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00:00I'm sorry, I killed you, you let the agent kill me.
00:03I killed you, you let the agent kill me.
00:05Get out of here!
00:07Oh!
00:09Oh God!
00:11Leave me alone!
00:13Leave me alone!
00:30I'm sorry, I killed you.
01:00What are you doing here?
01:26If you're lost, I'm sure your parents are looking for you.
01:30While I'm here, I'll go with you to your parents.
01:34Let's go.
01:35What parents? Leave me alone!
01:38You're here when I'm here, and you want to get out of here?
01:41I'm going to dump your poop here, and you're going to tell me about my parents?
01:44Oh, is that how we taught you kids how to talk to their parents?
01:48A father like me, you talk to me like you're talking to a baby.
01:51What do you know, parents?
01:52It's not that small of a deal.
01:53The kids over there...
01:57We're going to see everything today, my friend.
01:59Anyway, we're going to talk to you.
02:01You know I'm proud of my boss.
02:07Leave me alone!
02:09Leave me alone!
02:10Leave me alone!
02:11Leave me alone!
02:18Leave me alone, don't move!
02:20Ouch!
02:21Ouch!
02:22Ouch!
02:23Ouch!
02:24Leave me alone!
02:25Leave me alone!
02:26Leave me alone, don't move!
02:32Let's go see if there's anyone we can talk to.
02:35It's you, you talk too much for nothing.
02:38Stay here.
02:39I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
02:41I just wanted to explain to you what happened.
02:46Look, there's a lot of shit over there.
02:50What's that?
02:51There's a lot of shit over there.
02:55So that's how...
02:57You come and shit on me?
03:00That's how you get out of nowhere and you come and shit on me?
03:04Big bandit, I hit you in the head and shit!
03:07Who are you calling a big bandit?
03:10Repeat after me.
03:12Big cool black.
03:14Big cool black.
03:15Big cool black.
03:17Big cool black.
03:20Tell me, why do you come and shit on me?
03:25Well, I went to the event.
03:30I went to the food recycling.
03:34I went to the birthday of the little sister of Achille Gael.
03:38Yes, I'm going to talk to him.
03:41I went to the birthday of the little sister of Achille Gael.
03:44I mixed a hero totem with a shell.
03:49It gave me a little indigestion.
03:52As there is no public toilet in Cameroon,
03:55I looked for the public toilet but I didn't see it.
03:58I asked my friend to leave me where he saw a little bush.
04:02That's how he left me here in Bokankregang.
04:05I came, I didn't even shit here at the beginning.
04:08I went to shit there.
04:09Wait, who did you go to shit with?
04:11I left, so I left it there.
04:16Listen to me, Grandpa.
04:17You talk too much for nothing.
04:19But I don't have the time to talk to you.
04:22When you came in, did you see that there was a public toilet?
04:26Do you know that we are in a country where there is ...
04:29You answer me, or not?
04:30When you came into my land,
04:33did you see that it said, public toilet, Grandpa?
04:38No, no, Grandpa.
04:42Are you sure?
04:44Yes.
04:47So listen to me, Grandpa.
04:50Next time, you'll be on your own.
04:53Or it's an event, heaven or whatever.
04:55Listen to me, Grandpa.
04:59You don't belong to the system.
05:01Do you understand?
05:02This is my land.
05:03So, if we didn't build it, if they didn't build it for you,
05:06and for the public, I don't give a shit.
05:09Okay?
05:10Okay?
05:11Are you okay, Grandpa?
05:14Are you okay, Grandpa?
05:16Are you okay, Grandpa?
05:17You see, I'm an epileptic.
05:19Listen to me.
05:21I don't give a shit.
05:23I don't give a shit.
05:25That's it.
05:28Don't ever come here again, okay?
05:29You wear your shirt like that.
05:32You wear it like that, it's bad luck.
05:33I'm a notary, man.
05:34He raised his hat on the head of a notary.
05:37Listen to me, Grandpa.
05:39No system in the world
05:42will give us what nature gives us.
05:46So,
05:47pay.
05:51Pay.
05:52We didn't respect nature.
05:53You're going to pay.
05:55Pay.
05:57You're crazy, Grandpa.
05:58You don't even have 5 francs.
06:01You don't even have 10 francs.
06:03Do you want to suffer?
06:05Pay.
06:07Okay, I have 150.
06:09Pay.
06:11Pay for the bike.
06:13Pay.
06:18Pay for the bike.
06:23I have 150.
06:25When you look at me,
06:28you make fun of my face.
06:30What do you want, Grandpa?
06:32You make fun of your face
06:33like you don't know.
06:35You thought I needed your shit,
06:37like in Greece.
06:39But...
06:40You want to pollute my land.
06:42What do you say?
06:43Give me the money you have in your pocket.
06:45Hurry up.
06:46But...
06:47Look.
06:48Give me the money you have in your pocket.
06:57It's God's money, Grandpa.
06:59It's not for me.
07:00It's God's money, Grandpa.
07:02It's my wife's money.
07:03Oh!
07:04Oh, my God.
07:05Oh, my God.
07:06It's God's money.
07:07Okay.
07:08I'm never done with you.
07:10When you get out of here,
07:12don't ever come back, okay?
07:16And remember,
07:17the next time you come,
07:19listen to me,
07:20when you express your needs to shit,
07:22your desires to shit,
07:23the next time,
07:26die.
07:28Grandpa,
07:29you and me,
07:30you let God's money.
07:31You and me,
07:32you let God's money.
07:33Get out.
07:34Get out.
07:35You and me,
07:36you let God's money.
07:37Get out.
07:41Whatever.