:17His mum's in hospital. He's going to be staying here for a bit.
13:20And I care because...?
13:22Wilson is going to be sharing with you.
13:24Or with Michael.
13:26I can't do that.
13:28I don't care who and I don't care how.
13:30When Wilson arrives, one of you is going to be his roommate.
13:35I'm not sharing with him. Trying to see his eyes is a nutcase.
13:38I'm worried he'll outshine you with a nutcase of theatre awards.
13:41Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look, I've got an idea.
13:43We can have a contest.
13:45The winner gets to stay in his room, the loser has to share with Wilson.
13:48Oh, yeah? What do you have in mind?
13:52Huddle, my friends.
13:56I'm so glad you're finally going to meet Adam.
13:58He's got the cutest haircut, beautiful eyes,
14:01and he wears a baseball cap everywhere.
14:03Um, Louise, have you looked in the mirror this morning?
14:06Let me guess, Adam's played another practical joke on me, right?
14:10Oh.
14:12Don't worry, it will come off.
14:14So, what pranks have you played on him?
14:16None.
14:18So, you're telling me he's done all this to you and you haven't retaliated?
14:26He's lucky I found out about this.
14:29Finished starting your room yet?
14:31Haven't started.
14:33But your grandpa's visiting later.
14:35Don't you want the place to look nice for his first visit?
14:38Turns out he can't come.
14:40No, he's not sick, is he?
14:42No.
14:43Then what is it?
14:45Jackie, you can tell me.
14:47Look, the truth is I cancelled his visit.
14:49What?
14:51But you were looking forward to seeing him.
14:53So, what's going on?
14:55Just drop it.
14:59He's getting away with it.
15:01Don't you want payback?
15:03Sorry.
15:05See, Tracy?
15:07This is what you call a kind and tolerant person.
15:11Louise, your foster dad called.
15:13He's locked out and he needs your house keys.
15:15You'd better get home.
15:17Sorry. If Adam shows up, tell him to meet at my place.
15:25What?
15:27What?
15:28I'm warning you, Tracy Beaker.
15:30It's hard enough for me being on my own today,
15:32and if I catch anyone doing anything wrong,
15:34I am holding you responsible!
15:36Talk about highly strung.
15:38You've got that look in your eye. What are you thinking?
15:41Well, it's just that Adam's on his way over.
15:44Feels like the perfect opportunity to teach him a lesson.
15:50Thanks.
15:52Oh, hi.
15:53You must be the new guy, Wilson.
15:55Nice to meet you.
15:56Hi, I'm Bouncer.
15:57So the story's true.
15:58Do I have to pass an initiation test
16:00before I get locked in the cellar with the rats, right?
16:03Oh, and don't forget the evil roommate.
16:06Only joking.
16:08I'm really looking forward to it.
16:10I've never shared a room before.
16:12I've got to run. I'm organising a contest.
16:14Need any help? What kind of contest?
16:16A contest that has absolutely nothing to do with a roommate,
16:19that's for sure. Yeah.
16:26Don't you think water bombs and eggs are a tad childish?
16:29About as childish as drawing moustaches on innocent people's faces.
16:32Remind me never to introduce you to any of my boyfriends.
16:35Don't worry, you'll never have any.
16:41Hi, nice to meet you.
16:44So, you think practical jokes are funny, do you?
16:46Um, well, sometimes.
16:48You think it's funny to laugh at other people's expense?
16:51If people can't take a joke, then that's sad, I guess.
16:53Just because you're cute doesn't mean you can just walk all over Louise.
16:56Why are you smiling?
16:58It's just no-one's ever called me cute before.
17:08Take that!
17:12This must be my initiation test. It's exactly how I pictured it.
17:15No, this is payback!
17:17Payback for what?
17:23Argh!
17:39Wait here, I'll go to Jackie's so we can surprise her.
17:41Crash, thank goodness. I need a hand.
17:43Sorry, got to run.
17:47Oh, waitress, could I have a chocolate milkshake with some extra ice cream, please?
17:52I'm not a waitress, I'm a social worker.
17:54Well, then why did you offer me a milkshake?
17:58Surprise!
18:01Grandpa, I thought you...
18:02Crash called. He told me the visit was back on.
18:05You can thank me later.
18:07So, this is the famous dumping ground, eh?
18:11When's the grand tour start?
18:13Right away.
18:18Why did you have to stick your nose in?
18:20Big mouth.
18:36Bigger bedroom than you had at home.
18:40I haven't noticed.
18:42You've made it very cosy.
18:44No, I haven't.
18:46Is this new?
18:48It's the stupid poster I won in the car game with Lauren Bouncer.
18:57That's just something I'm making for Layla.
19:00Might not even bother with it.
19:05That's not mine.
19:06Well, of course it is.
19:08Look, there's you there, smiling.
19:10And that boy, um, Smash, pulling faces.
19:14Yeah, maybe it is mine, but I'm not attached to it.
19:17To be honest, I'm not attached to any of this stuff.
19:20Don't be silly.
19:22You've worked so hard to make this place nice.
19:31Why do I get the feeling you want something?
19:33You've got to help cheat.
19:35And what makes you think I'll do that?
19:37Oh, wow! Yeah?
19:40Imagine all the things I can do with that.
19:42I'll make sure I don't spend it all at once.
19:44OK, £2.00.
19:45£5.00.
19:48So what do I have to do?
19:52Hemstopper, ever played Soda Roulette?
19:55Yeah, of course.
19:57Bar a chocolate on Crash to win.
19:59You're on.
20:10Still not talking to me, Jackie.
20:12That's fine.
20:13Technically, you just did.
20:14I won't make the same mistake.
20:16There you go again.
20:18Ladies and gentlemen,
20:21welcome to Soda Roulette.
20:23Blindfolds, please.
20:38Remove blindfolds.
20:41Heads or tails, Crash?
20:43Heads.
20:47Oh, Crash is first.
20:59Michael?
21:06Are you all right, Justine?
21:08Hey, get off the bouncer.
21:22Your turn.
21:27Please.
21:39Oh!
21:52Good luck sharing with your son.
21:54Hope it's not too big.
21:55Oh, Crash.
22:02You want to know something?
22:04I've been dreading this visit.
22:06I was dreading it too.
22:08I hate it here.
22:09I wish you'd never seen me here.
22:12I am not a fool, Jackie.
22:14I can see you're okay here.
22:18No, you're right.
22:19It's just...
22:20I was worried you seeing me settled might upset you.
22:23Yeah.
22:24I was worried this place would be horrible.
22:27Didn't want to find you unhappy.
22:29Well, I can stop worrying.
22:33Bye, my love.
22:37Bye.
22:39Miss you.
22:43Yeah, I really miss you too.
22:49Well, time to go.
22:51Mr. Hopper, wait.
22:52You won the bet, remember?
22:55What bet?
22:56Forget I said anything.
23:07Hiya.
23:09Hi, Tracey.
23:10This is Adam.
23:11Adam?
23:12Hi.
23:13I called and asked him to meet in my place.
23:16Tracey?
23:17You okay?
23:23Aren't you going to thank me?
23:24For what?
23:25Do you realise how long you left me down there without food or water?
23:28I could have died.
23:29Yeah, but you didn't though, did you?
23:31It's not the pint.
23:32You must be Wilson.
23:33Yeah.
23:34When did you arrive?
23:35A while ago.
23:36And why are you covered in...
23:38What is this?
23:39Mainly flour and rotten egg.
23:42I see.
23:43Tracey, I thought we had an understanding.
23:46Why is it always your fault?
23:48I...
23:49Um...
23:50Actually, I did this to myself.
23:52See, I love pouring flour over me.
23:54And I love the smell of rotten egg.
23:57Someone should make a perfume out of this.
24:00In future, Wilson, this isn't acceptable behaviour.
24:05I know what you're up to.
24:06You do?
24:07You've got revenge planned for me.
24:09Now why would I want to do something so immature as that?
24:12I can see what you're doing.
24:13You want me to spend my whole life paranoid.
24:15Scared to use my own toothpaste.
24:17Worried about going to sleep.
24:19Constantly looking over my shoulder.
24:21But it won't work.
24:22I haven't got a scheme planned.
24:24You better put me out of my misery.
24:28I'm warning you.
24:29If you don't put a prank in the next 24 hours, you'll be sorry.
24:33Look on the bright side.
24:35If your roommate's a complete... weirdo,
24:38you're getting work to give her.
24:42Hi, I'm Wilson.
24:44Crash.
24:46I've never shared a room before, so tell me if I know you.
24:58Whoa! Check out the gear!
25:02If you want to use my stuff, Crash, go ahead.
25:04What's mine is yours. Isn't that the roommate code?
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